The ad lib "She's an immagraaaannnnt" took me all the way dafuq out!!!! I joined the Army to follow my at that time fiancė. Then I got arrested and had to really go!!! I swear Florida shenanigans will get you caught up!!!😂😂😂😂
@@TheThedislikerreal answer is a lot of illegal immigrant workers etc wait at Home Depot cuz sometimes contractors need people to do the harsh manual labor and they grab some ppl from Home Depot to do it for them
My boy from Detroit was like that said If he didn't join he was certain he would of ended up in prison or dead! I believe him because he was always getting into sh*t!
I joined the Navy to escape abuse at home. I was an adopted unloved child. Joining the military helped me to stand on my own two feet as a black women without there support. At least the military felt some what like a family. Military people are not perfect but at least we had each others backs.❤
As always former foster, I am so sorry you had to go through the things you did. We never deserved to go through but unfortunately it's out responsibility to heal for the rest of our lives. I'm glad you had the Navy to help you. ❤
My mom is in assisted living. I met an old man there who was one of 9 kids. I asked how his mom handled 9 kids. He said she didn’t. He then went onto say that she sent him to an orphanage. When he turned 18, he joined the army, and that’s the first really family he ever had.
🎶She’s an immigraaant🎶 caught me way off-guard. Shi was smooth like butter 😂 Thanks for all the likes. Y’all have made this my most liked comment so far lol.
"To stop selling dope" i felt so proud of that guy when he said that. I dont even know him but thats what i wanted to do to get out of the streets too back in the day but never did. His response was personal for me. Proud of you sir!!
@@thegreatestkhan You should have respect for anyone willing to fight for a country that doesn't even want them, she's making an effort to get citizenship so don't use that as an excuse for blatant racism. You can go take her place if all you're willing to do is cry about it.
@@Live4living horrible assumption on your end, I was in the navy for 15 years, I’ve had my fair share of experiences, my great grandfather fought in the pacific theater. My initial comment still stands.
"to get my mom's papers" is actually so sweet and admirable. It's like a way to sacrifice for all the sacrifice they went through raising their children.
Honestly… she’s right though. Sometimes it really be that quick. I got fired from a job and left a month later. 6 years on… I still kinda wish I never went but this next contract should be better so… 🤷🏾♂️
Bro I mean u should of ask her to give her green card as soon as u sign up now after your first deployment get her citizenship fuk that she bred a SOLDIER SHE DESERVES IT!!
@@HandsomeT-z4l alright, so I did the googling and per wiki, under this context: Military / firearms Grumman F6F Hellcat, the primary United States Navy aircraft carrier fighter in the second half of World War II M18 Hellcat, a United States tank destroyer used in World War II. 12th Armored Division (United States), nicknamed the Hellcat Division (or Hellcats for short) Short Hellcat, a planned air-to-surface variant of the Seacat missile Springfield Armory Hellcat, a 9mm pistol made by Springfield Armory, Inc. Transport Chrysler Hemi Hellcat, a supercharged engine option of the following vehicles Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT Trackhawk Melling Hellcat, a sports car
@@cottoncandiez8872 There are so many people doing it just for a greencard/migrant status that every single one of them jokes about it. This is why you couldn't beat the taliban.
Im from north carolina... I've been trying to leave for years, everytime you try to leave, you run out of gas and get towed to the nearest gas station ( 50 miles inside of north carolina) or your engine explodes, or you get robbed
For their papers, those were the only serious answers. Respect 🙏 Hope this is old and those papers were pushed through already cause that shit is bout to be over saddly
Hello, the Soldier saying he joined to quit selling drugs was honest and wanted a better life clearly. Don't even know him but I'm SUPER PROUD of him. Not like I already wasn't for him being a soldier alone he has my respect. From Drug Dealer to American Hero is the best comeback anyone could make. Thankyou for your service Soldier, God Bless You and watch over you and keep you safe. I get to go home to family every day becasue of you and im forever grateful ❤
Lmao that's totally me! I'm debating flipping a coin on becoming a detective or doing horticulture?🤔 Any thoughts on what I should do? I'd make more money being a detective, but if the world all goes to chaos more then it is now, and I need to head to the mountains and be self sufficient and live off the land, horticulture knowledge will serve me well.
@@th3yluv.grac3 I decided I'm gonna go to post secondary and take Associate of Arts degree in criminology, then become a police officer then eventually work my way up to a detective.
