I knew it was sarcasm when she said “I like to present them like this in my house.” Because who tf would seriously say that other than a sarcastic person.
You can tell by her facial expression that she was being sarcastic - both in the part in her kitchen and when saying she's allergic. The fact people aren't picking up on that speaks VOLUMES to our society's collective intelligence...
what does dakota johnson think of lime? chose the correct answer: a) she loves limes. b) shes allergic to limes. c) she doesnt care about limes. d) she’s a lemon. *your maths exam*
I knew it.....why someone thinks lime is special? Most people just added lime for cooking...and it just for a drop of lime into it. So yeah....it's a lie.
She “loves limes” because they’re pretty for set dressing. I mean they did look good in her white & green kitchen. But for eating, she’s allergic to them. Seemed pretty clear to me🤷🏼♀️ Just people making something out of nothing. She thinks they’re pretty but she can’t eat them y’all dang.
she was obviously sarcastic in the first take, hence the reason for her second take and adding a hyperboly at the end by saying she is allergic. i would say for people that know her that's just the way she is and how her sense of humor works.
She's so odd lol, like when she locked people in a coffee shop by wrapping the handles of the front door shut with rope. People were guessing it was for a video she was doing since there were 2-3 people filming but she never told anyone in the shop it was happening. I think it was for some sort of magazine so she went to this coffee shop and just asked if she could go behind the counter and be filmed preparing coffee but the staff said no cause they had no prior authorization to do that so then she left and locked everyone in till bystanders outside who saw it untied the door. Very strange women lol
She said it’s set dressing that means for the particular video the people from AD probably fixed up her house a bit to fit a certain look or aesthetic and they probably didn’t take her views on the limes into consideration lol. All these videos are scripted to a certain extent so
How do people not understand this or her sarcasm 😭 Its common for hollywood stars to let someone clean & "decorate" the house when they're doing those "house tours", so the person dakota hired put all those limes there. Dakota in the first clip was obviously being sarcastic bc who would put that many limes there.. but since its supposed to be her house tour, she has to pretend she bought those limes and put them all there. The "I love limes" sounds waaaay to sarcastic. In the second clip she probably told the truth bc she hired someone to the deco and she only saw when she gave the tour. Idk if she really is allergic tho, that could just be her bullshitting. And in the third clip she was probably tired of people constantly asking about limes so she said she doesnt care about limes.
if you close your eyes you can picture Martha kelly (Laurie from Euphoria) saying “I actually didn’t even know they were in there…I’m allergic to limes.”
If celebs lie about simple things like that so that they appear some way, imagine how they truly think about all those products they advertise and put their face and "honest" opinion on. Edit: gramma
Well no shit, they’re being paid. Have you ever watched paid promotion and actually took into account with what their saying. A paid promotion is basically a commercial… to get you to buy the product.
It’s actually refreshing that she told us her house was professionally set up instead of acting like it’s real and that’s what her house actually looks like and pretending like she’s the one that decorated it. They don’t live in perfect houses but will pay someone to make it look better whenever they have to show it off.
Everyone: talking about the video Me:When she said "I don't really care... about limes." It reminded me of"I don't really care... about plants...unless there's a Tibetan turnip that wil allow me to breath under water for an hour" (Pretty sure I quoted it wrong... would love to be corrected)
I love that we would never know how she feels about limes. like it's such a harmless thing if I were ever famous I would, too, just confuse everyone about this small thing HAHAH
As an actress, shes so used to saying things regardless of their truth.
1. I love limes
2. I dont care about limes
3. I am allergic to limes
If they asked her about limes again she'd be like : What are limes, are they different from lemons?
4. Lime is Lyfe
@@andynosretep007 that would be hilarious
Scamber taking notes 📝 🙄😒
Choose the correct answer
I knew it was sarcasm when she said “I like to present them like this in my house.” Because who tf would seriously say that other than a sarcastic person.
Me
If Kourtney Kardashian said this I’d believe she was being sincere, haha.
Celebrities
it looks like she made that up on the spot tbh she looked very taken aback
I would
She was clearly being sarcastic in the first clip
Not really
It didn't seem like it
@Joi jellybean or some people just don't understand sarcasm?
Not really. She straight up said she said it because they were just there. That's not sarcasm.
no
The first video is a sarcasm bruh I hope ya'll get her humor 💀
@Anirudh don't correct others if you are not perfect yourself.
@@nishhhh12yearsago55 an sacrasm hahaha
@@nishhhh12yearsago55 none is perfect, and u can correct someone if u know its really wrong
@@cihcahcihcah6927 but they were wrong too.
@@cihcahcihcah6927 that person was incorrect himself while correcting that's why I said that. Kindly get the context 🙏 have a nice day
So which one is the truth 😁
Neither they are both lying
She was being sarcastic " I love them so much I like to present them Like this in my hOuse" coz that whole platter of limes was ridiculous.
@@myyou7335 so is she allergic or not😂
It's like choose the correct answer
Which one is it, Dakota?
she's totally saying it as if it's a bit. tf
Most people on social media take everything literally. 👀
Yes you can hear the sarcasm in her voice! Sheesh
How are you feeling these days etherium chud?
