AR-15 Goes On Trial For Murder

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  • Опубликовано: 31 янв 2025

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  • @TheBabylonBee
    @TheBabylonBee  2 года назад +1577

    How handsome is the angry cop at the beginning of the sketch?

    • @IMwhatisawoman
      @IMwhatisawoman 2 года назад +21

      On a scale of 1-1 2 😂

    • @Ta2dwitetrash
      @Ta2dwitetrash 2 года назад +26

      Attempted mugging?
      Hilarious.

    • @NPC-bs3pm
      @NPC-bs3pm 2 года назад +16

      @IIOO
      What he needs is just a handsome handgun -- not those semi-auto cheaters that won't commit to a kill relationship🔫😠

    • @swivel_lock
      @swivel_lock 2 года назад +3

      I was thinking beautiful but brilliant works too!

    • @cabonlux5344
      @cabonlux5344 2 года назад +1

      ⭐⭐⭐⭐ good job!!!!

  • @MPTX-be8qq
    @MPTX-be8qq Год назад +1359

    The attorney should have stated that the AR-15 identifies as a watergun.

    • @JC_1600
      @JC_1600 Год назад +30

      Under rated comment. 😂

    • @peterbaugh51
      @peterbaugh51 Год назад +19

      Ok that joke was all wet...

    • @tdthedestroyer1232
      @tdthedestroyer1232 Год назад +6

      ​@@peterbaugh51muscle man: Do you know who els-

    • @needlamp2147
      @needlamp2147 11 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@tdthedestroyer1232"my mom!"

    • @thefixsix6722
      @thefixsix6722 11 месяцев назад +5

      nah, just a hole puncher lol.

  • @Freddie7191
    @Freddie7191 2 года назад +5669

    I'm deeply saddened that the high capacity magazine that was an accessory to this heinous crime will never face justice.

    • @John-uo1qf
      @John-uo1qf 2 года назад +259

      What about the guilty bullet? Where is he in all this?

    • @user-ik4br3nk2w
      @user-ik4br3nk2w 2 года назад +114

      they caught bump stock though

    • @evilblackcat6357
      @evilblackcat6357 2 года назад +78

      They already got him. He's no longer allowed to be in certain states.

    • @diaperjoeisaped1723
      @diaperjoeisaped1723 2 года назад +44

      It plea bargained for 3 to 5, out in 2.

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 года назад +21

      Fully automatic feeding. Nobody needs that!

  • @g.w.7893
    @g.w.7893 Год назад +495

    The same goes for knives, drugs, cars, alcohol... People are NEVER the problem.

    • @arjun-j2g9o
      @arjun-j2g9o Год назад

      But the access is to kill, killing with a gun is lot easy than knife forget that if i had access like America to guns i would have done some school shooting because i was very angry at that time but thankfully i did not so use common sense if u American have

    • @arjun-j2g9o
      @arjun-j2g9o Год назад

      But the access is to kill, killing with a gun is lot easy than knife forget that if i had access like America to guns i would have done some school shooting because i was very angry at that time but thankfully i did not so use common sense if u American have

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 10 месяцев назад +6

      Have you forgotten about self driving cars. 😂

    • @archnemesis0513
      @archnemesis0513 10 месяцев назад +24

      @@houseofhas9355 People programmed it? 🤔

    • @redrogue4440
      @redrogue4440 10 месяцев назад +5

      Somehow, human error is to blame for all sorts of things, with the exception of gun violence

  • @nellosnook4454
    @nellosnook4454 2 года назад +927

    Excellent! 👍
    As the late, great, Rush Limbaugh used to say: “Satire is using absurdity to expose absurdity.”

    • @mattdillon4398
      @mattdillon4398 2 года назад +25

      Man, I miss him!

    • @nellosnook4454
      @nellosnook4454 2 года назад +13

      @@mattdillon4398
      Me too, Matt. 😢
      We have his archives.
      They will be “forever green” to me.

    • @Tenebarum
      @Tenebarum 2 года назад +15

      El Rushbo was the best. He always started my day with humor. No one is or was close to having his charisma.

    • @susanhardesty7668
      @susanhardesty7668 2 года назад +14

      I miss Rush so much! He would have a field day with the goings on in society today. So much content!

    • @Goibniu001
      @Goibniu001 2 года назад +6

      In today's folly, however, the limits of imagination can only be stretched so far before the Outer Limits have been breached.

  • @principled
    @principled 2 года назад +1806

    This is gold! 😂
    Should’ve held Alec Baldwins gun accountable!

    • @thomaslanham3863
      @thomaslanham3863 2 года назад +74

      There's an SUV in Wisconsin waiting for it's turn for justice .

    • @Oldmanwithagoldpan
      @Oldmanwithagoldpan 2 года назад +41

      It was a cowboy gun.. only Black fully semi autos with thousand round a second clips are Bad,, Mmmkay.

    • @darrelllang4076
      @darrelllang4076 2 года назад +13

      Just give them time ,they will

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 года назад +1

      @@thomaslanham3863 grounz

    • @tweedeldee8122
      @tweedeldee8122 2 года назад +20

      You missed the "white conservative domestic terrorist" qualifier. It applies also to "hate" crimes.

