Imma be real here: What makes Bonk% infinitely more enjoyable is that Odyssey is on the Switch. If this was for a Wii/Wii U game, every crash would follow with that infamous *BHHAAAAAAAA* noise that kills all fun.
Check out my new Sonic fan character, Mario the Plumber! He has an evil twin who also has his own evil twin in turn, and he _hates_ turtles. Come to think of it, the gloves match if nothing else.
I want to see the speed run where if he takes damage he gets faster in full. Is the stream for it on RUclips or Twitch and if so can someone point me to it?
Suggestion: Not just your controls get more sensitive every time you take damage, but the whole game gets faster (i. e. enemies move faster, lava rises faster, NPCs move faster etc.).
I would love to see it, that every moon collected gives a random status effect. I.E. faster, slower, jump higher, can't jump, forced capture, or something like that.
Butterdogodyssey% Beat Mario odyssey, and once you beat it, open Zelda BoTW and do butterdogdogwiththebutter% Basically you just drop butter on a dog as fast as possible
2:21: Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions. Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon! Chalmers: Yeah. [Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror] Skinner: Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour. [He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays] Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!! Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me? Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams! [Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.] Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers. Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams. Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'? Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect. Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region? Skinner: Uh...upstate New York. Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'. Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression. Chalmers: I see. [Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.] Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe! Chalmers: For steamed hams? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled. Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second. Chalmers: Of course. [Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire] Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?! Skinner: Aurora Borealis? Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!? Skinner: Yes. Chalmers: ...May I see it? Skinner: ...No. [They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.] Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire! Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights. Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham. [As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.] Agnes: Help! HELP!!!
I have an idea *"CapThrow% : You can only throw cappy a certain amount of times like for example 30 Cappy throws per kingdom (Twitch chat picks the number. It has to be over 10). You can use them for Captures and Cap Jumps Too. If you run out of Cap Throws you lose.
Challenge: Capture% Timing starts like normal but ends after you’ve captured every capturable thing at least once. You will have to pay past the credits to get the Goomba and Mario face parts capture
Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."
Well I think I've learned an important lesson from this video... Fir is 1000% the type to go mad with power, when the opportunity presents itself. It's even more obvious in the "taking damage makes him faster" portion of the video than when he has been a Seeker in SMO Hide'n'Seek.
6:00 the music here is so perfectly timed i love it. also i think the script for the post commentary is really well done and engaging. generally i just really enjoy the editing on your vids (:
Name%: You can only capture moons if the first letter of said moon spells your name. Time stops when you touch the ground after the last moon. Collecting the wrong one ends the run and chat decides how you die. If possible, start with all kingdom's unlocked.
Another great one! I knew the game had been cracked, but modded to this incredible extent. Frankly, Gooma + Cappy is a more interesting skill split than the original! I'd be curious to see wing upgrades for the concept, too.
Chessmate% Every time you get a moon, you must pause the game and move a peice in a separate chess game. If the bot beats you or you get a stale mate, the run is over. If by some miracle you win, then you must restart the chess game and continue the Speedrun.
I just came up with a speed run I’m not sure if it already exists but Feet%. It’s like Nipple% where you have to get boxers as quick as possible but the run ends when you take a screenshot of mario’s feet.
I'm imagining it being similar to the minecraft chunk challenge from this video where someone actually mods it in lol. If I knew how to mod at all I'd love to give it a go...
For the Goomba% one for the moon cave Dry Bones sections and the moons that can't be done with regular goomba it would have been cool if you spawned in a Paragoomba.
Dumb idea: PowerPoint% - Run starts once you create a new document in PowerPoint, when you finish a kingdom, create a slide related to that kingdom. Run ends once you finish the slide for Moon Kingdom.
StarWars% Speedrun Mario Odyssey, but every time you take damage, you pause and you have to say 25 words off the Star Wars script from the beginning. The timer does not pause when you are reading off said script. You have to start at Episode 4 since that came out first. The second time you take damage, you read the next 25 words, and the next time it happens, you read the next 25 words after that point If you run out of words on one script, you continue off the next script in release date order. "-" does not count as a word.
