How to Win a Street Fight in 3 Seconds

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2024

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  • @Tony_Jeffries
    @Tony_Jeffries  Год назад +3569

    Have any questions about fight? Let me know
    How to Throw a Punch in a Fight: ruclips.net/video/QMxN1BSbTJU/видео.html

    • @Stoat2319
      @Stoat2319 Год назад +19

      What are your thoughts about turning your fist when throwing a punch? I've read about Jack Dempsey's power line where the fist doesn't turn and you get a straighter line with your punch reaulting in more power, but even he would turn his fist for many of his punches so I wanted to know what your thoughts about it were

    • @mavericks2730
      @mavericks2730 Год назад +20

      in UK. they use knives in a street fight

    • @BigAGonly1
      @BigAGonly1 Год назад +11

      Wouldn’t it hurt just as much for you as them when head butting someone

    • @Mr112dirtbag3
      @Mr112dirtbag3 Год назад +2

      Is that a safe place to hit ????

    • @J.A76
      @J.A76 Год назад +2

      The last technique doesnt really work. If someone trains at martial arts the first thing is to keep distance and dont stick near him . The other 2 , really works

  • @zalapski9399
    @zalapski9399 Год назад +105556

    Take it a step further- say “I don’t want to fight mate”. Then become friends. Spend time socially together the next few months, building a bond. Then just when he’s not expecting it, Wham!

  • @jeanbaounon9241
    @jeanbaounon9241 Год назад +5581

    Quick recap:
    -1: Run fast
    -2: If the threat is faster, pull out a knife
    -3: If the threat also have a knife, pull out a gun
    -4: If the threat also have a gun, shoot first
    -Congrats, you're now in jail
    -5: If the threat shot first, duck and roll
    -Congrats, you're now in heaven

    • @armughanqureshi9883
      @armughanqureshi9883 Год назад +389

      Average London man

    • @jazewell4006
      @jazewell4006 Год назад +70

      It’s fighting not killing plus I guarantee u ain’t got none of those

    • @suitntie2937
      @suitntie2937 Год назад +32

      if they have a fatal weapon u can shoot.

    • @mqwrz
      @mqwrz Год назад

      @@jazewell4006it’s a joke dummy

    • @johanliebert6859
      @johanliebert6859 Год назад +25

      we're not talking about Grand Theft Auto

  • @2jmajjic
    @2jmajjic Год назад +6097

    The step back without the “i don’t want to fight” lie seems like the best route

    • @eddymarino2964
      @eddymarino2964 Год назад +122

      My Grandma tried telling me in high school that this would work lmao

    • @becarefulwhatyoufish4764
      @becarefulwhatyoufish4764 Год назад +68

      The next person that tries to fight you might recognize that stance and call your bluff. Dan Lok has covered that in one of his self defense videos. You considers it a ready to go, ready to explode type of stance when you have one foot forward and one foot back. Might have to a little bit more to convince them.

    • @jjjos
      @jjjos Год назад +21

      Geoff Thompson always asked a question a second before the punch, apparently it engages their brain and provides a nice half second window to land the sucker punch ko

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... Год назад +17

      Why? I think he makes a good point, first off there's a CHANCE that it deescelates and prevents a fight, and saying that also has the chance of distracting him for a split second by making him have an emotional reaction to you. He might look down on you, laugh, look at his friends like "look at this idiot" and right at that moment you hit him. Either way, be prepared for him to swing, but maybe it won’t hurt to add in an extra word just in case you can de escalate?

    • @HelloThere.....
      @HelloThere..... Год назад +4

      @@becarefulwhatyoufish4764 I think that stance could also signal retreat. It signals that you're stepping back with agility trying to get away, which is actually what you're doing even if you're trying to punch (because you need to step back with agility to then come back forward with power), putting the hands up can signal fear, or that you're just retreating or blocking or pushing away IF he comes forward as you're backing up.
      Of course you would be right in some circumstances too, but anything that CAN be interpreted in multiple ways has a CHANCE of distracting, deceiving, or confusing your opponent, and is therefore useful.

  • @Urodeprag
    @Urodeprag 3 месяца назад +251

    How to actually win a street fight:
    - Take a step back.
    - Take another step back
    - Turn around
    - Take 1000 more steps back as fast as you can

    • @rishabharya3329
      @rishabharya3329 3 месяца назад +16

      This will need a cardio training, stop suggesting tough moves brotha!

    • @khalifabinhendi6107
      @khalifabinhendi6107 3 месяца назад +14

      Ummm, if you take 1000 steps "back" after "turning around," aren't you going back to the guy?

    • @rishabharya3329
      @rishabharya3329 3 месяца назад +5

      @@khalifabinhendi6107 actually if the difference between you and the attacker is 1000 steps then yes...
      But if that being is close to you then no matter in which direction you run , if you run faster , you relative speed will make the difference between you and the attacker bigger as the time passes...
      But one more thing to notice is that you can dislocate your knee if you run very fast backwards.. and also you can not run faster if you run backwards, so yeah!

    • @khalifabinhendi6107
      @khalifabinhendi6107 3 месяца назад

      @@rishabharya3329 I see. Thanks for the info

    • @Urodeprag
      @Urodeprag 3 месяца назад

      @@khalifabinhendi6107 Think of it as a fighter game.

