How to Make Stab-Proof Body Armor 👌🙏✝DEUS VULT✝💯💯

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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    Let's get radical my dudes. Today I'm making a sick as h*ck stab vest out of 1/8" aluminum sheets (decommissioned street signs), steel rivets, and a few belts. Turned out amazing, and solid as a mug.
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  • @_kijetesantakalu
    @_kijetesantakalu 7 лет назад +1328

    Somebody pointed out that I could just get stabbed in the armpit.
    Therefore
    I SHALL NOT WEAR SHOES

    • @lunaflamed
      @lunaflamed 5 лет назад +10

      Yeah, no more jockstraps wearing either.

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 лет назад +3

      You know that's the joke right?

    • @sionhughes3335
      @sionhughes3335 5 лет назад +10

      @@jacobkeary6740 You know thats the joke right?

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 5 лет назад +2

      @@sionhughes3335 are you slow

    • @bojangles2492
      @bojangles2492 5 лет назад +4

      You guys need to go to joke school and learn the funnies.

  • @squirrelknight9768
    @squirrelknight9768 7 лет назад +31

    all aboard the deus vult train! 🚂
    Next stop, the holy land🕇

  • @mitchellloney4829
    @mitchellloney4829 7 лет назад

    lmao good slingshotchannel plug .caught me off guard

  • @alfiembutitstonymontana9964
    @alfiembutitstonymontana9964 4 года назад

    If I could do stuff like this I would make amour for different situations
    A zombie apocalypse would be this and your riot baseball helmet plus some other things to guard arms and legs

  • @spentex273
    @spentex273 7 лет назад +9

    You should make stickman riot gauntlets like if you agree

  • @lukecooney9691
    @lukecooney9691 7 лет назад

    He may become Bat-Man if he pleased

  • @buildguy_3605
    @buildguy_3605 7 лет назад +4

    Um... my Home Depot doesn't have 1/8 inch aluminum...

    • @walkerr8151
      @walkerr8151 7 лет назад +4

      BuildGuy _ The side of the road does tho

    • @buildguy_3605
      @buildguy_3605 7 лет назад +1

      Mr. guy, is it a road sign then?

    • @walkerr8151
      @walkerr8151 7 лет назад

      BuildGuy _ Yea there like super free and plentiful on the side of the road.

    • @maggi98mw
      @maggi98mw 7 лет назад

      Mr. guy they grow like on trees and stuff

    • @walkerr8151
      @walkerr8151 7 лет назад

      Markus Wiedner Yea metal trees without branch's and most have small holes all the way up and down.

  • @frailty1288
    @frailty1288 7 лет назад +1

    0:23
    Wear a layer over it, they won't know you're wearing armor and go for the center of mass.

  • @RelicsandRust
    @RelicsandRust 4 года назад

    Haha love the sarcasm! 🤙😎

  • @therepublicofbananas7516
    @therepublicofbananas7516 7 лет назад

    What was that?
    Were retaking the holy land???
    SIGN ME THE FUCK UP!!!

  • @Snowy_Breeze
    @Snowy_Breeze 6 лет назад

    Spartan Armor next.

  • @Candlesjack
    @Candlesjack 7 лет назад

    So when are you gonna start selling those chest plates bra? I need to pre-order.

  • @nickfleming3397
    @nickfleming3397 7 лет назад +200

    knights wear wearing plate carriers before it was "tacticool"

  • @angeleaterstudios1004
    @angeleaterstudios1004 5 лет назад +276

    This dude ran around town stealing those No Parking signs to make this armor.

    • @nitrous_god
      @nitrous_god 4 года назад +1

      Keith Au r/ihadastroke

    • @octaviusgalacticus2253
      @octaviusgalacticus2253 3 года назад +5

      Now I have something to do with all those no parking signs

    • @lonewolf8820
      @lonewolf8820 3 года назад +5

      Lol, that would be funny. But for real, he gets the signs from his uncle who throws out used signs.

    • @AdamRhein
      @AdamRhein 3 года назад +5

      Not the hero we deserve... but definately the hero we want.

    • @bonelessbenjamin9800
      @bonelessbenjamin9800 3 года назад +1

      Im a little late to this but, he did say he gets them from someone who works for the company and the signs had to get thrown away

  • @AterexGaming
    @AterexGaming 7 лет назад +215

    I'm a simple crusader. I see Deus Vult in the title and I click like.

    • @40kanon
      @40kanon 7 лет назад +14

      AterexGaming I'm a simple fellow Crusader. I see another Crusader and I upvote.

    • @kelpyg4711
      @kelpyg4711 7 лет назад +10

      baby: d... de... d.
      mom: he's saying his first word!
      baby: de.. *DEUS VULT*

  • @edwardanderson9396
    @edwardanderson9396 7 лет назад +704

    What a lovely day to reclaim the holy land

    • @edwardanderson9396
      @edwardanderson9396 7 лет назад +8

      It is depressing, it was battle scarred just to rub it in

    • @joecozmic1747
      @joecozmic1747 7 лет назад +1

      Robert Mcfry nice I have a csgo knife

    • @claudefaustus3104
      @claudefaustus3104 7 лет назад +3

      Robert Mcfry Lets go sanctify something with dynamite.
      POWERWOLF POWERWOLF POWERWOLF POWERWOLF

    • @infidelgermany
      @infidelgermany 7 лет назад +1

      Amen and Attack!