  • @richardlangdon712
    @richardlangdon712 Год назад +188

    Sad part is this really isn't a comedy skit. This is how people feel, the same people who are also unable to tell you what a woman is.

    • @-Autocons9999
      @-Autocons9999 10 месяцев назад +1

      They only fell unsafe if it looks like a military weapon it doesn't matter if it shoots 50 bmg as long as it has wood on it its fine

    • @sweepminer
      @sweepminer 10 месяцев назад +2

      No I'm pretty sure it is a comedy skit

    • @MarkCardy
      @MarkCardy 3 месяца назад

      Brilliant

  • @andrewgeissler8887
    @andrewgeissler8887 2 года назад +2616

    “We have a problem with guns in this country, we do not a have a problem with people pulling triggers” that’s dead accurate. In Minnesota right now they’re trying to pass 4 new gun bills, and at the same time judges and prosecutors are giving violent felons slaps on the wrist.

    • @leaflotus6726
      @leaflotus6726 2 года назад +99

      Same people who don't want people to have kids, gotta save the earth

    • @jdminn4
      @jdminn4 2 года назад

      And the millions extra they gave Ellison to prosecute State enemies. Tim Jeong Walz, DFL tripledemic, and stupid, greedy zealots in charge of the purse and legal system...yeah, this is gonna end well.

    • @-You-Tube-
      @-You-Tube- 2 года назад

      Ah, wonderful. In the future we can all walk in the knowledge that we only be stabbed to death, always assuming that felons with nothing to fear but a slap on the wrist will observe the new laws.

    • @ForestG
      @ForestG 2 года назад +50

      As a Minnesotan, this is very disappointing to hear.

    • @nameless-og
      @nameless-og 2 года назад +31

      "Alec, Baldwin"

  • @zacke.1286
    @zacke.1286 2 года назад +2012

    Saying guns are responsible for Colombine is like saying spoons are responsible for Rosey O'Donnell being fat.

    • @loktaiextatus
      @loktaiextatus 2 года назад +83

      Something tells me its not even the spoon- but the trough.

    • @jessedphillips
      @jessedphillips 2 года назад +56

      Exactly. Or that a pen is responsible for slander.
      Or the forceps being responsible for dismembering a child before it is born.

    • @edwardgabel3701
      @edwardgabel3701 2 года назад +8

      Too real.

    • @sandiamericafirst5030
      @sandiamericafirst5030 2 года назад +7

      🤣👏👏👏

    • @BYE_BYE6-o2b
      @BYE_BYE6-o2b 2 года назад

      Spoons are made for eating. Guns are made for killing.

  • @Free_Krazy
    @Free_Krazy Год назад +678

    "We have a problem with guns, not people pulling triggers"
    That about sums up the whole of anti-gun logic right there.

    • @sirfungus356
      @sirfungus356 11 месяцев назад +7

      How do you stop people from pulling triggers? By not letting them have guns in the first place.

    • @If0n702
      @If0n702 11 месяцев назад

      No u give guns to normal decent people and keep them from criminals you idiot. @@sirfungus356

    • @GreasiestGuido
      @GreasiestGuido 11 месяцев назад

      ​@@sirfungus356 You sir, are an idiot...... guns get around more often illegally, then legally. Stop a citizen like yourself from protecting themself doesnt stop the intruder who caps you in the forehead for your belongings

    • @MrKing-771
      @MrKing-771 11 месяцев назад +45

      ​@sirfungus356 how are you going to do that and keep the guns away from criminals

    • @If0n702
      @If0n702 11 месяцев назад +1

      Its two words lmfao. Gun control@@MrKing-771

  • @VincitOmniaVeritas7
    @VincitOmniaVeritas7 2 года назад +478

    The accuser high-fiving his lawyer with his “injuried” arm killed me

    • @darbywing2
      @darbywing2 Год назад

      Gaige Grosskreutz wished he could do the same.

    • @michaelmariano4747
      @michaelmariano4747 Год назад +7

      No the AR15 did it

    • @MoonScythe1
      @MoonScythe1 Год назад +14

      After he used that same arm to point at the accused earlier.

  • @THX..1138
    @THX..1138 2 года назад +359

    If the AR only had 9 bullets none of this would have happened 😢

    • @fukofutube22
      @fukofutube22 2 года назад +26

      Exactly. I just read this on yahoo internet news - so it must be true.

    • @-You-Tube-
      @-You-Tube- 2 года назад

      Shhhh,Shhhhh, or they'll be pushing the 0 capacity magazine ban before you know it.

    • @patrick8116
      @patrick8116 2 года назад +12

      I feel so much safer already.

    • @Watcher3223
      @Watcher3223 Год назад +13

      And if the AR had been used for hunting ... it would have used a heat seeking round that could cook a deer. /jk

    • @sloombathegreat
      @sloombathegreat Год назад

      How?

  • @stealth42blade
    @stealth42blade Год назад +56

    This is exactly how realistic the shenanigans is…..
    “Blame the gun, not the person who pulled the trigger….”

    • @dayjay_alldj7940
      @dayjay_alldj7940 10 месяцев назад +1

      I see this in two ways, the person responsible for using the gun should be guilty, or just removing the gun because that very person had it.

  • @bigus_brainus
    @bigus_brainus 2 года назад +482

    1:28 I love how the guy magically healed his arm just to point at the gun

    • @Andy_Holmes
      @Andy_Holmes 2 года назад +66

      Also it's claimed to be a murder trial.