  • @official_fusion
    @official_fusion Год назад +9075

    “I don’t want to fight mate…” *”spawns a fucking boxing glove to his right arm”*and *neutralizes the threat*

    • @Blitzdo
      @Blitzdo Год назад +262

      Bro just materialised a boxing glove from fin air and makes that squeal 💀

    • @scottphillips2555
      @scottphillips2555 Год назад +14

      😂😂😂😂

    • @avenger0413
      @avenger0413 Год назад +33

      @@Blitzdo ahh yes, “fin air” my favorite

    • @Javier-vi6db
      @Javier-vi6db Год назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @letsgetitback
      @letsgetitback Год назад +1

      Step 1 was unfair and wouldn't ever use it on anyone. If I have a knife, give the enemy a knife

  • @AlexJR122
    @AlexJR122 Год назад +13999

    “I don’t want to fight”
    “Alright man, I’ll just walk awa-“
    *immediately dies*

  • @MetrixYTG
    @MetrixYTG Год назад +6193

    “Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the face” - Mike Tyson.

    • @lassuronsson
      @lassuronsson Год назад +79

      I just burst out laughing after hit on my lip. My tooth was also cracked.

    • @akshayakumar306
      @akshayakumar306 Год назад +43

      Where is my ak😏

    • @PEAKYBRO
      @PEAKYBRO Год назад +18

      @@akshayakumar306 lmao u forget ur ak and thinking to fight someone..

    • @princecasanova
      @princecasanova Год назад +15

      Then don't let them first🤕

    • @Chuchel-hh6hq
      @Chuchel-hh6hq Год назад +11

      @@PEAKYBRO * LMAO , you forgot about your AK , yet thinking of fighting someone...

  • @leenapoil7402
    @leenapoil7402 8 месяцев назад +505

    Just remember your opponent also watched this video 😂😂😂

  • @tonypaella
    @tonypaella Год назад +6399

    If all of this doesn't work, pull your pants down and yell come at me bro

  • @iam_destroyer
    @iam_destroyer Год назад +4548

    “I don’t wanna fight”
    “Oh my bad bro, I’ll just leav-“
    *knocks him out*

    • @benjitovvv8899
      @benjitovvv8899 Год назад +46

      What did he do bro 🤣

    • @progskep
      @progskep Год назад +48

      Some sucker punch shit. I’d rather lose the fight

    • @craeb9561
      @craeb9561 Год назад +16

      @@progskepyeah and take the blue eyes

    • @citizenkhan4696
      @citizenkhan4696 Год назад +5

      ​@@craeb9561Im more of a Exodia guy myself but to each their own i guess.

    • @craeb9561
      @craeb9561 Год назад +3

      @@citizenkhan4696 oh im more of a adamancipator/despia guy

  • @atlas_png
    @atlas_png Год назад +2244

    Stages of watching this video :
    1) listening
    2) trying out
    3) realising I just broke my monitor

    • @msgbproductions7395
      @msgbproductions7395 Год назад +7

      Lmaooo

    • @Vanilla_Smoke_YT
      @Vanilla_Smoke_YT 11 месяцев назад +16

      I didn’t know Ishowspeed had a different account called atlas_png, bro you have to stop breaking your monitor 😂

    • @AvnoArts
      @AvnoArts 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@Vanilla_Smoke_YTthat’s crazy

    • @harshrajharvsang2461
      @harshrajharvsang2461 10 месяцев назад +3

      Funny comment make me smile

    • @User203_8-_
      @User203_8-_ 10 месяцев назад

      The just don't use a monitor
      It's that simple

  • @Trace2
    @Trace2 9 месяцев назад +70

    Works well 10/10 tutorial lil bro had no chance

  • @veryfavor9812
    @veryfavor9812 Год назад +947

    "I don't wanna fight, BOOM" 😂

    • @Kae8
      @Kae8 Год назад +7

      Understandable, have a great day mate

    • @W_hassan
      @W_hassan Год назад

      ​@@Kae8imma report you for having gay sex in shibuya

    • @redditstories69e
      @redditstories69e Год назад +2

      💀⚡

    • @nguyenduythang7598
      @nguyenduythang7598 Год назад +1

      if that was a big guy then guess that’s enough to break his nose and stun him for a bit for me to escape lol

  • @genuinelyconcerned3504
    @genuinelyconcerned3504 Год назад +9486

    I've just tested out those moves on my grandmother. She went down like a sack of spuds.

    • @xRoRox
      @xRoRox Год назад +336

      I’m genuinely concerned for her

    • @dmac8917
      @dmac8917 Год назад +128

      Why would you say that.... absolutely disgusting

    • @MakeOutTon999
      @MakeOutTon999 Год назад +644

      @@dmac8917 calm down geezer it was a joke

    • @dmac8917
      @dmac8917 Год назад +144

      @@MakeOutTon999 okay ...just brings back bad memories , my grandmother was mugged and she died

    • @williamleoni5970
      @williamleoni5970 Год назад +453

      @@dmac8917 skill issue

  • @Patty_
    @Patty_ Год назад +2012

    My guy really said to win a fight you have to *never let them know your next move*

    • @nagisashiota7137
      @nagisashiota7137 Год назад +44

      I mean he right tho

    • @forkempty
      @forkempty Год назад +24

      Is he wrong? (Edit: the dude deleted his reply but he said, or rather implied that the comment above is a bizarre take, as if it's good for the opponent to know your next move.)