    • @rachellearthur4444
      @rachellearthur4444 7 лет назад +2

      infidelgermany YEEEAAHHHHHHH

  • @seemenow8204
    @seemenow8204 7 лет назад +341

    Making armor out of a no parking sign😂😂😂😂

  • @wdesign1189
    @wdesign1189 7 лет назад +347

    That's gonna come in handy for when the highway department catches you stealing all those signs.

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 лет назад +33

      WDesign lol he doesn't steal them. They are scrapped signs.

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 7 лет назад +61

      I know, I'm just jealous, I have a strong desire to steal a sign...
      cause I'm a hoarder

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 лет назад +22

      WDesign xD Well if you pay taxes, you bought the sign anyway.

    • @wdesign1189
      @wdesign1189 7 лет назад +9

      Mr. Guitar CAGED Good point, I should go pick one up now

    • @lukepippin4781
      @lukepippin4781 7 лет назад +2

      WDesign LOL

  • @SeiferTV
    @SeiferTV 7 лет назад +296

    I love that you really take your time to test stuff.
    The "deflecting knife vs. catching knife" thing was pretty informative and I would have never even consider it.
    Thanks brah.

    • @FrigginBoomToys
      @FrigginBoomToys 7 лет назад +13

      I second that. I love useless apocalyptic armour but I also love LEARNING

    • @pokeprofit1033
      @pokeprofit1033 Год назад

      yes, exactly right

  • @TRICELLxGAMER
    @TRICELLxGAMER 7 лет назад +266

    LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

  • @jeppeguldberg2967
    @jeppeguldberg2967 7 лет назад +759

    DEUS VUUUUULT

  • @ScottyDumas
    @ScottyDumas 7 лет назад +122

    "lets make like Mike Pence on opposite day and change that"

    • @gmcm329
      @gmcm329 7 лет назад +4

      i live in indiana and that part hit hard

  • @JohnDoe-on6ru
    @JohnDoe-on6ru 6 лет назад +40

    Stab you in the armpit? That's not the problem, what if they tickle you?
    So about the top part, is there any danger that if you bend down too fast you could drive this thing into your neck, or for example if you are in a car accident while wearing this? How secure is it, as in how likely is it to ride up to your neck?

    • @lenny_1369
      @lenny_1369 4 года назад +4

      This is actually close to the WWI trench armor, but those kinds of armor are a lot heavier considering that their made of iron and also thick to stop bullet or shrapnels, they're more restrictive and compared to this it didn't protect the back, but it served its purpose being able to at least protect the vital organs from hand held guns.

  • @forestlampcraft472
    @forestlampcraft472 7 лет назад +79

    This channel is so therapeutic. Congratulations

  • @genericasian5699
    @genericasian5699 7 лет назад +53

    So if the Hacksmith is Canadian Iron Man, does that make you Crusader Batman?

  • @motormouth6093
    @motormouth6093 6 лет назад +39

    Stab and bullet proof armor. Just call me Batman

  • @leviticusyeeticus9895
    @leviticusyeeticus9895 7 лет назад +222

    Just some constructive criticism, and a friendly suggestion from a fan. I actually felt that you explained it way more clearly when you recorded after the fact. And you have time to put in clips of other things showing examples like when you put the spear through the plate, and doing so without interrupting the momentum of the tutorial. And I can hear you a lot better, obviously. So yeah, I would like to see you kind of mess around with that method and see whether you might like it more, or not. Also, if you aren't talking when you're building, you can focus more on what you're doing, reducing the danger risk and reducing the chance that you might make a mistake. If you read this, I'd be super thrilled, and I just want to say keep up what you're doing

    • @frankdunn4491
      @frankdunn4491 7 лет назад +19

      Strongly agree, but either way the videos are great

    • @octobilly9505
      @octobilly9505 7 лет назад +2

      I agree with this so much but love the video both ways

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 7 лет назад +1

      Im not reading thet😂

  • @user-ft6nr2ho9g
    @user-ft6nr2ho9g 7 лет назад +72

    7:32
    God- Eli make armor so you can go reclaim the holy land.
    Eli- ... ok and i can make a video out of it too

    • @enricobaschenis4257
      @enricobaschenis4257 7 лет назад +7

      WerewolfAtHeart * Eli makes double axe from sawblades *
      (Big g) Eli what are you doing
      * Eli makes brawler shield *
      (Big g) Eli
      * Eli unleashes a gundam with full medieval armor *
      (Big g) stahp

  • @JeffHaroldz
    @JeffHaroldz 7 лет назад +342

    Quit stealing road signs you hooligan :^)

    • @sug8056
      @sug8056 7 лет назад +25

      he has a "uncle" that gives them to him

    • @bunkerbuster6729
      @bunkerbuster6729 7 лет назад +1

      Jeff Harold 😂😂😂

    • @justsomebaby3465
      @justsomebaby3465 7 лет назад +2

      Katan Akuma I think it was a joke

    • @tundraspirits2061
      @tundraspirits2061 7 лет назад

      I think you can buy some at some hardware stares can't you?

