I’ve never even played Suika before. I’ve seen the whole 6 days of obsession show up on my recommended, but never cared. This video is the first I have ever seen of Suika
The fact this video is 41 minutes long is a CRIME because it completely undermines the fact that CJ spent OVER 1 AND A HALF HOURS trying to get that watermelon.
Woulda been funnier if Jacob had CJ beg for the 20 gifted for like 10 minutes just to point out that the challenge never said he had to _receive_ the gifted subs.
Really appreciate you pointed out that fraudulant Smallant. He clickbaited us, thinking he won't use any weapons, map or sheikah tablet. But these are displayed in the whole video!
@@holyelephantmg8838there’s a magic the Noah video where he gets tortured along with his friends because he tortured them. Scratch that, there’s multiple, the two I can think of are the defend the princess one with the party crashers, and the one where they had to try to beat the cannon dwarf.
Alpha putting in the "gifted subs" ones is a big brain move. You know chat is gonna gift. Also the "call alpharad and beg for 20 gifted subs no matter what" lmao.
“Ask Alpharad for funny content” has got to be one of the absolute best hacks ever It will NOT fail, guaranteed I am dying at the “beg for 20 gifted subs” thing
A funny and not mentally depriving idea: Everytime you bonk/take damage you open another "10 hours of silence interrupted by" video Edit: Like That one failboat video
was in this stream, had to go to bed before he finished suika edit: ever since this stream, i havent been able to see anything related to suika without frowning
So today I got back from spending a week with my gf, and the whole day I've felt lonely and sad because i miss her so much. However, watching this video actually cheered me up a bit, especially the silly little dance part. I love your content, and I'm excited to see more Odyssey challenges in the future
cjya might have beaten this but... the real heroes where the pikmin sounds we heard along the way. We will forever miss you Pikmin. You were a real hero.
Bro spend 2 hours getting a watermelon.
The fact that I thought this meant a real watermelon from like a supermarket or something
@@IExist-hi7ws Imagine he had to tho.
@@IExist-hi7ws that fact that what? You didn't finish the sentence
I’ve never even played Suika before. I’ve seen the whole 6 days of obsession show up on my recommended, but never cared.
This video is the first I have ever seen of Suika
@@jstar3382 he did finish the sentence though
Your best friend alpharad sure had your best interest for his wheel
Especially with that 20 gifted😂
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@@IExist-hi7wsthe first Suika game took him almost 2 hours on its own
woah i was the 1k like
14:05 “I’M ABOUT TO ASK THIS 15 YEAR OLD A RIDICULOUS QUESTION” caught me so off guard 🤣
i spat my food wtf
You gotta be more prepared. This is not what I thought prepared look like.
Is that the hook English teachers wanted?
@@holyelephantmg8838 that's what english teachers say to the other english teachers before they go to the classroom
Caught CJ off guard too, clearly
The fact this video is 41 minutes long is a CRIME because it completely undermines the fact that CJ spent OVER 1 AND A HALF HOURS trying to get that watermelon.
That was the most boring part of the video so it’s totally justified
I dunno. I feel like the hard cut from ~25 minute to the hour mark says *way* more than a longer thing would have.
10:29 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@Wote89true, but it’s still weird to me.
@@ezekielanderson9055 opinion
Woulda been funnier if Jacob had CJ beg for the 20 gifted for like 10 minutes just to point out that the challenge never said he had to _receive_ the gifted subs.
Jacob out here trying to get CJ canceled 🤣🤣
Really appreciate you pointed out that fraudulant Smallant. He clickbaited us, thinking he won't use any weapons, map or sheikah tablet. But these are displayed in the whole video!
That part was dangerous for me cause I haven't played TotK yet and wasn't expecting it to pop up in a Mario Odyssey video 😂😅
sheikah?
