Trying your dumbest Mario Speedruns...
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- Опубликовано: 27 июн 2023
- So many people leave comments suggesting the most ridiculous and stupidest Mario Speedruns and Challenges so today I decided I would make the bad decision to actually give them a try. Hopefully you enjoy!
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Next up we have KillGoomba%. You kill specifically 74 goombas in the quickest time possible.
Sounds fun do small Goombas count
Can’t kill anymore or else you fail
@@aeolus3145 no
Is that cause there are exactly 74 goombas in mario odyssey?
Are there just 73 goombas -_-
Honestly snap% genuinely seems like it'd be a fun mod to use for a race, if you could give both players the same 'seed' and ensure there's no soft locks
That’s literally what I’m thinking. This is a genuinely good idea
would you let the players practice the seed beforehand?
@@whee2390 no, I think it'd be much more fun blind
@@mariambarnes4023 yeah, true
Could he have picked up an extra moon before lost and made it out or would that not count towards the total needed?
An optimal strat for Pizza% would be to order from the farthest pizza place within a reasonable distance from your house
Hahoohagagaga%
Get as far as possible while mario is constantly on fire
Fir is gonna have a stroke reading this challenge
@@Hazelbazelwastakenhe’s gonna have a seizure reading this
Just play the sound for the name.
I'm scared for fir
Honestly, the Thanos% is actually a good idea, it just needs some checks at deletion to make sure you can finish the run.
No way, do you think Thanos checked who he deleted? WE MUST BE BIBLICALLY ACCURATE
@@MaoMaster69wait a moment, THANOS WAS IN THE BIBLE
@@MaoMaster69 Thanos deleted people, not stars…
@@MaoMaster69He did seemingly delete all species in half equally instead of going for a totally random 50% which could have led to the complete deletion of certain living things.
@@MaoMaster69 he did leave tony alive after he told him he would unless you want to say that's just luck
Fir in his villain arc, scamming the chat was hilarious
11:46 for those who want to jump there
yeah that was great, loved it
Tree villian arc
@@repentandbelieveinJesusChrist2shut up no one was talking to you
Some guy beat the system by saying "No, we do not end the run".
*genius*
Fir: Do you want to NOT end the run?
(no)
The entire chat:
"he tricked us!"
"choose 1! choose 1!"
"SCAM!!!!!!"
"He's tricking us!"
"That's cheating!"
Everytime Fir goes "YOU FOOLS" with his chat, you know things are getting excting
Hide and seek %
Normal speedrun but you can't leave a kingdom until you've found the hider in that kingdom
OH THAT'S ACTUALLY COOL
Underrated comment
Honestly the first idea is an actual good idea for a speed run since it has rng like talkatoo%
Just need to make sure the lost scenario can't happen and you have something fun for races between people too.
That's what I was thinking. Change the mod to ensure each area always has min number of moons to leave and it would be a good mod
Thanos’s snap was intended to curb overpopulation on planets across the universe, so I think it’s safe to assume that the snap killed 50% of each planet’s population individually, rather than 50% across the entire universe at random, so saying “50% of the Moons in each kingdom were killed” makes sense
Your profile picture is so cute
@@mathcookie8224I think that’s how it worked in the video tho? Because he said that in all Sub-areas there would only be 1 moon
I thought calendar% was actually pretty cool, it'd be amazing to see the different pictures everyone would come up with
It’s not much of a Speedrun category and more of a design prompt
@@JeffDeff-hp3el anything is a Speedrun if its a race to do it as fast as possible
Rickroll% - Listen to Never Gonna Give You Up on loop 10 times, and get to the radio in Metro from a new save file before the song has finished the tenth playthrough. Timing ends when Mario begins to dance in front of the radio.
Hey Fir, I know you mentioned you didn't want anymore soeedrun ideas, but I figured I'd pitch this to you as I think it's interesting. Big fan btw. Toad% Basically starting from a 100% file, travel to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Please try running this, it would mean a lot. Thx
Yes please. Can I copy-paste this so there's a bigger chance he will see it? I'll credit you
I love how we act like we know what we're doing, however all we're doing is add "%" next to a word and call it a speedrun
Noidea% complete the run without a route
Percent%
Come up with a speedrun as fast as possible.
Yeah, I think people forget that % means the percent of the game completed, not just “speedrun”
Fir, make a Fir% where you have to capture the tree in deep woods, then making your favorite outfit to complete the run.