    • @JeffHaroldz
      @JeffHaroldz 7 лет назад +1

      I thought my little :^) would imply the /sarcasm

  • @ZNA_Productions
    @ZNA_Productions  7 лет назад +243

    Any other Darius H*cker fans out there?

    • @bebop-lj7yv
      @bebop-lj7yv 7 лет назад +1

      ZNA Productions can u do wolverine claws

    • @benturechek8719
      @benturechek8719 7 лет назад +1

      ZNA Productions Heck to the yizzel my nizzel! He da bomb

    • @feonnball119
      @feonnball119 7 лет назад +3

      ZNA Productions bro could u up turn the edge to stop glancing blows

    • @coldnightcreations2390
      @coldnightcreations2390 7 лет назад

      ZNA Productions Darius fan for life me hearty

    • @gavinstephenson1083
      @gavinstephenson1083 7 лет назад +1

      can you please not post at 3:00am in the morning thank you so much 😁

  • @devinwhite5064
    @devinwhite5064 3 года назад +5

    Whats the point of armor when your enemy can still hurt your feelings

  • @thecrookedmoon4680
    @thecrookedmoon4680 7 лет назад +92

    i lost my heck laughing at the antifa/isis bit.

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 7 лет назад +4

      Enderl0rd S. You lost your heck?

    • @wokeil
      @wokeil 7 лет назад +3

      Enderl0rd S. You lost your heck?

    • @iceboi5983
      @iceboi5983 7 лет назад +3

      Yeah, cause there's definitely no difference between them hehe...

    • @GraysonMckernan
      @GraysonMckernan 7 лет назад +1

      What got lost?

    • @thecrookedmoon4680
      @thecrookedmoon4680 7 лет назад +1

      wokeil i know some kids who watch this and im trying to avoid cursing

  • @Tim0thyCH
    @Tim0thyCH 7 лет назад +165

    I think that you need to us more of those "No Parking Here" signs for when you make a chastity belt for your daughter...

    • @nerfomadic3
      @nerfomadic3 7 лет назад +9

      This made my day

    • @Ben-vy8re
      @Ben-vy8re 7 лет назад +4

      Arassuil I laughed so hard when I saw this i peed a little in my pants

    • @Chris-tl1qw
      @Chris-tl1qw 7 лет назад

      Arassuil what's a chastity belt

    • @SaucySailor
      @SaucySailor 7 лет назад +6

      Christian Villegas a metal piece that goes on like under where for girls that is locked so she can't have sex

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 7 лет назад

      Arassuil
      Are there chastity belts for men? Just asking.

  • @devonisboss9277
    @devonisboss9277 7 лет назад +24

    "i love my child, i love my child, i made some stab-proof armor"

  • @RuinedComedian
    @RuinedComedian 7 лет назад +32

    I was gonna go to sleep, but then I decided to retake Jerusalem

    • @ItharAbbas
      @ItharAbbas 7 лет назад +3

      Ruben Chavez but then you remembered Saladin

  • @JustAGiraffe
    @JustAGiraffe 7 лет назад +262

    Give this to Jörg Sprave. That will be the ultimate test to see if it's truly stab-proof.

    • @AgentTexes
      @AgentTexes 7 лет назад +7

      Then he get's called a terrorist sympathizer again by some shit media outlets and his channel gets a strike.

    • @benjammoran87
      @benjammoran87 7 лет назад +6

      Joerg would crush your armor that is a mountain of a man and he's been working out to get back in shape.... good luck with a collaboration considering he lives in Germany.... cool looking armor but stab proof send it to Joerg and find out... it would also be a way to get new viewers that follow him and not you yet.... but I follow both already...

    • @RandomL0s3r
      @RandomL0s3r 7 лет назад +6

      Benjam Mo
      He can make an armor piercing slingshot. But daily Fail still exists

    • @timvanharen3928
      @timvanharen3928 7 лет назад +3

      no he would just shoot fidget spinners at it

    • @madnessguy010101
      @madnessguy010101 7 лет назад +10

      justagiraffe LET ME SHOW YOU ITS FEATURES

  • @mrsplitfoot23
    @mrsplitfoot23 7 лет назад +91

    Soo, here's an idea. Stick like, two of these inside of your $30 bullet proof armor you did at different layers. Might just deflect the 5.56.

