Classic: Americans React to the Two Ronnies Four Candles Comedy Sketch
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My sister-in-law worked in a hardware store. A customer once asked her for buntin'. She pointed him to a box full of little flags on a string. "No, buntin'," he said, "for cookin' buns in."
@@baylessnow That's a true story.
Ha, ha, ha, aha how did the Ronnie's miss that one. Bunting, bun tin, hahahahahaha it would have made a excellent yoke. Get it joke
When I was a young man, in my early twenties, I worked in a Department Store. One day, an extremely attractive lass in skin-tight jeans and a short crop-top came up to me and said "Excuse me. Please can you tell me where I should go to get felt?" (I assumed she was referring to the material)
I nearly choked and turned my head away, only to spy a couple of her friends cracking-up laughing, near the exit.
When I turned back, she was already half way across the store, laughing her socks off. Still makes me chuckle, forty years later.
Was in Morrisons a someweeks ago, similar thing. An old couple asking one of the staff (this was not long into lockdown). Staff member, checking what they asked for " Big roll?? we're sold out sorry". "NO !, Bovril..!!". My favourite covid moment.🤓
i've seen 4 Candles a million times, never fails to make me laugh
you prolly dont care at all but does someone know a way to get back into an Instagram account??
I was stupid lost the password. I love any tips you can give me
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Watch the two Ronnie's in a sketch about a British shopkeeper and a sheik!!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This sketch was about accents and pronunciation of words, it still makes me laugh years later after first seeing the sketch.
its not a hardware store its a general store they have everything in the old days
We have one still. You can buy screws, washers, nuts, bolts individually.
"Got any screws this size?"
After scrutiny, out comes the little drawer
"How many would you like?"
"Four, please"
"How much do I owe you?"
"That will be 8 pence, please."
You can go in there, buy a trolley jack, rat poison, furniture polish, a kettle, cutlery, electrical cable and a bread bin all in one visit.
Needle to an anchor
Ronnie Barker the writer is a wordsmith, he uses the English language to crest the joke
Everybody knows gerald Wiley wrote that sketch 🤣🤣🤣
@@bikeymikey7408
Not sure if you know that Gerald Wiley was a pseudonym that Barker used when writing his sketches.
@@flapjackboy hence the smiley faces my friend 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Barker was always dissatisfied with the final gag he’d written in, under his pseudonymous authorship of the sketch. It was too obscure a word-association and the implied word was vulgar rather than cheeky rude.
Years later the perfect ending occurred to him: Corbett exits in a huff just as before, handing the shopping list to a lady assistant with an ample chest, instead, who reading it says to Barker, _”Certainly, sir, what kind of knockers are you looking for?”_
They didn't get it because they have no idea what bollocks means haha
I always thought it was Pillocks :)
Medic6666 same thing
It's sort of obtuse, and not just an American thing. I'm from New Zealand, saw this sketch plenty of times growing up and never understood the ending until I looked it up a few years ago. I got every other joke but that one.
@@hughjanus900 since when has pillocks and bollocks been the same thing
miss B here in Shropshire we say you stupid pillock
Both Ronnies always said they wish that the sketch had a better ending, still amazing.
Mr. Barker wrote a much better ending but it wouldn't get past the censor so he had to change it to that rather crap one. Sad really.
To think that this sketch was made in 1968 and its still as funny now as it was then, speaks volumes for Ronnie Barker's talent as a writer.
It was made in 1976. 'The Two Ronnies' was first broadcast in 1971.
Ronnie Barker was one of the greatest wordsmiths Britain has ever produced. Watch The "Mastermind" sketch where his current answers are to the question before the current one with great effect. lolthe question
Amazing suggestion! ruclips.net/video/y0C59pI_ypQ/видео.html
Great sketch, but needs concentration to get it all though, I prefer watching alone as others always laugh over the good bits lol
Excellent sketch, the mispronunciation society sketch is a great one for wordplay as well ruclips.net/video/aJ0nFQgRApY/видео.html
He was an absolutely appealing wordsmith. Could not firm a corrosive sentence, even if he plied.
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+EdmundoKentwell. People tend to focus on the actors and forget the talent of the scriptwriters. My favorite is Roy Clarke who wrote open all hours, last if the summer wine and keeping up appearances.
The only person who I have worked with that fills both roles is Mel Brooks. In real life his conversations are just like the script of one of his films.
In the days this sketch was made, towns had a "general dealer" who stocked practically everything. You could go in there and in most cases, the dealer would have what you were after. So tins of peas would sit alongside a box of plastic letter "p" ' s... There are still some remote towns in the UK where the general dealer is still trading - but they will all soon go as the internet dominates our shopping habits.