I think that that bee% has potencial, not as an speedrun [i guess] but as a high% alike challenge, like, trying to collect as many moons as possible with a set timer to do so. Thinking about it, it kinda would be hard to compete with the 100% runners, but it's just an idea.
Your solutions to all of these are genius, your content is just so fun to watch that I often find myself coming back and watching the videos again, which I very, _very_ rarely ever do. Especially the subscribe% run, it's the best -ask- legally binding contract for a subscribe I've ever seen. And that challenge where you get faster whenever you take damage is actually amazing, you should come back to it and do something else with it. Maybe Hide and Seek!
Here's a challenge: Noob Percent: You cannot skip anything, you have to get the World Peace achievement, and you have to sit through skippable cutscenes. Time starts when Mario gets up, ends when you have the World Peace moon.
I love how much fun Fir was having in a last run
I had to unsubscribe to sub
Imma be real here: What makes Bonk% infinitely more enjoyable is that Odyssey is on the Switch.
If this was for a Wii/Wii U game, every crash would follow with that infamous *BHHAAAAAAAA* noise that kills all fun.
It doesn't always do that, sometimes it just repeats a section of the sound effects and music
It isn't pleasant but still better
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
I miss the sound
I find that more enjoyable honestly, it’s funny
I disagree. PPCHalt is the best sound a console could produce. It adds character.
Fantastic to make some more stupid mods for this series, will 100% be back for round 4 (if there is a round 4 I have no idea)
Hello Amethyst how's your day been? Love your work, especially on that one time travel one! :D
I love your mods seeing seeing Fir becoming more of an anime villian by the second
Yeah the mods series is really fun to watch at.
Now do it where damage makes him slower.
Hi
Can we just give props to peach for being the only character who doesn’t shoo you away or run away frantically when you capture an enemy?
Don't forget the cheep cheep lady
They just react scared
now
👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻
That last one was the Sonic Mario hybrid we've all been waiting for
Somari but good
Check out my new Sonic fan character, Mario the Plumber! He has an evil twin who also has his own evil twin in turn, and he _hates_ turtles.
Come to think of it, the gloves match if nothing else.
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@@allymoff F
11:28
Technically you could’ve used the R button as it’s not the right stick
CJ said not to touch the right stick
Not to ban camera controls
11:04 Fir chose to do it as no camera controls instead
5:58 Can we just appreciate how well-timed that elevator "ding" in the background was to him crashing
LOL THE CHUNK!
first reply to verifed comment lol
second reply to verified comment, lmao
Hello!
@@SGvidsPlayz good
hallo
I want to see the speed run where if he takes damage he gets faster in full. Is the stream for it on RUclips or Twitch and if so can someone point me to it?
Twitch
I believe it's these.
Day 1: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1587457826?sr=a&t=6s
Day 2: www.twitch.tv/fir_/v/1588463476?sr=a&t=0s
Just do it damageless and technically it counts
@@GlitchKnight113 thanks Glitch
Twitch
Suggestion: Not just your controls get more sensitive every time you take damage, but the whole game gets faster (i. e. enemies move faster, lava rises faster, NPCs move faster etc.).
Amazing amazing
I would love to see it, that every moon collected gives a random status effect. I.E. faster, slower, jump higher, can't jump, forced capture, or something like that.
i feel like the goomba challenge would be interesting to see in hide and seek, where everyone must be a goomba
Butterdogodyssey%
Beat Mario odyssey, and once you beat it, open Zelda BoTW and do butterdogdogwiththebutter%
Basically you just drop butter on a dog as fast as possible
Butter cap in Odyssey would work too
@@purevessle2641 Too dumb
@@judahhossain5101 to each his own
I feel like the minecraft mod has potential. Imagine hide and seek but the whole world is breakable
that'd be cool but unfortunately basically every spot would be against the rules
Remember reading some of these a while back and thinking of how stupid they were
Viewer%: you have to play the game by watching your twitch stream
hopefully with the sound on so it feedback loops infinitely
2:21:
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.
