"You actually don't have to yell at it" The quote with this version of the meme makes me question if that line is just the normal line, or the dad is talking to sergeant Dornan
"I am not a 'sir'; I WORK for a living, you moron!" Immediate chuckles. Have a navy friend that told me about that common phrase a bit after he got out of boot camp.
@KristopherPrime wrong. X-01 power armor was the experimental power armor prototype from before the war (hence the X for experimental) By the time of Fallout 2, the West coast Enclave would have succeeded in completing the Mark II powered combat armor
"DONT HAVE ONE? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEVE THAT MAGGOT? YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR 500 YEARS TO PAY FOR A CUSTOM ALEXA, NOW GO TO AMAZON AND GET ONE THEN REPORT BACK HERE!" -Amazon spokesman Arch Dornan 😂
@@AquaFan1998 "DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS, YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF CIVILIAN-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT DEVICE IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S FACTORY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A CUSTOM ALEXA DEVICE YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE FRONT DESK AND HAVE A NEW DEVICE ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!"
I would love to have this as like an alarm if someone was breaking In my house then Out of Nowhere in the night Sergeant Dornan Just yells SOUND THE ALARMS AND EXECUTE THESE MAGGOTS
@@simonsezpoyothe president of the united states of america, who did you think I was talking about? Who the fu- who- what- i should kick your fuckin ass who is this?
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" Dad is not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps him wake up. " " YOUAREOUTOFUNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR *POWER ARMOR?* " what the hell are you talking about? that's a textbook lullaby.
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Dornan is gonna look at you for a few seconds, look at the dent you made in his helmet, look back at you again And then throw you into fucking orbit like the insignificant poor excuse of a sattalite you are
the legend of arch dornan lives on. that private he hated so much, turns out it was private garvey. arch actually established the minutemen an unofficial unrecognized independant organization with no affiliation to any goverment and no chain of command or structial hierarchy. More of a goon squad comprised of idiots outfitted with guns they barely knew how to use. All so he could demote private garvey harder. even after his death his irrational devotion percivered as garvey was now capable of demoting himself. Handing over the minutemen to the first rando and his dog to happen along. Accepting the demotion of that bastard who every playthru is either killed or encased in cement after being confined to the gallows. arch dornan lives on in us.
![GEEK TIMË [OFFICIAL AUDIO]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/ry-6RvkH880/mqdefault.jpg)
the dislike is the person who couldnt find their power armor
the dislike is from Arch Dornan
@@Abnormalname9329 Senny Lummers 🥵😳
Commies detected
They are currently the 3 whom are the people who are the paper shuffling jackasses
YOU ARE OUT OF UNIFORM SOLDIER, WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR
I love how it completely ignores the family.
Yeah that's the Personality
Sargent dornen doesnt take orders from civilians! He gives them, when he tells you to wake up, you wake up
And the family ingore the yells
Well he did say he didn't want anything to do with them until they look like a soldier soooo...
Ignored them harder than the family of vault dwellers pleas for mercy in the fallout 2 intro
Parents: **Dancing to old music**
Echo: *SOUND THE ALARM AND EXECUTE THESE MAGGOTS!*
lmeo
@Xelanicc thats not echo thats sergeant arch dornan
the old music in question is fallout 2 intro song
@@gustavogoesgomes1863 The Trumpet and Trombone duet goes hard
Alexa, how do spell Cantaloupe.
Alexa: Oh lovely, they sent me a MOR-OOOON
That’s probably the only one that makes sense lol
This one is easily the best one by far.
It's rather funny
@@axljacx7090 "Alexa what do you do"
"I WORK FOR A LIVING YOU MORRRROOOOON"
LMAO
"Define annoying."
"I had the bunch of you escorted off this base, and here you are again."
That cracked me up.
Yeah. That was funny af.
I wanna wake up to Sergeant Dornan's yelling for my alarm, I'd be ready for school in less than 15 minutes
And you’d never forget your power armor
Make sure to get your power armor
I don’t play STALKER but how about EXO SUIT or Sunrise Suit?
"Now move it, soldier!"
i would never lose anything again
I love how Dornan doesn't care about what they ask him, he just wants them to respect him and get in uniform.
Facts
True
That's right maggot 2 easy instructions
"You actually don't have to yell at it"
The quote with this version of the meme makes me question if that line is just the normal line, or the dad is talking to sergeant Dornan
You actually shouldn't yell it it ends bad
You don't need to yell at it, but it IS going to yell at you.
"I am not a 'sir'; I WORK for a living, you moron!" Immediate chuckles. Have a navy friend that told me about that common phrase a bit after he got out of boot camp.