    • @evgenivasileuski559
      @evgenivasileuski559 Год назад +45

      *pulls opponent pants off and starting to ding the dongle"

    • @vmyu
      @vmyu Год назад +4

      @@evgenivasileuski559 based

    • @kkarbokgaming4556
      @kkarbokgaming4556 Год назад +1

      ​@@evgenivasileuski559 Odly specific but okay 😂

  • @xdicipleOntop
    @xdicipleOntop 6 месяцев назад +30

    "I don't wanna fight"
    "Oh okay I am sor-"
    🔨

  • @rishi8620
    @rishi8620 Год назад +359

    "everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face"-Iron Mike

  • @iamaayushv_rblx7953
    @iamaayushv_rblx7953 Год назад +757

    I don't wanna fight😢
    -Pulls out boxing gloves💀

  • @rudravyas343
    @rudravyas343 Год назад +1452

    "How to win a fight in seconds"
    BITCH SLAP!!!!

  • @colorfulconch7745
    @colorfulconch7745 5 месяцев назад +21

    I did this to my grandma. She hasn’t woke up since. Thanks ☺️

  • @phonkyguest714
    @phonkyguest714 Год назад +486

    How to win a street fight in 3 seconds:
    Google: Walk away
    Bing:

    • @phonkyguest714
      @phonkyguest714 10 месяцев назад +3

      @@XIguy even better

    • @MR-le7vw
      @MR-le7vw 9 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @dysfuntionalpancake
    @dysfuntionalpancake Год назад +420

    Take a step back, then another, then another then get the hell out of there. That's how you win.

    • @valvess
      @valvess Год назад +1

      lol

    •  Год назад

      You might be kidding, but in a street fight, it's what you should do.

    • @Ligmaballin
      @Ligmaballin Год назад +9

      Running is the best fighting strategy

    • @JakeTheDawgMusicOfficial
      @JakeTheDawgMusicOfficial Год назад +9

      Can’t always run

    • @pavanteja5176
      @pavanteja5176 Год назад

      then you're weak af. Skill issue

  • @hanzxx1
    @hanzxx1 10 месяцев назад +975

    “I dont want to fight”
    “Alright man”
    *pulls out a gun*

    • @AntonioMcGill-v8m
      @AntonioMcGill-v8m 6 месяцев назад +3

      😂

    • @holden1259
      @holden1259 6 месяцев назад +4

      I just imagine the ultra instincts as he pulls out a gun

    • @Humahuma292
      @Humahuma292 5 месяцев назад +1

      Very good strategy

    • @DELUXEGM
      @DELUXEGM 5 месяцев назад +1

      bro pulls gun and expect him to surrender but actually gets more power and land a punch to disarm his gun dam tony really has smart ways

    • @wisdomabel7974
      @wisdomabel7974 4 месяца назад

      😅😅😅😅

  • @R_7SLIXK
    @R_7SLIXK 3 месяца назад +6

    That’s the Silver Bullet from cobra Kai 😂

  • @Teadrinker710
    @Teadrinker710 Год назад +1160

    He said “I don’t want to fight” and then tries to cause cardiac arrest 😅😂😂

    • @6oleXT
      @6oleXT Год назад

      Because indians are the best in street fights 😈😈😈🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🇮🇳🚩🚩🚩🚩💪🏿💪🏿💪🏿

    • @johnrobert385mm
      @johnrobert385mm Год назад +11

      Deception of war 😆😆😝

    • @rolexmelll6800
      @rolexmelll6800 Год назад

      😂😂😂

  • @que8794
    @que8794 Год назад +223

    “Headbut him straight in the nose- stay tuned for me boxing tips” 😂

  • @ethanthomas8730
    @ethanthomas8730 Год назад +865

    Thanks for the tips bro! Tried this on my grandma and you’re right, she didn’t expect a thing!

  • @78600.m
    @78600.m 7 месяцев назад +1

    Thank you 🤗
    This can help me a lot😉🙂

  • @alextomlinson
    @alextomlinson Год назад +1019

    Step one win the battle with your ego. Step two avoid 99.9% of street fights.

    • @chizzleballin8791
      @chizzleballin8791 Год назад +2

      😂

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 Год назад +8

      @Enmu Sama' because that's not up to you.

    • @numbdigger9552
      @numbdigger9552 Год назад +12

      @Enmu Sama' thats the 0.01% of cases where you can't flee, you can't talk your way out of it and you did nothing to provoke the fight.