Skinner: Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome. I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!
Chalmers: Yeah.
[Skinner runs to the kitchen, only to find his roast is burnt and gasps in horror]
Skinner: Oh, Egads! My roast is ruined! But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? [chuckles] Delightfully devilish, Seymour.
[He begins to climb through the window, but Chalmers enters the kitchen. The theme song to an imaginary show called "Skinner and the Superintendent" then plays]
Chalmers: SEEEEEYMOOUUURRR!!!
Skinner: Superintendent! I was just...uh---just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise! Care to join me?
Chalmers: Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?
Skinner: Uh... ooh! That isn't smoke, it's steam! Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm, steamed clams!
[Once Chalmers leaves the kitchen, Skinner breathes a sigh of relief, climbs out the window, and runs across the street to Krusty Burger, where buys hamburgers and french fries to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with the fast food on a silver tray.]
Skinner: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for some mouthwatering hamburgers.
Chalmers: I thought we were having steamed clams.
Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
Chalmers: You call hamburgers 'steamed hams'?
Skinner: Yes! It's a regional dialect.
Chalmers: Uh-huh. Eh, what region?
Skinner: Uh...upstate New York.
Chalmers: Really? Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard anyone use the phrase 'steamed hams'.
Skinner: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
Chalmers: I see.
[Chalmers takes a bite out of a burger and chews it a little, while Skinner sips his drink.]
Chalmers: You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
Skinner: Hohoho, no! Patented Skinner Burgers. Old family recipe!
Chalmers: For steamed hams?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: Yes, and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact they are obviously grilled.
Skinner: Y- Uh.. you know, the... One thing I should... excuse me for one second.
Chalmers: Of course.
[Skinner enters and leaves the kitchen swiftly upon seeing it is now on fire]
Skinner: [yawns] Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped.
Chalmers: Yes, I should be--good lord, what is happening in there?!
Skinner: Aurora Borealis?
Chalmers: Ah- Aurora Borealis!? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen!?
Skinner: Yes.
Chalmers: ...May I see it?
Skinner: ...No.
[They exit the house as the kitchen fire grows larger.]
Agnes: Seymour! The house is on fire!
Skinner: No, mother, it's just the Northern Lights.
Chalmers: Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow, but I must say... you steam a good ham.
[As Chalmers begins heading home, Agnes screams for help, causing Chalmers to look back towards the house. Skinner gives him a thumbs up and a fake smile, causing him to keep walking away. Once Chalmers is out of sight, Skinner rushes back into the house to deal with the fire.]
Agnes: Help! HELP!!!
I have an idea
*"CapThrow% : You can only throw cappy a certain amount of times like for example 30 Cappy throws per kingdom (Twitch chat picks the number. It has to be over 10). You can use them for Captures and Cap Jumps Too. If you run out of Cap Throws you lose.
Ye nice!!
Loved the video, it’s fun to see these wacky ideas realized
Challenge: Capture% Timing starts like normal but ends after you’ve captured every capturable thing at least once. You will have to pay past the credits to get the Goomba and Mario face parts capture
“All Captures” was already a category. It was probably a category very early on.
Your videos are the best Fir! I especially love the little videos with a story and the paper cutouts lol
One step closer to becoming speedrunner mario
2:32 I love how Fir purposely said chubk
"its only been a net positive"
proceeds to almost die
Fir never fails to make great content out of this
7:38 This kid, kinda had a creative idea, I salute you.
11:29 - 17:02 is just "Every time you take more damage, you inhale more copium"
Ok but the actual thing was more sensitive controls how did that turn into he moves faster?
@@matthewjanz593 Actualy that's a great question, that's probably just how he interpreted control sensitivity
Controller% : every time you finish a story section of a kingdom you change how you play the game. (Example: finish cap kingdom on hand held, switch to on big screen.) "This includes all necessary story moons. And kingdom changes/progression."