This is news really people can everyone hop off and go do life or sum this is crazy sad lol
@@KingZaZa2002 yet here you are crying about it lmao
You can tell by her facial expression that she was being sarcastic - both in the part in her kitchen and when saying she's allergic. The fact people aren't picking up on that speaks VOLUMES to our society's collective intelligence...
She's hilarious in a terrifying way 🤣. Her serious humor scares me
When someone in the chat takes the joke seriously.
Me
the pinned comment being "SHE MANIPULATED ME" got me
what does dakota johnson think of lime? chose the correct answer:
a) she loves limes.
b) shes allergic to limes.
c) she doesnt care about limes.
d) she’s a lemon.
*your maths exam*
LOL 💀
e) ALL OF THE ABOVE 🤣
@@anamaynor4019 hahaha yesssss
Why ppl are so serious in the comments😐
Chill she just joked ...
Because we love limes dammit!
Dakota is just a complete mood and different from everyone else. I honestly can’t tell if she is not always acting
She takes me back. I’ve seen her do some weird stuff when I was little 👀
10 year olds who watch fifty shades in 2015 💀
I knew it.....why someone thinks lime is special? Most people just added lime for cooking...and it just for a drop of lime into it. So yeah....it's a lie.
lime juice taste great tho!!
@@kuehesther Anything with lime tastes good. For example, coconut water + lime + mint. 😭
Cuz lime is great!!!! Especially in Mexican foods or anything honestly
crushed anchovy+lime+salt+chilli goes crazy too! lime is special!
I actually love limes and occasionally eat them and lemons. Good stuff and great for your body…not your teeth
She “loves limes” because they’re pretty for set dressing. I mean they did look good in her white & green kitchen.
But for eating, she’s allergic to them. Seemed pretty clear to me🤷🏼♀️
Just people making something out of nothing. She thinks they’re pretty but she can’t eat them y’all dang.
they’re all lies, it’s just her humor😂
"YOU BETRAYED MEEEEE I KNOW THAT YOU'LL NEVER BE SOORRRRRRY ABOUT THE WAY I'M HURT" that one lime after finding out this tragic record.
she was obviously sarcastic in the first take, hence the reason for her second take and adding a hyperboly at the end by saying she is allergic. i would say for people that know her that's just the way she is and how her sense of humor works.
She's so precious. I'm addicted to her 💗
She would be so funny to hang out with 🙌🏼 I just love har humor 😂
The first part reminds me of when they asked Michael Jackson if he likes to tour 🤣😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahaha yess I agree
Who cares about limes .....she is beautiful 😍😍😍😍
I’m allergic to lime as well! 🤦🏻♀️
Wow that's crazy I can't live without lime
How about lemons Or is it all citrus
@@rickhunter6479 all citrus.. it’s a shame since I love the taste of sour! :(
She and Conan have the same sense of humour ! They both crack me up🤣😂i love her so much . A really great natural comedian .
She's so odd lol, like when she locked people in a coffee shop by wrapping the handles of the front door shut with rope. People were guessing it was for a video she was doing since there were 2-3 people filming but she never told anyone in the shop it was happening. I think it was for some sort of magazine so she went to this coffee shop and just asked if she could go behind the counter and be filmed preparing coffee but the staff said no cause they had no prior authorization to do that so then she left and locked everyone in till bystanders outside who saw it untied the door. Very strange women lol
Whatt? Do we have a video of this on RUclips?
@@amulyav2334 if u search up Dakota Johnson coffee shop there are articles about it but not sure if it's true
She seems sneaky
I doubt it even happened.
@@youngeeneden1594 it did happen, accept it she’s weird
I ADORE Limes! 😍 Limeonade was a once per summer treat! 😍
This is truly a tragedy. An absolute travesty. The only reason I woke up in the morning was because Dakota Johnson doesn’t like limes. I feel betrayed
The sarcasm on that first clip 😂😂
Lime salt chamoy and Tajin is a vibe ✨
"I love limes, they're great...."
Limes: "You lie, bitch! How come we never have a night out? It's over".
What libras do best 🥰
She loves to present the limes like that in her house, but she doesn't like to eat the lime. That's the conclusion 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Look at her eyes when she says "I love limes." 🤣🤣🤣
You know you're rich, when you don't even know what's in your own house.
She said it’s set dressing that means for the particular video the people from AD probably fixed up her house a bit to fit a certain look or aesthetic and they probably didn’t take her views on the limes into consideration lol. All these videos are scripted to a certain extent so
Haha I love Dakota! She's so sweet! And I'm with her,I don't like limes lol!
Holy fuck people are seriously mad at her for lying about loving limes?🤦
She was literally sarcastic in the first clip y'all😭
You can TELL shes being sarcastic 🤣🤣 makes it THAAAT much better
How do people not understand this or her sarcasm 😭
Its common for hollywood stars to let someone clean & "decorate" the house when they're doing those "house tours", so the person dakota hired put all those limes there. Dakota in the first clip was obviously being sarcastic bc who would put that many limes there.. but since its supposed to be her house tour, she has to pretend she bought those limes and put them all there. The "I love limes" sounds waaaay to sarcastic.