    • @chugwhiskey6605
      @chugwhiskey6605 2 года назад +10

      His arm is in a splint it’s not unable to move buddy

    • @pssrluna4193
      @pssrluna4193 2 года назад +29

      And did a high five too.

    • @playdg
      @playdg 2 года назад +19

      @@chugwhiskey6605 Whooshh!!!

    • @nigelbardoe3771
      @nigelbardoe3771 2 года назад

      That's because he was only shot by the gun, not a bullet.

  • @radicalrick9587
    @radicalrick9587 2 года назад +278

    *This is 100% true. If you try to state the obvious, you'd be charged with contempt of court.*

    • @snoopcat7961
      @snoopcat7961 Год назад +9

      Especially when it comes to talking about Lgtbtq

  • @Blaskor314
    @Blaskor314 Год назад +17

    Exact same thing when the news states "An SUV hit a pedestrian" acting like there wasn't a person driving the vehicle at the time.

    • @Ronni.M
      @Ronni.M 3 месяца назад

      Yah, like the Christmas parade no one talks about.

  • @1776braveheart
    @1776braveheart 2 года назад +1317

    This skit is terrifyingly true. This is what the world has become, it has lost its mind on so many topics.

    • @revan552
      @revan552 2 года назад

      Yeah, no.
      This is nothing more than a completely ridiculous strawman. And the fact that you sheep are sucking it up so giddily is illustrative of your irrationality, not anyone else's.

    • @judgeberry6071
      @judgeberry6071 Год назад

      Guns are bad and can be used to murder very quickly and efficiently compared to other weapons. It's not rocket science.

    • @michaelmaston4702
      @michaelmaston4702 Год назад +11

      I know. Sickening Isn't it?

    • @revan552
      @revan552 Год назад

      @Michael Maston No more sickening than you sheep in your circle jerk over this video, which is nothing more than a giant strawman. 🤡

    • @Cyberbro665
      @Cyberbro665 Год назад

      Soon law will be based on feelings over facts, it almost happened with Kyle because if he'd have had a lib judge he would have been screwed.

  • @robertshank8412
    @robertshank8412 2 года назад +487

    The jury never took into account the feelings of the AR15 as it sat alone in that chair. Oh, the humanity.

    • @mylesleggette7520
      @mylesleggette7520 2 года назад +34

      Well notice that it wasn't a BLACK AR15...

    • @dougm5186
      @dougm5186 Год назад +7

      However, they DID put the the poor thing “back in chains”!

    • @DgardsGaming
      @DgardsGaming Год назад

      There Racist, It's Black.

    • @HolySoliDeoGloria
      @HolySoliDeoGloria Год назад +5

      Oh the gunanity! Riflanity? Assault-ananity? Asininity?

    • @gotsloco1810
      @gotsloco1810 Год назад +7

      I would say that by placing the poor AR15 in chains that should be classified as jury tampering and should be grounds for appeal.

  • @melissag.664
    @melissag.664 Год назад +24

    "We have a problem with guns in this country, not people pulling triggers..." Truer words have not been spoken! 🤣😂🤣

  • @LATVERIAN1
    @LATVERIAN1 2 года назад +268

    What's really scary is that I have a neighbor who thinks exactly like that judge. 😒😒🤨

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 года назад +37

      I drove for lyft for only a month and kid you not, had two guys in casual conversation preach to me that assault military weapons have no place for regular people to own....oh if only they knew their driver owned stuff that would make a cop blush

    • @LATVERIAN1
      @LATVERIAN1 2 года назад +4

      @@762x69 LOL

    • @Linkwii64
      @Linkwii64 2 года назад +2

      People has many kind of reality and your neighbor living in that reality.

    • @LATVERIAN1
      @LATVERIAN1 2 года назад +15

      @@Linkwii64 My neighbor, like the typical Libby, is a fool. It's like talking to a drunk. Alcoholics
      are on their own plain of reality. They don't share ours.

    • @bethanndavis115
      @bethanndavis115 2 года назад

      Are they a judge or someone in standing like this judge too?

  • @TechnoAgape
    @TechnoAgape 2 года назад +469

    Never thought I would see the day when satire speaks more truth than the actual news. Couldn't stop laughing, and for some reason crying at the same time. Praying for our country for sure.

    • @michaelmaston4702
      @michaelmaston4702 Год назад +7

      Guarantee you some fool will take this for a true story.

    • @liebe6970
      @liebe6970 Год назад +12

      @@michaelmaston4702 Oh i could totally see this happening in california or new york like

    • @michaelmaston4702
      @michaelmaston4702 Год назад +4

      @engineergaming8920 : If things continue as they are...we all may end up either speaking Chinese, Korean, or Russian...if Biden has his way.

    • @abehambino
      @abehambino Год назад +8

      You’d be surprised how often satire is accurate and how often it tends to be more accurate than the news.

    • @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
      @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Год назад

      Amen! Let our country no longer delay but turn to Christ!

  • @AWARHERO
    @AWARHERO Год назад +11

    The "Scope" of this skit is a barrel of laugh. The judge, triggered by the Defense Lawyer, "Silence Her!" she said.