The saddest thing to me about these kinds of vids is that you can see the child in them come out...and realizing that we're sending our babies over there, and at ages where they aren't even legally able to drink or smoke. It warms my heart to see the service men and women able to have fun with the reality of their individual experiences and reasons. Some of the reasons for joining are clearly impulse decisions, and others for selfless acts for those they love. Each with their own reasons, but still so young. I love my military, but damn I wish they wouldn't take them so young.
You need them young so that you can get them properly indoctrinated so much to never question the clandestine operations they do overseas for the bureaucrats
"To shower with dudes"
Bro was going straight to the point
Going gay to the point
@@Toenail_VR i see what you did there
😂😂😂
@@Toenail_VRwhy was that pun genius
Bro shoulda joined the navy
for my mom's papers.
That's touching.
God blesses you and you all.
Not really. It means her mother is a criminal and here.
Literally all her mother has to do is walk across the border and ask for asylum 😂 she got tricked 😅
@@deletedcomment2478 yeah that's all totally
@@PlumyboiPeople now days have more brain rot from idiots that don't know anything instead of brains
@deletedcomment2478 apparently not but go off king
“For my country” with the little jump got me cracking up😂😂
Bro what? How the hell is there no comments, it has 1.5k likes 🤨
That’s jrotc
He goes to my school lmao
and the salute🫡😂
😂😂😂😂
“To Stop Selling Dope”
Best Answer I have SO much respect for him…..he saw an out and went for it.
Dude I hope you’re living your best life now!!!
"She's an immmagraaaaant" had some flare on it. 😂😂
🎶 Immigrant 🎶
Low Key had me snap to it 😂 shit was a vibe for a second
The ad lib "She's an immagraaaannnnt" took me all the way dafuq out!!!! I joined the Army to follow my at that time fiancė. Then I got arrested and had to really go!!! I swear Florida shenanigans will get you caught up!!!😂😂😂😂
Flair*
Beat me to it mate
“I wAs iN hOmE dEpOt WoRkInG-” got me so good 😂
Fr lol
I dont get it
@@TheThedisliker apparently a lot of illegal Latino migrants work in home depot
@@TheThedislikerrecruiters target Home Depot’s for some reason
@@TheThedislikerreal answer is a lot of illegal immigrant workers etc wait at Home Depot cuz sometimes contractors need people to do the harsh manual labor and they grab some ppl from Home Depot to do it for them
ramirez took me OUTTTT!!! the accent and the “i was in home depot working” LMFAOOOOO 😭😂😂💀
lol
"Chu need to get de grrrrreeeen carrrd" 😂😂
They busting out laughing before he said it took me out😂
I know, I lost it!!! And everyone else is asleep, and here I am laughing my ass off.
real tho lol
"I flipped a coin." Was the
unluckiest 😂 bless her
She looks so innocent I hope they dont make women go into warzones.
@@llllIIlIlImy brother they do they just don’t publicize it much
AMEN 🙏🏼🙌🏼🔥
I was like : WHAT? 😱
@@llllIIlIlIWdym where the equality man women, thing they all deserve to join the army
To stop selling dope is actually a valid reason. Respect to him
And "too kill people"... 🤷🏾♂️
About half of these were valid reasons.
For real. I hope the guy gets the help the army can give him.
He looks like diddy
@@swtx518 yep thats generally what happens in wartime you kill your enemy
All of the other ones were hilarious but the last girl, “For my moms papers” was so sweet 😭😭
Ik 😌
What about the first one when he said for my country
@ Yes and that one! I guess I missed it 😅
i was waiting for this comment
he was joking
“For my mom’s papers” ..I thought that was the most unselfish answer. Bless her ❤
I scrolled down to look for this comment
Same here
Yep. Your daughter has to drill her soul to the government war machine just for your citizenship.
God fucking bless America.
She looked like my lil bros teacher😭😭
You can see some deserved pride in her face too
The salute after the “FOR MY COUNTRY!!!!” had me rolling 😂
And he used the wrong arm to salute
For his country in the middle east lol
“To stop selling dope” and “for my mom’s papers” are so real man. Lots of respect for both of them.