Ronnie Barker was a genius with the English language and its nuances - particularly when playing with various English dialects and regional accents. Many of his sketches are pure gold, and remain exceptionally funny - no matter how often you watch them. Both now deceased, they are icons of UK comedy.
That's true. I used to live near such a shop. There was so much stuff in there you could hardly get in the door. It was a newsagent and tobacconist shop, but it sold almost anything you could think of. I used to ask for things I was sure they would not have, and the woman would produce one from some dark cubbyhole. However I think in this sketch the unlikely items were included because they were needed for the comedy wordplay.
Better none has corner shops. I remember one such place selling selling salted herring from a wooden barrel stuck out side on the pavement the smell was quite pungent and buying lose sugar by the pound in the 1960,s
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We had a shop just like this in our town, was there for years and years, only closed down in the 1990s
I don't think 'dealer'' is the right title. 'Trader' maybe, But most such places were known locally by the family name, that owned it, as a--'General store''.
British comedy at it's finest.
The best comedy sketch ever put on British television
Yes.
@@harrismiller1948 There's some *strong* competition for that claim, and a lot of that competition comes from these two. ;-)
@ absolutely
It's most definitely up there.. along with Monty Python's 'Parrot Sketch'
The "four candles" sketch is my absolute favorite piece from the Two Ronnies.
RIP to both of them, true legends. Ronnie barker was amazing, two ronnies, open all hours, porridge and many more
In answer to the question about peas, I think this is supposed to be one of the old fashioned General Stores that sold virtually everything in limited quantities.
As regards the sketch itself, it can't always be easy for Lillian and Felipe to grasp British humour when strong regional accents and alien terms for certain items are used.
It was a nice touch at the relatively recent funeral of Ronnie Corbett when a large freestanding candle was positioned at all 4 corners of the coffin. I think he would have liked that.
And Lancashire, of course!
And pretty much everywhere in England!
I remember our local hardware shop was exactly like that n sold absolutely everything in the world. Always takes me back. Defo check out the two Ronnie's. They're legends. Ronnie Corbett n Ronnie Barker
I remember a small shop near the Trent where you could buy food items, newspapers, fishing tackle & maggots, all over the same counter. And we lived to tell the tale 😂
supermarket chains are killing off all the old general stores - as a kid I was fascinated looking around them due to the massive random variety of stuff :)
i have seen this sketch so many times... always makes me laugh. The dropped H is typical of southern English regional accents. Also the Two Ronnies (Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett) were a long standing double act that were huge in the UK for decades.
Old sketch to two of our finest comedians as a team with wordplay
Both gone now but not forgotten and their type of humour is much missed...
It's a 1970s shop that sells everything pre-supermarkets
a general store I think is the name of the shop ;)
Open All Hours is the same it features a corner shop that has anything from bread to flowers
Sorry but these stores were around before i became a person in the 1950s.
Still one in my village. Hardware shop that sells everything
@@crackpot148 You´ve got to love the Welsh x
In rural England, even today, we have shops which sell everything from food to hardware to newspapers! It's the only way some villages can survive.
The Two Ronnie's are Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett (real names) who had their comedy duo their entire career. There are many famous sketches on RUclips for you to look at.
Also, going back to your Fred Dibnah video, in the early 2000 he made a number of informative series on TV which were much better than his early steeplejack stuff. I think you will enjoy his "Magnificent Monuments" which is very informal and informative of how Britain was constructed throughout the centuries with building techniques explained and even shown.
Not just in England. In New Zealand we call them Dairies.
America have Walmart.
@@RVREVO a dairy in Britain is the place where dairy products are produced 😋
Agreed, America have Walmart but they will have had equivalent small 'stores' in inaccessible towns too
Mark Powell well up here in the highlands on the outer Hebridean islands u get yesterday’s paper today lol
These shops still survive in rural, remote parts of Ireland. Where you can get absolutely anything .
I went into a hardware shop in a town on the east devon coast not too long ago and the two shop assistants were wearing brown coats like this.
Ronnie Corbett is the mastermind in this sketch. His timing is excellent.
But it was probably written by Ronnie Barker (or Gerald Wiley)
Still my all time favourite comedy sketch.....and yep Ronnie Corbett’s reactions makes this friggin hilarious.
I LOVE how much you guys immerse yourself fully in the British culture and go out of your way to understand and be part of it. If your heart is in Britain, you’re British! Keep the great content coming!
Ronnie Barker, imo, greatest comedian of all time.
The Two Ronnies employed a wide variety of accents and dialects in their comedy as a lot of it used plays on words and misunderstandings.