  • @Voller84
    @Voller84 2 года назад +114

    If the Rittenhouse trial has taught us anything, it's that an AR-15 is not supposed to wave itself around in front of a jury like that.

    • @SuperUnemployable
      @SuperUnemployable Год назад +5

      As soon as she was in the ready position that was exactly what my mind went to, that lawyer was nuts.

    • @chaseviking5096
      @chaseviking5096 Год назад +7

      The prosecuting attorney really showed how ignorant he was to gun safety in that trail. Picking up the AR then aiming it at the jury while making us heavily ignorant argument. Doesn't matter if the gun wasn't loaded. That violates the very gun safety every proper gun owner was taught. Made me cringe and disgusted.

    • @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim
      @ifyouloveChristyouwillobeyhim Год назад

      That is just so sickeningly fitting.

    • @josephalexander6290
      @josephalexander6290 Год назад

      @@chaseviking5096Are you joking?

    • @chaseviking5096
      @chaseviking5096 Год назад

      @@josephalexander6290 no I'm not. He literally picked up the AR off the table in the court room and waved it around flagging a lot of people and straight up pointing it while holding it to his shoulder and aiming down the sites at particularly the jury. That prosecuting attorney would have been thrown tf out of the court room right there if I had been the judge. Gun safety is a top priority when dealing with guns and one of the top rules with guns is treat it as if it's loaded and don't aim at anything you are prepared to shoot.

  • @rickbourne1376
    @rickbourne1376 2 года назад +125

    Oh, you guys just nailed this one! "Attempted Mugging" .... I am still laughing. 🤣

    • @AdamsTaiwan
      @AdamsTaiwan 2 года назад +3

      I'm glad I wasn't drinking at the end... please remember in your comments to put the blame in the proper place: It's the hammer that nailed it.

    • @NeSeeger
      @NeSeeger 2 года назад +4

      Mug club on trial next

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 2 года назад +2

      He actually cuffed it, >.

    • @rickbourne1376
      @rickbourne1376 2 года назад +4

      @@MR-nl8xr I know, that and the AR-15 all chained up, hillarious.

    • @MR-nl8xr
      @MR-nl8xr 2 года назад +1

      @@rickbourne1376 >.

  • @mirandabaggins501
    @mirandabaggins501 Год назад +3

    The jailhouse scene at the end with the mug playing the harmonica… priceless!! 😂🤣

  • @abrownbb
    @abrownbb 2 года назад +110

    The defense attorney is hysterical! What a classic line! "It can't have any thought! It's a thing! ". So well done guys 👍

  • @DarrylJenks7454
    @DarrylJenks7454 2 года назад +305

    This would be funny if this wasn’t exactly how the justice system works.

    • @zackryder747
      @zackryder747 Год назад +6

      Nah its still funny but also sad at the same time

    • @Zlee533
      @Zlee533 Год назад

      Yeah, it is sad. If guns didn’t exist, people would just use something else instead. In China, they use knives to go on murder sprees. Criminals are the problem, not the tools in which they use to perpetrate the crime.

    • @esko911
      @esko911 Год назад +8

      it would be funny, if this wasnt how America actually is right now.

    • @thafrodgod3434
      @thafrodgod3434 Год назад +2

      Do you have an example of how this represents our justice system? I think in real life they only put humans on trial.

    • @esko911
      @esko911 Год назад

      @@thafrodgod3434 begone low IQ boomer garbage. You must be fun in real life.. NOT. ..

  • @walkermediaworx
    @walkermediaworx Год назад +20

    This was some of the best acting I've ever seen from you guys. Very well done

  • @PrincessGamer
    @PrincessGamer 2 года назад +237

    give some credit to the actors in this for managing to get through it without cracking up every single second lol

    • @stephenorourke7005
      @stephenorourke7005 2 года назад +9

      I could imagine hilarious out-takes!!

    • @PrincessGamer
      @PrincessGamer 2 года назад +7

      @@stephenorourke7005 Right? I know if I was acting in this they would have to retake my lines the whole day lol. I would not be able to stop laughing.

    • @houseofhas9355
      @houseofhas9355 2 года назад +10

      Release the bloopers. 😂

  • @sslranch
    @sslranch 2 года назад +344

    I am so happy someone finally made this video. The insanity finally needed to be recorded for nostalgia. 🎉Babylon Bee

    • @jdminn4
      @jdminn4 2 года назад +4

      Nostalgia?! I thought it was a documentary.

    • @1776braveheart
      @1776braveheart 2 года назад +2

      for posterity

    • @jamesharrison6201
      @jamesharrison6201 Год назад

      Just wish Kimmel, Fallon, Colbert and SNL would be amenable to running the skit

  • @User-4-mn3or
    @User-4-mn3or Год назад +7

    If you leave a gun in a locked drawer for 1 year and never take it out, how many people did it kill while locked up???? Criminals will always have access to weapons!

  • @sargentd3125
    @sargentd3125 2 года назад +86

    This is no longer satire, it's reality

  • @Uberragen21
    @Uberragen21 Год назад +274

    The crazy part of all this?
    The fact that this was meant to be satire, yet *IS REALITY.*

  • @teufelhunden3094
    @teufelhunden3094 8 месяцев назад +2

    This must be a NY court and judge.

