If Bards Saw You Make Their Character Sheet in Dungeons and Dragons
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- Опубликовано: 20 авг 2024
- What if your Bard character could see you make their D&D Character sheet?
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Alternative title to this video: Yes, even I am getting tired of the same ol jokes and will be trying to switch things up 😂😅
3d6, no reroll, eh ?
Can you do a druid? It might be radher intersting, thanks :)
Are you even capable of switching things up? Lol if so I look forward to seeing that.
Me at the sight of 36 kids, I can remedy this. Quotations "That you've adopted".
@@viktorbryce951 Had the same thought.
For a moment I thought it was going to be something wholesome at the end like "Has 36 kids... that are adopted," to continue throwing the bard for a loop, but that twist was great xD
Took the words right out of my mouth. I was expecting a twist but I was thinking it’d be a wholesome one.
Precisely the same. 36 adopted kids. Then massive plot twist.
I thought he had the kids asexually
I mean, magic right?
Or something like owns an orphanage and has to go on adventures to support all the kids.
I was thinking a long-lived race, all the kids from one spouse
One day the prophecy will be fulfilled as a party is assembled a Barbarian who has a high intelligence, A Bard who is not horny, a wizard who has a high Health, and a ranger who is not useless. One day this will come and that day they will save us
Sounds a lot like the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse to me
Well, it’s not 18, but when I was rolling my stats for my barb (with the DM watching) I ended up with my lowest stat being 14, so that’s what his INT is.
Multiclass max stacks lol
Alas, this prophecy is also cured for disappointment my friend.
For while the Barbarian is Intelligent, The Bard is Chaste, The Wizard is Mighty, and The Ranger is Excellent....the eldritch beings, these creatures greater than gods who control these champions of light...are plagued by conditions we cannot begin to comprehend.
We only hear brief snippets of it, but we dare not decipher their hidden meanings: Scheduling Conflicts, Sheets Being Lost, Virtual Tabletops Offline, and then this reoccurring plague of Real Life / Work keeps being mentioned.
Someone do this, because the world could really use some saving right about now.
Has 36 kids...
Because he feels an obligation to adopt all of the orphans the rest of the party creates with their violence.
#wholesomebard
This is way too sweet.
He can't let them out cause the party is on to him, they think it's BBEG, just BBGG.
I believe that is canon. He keeps them in an alternate pocket dimension that gets stored in the basement thanks to warlock and wizard. That way they can raid snacks without waking the whole house.
That hashtag has no videos this needs to be fixed someone fix this
THAT is a good idea.... I am actually playing a bard right now who adopted to kids in barovia... LOL
I once made a parody bard that was actually very faithful to his wife it was fun
he was a rich noble and kept adopting kids together with his changeling wife however people kept assuming he was a playboy because he had 50+ kids and every time he went around with a different looking girl
Thats amazing lmfao
A changeling wife is probably the best match for a horny bard
Absolutely brilliant
Thats why he only require one woman.....she could imitate anyone he fancy.
this is actually a brilliant build because two negatives make a positive. That bard is gonna be OP, the ultimate "crouching moron, hidden badass"
How does the math work here? Granted, I don't play bards usually (and I don't have one in my party so not even a lot of osmosis familiarity) but I don't get it.
@@silverwyhrecat5 it doesn't. That's the joke
@@laumotan8862 Oh, good. I thought I'd lost it there.
Yeah... buddy-boy wasn't so much _dropped_ on his head, as much as it was an overhand throw.
So... Caboose from Red VS Blue?
Bard: "Give people what they want"
Me: "Do dragons count as people?"
Bard: "Wait, what?"
Everyone: "Payback!"
I say dragons do count as people since my bard's mom is one...
depends are the dragons either silver or gold because if they are then they can turn human/humanoid so yes and no
@@drecknathmagladery9118 are there tree dragons?
