BATTLESHIPS FT. JOAST, FOKI, LIBERTY, and $ELLOUT$?

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @OfflineTV
    @OfflineTV  6 лет назад +8570

    200k likes and we go skydiving 😆

    • @mucs2232
      @mucs2232 6 лет назад +30

      Please do. I love you’re guys videos!! Keep it up! 🔥❤️😋

    • @LemonsAndALime
      @LemonsAndALime 6 лет назад +15

      Offline TV Welp. It's pretty damn funny video

    • @Blazed-bl3jl
      @Blazed-bl3jl 6 лет назад +8

      Toast ligit said Martin Luther King lol

    • @soulfree5777
      @soulfree5777 6 лет назад +1

      only200k? I'm gonna ask all my friends to like this hehe you'll go skydiving ♥

    • @brandone1289
      @brandone1289 6 лет назад +3

      Offline TV Challenge Accepted

  • @acoolegg1555
    @acoolegg1555 4 года назад +4055

    Damn... In just two years, all the ship has sunken.

    • @ivantv7572
      @ivantv7572 4 года назад +28

      Yea

    • @niconiko7820
      @niconiko7820 4 года назад +21

      Yeah...

    • @TigerAlert
      @TigerAlert 4 года назад +398

      ironically the last couple was the one with the healthiest break up

    • @ColadaPina
      @ColadaPina 4 года назад +171

      No $ellout$ still exists (just not publicly)

    • @ColadaPina
      @ColadaPina 4 года назад +10

      dRag0niuS yes

  • @Xell
    @Xell 6 лет назад +8642

    I believe this is the last video Mark and I shot/produced!
    Thank you all for joining us on this journey and while we are no longer part of Offline TV I hope you will continue to support us and, of course, Offline TV
    Love you all and thank you for all the support

  • @LoDmg1112
    @LoDmg1112 6 лет назад +4652

    is it sad that I was actually hoping they would be playing battleship?

  • @HuaSenpai
    @HuaSenpai 4 года назад +3875

    All of this ships sunk now, but new ships shall sail once more.

    • @shelbyyang
      @shelbyyang 4 года назад +223

      $ELLOUT$ still alive

    • @acoolegg1555
      @acoolegg1555 4 года назад +72

      @@shelbyyang not really, theyre not so close anymore

    • @jennatolls6121
      @jennatolls6121 4 года назад +164

      @@acoolegg1555 hey girl are you gravity cuz youre the biggest downer on earth

    • @mystic_3916
      @mystic_3916 4 года назад +9

      @@acoolegg1555 who was the other guy in scarras team

    • @shickenanimation
      @shickenanimation 4 года назад +65

      I miss Joast....

  • @pokimane
    @pokimane 6 лет назад +6660

    EZ Clap

  • @bird700
    @bird700 5 лет назад +3537

    10:36
    Scarra: they cheated beforehand
    Lily: What? No we didnt... Theres no cheating going on
    thats gonna be a big yikes from me dawg forsenCD

    • @jujubaloolian
      @jujubaloolian 4 года назад +3

      Wait what

    • @D6vman
      @D6vman 4 года назад +40

      Two of wives excellent choice

    • @Piix4r
      @Piix4r 4 года назад +5

      Holy fuck thats so fucking funny :D for real your comment cracked me up.

    • @Denofu
      @Denofu 4 года назад +3

      The champions club

    • @lowcusyellow
      @lowcusyellow 4 года назад

      Predict the future

  • @oblivion7092
    @oblivion7092 4 года назад +2396

    Albert: I'm a Magician, I can tie all sorts of fake knots.
    This aged poorly.

