If I had to ride Magnum XL-200 as a punishment, then I'd probably be the single most mischievous, rowdy, and rebellious kid in America, lol. I love that ride.
You have to add in there that while they are being forced to ride XL200, everyone else gets to go ride Steel Vengeance, and Millennium Force. That would be a proper punishment.
@@canyon50 Honestly unless the park is dead, I'd rather lap Magnum than wait 1-2 hours for Mille, Maverick, and Steve. I would be disappointed to not ride the other Arrows and the B&Ms tho.
Or Imagine I -305 with two 200 ft Verticle loops, and a giant zero g roll or inline roll or something at the end of it lol... That would be spectacular... if you could live through it lol.
There's a REEEEEEALLY good 1 star GP review for Leap the Dips at Lakemont Park claiming that the ride is dangerous because she "flew up" every time she went through a dip.
I’m really into national park travel as well as theme parks and the bad reviews of those are so funny. A review of Hawaii Volcanoes National Park once read “Paid $20 to get in, didn’t even get to touch lava.”
As someone who works at USH, we’re always told to never assume someone is pregnant, just refer them to the warnings and restrictions. If they state they are pregnant, then we are allowed to tell them they can’t ride. That comment was the example why we don’t assume lol
4:25 trust me as a theme park employee some employees love to mess around for fun. One time at the end of the night up at the Flying Ace Aerial Chase station at Kings Island where we did "powow" at the end of the night, one of my coworkers decided to sit in the seat and pull down the restraint while the ride was keyed off and locked out by maintenance and the restraints lock automatically so we had to get maintenance to come and start up the ride so this kid could get out of his seat. A couple other coworkers thought it was so amusing so some of us including me basically took pictures next to him trapped in the seat with the tablet at the ride. When the area supervisor came he told us to go home. Idk what happened to the kid, but he was definitely in trouble. I even heard a story of an employee at Mystic Timbers who thought it would be funny to drop a coin on the track and it messed up the ride and he got terminated for it.
2:30 To be fair, I've always been absolutely befuddled why people wear sandals to a theme park. Just ludicrous. But yeah, no way someone didn't find parking for 5 hours. ANYWHERE. Because I mean, you would eventually find at least one person leaving that you would wait to take their spot. I mean, unless he's an idiot haha.
0:35 I like the thinking of that parent because grounding is basically jail time at home and it is unreasonable to confine someone inside for a while so the best punishment is to force them on a roller coaster because that is what I would do
True story: I was able to ride Lightning Rod on my first-ever visit to Dollywood (clout, I know), and in the souvenir on-ride photograph, a kid and his father were seated behind us. Not only did the kid behind us pass out during this point in the ride, but afterward could be heard asking his father if they could buy the photo (to which he replied, “no”). A side note: imagine if they built a mirror image of GASM in Oregon. Now, imagine the full abbreviation for this particular version. You’re welcome.
Cedar point is my home park and in the 22 years that I have been alive, I have never seen every single parking spot filled up. Even the day back in 2019 when they hit capacity.
For Vekoma SLC’s I would give them one star because the head banging on them is atrocious I was knocked around like a rag doll the entire ride and at the end I knew I was never going on one again
I was at six flags magic mountain and waited 2 hours for X2 because of it was running only one train. And I still didn’t write a bad review on Yelp. It actually was a night ride on row 7 (back row) totally worth the wait imo. Just with it had 2 trains instead.
