Frodan I wish you the best, just know Toast can be a freak. And don't worry if he comes back bloody and or ends in jail. He wants Kripp dead so find out how you feel bro. Still not a bad choice.
Ysera is queen. Marry Ysera in a heartbeat. Though between Ysera and Alex it's a hard choice for best Dragon Waifu. (Secretly we all know Chromie is best though keep it on the hush)
You guys kinda didn't remember that Ysera has a Night Elf form, and that Onyxia has a human one. Both are equally attractive imo but, Dem dragons tho...
Not counting a free trial as a moon elf druid during vanilla and keeping up with the trailers, I pretty much skipped WoW. Just jumped straight from W3 to Hearthstone so it's fun trying to piece stuff together.
This video is absolutely HILARIOUS, Toast's explanations for his choices had me dying. I'd love to see more of this show, keep it up you beautiful bastards!
Guldan wasn't accepted by anyone or any element that's why he accepted the fel. Even now most people don't accept him. Wait if only the fel accepted Guldan does that mean Lily is a Demon?
Plucking Raisins "I would kill arena, without thinking, because arena is an abomination, and anyone who solely streams arena are skill-less players who couldn't hack it in constructed"
Ok I have decided to binge watch offline TV this is the 15th video. Time is 14:12PM - I just noticed Life 94815 comment so this comment is due to his influence but I myself decided to binge watch OTV from the beginning. My favourite RUclipsr group yay :3
Probably some mutual friend or colleague of theirs who doesn't want to get mentioned. Or maybe just someone Lily got embarrassed about; she does have a lot of influence on Fed, the editor
Arena is a definite smash, fun to throw some money at and spend and night with but ultimately disappointing and rarely worth it when you go back to your beloved constructed decks
Not exactly how I imagined the proposal would go, but yes Toast I'll marry you!
Frodan cannnnnn u feeel the looooove toniiiight
Frodan I wish you the best, just know Toast can be a freak. And don't worry if he comes back bloody and or ends in jail. He wants Kripp dead so find out how you feel bro. Still not a bad choice.
I'd smash Frodan
Who wouldn't want to marry/smash Frodan 😆
He said yes! *confettis!*
Lily: Kills auchenai soulpriest because she looks evil
*Marries Gul'dan*
and deathwing lol
*smash*
LilyPichu yep
Lily did u heart your own post from the offline tv channel?
Do League next! K M S Urgot Nautilus Teemo
Becky. Lemme smash. plez
I would smah toast no homo
but she's the leader of the horde!
FOR THE HORDE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DARK LADY WATCHES OVER YOU SCARRA !
scarra she is actually the leader of the forsaken ..... She is enemies with the lich king after she breaks free from the lich king.....
the horde can suck a fat one
as of the latest expansion (legion), Sylvanas is actually the leader of the horde. Before that, yeah then she was the leader of the forsaken
Sylvanas is the best!
Welcome to the _KMS_ Show 😊
Offline TV
Kill
My
Self show
Welcome to the demonetized side of youtube.
Pls more videos of it! i like the format it is fun to watch and great editing as always Fed :D
Do more of this, please. :))
Only 13k likes RIP the channel
those toast zoom ins lmao.. bless those fed edits
Coco Wata fedits
Fed no longer does the edits it's Indra
Bruh...
"there's lore in Hearthstone?"
-Lily 2017
im dead
She's right tho ... should'v told her Warcraft Story
Don't forget she wants to marry gul dan and kill malfurion :) help I am dying inside
three dragons : "all bad choices"
*GOOD LORD*
Shibu Kamiya it personally offended my past WoW obsessed self
All are amazingly beautiful in human form... . Didn't understood that.
HAVE THEY EVEN SEEN THEIR HUMAN FORMS?!
Well... They didn't include Alexstrasza...