    • @SUSHlMII
      @SUSHlMII 4 года назад +25

      oh damn xD

    • @ShortsReelsTT
      @ShortsReelsTT 4 года назад +29

      Oh nah when I realized what u meant 💀💀💀

    • @arshiapakk
      @arshiapakk 4 года назад +34

      He can make fake relationships as well

    • @bebble985
      @bebble985 4 года назад +19

      Aged like a fine corpse

    • @jacobacon2158
      @jacobacon2158 4 года назад +89

      this entire fuckin video aged poorly lets be honest

  • @bosshaft1950
    @bosshaft1950 6 лет назад +1330

    „What is Pokis shoesize?“
    **Fed answers instantly**

  • @shawnleelaguna1632
    @shawnleelaguna1632 6 лет назад +1254

    5:00 *Xell helps the Elder to cross the grass...what a nice man.*

    • @sleven8013
      @sleven8013 6 лет назад +22

      lmao can't unsee

    • @mawhulk
      @mawhulk 6 лет назад +12

      more like flash slowing down for the common man

    • @triq5163
      @triq5163 6 лет назад +4

      Sexy Beast FeelsGoodMan

    • @raviolimacaroni7941
      @raviolimacaroni7941 6 лет назад +7

      Too bad xell left offlineTV :( he was such a great weeb...

    • @Arc4ne_
      @Arc4ne_ 6 лет назад +1

      Is that adidas pants logo on the back? Or scarra wear backwards

  • @shadowingcat4266
    @shadowingcat4266 4 года назад +2888

    Damn, the only relationship that stayed together was Foki... and they're friends so... yikes.
    Edit: Uh... I guess they weren't so good of friends. Yikes.

    • @wakwak7511
      @wakwak7511 4 года назад +75

      ShadowingCat big yikes

    • @Senbonzakuraaaapp
      @Senbonzakuraaaapp 4 года назад +161

      cant breakup if ur not together 4Head

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 4 года назад +29

      Wait what about Joast?

    • @rxhenne
      @rxhenne 4 года назад +84

      @@xforce6213 Boy do i have news for you

    • @xforce6213
      @xforce6213 4 года назад +6

      @@rxhenne what happened?

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 лет назад +1550

    “Hufflepuff Sucks!”
    *_”I M H U F F L E P U F F J E R E M Y !”_*

  • @jeraldzz
    @jeraldzz 5 лет назад +2027

    2:49 “Albert is committed!” Well that didn’t age well...

  • @natsumex768
    @natsumex768 6 лет назад +781

    2:54
    Toast: Hufflepuff sucks!
    Janet: I am Hufflepuff, Jeremy!!

  • @josevillegas6517
    @josevillegas6517 6 лет назад +1435

    The real Ship: Liberty
    The best Ship: Foki
    The meme Ship: Joast
    The Omegameme Ship: $ellout$

    • @ColadaPina
      @ColadaPina 5 лет назад +87

      I feel like Foki and Joast should switch

    • @TJ-vy8qk
      @TJ-vy8qk 5 лет назад +31

      It's not a meme

    • @Liam-gz6tp
      @Liam-gz6tp 5 лет назад +90

      Ooh nooo, this didn’t age well

    • @nickvoremy6213
      @nickvoremy6213 5 лет назад +45

      rip Liberty

    • @sohham6787
      @sohham6787 5 лет назад +21

      Yeahhhh I don't think liberty is still a thing now

  • @Joeweee
    @Joeweee 6 лет назад +1427

    2:46 "OH my gOd they're hOlding hAnds DiSgUsTiNg"

  • @rubyjackson6861
    @rubyjackson6861 4 года назад +1033

    *sees liberty in the title**starts scrolling for the “ages well” jokes*

    • @tankie6150
      @tankie6150 4 года назад +6

      I dont like that joke ☹️

    • @bwubi5936
      @bwubi5936 4 года назад +30

      tbh there are so many comments in any video that has albert in it saying "yIkEs tHaT dIdN't age wEll"

    • @switchedup5834
      @switchedup5834 4 года назад +2

      Joast too lol

    • @lvl91soldier55
      @lvl91soldier55 4 года назад +20

      @@switchedup5834 Foki, uhmmmmm *haha*
      I'm pretty sure this video is fucking cursed at this point

    • @umno9830
      @umno9830 4 года назад +17

      Honestly, this video probably aged the worst of any offlinetv vid. You know what happened with liberty, toast and Janet (thankfully) ended peacefully, fed got kicked for sexual harassment, and xell left too.

  • @kadcoat
    @kadcoat 4 года назад +858

    Albert being able to tie fake knots
    Irony

    • @V9UCQ809
      @V9UCQ809 4 года назад +14

      Ouch.

    • @itxkatrina
      @itxkatrina 4 года назад +11

      why u gotta do him like that xD

    • @kadcoat
      @kadcoat 4 года назад

      AnonymousGuy Thanks!