The funniest 1 star reviews I’ve seen are for X2 and Twisted Colossus, Tatsu and Apocalypse. I will directly quote them cuz they are absolutely hilarious. X2: “I think the roller coaster broke because the seats started to spin and that really isn’t safe. In my mind this was the best sinning coaster at the park cuz I really like green lantern.” “It’s to fast a kid threw up and a kid caught on fire. Twisted Colossus: “The ride was too bump and had too many hills.” Tatsu: “OMG no way I would let my kids on this ride!!! You are hanging upside down for 1000 of the ride super unsafe my mom was next to me and she puked everywhere. unsafe not fun” Apocalypse: “The boredom sure as hell is apocalyptic”
The lantern flies are so annoying omg. I was riding lighting racer one day and I literally had one smack me in the eye 😭 they also swarmed the Fahrenheit left which was weird it ess like a cloud of bugs 😭😭😭😭
I will never think about great American scream Machine the same way after realizing the acronym is GASM Imagine they had named the Arrow one “Old Red Great American Scream Machine”
This is why I played the “Yelper Special” from South Park in line for Steel Vengeance when it was shut down temporarily when putting another train on the ride. Suffice it to say many were leaving and grumbling for only a 10 minute extra wait.
It's funny that some people give some roller coasters the negative views even thought they are kinda bad. But anyway, I'm looking forward for a part 2!
This was very entertaining! For kicks I sometimes enjoy reading 1-star reviews of toilets on Home Depot (trust me on this) 😂 So , yes, more of this please!
Mount Olympus hotels are the best lok hi! That headboard and the spring loaded horrible mattresses were the best part of the hotel. The dark hallways and questionable guests staying there worried us more. What a janky place. Keep these videos coming this was great!
Scream Machine would be awesome if they gave it a retrack and turned off the trim after the first drop. I had a decent ride on it but the others weren't great. Still think Wild Adventures' Cheetah was rougher though.
If I had to write a Yelp review about a ride it would be The Ninja at Six Flags St. Louis. After riding it my neck was sore for like 2 hours and I had a killer headache, when my mom and I go to Six Flags we avoid that ride like the plague.
Yeah, Wildcat at Lake Compounce gave me an unsolicited chiropractor appointment from someone who lost their license for being intoxicated on the job ☠️
Awesome video I love this idea! Also GASM is completely accurate. I have a high tolerance for rough rides for example I legitimately non-ironically enjoy Magnum XL 200 I tend to enjoy rough wooden coasters. GASM Was one of the worst rides I have ever been on. I actually wondered if I hurt myself after words and it was so Rattalee that my keys fell out of my pocket. This is the first time I’ve ever lost something out of my pocket on a ride! That thing absolutely needs to be RMC’d
That would be awesome. Unfortunately, they probably won’t. Also, GASM just got a plaque from ACE as a coaster lsndmark. So it’s probably not going anywhere anytime soon. The reason it’s so rough is because it uses the old GA Cyclone trains. It ran much smoother with it’s original trains.
This is great! I'd love to hear some bad reviews about SF Discovery Kingdom if you find any! It's my home park so I'm bias and love it, but everyone I talk to hates that park and it's rides. Looking forward to part 2 and hearing more of the negative reviews from all the parks you found! Great video :)
The long line review was funny, My dad didn’t want to go on volcano blast coaster because the line was too long, and even though kings dominion is my home park, I never got to ride it cause of that
If they came to thorpe park they most certainly wouldn’t be moaning about 45 minute queue times 😂. Not to mention the people in those queues are probably not jarring teenagers who are loud af, some of which come up with the “can I go in front g, we’re looking for our dad” and they’re like a group of 8 🤦♂️🤣
5 hours to find a parking spot? That's because people drive around hoping to find a spot close to the entrance. They go in circles hoping someone is leaving. I've seen it happen; meanwhile there is parking spaces far away from the entrance.
5:45 I had an experience where I waited in line for Rita for an hour and 20 minutes, and as we were near the front, the ride broke down. I get it, it’s frustrating, but it’s not something the park can control, I admit, I was very annoyed, but it’s not a fault of the park.
1:35 I have seen a lot of terrible grammar and spelling on these trash reviews, but this takes the cake. If you are going to make a bad complaint, at least say the subject correctly.
