Why’d you join the military

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  • Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @DiegoForReal
    @DiegoForReal 3 месяца назад +220054

    "To shower with dudes"
    Bro was going straight to the point

    • @Toenail_VR
      @Toenail_VR 3 месяца назад +5921

      Going gay to the point

    • @user-pandypanda
      @user-pandypanda 3 месяца назад +831

      @@Toenail_VR i see what you did there

    • @HybridYTube
      @HybridYTube 3 месяца назад +181

      😂😂😂

    • @TheShrimpLife
      @TheShrimpLife 3 месяца назад +223

      @@Toenail_VRwhy was that pun genius

    • @Legomannsmells
      @Legomannsmells 3 месяца назад +281

      Bro shoulda joined the navy

  • @mikaelcanada1833
    @mikaelcanada1833 3 месяца назад +22078

    for my mom's papers.
    That's touching.
    God blesses you and you all.

    • @rumbledumpthumpershaker6735
      @rumbledumpthumpershaker6735 3 месяца назад

      Not really. It means her mother is a criminal and here.

    • @deletedcomment2478
      @deletedcomment2478 3 месяца назад +98

      Literally all her mother has to do is walk across the border and ask for asylum 😂 she got tricked 😅

    • @Plumyboi
      @Plumyboi 3 месяца назад +354

      ​@@deletedcomment2478 yeah that's all totally

    • @mariamedina7177
      @mariamedina7177 3 месяца назад

      ​@@PlumyboiPeople now days have more brain rot from idiots that don't know anything instead of brains

    • @dannysanchez1925
      @dannysanchez1925 3 месяца назад +85

      ​@deletedcomment2478 apparently not but go off king

  • @Doge1234.
    @Doge1234. 3 месяца назад +79081

    “For my country” with the little jump got me cracking up😂😂

  • @surveysays731
    @surveysays731 2 месяца назад +375

    “To Stop Selling Dope”
    Best Answer I have SO much respect for him…..he saw an out and went for it.
    Dude I hope you’re living your best life now!!!

  • @rj5801
    @rj5801 2 месяца назад +28729

    "She's an immmagraaaaant" had some flare on it. 😂😂

    • @kemsatofficial
      @kemsatofficial 2 месяца назад +180

      🎶 Immigrant 🎶

    • @sgunzz8820
      @sgunzz8820 2 месяца назад +84

      Low Key had me snap to it 😂 shit was a vibe for a second

    • @dafutureexwife
      @dafutureexwife 2 месяца назад +64

      The ad lib "She's an immagraaaannnnt" took me all the way dafuq out!!!! I joined the Army to follow my at that time fiancė. Then I got arrested and had to really go!!! I swear Florida shenanigans will get you caught up!!!😂😂😂😂

    • @danieljames854
      @danieljames854 2 месяца назад +4

      Flair*

    • @JackMarrow-q5g
      @JackMarrow-q5g 2 месяца назад +3

      Beat me to it mate

  • @BlizV2
    @BlizV2 3 месяца назад +34139

    “I wAs iN hOmE dEpOt WoRkInG-” got me so good 😂

    • @_PixelPie_
      @_PixelPie_ 3 месяца назад +72

      Fr lol

    • @TheThedisliker
      @TheThedisliker 3 месяца назад +33

      I dont get it

    • @lulianjuliuswassbach
      @lulianjuliuswassbach 3 месяца назад

      ​@@TheThedisliker apparently a lot of illegal Latino migrants work in home depot

    • @michaelczesnozki1671
      @michaelczesnozki1671 3 месяца назад +482

      @@TheThedislikerrecruiters target Home Depot’s for some reason

    • @Reminous08
      @Reminous08 3 месяца назад +268

      @@TheThedislikerreal answer is a lot of illegal immigrant workers etc wait at Home Depot cuz sometimes contractors need people to do the harsh manual labor and they grab some ppl from Home Depot to do it for them

  • @WarlordChaos
    @WarlordChaos 2 месяца назад +5688

    ramirez took me OUTTTT!!! the accent and the “i was in home depot working” LMFAOOOOO 😭😂😂💀

    • @tails20342
      @tails20342 2 месяца назад +8

      lol

    • @heartboyxo2496
      @heartboyxo2496 2 месяца назад +48

      "Chu need to get de grrrrreeeen carrrd" 😂😂

    • @vl1180
      @vl1180 2 месяца назад +19

      They busting out laughing before he said it took me out😂

    • @dizzymindy6024
      @dizzymindy6024 2 месяца назад +2

      I know, I lost it!!! And everyone else is asleep, and here I am laughing my ass off.

    • @lack.lusterr
      @lack.lusterr Месяц назад +2

      real tho lol

  • @nefertitikingdom6200
    @nefertitikingdom6200 2 месяца назад +1306

    "I flipped a coin." Was the
    unluckiest 😂 bless her

    • @llllIIlIlI
      @llllIIlIlI 2 месяца назад +8

      She looks so innocent I hope they dont make women go into warzones.

    • @jensritchie
      @jensritchie Месяц назад +16

      @@llllIIlIlImy brother they do they just don’t publicize it much

    • @MitchelEBERECHUKWU1
      @MitchelEBERECHUKWU1 Месяц назад

      AMEN 🙏🏼🙌🏼🔥

    • @Gentleman_Ghoul
      @Gentleman_Ghoul 25 дней назад

      I was like : WHAT? 😱

    • @2-Way-GlueGuy
      @2-Way-GlueGuy 19 дней назад

      @@llllIIlIlIWdym where the equality man women, thing they all deserve to join the army

  • @Ace4deuce
    @Ace4deuce 3 месяца назад +65833

    To stop selling dope is actually a valid reason. Respect to him

    • @swtx518
      @swtx518 3 месяца назад +504

      And "too kill people"... 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @DenalisMusic-l3o
      @DenalisMusic-l3o 3 месяца назад +337

      About half of these were valid reasons.

    • @Valscorn01
      @Valscorn01 3 месяца назад +160

      For real. I hope the guy gets the help the army can give him.