If you watch more of their work it will certainly give you a good work-out in recognising and understanding the large variety used in the UK.
ruclips.net/video/aJ0nFQgRApY/видео.html
Pisspronounciation.
its amazing isnt it , we speak alike ( sometimes) but dialects are a challenge to someone who doesnt know them. This show was addictive to all of us here in the UK in the 1970s and 80s.This scene is famous as the 4candles , and is used many times on a daily basis . Ronnie Barker is dressed like that because in those years builders DID dress like that . The shop that Ronnie Corbett worked in is a corner shop that sold everything , and in later life Ronnie Barker owned a shop in a comedy show titled "open all Hours" . if you look that show up you will see as a local shop ( and corner shops were on practically every street corner ) they DID sell everything that someone might need , saving them from going into town .In the States, they call them 711 stores. or something like a Walgreens.
There's a beautiful ending to this story... As one viewer has kindly pointed out, neither of the Ronnie's are still with us. When Ronnie Barker passed away, his funeral was attended by anyone who was anyone in the media. In a standard funeral service, the procession is traditionally headed up by three candle bearers. For those who looked closely, Ronnie B had four... A masterpiece.
This is an absolute classic. Lillian's face was a study as the joke expanded.
I've watched this sketch many times, I know what's coming and still laugh out loud.
This was my favourite Two Ronnies sketch of all time, so clever! TFS 👍❤
Many years later Ronnie Barker said he wasn’t happy with the end of the sketch and instead should have replaced the ending, with a joke about knockers .
Billhooks=Bollocks=Testicles
Still my favourite sketch of all time
Ronnie Barker was very clever and wrote the sketches and Ronnie played his small stooge superbly both gone now but not forgotten !!!
A billhook is an agricultural implement, but yeah the potential misunderstanding is "bollocks"
We used to have shops called Ironmongers which were privately owned and smaller versions of Woolworth in which you could buy almost anything from apricots to zips.
Still do - fewer than before but still some
Boone in Poole high street is still like this and sell an extraordinary amount of different stuff
English comedy - Garth Ferenghis Dark Place or the Mighty Noisy series 1
Mighty Boosh I meant
I remember my dad buying nails from the ironmongers by the lb and they would wrap them like they do chip's
Still do here in Norfolk
Ronnies Corbett (the short one) and Barker , now both sadly deceased.
yea and Ronnie Corbett and I shear the same Birthday
They are both called Ronnie. The writer was Ronnie Barker, the bigger one. He specialized in word play and there are many examples in their shows. Glad you liked the episode even though you didn't understand it. Yes, it was seventies and took place in a general store which sells everything (or did in those days). I grew up in one.
I once asked a guy in a hardware store if he had any "O's". He wasn't amused and told me that this Two Ronnies sketch had made his life a misery with people coming in and asking for "four candles" etc :)
Our local hardware store put up a picture of Four candles as a tribute when Ronnie Barker died.
Once upon a time there did used to be shops like this where you could buy almost anything!
yup called a general store
Got one just up the road, Allan's of Netherton, quite famous and his slogan is "If we ay got it, yow dow need it"
And they had bare wooden floors, a trap-door to the basement, in the middle of the shop, they'd sell paraffin by the gallon, for peoples Valor stoves etc, and the place would always smell of it.
@@MrDaiseymay And if the shop was shut you could knock on the back door and they would sell you what you wanted.
@@jaybatsford we had one around the block for a while until the guy retired, it was called Frosties, he run it like Arkwrights, you'd go and ask what you wanted and he'd go around the shop getting it all for you, then price it all up, if you went in often he'd learn your surname and call you Mr. Whatever, the shop is still there but its been shut since 2007.
Ronnie Corbet was a stand up comedian and Ronnie barker was a comedy character actor - they met on a couple of other shows and became a double act (but only on the 2 Ronnies ).
They continued to work solo on their own stuff.
Until probably the end of the seventies shops like that which sold almost everything and resembled and junk yard still existed in small towns.
One of the greatest British comedy sketches of all time. Absolute comic legends they were
The Four Candles sketch was voted the best British sketch ever a few years back and it was funny to me. I was born in the early 1970's and I have no memory of seeing this clip first time round until I watched the best British comedy sketches.
3:33 Ronnie Corbett says, "What do you want, Ointment or something like that?"
Benny hill is another British classic you should check out. Love you guys and welcome to the uk. ❤️
dylan allan I’m sure Benny Hill was very popular in America.
Fork Handles is literally the British version of Who's on First.
I love the sketch but it was even funnier watching and hearing you both! My gf is American and we often discuss the way we both talk...and spell.