The grizzly up north in great america mouth guard required! But thats the thrill of wooden rollercoasters steal is another story... Here lies 😒😂 beloved
I can't with the one hour wait time and then waiting another 45 minutes for another ride 😂🤣😂! You were expecting walk ons for every ride at an amusement park? Don't go to amusement parks if that's your beef with waiting in lines. My first Cedar Point trip in 2005 I waited for a combined 2.5 hours for Top Thrill Dragster and never got to ride it that year because of the following - multiple breakdowns and when my cousins and I got on the train twice they called us off because of an incoming thunderstorm.
LMAO 6:00 that's literally nothing! back in 2005 when Kingda Ka first opened I waited for over 6 hours in line through two separate break downs, but got to ride front row which was my first time riding the coaster front row, it ended up being the only ride I rode that day and I regret absolutely nothing!! :)
Lolol omg So I'm a CT native, and I grew up riding the Wildcat, I re-rode it this year and it was, no lie, empty train but me and I rode the back because I wanted to test a trick, I leaned forward and kinda tried to not touch the sides. It was a fun game and I didn't get hurt on it for once and the staff told me I was brave for picking that seat. I responded with, I know 😂😂😂
GASM got a lot of attention in this video, but I think there is an even worse stinker at SFOG. It is Dahlonega Mine Train. Most people talk about it saying it’s just a boring old mine train with a few jerky moments and I laugh. Mine Train caused me to jerk so hard to the left during that tunnel sequence that I cut my elbow on the side of the car and drew blood.
You know what would make this better, if you read the name of the park the comments are about. I typically only listen and not watch so it's tough to follow.
Half of these people were delusional i mean harshly park, like c'mon. Then someone waited 5 hours in Cedar point's parking lot. I mean you are at a cedar fair park, Knott's Berry farm is not only the only Cedar Fair park I've ever been too and it is my home park. This is supposed to be the most crowded park of the chain and I've never waited more than 5 seconds to locate a parking spot (even on a Knott's Merry Farm Weekend night.) The yelp review idiots provide pure comedy for anyone that's reading them. I am looking forward for a part 2.
The only time ive ever had trouble parking at an amusement park was at BGW last October( where they were at capacity) and you had to literally park 2 miles down the road. Made the SFNE parking lot feel close in comparison
When i was at Hershey, there were lanternflies everywhere, the drop towers were actually closed due to there being like 10,000 of them on the ride platform
@@Posirep I went to kings island and Ceder point same . On tbe beast there was a swarm of bees on the second lift hill sign. It Appertly had to close for something I think Someone got stung. I heard Orion was the same. I heard Dollywood was bad this year to
GASM was smoother back in the day. So much so SFOG actually ran the trains backwards for a promotional period. When running frontwards, I’ve unbuckled my seatbelt while in the back row to get crazy ejector airtime. Now the ride needs to be sponsored by a chiropractor. I’ve been less hurt by car accidents
The thing the sucks most about Great American Scream Machine is that it has a good layout by PTC but it was built by the people who went on to create RCCA (the worst ride manufacturer) which caused it to be so rough.
It wasn’t always this rough. It only got rough when they put the Georgia Cyclone trains on it, which I hated. Not only did it make the coaster rough, I also have the potential to get stapled now, unlike with the buzzbars that allowed for crazy airtime. I still love GASM though, it was my first ever coaster.
Magnum XL-200 is not a ride I would use to punish my kids. It's just boring. If I wanted a ride to punish my kids, I'd just put them on Grizzly at Kings Dominion. I rode it in 2019 and it was so rough.
The reviewer who waited an hour for a ride and was angry; your free public service announcement; most rides at WDW and Universal in Orlando Florida have way more than a 60 minute wait; but head over to Rise of the Resistance; 3-4 hour waits not uncommon. Have fun !
Those comments are unfair towards GASM. I pretty much got a stand up ride on my last ride a few years ago. The air time was great! Was it a little rough... sure but I still enjoyed it.... Now on the other hand Wildcat at LC or especially T3, those are coasters that need more complaints. They are the worse 2 coasters I've ridden.