    • @Ihatetheground
      @Ihatetheground 3 месяца назад +19

      He looks like diddy

    • @solaireofastora8829
      @solaireofastora8829 3 месяца назад +95

      @@swtx518 yep thats generally what happens in wartime you kill your enemy

  • @cynthiasaucedo279
    @cynthiasaucedo279 3 месяца назад +46855

    All of the other ones were hilarious but the last girl, “For my moms papers” was so sweet 😭😭

    • @Zoelle-hd7kt
      @Zoelle-hd7kt 3 месяца назад +130

      Ik 😌

    • @harrisd1983
      @harrisd1983 3 месяца назад +210

      What about the first one when he said for my country

    • @cynthiasaucedo279
      @cynthiasaucedo279 3 месяца назад +36

      @ Yes and that one! I guess I missed it 😅

    • @Killing-Spree
      @Killing-Spree 3 месяца назад +2

      i was waiting for this comment

    • @sydneytimmer4616
      @sydneytimmer4616 3 месяца назад +153

      he was joking

  • @AyeooSteph
    @AyeooSteph 2 месяца назад +11913

    “For my mom’s papers” ..I thought that was the most unselfish answer. Bless her ❤

    • @Ng8D
      @Ng8D 2 месяца назад +121

      I scrolled down to look for this comment

    • @shhhlongmaster1325
      @shhhlongmaster1325 2 месяца назад +27

      Same here

    • @PaperySloth
      @PaperySloth 2 месяца назад

      Yep. Your daughter has to drill her soul to the government war machine just for your citizenship.
      God fucking bless America.

    • @DavidMcGill2015
      @DavidMcGill2015 2 месяца назад +11

      She looked like my lil bros teacher😭😭

    • @taylormacri2303
      @taylormacri2303 2 месяца назад +48

      You can see some deserved pride in her face too

  • @calebgaudette3612
    @calebgaudette3612 2 месяца назад +145

    The salute after the “FOR MY COUNTRY!!!!” had me rolling 😂

  • @djsndifn
    @djsndifn 3 месяца назад +173194

    “To stop selling dope” and “for my mom’s papers” are so real man. Lots of respect for both of them.
    Edit: could you people stop commenting

    • @DUCKTALESFOREVER-c9z
      @DUCKTALESFOREVER-c9z 3 месяца назад +687

      🫡🇺🇸

    • @Aleklolo
      @Aleklolo 3 месяца назад +4457

      they shouldn't have to join a war machine to acquire those things

    • @SeprexOG
      @SeprexOG 3 месяца назад +111

      @@Aleklolof

    • @SeprexOG
      @SeprexOG 3 месяца назад +496

      @@Aleklolofr

    • @N4styona1st
      @N4styona1st 3 месяца назад +1559

      @@Alekloloyoure right dope should be free instead

  • @SanzStLouis
    @SanzStLouis 2 месяца назад +7030

    “I thought it was a good idea at the time” is the most genuine response you’ll get

    • @Stand-back-up
      @Stand-back-up 2 месяца назад +4

      Either way it’s quotaaaaaaaaa

    • @suspeh
      @suspeh 2 месяца назад +35

      "they promise me a hellcat"

    • @chappedlips7837
      @chappedlips7837 2 месяца назад +7

      TO SHOWER WITH DUDES is the most genuine response you'll get

    • @Saebyeok02
      @Saebyeok02 Месяц назад +5

      How to explain every bad decision ever made😂😂😂

    • @4tbf616
      @4tbf616 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@chappedlips7837 that'd be honest if he was asking why'd you join the navy

  • @CallumTwidale
    @CallumTwidale 2 месяца назад +36096

    "She's an immmaaaggrraannnttt" had me dying 😂😂😂

    • @bc6354
      @bc6354 2 месяца назад +67

      Yo deadass

    • @sharneewilliams1459
      @sharneewilliams1459 2 месяца назад +69

      It's giving Kylie Jenner 🎵 'rise and shiinnneee'🎵 vibes

    • @Adityabikramnayak
      @Adityabikramnayak 2 месяца назад +1

      The second person did the same joke , niggas be high now

    • @aaravpatel11
      @aaravpatel11 2 месяца назад +26

      Hek no. That voice sounded ANNOYING af

    • @Allegro_Giusto
      @Allegro_Giusto 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@aaravpatel11 "She's an immmmigranntttttt"...just a reminder to put the voice back in yoir head 😂😝

  • @KrishnandaRadityaMooduto
    @KrishnandaRadityaMooduto 2 месяца назад +56

    😂😂“I was in Home Depot working...“ cracked me up !!! 😂😂 😂😂

  • @blub3rri_bu
    @blub3rri_bu 3 месяца назад +165874

    “Im aN iLlEgAlL bItCh”
    “ShEs aN iMmIgrAnT🎶🎶🎶”

    • @Okok19wait
      @Okok19wait 3 месяца назад +1456

      This comment is underrated

    • @SaigeSlack
      @SaigeSlack 3 месяца назад +644

      Hilarious 😂

    • @LBPFrost
      @LBPFrost 3 месяца назад +501

      Sad part is she’s lying and that’s likely the only joke she can and has made since enlisting!

    • @xMaxLoverx1
      @xMaxLoverx1 3 месяца назад +124

      Did you know tyla water is immigrant.. believe it or not​@LBPFrost

    • @Foodconsumer2137
      @Foodconsumer2137 3 месяца назад +42

      ​@@Okok19waitit's not

  • @sergiolugo9761
    @sergiolugo9761 3 месяца назад +47658

    Ramirez "was I was in homedepot working..." 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭

  • @Gifsallthetime
    @Gifsallthetime 2 месяца назад +2801

    The “to stop selling dope” was honestly real he was serious ok! Salute my brother 😊

    • @Kingthemint
      @Kingthemint 2 месяца назад +22

      Nobody’s talking about it sadly

    • @Gifsallthetime
      @Gifsallthetime 2 месяца назад +11

      Shout out to you guys for the likes ❣️

    • @yuanxiu37
      @yuanxiu37 2 месяца назад +1

      Man I still gotta sell some dope

    • @Rsb2249
      @Rsb2249 2 месяца назад

      My boy from Detroit was like that said If he didn't join he was certain he would of ended up in prison or dead! I believe him because he was always getting into sh*t!

    • @alvjkd
      @alvjkd 2 месяца назад +16

      Mad respect to him respect 🫡

  • @sidhgaming7
    @sidhgaming7 2 месяца назад +29

    "They promised me a HELLICAT" 🔥🔥🔥

    • @str4wberryjam
      @str4wberryjam 2 месяца назад

      got me crying he's so real 😭😭

  • @lcycoldbeans
    @lcycoldbeans 3 месяца назад +21619

    “FOR MY COUNTRY!!!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥

  • @yuratripwire1001
    @yuratripwire1001 3 месяца назад +12500

    The Home Depot had them cracking up 😂

    • @luismozotorres7428
      @luismozotorres7428 3 месяца назад +46

      The comedic relief 🎉

    • @drewdabrew4745
      @drewdabrew4745 3 месяца назад +118

      Dude was definitely turned the accent on for that one 😂

    • @user-xx2tf2fr7u
      @user-xx2tf2fr7u 3 месяца назад +1

      😂 me too

    • @stevern9069
      @stevern9069 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@drewdabrew4745 he couldn't even do his accent
      😭

    • @Machosause
      @Machosause 3 месяца назад +8

      It's from another video where like 2 people before them said they were recruited from home depot