The big guy is Ronnie Barker, you know the little one. I think the first time they did anything really popular was in a sketch with John Cleese about the class system.
Ronnie Barker is widely regarded as one of the greatest comedy writers and actors that has ever appeared on british television. He starred in Porridge, you need to check that out if you can, and the original Open all hours. Both huge hits at the time.
Ronnie Corbett was a minor comic and actor at the time they met but he was blessed with perfect timing and also an incredible warmth which seemed to shine through everything he did, both of them are seen as National Treasures. Corbett used to do a rambling monologue, that would be written by Barker, at the end of the two Ronnie show. These perfectly capture their brand of humour.
And Ronnie Corbett's monologue was the inspiration behind Graham Norton's red chair.
I spent an hour with Ronnie Corbett once, the warmth was genuine.
I met him in north berwick at the golf club. A naturally nice warm person with time for everyone,
@@NGT-eb2oy thanks for putting me right. I'd been wrong about that for years.
Dissecting comedy is like dissecting a frog - it kills it.
Not really, if your dissecting a frog then its already dead, vivisection would be more appropriate
you don't dissect comedy to keep it funny, you dissect it to understand it.
EmptyGlass99 there not thry are giving there thoughts and still trying to grasp the many accents that are hard
Stewart Lee would disagree.
I recently made reference to 4 candles when giving a eulogy at my mum's funeral last month. She loved it so much.
British comedy at its finest. You have to be British to truly capture the essence of this comedy.
Don't have to be British. Just need to understand that the words can sound the same as others, or be totally different yet sounding the exact same way.
We don't have a monopoly on that you know. 🤦
“Open All Hours” is a comedy show also starring Ronnie Barker as a corner shop keeper.....now you will have to listen carefully as it’s a border Yorkshire/Lancashire area so the accents are very different. Also, his Prison comedy called “Porridge” ( porridge is a term given to one being in prison doing porridge - meaning if you were in a vat of thick gloopy porridge, it’s easy to get in, but then it’s hard to get out)!
I thought that the porridge term came from the fact that porridge was served at every breakfast?
Markywellsboy - Me too. But I quite like Bobby D's explanation.
Also known as Stir. (as in what you do to Porridge).
Dont mean to pick, but isnt Open All Hours set in Doncaster? Therefore very strong yorkshire accent, not very close to the Lancashire border, but close to the Nottingham border (this is the only part of british geography i know very well). When i was visiting my husbands home, I stumpled upon Still Open All Hours being filmed in a street in Balby, Doncaster.
@@3122tan That is certainly true that the outside of a hairdressers shop their was used for the external shots, the insides are studio sets, and the programme a north of the midlands south of newcastle generality for geographical prototype
"Saw tips"
"You want some ointment for that?"
hehehehehehehehehe
Yes, that's what they missed, ha ha
They were both much loved comedians. Theirs was a gentle humour, as you can see in the famous four candles sketch
It's suppose to be set in the 1950's & 60's in England , when the corner shop would have to carry all these things. Long before supermarkets & malls. People like myself lived in a small village...so hence the reason 'why' they had to have a great deal of peoples needs.
Yes, I remember.
Like others have said billhooks sounds and looks like the british swear word- 'bollocks'. Ronnie barker, the guy playing the customer wrote a lot of their sketches including this one but wasn't happy with the end joke. He wanted it to instead end with a "big slovenly girl" coming out and saying "Right then sir, what kind of knockers (as in door knockers but 'knockers' is also slang for breasts) are you looking for?
I love wordplay so I'm a big fan of the Two Ronnies. There's loads of similar wordplay centric sketches including my favourite one- 'crossed lines'
That's a much better ending.
The Crossed Lines sketch is one of my absolute favourites.
The 'billhooks' line didn't really work and was a lame end to the sketch. Ronnie was right to be annoyed with himself for not coming up with a stronger line like 'knockers'
@@Smegma Poppins It wasn't used because the Billhooks ending was the original ending. He wasn't happy with it but only thought of the knockers ending at a later date.
You should do The Mastermind Sketch by the Two Ronnies. Total genius.
Answering the question before last, brilliant writing.
What you are seeing is an old traditional 'Iron Mongers' shop. The precursor to the modern day department store. Unfortunately, there are very few of them left nowadays...
I would suggest you buy the 2 ronnies complete collection, without a doubt the most hilarious content of its time, utter genius. r.i.p fella's
Apparently this was voted most popular/beloved sketch of the British people, the last time they were asked... another 'brilliant' sketch (I like it, anyway) from the Two Ronnies is the 'Mastermind' sketch. BTW, Ronnie Barker - the larger one, wrote the Fork 'Andles sketch, submitting it to the show under the pseudonym Gerard Wiley, in order that it succeed or fail purely on the quality of the writing. Check out Porridge, as well, xxx
That's the first time I've seen you both laugh uncontrollably, made me smile.