    • @petederksen9300
      @petederksen9300 6 лет назад +11

      grayghost no chance agents a 5.56

    • @sirzack0002
      @sirzack0002 6 лет назад +12

      Pete Derksen I'm late to the party, but I watched that video this morning. It didn't look like all of the rounds made it through.. plus, 5.56 is great at punching through metal, but it would break apart, leaving not enough energy to pierce the $30 body armour.... possibly

    • @edgarbleikur1929
      @edgarbleikur1929 5 лет назад +9

      FYI oven baking aluminium makes it extremely hard (former automotive industry toolmaker)

    • @wesleyjohnston2613
      @wesleyjohnston2613 5 лет назад +5

      His 30$ body armor might stop 556 if he put a piece of tile or some form of ceramic in front of the fiber panel. The ceramic would do a decent job of breaking apart the bullet before it got to the fibers... but even that’s a long shot. People underestimate 556. Velocity defeats armor, it’s simple.

    • @isaacb2016
      @isaacb2016 5 лет назад +2

      He could also put ceramic tiles in the bullet proof armor and that would break up the 5.56

  • @skinnypringle
    @skinnypringle 7 лет назад +107

    that shameless plug for your hoodie is why i love you man!

    • @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim
      @Stone_Cold_Steve_Autisim 7 лет назад +2

      Joey Acid that blinking dead pan was legit hilarious

    • @skinnypringle
      @skinnypringle 7 лет назад +1

      Currently freaking out, never in a decade of watching, subscribing, and commenting on RUclips have I gotten this many likes on a comment...

  • @sachinpowers2067
    @sachinpowers2067 7 лет назад +188

    when you just finished watching porn and you get the notification #bestdayever

    • @ElBach1y
      @ElBach1y 7 лет назад +7

      Sachin Powers uhm thats against the bible dude u cant retake the holy land like that

    • @sander.s4604
      @sander.s4604 7 лет назад +2

      BacH so why do you watch it aswell?

    • @deathlycost1
      @deathlycost1 7 лет назад +6

      Sachin Powers not even going to fucking lie, but that's me as fuck.

    • @Quisiio0303456
      @Quisiio0303456 7 лет назад +1

      Sachin Powers That's heresy.

    • @ADDBlacksmith
      @ADDBlacksmith 7 лет назад +2

      Sachin Powers bro do you even DEUS VULT!

  • @comradeotaku2412
    @comradeotaku2412 7 лет назад +77

    This guy here either underestimate ISIS or overestimate Anti-Fa.

    • @Superman-ln5tg
      @Superman-ln5tg 4 года назад +9

      ISIS... Ok, good point.
      antifa? hahahaha JERKS

    • @lupuslaktor
      @lupuslaktor 4 года назад +13

      Isis is a terror organisation, while "antifa" is the state of mind that you are not okay with killing and discreminating people by their skintone, their religion, sexuality and so on.
      People often get confused by the that.
      Hope this helped.

    • @comradeotaku2412
      @comradeotaku2412 4 года назад +6

      @@lupuslaktor Oh I know what Anti-Fa is and I critically support their efforts, don't worry

    • @Zorro9129
      @Zorro9129 4 года назад +29

      @@lupuslaktor "It's not an organization, just a state of mind! Ignore their flags, street violence, or meetings talking about how to injure people."

    • @aydenlentz3345
      @aydenlentz3345 4 года назад +12

      Ya meanwhile antifa doing rights across America and shit ton of dead Americans

  • @xpainpush
    @xpainpush 7 лет назад +87

    Hey since you already made a crusader helmet + armor, why not make a modern day full crusader armor set?

    • @xpainpush
      @xpainpush 7 лет назад +16

      includes: gauntlet, shin guard, thigh guard, shoe guard, bicep/arm guard? :P could make a lot of vids with this project.

    • @marcoraulgallardoparedes504
      @marcoraulgallardoparedes504 7 лет назад

      Sp00kboi agree

    • @patdevonshire
      @patdevonshire 7 лет назад +11

      Yeah fuck shoes.

  • @beanny39
    @beanny39 7 лет назад +1176

    We will take Jerusalem!

    • @lukebengal1352
      @lukebengal1352 7 лет назад +12

      beanny39 Non nobis Domine!

    • @slucy223
      @slucy223 7 лет назад +9

      Crusaders Of God grátia pléna Dóminus técum. Benedícta tū in muliérubus, et benedíctus frúctas véntris túi, Iésus.

    • @diamondproductions2
      @diamondproductions2 7 лет назад +9

      Ad mortem, inimicus!

    • @Liam-om1sg
      @Liam-om1sg 7 лет назад +15

      We will fail on every try!

    • @guillermoreyesjimenez8248
      @guillermoreyesjimenez8248 7 лет назад +1

      liam legget except the first time. Then yea, we kinda messed up. Um yeah let's not talk about that though

  • @suprememe2314
    @suprememe2314 7 лет назад +31

    POPE URBAN WOULD BE PROUD

  • @FrigginBoomToys
    @FrigginBoomToys 7 лет назад +364

    What is the point of armour when a missile launched via satellite could kill you even when you were wearing the armour? Fuckin waste of time.