    • @alextomlinson
      @alextomlinson Год назад

      @Enmu Sama' because some people just attack regardless and force the fight

    • @titanus261
      @titanus261 Год назад

      Step three: 🔫

  • @sentrazyven762
    @sentrazyven762 Год назад +374

    honestly, elbows are such underrated tools they're natural sharp edges on our bodies

    • @3ricZ
      @3ricZ Год назад +46

      ​@TKAB a punch to the chest could be lethal. I don't think its a good idea

    • @thomask2133
      @thomask2133 Год назад +30

      ​@TaySqueezeit ain for the chest it's for the solar plexus, take their breath away an dat

    • @stinkycat3137
      @stinkycat3137 Год назад

      Nah fr, mfs who tackle your lower body against a wall are done for if you just elbow the spine

    • @TheHowToCorrectly
      @TheHowToCorrectly Год назад +8

      Yeah go ahead and chance dislocating your joint. Also you’re not gonna bend your arm for days after you hit someone with a elbow. Pro fighters are trained for it. Not your average guy

    • @quackyman796
      @quackyman796 Год назад +19

      @@TheHowToCorrectly elbows are pretty damn strong though. I have elbowed people quite a few time and it has literally never dislocated so skill issue ig. And also it’s not like you have to use so much force on your elbow that it dislocates. Elbows are really strong and a fast strike with maybe 70% of your strength if you are decently fit or ever so slightly stronger than average is enough to inflict some big ass pain. I would know after hitting people with elbows and being hit by it 3-4 times. Pretty painful.

  • @Margyaattttt
    @Margyaattttt Год назад +357

    “The best way to defeat an enemy is to become their friend”-Sensei Wu

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 11 месяцев назад +13

      “A ninja’s greatest weapon is compassion” - Master Splinter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2012

    • @bamconDGoat
      @bamconDGoat 10 месяцев назад

      Naw we making it out of kung fu with this one 🗣️🗣️🗣️

    • @afan7430
      @afan7430 9 месяцев назад

      Death Note mentality

    • @luisgutierrez8047
      @luisgutierrez8047 9 месяцев назад

      And their lover -master oogway

    • @erenyeager14728
      @erenyeager14728 8 месяцев назад

      "With A sword?"
      Kai

  • @HellAwayG
    @HellAwayG 3 месяца назад +3

    I don't wanna fight..
    **Fights**

  • @luckycharm1
    @luckycharm1 Год назад +888

    “Boards don’t hit back.” 😂

    •  Год назад +15

      You haven't seen enough RUclips videos my friend. 😂

    • @artemtsarevskiy2785
      @artemtsarevskiy2785 Год назад +2

      @ lmao

    • @blacjackdaniels200
      @blacjackdaniels200 Год назад +8

      Neither do people if You hit them hard enough

    • @HireYourSelfWithCarlos
      @HireYourSelfWithCarlos Год назад +1

      Mine did and knock me out

    • @rcyu
      @rcyu Год назад

      You have to aim near the centre of the torso since it's a weak point. Not much power is needed to severely injure someone, just good form.

  • @ronnie7aep
    @ronnie7aep Год назад +493

    "I don't wanna fight"
    Proceeds to completely annihilate the dummy 💀

    • @Italian_Christian
      @Italian_Christian Год назад +5

      This dude is making me wanna be a street fighter

    • @leonardovalle5
      @leonardovalle5 11 месяцев назад

      Dummy: proceeds to pull out it's 9mm

  • @The-Almighty-Whitey
    @The-Almighty-Whitey Год назад +219

    Lesson 1: never let someone who is aggressive towards you get within swinging range

    • @kugelblitz1557
      @kugelblitz1557 Год назад +1

      Actually I'd probably execute a tactical retreat then turn and throw a heavy kick when they're primed to run into a barbed wire fence or a table then either capitalize if I'm confident in taking them at that point or use it to keep running.

    • @carrastealth
      @carrastealth Год назад +3

      "I can't let you get close."

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Год назад +1

      ​@@kugelblitz1557 What?

    • @kugelblitz1557
      @kugelblitz1557 Год назад

      @@MrNight-dg1ug run away until you choose the spot to fight then hit them hard with your foot because you can usually do that before they're close enough to hit you and then keep running while they catch their breath or are otherwise incapacitated.

    • @MrNight-dg1ug
      @MrNight-dg1ug Год назад

      @@kugelblitz1557 What a stupid idea

  • @ZapperMan584
    @ZapperMan584 13 дней назад +1

    Thanks :))

  • @danielbeukes4512
    @danielbeukes4512 Год назад +2067

    Thanks, my disabled little sister never stood a chance.

    • @perfolkesson7333
      @perfolkesson7333 Год назад +52

      Seriously, how does this not have more likes? Is comedy dead?

    • @charck
      @charck Год назад +220

      @@perfolkesson7333 no but their sister might be

    • @Tofu6969
      @Tofu6969 Год назад +18

      @@charckyeah probably

    • @danielbeukes4512
      @danielbeukes4512 Год назад +14

      @@charck I have bad news, I don’t actually have a sister 😔

    • @chrisroberts5300
      @chrisroberts5300 Год назад +1

      Yooooooooooooooo

  • @Mamaguevo54
    @Mamaguevo54 Год назад +760

    Instructions unclear, im currently in the hospital

  • @ThisNThatGarage
    @ThisNThatGarage Год назад +673

    The next time I come across an armless and legless dude I'm definitely trying this!!!