@@joshuaholland5279 Are you talking about ones that live their whole lives in trees? Then no, simply because the dragons grow so large, but some do live in forested areas and swamplands. There are also smaller dragon-like creatures, one is called a Pseudodragon that could live whole lives in trees. Drakes and Wyverns can live in forests their whole lives as well. Or how about a Plant Creature, shaped like a dragon?
That being said, you want a tree dragon? You can have a tree dragon in your game. Draw up the rules or use a dragon template, such as for a Green Dragon, and say they only grow 15-20 feet large, unless you have massive trees that can hold the weight.
@@RoseKindred well I was thinking of trying to 3D print a ent dragon miniature and I wanted to know if anyone had done the idea I’m making an army of tree creatures
True story, for a campain I played a bard, then for the next campain, I played his son. Considering how things were with my bard, when I played his son, each time we got to a new city, the DM told me to roll a d20, which was the number of sibilings he had in that city...
Damn how did the bard avoid paying child support?
@@fighterx9840 I think thé fact he has a d20 children in every single major city pretty much sums up how he avoided it XD
@@xegin1572 😂😂😂
And I though 5 dragons having thousands of children was scary.
Yes this is a part of my campaign as a dm.
Damn a nat 20 would be hilarious
Bard Skills aside, I’m surprised Ranger hasn’t gotten the gist yet. Was he really that hopeful? I helped my brother build his first DND character for a one shot I ran, and he kept pace with a Barbarian’s DPS, doing about 40 damage a round. They need more love.
Ranger is honestly my favourite class
@@kuroyuki6254 i'm with you in that
@@kuroyuki6254 I was surprised, as it was my first time seeing the 5e Ranger class too. I’m actually playing the Ranger in a different system as well. By my character and my brother have stupid high Attack Rolls. He never missed an arrow
I know right? I played a ranger in the previous campaign I was a part of, and everyone had really good builds and I was easily doing the most damage out of everyone. The campaign was cancelled due to circumstances when we were level 13 but as a dwarven ranger I was easily doing more damage than anyone else.
Ranger's have been getting some love for some time now, specially in Tasha's.
Monk's on the other hand.........
I thought the twist in the end would be that they are all adopted and he's the best and nicest person in all the realms. He is sick of a horrible, dibilitating genetic disease, but he tries his best.
If only.
Instead he is the sick, horrible and debilitating disease upon society xd
2:50 silly bard. The joke was that he had 36 kids because he was running an ORPHANAGE, taking care of kids who lost their parents in vicious monster attacks. And the reason he went on this adventure was to earn money for the ophanage, find the cause of these vicious monster attacks and maybe stop them so more children don't end up without parents....like him when he was their age. Music was the only thing that reminded him of his parents, who taught him to play the lyre in the first place, the only thing that brought him joy in life, and he had to rely on it to earn money while growing up on the streets, barely scraping by til his next meal. It's why his stats are low. It's why he is so weak, skinny, clumsy, unintelligent etc. Which is why he wanted to give others a better life
but after the player had enough of your constant ranting and incessant nagging, he finally gave in and turned you into the very thing you were afraid of becoming
One of the other members of the party was going to be a rouge who lost his parents at a young age and turned to stealing to survive. But one day, he tried to pickpocket the bard. The bard caught him, but instead of trying to punish him, he took him in and treated him like a son, giving him the love his parents never got to give him. He was moved by this gesture and stopped stealing, instead using his abilities to preform with the bard, doing tricks of sleight of hand to amazing crowds as the bard played accompanying music. Moved by what happened to him, he was ready to travel out with the bard on his noble quest.
But now that the bard mouthed off, the rouge is just someone who helps the bard kidnap children, still bitter about never knowing his parents.
Can I play this character?
@@ShinxyMuro Nothing is stopping you.
Hew the fek did you give a box to those words?
@@SebastiansSebastian-fc4pj what?
