I Finally Finished This Trash

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @DoubleD5958
    @DoubleD5958 Год назад +19332

    Im not sure if Gollum is the hero or the villain of this game, but I do know that we are the victims.

    • @vinewood1554
      @vinewood1554 Год назад +121

      this one got me!😂😂😂

    • @gigiesparza396
      @gigiesparza396 Год назад +23

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kreatona4219
      @kreatona4219 Год назад +368

      It's a true role-playing game, you play the role of an insane asylum patient while you play this horrid game

    • @weerobot
      @weerobot Год назад +6

      😂

    • @aleee2323
      @aleee2323 Год назад +9

      Well said 😂 couldn’t use better words 😂

  • @europa8292
    @europa8292 Год назад +3701

    This game is a masterpiece, the whole idea is when you finish and leave your room, you feel and look exactly like Gollum leaving his cave

    • @Noir-c9k
      @Noir-c9k Год назад +137

      Gollum is one of the games of all time

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +50

      …devoured by hunger to get back the Precious and scared of sunlight?

    • @Poyomini
      @Poyomini Год назад +18

      You become severely bipolar too?

    • @mythologue
      @mythologue Год назад +3

      Film Gollum or this game Gollum?

    • @Poyomini
      @Poyomini Год назад +4

      @Christopher Lam Dear God...

  • @SirTheobald
    @SirTheobald Год назад +1759

    500 years of loneliness, starvation and obsessing towards a ring, all condensed into less than 10 hours of digital torture.
    the miracles of modern technology

    • @lukasmagana466
      @lukasmagana466 Год назад +84

      Less than 10 hours? Must be more than 100 hours if you count the crashes, the bugs and the time you spend sleeping because of how fucking boring the game is

    • @elocoization
      @elocoization Год назад

      🟦

    • @SpartanWolf120
      @SpartanWolf120 Год назад

      Eat your cereal

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu Год назад +3

      ​@@lukasmagana466 you know damn well no ones sitting through 100 even 10 hours of slop, not even a pig

    • @x_mako_x8960
      @x_mako_x8960 Год назад +2

      Had no idea gollum was 500+ years old

  • @ren4issance-754
    @ren4issance-754 Год назад +2987

    Imagine if the game had multiple endings that weren’t technically canon, like if you actually *could* throttle Gandalf, now that would be banging.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +237

      Of course, there should be another where Gandalf just wants out of this game and throttles Gollum
      “Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo’s hand; pity and mercy.
      Too bad I have none right now.”

    • @drewjensen2798
      @drewjensen2798 Год назад +16

      I just wanna know who the 1% are who are 100% this game LOL

    • @GeorgeMonet
      @GeorgeMonet Год назад +15

      The game itself isn't canon since it wasn't authored by Tolkien.
      So all endings are noncanon anyways.

    • @liiban6935
      @liiban6935 Год назад +12

      I wish it was like nier automata where you can end the game 26 different ways. Imaging at the beginning you just maul gandalf and the credits play.

    • @liiban6935
      @liiban6935 Год назад +4

      @VoltDenatsu It's got to be within reason. There is no way gollum could win that fight so it would have to be some cheesy thing where you trap them

  • @thehale_
    @thehale_ Год назад +1516

    11:26 The thought of Mell sending Gollum to get eggs in the forest, just for him to fucking die during the scavenger hunt has me in tears

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +85

      And then Mell starved to death

    • @alexanderglex4600
      @alexanderglex4600 Год назад +102

      the thought of gollum just suddenly dying during any part of this game is hilarious to me but dying during an egg hunt is definitely the most embarassing

    • @lavendercanine
      @lavendercanine Год назад +43

      You're laughing. He twisted his ankle and you're laughing.

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +10

      @@lavendercanine _insert J Jonah Jameson laughing_

  • @PuffyShade
    @PuffyShade Год назад +2990

    “If I can beat gollum, you can do anything you set your mind to.”
    Words to live by

    • @PuffyShade
      @PuffyShade Год назад +17

      @@p-__ 💀 okay

    • @ichusagi
      @ichusagi Год назад

      @@p-__ let me smell them then, coward. Prove it

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Год назад +9

      “We choose to complete Gollum not because it is easy, but because it is donkey-doo!” -JFK

    • @PuffyShade
      @PuffyShade Год назад +9

      @pegi are you being serious or saying that because I talked about “beating” Gollum?

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      The shit is currently being squeezed out oh God

  • @communistwaffle6517
    @communistwaffle6517 Год назад +4806

    Charlie's top achievements in life:
    1. Beating LOTR: Gollum without clawing his eyes out
    2. Reaching 99 in every skill in Runescape after 17 years

    • @Tesko91
      @Tesko91 Год назад +50

      Now there's s role model!