  • @thekatarnalchemist
    @thekatarnalchemist 2 года назад +81

    "Am I the only sane person in this courtroom?"
    Yes, miss. Yes, you are.
    Also, kudos to the judge for not corpsing when arresting the mug for an attempted mugging.

    • @mubarekabdi
      @mubarekabdi Год назад

      No she isn’t coz she wouldn’t come to defend an object as a client. Dude, wake up 😂😂😂

  • @susandemetry7158
    @susandemetry7158 2 года назад +16

    The coffee mug playing the harmonica was the best.

  • @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony
    @IllyaLeonovMorganFreepony 11 месяцев назад +23

    People don't kill guns. Guns kill guns.

  • @John-V8
    @John-V8 2 года назад +54

    It's so sad that I ask my self this question every time I look at the news, " Am I the only sane person?"

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 года назад +1

      That's how you get chained to the chair with the AR-15 for daring to question the status quo. If I didn't have enough sense I would hand throw bullets at reporters live on air so I can be arrested as an assault weapon. smdh.

    • @jeremykraenzlein5975
      @jeremykraenzlein5975 2 года назад +8

      You are not. But the news people keep all of the sane people off of your screen. It is a deliberate attempt to make you doubt your own sanity.

    • @SolemnGear
      @SolemnGear 2 года назад +6

      At this point I feel like America is being ran by cartoon characters.

    • @jeremykraenzlein5975
      @jeremykraenzlein5975 2 года назад +3

      @@SolemnGearHey, did you just compare our president to a cartoon character? That's inappropriate! You really need to apologize, to all of the cartoon characters who would do a much better job of it.
      Optimus Prime (Transformers), Charles Xavier (X-Men), and Captain Gloval (Robotech) are the first ones who come to mind, who would make much better presidents. I'm sure that anyone reading this could come up with many others.

  • @scillyautomatic
    @scillyautomatic 2 года назад +562

    Brilliant. This is how people on the left actually think!

    • @semineil
      @semineil 2 года назад +35

      That's what you call it??
      ("Think".)

    • @russguffee6661
      @russguffee6661 2 года назад +57

      They don't think, they "feel"......

    • @kristoffseisler2163
      @kristoffseisler2163 2 года назад +2

      so do you guys on the right think before you inbreed or does it just happen?

    • @daveshupak9840
      @daveshupak9840 2 года назад +13

      I didn't realize they actually think!

    • @John-uo1qf
      @John-uo1qf 2 года назад +21

      @@kristoffseisler2163 Thinking has nothing to do with this court case. Where did that idea come from?

  • @1notgilty
    @1notgilty Год назад +16

    Blaming guns for gun violence is like blaming cars for drunk driving. Gun control isn't about guns. It's about control.

  • @evilblackcat6357
    @evilblackcat6357 2 года назад +171

    Next on the docket; how changing an accessory from one inert piece of plastic to another, or adding one, [i.e.; a brace vs a stock] instantly transforms a normal firearm into a weapon of mass destruction. Please include an ATF agent explaining the differences with diagrams and their usual impeccable and indisputable logic.

    • @josephh.8075
      @josephh.8075 2 года назад

      Firearms unknown did something like what you are describing.
      ruclips.net/video/8nfCyhOX42g/видео.html

    • @WayneWatson1
      @WayneWatson1 2 года назад +2

      Yes

    • @Weimerica8841
      @Weimerica8841 2 года назад +11

      ATF when the barrel looks suspiciously close to 15.9" 😫

    • @bogusphone8000
      @bogusphone8000 2 года назад

      Search "Firearms Unknown" ;)

    • @nemoexnuqual3643
      @nemoexnuqual3643 2 года назад +7

      Then we are all ordered to memory hole that the ATF issued compliance letters for them.
      Fun fact: SBR’s are only restricted as part of an otherwise attempt to ban pistols.

  • @stephenorourke7005
    @stephenorourke7005 2 года назад +42

    Excellent as usual!! Judge was perfect!! Babylon Bee should be mandatory viewing by all political science courses!!!!

  • @Mr.biggstrength
    @Mr.biggstrength Год назад +1

    Thank you so much

  • @ericquackenbush8184
    @ericquackenbush8184 Год назад +200

    This is actually about where we are at nowadays. What an excellent portrayal.

  • @no_handle_required
    @no_handle_required Год назад +4

    I can see this happening in modern court today. Brilliant.

  • @patdry
    @patdry 2 года назад +154

    I’ve dreamt of someone doing this sketch for so long, you guys nailed it!

    • @AdamsTaiwan
      @AdamsTaiwan 2 года назад +6

      No, the pencil sketched it, the hammer nailed it. Put the blame where it belongs... and last of all the "Dream Worked" it.

    • @joannleichliter4308
      @joannleichliter4308 2 года назад +1

      Maybe next they can try an SUV.

  • @RobKluck
    @RobKluck 2 года назад +49

    Props to you guys for even going into the same room with that monster.

    • @LORDMAD98
      @LORDMAD98 Год назад +4

      If it was an AK then it would truly be a monster

  • @garrenpillay5178
    @garrenpillay5178 Год назад +1

    Wow thanks guys really enjoyed this one

  • @stevetaylor9265
    @stevetaylor9265 2 года назад +72

    The only thing that could make it better is the jury should have been a bunch of hammers

    • @freedomrings1420
      @freedomrings1420 2 года назад +6

      Paul Piglosi has the cornerd the market on hammers at this time.