Edit: could you people stop commenting
🫡🇺🇸
they shouldn't have to join a war machine to acquire those things
@@Aleklolof
@@Aleklolofr
@@Alekloloyoure right dope should be free instead
“I thought it was a good idea at the time” is the most genuine response you’ll get
Either way it’s quotaaaaaaaaa
"they promise me a hellcat"
TO SHOWER WITH DUDES is the most genuine response you'll get
How to explain every bad decision ever made😂😂😂
@@chappedlips7837 that'd be honest if he was asking why'd you join the navy
"She's an immmaaaggrraannnttt" had me dying 😂😂😂
Yo deadass
It's giving Kylie Jenner 🎵 'rise and shiinnneee'🎵 vibes
The second person did the same joke , niggas be high now
Hek no. That voice sounded ANNOYING af
@aaravpatel11 "She's an immmmigranntttttt"...just a reminder to put the voice back in yoir head 😂😝
😂😂“I was in Home Depot working...“ cracked me up !!! 😂😂 😂😂
“Im aN iLlEgAlL bItCh”
“ShEs aN iMmIgrAnT🎶🎶🎶”
This comment is underrated
Hilarious 😂
Sad part is she’s lying and that’s likely the only joke she can and has made since enlisting!
Did you know tyla water is immigrant.. believe it or not@LBPFrost
@@Okok19waitit's not
Ramirez "was I was in homedepot working..." 🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭
*pues i was in homedepot working
RAMIREZ PROTECT THAT BURGERTOWN
MW2
Grrreen card😂☠️
I was called?
The “to stop selling dope” was honestly real he was serious ok! Salute my brother 😊
Nobody’s talking about it sadly
Shout out to you guys for the likes ❣️
Man I still gotta sell some dope
My boy from Detroit was like that said If he didn't join he was certain he would of ended up in prison or dead! I believe him because he was always getting into sh*t!
Mad respect to him respect 🫡
"They promised me a HELLICAT" 🔥🔥🔥
got me crying he's so real 😭😭
“FOR MY COUNTRY!!!” 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
I feel so much safer
@@Sukuna12343SAME FR
@@Sukuna12343 bro real
😂
Guys I think it’s for my boiz country
The Home Depot had them cracking up 😂
The comedic relief 🎉
Dude was definitely turned the accent on for that one 😂
😂 me too
@@drewdabrew4745 he couldn't even do his accent
😭
It's from another video where like 2 people before them said they were recruited from home depot
"i'm an illegal bitch" with that accent was fucking incredible 🤣
The Haitian accent was on point
🎶She’s an iiiimmigrant🎶
The best reason ! Lol
The western wording with it made it so silly
Mama I’m a criminal 😂😂😂
I joined the Navy to escape abuse at home. I was an adopted unloved child. Joining the military helped me to stand on my own two feet as a black women without there support. At least the military felt some what like a family. Military people are not perfect but at least we had each others backs.❤
As always former foster, I am so sorry you had to go through the things you did. We never deserved to go through but unfortunately it's out responsibility to heal for the rest of our lives. I'm glad you had the Navy to help you. ❤
I hope one day you have a family who loves you😊
My mom is in assisted living. I met an old man there who was one of 9 kids. I asked how his mom handled 9 kids. He said she didn’t. He then went onto say that she sent him to an orphanage. When he turned 18, he joined the army, and that’s the first really family he ever had.
Nobody fucked asked you
"Why did you join the army? "
"I flipped a coin.. " the fact that she sounded at the verge of tears is crazy
Well the coin was wrong
It was a coin from Fear and Hunger
Who here thinks the other option was stripper
She’s master Chief fr fr
@@ohaxer5916 ... aaaand cute af 😂
“ Why did you join the army. To shower with dudes “
🤣 that cracked me up
FR like no ones talking about that 💀💀
I was dying when I heard that😂
Bro had no hesitation
Eh the whole “gay is the punchline” thing wears off after seeing it the thousandth time
Bro this is a fact. Some of those dudes peter watch. It happened a couple times when I was in lol
When he said "for my country!" And the guy said "type shit" that got me 😭
He said "touch it!".
@@SayWhatAgainMF no he didnt lmao that doesnt even make sense
@@SayWhatAgainMFhe didnt
I thought it was the kid from the ps3 video "pstweeeeeee"
@@elitemation he did.
“FOR MY COUNTRY!” And his jump😭 and Ramirez was so funny and the accent 😭
“Why u joined the army?”