  • @PeterNacaj-o5m
    @PeterNacaj-o5m 4 месяца назад

    OK, I didn’t even finish the video and I just wanted to say I love how much you explain like for an easy step just stepping back. You explain everything.

  • @justin_time177-sd6px
    @justin_time177-sd6px Год назад +3379

    "I mean no trouble."
    "Oh, okay, I guess I should've never reacted that way-"
    Bam! Broski lies dead in a pool full of blood 💀

    • @jessicalinda9860
      @jessicalinda9860 Год назад +17

      🥲😅

    • @youtubeisthebest3006
      @youtubeisthebest3006 Год назад +15

      fr tho

    • @esconis5304
      @esconis5304 Год назад +26

      Bam! End up in a cell for 30 years ☠

    • @DankBench
      @DankBench Год назад +6

      Rdr2 type interaction lmao

    • @infamoushackerlol
      @infamoushackerlol Год назад +4

      Okay so
      No.1 If a man wants to fight you and is going to fight you, HE WILL he doesn't care if you don't want to fight! In his head that makes his job easier.
      No.2 If someone approaches you and is ready for conflict, you should have already identified that and already be in your fighting stance, because throwing a punch while stepping back will render you off balance and leave you open for a leg sweep.
      No.3 Ain't no way a open hand slap as zesty as you did it will Finnish "anyone". Let alone a slap that's not as punie as your slap.
      No.4 Headbutting is never the answer you can easily miscalculate it and hurt yourself and or even knock yourself out.
      Side note headbutts are illegal in boxing, so I wouldn't call the boxing tips maybe, how to not fight is a better way to say it.

  • @Mahabubur3020
    @Mahabubur3020 Год назад +349

    Type 4: Become the guy that has no enemies 💀💀

  • @L47M
    @L47M Год назад +991

    Imagine 2 guys watch this & end up in a fight in some pub & they both do & say exactly what is said here & both ko each other at the same time.😂😂😂

    • @muhammadathar7635
      @muhammadathar7635 Год назад +14

      I was also thinking the same 😆

    • @Rwooshbites
      @Rwooshbites Год назад +40

      They go to palm each other but instead land an epic high five

    • @notacreativehandle
      @notacreativehandle Год назад +10

      Two underrated comments in the same sub thread- I love it lol

    • @Sojabacche
      @Sojabacche Год назад +2

      The head buck will be legendary 😂

    • @mutalix
      @mutalix Год назад +3

      **DOUBLE K.O**

  • @PotatoSpleen
    @PotatoSpleen 7 месяцев назад

    This actually worked!! Thank you so much!

  • @codeallnight56514
    @codeallnight56514 Год назад +722

    "I don't wanna fight you man" while pulling out the glock usually wins

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- Год назад +12

      Not all places hand out gun like America does

    • @mozalucas
      @mozalucas Год назад +3

      ​@@thanasis-_- true they better guns in there happy meals

    • @thanasis-_-
      @thanasis-_- Год назад +1

      @@mozalucas and in Walmart

    • @codeallnight56514
      @codeallnight56514 Год назад

      @@thanasis-_- dont be jealous you live in a socialist country where your government tells you what you can and cant do. Cope by writing hate about America on youtube

    • @COINSONLY-id6wk
      @COINSONLY-id6wk Год назад

      Ohio

  • @ronniechilds2002
    @ronniechilds2002 Год назад +2897

    Man, anybody can beat up a guy with no arms.

    • @Anothertickinthewall
      @Anothertickinthewall Год назад +34

      @@jatinrajput9795 Assuming someone's disability? Shameful (Joke please don't hurt me)

    • @thecobra0174
      @thecobra0174 Год назад +10

      @@jatinrajput9795that would be quite an… interesting fight

    • @WilliamOzela-us8nj
      @WilliamOzela-us8nj Год назад +4

      @Jatin Rajput bro is an Indian nerd in his school💀🤡

    • @LeHeuZaHer
      @LeHeuZaHer Год назад +2

      @@thecobra0174disarmed combat in its purest form

    • @noapradrzeki1223
      @noapradrzeki1223 Год назад +1

      Underrated comment

  • @FlyingIceman198
    @FlyingIceman198 Год назад +1049

    Steps to win a street fight:
    Don’t participate,just leave

    • @allxu1
      @allxu1 Год назад +98

      instructions unclear i turned around and got jumped

    • @suraj_mindhe
      @suraj_mindhe Год назад +11

      @@allxu1 fr

    • @bonesy7190
      @bonesy7190 Год назад +42

      Tips to win a street fight: don’t participate, let the opponent knock you out for free

    • @jeremybeihneitha5069
      @jeremybeihneitha5069 Год назад +28

      you can't "just leave" some situations🤷🏼‍♂️🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️ and that's why this videos are made🤷🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @moneygo123
      @moneygo123 Год назад +14

      Steps to use a microwave:
      Buy a toaster

  • @KnucklesTheMartialFighter
    @KnucklesTheMartialFighter 2 месяца назад

    Now I feel confident on defeating my bullies or anyone in general ! Thanks for this tutorial!