Ysera is queen. Marry Ysera in a heartbeat. Though between Ysera and Alex it's a hard choice for best Dragon Waifu. (Secretly we all know Chromie is best though keep it on the hush)
I'll kill Kripp...
"Okay. Good." What an ending
RawBerserker Ripperino Kripperino
You guys kinda didn't remember that Ysera has a Night Elf form, and that Onyxia has a human one.
Both are equally attractive imo but,
Dem dragons tho...
That's how you know Scarra is a man of taste.
And I doubt the birthing would be an issues if they can freely change form.
Easy enough then, kill DW , smash onixya(human) and marry Ysera then go into the emerald dream
Deathwing is a chad tho :(
I'd smash Deathwing.
"cause I think competetive Hearthstone shouldn't be a thing" - Toast still nailed it while killing.
*Looks into the camera like it's the office
Please make an OfflineTV Hearthstone tournament with only the basic cards, Toast can be the commentary lol. Would be so funny I bet.
Get this top comment.
That's actually a great idea...
Disguised toast more like disguised roast
LMAO XD
Fucking legend
Is called getting Toasted
I need more thumbs up buttons please. Kthxbye
"God Damn!" - Noob Noob
9:12 "can I kill myself?"
Toast is now my favorite OfflineTV member
Toast was my favourite OfflineTV member before he was an OfflineTV member tbh.
I never knew him b4 OfflineTV and i feel ashamed that i didn't. The guy is hilarious!
He's a cool dude 😤
GameOverCasanova poke is my favorite
I dont even play heartstone yet i watch his every vid 😂😂☺️
The intro...
"It's a cool card game"
Complete silence... 😂😂😂
It's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway
I know that joke, i'm sure that's not an english joke.
I know that joke. It’s a very urm....... interesting choice of references
Jhin The virtuoso it's a hilarious analogy
I'm sure who say that is descendent of a long lineage of only 1 child per generation
That joke never fails to amuse idiots
Fed you killed me at 1:07 HOLY SHIT XD
Mester Fzario “thicc”
"There's lore in Hearthstone?!" Never change Lily, never change lol
xD
Ok I have decided to binge watch offlinetv see yall in every single video, this is the 19th video, time is 6:40pm
I imagined the sorcerers apperentice conversation like that:
Lily: is she 18+
Toast: no
Lily:Nice, then ill smash!
Sadao lol
And age is just a number!
Grangik123 I would let lily pinch my butt hair for 15$
i love the look toast gives the camera sometimes like he's jim from the office
'THERES LORE IN HEARTHSTONE?' ??!!! wow exists :(
It's not called Heroes Of Warcraft anymore. :p
Math Ag u i s also the original warcraft games not that sylvanas is chief there
LilyPichu: Marry
Not counting a free trial as a moon elf druid during vanilla and keeping up with the trailers, I pretty much skipped WoW. Just jumped straight from W3 to Hearthstone so it's fun trying to piece stuff together.
Math Ag u i s actually I think she said, "There's war in Hearthstone?"
Toast: "We have Sorcerer's Apren-"
Lily: "Is this legal?"
lmao 😂
Poki is 10/10 on that scale LMFAOOO
tevo639 lmfaoo thicc
Fed put himself as 10/10 hot and 1/10 crazy. I’m dead
”There is lore in Heartstone?”
I know who to kill o/
Because she's not a WoW nerd? Lol, sad.
I'm late but she was joking lol
@@madelinebitts2766 because she didnt know it even existed? Lol, sad
K M S
Xell
Huhi
Albert
Xell kill huhi, smash xell and marry albert (im assuming we mean boxbox albert)
Probably sleightlymusical Albert
Smash the F out of Xell, Marry Albert, Kill Huhi
Xell *ARE YOU ALBERT?*
kill albert(lame), smash huhi(you see him at worlds?), marry xell nuff said
I thought Kripp was Fed that didn't shave...