Alexa? How do you spell cantaloupe? They sent me a Moron!
Neat.If i need to wake up,i get to hear *"YOU MOOOORRRRRROOOONNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"*
You'll get to work on time, but your self-esteem will drop by one point.
Alexa order X-01 power armour Arch dornan:WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR MAGGOT
Advanced power armor
“Alexa, order a Mark II powered combat armor”
“That suit is going to come out of your pay!”
@@Sumschmucksame thing as the x-01
@KristopherPrime wrong. X-01 power armor was the experimental power armor prototype from before the war (hence the X for experimental)
By the time of Fallout 2, the West coast Enclave would have succeeded in completing the Mark II powered combat armor
He is concerned.
After all, it'll take until your 510 to pay it off.
If this was a setting for Amazon alexa then I would absolutely buy that in a heartbeat.
"DONT HAVE ONE? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELEVE THAT MAGGOT? YOU WILL HAVE TO WORK FOR 500 YEARS TO PAY FOR A CUSTOM ALEXA, NOW GO TO AMAZON AND GET ONE THEN REPORT BACK HERE!" -Amazon spokesman Arch Dornan
😂
@@AquaFan1998 "DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT? THE TRUTH IS, YOU LOST AN EXPENSIVE PIECE OF CIVILIAN-ISSUE EQUIPMENT! THAT DEVICE IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY, AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN'S FACTORY UNTIL YOU ARE FIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD, WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A CUSTOM ALEXA DEVICE YOU HAVE LOST! REPORT TO THE FRONT DESK AND HAVE A NEW DEVICE ISSUED TO YOU, THEN REPORT BACK TO ME PRIVATE! DISMISSED!"
@@yharleththegrandobserver236 that is basically the amazon recruitment speach 😂
@@AquaFan1998ARE YOU MOCKING ME MAGGOT?
"when we first ordered it from amazon we didnt know what it was"
"a mo-ron"
"You don't have to yell at it"
Yeah, Dornan will do that for you.
"You're still not in uniform soldier? DON'TCOMEBACKANDLETMESEEYOURFACEWITHOUTSOME!
ARE YOU MOCKING ME MAGGOT?
“Don’t call me sir I work for a living” god if that’s not scarily accurate
"Oh lovely, they send me a moron"
As a hardcore Fallout fan I am so glad I watched this video while stoned and not knowing what to expect
Colorado
Bro literally the same
I am still out of uniform.
If this was an option for Alexa I would definitely invest in one I like anything that’s unique and based off of what I know and love.
I would love to have this as like an alarm if someone was breaking In my house then Out of Nowhere in the night Sergeant Dornan Just yells SOUND THE ALARMS AND EXECUTE THESE MAGGOTS
@@user-cz7yp2ni9l a little late to say this, but yes.
@@TheNorthernR imagine being the intruder
@@user-cz7yp2ni9l just like
"Ooh, a TV! Wait, what's that noi-"
"SOUND THE ALARMS AND EXECUTE THESE MAGGOTS!"
"OH DEAR GOD-"
@@user-cz7yp2ni9l "Oh lovely, they sent me a Mo-ron!"
1:25 That's the best god damn alarm sound i want to wake up to ever , YES SIR OORAH
Father: Alexa how do you spell cantelope?
Sergeant Arch Dornan: Oh, lovely! They've sent me a moron!
The fact the audio actually works with the commercial is amazing
Fun fact you've watched this more than once
This is the first time I watch it.
@@ForneusThirty @Godzilla were's your power
Yes more arch dornan memes
In the name of President of the Enclave, this is the biggest treat to any classic Fallout fan. Wooooow
Shame he never became the president
There is a fanfic on spacebattles that has a president dornan
The President of the United States?
@@simonsezpoyo yes and he flees with a bunch of Navarro survivors by virtibird and builds a new America in the heartland
@@simonsezpoyothe president of the united states of america, who did you think I was talking about? Who the fu- who- what- i should kick your fuckin ass who is this?
I wonder what he'd say if you show up in power armor...
He'd probably still roast the sh!t out of you for whatever reason
*I'LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK!*
Dad: Alexa, how do you spell cantaloupe?
Dornan: Oooooh lovely, they sent me a moron…..
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Just for curiosity's sake, did you find this video in your recommended recently?
UPD: 100k views lezzgoo
Yep!
yes i did
yeah you're blessed by the algorithm
I search for something like this.
Yep
Dornan would make a great alexa voice XD
Saw the thumbnail and actually thought it was a real amazon ad that was just super specifically targeted at fallout fans
I keep finding this man. And I love it.