  • @GJA0015
    @GJA0015 6 лет назад +597

    POKI: "We're pretty compatible physically."
    FED: "physically, yes." *Dies Inside*

  • @Whooooooops
    @Whooooooops 6 лет назад +993

    I'm pretty much convinced all the ships are actual couples by now, just look at the way $ELLOUT$ look at each other

    • @yugurtz
      @yugurtz 6 лет назад +38

      gotta make a living somehow

    • @nooraldeen6637
      @nooraldeen6637 6 лет назад +35

      Would be bad for the business if they admitted it

    • @leolucifer9x
      @leolucifer9x 6 лет назад +12

      Youre so damn right

    • @gunkeyostanky1125
      @gunkeyostanky1125 6 лет назад +1

      Probably why Xell got kicked out, right?

    • @timfriday9106
      @timfriday9106 6 лет назад +14

      IKR?! You can tell they were purposely getting some answers wrong so we wouldn't catch. Didn't work. We're on to you $ELLLOUT$! Which, by the way, is defo the best ship name out of them all.

  • @evansbob8579
    @evansbob8579 3 года назад +169

    10:40
    Lily: There is no cheating going on
    So that didn’t age well

  • @lisakster
    @lisakster 6 лет назад +154

    "if you divide it by half it's times two"
    omfgg Scarra's face i can't lmaooo

  • @Allan-wj5hx
    @Allan-wj5hx 4 года назад +1344

    Ironically, fed and poki are still single and just as close till today. Lily and Albert are no longer together. And Josh dosent work with offline anymore. Damn

    • @GoodVibesYoutube
      @GoodVibesYoutube 4 года назад +8

      @Allan why Josh doesn't work with offline?

    • @Allan-wj5hx
      @Allan-wj5hx 4 года назад +150

      @@GoodVibesRUclips yea, he tweeted a long time ago that him and mark are still good friends with the group but nowadays fed takes good care of all the production work by himself so they don't have to worry about it anymore.

    • @GoodVibesYoutube
      @GoodVibesYoutube 4 года назад +44

      @@Allan-wj5hx thanks for the info I just recently followed offline tv and everyone, it's just sad i actually like josh and mark.

    • @GoodVibesYoutube
      @GoodVibesYoutube 4 года назад +14

      @@Allan-wj5hx I found the last video josh and mark produce for the group, josh commented in it ruclips.net/video/yfco7meVivQ/видео.html

    • @TRevelationP
      @TRevelationP 4 года назад +15

      Also Janet and Toast are dating

  • @threestocked6541
    @threestocked6541 5 лет назад +217

    10:36 Oh... Lily...

  • @albielofi
    @albielofi 6 лет назад +2549

    It’s just a meme guys 😅😅😅

  • @Z3gendaryXAusPixel
    @Z3gendaryXAusPixel 6 лет назад +383

    “If you divide it by half it is times 2”
    AHHAHHAHA IM ACTUALLY DYING

    • @merveilla
      @merveilla 5 лет назад +8

      Josh's IQ? *oVErR 9000!!!!!*

    • @Nick.Georgiev
      @Nick.Georgiev 5 лет назад +10

      @@merveilla He did major is psychology.

    • @Vyx25
      @Vyx25 4 года назад +2

      @@Nick.Georgiev he majored in mechanical engineering

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 2 года назад +1

      It's actually correct. 1÷½ becomes 1×2/1 = 2
      So dividing by half is times 2

  • @ImuAgain
    @ImuAgain 6 лет назад +746

    fed cares about poki

    • @herandonlyher
      @herandonlyher 6 лет назад +5

      Doge King Yupppppppp

    • @pablothepenguin9912
      @pablothepenguin9912 6 лет назад +7

      Doge King LIKE A LOT

    • @j.h2968
      @j.h2968 5 лет назад +4

      He just creepy

    • @1997adnan
      @1997adnan 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah and because he is so nice to her, she doesnt have any interrest in him.