The lantern-fly problem at HersheyPark is out of their control, but is a serious problem, literally every lift hill was coated with several of them, and I even got to share my ride with a couple of them. This is my homepark, and the problem is most active during the summer, but is completely out of control for the park though.
Haha, some of these are so accurate, but wow - as a NYC bartender who deals with these reviews often, this video made me hate people. If you can't find joy at an amusement park, you have no soul.
The spotted lanternfly thing is a problem at Pennsylvanian parks. I was at Kennywood and got a lanternfly inside of my shirt while waiting for Steel Curtain, and I had to take said shirt off to get it out.
If I had to ride Magnum XL-200 as a punishment, then I'd probably be the single most mischievous, rowdy, and rebellious kid in America, lol. I love that ride.
Same tbh lol
Lol same
You have to add in there that while they are being forced to ride XL200, everyone else gets to go ride Steel Vengeance, and Millennium Force. That would be a proper punishment.
@@canyon50 true
@@canyon50 Honestly unless the park is dead, I'd rather lap Magnum than wait 1-2 hours for Mille, Maverick, and Steve. I would be disappointed to not ride the other Arrows and the B&Ms tho.
The no loops one is golden. My friend's response to airtime is "I don't want to feel my stomach in my mouth, I want to go upside down"
I sort of agree with him. Everyone has their own preferences tho
ejector airtime doesnt make my stomach drop but im ngl i have a love hate relationship with sustained floater
Or Imagine I -305 with two 200 ft Verticle loops, and a giant zero g roll or inline roll or something at the end of it lol... That would be spectacular... if you could live through it lol.
I’d rather have my stomach in my mouth than go through an inversion. I like inversions but AIRTIME IS MY THING
@@Simptendo my thing is to ride shockwave at sfot and grey out until i black out until i 💀
“Spent 5 hours in the parking lot”
Gee, I had no idea Disney World renamed itself Cedar Point
😂 game over i win! Build back better 😂😂😂
😂
Also, 11 to 6:30 is 7.5 hours; they can't maths either
The fact that this video is a "part one"... One star! 😆
There's a REEEEEEALLY good 1 star GP review for Leap the Dips at Lakemont Park claiming that the ride is dangerous because she "flew up" every time she went through a dip.
I’m really into national park travel as well as theme parks and the bad reviews of those are so funny. A review of Hawaii Volcanoes National Park once read “Paid $20 to get in, didn’t even get to touch lava.”
Hello There.
The woman who wanted to go and jump in buckets of chocolate didn’t know the difference between Wonka and Hershey
Trying to live the Augustas Gloop experience lol
@@missybarbour6885 exactly
As someone who works at USH, we’re always told to never assume someone is pregnant, just refer them to the warnings and restrictions. If they state they are pregnant, then we are allowed to tell them they can’t ride. That comment was the example why we don’t assume lol
4:25 trust me as a theme park employee some employees love to mess around for fun. One time at the end of the night up at the Flying Ace Aerial Chase station at Kings Island where we did "powow" at the end of the night, one of my coworkers decided to sit in the seat and pull down the restraint while the ride was keyed off and locked out by maintenance and the restraints lock automatically so we had to get maintenance to come and start up the ride so this kid could get out of his seat. A couple other coworkers thought it was so amusing so some of us including me basically took pictures next to him trapped in the seat with the tablet at the ride. When the area supervisor came he told us to go home. Idk what happened to the kid, but he was definitely in trouble. I even heard a story of an employee at Mystic Timbers who thought it would be funny to drop a coin on the track and it messed up the ride and he got terminated for it.
It's so sad that those people got hired
I like this new Taylor. Great editing, and makes every series great. How does he do this?
Glad you enjoyed this one! It was actually Sarah’s idea, and she edited this one as well. She did a great job!