‘’ I NEeD mY cItIzENsHiP. Im aN ✨iLLiGal BiTcH✨”
“🎵sHeS aN iMmIgRaNt✨✨🎵”
I watched this like 10 times because of this😂
skibdidi toilet
😂😂
you're pfp look like me dad
wearing the *af* jrotc uniform too
🎶She’s an immigraaant🎶 caught me way off-guard. Shi was smooth like butter 😂
Thanks for all the likes. Y’all have made this my most liked comment so far lol.
For real
Bro I literally got yelled at because I laughed so hard at that part
Edit: omg thx for 60 likes most of my comments get nothing and people ingore me
Like a criminal under cover
Fr
I was dying 😂😂
If the soldier is named "Ramirez", you'll know he's a legend. 🤣
RAMIREZ!!! PROTECT THE BURGER TOWN!!!
Ramirez is the best person i've worked with lmao he's a workhorse
Never met a bad Ramirez
@@michaelr5835what about Richard Ramirez?
@@michaelr5835 im talking about that specific ramirez in the video though, i worked with him..good dude
The "I was working at Home Depot" line had me dying😂😂
“I was in Home Depot working -“
Military : “your in “
that guy didnt even remember the transition they got him so fast lmao
Lmboooooo
He might be the same dude from..."Hello Mr George... how much you pay for the new guy"
“to get my mom’s papers” & “to stop selling dope” made me tear up. i hope those two are doing amazing.
Omagad 😂 Criminals in army. Maybe they should try to find a normal job?
❤❤❤
Notice they black 😂
@@TannerGoatedthat’s rude
@@TannerGoatedand racism
"I flipped a coin" and "I was working in home depot" are the funniest ones OMG I have never got this many likes thank u so much!
don’t forget curiosity 😭
What if the other side of the coin was something really dark... But hopefully it was work at Walmart or something
Yeah 😂😂😂😂
@@matthiasknutzen6061 it was probably stripper or army.
Nah bro "I am a illegal bitch"
"To stop selling dope" i felt so proud of that guy when he said that. I dont even know him but thats what i wanted to do to get out of the streets too back in the day but never did. His response was personal for me. Proud of you sir!!
Shes an immugraaaant 🎶🎵🎶🎵
She is immigrant, (maniac) immigrant (maniac) on the floor lol
One that can sing
@@thegreatestkhan The worst kind of soldier is one that won't see a fight a day in their life.. COUGH COUGH
@@thegreatestkhan You should have respect for anyone willing to fight for a country that doesn't even want them, she's making an effort to get citizenship so don't use that as an excuse for blatant racism. You can go take her place if all you're willing to do is cry about it.
@@Live4living horrible assumption on your end, I was in the navy for 15 years, I’ve had my fair share of experiences, my great grandfather fought in the pacific theater. My initial comment still stands.
*“I flipped a coin”* is crazzzyyyy😂💀
she's cute as hell
@@ledtargaouschi5831amen to that
@@ledtargaouschi5831 hell aint cute, but go on i guess. simp away
@@ledtargaouschi5831she looks like every other snow bunny
Don’t fall for it, she’s psyops
“they promised me a hellcat” bro thats wild 😭🙏
Swindled.
Nah, thats valid
What happened to them red lobster meals?
What happened to the Dodge Charger?
@@KalebHinds-wu3pcnavy federal pre approval
"To shower with dudes" idk why but the way he said it reminded me of my math teacher 😭
"to get my mom's papers" is actually so sweet and admirable. It's like a way to sacrifice for all the sacrifice they went through raising their children.
Well it's better than just doing nothing and leeching off of taxpayer dollars from American citizens but still broke the law to enter.
The children didn't choose to be born - Forcing them to sacrifice for something they had no choice in is quite a scummy move...
@@Reelix No one forced them to sacrifice themselves so
@@VixFate__ How did they not force them if that's the only way they got to stay there though ?
@@IdAefixBE Whose fault is it that they were born in that situation though?
“I was in Home Depot working “ spoken like a real Hispanic LMAO I fuckin love y’all
Sounds like an Indian
He sounds Mexican to me, I wish it was a Cuban tho that wouldn't be English, it would be SpAnGliSh
@@gowest21 youve never met a poc ever bru
@@gowest21 Martínez is definitely not indian lol
He def went into Indian accent at the end
"I flipped a coin"
Ican't😭😭
FR😭
Flipping a coin is really easy
Dk how u can't do that
@@pingu3245 ?