    • @C3inflable
      @C3inflable 7 лет назад +7

      You are everywhere man hahaha.

    • @Ian42_
      @Ian42_ 7 лет назад +4

      Friggin Boom Toys hecken*

    • @iimaveriickii6380
      @iimaveriickii6380 7 лет назад +7

      Friggin Boom Toys your parents conceiving you was a waste of time.

    • @Briselance
      @Briselance 7 лет назад +8

      Friggin Boom Toys
      Tell the grunts their FLaK jackets/bullet-proof jackets don't have any use, because of missiles. :-D

    • @CottonballMonster
      @CottonballMonster 7 лет назад +7

      at least your corpse looks cool XD

  • @jaybienbuckley3985
    @jaybienbuckley3985 7 лет назад +35

    you should do a zombie challenge where u have to build a weapon or armor in a selected time frame
    like so he can see

  • @crusader7659
    @crusader7659 6 лет назад +55

    DEUS VULT INFIDELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @marethyu1323
      @marethyu1323 5 лет назад +3

      Those are bold words for someone within crusading distance

    • @thesoy-sorcerer9469
      @thesoy-sorcerer9469 4 года назад

      Chell is made out of pure fucking will to live.

    • @degman6981
      @degman6981 4 года назад

      It does

  • @Anonymous-ce7gj
    @Anonymous-ce7gj 7 лет назад +63

    Joerg Sprave is no normal human being

    • @hideouswh5718
      @hideouswh5718 7 лет назад +3

      i think he is native scandinavian cause he is a FUCKING BERSERKER

  • @nerdmayhem1019
    @nerdmayhem1019 7 лет назад +103

    ZNA Productions can you do a heavy broad sword or maybe a trident? By the way, I love your videos and you never fail to make me smile!

    • @donny_hellfire257
      @donny_hellfire257 7 лет назад +1

      Yes do a heavy broadsword. That would be freakin awesome.

    • @juliantrueman6542
      @juliantrueman6542 7 лет назад +5

      Sword making is really hard to do right. It pretty much requires forge work. If you just make it from bar stock it's gonna be minimall katana levels of terrible. Trident is totally doable though! You could maybe make the tips from files for hardened tool steel, and fasten them to a barstock head, then mount that on a shaft. It'd have a post apocalyptic look, but that's not a problem for ZNA stuff.

    • @niscent_
      @niscent_ 7 лет назад +2

      yeah, a sword would be really hard. a utility fixed blade would be interesting. a long knife with a thick blade made in a metal file, with a thick pommel to hammer stuff. maybe with a sub hilt to improve the handling.
      the assembly would be similar to a sword, but without the troubles of the forge.

    • @ghosturiel
      @ghosturiel 7 лет назад +1

      Joergspave made a homemade "ork" sword for 10$ out of bar stock and compared it to a Katana( Not sure of it's quality level). It was okay, certainly enough to be dangerous, and it seemed very durable. Fit in with the post apocalyptic look as well

    • @juliantrueman6542
      @juliantrueman6542 7 лет назад

      +ghosturiel it couldn't hold an edge and it bent when he struck a tree like 3 times. not even sideways, it bent forward. like the strongest direction a sword has.

  • @krustbag1039
    @krustbag1039 6 лет назад +9

    That intro was savage, I love it, you just earned my sub, keep it up man.
    #Savage

  • @bjornironside1147
    @bjornironside1147 7 лет назад +43

    *DEUS VULT INTENSIFIES*

  • @e.e.gravewalkr
    @e.e.gravewalkr 7 лет назад +151

    Build Suggestion - (you've probably gotten this before) I think a fallout style Pipe Rifle or revolver would be a very practical and efficient build while not being entirely complicated. It would fit the style of your builds and you could give a tactical af, badbutt paint job.

    • @boxfoxreyes9950
      @boxfoxreyes9950 7 лет назад +3

      Driver and in the states its legal

    • @jcb0249
      @jcb0249 7 лет назад +10

      Nope, manufacturing a firearm for personal use NOT SALE, NON TRANSFERABLE
      also non automatic (no machine guns.or full auto) is perfectly legal.
      But Eli lives in...I think Illinois? So he'd need a "f.o.i.d." card before even shopping for a regular gun.
      So probably not gonna happen.

    • @tylerhouse1729
      @tylerhouse1729 7 лет назад +1

      Driver as cool as that is its not practical.. pipe rifle irl would suck sooo bad its not even worth it.. although him making a fake one would be epic

    • @lets-get-itgaming8075
      @lets-get-itgaming8075 7 лет назад +2

      Since he lives in Illinois there is no way in hell that he can make a pipe gun without some registration first. It's legal and possible, just takes paperwork and a tax stamp

    • @felixroberts7685
      @felixroberts7685 7 лет назад +2

      Driver I think that's illegal(even though that's bullshit and it shouldn't be)

  • @DaedalusProps
    @DaedalusProps 4 года назад +6

    "Brethren...dost thou even crusade?"