    • @TheTyas
      @TheTyas Год назад +97

      And finishing twilight movie saga

    • @kyle144110
      @kyle144110 Год назад +7

      In that order

    • @AbdefFable1
      @AbdefFable1 Год назад +89

      Hey he was in the Hunger Games

    • @Tesko91
      @Tesko91 Год назад +30

      @@AbdefFable1 Leading role no less. 😂

  • @Xyzzy91
    @Xyzzy91 Год назад +1932

    This game is an avant-garde piece of work! It just tortures you as much as the poor tortured Gollum, incredible

    • @kyvian251
      @kyvian251 Год назад +62

      It makes you really feel like Gollum when you play this game truly the game of all time

    • @toomanysymbols
      @toomanysymbols Год назад +46

      i was thinking when charlie said "i'm about to have my own little gollum moment here" like maybe that's what it's supposed to do, it turns the player into gollum fighting with themselves to try and complete the game. doesn't get more immersive than actually becoming the character you're playing. jk ofc but it's pretty hilarious how that's the effect the game starts to have after enough time has passed.
      There's an actually decent youtube comedy idea in there somewhere

    • @martin-1965
      @martin-1965 Год назад +15

      This game is clearly designed to make us feel every moment of torture that Gollum/Smeagol experienced at the hands of Sauron. The rest of it exists to allow us to also experience the PTSD and mental destruction with the game glitches and bugs merely a representation of our own descent into the depths of despair and hopelessness. Somehow, watching Charlie suffer the last part of the game has made my sad, pathetic life seem suddenly teeming with joy and possibilities. As long as I never experience this game, then life will be worth living regardless of whatever hell is inflicted upon my mortal body. As you said, a work of avant-garde genius. Amazing 👍

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      The shit is currently being squeezed out oh God

    • @blackdynamite_5470
      @blackdynamite_5470 Год назад +1

      It's not a bug, it's a feature

  • @funa2982
    @funa2982 Год назад +450

    Charlie you've saved me. I haven't been able to sleepp for 2 days now, but around the 17min mark I actually fell asleep. Thank you Charlie, your sacrifice was not in vain

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +19

      Thank the gods

    • @Lofirainbows
      @Lofirainbows Год назад +33

      How did you fall asleep during all that engaging dialogue and action.

    • @cynxmanga
      @cynxmanga Год назад +5

      I managed to "watch" the whole video bc I draw meanwhile 😂

  • @DracoHandsome
    @DracoHandsome Год назад +548

    This game makes you truly FEEL like a decrepit, ancient gnome struggling through a hideous existence in the hopes of finding some nirvanic ecstacy that you never get.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 Год назад

      Might as start shooting heroin and move to LA. You'll have more fun that way.

    • @DarthDuck404
      @DarthDuck404 Год назад +21

      Total immersion.
      Bravo Vince.

  • @gaelchavez130
    @gaelchavez130 Год назад +1175

    The fact that the only chance Gollum had was with someone who was blind and still got sneako’ed in the end is poetry

  • @mvpmvp3861
    @mvpmvp3861 Год назад +1574

    Respect to Charlie for putting his life on the line and completing what 99.9% of us would never do

    • @josephstalin2606
      @josephstalin2606 Год назад +47

      @@p-__You will die alone, no family to comfort you, no legacy to look back on with pride, you will have nothing and before you go you will only feel loneliness and the fears that come with it

    • @MFMArt
      @MFMArt Год назад +3

      You spelt 100 wrong

    • @ballenbells
      @ballenbells Год назад +12

      ​@@p-__ I'll eat your pets

    • @kaandemirkiran4583
      @kaandemirkiran4583 Год назад +1

      The last 0.01% is Charlie

    • @maineman5757
      @maineman5757 Год назад

      My content is better than Charlies Content

  • @johnkornet3728
    @johnkornet3728 Год назад +986

    This game is actually a masterpiece. It's hyper-immersive with the level design putting you in the same headspace as gollum and driving you to insanity WITH your character.

    • @rodrex6316
      @rodrex6316 Год назад +21

      its amazing that even with Charlie in this video sometimes i would see my hand instinctively going to grab a knife to end it

    • @gatoblanco5756
      @gatoblanco5756 Год назад +2

      I’m dying 😂

    • @AMan-xz7tx
      @AMan-xz7tx Год назад +8

      me and the boys getting together, developing MPD & schizophrenia from playing the gollum game on a saturday night

    • @mariuszpudzianowski8400
      @mariuszpudzianowski8400 Год назад +2

      One of the best funkopop simulators out there!

