When you realize you're a FAILURE - Reddit Report Card #25
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- Опубликовано: 5 мар 2024
- #skit #asian #parody #comedy #sketch #emotionaldamage
And he's only 12 years old... emotional damage
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1:43
Shout-out to Megan for making sure the lore is consistent👌
No worries 😂
@@megan_l_yt Timmy just got a fifth job then so that's why he have 5 not 4
@@megan_l_yt Timmy simply got more jobs. First 3, then 4, then 5. He can do that because he's not a failure.
@@megan_l_yt all were correct
Meg! MEG! MEG!!!
5:54 A KID MANAGED TO BE MORE SUCCESFULL THAN STEVEN!? Must be Timmy!
That fact that Ryan isn’t named Timmy is an anomaly in the universe
Ryan is used by Timmy's parents to make Timmy feel like a failure so he'll work harder.
@@thenovicenovelistBro was like 6 years old and he earned $11,000,000 😭
That makes sense! But i believe in the universe anomaly theory!@@thenovicenovelist
@@thenovicenovelist But who makes Ryan feel like a failure is the question?
This is my weekly dose of Anti-Depressants that my Asian Doctor Prescribed me.
I think you went to the wrong doctor mate lol
It's a joke man.@@lorenzoditrolio6680
@@lorenzoditrolio6680no no no that’s right my doctor told me that
I was about to ask if your doctor was Steven
but I remembered that he became failure RUclipsr instead of doctor
welcome to therapy
Literally this is the only report card that doesn't give me anxiety.
I am such a flip it gives me anxiety FOR him!
😂😂
"He made 11 million dollars" I think Ryan is just Timmy is disguise.
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We found the buisness he runs on the side
if you squint your eyes hard enough Ryan actually spells Timmy
Yes, definitely😊
Fr
Me as soon as Steven says “For ages 5 plus…”
Me: pauses the video and says that’s 6! Steven can’t read numbers now.”
Oh well more failure and EMOTIONAL DAMAGE! 😂😊❤
He needs glasses haiyaa
🤦🏻♂️ I have no idea how I read 6 wrong
Cold Rock isn't a knock off brand, it's a legit company in Australia founded in 1996 with 74 store locations across the country.
i call cap but prob real but i refuse to believe
As an Australian I second guessed myself when I saw ColdRock Ice Creamery come up and thought maybe I had remembered the name wrong. Then I remembered a friend loved making a joke about the Spoonerism of the name.
3:57 Megan please continue to use Brett's jungle phonk in every video
Noted 👍
Js realized that steven got so bad at kicking the door that he resorted to slapping a chicken mcnugget instead
It's a piece of the 4 PIECE CHICKEN MCNUGGET
(reference to the first Mr. Least short in case anyone is wondering)
OH SHIT-
Imma change it, my bad
😂
@@StevenHe oh hello there!
I see Megan is truly a woman of culture for using Brett’s Jungle Phonk track.
Steven is too generous in episode. Every meme gets A+ 😂
4:37 SHOOT HOW DID I NOT CATCH THAT AHHHH
ur amazing editor
wish i could edit like u
happens to the best of us...
lmao, you're editing in FCP?
Also, for some reason, I thought that Missing Media screenshot was intended xD
@megan_l_yt Actually, you could probably switch to Filmstrip View in FCP's Library and then, decrease the amount of time displayed within a part of a clip. This should help you see the doomed Missing Media's on the preview miniatures. OR, if you want to be absolutely sure, export to image sequence and quickly parse through the thumbnails in Finder for any that stand out with the larger amounts of red color.
Brett's track again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Megan, I said it once, I'll say it again. You are amazing.
I was offended for a second when I realized the 80's was 40 years ago.
First one exactly how I was when I first clicked it. 😂😂 to the people saying, 1st, we're all simultaneously first.
Steven better give meghan a good raise poor women has to go through a lot of pain while editing
Anything for the videos 💀
The fact that I know Steven’s videos better than him 💀
Quote of the day-
"You defeat emotional damage with more emotional damage.."
(- Steven He, 2024)
Just change it to (-Steven 2024) and I will be happy please. ❤
Wow. Such a short gap between videos? Will wonders ever cease?
On a serious note, Megan is truly the MVP WE STANNNNNNN
Thanks! I try 🤷
Love the selective use of Brett's phonk track for Steven's left leg 🤣😂
RUclips is STOOBID for only recommending this to me after 23 hours.
Steven you're a SUC... LESS A FAILURE for making a reddit report card just after a week!! We appreciate the hard work!
You deserve 1 million subs
Megan analysing the lore is the most Asian thing ever.
This had me cackling so hard 🤣😂🤣😂🤣 GGs Steven & Megan, top failure management all round 💪
1:34 Megan the lore keeper of the Steven He channel 😂👌
Haha I somehow know Steven’s videos better than Steven 😂
I like how you work out your left leg but kick with your right.
haha yes. I'm only using 1% of my power. The day i kick with my left you know things are serious
That Nugget is going to need more stuffing LOL! This episode was epic A++
Intro song hits hard
intro song hits easy
Prefect way to start my day after pulling all nighters. Thanks for making my week better!
omg "Steven She" almost killed me!!!
The intro is the greatest thing EVER
6:05, Steven, I don't know if you're just committed to the bit, but your channel has 11.9 million subscribers.