  • @chrismichaelyoung
    @chrismichaelyoung 7 лет назад +30

    You need to make leg armor.
    Just in case someone tries to hack your legs off

    • @JLMorgan104
      @JLMorgan104 7 лет назад +3

      Chris Young he already did

    • @adamwill2161
      @adamwill2161 7 лет назад

      James Morgan yes but there are area's for improvement with the armour

  • @aidandunworth765
    @aidandunworth765 7 лет назад +23

    Mess with the crabbo you get the stabbo

    • @SilverDOMO192837
      @SilverDOMO192837 7 лет назад +8

      Aidan Dunworth not when you have Templar armour

  • @brettjones3074
    @brettjones3074 5 лет назад +11

    Hey man, I just want to say, your video's are incredibly inspiring. As a veteran that has somewhat found themselves lost for things to do as a hobby, your channel has inspired me to re-engage my love for metal work. I've got plans to attend blacksmithing classes when I'm not on the road for work now and I hope that it will be one of my first healthy habits in the months to come. Keep up the work man, I really look forward to videos like this.

  • @sashaz1450
    @sashaz1450 7 лет назад +35

    If someone attacks you with an angle grinder your armor will not help you

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  7 лет назад +11

      Wrong. Aluminum is very difficult to cut with abrasive wheels.

    • @MrWeedy-hh4mg
      @MrWeedy-hh4mg 7 лет назад +3

      angle grinders are the new chainsaws

    • @Emily-jl4yt
      @Emily-jl4yt 7 лет назад +7

      Mr.Weedy Texas angle grinder massacre

  • @yesbabyyes3627
    @yesbabyyes3627 7 лет назад +27

    Step 1: shave
    Step 2: get more sleep

    • @j.d.norcross9362
      @j.d.norcross9362 7 лет назад +7

      I dunno man I kinda like the facial hair he has going.

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 7 лет назад +7

      Step 3: Repeat
      Step 4: Profit?

    • @GIANT406
      @GIANT406 7 лет назад +3

      YES BABY YES Instuctions not clear. Dick caught in electrical socket. Please send help.

  • @braydenjustice9384
    @braydenjustice9384 6 лет назад +7

    Eli: “Is Keith Urban the black guy?”
    Leah: “That’s Darius Rucker.”
    Me: 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 лет назад +194

    I love the smell of Jerusalem in the morning.

    • @socrates2451
      @socrates2451 7 лет назад +1

      TheBlackKnight1o1 A wild Saladin appears

    • @sergeantbigmac
      @sergeantbigmac 7 лет назад +8

      It smells like... Victory...
      Some day this wars gonna end *walks away with sad face*

    • @sheepherd2210
      @sheepherd2210 7 лет назад +4

      +Dale Gribble DEUS VULT

    • @Etaiin
      @Etaiin 7 лет назад +8

      WE MUST TAKE BACK THE HOLY LAND! DEUS VULT!!!!!!!!!!

    • @jakeawad2531
      @jakeawad2531 7 лет назад +1

      livemau5vevo The jews are in control. You gonna take it back now?

  • @VvVWhiteFangVvV
    @VvVWhiteFangVvV 7 лет назад +15

    You gonna make neck armor? You can bleed out quick if a blade catches your jugular or carotid artery.

    • @calicodan1556
      @calicodan1556 7 лет назад +3

      VvVWhiteFangVvV Hard to do without restricting head movement

    • @blackhawk-xt4sb
      @blackhawk-xt4sb 7 лет назад

      a protruding plate from pouldrons and the breastplate and a mail collar is the best you can get. i know its a video game but look at Apollyon from for honor's armor.

  • @thesaucylorax
    @thesaucylorax 5 лет назад +4

    (in reference to the intro) you can just wear an entire suit of T45 D Power Armor from Fallout

  • @Nerofur
    @Nerofur 7 лет назад +11

    you've inspired me to make weapons and I just finished my first weapon last weekend, I have the materials to build a second one, and will make a video on it! Keep up the good work! you're inspiring many people!

  • @That1Guy741
    @That1Guy741 7 лет назад +34

    So how's that crossbow coming along?

  • @rexarcher6118
    @rexarcher6118 5 лет назад +8

    "So I won't wear shoes anymore" XD

  • @luckx6533
    @luckx6533 7 лет назад +10

    Car bending is the future of armor making

  • @christopheruniversal1767
    @christopheruniversal1767 7 лет назад +116

    There is no perfect armour.

  • @manuelito2299
    @manuelito2299 7 лет назад +5

    Watched u for 3 years ❗️🙂 and u still make me laugh and I love ur creations I was actually inspired by u

  • @quindariousgooch6059
    @quindariousgooch6059 7 лет назад +195

    Guys, the zombie apocalypse begins and you can grab 3 weapons out of Eli's collection and some armor. What are you taking?