It’s all sarah
2:30 To be fair, I've always been absolutely befuddled why people wear sandals to a theme park. Just ludicrous. But yeah, no way someone didn't find parking for 5 hours. ANYWHERE. Because I mean, you would eventually find at least one person leaving that you would wait to take their spot. I mean, unless he's an idiot haha.
I think if you're park has water rides, i get wearing sandals.
I carry a second pair of shoes and a change of clothes in my backpack along with deodorant, cologne, snacks and my light sabre.
Really liking this type of content and the editing on here.
0:35 I like the thinking of that parent because grounding is basically jail time at home and it is unreasonable to confine someone inside for a while so the best punishment is to force them on a roller coaster because that is what I would do
For real, being stuck on Magnum sounds like a dream.
@@thomasxl200 Well maybe not in the summer for eight hours but the view would be nice
Fun Fact: Its almost ALWAYS a steal to stay at Mt. Olympus, I swear they are never not running a deal. I can also confirm the sticker headboards 😂
True story: I was able to ride Lightning Rod on my first-ever visit to Dollywood (clout, I know), and in the souvenir on-ride photograph, a kid and his father were seated behind us. Not only did the kid behind us pass out during this point in the ride, but afterward could be heard asking his father if they could buy the photo (to which he replied, “no”).
A side note: imagine if they built a mirror image of GASM in Oregon. Now, imagine the full abbreviation for this particular version. You’re welcome.
I love Mako just because it doesn’t loop or go upside down. It’s so simple, but it’s in my top 10 roller coasters list
Cedar point is my home park and in the 22 years that I have been alive, I have never seen every single parking spot filled up. Even the day back in 2019 when they hit capacity.
That final cut was delicious.
All I wanted was for a mo*** ****** to be continued. 🤣🤣🤣
"To be continued" Good, I look forward to seeing more of this
6:01 45 Minutes Easter Egg
Yelp reviews are all just people being the biggest karens. I in particular liked reading the ones of Six Flags America and Darien Lake.
For Vekoma SLC’s I would give them one star because the head banging on them is atrocious I was knocked around like a rag doll the entire ride and at the end I knew I was never going on one again
Not all SLC's....Riddler's Revenge at SFNE is bad....but not cuz of headbanging. It has vest restraints.
1:49 Perhaps they were expecting Hershey Park to be like Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory.
I was at six flags magic mountain and waited 2 hours for X2 because of it was running only one train. And I still didn’t write a bad review on Yelp. It actually was a night ride on row 7 (back row) totally worth the wait imo.
Just with it had 2 trains instead.
Guest: mako sucks, no loops
Sea World: Disney ain't got no ride that's 200ft tall
Me: aw Coaster Studios needs to do more theses videos
And Disney Has Worse Business Decisions than Seaworld
@@kyogresfunchannel Actually that’s not really true
@@Legend-vm9uv Oh, I don’t know it was in my opinion.
The funniest 1 star reviews I’ve seen are for X2 and Twisted Colossus, Tatsu and Apocalypse. I will directly quote them cuz they are absolutely hilarious.
X2: “I think the roller coaster broke because the seats started to spin and that really isn’t safe. In my mind this was the best sinning coaster at the park cuz I really like green lantern.”
“It’s to fast a kid threw up and a kid caught on fire.
Twisted Colossus: “The ride was too bump and had too many hills.”
Tatsu: “OMG no way I would let my kids on this ride!!! You are hanging upside down for 1000 of the ride super unsafe my mom was next to me and she puked everywhere. unsafe not fun”
Apocalypse: “The boredom sure as hell is apocalyptic”
are we just gonna gloss over a kid catching fire?
@@Posirep X2 has had no major accidents. The kid is clearly just lying to scare people
The lantern flies are so annoying omg. I was riding lighting racer one day and I literally had one smack me in the eye 😭 they also swarmed the Fahrenheit left which was weird it ess like a cloud of bugs 😭😭😭😭
The Texas Giant at Six Flags Over Texas it's last few seasons before having the RMC treatment was horrific!