In the second clip she probably told the truth bc she hired someone to the deco and she only saw when she gave the tour. Idk if she really is allergic tho, that could just be her bullshitting. And in the third clip she was probably tired of people constantly asking about limes so she said she doesnt care about limes.
I love lemon and limes. I have a lemon and lime tree and I have lime sprinkles in all of my drinks
I LOVE HER VIBE!!! She's so adorable 🥰♥️
She So Adorable 🥰 I Love Her 😊❤️
Her face at the end when he got out a piece of lime😂🤣🤣🤣 iconic
She’s so perfect I just can’t deal
I love Dakota!!!!
Omg she's LEGIT trolling us!!! 😩😩😩🤣🤣🤣🍋🍋🍋🍋🍋
i love limes and would like to present them like that in my house, but really
if you close your eyes you can picture Martha kelly (Laurie from Euphoria) saying “I actually didn’t even know they were in there…I’m allergic to limes.”
She didn’t lie she was super sarcastic like she often is 😂
Frgt the 🍋🍋 all I want for Christmas is Dakota😍😍
If celebs lie about simple things like that so that they appear some way, imagine how they truly think about all those products they advertise and put their face and "honest" opinion on.
Edit: gramma
The first part was sarcastic tho...
Well no shit, they’re being paid. Have you ever watched paid promotion and actually took into account with what their saying. A paid promotion is basically a commercial… to get you to buy the product.
She was not lying she was joking
She is too pretty, I can’t put thumbs down on her!
As a Latina I was impressed with all those limes she had because I’m always running out of limes. Should’ve known it was staged. 🤭
i like the way “like dis in my house” came out😂
It’s actually refreshing that she told us her house was professionally set up instead of acting like it’s real and that’s what her house actually looks like and pretending like she’s the one that decorated it. They don’t live in perfect houses but will pay someone to make it look better whenever they have to show it off.
She’s like how being sarcastic through text is 😭 you just never rEally know ..
Multiple choice questions in exams 🌚🌚🌚🌚
She makes me laugh every interview she does.
Me too! Just love her!
Lol you can tell by her tone in the first one she was being funny and sarcastic
Ive always that that dakota johnson and hamilton morris would be the perfect couple
she sounds very sarcastic on the first clip
Dakota Johnson is an anime character come alive
The only thing that comes to my mind now everytime I hear the word limes is "EaT liMeS BiTcHeS!!" all thanks to bennedict cumberbatch😂😂
As someone who loves limes this broke my heart
Why would she keeps lying on anything and small things … she does it so naturally… I just hate liars, lies are so hurtful.
I aspire to reach this level of sarcasm 🤣🤣
HES SO FUNNY HELP
*she
@@nobodyelse7911 I was talking about jimmy:)
I can only think of Drew’s reaction to this lmao
Am I the only one who got the sarcasm in the house tour video? 🤣
She’s very sarcastic and no one ever gets it!
Omg it's so important to know whether she likes limes or not .
Me sees a lime:
My mind: “Eat limes b!tches”
Bc actors never lie to be relatable 😂🥸😂
Everyone: talking about the video
Me:When she said "I don't really care... about limes." It reminded me of"I don't really care... about plants...unless there's a Tibetan turnip that wil allow me to breath under water for an hour"
(Pretty sure I quoted it wrong... would love to be corrected)
I love all fruits to be honest....I just wanted to eat them when I saw them
She said I love limes a couple of times on the first clip... Hahah... Get the sarcasm from there 🤣
i love them but im allergic not lemons just limes 😭
Next video: sponge bob lied about being a 🧽 sponge
First scene's a sarcasm 🤣
Lime is life! You need some lime in your food and fruit lol
That is one incredible woman
when you have so much clones😂
She: I love limes
Me: I love her smile😭
What does the limes represent here?! 😂
I hate it when people don't get sarcasm
This is the funniest thing a celebrity has ever said and I think about this all the time
She's actually hilarious.
She reminds me of a young Sharon stone in this lime skit
Allergic to limes is bigger bs then the girl who told me she was allergic to kiwis
The fact we are this obsessed with celebrities shows we as society are fucking doomed
Who’s fucking allergic to limes? 🤣
I love that we would never know how she feels about limes. like it's such a harmless thing if I were ever famous I would, too, just confuse everyone about this small thing HAHAH
I love limes, I'm allergic to limes, I don't care about limes.
When it comes to actors you cant really tell between a truth and a lime!
This is why I love her
And, this is why we shouldn't listen to celebrities. They don't know what's a lie and what isn't anymore.
I doesn't matter I love her anyways she's great she truly is
We .. actualy we don't care if she is lying we love her
She said she was just saying that to start conversation for the video but doesn’t really care for limes that much.
Okay but I REALLY love limes
I thought she said lines ❄️❄️❄️❄️❄️