The Two Ronnies was Saturday night prime time television in the 70's when we only had 3 channels and they all went off at night.
My suggestions would be the Parrot Sketch by Monty Python or the Morecambe and Wise Show with Andre' Previn. (Google Andre' Previn first if you don't know who he is) also Morecambe and Wise with Shirley Bassey.
Great to see their smiles. Even though they often didn't understand the English expressions and pronunciation, Barker and Corbett's genius with just their body language and expressions makes for great watching.
Fork handles,brilliant,a classic sketch
Ronnie C was a great comedic personality... but Ronnie B was pure genius. You should watch Crossed Lines, Mispronunciation and some musical sketches from the two Ronnies show, then check out episodes each of Barker's series Open All Hours and Porridge (his best work).
Porridge is still one of my all time favourite comedy's
Porridge and Open All Hours are 2 of Ronnie Barkers classic sitcoms.
... The Navy Lark, The Frost Report (where he first met Ronnie Corbett), etc, etc ...
"Sorry" is pure Ronnie Corbett...a true comic, I loved his monologues on two ronnies
WallaseyanTube
Left hand down a bit...oh lummey it's old thunder guts!!
These old-time shops were called “Ironmongers”, selling mostly a mish-mash of general hardware but also other odds and ends... including (minimal) foodstuffs. There are still a few around, but very sparse to almost extinction.
Most were put out of business by the large corporate chains like B&Q etc. (Just as the corner grocery shop suffered from the advent of the large supermarkets).
amazing how shops like that have fallen away..
Kailash Patel
I grew up with Ironmonger shops. They were/are exactly as in the Two Ronnie sketch. I’ve just done an images Google search on “Ironmongery Shops”... seems there are still quite a few around, after all.
Daniele Iannarelli The last of those was Robert Dyers ( years before Rymans owner Theo bought it up)
@John 'Sepp' Schiltz - I live in a suburb of Nottingham. Despite having a plethora of big DIY stores nearby, our local hardware shop is thriving. We had a new tram extension built 3-4 years ago and the road network was a nightmare during the work. For a lot of people, it was easier to shop locally, the hardware shop, Hickings, seemed to win many new customers and they've remained loyal after the roads reopened.
Focus and Whicks
They were friends. Both great comedy actors.
The 2 Ronnies was great! it was on tv on a sat night and the whole family used to watch it, so yes get a DVD I see them in charity shops all the time
To this day when Im asking for stuff in hardware stores and there is confusion I say "oh christ it's four candles in real life"
The original, hand written script for that sketch recently sold for £28,000 at auction. It was written by Gerald Riley. The name Ronnie Barker used to submit scketch's for the show.
Wiley, not Riley...
Tilion462, is that a joke?
No it was my typo error.
+michael white... could be worse. You could be a sufferer of pisspronounciation.
ruclips.net/video/aJ0nFQgRApY/видео.html
Gerald WILEY not Riley was his pseudonym
In reference to plugs, British electrical appliances used to come without plugs (the big 3-pin British 220-volt variety). The user had to buy them separately, insert an appropriate fuse (2,3,5 or 13-amp depending on the appliance), wire them up to the appliance, and then close them up and tighten the cable grip at the rear. Nowadays manufacturers sell appliances with the plugs attached, and the fuses are inserted via a slot in the bottom of the plug.
Ronnie Barker was a straight character actor who did comedy. He wrote a number of sketches under a pseudonym. He often wrote using the similarity of the sound of words or the same spelling of a word with two different meanings common in the English language.
"Saw tips..." "What do you want, an ointment or something?"
"We know nothing about the Two Ronnies..." WHAT?????!!!!!! I love the way it takes you 30 seconds to understand half of what they say....
Ronnie barker was the best comedian on word play. Watch porridge. Best UK sitcom ever. RIP TO BOTH OF THEM (LEGENDS)
Just to clarify, as I am British, and grew up with these comedy geniuses: The Two Ronnies name refers to their first names; Ronnie Barker, and Ronnie Corbett. Hardware stores in those days did sell everything. A hose is pronounced ''Hose'', and he was asking for ''o's. Just ask the British English. They were one of the funniest duo's from my childhood, along with Morcambe and Wise.
I have found that the Abbott and Costello "who's on first" skit works very well over here in the UK, but I'm speaking as someone who is middle aged. The best oldschool British humour almost always plays with language or normal conventions in some way or another. American comics like the late Bill Hicks and George Carling fit in perfectly. It was about the use of language and the class system.