    • @j8-812
      @j8-812 5 лет назад

      WRONG

  • @themadpoet2082
    @themadpoet2082 4 года назад +269

    List of sunken ships by chronological order: $ellout$, Liberty, Joast, and Foki. feelsbadman

  • @Hydrolion1998
    @Hydrolion1998 6 лет назад +313

    This video was amazing, it sucks tho that this will be Xell and Mark's last produce video in Offline TV. They were both great and will be missed.
    (also shout out to 13:20 to Xell's top quality joke, gonna miss his humor in these vids)

    • @SaiyanGWerewolf
      @SaiyanGWerewolf 6 лет назад +12

      Daniel Salgado wait mark left to?

    • @caitlyn86
      @caitlyn86 6 лет назад

      Saiyan G. Werewolf ye

    • @andykim9173
      @andykim9173 6 лет назад

      Daniel Salgado i couldnt get what he said, whatd he say

    • @JohnLeon203
      @JohnLeon203 6 лет назад +17

      He implied that Toast's favorite spot to sit on is Janet's lap

    • @TheCrazybarnacles
      @TheCrazybarnacles 6 лет назад +5

      They're back!

  • @shadow306k
    @shadow306k 6 лет назад +157

    Fed straight up sniffing Poki's shoes, nobody answers that fast.

    • @kevinfortin8240
      @kevinfortin8240 6 лет назад +1

      shadow306k i know most of my family shoe size sooo....

    • @Crumb84
      @Crumb84 5 лет назад +5

      미키 I know nothing not even mines

    • @normanho5631
      @normanho5631 5 лет назад

      He's fast as fuk

    • @I_8_Toast
      @I_8_Toast Год назад

      This didnt age well

  • @whitetiger114
    @whitetiger114 6 лет назад +1108

    Probably the funniest video on this channel :')

    • @redlion909
      @redlion909 6 лет назад +2

      Nah the funniest is still Toast joining OTV, but yeah this one is still funny as hell

    • @cesar5011
      @cesar5011 6 лет назад +2

      Love that Jev profile pic #FazeUp

    • @gnarlyflyer998
      @gnarlyflyer998 6 лет назад

      So true

    • @eliasgrunewald2066
      @eliasgrunewald2066 6 лет назад

      Kacper true👌🏼

    • @diegonals
      @diegonals 2 года назад

      Nope

  • @albertwang3450
    @albertwang3450 4 года назад +287

    Offline TV 2018: We should ship our members together for views
    Offline TV 2020: the risk I took was calculated, but man am I bad at math

    • @ThyRandomGuy
      @ThyRandomGuy 4 года назад +7

      I mean, it did help with views considering the number of feelsbadman comments there are on this vid alone so...

  • @Fedmyster
    @Fedmyster 6 лет назад +2235

    🎵 CHAT BEEN SPAMMIN FOKI 🎵

  • @Natsumiii
    @Natsumiii 6 лет назад +375

    This is actually hilarious LOL great job guys!

    • @flameknightplayz2939
      @flameknightplayz2939 6 лет назад +1

      Sweetiebutt 3:54 .25 speed , 8:50 - 9:49 .25 speed. thank. Me. Later.

    • @Evilmgm
      @Evilmgm 2 года назад

      My queen natsumiii

    • @juki701
      @juki701 2 года назад

      Wendyyyyy

  • @KayReb12
    @KayReb12 6 лет назад +66

    1/5 very upset. no actual battleships

  • @seabass8193
    @seabass8193 4 года назад +385

    "which ship died the hardest"
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ... "Liberty"

  • @wartermelon
    @wartermelon 5 лет назад +697

    Well Joast technically won, now that some events have happened.
    Ok all of them ended lmao

    • @lukeedwards9593
      @lukeedwards9593 5 лет назад +5

      bruh

    • @le-0ne
      @le-0ne 5 лет назад +6

      what happened?

    • @adolfomauricio3020
      @adolfomauricio3020 5 лет назад +7

      Aditya Srivastava you don’t know that lily and Albert broke up ?

    • @le-0ne
      @le-0ne 5 лет назад +9

      @@adolfomauricio3020 No, I've only just started following these people and this group yesterday. Are Foki real too?