  • @ARSZLB
    @ARSZLB 3 месяца назад +63775

    "i'm an illegal bitch" with that accent was fucking incredible 🤣

    • @RancidBeef-pl4qb
      @RancidBeef-pl4qb 3 месяца назад +606

      The Haitian accent was on point

    • @beans8938
      @beans8938 3 месяца назад +1246

      🎶She’s an iiiimmigrant🎶

    • @joeblow7488
      @joeblow7488 3 месяца назад +66

      The best reason ! Lol

    • @Plumyboi
      @Plumyboi 3 месяца назад +37

      The western wording with it made it so silly

    • @B4NDZCREW
      @B4NDZCREW 3 месяца назад +30

      Mama I’m a criminal 😂😂😂

  • @luckychicken808
    @luckychicken808 2 месяца назад +42

    I joined the Navy to escape abuse at home. I was an adopted unloved child. Joining the military helped me to stand on my own two feet as a black women without there support. At least the military felt some what like a family. Military people are not perfect but at least we had each others backs.❤

    • @Nomeimporta396
      @Nomeimporta396 2 месяца назад +5

      As always former foster, I am so sorry you had to go through the things you did. We never deserved to go through but unfortunately it's out responsibility to heal for the rest of our lives. I'm glad you had the Navy to help you. ❤

    • @benice3759
      @benice3759 2 месяца назад +4

      I hope one day you have a family who loves you😊

    • @dizzymindy6024
      @dizzymindy6024 2 месяца назад +5

      My mom is in assisted living. I met an old man there who was one of 9 kids. I asked how his mom handled 9 kids. He said she didn’t. He then went onto say that she sent him to an orphanage. When he turned 18, he joined the army, and that’s the first really family he ever had.

    • @thibabyag3029
      @thibabyag3029 6 дней назад

      Nobody fucked asked you

  • @Idkwhattoputhere8082
    @Idkwhattoputhere8082 3 месяца назад +18738

    "Why did you join the army? "
    "I flipped a coin.. " the fact that she sounded at the verge of tears is crazy

  • @BrookelynnVinson
    @BrookelynnVinson 3 месяца назад +18741

    “ Why did you join the army. To shower with dudes “
    🤣 that cracked me up

    • @dandysw0rld1over14
      @dandysw0rld1over14 3 месяца назад +86

      FR like no ones talking about that 💀💀

    • @DeanPorter-x5k
      @DeanPorter-x5k 3 месяца назад +48

      I was dying when I heard that😂

    • @_Name_Not_Found_
      @_Name_Not_Found_ 3 месяца назад +46

      Bro had no hesitation

    • @DeaconBlu35
      @DeaconBlu35 3 месяца назад +21

      Eh the whole “gay is the punchline” thing wears off after seeing it the thousandth time

    • @ValianceXx
      @ValianceXx 3 месяца назад +12

      Bro this is a fact. Some of those dudes peter watch. It happened a couple times when I was in lol

  • @KingGrippy
    @KingGrippy 3 месяца назад +5359

    When he said "for my country!" And the guy said "type shit" that got me 😭

    • @SayWhatAgainMF
      @SayWhatAgainMF 3 месяца назад +7

      He said "touch it!".

    • @qirqkadi
      @qirqkadi 3 месяца назад +150

      @@SayWhatAgainMF no he didnt lmao that doesnt even make sense

    • @elitemation
      @elitemation 3 месяца назад +18

      @@SayWhatAgainMFhe didnt

    • @nanonunio
      @nanonunio 3 месяца назад +4

      I thought it was the kid from the ps3 video "pstweeeeeee"

    • @SayWhatAgainMF
      @SayWhatAgainMF 3 месяца назад +2

      @@elitemation he did.

  • @marisoltapia4913
    @marisoltapia4913 Месяц назад +10

    “FOR MY COUNTRY!” And his jump😭 and Ramirez was so funny and the accent 😭

  • @ernesttaylor5015
    @ernesttaylor5015 3 месяца назад +6713

    “Why u joined the army?”
    ‘’ I NEeD mY cItIzENsHiP. Im aN ✨iLLiGal BiTcH✨”
    “🎵sHeS aN iMmIgRaNt✨✨🎵”

  • @alex05065
    @alex05065 3 месяца назад +30159

    🎶She’s an immigraaant🎶 caught me way off-guard. Shi was smooth like butter 😂
    Thanks for all the likes. Y’all have made this my most liked comment so far lol.

    • @judeau15
      @judeau15 3 месяца назад +51

      For real

    • @JenniferMiller-jr3vj
      @JenniferMiller-jr3vj 3 месяца назад +64

      Bro I literally got yelled at because I laughed so hard at that part
      Edit: omg thx for 60 likes most of my comments get nothing and people ingore me

    • @GreysonTavares-y4q
      @GreysonTavares-y4q 3 месяца назад +80

      Like a criminal under cover

    • @Black-jg7pg
      @Black-jg7pg 3 месяца назад +8

      Fr

    • @horror.loverr22
      @horror.loverr22 3 месяца назад +5

      I was dying 😂😂

  • @crsjhn
    @crsjhn 3 месяца назад +17730

    If the soldier is named "Ramirez", you'll know he's a legend. 🤣

    • @joerahme9030
      @joerahme9030 3 месяца назад +785

      RAMIREZ!!! PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN!!!

    • @cameronheffernan6859
      @cameronheffernan6859 3 месяца назад +244

      Ramirez is the best person i've worked with lmao he's a workhorse

    • @michaelr5835
      @michaelr5835 3 месяца назад +200

      Never met a bad Ramirez

    • @aaronlijo5801
      @aaronlijo5801 3 месяца назад +53

      ​@@michaelr5835what about Richard Ramirez?

    • @cameronheffernan6859
      @cameronheffernan6859 3 месяца назад +91

      @@michaelr5835 im talking about that specific ramirez in the video though, i worked with him..good dude

  • @jaydaville1105
    @jaydaville1105 2 месяца назад +11

    The "I was working at Home Depot" line had me dying😂😂

  • @Rage4me2
    @Rage4me2 2 месяца назад +2092

    “I was in Home Depot working -“
    Military : “your in “

    • @yomommashaus
      @yomommashaus 2 месяца назад +44

      that guy didnt even remember the transition they got him so fast lmao

    • @TheRealStellaNoWine
      @TheRealStellaNoWine 2 месяца назад +1

      Lmboooooo

    • @MrCozin-kd9mb
      @MrCozin-kd9mb 2 месяца назад +1

      He might be the same dude from..."Hello Mr George... how much you pay for the new guy"

  • @4evrkg
    @4evrkg 2 месяца назад +7888

    “to get my mom’s papers” & “to stop selling dope” made me tear up. i hope those two are doing amazing.