  • @williamhanna3113
    @williamhanna3113 Год назад +2602

    I feel so bad for the enviorment artists because the environments are really pretty. Definitely the best part of the game!

    • @currentlyquacking
      @currentlyquacking Год назад +280

      Ikr! They’re excellent, but the people are difficult to look at🙈

    • @madisongeronimo6859
      @madisongeronimo6859 Год назад +65

      @@currentlyquacking yeah, i can make better models than that

    • @crowdemon_archives
      @crowdemon_archives Год назад +100

      ​@@madisongeronimo6859 any 3D modellers worth their salt can, tbh.

    • @smells109
      @smells109 Год назад

      @@madisongeronimo6859 Seen better 3d modelling in blender porn lmao

    • @ValidT
      @ValidT Год назад +75

      @@crowdemon_archives I'm like 90% sure even current Ai generated 3d models are better than this game. The character's look like they're all in the completely wrong console generation compared to the environment, and even the environment is mid because of the textures and useless confusing layouts. 🤣

  • @xkidgey
    @xkidgey Год назад +400

    Moral of the story: If you strangle enough people you will eventually get strong enough to strangle people wearing helmets. But not open large doors

    • @simtexa
      @simtexa Год назад +16

      Gollum just can't reach the door handle

    • @catgaeming2025
      @catgaeming2025 Год назад +8

      i can easily strangle large doors

  • @williamvob
    @williamvob Год назад +739

    The speech Charlie gave at the begging gave me chills.
    "To achieve greatness one must go through garbage"

  • @a-drewg1716
    @a-drewg1716 Год назад +422

    year after year I am astounded by the ability of game developers to always be able to innovate and completely change the landscape of the industry in order to make by far the worst possible experience in gaming.

    • @pierce7992
      @pierce7992 Год назад +9

      ​@pegi ⚡ ⚡ 👦🏿⚡ ⚡

  • @scrull4373
    @scrull4373 Год назад +923

    This fact that this man has fallen asleep multiple times throughout the cycle of this revolutionary game truly shows the absolute power the devs posses to make the greatest piece of trash ever created.

    • @swiftyxrd
      @swiftyxrd Год назад +8

      I'd say Redfall is still worse than this.

    • @majoshi3535
      @majoshi3535 Год назад +80

      ​@@swiftyxrd how... this game has nothing but going from a to b with awful platforming. NOTHING. Redwall was bad but atlest there was SOMETHING to do.

    • @swiftyxrd
      @swiftyxrd Год назад +9

      @@majoshi3535 Redfall is arguably under the same description that you gave for Gollum. A to B with awful gunplay, braindead AI, and a barely present story.

    • @flintstonesfucboi9904
      @flintstonesfucboi9904 Год назад +36

      @@swiftyxrd yea but at least there you could like shoot enemies or something... it wasn't fun at all but at least there something to do

    • @Arik-isharshu
      @Arik-isharshu Год назад +11

      Redfall is from Arkane, a studio that used to make good AAA games once
      this game is from Daedalus, guys who made decent (I played like 2 of them) indie point-&-click adventure games
      this game might be worse than Redfall but Redfall had more of a track record to live up to

  • @lavendercanine
    @lavendercanine Год назад +101

    Being greeted with the prospect of having to restart a single level of this game makes him show more fear and concern than I've ever seen him express while playing a game

  • @Kanyon85
    @Kanyon85 Год назад +63

    The reward for Charlie completing this game is the fact that it means no one can troll him for years on end to "finish the Gollum game". That alone is worth finishing it.

  • @eggofshell
    @eggofshell Год назад +325

    Just the absolute look of defeat on charlies face after having to reset was fucking PRICELESS

    • @Cuestrupaster
      @Cuestrupaster Год назад +15

      He literally stops and start questioning his life choices...

  • @jeanthemachine007
    @jeanthemachine007 Год назад +3705

    Charlie willingly gave himself testicular cancer playing this game for our own entertainment. That is sheer dedication

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves Год назад +34

      The cost of greatness

    • @keineken_3281
      @keineken_3281 Год назад +31

      That sheer, is indeed, dedication.

    • @DM-qd7gw
      @DM-qd7gw Год назад +3

      His name is Robert Paulson

    • @mainchannel-l9x
      @mainchannel-l9x Год назад +5

      This is the type of game that is being played by Rings of Poweh fans.

    • @anthonyalvarez2037
      @anthonyalvarez2037 Год назад

      You guys must be close friends

  • @gamingpriests
    @gamingpriests Год назад +1355

    We need more men like Charlie, men with indomitable wills and unwavering resolve.

