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Milking oats is a delicate process and the yield isn't very good so you just do it at scale. Hooking up the milking machine is very tedious, but if you've ever worked at a beetle milk farm you will find the process very similar.

cool video

Cheese is a loaf of milk

BILL CIPHER AT 2:39

got an ad for hidden valley ranch parmesan cheese being abducted by an alien

Franticness in his voice when he says "It's not thier milk" makes it sound like milking cows is a sercret not meant to be shared

2:05 it just says waffles implying that waffles are a truly universe phenomenon that even aliens know about and enjoy

This was so awesome dude! I love how this style of drawing out your subject matter harkens back to old infotainment videos on youtube where they were literally just hand drawing on paper, but with a twist. You earned a sub, I see this channel blowing up if you capitalize on it!

Absolute sub to this ch. .

um just a normal very existant alien here. so um wtf is a waffle?

I love how you planted strategic misinformation by convincing aliens that people only ever produce a single child per incubation. They won't know what hit them if it ever comes to that.

using human breast milk the same way we use milk from livestock is repugnant not because human milk is disgusting... but can you imagine the horror and indignity of harvesting people the same way we harvest milk from cows?

I love how some parts are worded so generally and then the next moment you use a hyper-colloquial saying or call something by name. Like, ice cream gets described by it's ingredients and shapes and never called by name, and then you say "and they put it on their nachos" as if the alien doesn't know what ice cream is but does know nachos. Idk why that part in particular is so funny to me

Wait till they hear about coconuts and their milk. also i just created a chengyu saying, 外奶内精 literary it means 'foreign milk, native essence', here essence is short for essential fluid, jingye, which many fractions of the universe use for breeding purposes. the chengyu's meaning then would mean harmony which althrough unnatural, is considered natural; something unnatural which has been cultivated long enough, eg a law or fire, will be a part of tradition and of the species's history.

THANK YOU. WHY DO WE DO THIS A significant double-digit percentage of humans also cannot properly digest this milk, to the point of experiencing extreme pain. AND YET they overcome this just because they can’t get enough of its grotesque allure

Filtered blood to feed our offspring.

as an alien, this help us a lot, thank you

I guarantee that aliens will understand alcohol production. If they can understand fermentation, then they can grasp caseiculture. Whether they find it gross is on them. There are native weirdos on this bitch of an Earth that are squicked out about cheese, so whatever. Their loss, and more cheese for me.

Finally an explanation for us aliens now to abduct these cows so i can put this substance in my organ based breakfast

I love how at no point the narrator makes it clear that humans use the milk of other animals for all of these purposes

Except in Mad Max, where it is, in fact, human milk.

Hey, so these videos are really really cool and I like them a lot. Your jokes are fun, the drawings are great and the subject of most videos are generally things that I'm also interested in. You have great delivery and the general vibe is that you put a great deal of effort into these videos because you enjoy making them, which is the most important part imo. keep it up!! you're doing great.

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Genuinely stunned this channel isn't way more popular. Maybe I just got here early

Subbed for ice cream 🍦👌🏽🫡

Technically it is filtered blood plasma of said animals then enriched with fats and proteins by those animals glands.

1:53 processed seed paste and psychoactive seed broth.

Milk is fun stuff but maybe those aliens shant goof up such a beloved delicacy and just stick to water

RUclips has never before and likely never will recommend me a video more perfectly in line with my interests than this

explain milk to a alien without being biased by carnism. explain reality in detail. the forced impregnations, the taking away the calf so we humans can drink cow milk for a baby cow. explain to alien that most humans are unable to consume milk without getting sick as adult humans except mutants are able to do this. then that we later also brutally kill these cows. do we need to? no. do we have a happy cow on the package whilst the same cow already died from a knife in their throat? yes. do we use advertisements and lies to get everyone in to this deathcult? yes. we love carnism. we love the carnist ideology so much that just calling it what it is is seen as "strange" and being a non carnist is seen as "extreme" as not wanting to harm animals when we don't need to is "extreme" now welcome alien lifeform. please ignore that we love basing our values of other sentient beings on arbitrary bs just to excuse our speciesism. we're a loveable bunch and aliens have nothing to fear from interacting with humans. and we have no fear of interacting with nice aliens in the future as we are totally not human supremacists who would love some space racism! good thing we as humans are able to reflect on our beliefs and actions and change them to align with our values. a great good to read is undoing human supremacy, even if you don't care about animals and only humans carnism is a ideology that directly lead to human oppression. this was all a joke! i'm a baby cow and i want all the milk for myself! please give me back my mothers milk! moo moo moo. i have not seen her since i was born, the human men took me away i could hear her screaming for me, i could hear the screams for days, then she stopped from exhaustion and the men took her away to the happy farm the happy puppies go to but with extra niceness! as she was a downer who did not produce as much anymore from the severe depression, moo moo

Wait until they hear that 68% of the population is lactose intolerant and that we couldn’t even drink milk before we brute forced it into our evolution by drinking it from cows until nature gave up and let us digest it

I don’t like how accurate this is lmao

I like how he has to explain whole spicies and their cycles but considers that aliens know waffles or gym bros

I am watching this while a hurricane is going on outside. :)

Is any one else hearing melk?

Actually, the fluorescent squares are legally not allowed to call themselves cheese, they are “cheese product”

Do the video about death. I would love that. Please make it

Mmmmmmm cow secretions.

heard humans are so obsessed with milk they named their galaxy after it. scary stuff.

“If you aren’t aware, humans have faces” I totally -didn’t- kn -o- ew that

this video has a million views to me

we take so many things for granted, yet if you think about it a lot of stuff in our daily lives is weirder than fiction...

There's a document in Morrowind's Tamriel Rebuilt mod that uses this joke perfectly. Some Dunmer manages to cast milk and cheese as peak human nastiness.

2:39 BILL CIPHER!!!!!!!

my neighbors truck has 2 nuts... & nuts as in 2 giant fist sized hardware nuts.🔩

Well it may seem strange but consider our livestock animals can eat things humans cant, they can turn indigestible grasses into nutritious milks. Thats why they drink other species milk. The cheese serves as a tasty way to preserve the otherwise easily spoiled milk.

This reminded me of this scene from Green Lantern TAS: ruclips.net/video/tCVXpmfUwjM/видео.html

The lesson is that we should stop drinking cow milk and drink breast milk instead

You forgot to mention that playing football can actually be quite dangerous to humans! Even with a helmet, their soft brains are bound to get damaged by how much they are knocked around, causing health issues later down the line.

I like how the concept of milk is explained so thoroughly but the aliens are expected to understand what gym bros and waffles are with no further explanation