To clarify why he has to capture the tree because a fir tree is a type of tree that we kinda use as Christmas trees, and that tree looks like one so yeah
DO IT FIR!
So treeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee%
4:24 he actually started to tear up lol
"Angela is done preparing the pizza! 😨" is the funniest shit I've heard all day lmao
pizza% was the best one yet, so intense and so stressful the whole run
Someone else tried it with Mario party mini games, but they ordered there pizza to try to get it to take as long as possible
I feel like theres a genius video idea in a calendar competition. Get two-three people to make a mario calendar in idk, 45 minutes, and then have someone else judge how well it represents that month. Preferably have the judge not know who submitted which picture.
Thanos didn’t snap Mario, but he did snap his height
Checkpoint%: You collect every single checkpoint/flag in smo *but* you also have to beat the game!
Calendar% and Pizza% need to be a run for more games
RedFalcon did something like Pizza% for Mario party where he had to beat every minigame before the pizza arrived
Elden Ring Calendar%
Minecraft%.
Beat as much as possible before a Minecraft day passes (20 min.)
Torture Percent: Your health constantly ticks away, but taking damage heals you up! Reverse No Damage Run!
Alternately: Reverse No Damage could be "Take every form of damage fast as possible"
There actually is a speed run for getting every damage type as fast as possible!
@@thoopsy Oh, ye?
Costume%. Kind of speaks for itself. You have to collect *EVERY. SINGLE. COSTUME.* Including purple coin costumes and the 8 bit Mario costume.
The pressure of Pizza% is just too good for it to be one-off
apology% where you make a 3 minute apology video like essay for every enemy you kill
Bosses not included, right?
@@TCOFFICIAL01 bosses included.
@@falonee uhn 0% is gooder
Impostor%: Get the Luigi outfit as fast as you can and then talk to him in any kingdom.
1:16 "We're in an alternate universe now. I think those exist in Marvel. I don't know. I don't watch any of the movies. This is a different snap with different moons."
Yup, alternate universes exist in Marvel.
And snaps can only affect one universe each because the infinity stones only work in their own universe.
Color%. Every kingdom you spin a wheel with 9 colors: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, white, gray, brown, and black. Whichever color you get, you can't touch. If you do touch the color, you die.
The Snap% run could be really fun for a race (potentially)
Gardener%. You have to get every plant-related moon. The seeds, the beanstalks, the cacti, etc.
Cars 3%: Kill the number of goombas as the Rev n Go sponsor number (73) in cars.
Callender% seems like it would be really interesting to see from a bunch of different streamers. Cause depending on where you live the different months mean different things, like up here in Canada, October isnt really Halloween, more so preperations for the winter.
I actually like the idea of a Thanos% race, because it forces you to take the any% route, & adapt it on the fly.
i love these videos, you should keep doing them fir. Also here's a speedrun challenge that you can try to get modded.
Slaughter%: you start with a 30 sec timer for every kingdom that will count down and kill you if it reaches 0. You can gain 15 seconds of extra time on your life if you kill any enemy such as a goomba for example. Before kindgoms without any enemies to kill like ruined kingdom, you can have a 2 minute timer as it would probably be impossible with 30 seconds to beat the dragon.
Aren’t there enemies that spawn on the dragon for you to kill? The little purple spiky guys?
@@mathcookie8224 yes but 30 seconds to get to the wire, get across to the arena, dodge all the dragon’s attacks isn’t enough time to kill the purple guys on time
with 2 minutes it probably is
i did forget about those tho
Speedrun idea: Homeless%
Mario is now homeless and has go up to random NPCs and beg for moons. The NPCs will give him a task or errand to do, like go ground pound this spot, or bring me this seed, or kill this enemy, exc. It could also be transformed into Felon% Mario has been sent to jail and has to perform community service to complete his sentence and save peach :)
God mode% Mario is uncontrollable. Super speed, fly, strength, etc
Talking Ben%. You must ask Ben for every non story moon before picking it up. You can ask for a normal any% for any 3 kingdoms. If he laughs you need to pick up an extra moon. Restart if you get softlocked.
Edit: I tried this run and he laughed so much that I am removing that rule if you try this run.
