Explaining Milk to an Alien
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- Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
- Humans named their home galaxy after the stuff that comes out of their torso protrusions.
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#milk #cheese #dairy #weird #explained #drawing #realobject
I like how this feels like the narrator doesn't really know what's going on either. This is just as foreign to them, they just happen to possess the knowledge.
it's like an alien stayed on earth for a couple of years to attempt to understand the material themselves and relayed the information they gleaned to their fellow aliens
@@spooderman6312 exactly right, forward recon on the subject of cheese
I like how the concept of milk is explained so thoroughly but the aliens are expected to understand what gym bros and waffles are with no further explanation
it was in the preface materiel
And wheat.
Man whoever invented milk must've been a freaking genius.
Francoise Fromage, 1673. Reported to have been as thirsty as we was lacking in food safety standards.
A freaking genius or just a freak without the genius. The ideia is so bizarre yet who doesn't love milk, or cheese? 🤤
@@mikaeluhl It's not freaky to look at your baby that can't be nursed and then look at your animals and think "ok, this might just work". I really don't like this bizzarre idea that humans figured out milking other animals because they were freaky and not because they were desperate and clever. It makes perfect sense. And once they can already eat normal food, well, why not keep giving them more milk? Bam! Your kid is still producing lactase at the age of like, idk, 10! And eventually some humans just mutate to produce lactase indefinitely. Like, If the first person to figure out milk was an adult or teen doing it for themself they'd just get a tummy ache and decide it was a bad idea
*Woman whoever invented milk must've been a freaking genius.
freaky genius
IT'S MADE OF COW
I just imagien goodbye galaxy explaining this in a detailed way to aliens and then you burst the door of the place where the alien is and scream this at the top of your lungs IWJNS
@@aweonao4439 y e s
It's made *by* cows. Otherwise we might give the aliens the impression that we slaughter cows in the billions just for milk!
@@vulduv true
Making cheese has a secret horror, the traditional way of making it curdle was to mix it with the cow's extracted stomach acid called rennet.
Most (not all) cheeses use artificial rennet now.
Oh yeah, also there's a type of cheese that is infested with live beetles. And, yes, you eat it beetles and all.
Chinese ass cheese
Maggots, not beetles, but yeah. Also the stomach acid thing doesnt suprise me that much considering cheese culture is mostly bacteriology anyway
We use stomach acid compounds when making milk chocolate too... at least in the u.s.
Its not fair that he has such good content and is so underrated
Well it may seem strange but consider our livestock animals can eat things humans cant, they can turn indigestible grasses into nutritious milks. Thats why they drink other species milk. The cheese serves as a tasty way to preserve the otherwise easily spoiled milk.
True, it's like they're digesting the grass on our behalf.
perhaps if we milked beavers we could have tree milk.
And it comes even lactose-free variety!
Unrelated to Lactate.
I don't care I still have a glass of milk every day
As is your mammalian right
They make _glass_ with it???
There's probably an advanced alien culture out there that eats actually steaming turds and say it's fine because they've tamed the bacteria on it
But turds have no nutritional value, they're a residue of digestion and not a nutritional substance to feed the offspring like milk.@@alonk1060
Then it would just be weird.
@@alonk1060 Yeah that's called ants.
Gotta mention the pronounciation of 'malk', and even 'mulk'.
meulk
we don't have any malk but I can get you some milk
this is what I pay my internet bills for
lmao the delivery was on point 😭
Human chese is some that many people would be disgusted by
Thank you, human.
Underrated channel
Underrated video
This guy wastes more paper than BDG. Keep up the good work
Milk is so good, we should have an entire Continent full of it.
The lesson is that we should stop drinking cow milk and drink breast milk instead
2:39 BILL CIPHER!!!!!!!
For a split second
Yes@@griffinthegreat4873
Melk
Based video 🥛
This reminded me of this scene from Green Lantern TAS: ruclips.net/video/tCVXpmfUwjM/видео.html
We have been sent by bridge game
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Cheese is a colony of microbes that grows in milk, and then we eat the microbes. Some microbes are tasty and nutritious, and others are disgusting or toxic, so we have to make sure we colonize the milk with the right species or it just becomes rotten. Different species produce different kinds of cheeses. We control this by putting a tiny bit of existing cheese into a container of milk so that the organisms living in it spread out and turn the milk into the same kind of cheese.
Holy crap really? So if I just drop a piece of provolone in my gallon, I'll get a gallon of provolone when it goes bad?
@@alonk1060 It's more complicated in practice, since different microbes need different kinds of living conditions to grow well, so even if you've got the right kinds of microbes you still need to make sure the environment is more suitable to them than their competitors.