I love how, after avoiding bonking the entire run, bonking became a useful tool in the end
Truly poetic
The Bonk giveth, and the Bonk taketh away.
i love that, completely unprompted, cj just decided to pull up mr beast videos when he was only told to watch a smallant video
Alpharad: who needs therapy when you can torture your friends?
Those aren’t the same?
@@Legithiro I have, and from my experience they are the same
@@holyelephantmg8838 What? No way!
@@holyelephantmg8838there’s a magic the Noah video where he gets tortured along with his friends because he tortured them. Scratch that, there’s multiple, the two I can think of are the defend the princess one with the party crashers, and the one where they had to try to beat the cannon dwarf.
“FALL, FALL” -cjya 2024, probably yelling at a sweet old woman
Alpha putting in the "gifted subs" ones is a big brain move. You know chat is gonna gift.
Also the "call alpharad and beg for 20 gifted subs no matter what" lmao.
22:03 If you look in the chat, you can see that the DougDoug infection is spreading
It took me a minute to realize you meant the person yelling RIGGED
i saw that too lmaooo, i was like hi doug viewers
you can also see it at 9:53 after the blindfolded challenge lmao
“Ask Alpharad for funny content” has got to be one of the absolute best hacks ever
It will NOT fail, guaranteed
I am dying at the “beg for 20 gifted subs” thing
A funny and not mentally depriving idea:
Everytime you bonk/take damage you open another "10 hours of silence interrupted by" video
Edit: Like That one failboat video
Like that one Failboat video?
Like that one Failboat video.
@@saikoormike yes
@@abiestar261 yes
like that one rtgame video!
He really went cinemasins mode on SmallAnt.
della's instructions were top tier. that coordination was amazing.
18:42 "Left, right, that's right" That's the comentary we came to see
Truly impressive (ly large) amount of time to get a watermelon.
Let’s all agree that alpharad has some of the craziest things on his wheel
The occasional "pikmiiiin" gives me life.
Peeekmiiiin
I got really invested in the Suika part and forgot this was a Mario Odyssey video
7:08 he dances like baby Groot, but somehow worse.
2:05 I heard the theme and got thrown back to the preview of the Suikarad Gold video. That night was a fucking trip, and the live chat was abysmal
6:51 "i'll do anything for money"
$20 is $20
@@adams3616true
was in this stream, had to go to bed before he finished suika
edit: ever since this stream, i havent been able to see anything related to suika without frowning
😔
14:04 “Look at this”
*honkai star rail ad plays*
31:45 he is absolutely sitting in his house doing nothing, he's literally WATCHING THE STREAM
and made the wheel
I absolutely love these dougdoug-style videos that delve into insanity.
wheel of misfortune
I loved when he unnecessarily left the audio going when he wanted to rant about the mirror and everything lmao that was peak
that mr beast question made me burst out laughing while near my parents, they thought i was trippin 💀
That overly critical part was extremely funny 😂😂
“Im once again asking for your financial support ahh run”
it went from “spend 2 hours playing suika” to “do a silly lil dance”
The discord notifications makes me alt-tab every second in the first minute of the video
I was CRYING during the suika game segment
him getting the watermelon was the most excited i've ever seen him
This entire run was an acid trip. Do it again!
“Oh no you guys have to give me money”
This was one of the funniest streams i’ve watched in a bit!
Your best friend alpharad sure would make some great challenges... and your worst enemy alpharad would put you in as much pain as posible
AUDIO WARNING: First 6 minutes is basically just CJ screaming, be careful! ( still very entertaining )
42*
@@Mythological_Artisan41:32*
Who opens a CJ video assuming otherwise?
With all that gifted subs, cj will be able to put some sauce in his pastas. Thanks chat!
Unfortunately he lost all his money paying out the subs for the Bowser fight bonks.
Challenge Idea! Take a shot everytime CJ says "No"
CJ is the Nut Jump God. He is the only one to get 129 nut jumps in one go.