I believe, the "bard is just a rogue who is into music" style is underestimated. The smuggler bard who is always in some trouble is one of the best characters I have ever played. On the other hand, I'm not sure if it is funny to watch.
I gave my bard the criminal background and it was the best descision I've ever made. I asked my DM if he could do a crime before joining the party (getting out of town would be his reason for adventuring), DM asked if I would mind if it was a plot important item, I agreed and next thing you know my boy is on the run from a crime syndicate for stealing a dragon egg from them.
I have a bard like that, a yuan-ti assassin bard using the criminal background. He is now on the run for treason since he couldn't bring himself to kill a child. and is somehow one of the more moral and sane members of the party...
@@whisperinwind87 odd how that works
@@whisperinwind87 cheers to our bard boys with sketchy pasts taking the high road!
@Jaskier
Honestly, I’m surprised his strength wasn’t higher. How else does he keep those kids down there?
The kids have even lower strength. Have you ever tried to fight a two-year-old? They go down in like one hit.
@@jonathanblanton9446 Da'Heck? Have you ever fought one? They have those needle-tipped claws, projectile attacks from both ends, and can pick locks like a rogue.
@@jonathanblanton9446 plus in 6 seconds? With that con they could take you out in flash
@@RoseKindred And that's if they're not some demon thing from hell.
I'm not even kidding. Pathfinder: Wrath of the rightious. There's actually a kid like that.
Vicious mockery, of course...
Ah yes, the adventures of the great and legendary bard P'eni Se. Some say his skillful playing of his flute could tame even the fiercest dragons.
King; For the umpteenth time, I said SLAY the dragon, not LAY the dragon.
@@eleethtahgra7182 "Darling, the king is acting like he has a say in our relationship. Would you be so kind as to remove him, permanently?"
The type of flute he is skilled at playing isn't a musical instrument...
Saw a person who played a bard and in there backstory they had adopted an entire orphanage. They went with noble background and his call to adventure was to help make money with their performances and not only support them with their family’s wealth.
& then the DM
threatened the orphanage right?
or did the other PCs do something
chaotic to burn the buliding down?
I'm just expecting the
worst yet hoping for the best result
Well THAT escalated quicker than the bard seducing a dragon.
WOW.
Reminds me of the bard who thought they were a paladin but all the miracles ended up being terrible party tricks. So he “renounced” the gods and went full evil, praying to the one god who listened to him-Cthulhu. Eventually multiiclassed into goo warlock. A lot of orphans got murdered in temples
Well that escalated quickly
Well now the amount of kids makes sense... he was imprisoned, by a town of amazonians XD so totally not a horny bard... but almost DEATH BY SNU SNU!
That explains why his STR, DEX and CON are so low; his bones and muscles got crushed.
🤣😂🤣
"I never thought I would die like this... but I always hoped."
Nah, he is the Psycho bard and... he is most definitely so evil that nobody wants to Deal with him... Nah, that's to dark, even for me.
@@arcanejack And obviously, constant Snu Snu makes it hard to think or be charming.
I honestly thought we were gonna get a wholesome ending with the 36 kids. Something like, "36 Kids ...that you adopted from an orphanage."
Me looking at my 5 bards that are all unique in their own special ways:
Boy it feels nice to be creative!
(I have a bard who has to use deception instead of performance sometimes because she can’t sing. Melody, you’re doing great sweetie!)
Naming that bard Melody is genius🤣
"I could sneeze, and blow out my back then die!"
Could be worst. You could have wizard's constitution.
the worst part is that i purposely made my bard on being more of a con man thief who only seduces people to strait up rob them....recently we as players found out that he may have single handedly brought his species back from being endangered (in this world his sub-species of elf were almost wiped out due to a disaster a hundred years or so ago)
Nah that's a great take on horny bard...as it's the proper horny bard...smooth talker that gets what he wants.
So it was YOUR CHARACTER that brought back the knife-ears? Get 'em Dwarves!