This was such a good video. I love the ridiculous ones, especially when they're nothing to do with SMO - the art one was brilliant
Well I think I've learned an important lesson from this video... Fir is 1000% the type to go mad with power, when the opportunity presents itself. It's even more obvious in the "taking damage makes him faster" portion of the video than when he has been a Seeker in SMO Hide'n'Seek.
Love how he just becomes Vagitta by the end of the last one, asking people to hurt him so he can get stronger in order to beat his arch-nemisis.
5:58 The timing of the bonk with the music is spot on!
That last run was hilarious, and the goomba run too lol
6:00 the music here is so perfectly timed i love it. also i think the script for the post commentary is really well done and engaging. generally i just really enjoy the editing on your vids (:
I love how you can make dumb challenges entretaining to watch
Name%: You can only capture moons if the first letter of said moon spells your name. Time stops when you touch the ground after the last moon. Collecting the wrong one ends the run and chat decides how you die. If possible, start with all kingdom's unlocked.
Idea : BonkMaster% Basically like Any% but everytime you bonk you go back a kingdom :)
Love the sheer hubris that you had during the when you take damage you go faster run
Well done! i enjoyed this quite a lot. The goomba and minecraft were really cool as well
0:00 intro
0:10 art in between
2:31 mine a chunk
3:37 read the b movie script
4:29 cap kingdom
7:19 American healthcare
10:58 oddesy
17:02 end
Another great one! I knew the game had been cracked, but modded to this incredible extent. Frankly, Gooma + Cappy is a more interesting skill split than the original! I'd be curious to see wing upgrades for the concept, too.
There is no goomba + cappy he is just using the 2 player mode so he can throw cappy while capturing something
Mario percent where you have random pictures of Mario pop up on scene and you can't take it off until you've reached the next kingdom
American healthcare% so funny
Chessmate%
Every time you get a moon, you must pause the game and move a peice in a separate chess game. If the bot beats you or you get a stale mate, the run is over. If by some miracle you win, then you must restart the chess game and continue the Speedrun.
Gamecube%
Super Mario Oddessy, but with the gamecube controller.
I had a stupid idea:
Pizza Delivery% - Order a large pizza for delivery and play until it arrives... And if you want, eat it on stream.
Ok lets be honest, these videos are so good to watch while eating.
Im a kid but when I watched this I was eating lol 😂
Just like you said it’s so good to eat while whatching this
Pls don’t judge me I’m a kid
Oh yeah another Mario speed run video! Let’s get you to 1M subs!
Fir: This Speed Mod Makes It So That I Can Go Back On The Mecha-Broodal
Me: You Can Do That In Vanilla
Fir: Shut Up
Loved this! woudl love to become this like series because I think there is no end to stupid ideas
I love how bro was like "screw it" and took a picture of lost kingdom and said "photography is a form of art"
new idea: talkandtalk% talk to ALL the cpu
I think it’s good to see that this 5-year-old game is still being kept alive through speedruns and silly shit like this
I laughed so hard when he just flied straight to Bowser at 16:09
I just came up with a speed run I’m not sure if it already exists but Feet%. It’s like Nipple% where you have to get boxers as quick as possible but the run ends when you take a screenshot of mario’s feet.
Glad to see goombario finally make a reappearance
Racing% get someone to drive a 2 mile circle around any where and once they get back you stop
Challenge: Coin%, if a coin appears on your screen, you must beeline straight to it and grab that coin.
There's so many world coins tho lol. But idk maybe it's doable
@@richardpike8748 I mean, He wanted stupid challenges so I thought this would apply.
Souvenir%
Collect all of the souvenirs and stickers in each kingdom.
lawsuit%
You are in a lawsuit against bowser for killing his troops. You open up objection.lol
Bye that’s too funny omg
I'm imagining it being similar to the minecraft chunk challenge from this video where someone actually mods it in lol. If I knew how to mod at all I'd love to give it a go...
I have an idea for a speedrun: betrayal%
Just trap cappy somewhere like a piranha plant and then run as far as you can
the only art chat liked was the one he didn't do
harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.