    • @Wawublo
      @Wawublo Год назад +4

      I swear he's John Wick

    • @TheDeadlyBlueWolf
      @TheDeadlyBlueWolf Год назад +1

      I'll take my unfathomable wit not to purchase this trash, thank you very much.

    • @juhalight5921
      @juhalight5921 Год назад

      Nah im the only human better than everybody else of this world other humans dont even come close to me

    • @rafacastillo9611
      @rafacastillo9611 Год назад +2

      With his eyes like gemstones and the rod of a titan

    • @astuteanansi4935
      @astuteanansi4935 Год назад +1

      "He is a man of focus, commitment and sheer. fucking. will."

  • @Okenpo
    @Okenpo Год назад +71

    I still cannot believe Gollum’s character model looks like that.

    • @Daytruin
      @Daytruin Год назад +3

      ya it is pretty bad lol

    • @AndrewMiE
      @AndrewMiE Год назад

      money laundering scheme

  • @TheEternalElir
    @TheEternalElir Год назад +102

    10:58 It's crazy how big Io is now. And she's still as cute as ever 🥺 Can't believe she's meowing and leaping on things when she was just a baby a few months ago

    • @ZombiePepperoni
      @ZombiePepperoni Год назад +2

      Does make me wonder are the dogs still with Charlie? Haven’t seen them in a vid in a while.

    • @TheEternalElir
      @TheEternalElir Год назад +23

      @@ZombiePepperoni They are. I sometimes see them playing with Io in the background. I wish Charlie makes videos about Io. Just her being a goofball. Cat videos are making a resurgence on RUclips. And I'm loving it

    • @Sienisota
      @Sienisota Год назад +4

      Goofy fluffball is adorable, coming to talk to Charlie.

    • @grunions9648
      @grunions9648 Год назад +4

      It's actually pretty common for cats to grow as they age

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates Год назад +181

    11:15 I'm loving the sense of priority displayed by Charlie here putting more attention to petting Io all the while letting Gollum run out of stamina while hanging in mid-air.

    • @z3phyru2
      @z3phyru2 Год назад +13

      ​@pegi WHAT

  • @russcargill8498
    @russcargill8498 Год назад +1184

    end of an era. now time for the speedruns to begin

    • @IloveHildasfeet
      @IloveHildasfeet Год назад +36

      The guys above me need to touch grass, as well as me too

    • @BluePikmin255
      @BluePikmin255 Год назад +28

      damn bro 3 bots in 1?
      Edit: I have been informed that the guy above me is not a bot

    • @Kylehappy305
      @Kylehappy305 Год назад +5

      ​@@IloveHildasfeet bruh ur name XD

    • @burgerkingfries4941
      @burgerkingfries4941 Год назад +12

      @@BluePikmin255 Unfortunately the Hilda feet guy is not a bot

    • @burgerkingfries4941
      @burgerkingfries4941 Год назад +5

      @@Kylehappy305 He knows, that's why he said he needs to touch grass as well.

  • @DavidDarbyshire2429
    @DavidDarbyshire2429 Год назад +346

    Charlie really is a pioneer, doing what no man has dared attempt before and revolutionising gaming in the process.

    • @HumanPerson_final
      @HumanPerson_final Год назад +3

      It’s nice of Charlie to beta test this unfinished game. Hope the devs find time in their busy schedule to finish it.

  • @lightcer5339
    @lightcer5339 Год назад +401

    I’m glad Charlie was able to do what the beta testers couldn’t 😂

  • @LaurenPebble
    @LaurenPebble Год назад +30

    You know what would be a better game than this? Literally just playing LOTR as Gollum, and by that I mean, the game starts with him tracking Frodo and co. and ends with his death. No new story, no new lore, just Tolkien-canon LOTR but as Gollum.

  • @Duckman2319
    @Duckman2319 Год назад +222

    Thank you for your service, Charlie. Nobody should ever have to go through this much pain

  • @burgerguy2974
    @burgerguy2974 Год назад +2612

    one man's trash is this man's treasure

  • @SommerSen
    @SommerSen Год назад +156

    24:50 Gollum finally embraces his internal Sneako and unlocks the ultimate throttle. Helmets can no longer stop the true master of cuckery. 10/10 character development

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +17

      You either die a cuck or life long enough to see yourself become the villain

    • @pablowashington8510
      @pablowashington8510 Год назад

      @Le Sigh what?