I never found that skit funny, maybe because it laboured the point too much.
Back in the day shops in England would send a variety of products
If one say's 'BILL HOOKS' quickly it can sound like a slang term for testicles, Ronnie Corbett & Ronnie Barker were friends who performed sketches together
Your reactions are priceless. Especially the bits that you 'don't get'. Love it. Thankyou both.
in another ending, he calls in a well-endowed lady assistant. the list had said KNOCKERS!!
These shops were more commonly known as Ironmongers, they sold pretty much everything, i remember (yes I'm that old) going in for milk, firelighters and paraffin...
Yes,there were lots of these little shops that sold just about every thing,esp" in the country areas.I was born in the early 50s and can still remember going in with a tin container and getting it filled with fresh milk.My weekly pocket money was two shillings and sixpence and in those days that was a small fortune for a young kid in England after the war.
Ronnie Corbett was a stand up comic and Ronnie Barker was a comic actor. They first appeared together on either That was the week that was or the Frost Report in the 1960s. Many of the sketches were written by Gerald Wiley who was actually Barker using a pseudonym. Many of the sketches used clever wordplay. Each series had a running story often private eyes Charlie Farley and Piggy Malone. They also had one called the Phantom Raspberry Blower of old London Town. Each episode was ‘book-ended’ by spoof news items, had a sort of music hall number and Ronnie Corbett doing a funny story sat in a chair. They were massively popular in the 1970s and early eighties. They both also worked separately with Ronnie Barker starring in iconic sit coms like Porridge and Open All Hours. They also made a couple of comedy specials for tv where there was no scripted dialogue. I recall one being about a picnic. They were my absolute favourites.
Hi Guys - basic lesson on that video. The shop is a hardware store that sells everything ( like the shop in Open All Hours which is another comedy starring Ronnie Barker ) they are not as popular these days but were around in the 1970's and stopped being common to see around the early 1980's. The last one is "Bill Hooks" or Bol"""ks as Ronnie Corbett thinks it says. Ronnie Barker wrote that sketch under another name and sent it in. He got the idea from a real life situation when a little boy was told to go around by his mother and find out how old a neighbour Mrs Jones was (as in her health) The boy came back and said that Mrs Jones said it was "none as your business how old she was !!"
Billhooks might be pronounced by Ronnie Barker as "Bill 'ucks" which sounds like "Bollocks" = Testicles
Alan Stevens I always thought it was meant to be “Pillocks”
Just before it got filmed, Ronnie B came up with a different ending, but didn't have time to change it.
Instead of Mr Jones, a young female employee would come out and look at the list, then to Ronnie, then to the list, then back to Ronnie.
"Alright sir, what sort of knockers are you looking for?"
That's why he was asked if he wanted one or two!
Or ballcocks
Its not hardware shop. Its a general store, last seen in the UK circa 1960. They sold everything, from boot polish to porridge oats.
No it's a hardware shop.. this kind of shop was always called that.we never ever called any shop a general store - that's a backroom storage area.and they were still in operation well into the 1980s.
Ronnie Corbett in the sitcom sorry, is comedy acting at its finest, he made it look so easy, total Genius.
Still one of the funniest sketches ever made. It’s very very British humour to the very core
Even the great Ronnie Barker said he wasnt happy with the ending.
At the time it was made there were probably people who knew what a bill hook was and what it was used for... now we have to look it up. Its a really funny sketch but that line really dates it.
@@davidabercrombie5427 A bill hook hand held implement used to pull a small boat flush with the side of the dock.
@@mistofolesbill hook is a small machete for clearing undergrowth, you’re thinking of a boat hook.
He changed it tho a female assistant and asked for knockers.
It still gets me how much Americans just don’t get sarcasm.
Or Irony
irrelevant comment... sarcasm doesn't feature in this sketch!
@@paulmacmillan9287 Spot on.
@@paulmacmillan9287 i thought the same
This is not sarcasm. . It's a play on words.
Fabulous! The key to classic comedy like this is not to analyse it too much and because it's mostly visual comedy, it has to be viewed without talking. Glad you enjoyed it. Did you see the updated version with Ronnie Corbett and Harry Enfield? It's centred around BlackBerrys.
Ronnie B was a legend but so was Ronnie C. Both made this sketch and the many others they did. They understood and read each other well so their comedy timing was spot on.
Try watching “My Blackberry Is Not Working” by “The One Ronnie”.
A must watch
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You should watch Ronnie Corbet when he sits in his chair and tells one of his long winded stories.
He would get lost in the telling of the story, going off on multiple tangents, which reminds me I never got algebra.