    • @owner12
      @owner12 2 месяца назад

      Omagad 😂 Criminals in army. Maybe they should try to find a normal job?

    • @MyAllysun
      @MyAllysun 2 месяца назад +5

      ❤❤❤

    • @TannerGoated
      @TannerGoated 2 месяца назад +18

      Notice they black 😂

    • @Yourfav_chillguy
      @Yourfav_chillguy 2 месяца назад +83

      @@TannerGoatedthat’s rude

    • @Yourfav_chillguy
      @Yourfav_chillguy 2 месяца назад +65

      @@TannerGoatedand racism

  • @yarelyespinoza-c8u
    @yarelyespinoza-c8u 3 месяца назад +10604

    "I flipped a coin" and "I was working in home depot" are the funniest ones OMG I have never got this many likes thank u so much!

    • @clairbby5436
      @clairbby5436 3 месяца назад +65

      don’t forget curiosity 😭

    • @matthiasknutzen6061
      @matthiasknutzen6061 3 месяца назад +17

      What if the other side of the coin was something really dark... But hopefully it was work at Walmart or something

    • @HACPOA_agent_153
      @HACPOA_agent_153 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah 😂😂😂😂

    • @danielhall6578
      @danielhall6578 3 месяца назад

      ​@@matthiasknutzen6061 it was probably stripper or army.

    • @Sazgzz
      @Sazgzz 3 месяца назад

      Nah bro "I am a illegal bitch"

  • @spiritualeefeminine8075
    @spiritualeefeminine8075 Месяц назад +2

    "To stop selling dope" i felt so proud of that guy when he said that. I dont even know him but thats what i wanted to do to get out of the streets too back in the day but never did. His response was personal for me. Proud of you sir!!

  • @Journeyseeker6657
    @Journeyseeker6657 3 месяца назад +10383

    Shes an immugraaaant 🎶🎵🎶🎵

    • @Aylee23
      @Aylee23 3 месяца назад +40

      She is immigrant, (maniac) immigrant (maniac) on the floor lol

    • @gp37521
      @gp37521 3 месяца назад +19

      One that can sing

    • @Live4living
      @Live4living 3 месяца назад +34

      ​@@thegreatestkhan The worst kind of soldier is one that won't see a fight a day in their life.. COUGH COUGH

    • @kissingthehomies
      @kissingthehomies 3 месяца назад

      ​@@thegreatestkhan You should have respect for anyone willing to fight for a country that doesn't even want them, she's making an effort to get citizenship so don't use that as an excuse for blatant racism. You can go take her place if all you're willing to do is cry about it.

    • @thegreatestkhan
      @thegreatestkhan 3 месяца назад +7

      @@Live4living horrible assumption on your end, I was in the navy for 15 years, I’ve had my fair share of experiences, my great grandfather fought in the pacific theater. My initial comment still stands.

  • @benjaminlumbayi9424
    @benjaminlumbayi9424 2 месяца назад +2234

    *“I flipped a coin”* is crazzzyyyy😂💀

    • @ledtargaouschi5831
      @ledtargaouschi5831 2 месяца назад +42

      she's cute as hell

    • @TornadoVT
      @TornadoVT 2 месяца назад +5

      ​@@ledtargaouschi5831amen to that

    • @jameshawk2470
      @jameshawk2470 2 месяца назад

      @@ledtargaouschi5831 hell aint cute, but go on i guess. simp away

    • @NorthEastTana
      @NorthEastTana 2 месяца назад +3

      @@ledtargaouschi5831she looks like every other snow bunny

    • @dantethunderstone2118
      @dantethunderstone2118 2 месяца назад

      Don’t fall for it, she’s psyops

  • @PaigeingDrBeat
    @PaigeingDrBeat 2 месяца назад +2042

    “they promised me a hellcat” bro thats wild 😭🙏

  • @lori-n1s
    @lori-n1s Месяц назад +1

    "To shower with dudes" idk why but the way he said it reminded me of my math teacher 😭

  • @AaliyahEscalona
    @AaliyahEscalona 3 месяца назад +4891

    "to get my mom's papers" is actually so sweet and admirable. It's like a way to sacrifice for all the sacrifice they went through raising their children.

    • @noxplay4906
      @noxplay4906 3 месяца назад

      Well it's better than just doing nothing and leeching off of taxpayer dollars from American citizens but still broke the law to enter.

    • @Reelix
      @Reelix 2 месяца назад +73

      The children didn't choose to be born - Forcing them to sacrifice for something they had no choice in is quite a scummy move...

    • @VixFate__
      @VixFate__ 2 месяца назад +54

      @@Reelix No one forced them to sacrifice themselves so

    • @IdAefixBE
      @IdAefixBE 2 месяца назад +26

      @@VixFate__ How did they not force them if that's the only way they got to stay there though ?

    • @ianover6838
      @ianover6838 2 месяца назад +12

      @@IdAefixBE Whose fault is it that they were born in that situation though?

  • @JosiahPeterkin
    @JosiahPeterkin 2 месяца назад +4422

    “I was in Home Depot working “ spoken like a real Hispanic LMAO I fuckin love y’all

    • @gowest21
      @gowest21 2 месяца назад +55

      Sounds like an Indian

    • @JerryGeckoLeopard
      @JerryGeckoLeopard 2 месяца назад +43

      He sounds Mexican to me, I wish it was a Cuban tho that wouldn't be English, it would be SpAnGliSh

    • @emily.33jk3
      @emily.33jk3 2 месяца назад +1

      @@gowest21 youve never met a poc ever bru

    • @death__ray
      @death__ray 2 месяца назад +38

      ​@@gowest21 Martínez is definitely not indian lol

    • @KaseyJohnson-z2v
      @KaseyJohnson-z2v 2 месяца назад +16

      He def went into Indian accent at the end

  • @MiraAmira-7
    @MiraAmira-7 3 месяца назад +2824

    "I flipped a coin"
    Ican't😭😭

    • @RandomSoul-i7i
      @RandomSoul-i7i 3 месяца назад +4

      FR😭

    • @pingu3245
      @pingu3245 3 месяца назад +14

      Flipping a coin is really easy
      Dk how u can't do that

    • @Bloomie23
      @Bloomie23 3 месяца назад

      @@pingu3245 ?

    • @pingu3245
      @pingu3245 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Bloomie23 he said he cant flip a coin

    • @Bloomie23
      @Bloomie23 3 месяца назад +1

      @@pingu3245 he didnt mean that-

  • @smiraclec
    @smiraclec Месяц назад +2

    I love the mixture of serious answer and a some of them joking 😂😂 it makes me wonder who was actu serious😭😭

  • @Shogunofthewaffles
    @Shogunofthewaffles 3 месяца назад +5996

    "to shower with dudes 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥"

    • @RmX.
      @RmX. 3 месяца назад +37

      do women shower with dudes too in military?

