Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account? That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle! 2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
Игры
1:40 I thought CJ would be all in paint
Most underrated comment.
@@Dave_Albright realistic moment
I laughed with that😂😂
Cj would probably get beaten up by white civilians for apparently wearing whiteface assuming that he was painted in white paint
I thought same bruhhhh
2:42 CJ has died, you now will play as Luigi
or better, Sweet!
or Mario
All we had to do was play the damn game
@@kacperciesowski3344 or woozie
Or *Ryder*
Since 2017, my wake up alarm is CJ screaming while being on fire. I can tell you i haven't missed a single day of work since that year.
Dammn🤣🤣🤣
Ohh shet 💀
Neither have your neighbors I suppose
@@Vasily_dont_be_silly yeah, sometimes i'm asking myself what can they think about this lmao
Bro💀💀
1:45 I still found badass how he opens the door
I hate gravity
I Hate Gravin...
I Hate Gravy
I hate Granola Bars 😩
@@KyleGD 😩
2:22 When CJ appears out of the jail after getting busted it is already realistic cause he bribes the police.
Hmm yes kills hundreds of cops and soldiers just to get busted in a tank then released from jail because he bribed the police a hundred dollars
Yeah but not many officers will let a murderer out of jail or take bribes also it's weird he could bribe cops when he's poor in the beginning of the game
cj stole a 800000$ military project and bribed the police with like 500$
@@FITOXLOLa $100 only
Yeah, but did you notice that CJ is ALWAYS released from jail after being busted, even when he has literally not a single dollar on his account?
That proves all cops in SA love CJ so much that they are always willing to forgive him anything he's done, even if he blew up hundreds of cars and killed thousands of people. xD Or... their memory and all CJ' criminal records are magically rubbed out at the end.
2:42 Imagine if there is new game mode hardcore.
edit 1: 500 likes for the first time
GTA with permanent death. Sounds interesting
Imagine if there's a speedrun with such a mod. Resetting the run everytime you die
They should have made that what happens if you didn't have enough money to pay for the hospital
“You’re no longer be able to finish the game” horrible grammar
@@contrapposto4636 nowadays who cares about grammar as long as it's understandable
0:41, CJ's "Uh" sounded like Wario's!
0:11
And Ryder is still calling cj a Busta when Ryder should already be crying in pain
Rip Greenwood
I thought CJ will become full white colored at the paint job
No N-word for CJ too!
I thought that, too.
So СJ can become normal?
@@_zigger_
Whacha mean?
@@_zigger_ wow bro, got the whole squad laughing
0:54
"wasted" word's definition changes at this point
Inhaled too much marijuana🤣
1:27 i was also thinking of that
1:51 ayo there is imposter dancing
i hate Crab
I thought that was the parachute bag
Sus
sushi
2:20 didn't get shot not realistic
Carl floyd
bro I am dead 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀 dark humor ☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️☠️
He didnt resist, thats why he didnt get shot
No, he's breathing. If he can't then
@@decriper1097 💀
CJ: *dies in aircraft that explodes about 20 times
Also CJ: *respawns at hospital with all his limbs and bones intact with no burns, bruises or scratches.
It's crazy how good the medical service is in Los Santos
CJ has also died several times due to gunfights with cops, swat members, the FBI, the military, gang members, armed NPCs, getting beaten to death by unarmed NPCs, falls from aircraft or rooftops of buildings, getting ran over by vehicles, caught in explosions caused by explosives or exploding vehicles and still respawns outside hospitals without any visible scars caused by his injuries
The king is back! Honestly the few GTA videos that actually made me laugh.
Jews in Germany during 1941 1:28
@@ColonelMortimer uhhh💀that so dark
GTA SA. Always the samw
Better than the Xbox 360 and ps3 remasters and definitive editions. Now THATS fosho!🙃
The PC, PS4 and PS2 versions were good too, but not nearly as good as this vid!
@@familybroakajonny dont care
@@mystery7337 wow why do you reply if you don't care lmao🤡
PS2 version >>>
Ps2 = ps4 version This is emulation
1:33 had me laughing. 🤣
Gachi CJ
😅😅
0:40 that was beam ng
we know
0:17 Emmet was so proud of CJ that he left him for a quick walk to buy some milk
RIP CJ... You'll always be remembered for being a busta 😭
Rider if he never betrayed grove sheet
@@TechnoHenry Ryder*
Pay N Spray should be like, "Welcome. Please give us 2 weeks to finish the new paint job." Unless they have special robotic equipment that allows them the ability to respray the vehicle quickly. Then that is super deadly, because you don't even get a chance to get out of the vehicle!
2:17 Aw, CJ didn't just shoot the cop? XP
that’s fucked up
its a game
Have you ever painted a car?
They just take a paint gun and spray, the quality or if is factory color don't matter
@@77Phoenix No wonder it's so cheap.