For Ronnie Barker try Porridge.
puts a smile on my face everytime i see it, class comedy that stands the test of time. ronnie barker is the brains of the outfit. and corbett is an excellent straight man, the butt of all the jokes,
together they are classic british comedy at its best.
The Two Ronnies were Ronnie Barker - the taller one - and Ronnie Corbett. They were a comedy double act from the 1950s until Ronnie Barker's death in 2005. The Two Ronnies and Morecambe and Wise dominated British television comedy in the 1970s and 80s.
Here's just three more of the many, many sketches the Two Ronnies created that you really should watch:
'Round of Drinks'
'Crossed Lines'
'Swedish Made Simple'
It's a delight to watch you discovering and enjoying British humour 😊
Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett. Very good individually, but exceptional together.
The English language is very confusing. There are over 3,000 French words in active use in the language and a great mix of Anglo Saxon and French concerning many similar subjects. For instance, we talk about the Anglo Saxon beast, but eat the French version of the meat. Cow becomes beef, sheep becomes mutton, pig becomes pork etc. The Germans follow the Saxon version and eat the beast. For example what we would call beef, in German is Rindfleisch literally translated meaning cow meat, the same as lamfleisch, or lamb meat. Other interesting examples of French is that virtually everything military comes from there. Ranks such as Lieutenant, Sergeant, Captain, Major etc. are all French words as are the weapons such as cannon, pistol, bayonet.... I could go on and add the Latin, Chinese, Arabic and Indian words we use everyday into the mix, but you'll get bored, I will however mention one last thing. Just to confuse further we can add the words that sound exactly the same, but have very different meanings - Poor, Pore, Pour etc!
All in all, it's the perfect language for comedians like the 2 Ronnie's to exploit!
The reason why cow becomes beef, sheep becomes mutton in food terms is because when the Normans arrived they became the ruling class.
They had all the high living whilst the local aristocracy were stripped of their land and wealth and became their peasant labour force to tend to the livestock.
Therefore for the peasants, the animals became associated with livestock not food and they used their own language.
The Normans on the other hand associated these things with food. So once the animals were put on a plate French was used.
'Poor' doesn't rhyme with 'pore' where I'm from.
Scotland?
strangely enough in northern england and most of scotland pore and poor would not sound similiar, however go further north, and you would be asked If you wanted poored a wee dram oh whisky! and go way down south, they sound similar also,
Poor, pore and pour are all pronounced the same where I live (Bedfordshire).
In a hardware shop. Ronnie Corbett is behind the counter, wearing a warehouse jacket. He has just finished serving a customer.
CORBETT (muttering): There you are. Mind how you go.
(Ronnie Barker enters the shop, wearing a scruffy tank-top and beanie)
BARKER: Four Candles!
CORBETT: Four Candles?
BARKER: Four Candles.
(Ronnie Corbett makes for a box, and gets out four candles. He places them on the counter)
BARKER: No, four candles!
CORBETT (confused): Well there you are, four candles!
BARKER: No, fork 'andles! 'Andles for forks!
(Ronnie Corbett puts the candles away, and goes to get a fork handle. He places it onto the counter)CORBETT (muttering): Fork handles. Thought you said 'four candles!' (more clearly) Next?
BARKER: Got any plugs?
CORBETT: Plugs. What kind of plugs?
BARKER: A rubber one, bathroom.
(Ronnie Corbett gets out a box of bath plugs, and places it on the counter)
CORBETT (pulling out two different sized plugs): What size?
BARKER: Thirteen amp!
CORBETT (muttering): It's electric bathroom plugs, we call them, in the trade. Electric bathroom plugs!
(He puts the box away, gets out another box, and places on the counter an electric plug, then puts the box away)
BARKER: Saw tips!
CORBETT: Saw tips? (he doesn't know what he means) What d'you want? Ointment, or something like that?
BARKER: No, saw tips for covering saws.
CORBETT: Oh, haven't got any, haven't got any. (he mutters) Comin' in, but we haven' got any. Next?
BARKER: 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's?
BARKER: 'O's.
(He goes to get a hoe, and places it on the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT: 'O's! I thought you said 'O! (he takes the hose back, and gets a hose, whilst muttering) When you said 'O's, I thought you said 'O! 'O's!
(He places the hose onto the counter)
BARKER: No, 'O's!
CORBETT (confused for a moment): O's? Oh, you mean panty 'o's, panty 'o's! (he picks up a pair of tights from beside him)
BARKER: No, no, 'O's! 'O's for the gate. Mon repose! 'O's! Letter O's!
CORBETT (finally realising): Letter O's! (muttering) You had me going there!