  • @shortfactYTS
    @shortfactYTS Год назад +200

    I don't wanna fight, but you just dropped someone with a cardiac arrest 😂

    • @master_gamer526
      @master_gamer526 Год назад

      Well let’s see, I am 7 foot 3,450 pounds and I will just pick up the guy and throw him on the ground.

    • @master_gamer526
      @master_gamer526 Год назад +2

      1 second fight

  • @SuperAxon2
    @SuperAxon2 Год назад +1310

    "Everybody has a punch until they get planned in the face"
    - Tike Myson

  • @_xXAbdullahXx_
    @_xXAbdullahXx_ Год назад +567

    Bro that slap was personal💀

    • @berserk7137
      @berserk7137 Год назад +4

      Yeap

    • @rross27
      @rross27 Год назад

      That was the weakest little Limey queer with the worst defense advice i've ever seen! Slap a man in the face? I'm a black belt in Moo Duk Quan Tae Kwon Do since age 16 with the Richard Chun association NY, NY. I laughed so hard... No wonder the British sent German (Hessian) boys to fight against the American revolution for them...

    • @Go0gleAccount
      @Go0gleAccount Год назад

      bro my mum hits harder shut the fuck up

  • @gsbasra2879
    @gsbasra2879 29 дней назад

    Bro literaly knocked the whole punching thing down he’s so powerful😂

  • @FridayHigh
    @FridayHigh 10 месяцев назад +883

    First trick : "Be physically strong" 😂

    • @iamuncreative4681
      @iamuncreative4681 10 месяцев назад +34

      Last trick: have a thick enough head

    • @scienceisthetruth5927
      @scienceisthetruth5927 10 месяцев назад +61

      ​@@iamuncreative4681if your forehead loses to a nose then there are biggest problems that need to be addressed.

    • @iamuncreative4681
      @iamuncreative4681 10 месяцев назад +2

      @scienceisthetruth5927 yeah probably

    • @AizAnderson
      @AizAnderson 10 месяцев назад +3

      nah the first one hits the nerves, so if u hit him right there he won't be able to breath for a few seconds

    • @oneoranota
      @oneoranota 8 месяцев назад

      Well no shit, you can't win a street fight if you're weak as a heck.
      Laugh in fat ones, dwarf girls and granies who think they are gonna take on the crime syndicate after watching a single RUclips short.
      There is no magic trick to win, train hard and one day you'll be the strongest in a confrontation. You'll know it when you'll see it.

  • @sodacurt
    @sodacurt Год назад +292

    “I don’t wanna fight”
    “Understandable, have a good day”
    “SIKE, *whips out boxing glove*”

    • @Blkojo
      @Blkojo Год назад +4

      "Psych" is the term you are looking for.
      Psych!

    • @noewuh8121
      @noewuh8121 Год назад

      @@Blkojo r u stupid?

    • @sodacurt
      @sodacurt Год назад +6

      @@Blkojo no…it’s “sike”

    • @hunter-wp3gb
      @hunter-wp3gb Год назад +1

      WRONG NUMBER 😂

    • @mohamedown3208
      @mohamedown3208 Год назад +1

      @@Blkojo ur too old to understand buddy

  • @Spryzen-fb4ji
    @Spryzen-fb4ji 11 месяцев назад +780

    "I don't wanna fight you brother"
    "Oh, I didn't know you was chill like that-"
    BAM

    • @Chancer
      @Chancer 8 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂

    • @HOMELANDER334-z7k
      @HOMELANDER334-z7k 7 месяцев назад +1

      Did I ask?plus I make wayy better content😊😊😊

    • @Spryzen-fb4ji
      @Spryzen-fb4ji 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@HOMELANDER334-z7k womp womp keep crying for views/subs

    • @aarxnxp
      @aarxnxp 6 месяцев назад

      @@HOMELANDER334-z7ktrash ah content

  • @gianmarcodancel1251
    @gianmarcodancel1251 5 месяцев назад +3

    my dad is proud😅😂😂😂😂

  • @KrisV2
    @KrisV2 Год назад +236

    Step one: Pulls out a gun

    • @brandonverzijl6234
      @brandonverzijl6234 Год назад +17

      in iraq we use rpg's

    • @PikeE7
      @PikeE7 Год назад +4

      ​@@brandonverzijl6234 In Soviet Russia,we use nukes

    • @karthikeyan53
      @karthikeyan53 Год назад +6

      In India we use AK47

    • @IkoIsLost
      @IkoIsLost Год назад

      The c4 in my ass: 🗿🍷

    • @arshrandhawa5244
      @arshrandhawa5244 Год назад +1

      ​@@karthikeyan53 i thought indian faught with stones and sticks

  • @jignoowignoo6528
    @jignoowignoo6528 Год назад +374

    I followed your steps, now tell me how to get out of jail.

    • @stephenhughes5156
      @stephenhughes5156 Год назад

      Call the Guard over and ask him for the time. Then while he is checking his watch, put your boxing glove on and punch him through the bars. Then just grab the key and walk on outta there.