    • @wartermelon
      @wartermelon 5 лет назад +42

      @@le-0ne Foki is a meme
      Joast is real tho

  • @VAMPIRE_LESBIAN
    @VAMPIRE_LESBIAN 6 лет назад +621

    Rip xell :(

    • @jaspergraf2452
      @jaspergraf2452 6 лет назад +5

      A Really Rad Boy And Mark

    • @jimmyowo6181
      @jimmyowo6181 6 лет назад

      Why ? :(

    • @hahahaha456456
      @hahahaha456456 6 лет назад

      Light Sorcerer he got fire from offlineTV

    • @Lucasaurios
      @Lucasaurios 6 лет назад

      the less weebs i have to see the better, im glad hes gone

    • @Lucasaurios
      @Lucasaurios 6 лет назад

      both weebs and anime are cancer

  • @vailingbow1068
    @vailingbow1068 4 года назад +52

    13:00 Lily spitting facts. "you're Asian."
    15:05 it's disturbing how fast Fed answered that...and got it right...

    • @quesi1338
      @quesi1338 3 года назад

      How lmao? I swear if you seen this before the events happened you wouldn't be saying this. Ngl this one is kind of a stretch

    • @PetersaberHD
      @PetersaberHD 3 года назад +1

      @@quesi1338 tons of people sifting through old videos and projecting their own creepyness onto most innocent shit. Suddenly half the Internet are specialists on "red flags". Nevermind that they didn't notice shit before the scandal went public, and were probably shipping them until the day of.

    • @gliderman9302
      @gliderman9302 3 года назад

      @@quesi1338 well if you have the same size feet you would know what shoes size the other person has and her shoe size is on Wikipedia or some shit

  • @ignatiosd7262
    @ignatiosd7262 4 года назад +213

    1 ship sunk and the other 2 literally exploded. XD

    • @KD-vn6gv
      @KD-vn6gv 4 года назад +44

      The fourth slowly sailed away lol

    • @alvarezrodriguez4163
      @alvarezrodriguez4163 4 года назад +6

      @@KD-vn6gv I assume the slow sail is xell and scarra? I wanna give em benefit of doubt and say that xell still talks with otv

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад +10

      The fourth that sailed away was Scarra and Josh, it was just a meme and they're both male so... yeah. The one that sunk was probably Joast, they broke up mutually. And the ones that exploded were Liberty and Foki, Albert cheated on Lily and Fed got kicked out of OTV

  • @theasianhood7301
    @theasianhood7301 6 лет назад +268

    I know Xell said there were still some videos with him in it but it still hurts knowing he isn't in OfflineTV anymore

    • @fightthewindsteel6075
      @fightthewindsteel6075 6 лет назад

      TheAsianH00d what happend?

    • @12kudoss
      @12kudoss 6 лет назад +9

      FightTheWind Steel They kicked him off

    • @ennyuiui
      @ennyuiui 6 лет назад +1

      It aint like he wont be in offlinetvs streams anymore

    • @iltimmmy
      @iltimmmy 6 лет назад

      Why did they kick him what's the story

    • @ramencup_
      @ramencup_ 6 лет назад +1

      iLdino Watch stream highlights. There are tons and you can see xell’s side.

  • @tsunrin
    @tsunrin 6 лет назад +392

    *I SHIP LIBERTY ALL THE WAY*

  • @SegaspeedFTW
    @SegaspeedFTW 6 лет назад +594

    FOKI is not a meme but a dream

    • @j8-812
      @j8-812 5 лет назад

      Segaspeed FTW makes no sense

    • @hh6jy
      @hh6jy 4 года назад +16

      @@j8-812 like your birth

    • @nerd8502
      @nerd8502 4 года назад +4

      Lies, Liki is the best ship

    • @syamantakbharti3463
      @syamantakbharti3463 4 года назад

      @@hh6jy XD

    • @meowmeow6640
      @meowmeow6640 4 года назад +1

      Meow Meow how you gonna steal my name like that

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 4 года назад +126

    EVERY JOKE THAT DIDN'T AGE WELL WITH ALBERT AND LILY:
    2:34
    2:49
    10:39
    13:00
    Not to mention that Albert was wearing a shirt that says "LOYAL" at the top

    • @dafish1982
      @dafish1982 4 года назад

      This whole vid didn't age well

    • @silvereye717
      @silvereye717 4 года назад

      Lmao!!! Niceeee! 😭🤣

  • @barbwireboy2
    @barbwireboy2 6 лет назад +52

    Forget what people say about the ship stuff, this was the funniest OfflineTV video so far, easily

    • @TheSweBoo
      @TheSweBoo 6 лет назад

      Their Mafia videos are awesome as well but this is definitely up there, ye haha :D

  • @m7mdation131
    @m7mdation131 6 лет назад +132

    Scarra: wtf!!! are you joking? everyone knows that lee sin is my favorite champion .
    Xell: but I thought ka....
    Scarra: THAT'S IT YOU'RE FIRED.
    this is probably what happened lmao

  • @wallen.h
    @wallen.h 5 лет назад +84

    2:18 imma just leave this here...