@@Bloomie23 he said he cant flip a coin
@@pingu3245 he didnt mean that-
I love the mixture of serious answer and a some of them joking 😂😂 it makes me wonder who was actu serious😭😭
"to shower with dudes 🗣️🗣️🗣️💯💯💯🔥🔥🔥"
do women shower with dudes too in military?
Valid
@@RmX. depends. no, sex in active duty doesn't happen a lot it's not a massive thing.
@@Shogunofthewaffles I’m sorry what? You said sex IS NOT a big thing in active duty?
@@Shogunofthewaffles bro if you think that your girl is def the barracks bunny and your just coping
"curiosity... that's it" yeah thats one HECK of a response
"to shower with dudes" and "I flipped a coin" got me laughing
LOL TRUE
Everyone saying that but noones talking about
"To kill people" 😂😂
The i flipped a coin gives me (i feel like ik from somewere oh its kanao from kny/demon slayer )
isnt the person who said i flipped a coin from young sheldon?
like paige
First dude is hilarious he said "for my country"!!
"i filpped a coin..." bro sounds so..DePrEsSeD
Naw that's so sad
Honestly… she’s right though. Sometimes it really be that quick. I got fired from a job and left a month later. 6 years on… I still kinda wish I never went but this next contract should be better so… 🤷🏾♂️
she's kinda hot tho ngl
a coin also decided my fate if i was gonna join the interschool
now they are flipping her?
bro said "kill people" with ZERO HESITATION... Keep an eye on that lad lmfao
he should go in first every time
"to kill people," 'and not go to jail for it' 😂
Legend has it that saying this during your interview will guarantee a spot in the Marines
As soon as he hears medic down he the first to make war crimes
@@Machosausetheres no interview
The last girl gave up her sanity just so her mom can have papers. Now that’s love
i just farted
Bro I mean u should of ask her to give her green card as soon as u sign up now after your first deployment get her citizenship fuk that she bred a SOLDIER SHE DESERVES IT!!
Yeah same, my parents were separated, my dad brought us here. So my sister joined the navy just to get her.
Did she join you later 🥺@@ToDoGoodWill
I salute the last girl serving Our Country and doing it for Her Mother.🌷
that last one was genuine and sad
"I was promised a hellcat"
Bro really that easy to bribe 😂
What is hellcat?
@@pupupu2029a luxury car, I think. Don't take my word for it tho, I didn't Google that.
@@jrmin9617isn't it a Tank Destroyer named "Hellcat"?
@@HandsomeT-z4l alright, so I did the googling and per wiki, under this context:
Military / firearms
Grumman F6F Hellcat, the primary United States Navy aircraft carrier fighter in the second half of World War II
M18 Hellcat, a United States tank destroyer used in World War II.
12th Armored Division (United States), nicknamed the Hellcat Division (or Hellcats for short)
Short Hellcat, a planned air-to-surface variant of the Seacat missile
Springfield Armory Hellcat, a 9mm pistol made by Springfield Armory, Inc.
Transport
Chrysler Hemi Hellcat, a supercharged engine option of the following vehicles
Dodge Charger SRT Hellcat
Dodge Challenger SRT Hellcat
Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT Trackhawk
Melling Hellcat, a sports car
@@pupupu2029p sure it’s like a car set or engine or something like that but in the situation they probably promised him a dodge car
"why did u join the army?"
"to kill people"
caught me WAY of guard 💀💀💀
So based
Relatable
@@namelessguy122 Fight like hell, Terminator!
@@namelessguy122what the fuck that's messed up. And if you're joking your humor is disgusting
@@namelessguy122yeah sure buddy. You cant act like people can't easily find out about you irl 🥹😝🥹😝🥹😝
The guy who wanted to stop selling dope and the girl who wanted to get papers for her mom are two respectable people.
Counterargument: losing a coinflip is real as hell
Ur mom is a respectable person
@@youngindatruth thank you 😊
Then there is the guy who said "to kill People"
Yeah good for that guy
"For my mother's papers" got me tearing...
“They promised me a hellcat” Hope they get you your hellcat brother
Hope he made it back to a hellcat
Best program for the Army - they almot never have to deliver
Nah buy he'll go through hell and get lots of cat so win
lol the stereotype is too real 😂😂😂
From hellcat to helicopter bro
"TO shower with dudes" the fastest answer I heard all day
The last one, "for my mom's papers" she's an angel, God bless you 😭
Yeah, and it sorta makes me sad at the same time that it was/looked like the easiest way to get family naturalized.