    • @abdulrazaqamedu3839
      @abdulrazaqamedu3839 Год назад +6

      😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

    • @DraScor
      @DraScor Год назад +3

      😂

    • @kaizokuou8538
      @kaizokuou8538 Год назад +3

      😂

    • @MichaelBarnes-zg7cs
      @MichaelBarnes-zg7cs Год назад +11

      Do the same move with one of the guards....

  • @ev-0163
    @ev-0163 Год назад +316

    Thanks I'm now wanted in three states

  • @Vatsal_V
    @Vatsal_V 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ghost be like: Domain expansion building mein😅

  • @ajm8jr454
    @ajm8jr454 10 месяцев назад +219

    “boxing education videos”
    *slaps bro across the face*

  • @Slinger_
    @Slinger_ Год назад +876

    “Head butt him straight in the nose”
    *That one 4 foot kid trying to headbutt a 6 foot bully* 🗿

  • @nautascorona2254
    @nautascorona2254 Год назад +80

    Protect yourself at all times, gentleman

  • @SHXDOW988
    @SHXDOW988 4 месяца назад

    being a kid that is somewhat known for getting into fights and stuff, this helpful...you got my sub

  • @toasterthedoge
    @toasterthedoge Год назад +89

    (Backs up)
    “Woah ok bro I don’t want to fight”
    ( *pulls out a giant battle axe that I always carry around just in case* )

  • @nathanielmedford1882
    @nathanielmedford1882 Год назад +94

    Tony gonna have a lot of middle schoolers catching assault charges

  • @Madboiwastaken
    @Madboiwastaken Год назад +2769

    Never let them know you're next move- kiss him on the lips

  • @robertaustin-y7j
    @robertaustin-y7j 4 месяца назад

    Appreciate everything you put on here I wish you would keep making videos I've seen you for a minute

  • @logan.2310
    @logan.2310 Год назад +21

    Classic Brit, headbutting is in his top 3 self defence tactics. Tried and true.

  • @colorfulbleeding
    @colorfulbleeding Год назад +152

    good of him to let you put your boxing glove before the surprise attack!

  • @Carlos-cv2di
    @Carlos-cv2di Год назад +123

    “I don’t wanna fight…boom!” Got me laughing lol

    • @Call_me_kozuna
      @Call_me_kozuna Год назад

      When i fight i only go for the nuts
      -denji

  • @charlytv8674
    @charlytv8674 2 месяца назад

    Thanks Bro! 😊

  • @BanzukoKen
    @BanzukoKen Год назад +589

    As a Brotha I won every street fight by walking away 😭🤘🏾.

    • @fazlerabby3009
      @fazlerabby3009 Год назад +1

      Africans are the problem of this world
      A wise man

    • @Skibbitypappappa
      @Skibbitypappappa Год назад +28

      What's the "as a brotha" got to do with anything? 😂😂

    • @Rose_19911
      @Rose_19911 Год назад +97

      @@Skibbitypappappa … well he’s not a sister

    • @turboturtletot1293
      @turboturtletot1293 Год назад +15

      As a beaner, I gotta say you cute. Wassup then, bb?

    • @33GLOCK
      @33GLOCK Год назад +1

      ​@@Rose_19911 😂😂😂

  • @n0xturn_
    @n0xturn_ Год назад +554

    Best way to win a street fight: Don't be in a street fight.

    • @datdankdj8264
      @datdankdj8264 Год назад +22

      Or carry a gun. Guns beat Karate *every time*

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Год назад +9

      ​@@datdankdj8264not really as effective at that close of a distance if it isn't already drawn. So if you're cornered, best bet is to hit a guy, then get a good enough distance you can draw the gun without anyone being able to stop you.

    • @onurvx5996
      @onurvx5996 Год назад +2

      @@prehistoriccreator9600No thug has the balls to get near a gun once you show it to them they all run away

    • @prehistoriccreator9600
      @prehistoriccreator9600 Год назад +6

      @@onurvx5996 most sane people would, sure, but if it's already an imminent street fight, chances are that the person isnt right in the head.

    • @onurvx5996
      @onurvx5996 Год назад

      @@prehistoriccreator9600 Yeah correct

  • @jarvan807
    @jarvan807 Год назад +289

    The Gordan Ramsay of Fighting

  • @kayruuuccc488
    @kayruuuccc488 8 месяцев назад +1

    thanks for your information. the one i got into a fight with only suffered an internal bleeding due to his jaw broken so badly and is now fighting again but for his life

  • @Unknown-gz2yz
    @Unknown-gz2yz Год назад +124

    Instruction unclear now I am running from a bodybuilder whom I slapped

  • @spyrosk.1881
    @spyrosk.1881 Год назад +61

    Thanks for the helpful advice, my three year old nephew didn't stand a chance!

  • @tptallen4498
    @tptallen4498 Год назад +111

    The movie "Nobody" perfectly demonstrated the "punch to the chest" thing.
    Knocked the wind out of the guy

    • @katokyk8156
      @katokyk8156 Год назад +2

      In wich part of the movie happens??? I saw that movie some time ago but I don't remember, is a good movie btw.

    • @aedaed7238
      @aedaed7238 Год назад

      Or you break his sternum and he dies.