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад

      @@pablowashington8510 you heard me

    • @SommerSen
      @SommerSen Год назад

      my comments are bugged what did he say

  • @cadearcher2258
    @cadearcher2258 Год назад +138

    Charlie’s Gollum arc is a true testament to the fortitude of the human spirit. His pregame speeches will inspire us for generations to come. What a guy 🎉

  • @vvapshot3155
    @vvapshot3155 Год назад +37

    11:25 is the most hilarious thing ever ☠️🤣 Charlie truly is a man of the people for going through this Lmao

  • @jayokaxx3291
    @jayokaxx3291 Год назад +134

    It’s crazy to think of all the developers playing the game together before it’s release and just nodding their heads like “yep, people are gonna love this!”

    • @ginogatash4030
      @ginogatash4030 Год назад +51

      I highly doubt anyone working on this liked how it turned out.

    • @pizzlerot2730
      @pizzlerot2730 Год назад +23

      I'm just amazed that anyone got past the planning stage and continued to think, "yep, this is absolutely a game that needs to exist!"

    • @Andy_with_a_Y
      @Andy_with_a_Y Год назад +11

      I'd be surprised if anyone actually QA tested it 💀

    • @YorkJonhson
      @YorkJonhson Год назад +13

      Generally I'll blame the higher-ups pushing games out the door regardless of whether or not the product is actually finished.

    • @KUSHANDRA
      @KUSHANDRA Год назад

      Lmao same thinking when i upload vids and nobody actually watches them

  • @Brildawg
    @Brildawg Год назад +154

    Charles, I'll admit it, you're a bigger man than I am for finishing this plate of slop. Thank you for your service.
    I hit the refund after an hour and a half of randomly missing jumps. I now see I was weak. Real men finish their plates.

    • @alexzhang6530
      @alexzhang6530 Год назад +23

      Pure curiosity. What prompted you to buy this game in the first place?

    • @catsinwonderland7473
      @catsinwonderland7473 Год назад +23

      But Charlie has money. You have every right to get your cash back

    • @Naokarma
      @Naokarma Год назад +7

      @@catsinwonderland7473 Everyone has every right to get their cash back. Garbage deserves to be refunded.

    • @selamandreykum5844
      @selamandreykum5844 Год назад +3

      ​​@@alexzhang6530 Believe it or not, but these people were making some real BANGERS back in the day... Well...maybe not exactly THESE same people, but the company's the same. They've also published some great titles like Skyhill and Barotrauma.

    • @tellyg47
      @tellyg47 Год назад

      @@alexzhang6530 i preorder the game because I’m a huge fan of LOTR… I assume it’s the same for everyone, nobody would’ve touch this game if it didn’t have that property

  • @PrimisRulz
    @PrimisRulz Год назад +188

    I find it amazing he completed the journey in 3 videos, just like Frodo took 3 movies for his journey. Lmao

  • @grantrobison6132
    @grantrobison6132 Год назад +16

    I love at like 2:45 when they basically just say "fuck it let em tear gas the room" that and at 8:54 when he says THEY DONT KNOW WE'RE HERE" literally as soon after a guard had just said they did

  • @odststalker5117
    @odststalker5117 Год назад +18

    on paper there are some neat ideas here. A morality argument between Gollum and Smeagol that you control is hilarious but also potentially complex. Stealth and mobility aspects could harken back to classics like Oddworld: Abe's Odessey. Seeing some aspects of the LOTR universe from another perspective is a neat idea.
    It was all just a dumpster fire when they put it out

  • @itsez1129
    @itsez1129 Год назад +242

    Gollum: Can't ambush enemies with helmet
    Also Gollum: 25:01

  • @daytonsprague8425
    @daytonsprague8425 Год назад +235

    Im surprised the game just doesn't end. Like the fact there's an actual ending. I figured it would just reach a point then boom, new game+ baby!

    • @catsinwonderland7473
      @catsinwonderland7473 Год назад +28

      Me too i thought the ending would've been as abrupt as the game over screen

    • @vrabo3026
      @vrabo3026 Год назад +16

      @@catsinwonderland7473 That would've been amazing. As if to say the devs didn't believe anyone would ever finish the game.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +16

      *Gollum will return in Fellowship: Endgame*

  • @stephanosaint7269
    @stephanosaint7269 Год назад +24

    Beating this game should be admissible on a resumé, and if not that, at the very least should be a writing prompt for how you’ve overcome adversity for college entry.

  • @vrakathen9332
    @vrakathen9332 Год назад +27

    Going from maxing every skill in Runescape to bearing through the entirety of Gollum, Charlie truly is a glutton for punishment

  • @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382
    @turtlemanfromgatherspond6382 Год назад +20

    Charles finishing this game is the emboidedment of the phase. "It is what it is."
    The acceptance of pain but the building of resilience and growing the human spirit to carry on.
    We know hurt. We accept hurt. And carry on despite of hurt.