    • @paulreid2223
      @paulreid2223 2 года назад

      In a certain shape ..😏😏

    • @rickycampbell9105
      @rickycampbell9105 2 года назад +2

      Will somebody please "STOP THE HAMMERING". 🤣🤣🤣

    • @daviderwin4705
      @daviderwin4705 2 года назад +7

      That would have been priceless. The defense attorney would have lost the jury by pointing out that they were just a bunch of tools.

    • @d.allanparrott7991
      @d.allanparrott7991 2 года назад +4

      @@daviderwin4705 Exactly throw in some knives, sticks, pitchforks and of course just a hand , for diversity and inclusion.... 🙄

  • @livefreeordie9542
    @livefreeordie9542 2 года назад +49

    I really enjoy your historically accurate documentaries, this was your best one yet.

  • @lukefitz1492
    @lukefitz1492 Год назад +3

    How DARE you ask such questions that are obviously absurd! Keep your sanity to yourself.

  • @KOLDBLU3ST33L
    @KOLDBLU3ST33L 2 года назад +22

    This IS EXACTLY the problem...judges refusing to ENFORCE THE LAW.

  • @2mon249
    @2mon249 2 года назад +117

    If I am ever put in a situation where I need to draw my firearm and I end up going to court over it. I'm seriously considering making my argument that of. "I didn't hurt anyone. My gun did".

    • @jeremykraenzlein5975
      @jeremykraenzlein5975 2 года назад +25

      Like the kid whose parents kept talking about guns killing people, so one day he explained that his pencil failed math class.

    • @HandleMitCare
      @HandleMitCare 2 года назад +27

      Just say that you identify as a person who is innocent, and...poof, you're free to go.

    • @screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438
      @screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438 2 года назад +12

      @@HandleMitCare DAMN. You beat me to it! So true. What I identify as is the objective reality. Also I will tell the judge the prosecutor that animals are not allowed to prosecute or judge me. If they say they are human, I will say "I can't be sure you are not animals because I am not a veterinarian!".

    • @HandleMitCare
      @HandleMitCare 2 года назад

      @@screwbigtechsanti-sciencem9438 Bahaha, perfect! We need to turn their own BS back on them and relentlessly mock them, evil bustirds...

    • @bethyann89
      @bethyann89 2 года назад

      Remember, you can't use that argument if you're a white cis-gender person. If you are, you're definitely the one responsible

  • @catsamazing338
    @catsamazing338 10 месяцев назад +2

    That’s about the level of lunacy we’re dealing with :)

  • @farmgrowncountrystrong
    @farmgrowncountrystrong 2 года назад +29

    The Ruth Bader Ginsberg collar the judge has 🤣

  • @onmyworkbench7000
    @onmyworkbench7000 Год назад +56

    This is one of the best skits that BB has come up with in while, you guys have NAILLED IT AGAIN!!!

  • @stevecochran9078
    @stevecochran9078 Год назад +4

    This is a real conversation that takes place everyday.

  • @URBANAMERICANTAC
    @URBANAMERICANTAC 2 года назад +9

    We are much closer to this than people know.

  • @travishulse3954
    @travishulse3954 2 года назад +44

    So sad .There are actually idiots out there that would go along with that.

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 2 года назад

      Don't give them ideas. They've already filed lawsuits against piles of money, and this is allowed because inanimate objects don't get due process. Nothing stops this from happening to guns, too.

    • @bethanndavis115
      @bethanndavis115 2 года назад

      What's sadder is that this is what those people are saying with their ridiculous arguments for more gun control (isn't that a misnomer?), but they don't realize that is what they are saying with their ridiculous arguments for more gun control.

    • @tonybanks9015
      @tonybanks9015 2 года назад +1

      And they vote!

  • @rudedude1686
    @rudedude1686 Год назад +3

    Why do I see this literally happening some time down the road for real ...given the current state of the (in)justice system, it's only a question of when.

  • @johnmollet2637
    @johnmollet2637 2 года назад +35

    60 years ago this would have been an episode of the Twilight Zone, today it's not too far from reality... Great skit folks, have a fantastic day!

  • @xRadio2006x
    @xRadio2006x 2 года назад +92

    oh...this is a flawless masterpiece...imagine a national TV show where people were subjected to facts and they didn't even realize it....forcing them to think while they sit there stuffing their face and not going into a brain overload trying to come up with arguments in a face to face situation with another human..........oh the sanity!

    • @radarodonnell
      @radarodonnell 2 года назад +1

      I miss Mythbusters...

    • @potcrak1
      @potcrak1 2 года назад +1

      This skit is as powerful as "To kill a Mockingbird".

  • @meesterdinglefritz2064
    @meesterdinglefritz2064 Год назад +6

    We NEED entities like the Bee to remind us how close we are to Idiocracy.

  • @GoodForYou4504
    @GoodForYou4504 2 года назад +49

    Satire is one of the most important things we have as a society.

    • @OmegaZyion
      @OmegaZyion 2 года назад +6

      Satire? At this point, The Babylon Bee are basically prophets. It's only a matter of time till something like this literally happens.