Waiting for the Kripp comment
Kappa Pride facts sameeee
"This is why you're single toast" XD
1:19 “There’s lore in Hearthstone?”
fuckin HYPERLULWUT dude
It based on Warcraft lore
I seriously want this channel to have a tons of views. I love you guys
10:02-11:30 skip the Kripp
Frank Glover thanks
Skipperino Kripperino you are really good at what u r doing
9:46 might be the most savage thing toast has ever said
"This is why your single toast" -Lily haha lol
Editing is the best part of this video , Gj fed
You Fucking PASSED ON SYLVANAS WTF !!!!!! SYLVANAS IS THE BEST
Darkoplax horde fgts with their sylvanas waifu obsession
I feel you
Darkoplax hey I’ll do it ONLY if she didn’t die and stay being a LIVING elf and not a UNDEAD elf
Darkoplax sylvannis porn... wait this isn’t pornhub
I wouldn’t just hit that, I’d Crit that!
It's sad how much I like these.
Good editing Fed!
Lily: aaaaand smash the gnome
Toast : you are disgusting ;-;
Midgets need love too.
'it's gonna be primal' fukin hell mark got me dying over here
Orange is the new Black
*lilypichu is the new poki*
This video is absolutely HILARIOUS, Toast's explanations for his choices had me dying. I'd love to see more of this show, keep it up you beautiful bastards!
"Are you gonna marry any of these for love? Oh yeah which one?"
Lily: freezes so hard an ad pops up
Toast is actually funny af wtf
Why is this a suprise?
Round 1:
Valeera = Smash
Jaina = Kill
Liadrin = Marry (Liadrin over anything)
Round 2:
Malfurion = Smash (Beastiality?)
Uther = Marry (Paladin bois)
Gul'Dan = Kill
Round 3:
Sorceress Apprentice = Kill
Auchenai = Smash (Cutie af, fav Priest card)
Armorsmith = Marry (She looks like just my kinda gal)
Round 4:
Classic CB = Marry
Power Core CB = Kill (HS eSports lul)
Molten Core CB = Smash
Round 5:
Acolyte = Kill (For value)
Auctioneer = Smash (Best deals on toys)
Cult Master = Marry
Round 6:
Elise = Marry
Reno = Smash
Sir Finley = Kill
Round 7:
Sylvanas = Smash smash smash
Ragnaros = Kill
Azure Drake = Marry (Human mode?)
Round 8:
Ysera = MARRY
Onyxia = Smash (qtie human)
Deathwing = Kill, no cataclysms in my cavities
Round 9:
Wild = Smash
Standard = Marry
Arena = Kill (Don't want to but rules)
Round 10:
Frodan = Kill (BabyRage troll enabler)
Kibler = Smash (Lovable person and some more :^])
Kripp = Marry (Shit I would need to be vegan tho)
nobody cares who you would pick kid
rania isn't vegan, so you wouldn't have to be strict about it
Markz is so handsome, btw I love toast's humor. Dry... as a toast
“can i smash all of them” cracks me up every time
ok so whoever didn't agree on smashing Kibler is clearly lacking taste
but the other guy (forgot his name^^) wears a yellowish the-mask-suit.. the-mask man.. you have do respect some choices
Sorry, I was torn between Kibler and Frodan. If Firebat was there as well...
Kripp part had me fucking dying LMAO, I’m gonna spam this on his stream tonight
"Can I kill myself?" - lily
9:13 "Can I kill myself" 😂
Fed should have put the kill symbol on Lily for a moment
my right ear enjoyed this
Shinobi Mane turn off stereo sound and it'll come out both.
If you can't find it just google how to enable mono audio on your device.
I was hoping for something like malfurion, tyrande, illidan
@Captain Shivers You sound like a determined gold digger. I bet the murder was a "kitchen accident " too.
marry illidan, smash tyrande, kill malfurion
50k likes for that J A I N A C O S P L A Y
Source?
Guldan wasn't accepted by anyone or any element that's why he accepted the fel. Even now most people don't accept him.