  • @watermelonsavage2914
    @watermelonsavage2914 Год назад +153

    Charlie is a man of pure will, I'll never forget him playing that Planet of the Apes VR game.

    • @knatspray
      @knatspray Год назад +8

      I think if you bring that game up in front of him he’ll hiss at you and ball up under his desk

    • @Vaultboythefightingmachine
      @Vaultboythefightingmachine Год назад

      The shit is currently being squeezed out oh God

    • @KumikoSachi
      @KumikoSachi Год назад +3

      ​@pegiweirdos

  • @ryanmontgomery9749
    @ryanmontgomery9749 Год назад +190

    14:31 This fucking slayed me! He was both relieved and pissed off at the same time.😂

    • @joseph9490
      @joseph9490 Год назад +1

      @pegi.what

    • @lesigh3410
      @lesigh3410 Год назад +4

      @@joseph9490 ignore it and report it. It's a bot saying disgusting shit for shock value / attention.

  • @james_byrne1129
    @james_byrne1129 Год назад +115

    What an absolute warrior Charlie is for beating this incredible challenge. Truly inspirational 🫡

  • @rafaelbordoni516
    @rafaelbordoni516 Год назад +97

    You guys don't just get this game's genius, do you think being Gollum is supposed to be fun? Do you think Sméagol had fun being himself? Masterpiece.

    • @MoonlitMike
      @MoonlitMike Год назад +13

      Frl been saying this but no one else gets this game's genius

    • @DarthDuck404
      @DarthDuck404 Год назад

      Tbh it's a perfect simulator of being a friendless, deranged, weak and pathetic slave goblin.

    • @chewy6220
      @chewy6220 Год назад +3

      No but I think games are supposed to be fun

  • @LykesonRose
    @LykesonRose Год назад +231

    “I tried to take the stairs”
    “There are no stairs”
    “Exactly. Hmpf! I can’t move it… How is Mell?”
    The look on Charlie’s face 😂

  • @camerongahres8511
    @camerongahres8511 Год назад +28

    errand missions are truly the quickest way to make me hate a video game, especially if what I need to find isn't marked on my map.

  • @cutthemike
    @cutthemike Год назад +42

    No joke. I had a bad day, and this intro was truly inspiring. AM READY!

  • @sirzechsquasar
    @sirzechsquasar Год назад +33

    11:28 the way this game can fiend a man this differently is impressive

  • @zerkker6096
    @zerkker6096 Год назад +45

    Wait for the 3rd game where you have to arrange a army of 637 orcs in exact order in which they were standing, using just their smells left behind 12 years ago.

  • @Qwark909
    @Qwark909 Год назад +31

    Geez man he's got some insane grip strength. I've never seen a video game character be so proficient at throttling

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +2

      One of the few lore accurate details

    • @newguy90
      @newguy90 Год назад +22

      In the Hobbit, he used to strangle unsuspecting goblins and eat them. Crackhead strength has always been one of Gollum's abilities.

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia Год назад +6

      @@newguy90
      Indeed, it was while goblin-hunting that the Ring “chanced” to slip from Gollum’s finger…only to be quickly found by the most unlikely person imaginable

    • @Qwark909
      @Qwark909 Год назад +2

      @@newguy90 Whoa whoa whoa whoa! We dont need to be talkin bout him so much. Dont need him sneaking up ons us in ours sleeps

  • @johns1625
    @johns1625 Год назад +105

    They released an apology letter and literally didn't even bother to proofread it. In it they call their own game "Lord of Ring: Gollum" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @stoogemoedude
    @stoogemoedude Год назад +45

    I don't think I've ever seen Charlie as disappointed as he was when he had to restart.

    • @Rock-Eater
      @Rock-Eater Год назад

      @pegi bad troll, go back under your bridge

  • @AxNova4
    @AxNova4 Год назад +42

    Mad props to Charlie for prevailing and finishing this chore simulator in the end. Never have I seen a man so determined to finish taking out the trash😂

  • @potatoes3513
    @potatoes3513 Год назад +86

    Charlie’a addiction to this thing that causes him harm is much like being addicted to cigarettes or vapes. Stay safe children.

    • @Willingmess
      @Willingmess Год назад +7

      Or the one ring. Charlie truly became Gollum on this adventure. What a legend

    • @timdecoursey287
      @timdecoursey287 Год назад

      Or like the ring

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz Год назад +11

    It's a crime they sold this for real money

  • @zerochill4326
    @zerochill4326 Год назад +15

    Charlie's monologue at the beginning while the music softly playing in the background was beautiful.

