The virgin sturgian “Viking” berserker: Can’t control own emotions, gets kited by khuxaits The chad sturgian gopnik horse lord: cool, calculated, logically used horses for tactical superiority, actively hunts down and catches khuzaits because he can
Virgin Berserker “Viking”: Cliche to all hell, can’t afford any armor so they freeze, die to anything with a point The Chad Sturgian LineBreaker: Proper shock infantry, has armor that actually works, are a good mix of Viking and Russian. Doesn’t look out of place in army of high tier units. Yah, Although I wish they have a Noble Infantry unit instead of another Horse infantry, I am glad we have the sturgian raiders and their Javelins as well as the developers making the Linebreakers not look like they belong in Battania with how little they used to wear.
I just got 280+ fian champions, wage is a bit salty(5k denarez daily), but I can handle cuz I have marunath and seanon, going with archer only to my army, this dudes destroying the entire cute vlandian army in a minute, with 0 lose lmao
The Sturgian's deforestation damage is unbearable for the Imperials due to the lack of trees the Northern empire lacks spears and shields and oh boy you need a shield fighting against the Horse raiders
Nothing is more satisfying that seeing Beta khuzait horse archers skirmish only to get intercepted by Alpha Sturgian Riders,50 javelins flying into them,screen goes green. Then it goes red because they charged into infantry and they got like 30 body armour. But it's ok,I'm sure Tale Worlds is busy buffing Khuzait for like 100th time.
-I thought javelins never hit anything!
-My inaccuracy was greatly exaggerated.
The virgin sturgian “Viking” berserker: Can’t control own emotions, gets kited by khuxaits
The chad sturgian gopnik horse lord: cool, calculated, logically used horses for tactical superiority, actively hunts down and catches khuzaits because he can
Virgin Berserker “Viking”: Cliche to all hell, can’t afford any armor so they freeze, die to anything with a point
The Chad Sturgian LineBreaker: Proper shock infantry, has armor that actually works, are a good mix of Viking and Russian. Doesn’t look out of place in army of high tier units.
Yah, Although I wish they have a Noble Infantry unit instead of another Horse infantry, I am glad we have the sturgian raiders and their Javelins as well as the developers making the Linebreakers not look like they belong in Battania with how little they used to wear.
sturgians are def a lot more slav than they are scandinavian imo
@@nines3580 yeah sea raiders and minor clans are pretty clearly "vikings", main sturgian stuff is mostly slavic.
Its definitely a mix of both though.
Is this a rising meme?
Because I hope so.
"That's a nice head you have on your shoulders"
Oh thanks I stole that head from someone else by saying the same thing :)
All that is happening while the Battanians are hiding in their forest with bows.
Reject modernity, return to Batannia
100 fian champion can vipe out all of calandria
I can have 400 fians and they can ahnihilate any army, not joking
@@poutykeiki2574 fians nightmare and the only soldiers who can fuck them are vlandian banner knights
I just got 280+ fian champions, wage is a bit salty(5k denarez daily), but I can handle cuz I have marunath and seanon, going with archer only to my army, this dudes destroying the entire cute vlandian army in a minute, with 0 lose lmao
Swadia- I mean Vlandian banner knight enjoyer not needing javelins not bows to win every battle
Laughs in Battanian Fian Champion
You mean Vlandia
This video is about ranged cavalry
@@Ch-ew9tm oooooh lol
v"L"andia
11 disslikes? We got every aserai main ever existed in here xD
Hey, making multiple accounts is tiring I'm trying my best.
@@invisiblesurge44I respect the efforts
Keep doing bannerlord
Sturgian is nothing but punching bag, exp generator, easy castle & city for the Khuzait.
angry m*runath resident battanoboo/northern imperial stupid oligarch/western imperial pro-dictatorship tyrant/southern imperial rhagaea simp/soyboy vlandian unsuccessful rng crossbowman/armourless aserai/average khuzait khan's guard fan 🤢
vs.
chad sturgian heroic line breaker, heavy axeman and varyag veteran enjoyer
My lord,,
Honestly had more success with the Khuzaits than the mamelukes
dont make me cataphract charge you
"cataphract charge" joke of the year
yess
Name of the song tho?
DVRST- Close Eyes
Accurate, but what about Fians? Are they too chad to be on this vid?
I guess you didn't notice. there are only horse archers in the video
@@alcelot2725 ok I see.
Fians are too god for the vid
try out battanian champion fians an 84 man line of them can destory 120-140 troops, altho I only play at warrior difficulty hehe
True
My lord
İgh
What are the musics used, my sir?
DVRST- Close Eyes
Typical Karakhuzait elder devotee
Wait I don't get the Bucellarii, they're viable?
theyr pretty decent. bucellari and mamlukes are actually better than the horse raiders this meme is just for fun i assume
What
Never anticipated that connoisseur part
I thought it would be a khans guard enjoyer
@@Ch-ew9tm connoisseur is better than khan's guard
I'm trying a horse raider only run now
go for the sturgian connoisseur, they are very op in both siege and land
The Sturgian's deforestation damage is unbearable for the Imperials due to the lack of trees the Northern empire lacks spears and shields and oh boy you need a shield fighting against the Horse raiders
To be honest, more like two shields, the first will break before they run out of javelins.
Average Battanian Mounted Skirmisher proclivateur
Khan's Guard literally wrecks all units in melee, including the Battanian Veteran Falxmen who decimate every infantry unit in the game.
Vet Falx gets rolled by the Heroic Line Breakers...
Nothing is more satisfying that seeing Beta khuzait horse archers skirmish only to get intercepted by Alpha Sturgian Riders,50 javelins flying into them,screen goes green.
Then it goes red because they charged into infantry and they got like 30 body armour.
But it's ok,I'm sure Tale Worlds is busy buffing Khuzait for like 100th time.
sad asf
Keep making this amazing bannerlord content
Virgin Sturgians vs Chad Vlandians
bardzo fajne
Glory to the *western* Calradic Empire!
This is true art
Battanian mounted skirmisher Proclivateur
Average Rhodok Sergeant Enjoyer oh shit wait I accidentally traveled 100 years in the past mb
I'm so late to seeing this that IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!
horse archers are still good. um
What is this meme template taken from?
Perfection
Pov: you are waiting for battanian fian champ and vlandian banner knight
Vlandian what knight?
@@DestroyerOfOgis banner, the special units of vlandia, the 31 level one
@@Turtlenareff1342 Sorry, I already mass genocided them
@@DestroyerOfOgis uh i understand. So anyway which faction so sl*yed them
@@Turtlenareff1342 Sturgia, I do love genociding Vlandians.
And then the megamind suit up is average khergit horse archer lmao