    • @Nevermind_22
      @Nevermind_22 3 месяца назад +7

      Valid

    • @Shogunofthewaffles
      @Shogunofthewaffles 3 месяца назад +45

      @@RmX. depends. no, sex in active duty doesn't happen a lot it's not a massive thing.

    • @SPC_Dinkers
      @SPC_Dinkers 3 месяца назад +23

      @@Shogunofthewaffles I’m sorry what? You said sex IS NOT a big thing in active duty?

    • @butternnutz
      @butternnutz 3 месяца назад +58

      @@Shogunofthewaffles bro if you think that your girl is def the barracks bunny and your just coping

  • @AlexisJones-y6t
    @AlexisJones-y6t 3 месяца назад +1070

    "curiosity... that's it" yeah thats one HECK of a response

  • @bugletsa
    @bugletsa 3 месяца назад +3054

    "to shower with dudes" and "I flipped a coin" got me laughing

    • @ILiaGeTi
      @ILiaGeTi 3 месяца назад +3

      LOL TRUE

    • @sbcs2809
      @sbcs2809 3 месяца назад +11

      Everyone saying that but noones talking about
      "To kill people" 😂😂

    • @Yumiko_kojiji
      @Yumiko_kojiji 3 месяца назад +1

      The i flipped a coin gives me (i feel like ik from somewere oh its kanao from kny/demon slayer )

    • @_xiryu_
      @_xiryu_ 3 месяца назад

      isnt the person who said i flipped a coin from young sheldon?

    • @_xiryu_
      @_xiryu_ 3 месяца назад

      like paige

  • @MichaelHaywood-d5k
    @MichaelHaywood-d5k Месяц назад +2

    First dude is hilarious he said "for my country"!!

  • @MattFournier-wj8zk
    @MattFournier-wj8zk 3 месяца назад +4829

    "i filpped a coin..." bro sounds so..DePrEsSeD

    • @Diego-pego
      @Diego-pego 3 месяца назад +22

      Naw that's so sad

    • @iitstre_4550
      @iitstre_4550 3 месяца назад +74

      Honestly… she’s right though. Sometimes it really be that quick. I got fired from a job and left a month later. 6 years on… I still kinda wish I never went but this next contract should be better so… 🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @VoiceActingGod
      @VoiceActingGod 3 месяца назад

      she's kinda hot tho ngl

    • @GreenyProductions-ed7kp
      @GreenyProductions-ed7kp 3 месяца назад +10

      a coin also decided my fate if i was gonna join the interschool

    • @sleazyschlock4153
      @sleazyschlock4153 3 месяца назад

      now they are flipping her?

  • @Dr-Dre
    @Dr-Dre 3 месяца назад +28137

    bro said "kill people" with ZERO HESITATION... Keep an eye on that lad lmfao

    • @eljoelo2459
      @eljoelo2459 3 месяца назад +1118

      he should go in first every time

    • @alexandersheridan2179
      @alexandersheridan2179 3 месяца назад +1298

      "to kill people," 'and not go to jail for it' 😂

    • @Machosause
      @Machosause 3 месяца назад +360

      Legend has it that saying this during your interview will guarantee a spot in the Marines

    • @rolopolo1472
      @rolopolo1472 3 месяца назад +343

      As soon as he hears medic down he the first to make war crimes

    • @luisandernajera9766
      @luisandernajera9766 3 месяца назад +37

      @@Machosausetheres no interview

  • @bryanschiavone4760
    @bryanschiavone4760 3 месяца назад +5419

    The last girl gave up her sanity just so her mom can have papers. Now that’s love

    • @swaveey888
      @swaveey888 3 месяца назад +42

      i just farted

    • @LuisLopez-cm1ih
      @LuisLopez-cm1ih 3 месяца назад

      Bro I mean u should of ask her to give her green card as soon as u sign up now after your first deployment get her citizenship fuk that she bred a SOLDIER SHE DESERVES IT!!

    • @ToDoGoodWill
      @ToDoGoodWill 3 месяца назад +116

      Yeah same, my parents were separated, my dad brought us here. So my sister joined the navy just to get her.

    • @NinsiimaJulian-yq1qh
      @NinsiimaJulian-yq1qh 3 месяца назад +11

      Did she join you later 🥺​@@ToDoGoodWill

    • @determinant5231
      @determinant5231 3 месяца назад +52

      I salute the last girl serving Our Country and doing it for Her Mother.🌷

  • @Moon-oh3yw
    @Moon-oh3yw Месяц назад +2

    that last one was genuine and sad

  • @anteazi
    @anteazi 3 месяца назад +3337

    "I was promised a hellcat"
    Bro really that easy to bribe 😂

    • @pupupu2029
      @pupupu2029 3 месяца назад +17

      What is hellcat?

    • @jrmin9617
      @jrmin9617 3 месяца назад +53

      ​@@pupupu2029a luxury car, I think. Don't take my word for it tho, I didn't Google that.

    • @HandsomeT-z4l
      @HandsomeT-z4l 3 месяца назад +20

      ​@@jrmin9617isn't it a Tank Destroyer named "Hellcat"?

    • @jrmin9617
      @jrmin9617 3 месяца назад +27

      @@HandsomeT-z4l alright, so I did the googling and per wiki, under this context:
      Military / firearms
      Grumman F6F Hellcat, the primary United States Navy aircraft carrier fighter in the second half of World War II
      M18 Hellcat, a United States tank destroyer used in World War II.
      12th Armored Division (United States), nicknamed the Hellcat Division (or Hellcats for short)
      Short Hellcat, a planned air-to-surface variant of the Seacat missile
      Springfield Armory Hellcat, a 9mm pistol made by Springfield Armory, Inc.
      Transport
      Chrysler Hemi Hellcat, a supercharged engine option of the following vehicles
      Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat
      Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat
      Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT Trackhawk
      Melling Hellcat, a sports car

    • @lunacyhillstar
      @lunacyhillstar 3 месяца назад +5

      @@pupupu2029p sure it’s like a car set or engine or something like that but in the situation they probably promised him a dodge car

  • @MillieMub
    @MillieMub 3 месяца назад +11683

    "why did u join the army?"
    "to kill people"
    caught me WAY of guard 💀💀💀

    • @Sadgelizor
      @Sadgelizor 3 месяца назад +227

      So based

    • @LeaderOfRevalutions
      @LeaderOfRevalutions 3 месяца назад +142

      Relatable

    • @ScrubbaDubDub
      @ScrubbaDubDub 3 месяца назад +98

      ​@@namelessguy122 Fight like hell, Terminator!