Wait if only the fel accepted Guldan does that mean Lily is a Demon?
9:37 this guy is savage LOL
what does he say man? My earpods suck, tyvm in advance
Plucking Raisins "I would kill arena, without thinking, because arena is an abomination, and anyone who solely streams arena are skill-less players who couldn't hack it in constructed"
Rodrigo Matos wat
to whom he's referring?
Adjie prolly kripp and hafu, but not really specific, mainly just arena in general and joking around
Box Box should actually join the group. That would be amazing!
*Lily is a yandere help me*
help you what? get your pants off?
@1:14 "there's lore in Hearthstone?"
had me cracking up
1:05 Barney Stinson had this patent labeld he's gonna sue u
"There's lore in Hearthstone?!"
Oh that was great. 100/100
"THERE'S LORE IN HEARTHSTONE?!" I died
Ok I have decided to binge watch offline TV this is the 15th video. Time is 14:12PM - I just noticed Life 94815 comment so this comment is due to his influence but I myself decided to binge watch OTV from the beginning. My favourite RUclipsr group yay :3
"Because Arena is an abomination and anyone who solely streams arena are skilless players who couldn't hack it in constructed." OH. MY. God.
Lily is cold blooded im in tears
ROFL kripp living the rich life
The rich kripp thing killed me. Good job fed, lol
Can I have an extended version
Need a kms anime version
I was just waitin for the upload and here it comes
3:27 AHAHAHAH it's the best thing I've seen today 😂😂
imagine if Kripp actually commented : "come try, son".
mind blowing
Kill Scarra
Marry Lily
Smash Disguised Toast
Sorry Mark
Free Fed
Very funny, loved the content. I think you guys are improving in the quality of your group vids. =)
KMS
Jeremy Wang
Disguised Toast
Disguised Toast 2
THIS WAS FREAKING HILARIOUS! Why am I just discovering this channel 😭
"there's lore on hearthstone?"
Lilypichu/lily -last name here- 2017
"There's lore in hearthstone?!"
OMFG that slaaayyyyed me! XD
Please don't shut down the channel I actually like this!!!!
The graph at 1:08 is just OMEGALUL
WTF DOES LILY SAY AT 8:40
she sais *CENSOR* .
Huhi
I think stripper
I think qtpie
Probably some mutual friend or colleague of theirs who doesn't want to get mentioned. Or maybe just someone Lily got embarrassed about; she does have a lot of influence on Fed, the editor
I wish this episode didn't end. Quality content guys.
Shoulda been Firebat...
Thoroughly enjoyed this.
i like toast hes weird
This was so much funnier than I expected coming into this
6:22
Scarra: Is this all card draw??
LMAO UR RIGHT
Sylvanas, Rag and Azure Drake are all OP cards
That is what I call cool adult fun Hearthstone content. Can’t wait for more!
Bed, Wed, Behead!
*_LET THE PAIN SPEAK TO ME_*
Lily 9:14
-can i kill myself?
Lamo
Arena is a definite smash, fun to throw some money at and spend and night with but ultimately disappointing and rarely worth it when you go back to your beloved constructed decks
You gotta kill Deathwing before you smash Onyxia
Just use 12 angry chickens to attack him.
Just use 12 angry chickens to attack him.
Mark was killing me in this one LMAO
"Can I kill myself" lul
1:40
Lily: "look at her eyes they're glowing evil"
Fed: "WITH JUSTICE"
cult master is a woman? :O
Idk
And her mom's is so proud of her being into a cult! She's adorable!
I want all offline tv people to play random classic premade decks and go against each other and toast takes the last one that no one takes
Toast literally looks straight at Lily anytime he talks. It’s obvious he likes her.
Jannet>>>
What no he just feels more comfortable with her
Toast thinking like someone in blizzard, right before CnC came out:
marry standard, kill arena, and f*ck
wild.