  • @SirMangoBango
    @SirMangoBango Год назад +58

    This game really puts the torture gollum went through into perspective...😊

    • @DarthDuck404
      @DarthDuck404 Год назад +4

      Yeah by making the player experience it

  • @Kvo_
    @Kvo_ Год назад +20

    if stories be told, he is still out there searching for eggs and missing platforms which transitions triumphantly into the start of The Fellowship Of The Ring. A JRR Tolkein masterpiece for the ages

    • @johndoh4537
      @johndoh4537 Год назад +5

      I’m so sleep deprived I thought you were making a pun by saying masterpiece for the eggs instead of ages and it somehow made sense

  • @Soma_109
    @Soma_109 Год назад +231

    Charlie acting like he doesn't secretly love this game is hilarious

    • @planemod8399
      @planemod8399 Год назад +4

      I make better bowel movements than Charlie does

    • @memetrain1572
      @memetrain1572 Год назад +50

      These bot replies are getting weirder by the day

    • @Samagachi
      @Samagachi Год назад +6

      @@memetrain1572in planemod’s defense, he doesn’t comment the same message over and over

    • @soupstheman143
      @soupstheman143 Год назад +3

      It’s more sad than you realize. Those are no bots, but fully fledged human beings. Your legal “equals” and that’s them doing the best they can, but more importantly…the best they ever will.

    • @malikharrell2488
      @malikharrell2488 Год назад +2

      I don't know about that, man looked like he was in pain at times lol.

  • @DfRaid
    @DfRaid Год назад +29

    The "good" ending of the game being smeagol getting cucked is poetry at its finest.

  • @waffleboi7487
    @waffleboi7487 Год назад +122

    Charlie is so brave, he literally made a whole playthrough of one of the worst games of the year thus far what a mad lad

    • @martin-1965
      @martin-1965 Год назад +3

      Worst game of the year? Possibly of all time even. I reckon EA are going to have to really try hard in 2023 to make a game that is worse than this. An incredible achievement that makes the Rings of Power look great in comparison.

    • @unreal1436
      @unreal1436 Год назад +8

      @pegi you better be a bot

    • @unreal1436
      @unreal1436 Год назад

      @pegi how the fuck is zoo pride justifiable

    • @captainpissoff
      @captainpissoff Год назад +6

      @pegi so just mentally ill then.

  • @slightlyhomeless454
    @slightlyhomeless454 Год назад +12

    The funny part is you can see charlies soul leave his body whenever something especially boring or annoying happens

  • @metalmakodragon
    @metalmakodragon Год назад +12

    Charlie is so broken by this game at 7:38 that I genuinely feel his pain

  • @oceanlo
    @oceanlo Год назад +4

    26:48 That's clearly a disco ball, Sauron was preparing for a big party.

  • @ryand1404
    @ryand1404 Год назад +168

    18:30 Poor Charlie got so genuinely upset at the dialogue that told him he disappoints the other character. 😂
    This game just seems like one trauma inducing trip to make you end up like Gollum mentally.

  • @reservoirdude92
    @reservoirdude92 Год назад +56

    We need more people with champion mentalities like Charles here ❤

  • @ArtsyLGStyles
    @ArtsyLGStyles Год назад +36

    Charlie is so powerful that the game spontaneously started working every time he threatened to scream.

  • @umayle07
    @umayle07 Год назад +24

    He doesn’t do this with other bad games. He likes it

  • @tangroro
    @tangroro Год назад +51

    I'm going to be completely honest, the 2nd half with Mell actually has decent story that's quite engaging, unlike in the 1st half where Gollum just made friends with randos, here it's more in his character, him and Mell were both using each other, but during that they bonded together, so kinda like Gollum's relationship with Frodo
    It's also very interesting how Smeagol was always viewed as the good one, yet in his route he killed Mell's boyfriend out of the same jealousy he had with Sam, while Gollum speard them because he's more concerned about finding the ring. Too bad the gameplay and bugs made it insufferable, dialogues always triggered at the wrong time, at the same time, or multiple time, and the gameplay was so boring
    18:27 21:06, and yeah, I think the game bugged out, because those dialouges are meant for Gollum route, that's why they're so mean and angry

  • @gaelchavez130
    @gaelchavez130 Год назад +42

    Watching this stream not knowing if he was gonna rage quit any moment was quite the experience

  • @jameswolfstar
    @jameswolfstar Год назад +14

    I looked at the trophy list and its pretty bold for the game to assume that anyone would finish it twice, let alone once (only Charlie was brave enough)

  • @troyjackson836
    @troyjackson836 Год назад +3

    11:25
    Charlie's reaction to Gollum dying is priceless

  • @modernbaseballfanclub
    @modernbaseballfanclub Год назад +25

    That intro was so damn inspirational. Thank you Charles, for that empowering sentiment

    • @erihgioqe3798
      @erihgioqe3798 Год назад +5

      @@p-__ I get the idea of the other scam bot going around but what even is this comment supposed to mean

  • @cannedheat2264
    @cannedheat2264 Год назад +9

    Thank you Charlie for playing this. Saved many from a miserable play through.