  • @aqwmaster857321
    @aqwmaster857321 4 года назад +142

    15:30 nice shirt Albert xd

  • @PokeAvatarHeartr1
    @PokeAvatarHeartr1 6 лет назад +72

    So sad about Xell and Mark leaving ;-; they should’ve been the ship in this episode lol

  • @E01NF1NN
    @E01NF1NN 6 лет назад +583

    Fed smells Poki's shoes when he is alone in the house.

  • @lightcuriosity
    @lightcuriosity 6 лет назад +127

    2:46 "oh my god they're holding hands, disgusting!" u jelly poki?

    • @mayukamishiro1361
      @mayukamishiro1361 5 лет назад +6

      yeah she is but i still ship Lily and Poki

    • @shun942
      @shun942 5 лет назад +3

      She said that because albert don't touch people

  • @damidoodler2950
    @damidoodler2950 4 года назад +257

    Albert: I’m a magician
    Everyone else: yeah you made your respect disappear

    • @antonioreyes9912
      @antonioreyes9912 4 года назад +4

      I don't think it is appropriate to talk about the topic, even less appropriate when Lily said to not go attack him.

    • @FenrisbornEX
      @FenrisbornEX 4 года назад +5

      @@antonioreyes9912 fuck him

    • @stork01
      @stork01 4 года назад +7

      HowlingWolf move on, stop caring so much about strangers relationships

    • @FenrisbornEX
      @FenrisbornEX 4 года назад +4

      @@stork01 i care of whatever i want to....

    • @milkz101
      @milkz101 4 года назад

      well it's back now

  • @tamago9026
    @tamago9026 6 лет назад +116

    foki ship best ship
    RIP Myth... long live the V-Card

    • @ProGamer-pf4re
      @ProGamer-pf4re 6 лет назад

      SOURIREBOITEUX for real

    • @RaidPvPMan
      @RaidPvPMan 6 лет назад +10

      no hate on anybody but Fed has been the one with the highest chance to get poki lmao.

    • @thoticus_
      @thoticus_ 6 лет назад +3

      It’s not like he was ever going to lose it

    • @averagegeek3957
      @averagegeek3957 6 лет назад

      +Rumi Tsurumi Nope, how did you get that idea?

    • @Kyle-yr1bf
      @Kyle-yr1bf 6 лет назад +1

      AverageGeek he went to prom w/ someone and I’m pretty sure he might’ve said he did

  • @abednego707
    @abednego707 6 лет назад +162

    I love how poki was completely blown away that fed knew her shoe size, because all I could think was, “of course he knows your shoe size. He adores you.

  • @MasudYT
    @MasudYT 6 лет назад +94

    We. Need. MORE.

  • @j_leevemealone
    @j_leevemealone 4 года назад +78

    Lily: There was no cheating going on
    Entire Auidence: HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

  • @weebstatus
    @weebstatus 6 лет назад +65

    HELL YEAH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS SINCE YOU GUYS MENTIONED IT! LIBERTY FOR THE WIN!

  • @SirKavaOG
    @SirKavaOG 6 лет назад +72

    Fed answered the trivia questions about Poki a little too fast... lmao

  • @LaNoMaTis
    @LaNoMaTis 6 лет назад +32

    15:22 Poki: Broooo! R.I.P Fed

  • @mafaldapinho9523
    @mafaldapinho9523 4 года назад +361

    Alberts shirt says Loyal. The irony..