    • @tptallen4498
      @tptallen4498 Год назад +2

      @@katokyk8156
      The part where he uses gold to buy the warehouse he used to work in

    • @katokyk8156
      @katokyk8156 Год назад +1

      @@tptallen4498 ah yes, now I see what do you mean

  • @Manus.Sherry
    @Manus.Sherry 2 месяца назад +1

    So wholesome 😢

  • @saw_rbx2265
    @saw_rbx2265 Год назад +142

    Bro fr said "Raise the white flag then punch the shit out of him" on the first one

    • @shardark8229
      @shardark8229 Год назад

      Literally a war crime

    • @ash__________
      @ash__________ Год назад +5

      @Bred they routinely forgot to do the second part 😅

    • @jonasss1907
      @jonasss1907 Год назад +1

      It’s really a good strategy

    • @jonasss1907
      @jonasss1907 Год назад

      @@ash__________ so do you mean France lost the war?

    • @jonasss1907
      @jonasss1907 Год назад

      You scared the shit out of him too bro

  • @sub_celestial6297
    @sub_celestial6297 Год назад +1738

    that daycare class never stood a chance
    edit: thanks to that one guy in the replies for pointing out all the flaws with this combat style i will strive to improve it by practicing on more daycare classes

  • @fredmercury1314
    @fredmercury1314 Год назад +105

    Step one: Ask him if he's seen this video.

  • @Mr.Championator
    @Mr.Championator 6 месяцев назад

    "I don't wanna fight you, Flash"
    "I wouldn't wanna fight me neither"

  • @ilyeshamada4882
    @ilyeshamada4882 Год назад +135

    The first is actually lethal, specially after relaxing him and get him off guard

    • @warmishworld3665
      @warmishworld3665 Год назад +2

      Yeah I think that’s how Houdini died

    • @imscaredandconfused
      @imscaredandconfused Год назад +1

      @@warmishworld3665 nope

    • @Sickiguess
      @Sickiguess Год назад +1

      ​@@imscaredandconfusedit's true

    • @imscaredandconfused
      @imscaredandconfused Год назад +3

      @@Sickiguess He died because of burst appendix after he was hit in the abdomen, in the video he is talking about hitting that dude in the chest. Get your shit straight

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 Год назад +1

      ​@Peter J. Bro, your pfp... I instantly recognize it 💀

  • @VcentChips
    @VcentChips Год назад +11

    Him : "Makes him relaxed"
    Me : *preparing herbal tea & jazz music*

  • @Epic_films34
    @Epic_films34 6 месяцев назад

    Tony your inspiration story of you getting bullied is like my story I get bullied so with your RUclips channel it makes me fight well

  • @comedyshortsinc
    @comedyshortsinc Год назад +23

    “I don’t want to fight”
    “Alright dude, then bye”
    “Wait a minute, come back. That wasn’t supposed to happen”

    • @OverRule1
      @OverRule1 Год назад

      "Actually go ahead and leave."
      Then thinks to himself: "This is good that he's walking away. Perfect opportunity to get my sneaking exp to a higher level. He never going to see it coming!"

  • @robfromabove2821
    @robfromabove2821 Год назад +26

    “Put your hands up to disarm your opponent”
    Mate, your opponent is already disarmed

  • @kevinmitchell8650
    @kevinmitchell8650 3 месяца назад

    Great presentation of technique.

  • @aidenjansen2711
    @aidenjansen2711 Год назад +53

    "Walk a mile to avoid a fight
    But if one does start...Dont back down a inch"

  • @h.a.s.m.i.k.
    @h.a.s.m.i.k. Год назад +121

    I have absolutely no idea why I got this recommendation, but thank you

  • @kiplaroy9664
    @kiplaroy9664 11 месяцев назад +85

    Most of all always make sure your opponent has no arms or legs... very effective!!!

  • @champthomas
    @champthomas 6 месяцев назад

    This is exactly what I needed to hear right now

  • @EMFObserver
    @EMFObserver Год назад +26

    Can’t wait to use this on my mum, she’s been getting cheeky recently

  • @xxexquisitevr
    @xxexquisitevr Год назад +37

    “In the midst of chaos, there is also opportunity.” Sun Tzu ( Art of War )

  • @edwardsausi1445
    @edwardsausi1445 Год назад +93

    Imagine just palming each other and then have the most epic high five and become friends.

  • @JefxfriBoySadMood
    @JefxfriBoySadMood 6 месяцев назад

    Best duo 🔥

  • @abualahadchowdhury2646
    @abualahadchowdhury2646 Год назад +73

    Better be very careful when using that technique because even a slightly strong punch in the middle chest area(where he mentioned) can be fatal ☠️

    • @BorgankanNews
      @BorgankanNews Год назад +4

      exactly

    • @monayusa
      @monayusa Год назад +4

      if I remember correctly it can even disturb or even stop the heartbeat (rhyme)

    • @jovotszebb367
      @jovotszebb367 Год назад +3

      ​@@monayusagood

    • @cyanalt2738
      @cyanalt2738 Год назад +2

      ​@@jovotszebb367I mean non-intentional manslaughter

    • @jeromevaleska2014
      @jeromevaleska2014 11 месяцев назад

      @@jovotszebb367What the fuck?