  • @enegmatixerebro
    @enegmatixerebro Год назад +7

    I need this right now. Breakups suck and I need to laugh.

  • @popshot8898
    @popshot8898 Год назад +5

    "find a way to talk to the blind elf." You mean just talk?
    We're off to a great start😂

  • @zaclatham3905
    @zaclatham3905 Год назад +2

    Random comment but holy shit 13.1 million subs I started watching around a million subs and wow watching you explode like that without being a “top g” influenced or a Logan Paul proves to me that normal, cool, and real people can make it in content creation. Even somebody like me who has wanted to start making videos or stream for years but is just to anxious and shy that it’s very possible. Thankyou Charlie and all of the Moist team for helping me through everyday and reminding me that one day maybe I can pursue a streaming career even if just for fun on the side of my regular job. Keep up the absolutely amazing work we all love you Charlie.

  • @Brush421
    @Brush421 Год назад +17

    Congratulations, hope you recover from playing this game to completion

  • @owenhartman8656
    @owenhartman8656 Год назад +27

    Sending good will to all LOTR fans

  • @own4801
    @own4801 Год назад +12

    I love how weeks after the game's release, it still hardly has any of the plot written down in its Wikipedia page. It suggests that either no one bothered to edit that part, or everyone kept adding absurd plot lines that no one could verify because no one's bothered to check for authenticity.

  • @justnick9281
    @justnick9281 Год назад +5

    If you miss the first couple seconds really sounds like he's giving a heart felt motivational speech to us

  • @Jods_Bods
    @Jods_Bods Год назад +4

    18:33 me after my mother complains to me that I never do my chores after I just cleaned the house and made dinner

  • @bigchinbrother9069
    @bigchinbrother9069 Год назад +12

    Can't believe you did this, truly a feat of human determination

  • @TheNillaSquad
    @TheNillaSquad Год назад +8

    At this point I have a feeling Charlie has a secret love for this game. No one puts themselves through torture willingly unless they like it

  • @Ace-gw3tr
    @Ace-gw3tr Год назад +28

    Gollum truly has the best ending in all of video game history.

  • @Xamsims
    @Xamsims Год назад +10

    Charlie's strong-willed dedication is actually inspirational.

  • @dgphotography8103
    @dgphotography8103 Год назад +3

    Gollum, in this game, resembles Rowan Atkinson's character, Mr. Bean, off a 7-day Mushroom bender in East London.

  • @TheKatKaiju
    @TheKatKaiju Год назад +5

    Charlie’s champion speech at the beginning syncs perfectly with the menu music 😂

  • @FadedXLoCk
    @FadedXLoCk Год назад +6

    No matter if there’s a camera in your face with 10k watching or you’re home alone, the most humble you is always when your pet comes in for attention lol everything else stops for the moment

  • @epicchunkystunky9519
    @epicchunkystunky9519 Год назад +4

    Before I watched this video I was down but in the first 30 seconds Charlie really helped me appreciate what I have done and far I have gone in perhaps the best game of all time. Gollum.

  • @davidribeiro
    @davidribeiro Год назад +2

    10:01 "-friend?"
    "Oh no... Smeagol... Now he's about to subscribe to her onlyfans and start sending DMs."
    Dude... That made me weak 😂

  • @Lumberjane37
    @Lumberjane37 Год назад +1

    @2:47, I thought for a moment they had thrown a grenade under and were going to try and gas you out from under the table.

  • @foundcrab4742
    @foundcrab4742 Год назад +31

    Gollum is a cinematic masterpiece, someone should speedrun this amazing game!

    • @zeckma
      @zeckma Год назад +1

      I've been thinking about it and wondering about potential speedrun strats.

  • @shadumaki3925
    @shadumaki3925 Год назад +9

    maybe the goal of this game is to turn you into gollum irl

  • @Badolllens
    @Badolllens Год назад +8

    "If i can beat gollum, you can do anything you set your mind to" Thank you Charlie... really... I needed that.