  • @vegtamthewanderer1516
    @vegtamthewanderer1516 7 лет назад +7

    omg dude. send another one of these to Jörg Sprave to test if an 1/8th of an inch will stop a knife

  • @JustInsane1
    @JustInsane1 5 лет назад +6

    Me: I spend a 100hrs a week playing video games
    Them: 9:25

  • @dude.dontaskmepoof3976
    @dude.dontaskmepoof3976 7 лет назад +15

    Question is. Can aluminium stab through aluminium?

    • @jacobkeary6740
      @jacobkeary6740 7 лет назад +1

      Dude. Don't ask me POOF probably not

    • @TheComedyButchers
      @TheComedyButchers 7 лет назад +4

      Aluminum going fast enough will punch through aluminum. Just like how you can punch into wood with toothpicks.

    • @jeffvader811
      @jeffvader811 7 лет назад +1

      Not unless you shoot it out of a gun. Aluminium is too soft for use in bladed weapons.

    • @skylerthompson8046
      @skylerthompson8046 7 лет назад

      Aluminum lucerne hammer.
      Will probably punch through most things.

  • @wesleygremillion8539
    @wesleygremillion8539 7 лет назад +24

    Holy moly, the sarcasm at the start.

  • @mcvilllain
    @mcvilllain 5 лет назад +4

    Put the $30 ballistic armor on underneath it

  • @angelolansang1096
    @angelolansang1096 7 лет назад +54

    This would be perfect against Peacekeeper in For Honor

    • @Rhevery
      @Rhevery 7 лет назад +6

      Angelo Lansang Considering steel is supposed to deflect stabs and PK can go straight through it, I'm not too sure

    • @rcticfloof
      @rcticfloof 7 лет назад

      Angelo Lansang yeah no, the God-like stab aspect of her knives makes any armor obsolete

    • @yeeetbiggeryeet6146
      @yeeetbiggeryeet6146 7 лет назад

      Wut is for honor

  • @jayyberrd
    @jayyberrd 7 лет назад +16

    Stabby murderous dagger of peace-proof armor, eh? You should mass produce it and make a business out of these things. It could be of great use in Europistan.

    • @autumnfall679
      @autumnfall679 7 лет назад +4

      _/Byrd I've been thinking the same thing, but then in form of a hoodie with cut proof sleeves and a stab proof torso and hood.

  • @matthewadams3790
    @matthewadams3790 4 года назад +3

    weak points in armour that can't be plated are why things like chainmail and gambeson were invented

  • @bigmitch9399
    @bigmitch9399 7 лет назад +61

    this body armor would be perfect for people in London

    • @ChillyJack
      @ChillyJack 7 лет назад +8

      Unfortunately it wouldn't be great against concussive force from high speed car impacts or explosives... Also not sure how well it'd stand up to shrapnel from nail bombs, but I'm guessing not well. Basically it needs to be at least twice as thick, cover the whole body, and have 6 or 7 airbags.

    • @Twisted_Sync
      @Twisted_Sync 7 лет назад +2

      You're not wrong

    • @kommi7658
      @kommi7658 7 лет назад +2

      Chilly Jack
      *High Speed Gender non Conforming Trucks of Peace.

    • @lelyanra
      @lelyanra 7 лет назад +2

      now we need to find something for airplanes in the US

    • @Smithy250
      @Smithy250 7 лет назад

      Jarrett Mitchell Wouldn't be perfect for people in America tho instant penetration

  • @notoriusc
    @notoriusc 7 лет назад +13

    I may have read "stab proof baby armor" for a second lol 😂

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  7 лет назад +20

      Coming soon.

    • @notoriusc
      @notoriusc 7 лет назад +4

      ZNA Productions Yay!!!! I can't wait! I hate when my babies get stabbed! 😡👶🏻

  • @TheNukedNacho
    @TheNukedNacho 5 лет назад +3

    Either God willed you to make it, or you have similar measurements to a street sign

  • @kitto3127
    @kitto3127 7 лет назад +14

    Try making a back scratcher just for funsies

  • @iraqigamer2407
    @iraqigamer2407 7 лет назад +117

    Knights are better than Weebs and Vikings.

  • @lilwrobs192
    @lilwrobs192 7 лет назад +16

    You should make it so that you can have your bullet resistant plates under it

    • @schleybailey
      @schleybailey 7 лет назад +2

      LilWrobs resin and cloth baby resin and cloth

  • @50StichesSteel
    @50StichesSteel 7 лет назад +4

    All the stabby people getting in jail shank matches everyday, telling you how to make armor........Hold my n*tz while I strangle your armpit......You should make a India style Chakra with some of that leftover stop sign material. I came up with this idea all on my own, from the recommended section on the side of this video....Also I've seen a stop sign that thick take a shotgun blast like it was nothing

  • @jakedesarmo6810
    @jakedesarmo6810 6 лет назад +3

    4:20 so you’re telling me that if someone comes at me with a power saw that this shit is useless??? Im so damn triggered

  • @cronas8493
    @cronas8493 7 лет назад +21

    make a deadly boomerang please, I think it would be cool

    • @alt-bringer5198
      @alt-bringer5198 7 лет назад +1

      dont think ive seen that yet, boomerang pleaze!
      boomerangs dont return if you hit something with it anyway so no
      "you hurt yourself catching it" excuses, its pure motivation for not missing
      (get good fast or lose your fingers :P)

    • @lonewanderer3603
      @lonewanderer3603 7 лет назад

      cronas There is such a thing as a hunting boomerang. It's shaped differently from the normal boomerang, much longer on one end, and much heavier. The idea is to aim for the animals legs and break them so it can't run away.