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 2 года назад +2

      Except that most sheeple today are not intelligent enough to understand satire as part of the dumbing-down of critical thinking skills in school, so the point is lost on them. If one does not understand the point, then one cannot be effected by its truth.

    • @GoodForYou4504
      @GoodForYou4504 2 года назад

      @G. T. Void So, somehow, you're connecting satire to "dumbing down critical thinking in schools". Wow. My critical thinking sees that you're just trying to get some of your agenda message across. I must not have spent enough time in school. Good luck with your message. You may want to keep it in the correct lane👍

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 2 года назад +1

      @@GoodForYou4504 You misunderstand what I wrote. If you had comprehended correctly, you would have understood my point as satire is not understood by sheeple because of the dumbing down of critical thinking. Take the time to comprehend.

    • @GoodForYou4504
      @GoodForYou4504 2 года назад

      @G. T. Void lol! So you repeated the exact same thing and didn't explain what you meant. So you're a bot. Sorry I got in the way of you job. Sowing dissent will get you on a list, and that's a good thing. 👍

  • @minormunitions
    @minormunitions 2 года назад +39

    I support this new theory. No more speeding tickets either, damn fast truck…

  • @Xiy114
    @Xiy114 7 месяцев назад +3

    When i was in school, i failed many tests because that stupid pencil kept giving wrong answers on the tests!!

  • @yanikg-force
    @yanikg-force 2 года назад +10

    Brilliant! One of the best satires I've watched from The Bee so far. "Attempted mugging!" 🤣💀

  • @INeedJesus55
    @INeedJesus55 2 года назад +23

    Ultimately this is really sad in the sense that people know something is wrong with their perception, but they're unable to acknowledge it. They've been tricked into tormenting themselves by people who hate them.

    • @revan552
      @revan552 2 года назад

      You're so painfully close to self-awareness...
      Except you sheep f*cks aren't even at the point of realizing your perceptions are f*cked up. Baby steps. 🤣

  • @popeyevalls
    @popeyevalls Год назад +1

    That's Fort Bend county judges for ya. Law degrees and credentials all over their walls, and yet they still try putting square pegs into round holes.

  • @PhillipH-san
    @PhillipH-san 2 года назад +139

    Truly horrifying.
    Thank God you all survived in its presence.

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 2 года назад +7

      It could have killed everyone in the room if it wanted to do so.

    • @ApolloFirearms
      @ApolloFirearms Год назад

      It’s really scary, my neighbor ‘has’ a gun…you can never really have control of those animals! Terrifying.

    • @Jasonshoots
      @Jasonshoots 11 месяцев назад

      If many think the AK-47 is terrifying, just wait till they meet the LORD!

  • @joshuakarr-BibleMan
    @joshuakarr-BibleMan 2 года назад +10

    Somebody almost got mugged!

  • @AZrakoon
    @AZrakoon Год назад +2

    The coffee cup playing the harmonica...lol

  • @lewisroadstudio9270
    @lewisroadstudio9270 2 года назад +16

    Highest quality cinematography to date. The script and acting team are also at the next level. Keep going!

  • @ollyrattyus5545
    @ollyrattyus5545 2 года назад +23

    I have had this conversation with liberals. This was hard to watch. Thank you Bee.

  • @WeekdayWeekend
    @WeekdayWeekend 8 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks for making this video! It's crazy to see inside what is clearly a real New York Court room!

  • @funkingfuss9724
    @funkingfuss9724 2 года назад +48

    WOW. I drive past 4 gun ranges in 4 of my neighbors yards every day and have never been the victim of gun violence. I haven't locked my front door in over 20 years. And All my neighbors are courteous and helpful to each other.

    • @vids9190
      @vids9190 Год назад +3

      youre a very lucky individual then.

    • @hyperion3439
      @hyperion3439 Год назад +6

      @@vids9190 Or maybe just maybe and hear me out crazy thought occurred
      They're responsible with their firearms and are not psychopaths shooting up their neighborhoods😮

    • @funkingfuss9724
      @funkingfuss9724 Год назад +2

      @@vids9190 Lucky???? Because I've made good choices in life? Lucky because I refuse to live in a neighborhood where most of the houses have bars on the doors and windows? Lucky because i respect myself and those around me? Lucky because I listen and follow directions from law enforcement officers even when I know they are wrong but choose to exercise all my rights in court? Yes I am Lucky to live in this Great Country where brave men gave their lives to end Slavery.

    • @charlestannehill7537
      @charlestannehill7537 Год назад +1

      @@funkingfuss9724 ignorant people think good choices are luck. I was born and raised in North Memphis, Tennessee. Now I have a 4 acre lot in Oahu. Don't lock my doors, vehicles, or secure any of my stuff. Haven't had an issue, ever. I suppose that's all luck.

    • @vids9190
      @vids9190 Год назад +1

      @@funkingfuss9724 I love making Americans mad on the internet, cheers.

  • @arragon5481
    @arragon5481 Год назад +247

    This is beautiful, and so many need to see this.
    Also, "attempted Mugging" I almost choked on that one

    • @bigpigslapperoinktoo4953
      @bigpigslapperoinktoo4953 Год назад +6

      LOLOL,, I had a snot bubble appear when I laff'd it was so dumb,, LOLOL

    • @arragon5481
      @arragon5481 Год назад +8

      @@bigpigslapperoinktoo4953 I was drinking and had it come out my nose.