I will never think about great American scream Machine the same way after realizing the acronym is GASM
Imagine they had named the Arrow one “Old Red Great American Scream Machine”
2:44 My mom and I rode T3 back when it was still T2, and it actually gave my mom a toothache!
This is why I played the “Yelper Special” from South Park in line for Steel Vengeance when it was shut down temporarily when putting another train on the ride. Suffice it to say many were leaving and grumbling for only a 10 minute extra wait.
It's funny that some people give some roller coasters the negative views even thought they are kinda bad. But anyway, I'm looking forward for a part 2!
This was very entertaining! For kicks I sometimes enjoy reading 1-star reviews of toilets on Home Depot (trust me on this) 😂 So , yes, more of this please!
Mount Olympus hotels are the best lok hi! That headboard and the spring loaded horrible mattresses were the best part of the hotel. The dark hallways and questionable guests staying there worried us more. What a janky place. Keep these videos coming this was great!
Also I strained my neck on magnum xl 200 so I feel your pain Sarah - Chris
This is a great idea for a video, can't wait for part 2!
The funniest reviews are on Amazon dealing with sugar free gummy bears.
Those Magic Mountain employees should have done what the Kings Island employees do and play sports in a hidden room😂
most of this describes my experience with El Condor...
also the sandal one is understandable
I tell you what, when I go to California I will be so happy if the lines are only 45 minutes long, but I’m kinda bracing myself for 100+ mins
You guys are delightful to watch.
In total agreement about the Sadism Machine. The Worst.
I love that u put Gasm in there because I cannot stand that ride
This gave me flashbacks to Taylor and Takoda reading the mean comments 😂 we want Takoda back Taylor we miss him
He’ll be back, don’t worry! We actually had him on our livestream a couple weeks ago where he read some comments in the parody voice, it was fun!
Scream Machine would be awesome if they gave it a retrack and turned off the trim after the first drop. I had a decent ride on it but the others weren't great. Still think Wild Adventures' Cheetah was rougher though.
If I had to write a Yelp review about a ride it would be The Ninja at Six Flags St. Louis. After riding it my neck was sore for like 2 hours and I had a killer headache, when my mom and I go to Six Flags we avoid that ride like the plague.
Someone literally wrote a 1 star review about the local waterpark. Just straight up said “pee water”
Please make this a series 😂😂😂
I'm surprised there aren't more Mt. Olympus ones lol.
Most online reviews aren't real. Especially the ones that look fake like that Cedar Point parking lot scenario. They probably just picniced there.
Yeah, Wildcat at Lake Compounce gave me an unsolicited chiropractor appointment from someone who lost their license for being intoxicated on the job ☠️
I almost choked on my starburst😂😂😂😂
I had once seen a Review on Black Mamba, saying they left the park because they thaught they could have been hit by a plant
Great American scream machine is a legend and wish it was still around
This series is awesome, yes, series, you will do more, YOU WILL!
Awesome video I love this idea! Also GASM is completely accurate. I have a high tolerance for rough rides for example I legitimately non-ironically enjoy Magnum XL 200 I tend to enjoy rough wooden coasters. GASM Was one of the worst rides I have ever been on. I actually wondered if I hurt myself after words and it was so Rattalee that my keys fell out of my pocket. This is the first time I’ve ever lost something out of my pocket on a ride! That thing absolutely needs to be RMC’d
That would be awesome. Unfortunately, they probably won’t. Also, GASM just got a plaque from ACE as a coaster lsndmark. So it’s probably not going anywhere anytime soon. The reason it’s so rough is because it uses the old GA Cyclone trains. It ran much smoother with it’s original trains.