Stalker% take a picture of every female character in the game without them noticing you
For the Goomba% one for the moon cave Dry Bones sections and the moons that can't be done with regular goomba it would have been cool if you spawned in a Paragoomba.
Love your videos!
2:33 was hilarious because I've only just now caught that you said "chubk"
Challenge:
100% in Superstar-Mode
Dinosaur: I fear no man, but that thing.
(Goomba image)
Dinosaur: It scares me.
Sub area %: only get moons from sub areas
I don’t even think that’s possible
Lol
Pocket% Every bit of damage removes a moon
15:47 No, that mod should be called "Fir gets addicted to speed"
Do The Speed Up Thing… In Assist Mode.
DON’T HOLD BACK ON THE DAMAGE!
The cascade kingdom drawing 😂 I love it
No healing except checkpoints, and each damage makes you faster and it's permanent
9:49 the dude specifically said PAINT
Can’t believe we finally got the backstory for TerminalMontage’s Speedrunner Mario
“Oh it’s much to slow” had me rolling 🤣
Dumb idea: PowerPoint% - Run starts once you create a new document in PowerPoint, when you finish a kingdom, create a slide related to that kingdom. Run ends once you finish the slide for Moon Kingdom.
StarWars%
Speedrun Mario Odyssey, but every time you take damage, you pause and you have to say 25 words off the Star Wars script from the beginning. The timer does not pause when you are reading off said script.
You have to start at Episode 4 since that came out first.
The second time you take damage, you read the next 25 words, and the next time it happens, you read the next 25 words after that point
If you run out of words on one script, you continue off the next script in release date order.
"-" does not count as a word.
I love how the last run he isn’t upset getting a more intense modification he just says he’s getting more powerful it was hilarious
CBD(Can-Bottle-Drink)% Drink 5 seconds of a Soft drink or water every time you get a moon the goal is that you need to drink the whole bottle or can.
1:33 I was 100% expecting loss here
Cold Burger %
You start with a warm burger on a plate at your desk. After every kingdom, you take 1 bite of it
I Think Art% Should Have Been Speed Running All Art Moons.
The last one reminds me of when Doug Doug needed a horse tilting intervention
Finally I was looking for someone mentioning this. Throughout that entire section I was like “this seems a lot like Doug Doug’s horse tilt addiction”
The run where fir gets faster is basically just the story of a drug addicted
Tourist%
Take a picture of Mario standing on each kingdom's most iconic landmark.
I think that that bee% has potencial,
not as an speedrun
[i guess]
but as a high% alike challenge,
like, trying to collect as many moons as possible with a set timer to do so.
Thinking about it,
it kinda would be hard to compete with the 100% runners,
but it's just an idea.
Fun Fact: In the one where he crashes every time he bonks, if he didn't crash every time he bonks he would have gotten sub hour (maybe)
Your solutions to all of these are genius, your content is just so fun to watch that I often find myself coming back and watching the videos again, which I very, _very_ rarely ever do.
Especially the subscribe% run, it's the best -ask- legally binding contract for a subscribe I've ever seen.
And that challenge where you get faster whenever you take damage is actually amazing, you should come back to it and do something else with it. Maybe Hide and Seek!
Me: *watches all the challenge videos*
Fir: "Well? I'm waiting."
...
Okay, fine.
party% Everyone time you bonk or take damage every entity(as much entities you can spawn before the game crashes)spawns.
Dude u have gone speed crazy
in the speed challenge Fir sounded like he's in the honeymoon phase of a quickly approaching drug problem aksdasdasdas
Bro no way! You actually chose my dumbass challenge! Thanks dude that means alot!
Here's a challenge: Noob Percent: You cannot skip anything, you have to get the World Peace achievement, and you have to sit through skippable cutscenes. Time starts when Mario gets up, ends when you have the World Peace moon.
Okay, Fir. I got one for you.
Chat controls Mario's size, making him smaller or larger. His speed and jumping scale to his size.
Ahhh, I love the utilization of Dadaism within your painting.
I’d love to see some challenges get incorporated into hide and seek, like maybe the damage = speed challenge