    • @titrecords2294
      @titrecords2294 Год назад +2

      I rolled on the floor 😂

    • @oldfarthacks
      @oldfarthacks Год назад +5

      Yep, good stuff there. It's a good thing that the AR was not equipped with a laser, then they would have convicted it for at least 2 counts of battery, depending on the number of cells in the laser.

  • @yurisonic5583
    @yurisonic5583 7 месяцев назад +1

    I hope stupidity never falls thar low...

  • @JBall-hd8bw
    @JBall-hd8bw 2 года назад +10

    Excellent production. How in the world did they pull this off without laughing throughout the whole thing?

  • @dddrkdigoskdfje
    @dddrkdigoskdfje 2 года назад +5

    Hilarious! And I love the actress who plays the defense lawyer. She was in Unplanned.

  • @maid4thelamb85
    @maid4thelamb85 Год назад +4

    "Attempted 'mugging'".... LOL!!😅😅🤣🤣😂

  • @LazyTitan9
    @LazyTitan9 2 года назад +36

    That judge is the real life manifestation of 90% of reddit 🤣

  • @Dashmaster305
    @Dashmaster305 2 года назад +36

    Did anyone else noticed the victim high-fived his lawyer with the hand that was in a cast? 3:17

    • @blackmanops3749
      @blackmanops3749 2 года назад +7

      He also took it out to point to the rifle.

  • @texasfreedomlover4730
    @texasfreedomlover4730 7 месяцев назад +2

    The government is the only entity I’m aware of who possesses weapons that can kill you without a trigger man

  • @01nmuskier
    @01nmuskier 2 года назад +26

    "Attempted mugging"
    😂
    Nailed it!

  • @markcab2055
    @markcab2055 2 года назад +8

    This court case must have taken trial in either New York or California..And why was the defendant not allowed to testify?

  • @DavidMay-cc1xo
    @DavidMay-cc1xo 3 месяца назад +3

    I called the cops and had them come arrest my spoon for making me fat. At trial, the spoon said it was my fault and that I was asking for it. Typical criminal, always blaming the victim.

  • @kennethturner8290
    @kennethturner8290 2 года назад +12

    We may never know why some guns go bad while others lead perfectly normal, peaceful lives.

  • @QueensGTO_Viper
    @QueensGTO_Viper 2 года назад +5

    but the race of the gun at the beginning was... nevermind, I'll see myself to room 101

  • @chriskelso723
    @chriskelso723 4 месяца назад +2

    Lets be honest. Its actially the constitutuon which stands trial, with every crime.

  • @cecilsmith2061
    @cecilsmith2061 2 года назад +26

    *Legal Disclaimer: No AR-15s were harmed in the making of this video*

    • @GT_Void
      @GT_Void 2 года назад +1

      or armed.

  • @ChandlerJuliet
    @ChandlerJuliet 2 года назад +6

    Who was that epic witness in glasses? I wanna check out her channel 😏

    • @762x69
      @762x69 2 года назад +1

      Unironically the witness was indeed, 'a paid actress' lol

    • @jonathanshumpert9549
      @jonathanshumpert9549 2 года назад

      I think her name is Timpani, and she is from California, or Texas.

  • @CSGATI
    @CSGATI Год назад +1

    So murder is now legal for the price of the weapon.

  • @jacobburd5838
    @jacobburd5838 2 года назад +19

    I can honestly see this happening with the way things are going

    • @nickanderson6164
      @nickanderson6164 Год назад

      It's not out of the realm of possibility................we went form having a Monty Python joke about a man wanting to be a women now you can't even think that a man cant be a women without coming under attack by the woke mob

    • @yamatotakeru9078
      @yamatotakeru9078 Год назад

      Me too!

  • @gjhoward
    @gjhoward 2 года назад +10

    "Attempted mugging" OMG that was perfect.

  • @sheepmasterrace
    @sheepmasterrace Год назад +1

    my favorite so far. keep up the funny guys!

  • @Jacob-rn
    @Jacob-rn 2 года назад +10

    I thought this was supposed to be parody.... not an unedited tape from an American court.

  • @johnshivley6089
    @johnshivley6089 2 года назад +43

    This is a joke until the day we see this actual case in a court room 🤣

    • @hackptui
      @hackptui 2 года назад +6

      They've literally filed charges against piles of money already. Civil forfeiture laws and all that.

    • @funkydiscogod
      @funkydiscogod 2 года назад +4

      @@hackptui And we saw them carry out the sentence against Kyle Rittenhouse's AR-15 .

    • @greggc8088
      @greggc8088 2 года назад +7

      Taking the gun companies to court and holding them responsible is just as silly and detrimental to our rights.

    • @blantant
      @blantant 2 года назад +1

      Attempted mugging lol

    • @jeremykraenzlein5975
      @jeremykraenzlein5975 2 года назад +4

      It would be added to a very long list of times that BB satire became prophecy.

  • @SirsasthNigam.
    @SirsasthNigam. 3 месяца назад +1

    How the heck did the Gun hire a lawyer?

  • @privatesector0422
    @privatesector0422 Год назад +8

    The sad thing is that this is a shining example of our failed justice system.
    Go after the root cause which are the violent individuals that make these heinous crimes possible, not the inanimate object.