@@SuperGamefreak18 it's even funnier with the context that he's an eloquence bard and due to story/setting reasons (every PC in this campaign is a demigod and his domain is trickery) he can't fail a deception roll
@@crystaltriforce64 oh priceless
@@crystaltriforce64 your bard is the spiritual heir of Diego the tortoise, who single handedly increased his own species population from 15 to 2000
I really thought the punchline was going to be goat kids. Did not see that one coming. He must be a beginner-area villain npc, and that's why his stats are so low.
I have an idea for a bard who's actually super wholesome. He's really introverted, and hates being the center of attention, but he loves writing and playing music and he's really good at it, so he just gets in the zone and starts playing and forgets people are around. Of course, then he finishes playing and he's super uncomfortable with all the applause and he basically just hides from the crowd. Also, every single time he finishes writing a piece, he sends it over to his sister who training to be a wizard at a wizard academy, because she's the one who taught him to play his first instrument and he misses her.
I have to point out the elephant in the room...
Is the ranger one of the 36 kids in the bard's basement?
Whooh! Heck Yes Warlock Next Pls Muin Friend Sehr gut thou
Er, I think that was the Ranger?
@@Jai137 YOU UNDERSTOOD THAT?!?
Everyone: Stop stereotyping the bards!
My friends in D&D sessions: _No._
My favorite bard is a warforged who has a magnetic pink mustache as his disguise, wraps himself up in Christmas lights that my DM lets me use as a makeshift whip to do cool stunts with, has a small hoard of cats, and just wants to open a cafe to house all the cats he's picking up. No one knows how the Christmas lights are on. We just went with magically enchanted. Oh, and apparently he smells like cinnamon according to my DM. I love him so much.
That is so cute I love that!
Most fun with ranger, make them a lizardfolk, preferred enemy humans and elves, close quarters only. Give them the urchin background.
*Slaps cellar door "This bad boy can hold so much meat."
Become a horror movie monster.
bard: I will sneeze, blow out my back, and die!!
wizard: First time?
I laughed until my eyes teared up. For me, that's very rare.
Well done.
Is it very rare or is it well done?
Ran a Bard with a background that in a previous adventure he did seduce the Big Bad and now in the current campaign he has to be an adventurer to pay child support.
Shit was bleak.
I was looking at some of the skills of a Ranger the other day, and they do have some nice skills I wouldn't mind trying.....if only I can find someone to try with.
Rangers also have really good spells like Goodberry, Conjure Animals, and Pass Without Trace.
This is a really sad stereotype for bards. I love bards, easily my favorite class to play. But people can be really annoying with the whole seduction thing (even if bards are particularly good at that). I've seen plenty of warlocks played that way, paladins too. It's just annoying when some of us want to be a fun support character. Wonderful video!
They are a great class to play (level 5 and onwards), and even before then are just good support
Yep. Just got myself out of what was quickly becoming one of those DnD horror stories because our horny bard had the subtlety of a brick. His entire personality was "I'm charasmstically smiling" and "I have a boner." That's not me summarizing, those are the actual words he used.
Due to story reasons my level 3 wizard got access to the Black Tentacles spell. Of course all the horny bard heard was "tentacles" so he pestered me over and over again to cast it on him.
It only got worse when his friend joined. He was playing a Source (it was a Witcher game) and his magical trigger? Sex. Of course.
I just wanted to go on an adventure, not have to sit there and listen to two dudes erotically role-play. I don't ever want to play a game with a bard in it again. All that anyone ever does is make a horny bard.
@@twohorsesinamancostume7606 My answer to that would be "asexual lore bard" as the starting premise to build off of.
@@sytritewarum5720 I'd eventually be willing to play with someone doing that, but It'll probably be awhile.