    • @possiblyashley1048
      @possiblyashley1048 6 лет назад

      Aussie Power

  • @dratsk2735
    @dratsk2735 7 лет назад +7

    Christmas songs more like june

  • @joewhitfield5561
    @joewhitfield5561 5 лет назад +3

    Another benefit of aluminum over steel is you can just steal a no parking sign lol😂😂😂

  • @komradebigtex1871
    @komradebigtex1871 7 лет назад +30

    PRAISE KEK

  • @SnowheadBlitz
    @SnowheadBlitz 7 лет назад +6

    Maybe it's just me, but I do a LARP with a few of my friends, and I use these armour tutorials to make armour for shops. That, and they look so BADASS when you wear them! Seriously, thanks for being a part of RUclips!

  • @michaelwolf3424
    @michaelwolf3424 5 лет назад +5

    Hey z how'd you bend that thing? Z: Rolled over it wit my hecking car m8!

  • @lukewaller9152
    @lukewaller9152 7 лет назад +7

    I love the music that you play In your videos and I'm sure other people do to and I got to thinking about ways people can find your music other then your description is if you make a Spotify named "ZN fricken A productions music list" and plus I just thought it would be a cool idea. Love your videos and keep up the work and if you feel lime it you could follow me on Instagram @lukewaller11 thanks for reading hope you have a good day

  • @harleyretherford6329
    @harleyretherford6329 5 лет назад +9

    "Oh... That's a nice hoodie."
    LMAO

  • @cejaythegreatandawesome
    @cejaythegreatandawesome 7 лет назад +7

    eli eli eli of course god wanted you to make it perfect( he has a special place for antifa to go)
    wow how cathy griffen of me

    • @axelalonso2407
      @axelalonso2407 7 лет назад +3

      Antifa's gods have a special place for them as well.
      the Gulag.

    • @leeknivek
      @leeknivek 7 лет назад +3

      prison is the ultimate communist dream, isn't it? everyone is equal, nobody gets paid, three meals a day - it's utopia!

  • @pawncota8578
    @pawncota8578 7 лет назад +5

    I would like to see some bike lock proof armor

  • @mylarhyrule3752
    @mylarhyrule3752 4 года назад +2

    Wear it under clothes, and if they stab you in the belly, act like it hurts... don’t give them a target and they can’t miss it, lol
    Edit: also, damn you... now I need armor... already going to make a large chopper knife from a lawnmower blade I have... now I gotta go get some aluminum signs and such to make this... possibly have some pants to go with it.... might even line it all with leather and use it as my forging apron....

  • @deathlycost1
    @deathlycost1 7 лет назад +4

    A bunch of fans who made armor should recreate the templars.

  • @tomsawyerpiper9412
    @tomsawyerpiper9412 7 лет назад +5

    ZNA uploads at 2 in the morning. Who needs sleep anyway?!? I only have to be awake again at 7!!!

    • @Zpalq
      @Zpalq 7 лет назад +1

      Tom Sawyer i sleep during the day and am awake during the night so im fine.

    • @bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24
      @bakermayfield6hunnitdan6er24 7 лет назад

      Harrison Kohler it's the summer sleep schedule lol

  • @kodiak6915
    @kodiak6915 4 года назад +3

    Looking at this to protect my self from the blm riots

  • @yesbabyyes3627
    @yesbabyyes3627 7 лет назад +14

    Congratz on getting engaged Eli!!

  • @pickleperson6031
    @pickleperson6031 7 лет назад +5

    with most armor and vest today, can't they still stab you in the arm pit?

    • @ZNA_Productions
      @ZNA_Productions  7 лет назад +14

      Ikr. I'd love to see these 13 years old explain to military personnel how their plates and carriers are useless.

    • @pickleperson6031
      @pickleperson6031 7 лет назад +2

      let's say you're wearing this under your ZNA sweater that you bought and you're down the street when suddenly a strange man pulls out a knife and tries to stab you. his first thought isn't to stab you in the arm pit
      he would most likely go for the stomach/heart region but since ce you are wearing armour
      you're unscathed and have enough time to run away. if it were a fist fight the attackers hands will hurt.

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 7 лет назад +5

      i just had a weird 2 am thought, you're getting mugged, he goes to stab you, the armor stops the knife, you shove and kick him to the ground and back away, but you remember, you made a helmet, a foldable helmet, similar in style and appearance to an old templar helmet, you slap that sucker on your noggin, shout to the heavens "DEUS VULT!" and proceed to headbutt your assailant.