Honestly the Pizza% one was kinda hype
Gamble%
Do the any% route but you have to gamble in every kingdom that has the gambling game available, and you have to get every ending in the gambling. (At least 1 coin win, 1 heart win, 1 moon win, etc)
1:12 bro, really just gshowed us all of his games
These videos are actually so funny. I loved the Ohio %
He really went to Ohio for a 3 second clip huh
I bet he lives in Ohio, or maybe even Western Indiana
@@brieoconnor9824 He lives in Cincinnati, so technically he briefly left Ohio for Ohio%
@@royalfizzbin2131 how do you know that lol?
@@Samarex_ I watch his twitch and it's come up a few times. Mostly in context of putting chili on spaghetti or wanting to not live in Ohio.
Saul% You need to make mario wear the crazy cap suit and read out the chicanery rant while inside the city hall.
Social interaction% get every moon that requires you to talk to an NPC
Homeless%. No cappy,no camera,no captures,no costumes and no checkpoints.
Beat the game in 5 minutes or less.
These videos are hilarious, and I hope that the "Stop sending me ideas" was in jest and you do more. Honestly, there could be some interesting potential in "Thanos races" or similar if it was smart enough to guarantee the game can be completed. Remembering moons off the beaten path to get to get through quickly could be interesting.
Also, feel free to disregard if you really don't want more ideas, buuuuuut:
Orbit%: Every time you pick up a moon, a 2 D sprite of it appears on your HUD and starts to orbit Mario. Each moon starts at a random distance and orbits at a random speed/direction. Get as far into the game as you can before your screen gets totally obscured by moons.
Mystery% you get a friend to write down a specific task for you to complete. It could be like getting a specific moon, jumping of a specific cliff, or bonking in a random spot. It could be literally anything. You do not know what it is and you have to guess by doing the things and when you do the right thing, they tell you and the run is over.
Why does this have so many likes???
Ultimate Bonk%. Bonk on every wall in the game. Fences count, anything you can bonk on (this counts takin damage from enemies) counts.
Vacation% Mario takes a vacation at seaside kingdom. Requirements: Mollusque Lanceur must be defeated, Mario must be wearing the resort hat and resort outfit, and needs to rest rest on one of the few lounge chairs to end the speedrun. THE SPEEDRUN MUST BE IN A NEW FILE.
Cat% a cat spawns in each kingdom and you have to find them before you move on
World Bonk%: Bonk in every Kingdom as fast as possible
I thought of the best speedrun
Heat%: After every moon put on 1 blanket
“HES ALIVES!” as he says in glory
Hatcapture%. Get atleast 20 different hats from stores and capture 20 different enemies with each of the 20 hats. You also have to spin every moon with your hat(anykind is fine) before you collect that moon.
Like if this is a good dumb idea.
I don't know
I love Calendar%, it's a cute idea that could be applied to different games! :D
Thx
Fir% Do your favorite moon, in your favorite kingdom, in your favorite outfit, while wearing your favorite hat, and saying your favorite word at the same time at least once.🗿
Villager% what ever kingdom your in, you have to speak like the characters that live in that kingdom
That legitimately made me tear up when I saw that the tostarena shopkeeper had passed away 😢
I always love you doing our dumb ideas. Looking forward to seeing more in the future!
MaximumCapture% You have to capture every possible capture in the game. The speed run ends when you capture every possible capturable thing in the game
Next up Delete%, if you bonk or take damage, a 5 random moons get deleted from the kingdom your in. And if you die, you need to get 3 extra moons to complete the kingdom.
This deserves its own stream/video due to the inevitable long length it will have%: 100% but you have to do the moons in order. Not kingdom order though. You can collect moons 1,2,3 in Sand Kingdom, then go to Cap and collect moons 1,2,3,4, and then go back to Sand to collect moons 4,5,6.
Democracy%: every second moon you have to let chat vote whether you can get it or not (if chat votes no, they have to vote on more moons until they say yes. Then you have one free one (however you cannot pick one up that chat previously said no to) and then chat has to vote again and so on).
Anyway, great video again!
Inverted% You play the game like a normal speedrun, but you hold the left joycon in your right hand, and the right joycon in your left hand.
Toad%, in a 100% file, get to every kingdom and talk to captain toad as fast as possible without warping. Run ends when you talk to all of them.
Murder percent, mario kill every thing on sight while trying to beat the game
First one would be good for a challenge race, just fix it so its half in every area and pthe checks okay.