An hour is good I have waited at CW for behemoth for almost 3 hours
This is great! I'd love to hear some bad reviews about SF Discovery Kingdom if you find any! It's my home park so I'm bias and love it, but everyone I talk to hates that park and it's rides. Looking forward to part 2 and hearing more of the negative reviews from all the parks you found! Great video :)
The long line review was funny, My dad didn’t want to go on volcano blast coaster because the line was too long, and even though kings dominion is my home park, I never got to ride it cause of that
I could smell the slc reviews
From personal experience, that Luna Park one-star review sounds exactly like Luna Park.
If they came to thorpe park they most certainly wouldn’t be moaning about 45 minute queue times 😂. Not to mention the people in those queues are probably not jarring teenagers who are loud af, some of which come up with the “can I go in front g, we’re looking for our dad” and they’re like a group of 8 🤦♂️🤣
Disney World is in a swamp and doesn’t have mosquitos………so maybe you can control the bugs
5 hours to find a parking spot? That's because people drive around hoping to find a spot close to the entrance. They go in circles hoping someone is leaving. I've seen it happen; meanwhile there is parking spaces far away from the entrance.
Great American Scream Machine as “GASM” is hilarious.
Because it is in general because of how it was unbearably rough prior to its retracking
6:27 THANK YOUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5:45 I had an experience where I waited in line for Rita for an hour and 20 minutes, and as we were near the front, the ride broke down. I get it, it’s frustrating, but it’s not something the park can control, I admit, I was very annoyed, but it’s not a fault of the park.
3:58 I almost spit out water
1:35 I have seen a lot of terrible grammar and spelling on these trash reviews, but this takes the cake.
If you are going to make a bad complaint, at least say the subject correctly.
The grizzly up north in great america mouth guard required! But thats the thrill of wooden rollercoasters steal is another story... Here lies 😒😂 beloved
I can't with the one hour wait time and then waiting another 45 minutes for another ride 😂🤣😂! You were expecting walk ons for every ride at an amusement park? Don't go to amusement parks if that's your beef with waiting in lines. My first Cedar Point trip in 2005 I waited for a combined 2.5 hours for Top Thrill Dragster and never got to ride it that year because of the following - multiple breakdowns and when my cousins and I got on the train twice they called us off because of an incoming thunderstorm.
LMAO 6:00 that's literally nothing! back in 2005 when Kingda Ka first opened I waited for over 6 hours in line through two separate break downs, but got to ride front row which was my first time riding the coaster front row, it ended up being the only ride I rode that day and I regret absolutely nothing!! :)
Making fun of bullcrap, it's almost like the parodies are back SuperVinlin
Why Magnum XL-200 as a punishment and not a SLC? 🤐
Oh God I feel horrible typing this 🤣🤣
4:32 hey maintenance. we dropped a ball into the track (the train runs over the ball) its popped...
I once told a pregnant lady that she couldn't ride, alas, she wasn't pregnant. I was mortified 😭😭😭
Rip
that one about the sores made me not want to eat ever again
I love “all I wanted was as…”
TO BE CONTINUED
Funny story I wrote the banshee at King's Island during Halloween haunt it took me 2 hours and 30 minutes to get on the ride
4:49 Don't worry some op at SFNE delayed operations by 5 minutes to eat his Gummy sharks
Lolol omg So I'm a CT native, and I grew up riding the Wildcat, I re-rode it this year and it was, no lie, empty train but me and I rode the back because I wanted to test a trick, I leaned forward and kinda tried to not touch the sides. It was a fun game and I didn't get hurt on it for once and the staff told me I was brave for picking that seat. I responded with, I know 😂😂😂
I had to wait 2 hours for Exterminator at Kennywood 1 Hour is nothing
Since when was 11am plus 5 hours 6:30 that should be be 4
Thank you Sarah for agreeing with me on Magnum.
hahahahhhahha Never thought of reading those reviews . hahahhaha
I think a lot of the GASM reviews are from the Great Adventure one.
I wonder how many of these are trollers that just want people to make videos like this where they become famous.
Geez, these are ridiculous and some are reasonable.