So is this what happened to Dornan? He got sent to an alternate reality and took the form of an Alexa. We must fear our god…
To be fair, the musical parts work.
Bro, if I had Dornan as my alarm, I would be at school in like 5 seconds
you dont have to yell at it but it gets to yell at you
"I WORK FOR A LIVING MOOORRRRRRRON"
Women: Alexa what time is it?
Alexa: what was that, did you forget something maggot?!
🤣
Dornan basically conscripted a family😂😂😂
1:11 I'm actually so sad you didn't add his voice line saying 510 years
other amazon echo edits make it say random stuff but this one he actually made it respond, which is really neat
good job
Sargent Dornan play an enclave song. Sargent dornan: great they send me a moron!
the fucking map music when they tell him to play rock music killed me
Dad, why did we buy a drill sergeant
This is art
Alexa, how many teaspoons in a tablespoon?
"YoU wIlL sTanD gUaRd aT tHe HanGar"
" Dad is not a morning person, but Echo definitely helps him wake up. "
" YOUAREOUTOFUNIFORM SOLDIER! WHERE IS YOUR *POWER ARMOR?* "
what the hell are you talking about? that's a textbook lullaby.
You should have given the father lines from Arcade Gannon
Welcome to America
Meanwhile patriotic music playing in the background
they dident order this they ordered x02 power armor but they losted it but are trying to act like they dident in the mail
I was saving this into the meme playlist before even clicking it
"DID YOU FORGET SOMETHING MAGOT"
This is the only Amazon Echo I want.
This reminds me of the toaster in fallout NV
YOU WANT WEAPON SCHMATICS I WILL GET YOU WEAPON WCHMATICS
This is too well done
Missed opportunity to have the music played be soundtrack from enclave radio
He doesn't even answer the questions which makes it much better 🤣🤣🤣
10/10 I'd watch this sitcom.
Perfect.
“What are you doing out of your armour? Help me squire!”
Bro my Alexa is triggering by this bro 💀
☠☠☠
Bruh Sergeant is going crazy 😂😂
How I think it would if it was self Aware: am The one asking the questions Maggot!!!!
this completes my top 3 list , amazing
This is strangely beautiful.
Alexa how old am i? Sergeant dor-lexa:AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS ARMY UNTIL YOU'RE 510 YEARS OLD!
Not my Alexa actually answering to this on accident 😂
The waking up scene is perfect
That sergeant will never cease to be funny 🫡
WHERES YOUR POWER ARMOR SOLDIER
I'd buy this product if it was with this voice over
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And that's when a certain Frank Horrigan arrives
If you speak to him with T-65/45 he just sends you to get a proper power armor
@@staringgasmask yeah that guys getting his helmet ripped off and grabbed by the Lower jaw and thrown into the Grand Canyon
That cannot outperform his uniform and p94 Winchester plasma rifle. Dornan is also a master of the Thu'um.
Dornan is gonna look at you for a few seconds, look at the dent you made in his helmet, look back at you again
And then throw you into fucking orbit like the insignificant poor excuse of a sattalite you are
The most American Amazon echo ever.
WIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLELELELLELELELE HARBEN
*_WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR???!!!!!_*
I haven’t seen one of these in a while lol
a person who made this video must really memorize All seaegeant arch dornan voice lines
Club penguin is kill
This is truly amazing
Oh my god i never thought id see this meme template again
Ill take youre entire stock
1:56 nice roast
when she said Alexa what time is it my Alexa went off
me
You
@@sireverwhite me
@@italiantaboritskyenjoyer4963 Yes me, you
should've added the evil toaster
Alexa,Spell USA
Alexa Dornan:wait thats legal
Oh lovely they sent me a moron.
Masterpiece
The one thing this doesnt know is... WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR!?!?!
I fookin can't out of laughter
this needs to be like globally seen
We all love him, but he hates us.
Oh lovely, they sent me a moroooon
I wish i was there when they recorded his voice
the legend of arch dornan lives on. that private he hated so much, turns out it was private garvey. arch actually established the minutemen an unofficial unrecognized independant organization with no affiliation to any goverment and no chain of command or structial hierarchy. More of a goon squad comprised of idiots outfitted with guns they barely knew how to use. All so he could demote private garvey harder. even after his death his irrational devotion percivered as garvey was now capable of demoting himself. Handing over the minutemen to the first rando and his dog to happen along. Accepting the demotion of that bastard who every playthru is either killed or encased in cement after being confined to the gallows. arch dornan lives on in us.
I LOVE THIS MEME
I'm setting Dornan as my alarm clock sound 😅
I expected the music to be change to Enclave music