Great now this with everyone else
(Mars,smant,fir,amethyst,craftyboss,grandpoobear)
I wanna see either Fir or SmallAnt make you a wheel next
I love how his karaoke sounds exactly like the original.
Super entertaining video, CJ. Had me laughing out loud multiple times. Keep up the great work!
Only cj can get 116% in a poll
Are we sure it isn't number of votes? So 62 votes and 54 votes
I am so gullible I checked discord every single time that thing went off
Cyja is gonna be the best fucking support ever if he ever ends up in the labor room
I just love cj’s reaction..
you can legit feel and imagine the pain, the joy, the silliness.. keep up the good work CJ!
1:27 "what was that?!?!?"
A: good timing 😂
Thank you Jacob "Suika Game" Alpharad for the content
28:03 I thoughr it'd be the Crazy Bus song from Arthur 🤣
This has to be one of the best videos from this guy
bonks were his one and only enemy, yet it was the new tech for the bowser end fight.
great vid, keep up the good work
Came for the Fortnite stayed for Mario head trauma
CJ is my favorite Suika streamer, love all the many classic Suika vids he’s posted over the years
Every one of the days thing is the wheel is hard lol
The first one took 110 times longer than the second one. lol
Me 5 minutes in: "Sure a couple close calls but at least they're going quickly"
Notices the run timer: "ah"
😂
the thing is that i was just checking my discord every time because i thought the pings were for me
One of the best streams I've ever watched!!
I always knew CJ was loud, but it didn't occur to me how much he screams until I tried to watch this quietly
14:46 this stream must've been awesome, just because there were so many people chiming in
you screan, your pain brign me enjoyment, and make me laught
Imagine someone joins the sream and sees cj with a timer watching a smallant video lmao
"I STILL SEE THE NUT ON BOWSERS FACEE"
Alpharad cooked for this one
This video gave me so many flashbacks. I remember having to eat dinner and when I came back he was still at Suika lol
So today I got back from spending a week with my gf, and the whole day I've felt lonely and sad because i miss her so much. However, watching this video actually cheered me up a bit, especially the silly little dance part. I love your content, and I'm excited to see more Odyssey challenges in the future
Btw, that jump after the bowser fight is not required.
I have never seen someone so excited about Suika, thumbs up!
I never seen anyone yell that hard on ... Suiko
14:05 IM ABOUT TO ASK A RIDICULOUS QUSTION COTTE ME OFF Gared😂
I admire Aloharad's ability to keep a straight face during that call I'd be *cackling,* I tell you.
Jacob is the single most content-pilled person on the planet
This whole experience was a journey
cjya might have beaten this but... the real heroes where the pikmin sounds we heard along the way. We will forever miss you Pikmin. You were a real hero.
I would kill to see another long video like this where you sometimes have to play other games lol. kind of random, but i really enjoyed it!
“mr beast can get a thousand minecraft players but you can beat one tutorial” LMAO
Della had those instructions LOCKED IN, damn
I'm just imagining cj in a grocery store yelling at the produce
Bro that snow kingdom was asking you to throw holy crap
The fact it took him 2 hours to get a watermelon😂
cjya: Alpha gave me this wheel, and I am going to use the entire wheel
nah the discord pings got me EVERY SINGLE TIME
This was my first ever experience with Suika. Wonderful first impression.
the fact CJ disliked the smant video got me cracking up💀💀
FIRE DANCE MOVES
2:32 “TOUCH!”
-Every shipper in existence
I was so excited when I saw that CJ posted a new video
While I was watching this all I heard while cja was playing suika was “NOOOOOO TOUCHHHH”
Watching cjya trying and failing to get the watermelon is like watching someone edging for 4 minutes.
The mr to beast smallant comparision was so funny
AND NUT JUMP DREAMS LIVESSS
comparing smallant to mrbeast like a disapproving mother for 10 minutes is one of the best bits i've ever seen
notice the jump between the first and second Suika attempt were shown in the timer.