    • @stork01
      @stork01 4 года назад +3

      Mafalda Pinho move on buddy

    • @byakko4518
      @byakko4518 4 года назад +11

      @@stork01 nope

    • @mkingmanplayz
      @mkingmanplayz 4 года назад +15

      Stork I agree everyone should move on because Michael is better

    • @sentiss3528
      @sentiss3528 4 года назад

      @@mkingmanplayz Yez it is

    • @vboo6250
      @vboo6250 3 года назад

      @@mkingmanplayz did he cheat

  • @simonjiang8243
    @simonjiang8243 6 лет назад +141

    "Martin Luther King Jr. Memorial Day" LMAO TOAST IS A LEGEND

    • @erezamir7218
      @erezamir7218 6 лет назад +1

      Simon Jiang toast really completes the offline exodia

  • @POGGERS
    @POGGERS 6 лет назад +218

    Ez for FOKI

  • @CasioSilver
    @CasioSilver 6 лет назад +82

    Gosh, I fricking love Scarra.

    • @AH-nz3gm
      @AH-nz3gm 6 лет назад +5

      Literally always looking like a snacc

    • @bobross4616
      @bobross4616 6 лет назад +1

      He's great. lol.

    • @Good19987
      @Good19987 6 лет назад

      Wtf tho lee sin? He is katarina though

  • @reddot7693
    @reddot7693 5 лет назад +50

    6:06 you know fed feeling that one

  • @mylescasey825
    @mylescasey825 6 лет назад +248

    Fed n'd Imane were legit made for each other

  • @Dontdox
    @Dontdox 6 лет назад +45

    toast is a comedic genius

  • @dem3784
    @dem3784 6 лет назад +103

    When Albert and Lily did the "Food War", wasnt Albert technically hugging Lily? XD

    • @Deluxta
      @Deluxta 6 лет назад +12

      must have been totally painful for him :-).

    • @senorwookie6178
      @senorwookie6178 6 лет назад +27

      If you would follow them. Albert only touches Lily without hesitation

    • @ameliakarina1053
      @ameliakarina1053 6 лет назад

      What dark past

    • @ameliakarina1053
      @ameliakarina1053 6 лет назад

      Xin Nian Kuai Le could you explain what Albert dark past is

    • @ameliakarina1053
      @ameliakarina1053 6 лет назад

      Xin Nian Kuai Le ohhhhh,ty for the info

  • @duckwithabs4537
    @duckwithabs4537 3 года назад +20

    joast in every battle: "so im actually really confident about this one"

  • @Michael-uo8yv
    @Michael-uo8yv 6 лет назад +75

    RIP Xell and Mark Z. We'll miss XERKZ :'(

    • @Michael-uo8yv
      @Michael-uo8yv 6 лет назад

      Ezer Franc yeah check their twitter

  • @tdel010
    @tdel010 6 лет назад +29

    $ellout$ is officially my favorite ship now

  • @icebaby9162
    @icebaby9162 6 лет назад +47

    Lol
    " We tried different positions but it cant pop out"

    • @kevinfortin8240
      @kevinfortin8240 6 лет назад

      Ice Baby completely taken outta context XD

  • @emiliocu9212
    @emiliocu9212 6 лет назад +80

    2:55 “iM hUfFlEpuFf jErEMy”

  • @stefanmorgan8865
    @stefanmorgan8865 6 лет назад +1335

    Foki confirmed?

    • @averagegeek3957
      @averagegeek3957 6 лет назад +127

      Yes. Every ship in the video except $ELLOUT$ is real.

    • @xZeke97
      @xZeke97 6 лет назад +8

      Really?

    • @Saintzel
      @Saintzel 6 лет назад +231

      No $ellout$ is real now too

    • @nooneever3328
      @nooneever3328 6 лет назад +2

      Stefan Morgan nope

    • @getawayred
      @getawayred 6 лет назад +2

      But so did Toast lol

  • @jenjen1217
    @jenjen1217 4 года назад +31

    Literally all these ships sunk so hard.

    • @jenjen1217
      @jenjen1217 4 года назад +11

      I consider joast to have sunk the best since their announcement of it was hella funny and seem mutual unlike the rest

    • @mikeoxlong7607
      @mikeoxlong7607 4 года назад

      @@jenjen1217 Did they do a video about it?