    • @maxdekudess3354
      @maxdekudess3354 3 месяца назад

      ​@@namelessguy122what the fuck that's messed up. And if you're joking your humor is disgusting

    • @hedoroti
      @hedoroti 3 месяца назад +85

      ​@@namelessguy122yeah sure buddy. You cant act like people can't easily find out about you irl 🥹😝🥹😝🥹😝

  • @buddy0310
    @buddy0310 3 месяца назад +1955

    The guy who wanted to stop selling dope and the girl who wanted to get papers for her mom are two respectable people.

    • @eli3998
      @eli3998 3 месяца назад +25

      Counterargument: losing a coinflip is real as hell

    • @youngindatruth
      @youngindatruth 3 месяца назад +3

      Ur mom is a respectable person

    • @buddy0310
      @buddy0310 3 месяца назад +4

      @@youngindatruth thank you 😊

    • @misterbasileo
      @misterbasileo 3 месяца назад +4

      Then there is the guy who said "to kill People"

    • @itzAurora_Xoxo
      @itzAurora_Xoxo 2 месяца назад

      Yeah good for that guy

  • @ummasenthil2676
    @ummasenthil2676 2 месяца назад +3

    "For my mother's papers" got me tearing...

  • @HT_Alfonso
    @HT_Alfonso 2 месяца назад +1600

    “They promised me a hellcat” Hope they get you your hellcat brother

    • @luciferseven1426
      @luciferseven1426 2 месяца назад +19

      Hope he made it back to a hellcat

    • @jasonatkins6111
      @jasonatkins6111 2 месяца назад +5

      Best program for the Army - they almot never have to deliver

    • @jjs_arkade
      @jjs_arkade 2 месяца назад +3

      Nah buy he'll go through hell and get lots of cat so win

    • @sal8361
      @sal8361 2 месяца назад +4

      lol the stereotype is too real 😂😂😂

    • @giovaniquiroga5627
      @giovaniquiroga5627 2 месяца назад +2

      From hellcat to helicopter bro

  • @DraganDedios
    @DraganDedios 3 месяца назад +889

    "TO shower with dudes" the fastest answer I heard all day

  • @ManTeybor
    @ManTeybor 2 месяца назад +6056

    The last one, "for my mom's papers" she's an angel, God bless you 😭

    • @joshuah5556
      @joshuah5556 2 месяца назад +132

      Yeah, and it sorta makes me sad at the same time that it was/looked like the easiest way to get family naturalized.

    • @cottoncandiez8872
      @cottoncandiez8872 2 месяца назад +6

      ​@@joshuah5556why is that sad

    • @kennethpierson1234
      @kennethpierson1234 2 месяца назад +6

      Yeah that hit me

    • @mohamedmosa6326
      @mohamedmosa6326 2 месяца назад +17

      Angel being used sadly

    • @geroutathat
      @geroutathat 2 месяца назад +17

      @@cottoncandiez8872 There are so many people doing it just for a greencard/migrant status that every single one of them jokes about it. This is why you couldn't beat the taliban.

  • @KaylaEwura
    @KaylaEwura 2 месяца назад +3

    ✨️fOr mY cOuNtRy✨️✨️🔥 has to be the funniest😂😂😂😂😂

  • @snowy_loves_you
    @snowy_loves_you 3 месяца назад +743

    “I’m an illegal b!tch, SHES AN IMMIGRANTTTT 🎶” it got me rolling 😂

  • @jayholiday9020
    @jayholiday9020 3 месяца назад +1474

    “They promised me a Hellcat” is crazy work 😂😂

    • @MrwhoTv5729
      @MrwhoTv5729 3 месяца назад +3

      Lhh

    • @GoudaTheCavalier
      @GoudaTheCavalier 3 месяца назад +21

      He def not getting a hellcat. If he does hes leasing at 120% apr and living inside of it

    • @LukeGfuel
      @LukeGfuel 3 месяца назад +2

      U joined youtube in 2014 dayummmm

    • @remixxy
      @remixxy 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@LukeGfuel only 2014?

    • @gerradwalker346
      @gerradwalker346 2 месяца назад

      Doesn't sound like he got it yet.

  • @I_Luv_DILFS
    @I_Luv_DILFS 3 месяца назад +2256

    “For my moms papers” is actually really heartwarming

    • @quizillafreak
      @quizillafreak 2 месяца назад +76

      Weird how I see it as heartbreaking that it's necessary.

    • @user-xedwsg
      @user-xedwsg 2 месяца назад +4

      ​@quizillafreak it's not that deep

    • @jinfin221
      @jinfin221 2 месяца назад +1

      Sus.

    • @sopronunciareglignocchi7255
      @sopronunciareglignocchi7255 2 месяца назад

      Not really - she should be deported.

    • @realisthmong
      @realisthmong 2 месяца назад +12

      @@jinfin221more deserving than someone who lives in his moms basement with no purpose or contribution to US society.

  • @owenschwartz5981
    @owenschwartz5981 Месяц назад

    The Home Depot one has always been a classic lmfao

  • @anthonyoliveiraribeiro6646
    @anthonyoliveiraribeiro6646 3 месяца назад +419

    That "FO MY COUNTUYYYYY" "Type shi" sequence got me 😂😂

  • @valentinmora1006
    @valentinmora1006 2 месяца назад +559

    "CURIOSITY " Has so many meanings!!!😂😂

    • @hanazeru
      @hanazeru 2 месяца назад +1

      is she rudy?

    • @liamgo4715
      @liamgo4715 2 месяца назад

      ​@@hanazerulol right

    • @dan8426
      @dan8426 2 месяца назад

      I could tell when she said "that's it" , it was actually not the reason.

    • @eduardoaguilar8733
      @eduardoaguilar8733 2 месяца назад

      She’s a berrics bunny

  • @iamkonus
    @iamkonus 2 месяца назад +859

    «I don’t know man, i thought it was a good idéa at the time»😭🤣

    • @sjb4280
      @sjb4280 2 месяца назад +11

      "At the time" being key lol my guess is he feel a little different now 😅

    • @FreeSpiritInGod
      @FreeSpiritInGod 2 месяца назад

      …bro”.*

    • @mohammadyasir4953
      @mohammadyasir4953 2 месяца назад

      Same condition 😅

  • @cameronkedas3375
    @cameronkedas3375 21 час назад

    Love all the laughter after “So I was in a Home Depot working-“
    😂😂

  • @Area_51_Official
    @Area_51_Official 3 месяца назад +10721

    “To get away from North Carolina, just go go back” bro really thought he was escaping 😂
    Hey ;)

    • @JORO9
      @JORO9 3 месяца назад +118

      I’m from NC and it’s an underrated state

    • @ILuvsducksalot
      @ILuvsducksalot 3 месяца назад +90

      Idk why NC gets so much hate lol it’s not that bad 😭

    • @luwbz
      @luwbz 3 месяца назад +48

      Goated state honestly. I live in concord and it’s simple yet feels good for a suburban area.