@@joshuah5556why is that sad
Yeah that hit me
Angel being used sadly
@@cottoncandiez8872 There are so many people doing it just for a greencard/migrant status that every single one of them jokes about it. This is why you couldn't beat the taliban.
✨️fOr mY cOuNtRy✨️✨️🔥 has to be the funniest😂😂😂😂😂
“I’m an illegal b!tch, SHES AN IMMIGRANTTTT 🎶” it got me rolling 😂
“They promised me a Hellcat” is crazy work 😂😂
Lhh
He def not getting a hellcat. If he does hes leasing at 120% apr and living inside of it
U joined youtube in 2014 dayummmm
@@LukeGfuel only 2014?
Doesn't sound like he got it yet.
“For my moms papers” is actually really heartwarming
Weird how I see it as heartbreaking that it's necessary.
@quizillafreak it's not that deep
Sus.
Not really - she should be deported.
@@jinfin221more deserving than someone who lives in his moms basement with no purpose or contribution to US society.
The Home Depot one has always been a classic lmfao
That "FO MY COUNTUYYYYY" "Type shi" sequence got me 😂😂
"She said she was 12" 🥴
"CURIOSITY " Has so many meanings!!!😂😂
is she rudy?
@@hanazerulol right
I could tell when she said "that's it" , it was actually not the reason.
She’s a berrics bunny
«I don’t know man, i thought it was a good idéa at the time»😭🤣
"At the time" being key lol my guess is he feel a little different now 😅
…bro”.*
Same condition 😅
Love all the laughter after “So I was in a Home Depot working-“
😂😂
“To get away from North Carolina, just go go back” bro really thought he was escaping 😂
Hey ;)
I’m from NC and it’s an underrated state
Idk why NC gets so much hate lol it’s not that bad 😭
Goated state honestly. I live in concord and it’s simple yet feels good for a suburban area.
I'm from NC and it's not bad here 😅😂
Im from north carolina... I've been trying to leave for years, everytime you try to leave, you run out of gas and get towed to the nearest gas station ( 50 miles inside of north carolina) or your engine explodes, or you get robbed
"Sounded like a good idea at the time" i feel that 😂
That’s how I felt first morning waking up at boot…
yup right up there next to I flipped a coin
I’m from North Carolina and I felt the guy who joined just to get away from it lol
-a teenage North Carolinian
What's wrong with North Carolina??
@kathypince515 do you live in jacksonville? LOL
@@dylanpeterson3490 I live in the Charlotte area lol
@@inseungwoonamewestan1196 mostly unpredictable weather and overall just some shitty ppl, at Lesa’s where I am
Have you tried joining the-
For their papers, those were the only serious answers. Respect 🙏
Hope this is old and those papers were pushed through already cause that shit is bout to be over saddly
"I Need My Citizenship, Im An Illegal Bitch" & Accent Had Me But That "She's An Immigrant" Just Killed Me🤣🤣🤣..
you can't join the army as an illegal
“My high school teacher said I could” and the first one where he said “for my country” in the goofy ahhh voice gets me bro😂😂😂
and ramirez was working for you lmao
I’m surprised Home Depot didn’t talk about the dude who used to work in Home Depot and then just join the army randomly
should I be talking about that?
@@United_states_of_america90 yes
@@TophMelonLord that fucking Mexican is crazy.
"For my mom papers" That is the real ultimate sacrifice.
Yah she is literrally *dying for it* 😅
"For my country!!😊" why did I cackle so loud 💀
Hello, the Soldier saying he joined to quit selling drugs was honest and wanted a better life clearly. Don't even know him but I'm SUPER PROUD of him. Not like I already wasn't for him being a soldier alone he has my respect. From Drug Dealer to American Hero is the best comeback anyone could make. Thankyou for your service Soldier, God Bless You and watch over you and keep you safe. I get to go home to family every day becasue of you and im forever grateful ❤
Yes you’re absolutely right that’s the biggest come back I’ve ever seen so far ❤❤❤❤
Do you know him ?
He went to Cranbrook
"To shower w/ dudes" got me dying
“I was in Home Depot working -“ is by far the best lol 😂
Ramirez got me cracking up😂
Top three funniest
1. For my Country 😆😆
2. I’m a illegal b*tch 😂😂
3. To shower with the dudes 🤣🤣
You’re laughing. Our army is ALL brown and your laughing 😅
@@Logicalization oh dude 😅
@@Logicalization and now we're 50% better.