(He climbs up a stepladder, gets a box down, puts the ladder away, and takes the box to the counter, and searches through it for letter O's)
CORBETT: How many d'you want?
BARKER: Two.
(Ronnie Corbett leaves two letter O's on the counter, then takes the box back, gets the ladder out again, puts the box away, climbs down the ladder, and puts the ladder away, then returns to the counter)
CORBETT: Yes, next?
BARKER: Got any P's?
CORBETT (fed up): For Gawd' sake, why didn' you bleedin' tell me that while I was up there then? I'm up and down the shop already, it's up and down the bleedin' shop all the time. (He gets the ladder out, climbs up and gets the box of letters down, then puts the ladder away) Honestly, I've got all this shop, I ain't got any help, it's worth it we plan things. (He puts the box on the counter, and gets out some letter P's) How many d'you want?
BARKER: No! Tins of peas. Three tins of peas!
CORBETT: You're 'avin' me on, ain't ya, yer 'avin' me on?
BARKER: I'm not!
(Ronnie Corbett dumps the box under the counter, and gets three tins of peas)
CORBETT (placing the tins on the counter): Next?
BARKER: Got any pumps?
CORBETT (getting really fed up): 'And pumps, foot pumps? Come on!
BARKER (surprised he has to ask): Foot pumps!
CORBETT (muttering, as he goes down the shop): Foot pumps. See a foot pump? (He sees one, and picks it up) Tidy up in 'ere.
(He puts the pump down on the counter)
BARKER: No, pumps fer ya feet! Brown pump, size nine!
CORBETT (almost at breaking point): You are 'avin' me on, you are definitely 'avin' me on!
BARKER (not taking much notice of Corbett's mood): I'm not!
CORBETT: You are 'avin' me on! (He takes back the pump, and gets a pair of brown foot pumps out of a drawer, and places them on the counter) Next?
BARKER: Washers!
CORBETT (really close to breaking point): What, dishwashers, floor washers, car washers, windscreen washers, back scrubbers, lavatory cleaners? Floor washers?
BARKER: 'Alf inch washers!
CORBETT: Oh, tap washers, tap washers? (He finally breaks, and makes to confiscate his list) Look, I've had just about enough of this, give us that list. (He mutters) I'll get it all myself! (Reading through the list) What's this? What's that? Oh that does it! That just about does it! I have just about had it! (calling through to the back) Mr. Jones! You come out and serve this customer please, I have just about had enough of 'im. (Mr. Jones comes out, and Ronnie Corbett shows him the list) Look what 'e's got on there! Look what 'e's got on there!
JONES (who goes to a drawer with a towel hanging out of it, and opens it): Right! How many would ya like? One or two?
(He removes the towel to reveal the label on the drawer - 'Bill hooks'!)
Despite being dead, The Two Ronnies are easily Britain's most popular comedy duo. They're on TV most weeks - most often on Yesterday, which, despite being a history channel, often shows comedy.
Comedy such as this made the British laugh for several decades.
Ronnie Barker and Ronnie Corbett. At Corbett's memorial service 4 candle were carried in the procession.
Yes that's true
You sure they weren't fork handles? :)
The phantom raspberry blower of old London Town...…………….
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Loved most of what these two did, but I never understood why the phantom raspberry blower was regarded as funny and, sexist as it sounds, I think this was one that appealed almost uniquely to the male psyche.
Fantastic 👍👍👍👍
Written By Spike Milligan
@@highpath4776 and a gentleman!
Great watching you two enjoy something like this. This is my favourite sketch of The Two Ronnies. It's a very famous sketch over here. We tend to drop our H' ers (aichers) over here. So garden Hoe, becomes, "got any oe's", Hose becomes, "got any ose" and that's where the comic confusion comes from. Great play on words.
The "Billhooks" ( ...Bollocks ?) thing at the end ... bit too vague and gets about the same reaction over here, but the sketch as a whole is brilliant. The Tins of Peas moment is inspired. Little Ronnie C as the shopkeeper makes it, because he plays it straight. Classic!
Congratulations. You're the first Americans I've seen who got the ''tins of peas'' line.
The sketch is about different dialects in the country. As you probably know now a Yorkshire men speaks differently to a Londoner well over here you can have someone who lives in a town a couple of miles away from your own and they speak differently than you. Ronnie Barker was behind the idea of the two Ronnie's he wrote quite a few TV series in the 70's and 80's.
Felipe you went to a soccer match a little while back have you considered going to a Rugby match?
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wow never been this early before, just finished their 11,000 sub video, this is a great channel.
The Phantom Raspberry Blower of Olde London Town... I love the Two Ronnies...
This is probably the best TV sketch ever created