1% you walk, 5 steps. That’s it.🗿
Then again, if you managed to leave the Lost Kingdom, you would be stuck in the Ruined Kingdom since it only has 3 base-game moons.
My suggestion:
Remember the Birdwatching%? Do that but with enemies that you come across throughout the game like Bullet Bills, the Dragon, Gushens etc.
I was not expecting Ohio%
It’s a little less surprising if you know he’s from Cincinnati
Goomba100%: possess every possible goomba in the game (stacks count all included goombas as possessed)
Sphere% in every kingdom you have to find 3 spheres. If you can’t find 3 in one kingdom the run is over
Pizza 2.0% Every time you complete a kingdom you eat a slice of pizza when all 8 slices are gone the run ends and you have to order it from a papa murphy's
Plush% try getting as far as you can in the game before someone buys your plush.
Serene%: Kill one regular size Goomba (not the small yellow ones) without jumping on it.
did the serene idea come from the line from super mario bros wonder in the 6-21-23 nintendo direct "that goomba looks so serene"?
That's the one.
Siri%:prepare 5 (or any number you want) sandwiches. every time you enter a kingdom ask Siri heads or tails. Heads allow you to continue while tails force you to eat a sandwich. run ends when you get tails and have 0 sandwiches left
I Have No Friends%
Mario Odyssey, but every NPC is gone
Someone please make the calendar. I think it would be funny if Fir somehow owned the physical thing
Skip percent: get 10 skips as fast as you can, it doesn’t matter what skips just 10 of them.
Random%: every moon you collect teleports you to a random kingdom, except moon.
Apocalypse%
Every npc is dead. Bosses are gone and the story moons are just kind of there. No music. Shops are empty, and all creatures have disappeared from the overworld
I suggest "stomp%"
The run ends when you have killed every single enemy you can kill by just stomping them, like the Goombas.
If any other kind of kill happens because of you, either a direct not-stomp kill or by accident, you have to reset the run, unless it is an obligatory kill to progress on the game, like the bosses.
Fir likes to torture himself, Keep sending more challenges.
Binge% you automatically unlock every kingdom but you can only get moons with numbers like a series, no other moons allowed.
Tax%, a throwback to your mafia debt video where you lose 1 coin every second
I have a hiding spot. Open the door to the odyssey and walk in just enough to the point where you can’t see Mario, but you don’t trigger the loading zone. You will last a while, guaranteed.
when the seekers get out of the odyssey, you´ll be captured immidently
@@Sg197smo the don’t walk out of the door, stay spawn in front if it.
I can’t edit that comment, but I meant to say that they spawn in front of the door, which will also close. People who hide there can only be caught if a seeker enters the Odyssey.
Brother%: meet Luigi as fast as possible
3:52 Fir is a fan of Captain Toad...
Me too i love that silly dude😅
RanDOm% use a random number generator of 1-100, and whatever you land on is what present of the game you have to complete
harriet%: every boss except for bowser, the broodal-bot, and madame broodal are replaced with harriet.
Wet%. Enter all sets of swimmable water as fast as you can. Each time your YT sub count changes during it, you have to reset the run.
Custom% all moons are replaced with custom moons
We also have Fact%. It’s basically just a normal speed run but every time you reach a new kingdom you tell the viewers a fact about the kingdom.
Pay2win%
Throwing cappy costs one coin, goal is to beat Bowser
The best speedrun, dinosaursuicide% where you jump off the map as a Dino as quick as you can.
For lost kingdom in the Thanos% speed run, You could’ve got the one moon behind the odyssey. The one with the key.
Coin% you have to pick up every coin you come across 😂
Bro won't have the BALLS to do this one
Fir: " i really hope he didn't delete gambling." I'm dying😂
Economy%, Get as many moons from stores. Costume moons are included.
Boss%: Play SMO while trying to beat every boss or in general, any NPC that puts other NPC's or Mario at a disadvantage e.g Clepto. The rematch counts too. Time end when you beat every boss. This includes
Broodals
World Peace bosses like Cookiteel(i cant spell)
Bowser
Every Rematch
Clepto in Mainland Lost and Subarea.
and more that I didn't mention.
Furiousgamer%
Every time fir tries to input jump/ cap throw/ walk
1/8th of the time the input will not go through
Run ends when you beat the game