@@Searero insanity. You would never put up with this in your own country
@@Logicalizationnuh uh
The guy that said to kill people got sum demons man 💀
Sk 4 sure. He's probably counting & keeping souvenirs.
He didn't look back or hesitate on his answer, he was dead ass 😂😂😂
He's the only one of them that should actually be in the military
The job that is to be a war fighter? Yeah. Thats what youre trained to ultimately do
@@daylove4life shut up 😂😂😂
“To get out of NC just to come right back” IS SO RELATABLE LMAOOOOO especially Cherry Pointe, you wanna talk about depression 😂
Fayetteville is pretty depressing too. 😑
"FOR MY COUNTRY!!!" type shit" had me DYING laughing
The sense of humor and humility that servicemen have is so wholesome bro
Except the one who said he joined to kill people. You’d be surprised how often that’s genuinely true.
I flipped a coin is crazy work
Lmao that's totally me! I'm debating flipping a coin on becoming a detective or doing horticulture?🤔
Any thoughts on what I should do?
I'd make more money being a detective, but if the world all goes to chaos more then it is now, and I need to head to the mountains and be self sufficient and live off the land, horticulture knowledge will serve me well.
@@electrasaphyranext level sarcasm?
@@cforchex Naw man that wasn't sarcasm 😂
@@electrasaphyra i say study horticulture and become a detective
@@th3yluv.grac3 I decided I'm gonna go to post secondary and take Associate of Arts degree in criminology, then become a police officer then eventually work my way up to a detective.
"✨To ShOwEr WiTh DuDeS✨"got me laughing 🤣
"FoR My CoUnTrY" "type shit" "AhAhhaAhAhah"
The last one is probably one of the most selfless things ive ever heard
i know. shes literally potentially risking her life jusst to get her mother here
I dno, showering with dudes is a pretty good reason too...
"To stop sellin dope" is actually hella real af. Respect to that man fr
"to get away from NC just to come back" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 ULTIMATE BLUE FALCON MOVE THE CORPS DID!!!
“For my country” is so cute 🥰
The saddest thing to me about these kinds of vids is that you can see the child in them come out...and realizing that we're sending our babies over there, and at ages where they aren't even legally able to drink or smoke. It warms my heart to see the service men and women able to have fun with the reality of their individual experiences and reasons. Some of the reasons for joining are clearly impulse decisions, and others for selfless acts for those they love. Each with their own reasons, but still so young. I love my military, but damn I wish they wouldn't take them so young.
If I didn’t join the military I would’ve been a baby stuck in the hood I’m glad the military took us young.
Oh, BROTHER.
Over where bro? These guys are gonna be sitting in bases for 4 years.
You need them young so that you can get them properly indoctrinated so much to never question the clandestine operations they do overseas for the bureaucrats
@ I disagree, the military isn’t void of critical thought or independence. Regular military aren’t engaging in clandestine operations.
"To stop selling dope" made me cry. He is so real, raw, repentous, sad
Came to the comments to acknowledge this as well.
And what's the chances we goes back after leaving? That's not a knock at him btw. It's a knock at how we treat veterans.
the "my highschool teacher said i could" guy has such a nice voice
he is a sweetie
da girls go crazy for young men with deep voices
“She’s an immigrant” 🎶 Is gold😂😭
This Veteran's Day I salute y'all. 🦾
Thank you for your service.🪖
Whatever reason you had for joining.🇺🇲
That first Marine, I felt that heartbreak. I'm from Virginia. I joined to get tf out of that whole region. First duty station was North Carolina 🤦🏾♂️
From, Pa, asked to be close to home, then west coast, and overseas after that. Got Hawaii. I was mad at first but holy was it chill
Heeey now. Fayetteville here- I feel that to my core.😊
Top 5 funniest ones
1. For my countryyy🫡
2. 🎶 she’s an immigrant 🎶
3. I was in home depot working 🤠
4. To shower with dudes 😏
5. I flipped a coin 🪙 😂
no mention of "for my moms papers" smh, this country is cooked.
@@Jessesdead wasn’t “funny” it was pure serious.
@@Jessesdeaddumbass
"for my country" lost me cuz the kid is in the air force and they pretending to be army?
Type shii
The home depot story got me 😂