    • @jasiahmedley9816
      @jasiahmedley9816 3 месяца назад +22

      I'm from NC and it's not bad here 😅😂

    • @Funebunne
      @Funebunne 3 месяца назад +32

      Im from north carolina... I've been trying to leave for years, everytime you try to leave, you run out of gas and get towed to the nearest gas station ( 50 miles inside of north carolina) or your engine explodes, or you get robbed

  • @scootscoot327
    @scootscoot327 3 месяца назад +2275

    "Sounded like a good idea at the time" i feel that 😂

    • @brohansolo4122
      @brohansolo4122 3 месяца назад +16

      That’s how I felt first morning waking up at boot…

    • @VerySpecialEDD
      @VerySpecialEDD 3 месяца назад +6

      yup right up there next to I flipped a coin

  • @kathypince515
    @kathypince515 3 месяца назад +740

    I’m from North Carolina and I felt the guy who joined just to get away from it lol
    -a teenage North Carolinian

    • @inseungwoonamewestan1196
      @inseungwoonamewestan1196 3 месяца назад +2

      What's wrong with North Carolina??

    • @dylanpeterson3490
      @dylanpeterson3490 3 месяца назад +1

      @kathypince515 do you live in jacksonville? LOL

    • @kathypince515
      @kathypince515 3 месяца назад +1

      @@dylanpeterson3490 I live in the Charlotte area lol

    • @kathypince515
      @kathypince515 3 месяца назад +4

      @@inseungwoonamewestan1196 mostly unpredictable weather and overall just some shitty ppl, at Lesa’s where I am

    • @AkiraTux
      @AkiraTux 3 месяца назад +1

      Have you tried joining the-

  • @jamoore2581
    @jamoore2581 Месяц назад

    For their papers, those were the only serious answers. Respect 🙏
    Hope this is old and those papers were pushed through already cause that shit is bout to be over saddly

  • @londanilonselepoetzwane1449
    @londanilonselepoetzwane1449 2 месяца назад +866

    "I Need My Citizenship, Im An Illegal Bitch" & Accent Had Me But That "She's An Immigrant" Just Killed Me🤣🤣🤣..

  • @United_states_of_america90
    @United_states_of_america90 3 месяца назад +632

    “My high school teacher said I could” and the first one where he said “for my country” in the goofy ahhh voice gets me bro😂😂😂

    • @dalaisetiawan566
      @dalaisetiawan566 3 месяца назад +10

      and ramirez was working for you lmao

    • @Krystal_Rizk
      @Krystal_Rizk 3 месяца назад +3

      I’m surprised Home Depot didn’t talk about the dude who used to work in Home Depot and then just join the army randomly

    • @United_states_of_america90
      @United_states_of_america90 3 месяца назад +4

      should I be talking about that?

    • @TophMelonLord
      @TophMelonLord 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@United_states_of_america90 yes

    • @United_states_of_america90
      @United_states_of_america90 3 месяца назад

      @@TophMelonLord that fucking Mexican is crazy.

  • @customercenter7094
    @customercenter7094 2 месяца назад +66

    "For my mom papers" That is the real ultimate sacrifice.

  • @DANDYSW0RLD321
    @DANDYSW0RLD321 2 месяца назад +2

    "For my country!!😊" why did I cackle so loud 💀

  • @nancystark6587
    @nancystark6587 3 месяца назад +165

    Hello, the Soldier saying he joined to quit selling drugs was honest and wanted a better life clearly. Don't even know him but I'm SUPER PROUD of him. Not like I already wasn't for him being a soldier alone he has my respect. From Drug Dealer to American Hero is the best comeback anyone could make. Thankyou for your service Soldier, God Bless You and watch over you and keep you safe. I get to go home to family every day becasue of you and im forever grateful ❤

    • @joe_hardwick5382
      @joe_hardwick5382 2 месяца назад +1

      Yes you’re absolutely right that’s the biggest come back I’ve ever seen so far ❤❤❤❤

    • @joe_hardwick5382
      @joe_hardwick5382 2 месяца назад

      Do you know him ?

    • @robk6831
      @robk6831 2 месяца назад

      He went to Cranbrook

  • @Toni-b4e2e
    @Toni-b4e2e 3 месяца назад +276

    "To shower w/ dudes" got me dying

  • @henry_sparks
    @henry_sparks 2 месяца назад +744

    “I was in Home Depot working -“ is by far the best lol 😂

  • @nolanvargas2999
    @nolanvargas2999 22 дня назад +1

    Ramirez got me cracking up😂

  • @markpinto3926
    @markpinto3926 2 месяца назад +1528

    Top three funniest
    1. For my Country 😆😆
    2. I’m a illegal b*tch 😂😂
    3. To shower with the dudes 🤣🤣

    • @Logicalization
      @Logicalization 2 месяца назад +12

      You’re laughing. Our army is ALL brown and your laughing 😅

    • @markpinto3926
      @markpinto3926 2 месяца назад +9

      @@Logicalization oh dude 😅

    • @Searero
      @Searero 2 месяца назад +11

      @@Logicalization and now we're 50% better.

    • @Logicalization
      @Logicalization 2 месяца назад +3

      @@Searero insanity. You would never put up with this in your own country

    • @Girlandsilly
      @Girlandsilly 2 месяца назад

      @@Logicalizationnuh uh

  • @ImYou-o6d
    @ImYou-o6d 3 месяца назад +1574

    The guy that said to kill people got sum demons man 💀

    • @daylove4life
      @daylove4life 3 месяца назад +37

      Sk 4 sure. He's probably counting & keeping souvenirs.

    • @YoJaYmaNz
      @YoJaYmaNz 3 месяца назад +82

      He didn't look back or hesitate on his answer, he was dead ass 😂😂😂

    • @showusjustice523
      @showusjustice523 3 месяца назад +78

      He's the only one of them that should actually be in the military

    • @TheFIoridaMan
      @TheFIoridaMan 3 месяца назад +20

      The job that is to be a war fighter? Yeah. Thats what youre trained to ultimately do

    • @AVeryHugeMountain
      @AVeryHugeMountain 3 месяца назад

      @@daylove4life shut up 😂😂😂

  • @Kawkawcrow
    @Kawkawcrow 2 месяца назад +106

    “To get out of NC just to come right back” IS SO RELATABLE LMAOOOOO especially Cherry Pointe, you wanna talk about depression 😂

    • @keishaterrell1935
      @keishaterrell1935 2 месяца назад +1

      Fayetteville is pretty depressing too. 😑

  • @AmeliaMiztahi
    @AmeliaMiztahi Месяц назад +1

    "FOR MY COUNTRY!!!" type shit" had me DYING laughing

  • @TheAnnyParker
    @TheAnnyParker 3 месяца назад +582

    The sense of humor and humility that servicemen have is so wholesome bro

    • @cryptidnip
      @cryptidnip 3 месяца назад

      Except the one who said he joined to kill people. You’d be surprised how often that’s genuinely true.