    • @alvarezrodriguez4163
      @alvarezrodriguez4163 4 года назад +2

      Sellouts is probably still above the water

    • @raychances6251
      @raychances6251 4 года назад

      @@jenjen1217 joast peacefully took on water and sunk, liberty and foki crashed, and $ellout$ just....fell apart, i guess

    • @wongcayven9893
      @wongcayven9893 3 года назад

      @@raychances6251 Liberty and Foki EXPLODED

  • @augustofos1
    @augustofos1 4 года назад +50

    Crazy how the hufflepuff shirt has "loyal" written on it, huh 🤔

    • @OALM
      @OALM 4 года назад +1

      Albert is slytherin

  • @muhsinmohamed666
    @muhsinmohamed666 4 года назад +56

    10:40
    "there's no cheating going on" 😬
    that aged well

    • @miloae7
      @miloae7 4 года назад +1

      Muhsin Mohamed the child in my basement aged well

  • @dingdoung
    @dingdoung 6 лет назад +50

    Happy to see Xell has good taste in Anime. Shinobu best girl.

    • @wirriam2675
      @wirriam2675 6 лет назад

      Mønøchrome too bad he got fired

  • @4runr598
    @4runr598 6 лет назад +43

    I thought that Shrek was the anime at 11:08

  • @fartbutt5940
    @fartbutt5940 6 лет назад +106

    i thought poki would be use to getting carried

  • @dariusgoh5314
    @dariusgoh5314 4 года назад +29

    all these liberty comments had no idea it could be worse...

  • @muchmoonies
    @muchmoonies 6 лет назад +264

    And toast wins anyway

  • @VarsVerum
    @VarsVerum 6 лет назад +5

    Every time I watch OfflineTV I get happy but at the same time I realize just how much more work I have to do to have my life be as good as theirs ;~;

  • @muchmoonies
    @muchmoonies 6 лет назад +64

    I would watch offline tv daily

  • @isaiahtrujillo8020
    @isaiahtrujillo8020 4 года назад +17

    I guess they saved the best ship for last. And now they're all gone... Damn

  • @Kozvick
    @Kozvick 6 лет назад +67

    Monogatari? I see he is a man of culture

  • @jaimerodriguez3868
    @jaimerodriguez3868 6 лет назад +11

    4:44 Top Ten Saddest Anime Deaths

  • @YoussefAhmed-cj4rj
    @YoussefAhmed-cj4rj 6 лет назад +85

    The winner ship should have kissed at the end.

  • @KoltVEVO
    @KoltVEVO 4 года назад +7

    4:56 This is Xell and Scarra coming home from WW3

  • @fishteeth8835
    @fishteeth8835 6 лет назад +141

    #TeamLiberty

  • @Moon_Byte
    @Moon_Byte 6 лет назад +74

    Why do I have a feeling Albert is into bondage.

    • @holoaddict
      @holoaddict 6 лет назад +6

      He just looks like that kind of person

  • @18yangl1
    @18yangl1 6 лет назад +25

    4:28 DANK

  • @KILLO_
    @KILLO_ 5 лет назад +14

    I got clickbaited asf i thought this was going to be real battleships like the board game

  • @payanna
    @payanna 6 лет назад +45

    LIBERTY IS SUCH AN ADORABLE SHIP NAME

    • @GodinSpace
      @GodinSpace 6 лет назад

      pepp nah foki ftw

    • @payanna
      @payanna 6 лет назад +1

      buzzkillington NEVER albert and lily are so cute together

    • @Crownsnek
      @Crownsnek 6 лет назад

      I mean the video says Foki best ship so Foki best ship

    • @delulupisces_2377
      @delulupisces_2377 6 лет назад

      foki best ship but real or a meme lmaooo

  • @mohammadmahdi7552
    @mohammadmahdi7552 6 лет назад +44

    FOKI POGGERS Clap

  • @thederekchang
    @thederekchang 4 года назад +19

    This REALLY didn't age well. Rip all the ships.

  • @avisriram4666
    @avisriram4666 4 года назад +17

    2:48 lmao. Are you sure about that?

  • @username84476
    @username84476 6 лет назад +394

    *F O A S T*
    Edit: *J O K I I I I*

  • @adriknguyen9295
    @adriknguyen9295 6 лет назад +34

    Poki is getting carried like always lol

  • @jobo4771
    @jobo4771 6 лет назад +191

    Demonitised.

  • @marsthonpaul1579
    @marsthonpaul1579 5 лет назад +45

    Liberty is always the best ship and winner in my book.😊💕💕💕