@@alonk1060 No, it's not like this almost at all.
ant jumpscare
Too small to be an ant, I think? Honestly no idea what kind of bug that was.
maybe one of those extremely small black ants. You might need to explain those to an Alien though- They might not know what those are
Thank you Earth dweller for this informative Video i will come to Earth i will eat new Food sources my dearest regards
Hey, so these videos are really really cool and I like them a lot. Your jokes are fun, the drawings are great and the subject of most videos are generally things that I'm also interested in. You have great delivery and the general vibe is that you put a great deal of effort into these videos because you enjoy making them, which is the most important part imo. keep it up!! you're doing great.
heard humans are so obsessed with milk they named their galaxy after it. scary stuff.
Heard another humans of the Earth named their galaxy the Heavenly River[天河], the Silver River[银河], or even the Heavenly Han[天漢].
This was so awesome dude! I love how this style of drawing out your subject matter harkens back to old infotainment videos on youtube where they were literally just hand drawing on paper, but with a twist. You earned a sub, I see this channel blowing up if you capitalize on it!
Thought this said MLK
& I 100% was fine with the fact that you needed to explain what cheese was to explain MLK
lol, I couldn't unsee that so i de-caps'd the title
THANK YOU. WHY DO WE DO THIS
A significant double-digit percentage of humans also cannot properly digest this milk, to the point of experiencing extreme pain. AND YET they overcome this just because they can’t get enough of its grotesque allure
Actually, the fluorescent squares are legally not allowed to call themselves cheese, they are “cheese product”
"Cheesy-style"
using human breast milk the same way we use milk from livestock is repugnant not because human milk is disgusting... but can you imagine the horror and indignity of harvesting people the same way we harvest milk from cows?
we take so many things for granted, yet if you think about it a lot of stuff in our daily lives is weirder than fiction...
As an alien thank you for explaining, I’ve discovered this “cheese” thing and it has been a most wonderful experience! No one told me the cheese would flavor itself with white stuff either! I will be taking some back to my universe as a souvenir~
Milking oats is a delicate process and the yield isn't very good so you just do it at scale. Hooking up the milking machine is very tedious, but if you've ever worked at a beetle milk farm you will find the process very similar.
Wait till they hear about coconuts and their milk.
also i just created a chengyu saying,
外奶内精
literary it means 'foreign milk, native essence', here essence is short for essential fluid, jingye, which many fractions of the universe use for breeding purposes.
the chengyu's meaning then would mean harmony which althrough unnatural, is considered natural; something unnatural which has been cultivated long enough, eg a law or fire, will be a part of tradition and of the species's history.
Milk is fun stuff but maybe those aliens shant goof up such a beloved delicacy and just stick to water
I love how some parts are worded so generally and then the next moment you use a hyper-colloquial saying or call something by name. Like, ice cream gets described by it's ingredients and shapes and never called by name, and then you say "and they put it on their nachos" as if the alien doesn't know what ice cream is but does know nachos. Idk why that part in particular is so funny to me
I love how you planted strategic misinformation by convincing aliens that people only ever produce a single child per incubation.
They won't know what hit them if it ever comes to that.
2:05 it just says waffles implying that waffles are a truly universe phenomenon that even aliens know about and enjoy
Franticness in his voice when he says "It's not thier milk" makes it sound like milking cows is a sercret not meant to be shared
Technically it is filtered blood plasma of said animals then enriched with fats and proteins by those animals glands.
Genuinely stunned this channel isn't way more popular. Maybe I just got here early
I like how he has to explain whole spicies and their cycles but considers that aliens know waffles or gym bros
RUclips has never before and likely never will recommend me a video more perfectly in line with my interests than this
got an ad for hidden valley ranch parmesan cheese being abducted by an alien
I love how at no point the narrator makes it clear that humans use the milk of other animals for all of these purposes
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You could use human milk for most of this stuff, it's not that gross, it just depends where you get it from. Like if it's you're own it's probably fine
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Except in Mad Max, where it is, in fact, human milk.
um just a normal very existant alien here. so um wtf is a waffle?
1:53 processed seed paste and psychoactive seed broth.
Why was eggnog redacted? Eggnog is delicious.
Filtered blood to feed our offspring.
as an alien, this help us a lot, thank you
Absolute sub to this ch. .
Cheese is a loaf of milk
this video has a million views to me
BILL CIPHER AT 2:39
Is any one else hearing melk?
Highly disappointed to see this doesn't have more views
Found you
There's a document in Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt mod that uses this joke perfectly. Some Dunmer manages to cast milk and cheese as peak human nastiness.
damn, milk is nasty! * eats a kwama egg*
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