  • @th3yluv.grac3
    @th3yluv.grac3 3 месяца назад +638

    I flipped a coin is crazy work

    • @electrasaphyra
      @electrasaphyra 3 месяца назад +12

      Lmao that's totally me! I'm debating flipping a coin on becoming a detective or doing horticulture?🤔
      Any thoughts on what I should do?
      I'd make more money being a detective, but if the world all goes to chaos more then it is now, and I need to head to the mountains and be self sufficient and live off the land, horticulture knowledge will serve me well.

    • @cforchex
      @cforchex 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@electrasaphyranext level sarcasm?

    • @electrasaphyra
      @electrasaphyra 3 месяца назад +3

      @@cforchex Naw man that wasn't sarcasm 😂

    • @th3yluv.grac3
      @th3yluv.grac3 3 месяца назад +3

      @@electrasaphyra i say study horticulture and become a detective

    • @electrasaphyra
      @electrasaphyra 3 месяца назад +6

      @@th3yluv.grac3 I decided I'm gonna go to post secondary and take Associate of Arts degree in criminology, then become a police officer then eventually work my way up to a detective.

  • @mohammadazranihamzah2542
    @mohammadazranihamzah2542 3 месяца назад +338

    "✨To ShOwEr WiTh DuDeS✨"got me laughing 🤣

  • @dragonsavery6081
    @dragonsavery6081 День назад +2

    "FoR My CoUnTrY" "type shit" "AhAhhaAhAhah"

  • @clvyboipvrti8523
    @clvyboipvrti8523 2 месяца назад +164

    The last one is probably one of the most selfless things ive ever heard

    • @SandorSoptei
      @SandorSoptei 2 месяца назад +16

      i know. shes literally potentially risking her life jusst to get her mother here

    • @zwenkwiel816
      @zwenkwiel816 2 месяца назад

      I dno, showering with dudes is a pretty good reason too...

  • @DroSmoke420
    @DroSmoke420 3 месяца назад +163

    "To stop sellin dope" is actually hella real af. Respect to that man fr

  • @SOULS_INKPEN
    @SOULS_INKPEN 3 месяца назад +203

    "to get away from NC just to come back" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ULTIMATE BLUE FALCON MOVE THE CORPS DID!!!

  • @naomihazelwood855
    @naomihazelwood855 2 месяца назад +2

    “For my country” is so cute 🥰

  • @willow_rayne6678
    @willow_rayne6678 2 месяца назад +424

    The saddest thing to me about these kinds of vids is that you can see the child in them come out...and realizing that we're sending our babies over there, and at ages where they aren't even legally able to drink or smoke. It warms my heart to see the service men and women able to have fun with the reality of their individual experiences and reasons. Some of the reasons for joining are clearly impulse decisions, and others for selfless acts for those they love. Each with their own reasons, but still so young. I love my military, but damn I wish they wouldn't take them so young.

    • @Swipernoswipingswiperno
      @Swipernoswipingswiperno 2 месяца назад +11

      If I didn’t join the military I would’ve been a baby stuck in the hood I’m glad the military took us young.

    • @Riley-kt5wr
      @Riley-kt5wr 2 месяца назад +1

      Oh, BROTHER.

    • @Zielloss
      @Zielloss 2 месяца назад +4

      Over where bro? These guys are gonna be sitting in bases for 4 years.

    • @King_Forty
      @King_Forty 2 месяца назад +16

      You need them young so that you can get them properly indoctrinated so much to never question the clandestine operations they do overseas for the bureaucrats

    • @Swipernoswipingswiperno
      @Swipernoswipingswiperno 2 месяца назад +3

      @ I disagree, the military isn’t void of critical thought or independence. Regular military aren’t engaging in clandestine operations.

  • @MorgainToday
    @MorgainToday 2 месяца назад +84

    "To stop selling dope" made me cry. He is so real, raw, repentous, sad

    • @voidzennullspace
      @voidzennullspace 2 месяца назад +2

      Came to the comments to acknowledge this as well.

    • @DGot14U
      @DGot14U 2 месяца назад +1

      And what's the chances we goes back after leaving? That's not a knock at him btw. It's a knock at how we treat veterans.

  • @s0nai
    @s0nai 2 месяца назад +173

    the "my highschool teacher said i could" guy has such a nice voice

    • @oujisanhikari18
      @oujisanhikari18 2 месяца назад +5

      he is a sweetie

    • @lewddewdero
      @lewddewdero 2 месяца назад +1

      da girls go crazy for young men with deep voices

  • @satisfactorysundays7478
    @satisfactorysundays7478 Месяц назад +1

    “She’s an immigrant” 🎶 Is gold😂😭

  • @nomofomo3995
    @nomofomo3995 2 месяца назад +37

    This Veteran's Day I salute y'all. 🦾
    Thank you for your service.🪖
    Whatever reason you had for joining.🇺🇲

  • @dereknichols5031
    @dereknichols5031 2 месяца назад +65

    That first Marine, I felt that heartbreak. I'm from Virginia. I joined to get tf out of that whole region. First duty station was North Carolina 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @trashuogaming3330
      @trashuogaming3330 2 месяца назад +1

      From, Pa, asked to be close to home, then west coast, and overseas after that. Got Hawaii. I was mad at first but holy was it chill

    • @casidollfacekilla8723
      @casidollfacekilla8723 2 месяца назад

      Heeey now. Fayetteville here- I feel that to my core.😊

  • @ThesuiEditor
    @ThesuiEditor 3 месяца назад +2905

    Top 5 funniest ones
    1. For my countryyy🫡
    2. 🎶 she’s an immigrant 🎶
    3. I was in home depot working 🤠
    4. To shower with dudes 😏
    5. I flipped a coin 🪙 😂

    • @Jessesdead
      @Jessesdead 2 месяца назад +49

      no mention of "for my moms papers" smh, this country is cooked.

    • @ThesuiEditor
      @ThesuiEditor 2 месяца назад +40

      @@Jessesdead wasn’t “funny” it was pure serious.

    • @Visor-
      @Visor- 2 месяца назад

      ​@@Jessesdeaddumbass

    • @official_commanderhale965
      @official_commanderhale965 2 месяца назад +3

      "for my country" lost me cuz the kid is in the air force and they pretending to be army?

    • @Wallllllll123
      @Wallllllll123 2 месяца назад

      Type shii

  • @sincemarch93
    @sincemarch93 2 месяца назад +1

    The home depot story got me 😂