GASM got a lot of attention in this video, but I think there is an even worse stinker at SFOG. It is Dahlonega Mine Train. Most people talk about it saying it’s just a boring old mine train with a few jerky moments and I laugh. Mine Train caused me to jerk so hard to the left during that tunnel sequence that I cut my elbow on the side of the car and drew blood.
You know what would make this better, if you read the name of the park the comments are about. I typically only listen and not watch so it's tough to follow.
Half of these people were delusional i mean harshly park, like c'mon. Then someone waited 5 hours in Cedar point's parking lot. I mean you are at a cedar fair park, Knott's Berry farm is not only the only Cedar Fair park I've ever been too and it is my home park. This is supposed to be the most crowded park of the chain and I've never waited more than 5 seconds to locate a parking spot (even on a Knott's Merry Farm Weekend night.) The yelp review idiots provide pure comedy for anyone that's reading them. I am looking forward for a part 2.
The only time ive ever had trouble parking at an amusement park was at BGW last October( where they were at capacity) and you had to literally park 2 miles down the road.
Made the SFNE parking lot feel close in comparison
Dang that’s never happened to me
@@hypershadow4643 It was absolutely insane. Apparently it was the most attended day in the history of the park.
Making a bad review on mako is criminal
When i was at Hershey, there were lanternflies everywhere, the drop towers were actually closed due to there being like 10,000 of them on the ride platform
When I went there were spiders everywhere
in Oct at BGW Griffon was down cuz of Bees swarming the top of it.
@@Posirep I went to kings island and Ceder point same . On tbe beast there was a swarm of bees on the second lift hill sign. It Appertly had to close for something I think
Someone got stung. I heard Orion was the same. I heard Dollywood was bad this year to
GASM was smoother back in the day. So much so SFOG actually ran the trains backwards for a promotional period. When running frontwards, I’ve unbuckled my seatbelt while in the back row to get crazy ejector airtime. Now the ride needs to be sponsored by a chiropractor. I’ve been less hurt by car accidents
Valleyfair never was fair, never will be.
This was great. I loved it! 👍
The thing the sucks most about Great American Scream Machine is that it has a good layout by PTC but it was built by the people who went on to create RCCA (the worst ride manufacturer) which caused it to be so rough.
And putting the Georgia Cyclone trains on it.
It wasn’t always this rough. It only got rough when they put the Georgia Cyclone trains on it, which I hated. Not only did it make the coaster rough, I also have the potential to get stapled now, unlike with the buzzbars that allowed for crazy airtime. I still love GASM though, it was my first ever coaster.
Magnum XL-200 is not a ride I would use to punish my kids. It's just boring. If I wanted a ride to punish my kids, I'd just put them on Grizzly at Kings Dominion. I rode it in 2019 and it was so rough.
The reviewer who waited an hour for a ride and was angry; your free public service announcement; most rides at WDW and Universal in Orlando Florida have way more than a 60 minute wait; but head over to Rise of the Resistance; 3-4 hour waits not uncommon. Have fun !
Those comments are unfair towards GASM. I pretty much got a stand up ride on my last ride a few years ago. The air time was great! Was it a little rough... sure but I still enjoyed it....
Now on the other hand Wildcat at LC or especially T3, those are coasters that need more complaints. They are the worse 2 coasters I've ridden.
The lantern-fly problem at HersheyPark is out of their control, but is a serious problem, literally every lift hill was coated with several of them, and I even got to share my ride with a couple of them. This is my homepark, and the problem is most active during the summer, but is completely out of control for the park though.
Haha, some of these are so accurate, but wow - as a NYC bartender who deals with these reviews often, this video made me hate people. If you can't find joy at an amusement park, you have no soul.
The spotted lanternfly thing is a problem at Pennsylvanian parks. I was at Kennywood and got a lanternfly inside of my shirt while waiting for Steel Curtain, and I had to take said shirt off to get it out.