That emotional damage Steven got at the end almost killed him😂
KEEP MAKING THESE VIDS VERY ENTERTAINING lol
I've always loved the...** I gave you life... I can revoke it ** it shut me up every time!
welp, time to learn fencing
Bruh the ending EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
The way the nugget falls while it calmly goes "ahhh"
i just realized that the content that steven posts dose not make us like him the way it is presented is what we like which is the editing and if it was not megan's editing skills we wouldn't be able to enjoy this awsome content
love you megan ❤
Thanks!
Steven: (joking asking) what color is your Bugatti?
Timmy: which one?
Steven: Maximum emotional damage!!
🤣🤣🤣
Steven found recent moments of failure to share with us all. His dad must be so consternated.
"I only work the left leg"
*Kicks failure mcnugget with right leg
I’m only using 1% of my power
Ryan is the irl timmy
Cold rock actually exists in Australia, we don’t have ‘Cold Stone’
Steven should have more subscribers than Ryan’s world because he post’s actually good content
There's no way Steven's father rode on the aeroplane to school. He carried the aeroplane and walked 50 miles uphill both ways.
I love that there's Steven He lore now!
Waiting for the day Steven hits the nugget pillow wrong, breaking his toes on the blue wall behind it.
Ryan two month older than me, my mom now blame me for not talking on camera 🗿
I've been laughing at Steven's nonsense now for over two years. Best laughs on YT.
This is great. Need more of these 😂😂😂
Ryan is the IRL equivalent of Timmy.😂
Bro realized he lost the battle as soon as he saw Ryan’s toy review
0:06 IM DIRTY MINDED BRO WTH
6:32 we found Timmy's twin brother 😅😂😂
Nice to see Megan (Steven She) get some recognition on Reddit! Love the report cards, keep them coming!
Love this series!
I feel like I gotta say the Cold Rock is actually a decently popular place, at least in Australia
Timmy was born in a leap year thats why he is 9 and has 15 yrs work experience 😂
2:20 stevens dad: I raised a doughnut
Love your videos thank you for making so many wonderful videos
That Jingle is still a classic
Gumbo slice is hilarious 😂
wow! this was really goofy and silly thank you!
The best series finally returns!
I love Cold Rock Ice Creamery! I don't know whether we have any left near us, but it was very popular here (Australia). Lovely ice cream, they add or mix in stuff. So yum.
Steven got disappointed of him self by a 12 y.o
Cold rock is an actual REAL place
MEGAN DID NOT JUST FACT CHECK THE TIMMY LORE IM-
That was the first thing my brain went to while editing that bit 😂
Okay this is funny as always but is it me or did your editor got an A+ in comedy/humor
Omg hes back, i love the reddit report card pls keep making more
I watch Ryan since 2014,but now I realise that Ryan is older than me😢,but shorter than me😂
The intro had me flash backing to the hydraulic press channel hahahaha
That giant nugget brings me joy 😂💖
When Steven's dad find out average doctor pay is less than average nuclear engineer pay. "Acceptable."
We Still Love You. Cause We All Fellow Failures.😊
3:20 i want a livesized steven doll just so i wake up it'll be with a smile. i'd open my eyes and there it'd be dancing with his silly face
2:43 "Ages five plus" I'm pretty sure that's a 6+
i double-checked, steven and Ryan has 36.7 million subs.....
Man these are amazing
Love the editing as usual, Megan! (Btw if you see this are you coming to VidCon this year with Steven? :P)
Thanks! I don’t know if we’re going to VidCon this year
@@megan_l_yt NOOOO DON'T DO ME LIKE THIS MEGAN
The vidcon vlogs are one of the few constants I can look forward to in life, if even that is no longer constant... T_T
bro found Timmy's reincarnation.
it was at this moment, that steven realised hes a failure
To be making less money than a child makes you want to cry in a corner to regret your life choices
The fact that Steven has 11.9 Million subs rn and Ryan has 36.6 subs sounds like a skill issue. (Jk, love your content)
Oh man i didn't expect this the ending is so brutal ( just the part says he is 12 year's old 😶😵 the real emotional damage to all of my life )
2:12 thats when you can pull out the uno reverse card "and you did it wrong"
Damnnnn
Fun fact : Double A is actually a real paper company.
finally more reddit to cure my emotional damage
Bro Cold Rock is a real company. It’s all over Australia!!!!!
Ryan is the real life version of Timmy
I can't wait for Ryan to grow up and get replaced by a younger sibling.
WAIT COLD ROCK IS RIP OFF!? I GO THERE ALL THE TIME???
its so weird hearing him talking in chinese accent without grey suit lol😂
the nugget and Pete go to the same support group.
Forget Cold Rock... let's ROCK AND STONE! ⛏️
There's no timeline error. Timmy might get fired/hired from and into jobs
Finally, another one one of this pearls
One day, the chicken nugget is gonna fall as Stephen kicks it. What will follow is an example of very physical damage.
Steven not noticing that he kicked with his right leg because his powerful left leg is needed to support all his failures.
Hey Steven this is Megan. Oh and your welcome XD
I just read your username 😂
@@megan_l_yt I changed it for you XD It used to be Midnight but I thought this one was more fitting.
Ryan is timmy