0:43 funny how Ryder still managed to call cj a Busta while inside an already destroyed greenwood when he should have been crying in pain
1:49 AMOGUS
I Hate Gravity
0:27 this is what happened if cj didn't Follow What Ryder Says when they driving
2:26
"Wait. I shouldn't be here"
2:00 the dude in the background lol
Rest in peace random dud in the background :(
RIP to homie vago "Loco" 😢
Accurate SA traffic
CJ: I hate gravity
Tommy: I love gravity 😂
In 2:17, is nobody gonna talk about that ragdoll that has the same pose as Peter Griffin everytime he died
0:49 That detail is even more realistic than all of GTA V's lore if it had only been originally added to the game.
"uhhhhh, ahhhhhhhhh I hate gravity"
Loved that 😂
2:11 dawg. 🤣🤣
1:39
CJ should also be covered in the same colored paint as the scooter.
1:10 i'm laughing at this part...i mean, i'm also afraid on that mission when we need to explode the door with that close distance...in RL, 1 bomb maybe enough to explodes a floor, but when i experienced this mission, i guess it's a different case🤣
1:51
hold up, a crewmate from Among Us is there-
1:49 amogos
also welcome back!!!
Correction 1:51
2:10 lmao
Catalina: OPEN DE FUCKING SAFE!!!
CJ: **levels the whole building**
2:20 wtf 😂😂
0:20 make me cry laughing lol
All of these are so good. I genuinely would question the logic on most of these whenever I played this game again
It’s been ages since I’ve seen a video with this “chill creative comp 2015” style. Definitely earned a sub
That grandfather is alive stranger 1:10
Coroner: We now know the cause of death, weed inhalation
Police Officer: How much did he inhale?
Coroner: All of it, I think...
CJ's body then Disappears and respawns outside a hospital 🏥
XD The game would actually end on the first mission! You'd automatically fail because big Smoke is too fat to bike!
We all know the glitch's are what makes it fun that's a fact for sure
2:29 wtf
Ahhhh shit ahhhh😩
2:41 Honestly, I was expecting some funeral scene with Sweet and Kendl mourning CJ.
1:30 Germany 1940
OMG AXORB BACK ON MY BIRTHDAY THIS IS AWESOME 🤩
Happy birthday
@@rimax001 tysm 🫶
Happy late birthday
@@MadnessCrewTom Ty man 😌
Happy birthday very late
فعلا مشاهد واقيعية .
احسنت Really realistic scenes.
Well done
1:51
DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT DONT SAY IT
nuclear birb
It would have been funnier if CJ came out covered in the same color paint as the scooter
That last line is the most realistic of them all dude.
01:49 wow that kinda 🤔
Axorb glad you back
0:22 with an AK ofcourse, but in game you have a 9mm pistol, i used to ask myself if a bullet of it can really compenetrate the tank cap .. maybe 90s wrecks, no wonder since GTA 4 modern cars don't blow up like this
With any gun
why is this the funniest thing I have ever seen 😭😭😭
It's almost like people never actually wanted a perfect game.
*To burn a weed field, cover it in flames*
1:50 RED ASTRONAUT!!!
You gotta be freaking kidding me lmao
Where have you been this whole time. Love your content bro
R.I.P CJ...😵
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Lmao when the explosion just blows back the entire room of people, I remember doing that mission as a kid and thinking “shouldn’t we go outside??”
The music at 1:25 is nostalgic AF.
Minecraft 1.7 :-) griefing, you are BANNED
That was really hilarious 😂 🤣
'i hate gravity' make me dying
The last part got me😂
AXORB YOU'RE BACK!
CJ must have been very high after smoking so much weed. 😂
Bro snuck in Beam NG Drive and thought we wouldn't notice.
"Ah shit,here we go again"
seems like a rockstar's version of beamng drive
I died in the end. God knows how many times I think about some of these when playing GTA XD
return of the king
The editing is BUSSIN
Dude how cool would it be if GTA had BeamNG like damage models? (The Greenwood damage was BeamNG)
*ÂÂÂÆUGHHH* YOU ARE MAKING ME SO PROUD OF YOUH.. (continues making pig noises)
When I was young I used to think that thing at the back of the spray shop was a hovercraft
Your effects are a little bit different, what mods do you use?
Like the first part of this video,would you do a video named “Gta sa with gta 5 soundtracks” ?
CJ has died. Uninstalling the game in 3 ... 2 ... 1
This would be chaos
A king is back
0:36 BeamNG
This is clearly not a gta.
Thank you, Mr Obvious
Needless to say, it's obvious.
@Erick Phoenix
What do you mean?
@Erick Phoenix "Sherlock" means you're making fun of me, right? That's what it said when I looked it up.
Thanks for making me realistic
Permadeath GTA SA, now that would be something.
i need those ragdolls
Awesome, very awesome.
WOW 🤩
i never knew that ragdolls were something i was missing from gta sa
Thatd beautiful man
I didn't get the thumbnail when I saw at first and now I get it🤣🤣
That car turned into a shape of glitched CJ meme
If GTA SA had realistic physics my car would be a toothpick by now
This made feel like gta is a Hollywood movie
These videos are amazing
this really really realistics
The pay n spray was super funny
1:25 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👏🏻👍🏻
1:49 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
masterpiece...
At the paint and spray i expected CJ to be painted.