One of my favorite characters was a Bard who was a jester. Their spells were even themed as such - magic missile looked like little pies, etc. (older dnd edition)
For those who like the ranger, I salute your devotion to the single best exploration class in the game who is also pretty good in a fight. For those who need some convincing or want other options, check out the revised or spell-less ranger; both are pretty sweet (I personally REALLY like the spell-less ranger). Just double check with your DM to be sure if its ok
Ranger is that pile of character that i created and hope that one day i will be able to play each and every. One day.
The bard's reaction with the negative stats was amazing lmao
Give people what they want huh? Well give them a dragon banger.
A what? Well would you look at that, it's time for me to run.
In all seriousness, no.
Cant we get a Headbanger instead? i mean, he is a bard.
I've got a bard who really does not understand sex. In the most recent session someone thought they were flirting and told them that she wasn't interested and their response was, "what are you talking about? Is that a sex thing?"
Man, that was awesome. But now i need the cleric one, because my head hurts from laughing.
Ooohh that is actually a great idea. Unassuming but grim dark Bard, like the Pied Piper of Hamelin. Except Pied Piper got 130 kids while this novice only got 36.
People make fun of him, or cheat him, he smiles amiably and says they shouldn't have done that and leaves. Next day the offender's life becomes a living hell and no one could find hair nor hide of the bard ever again.
Good one
My Cleric that I've been working on has stats that are actually a little similar here. She's high in wisdom and charisma, but is exceedingly low in everything else. That plus the negative modifiers, I accidentally made an weak, air-headed idiot, who is so charismatic that no one cares.
After making each class, come back to the Ranger and make him with the highest rolls and a wicked background.
I recently created a Bard Character.
They are: A Chaotic Neutral Male Forest Gnome Outlander background Bard planning College of Lore. He isn't the complete stereotype. He is a "Momma's Boy" who was convinced by his Momma to explore the world beyond the Forest. But he has a 'weakness' for "Dommie Muscle Mommies".
I am so down for this to be a recurring series, with multiple videos for each class, exploring various jokes/tropes/ subversions.
Plus, there’s always subclasses to mix in…
I played a Bard. His was a wareforged named Box... well, the DM set him to be a prototype wareforged. Making him a foot tall and he only needed four hours of rest... but completely shut down, as in once I was out nothing about wake me up. He was played as a child type running around with the group and was used to help the party get away with stuff and get discounts "Pwease I would like to get a heawth potion to protect my fweinds". He was cute and I love him. My party even said if anything happened to Box they would kill everyone and destroy the universe. When one of his friends was sad about not getting a card collection he wanted Box sat and made him cards to make him happy. The guy thought he was going to get the Deck of Man Things but it was a trick so Box (not understanding what that was) made him cards that said stuff like "Box will get you the nicest rock around" or "Box will tell you one of his most popular stories".
This one was all over the place and I loved it! Just when I thought I knew where you were going you flipped it! Couldn't stop laughing! Great to see another addon to this series!
I think it would be funny to see the different ways all the classes interrogate a captured bandit. Those moments are always the funniest in my campaigns
Start off by cutting off a finger to show u mean business
If he doesn’t start talking he doesn’t know anything
Why he's got -2 on charisma-based skills if his charisma gives him -4 modifier?
Proficiency’s +2, 2-4 is -2
@@amazinggaming1014 I thought you should paint the circle if you gonna use your proficiency bonus in it
Okay, for some reason, seeing that "36 kids" made me think about a Bard that owns an orphanage and sings for all kids in there, so this is why he has 36 kids, because he acts like a father to all of them
The Bard runs an orphanage and his backstory is that a pied-piper like Rival trapped them all in a phantasmal state. They are currently being watched by clerics in the protected basement of the orphanage.
He’s on a quest to find his old foe and free them, bringing the children out of the basement and back into reality.
3:00 I honestly expected the punchline to be "As the owner of a orphanage"
I think I'll make a chaotic evil edgelord bard named "Mosh Pit". No charisma, just strength. We'll see how that plays out...
I love that! Let me know how it turns out! XD
@@hawklegs6940 My motivational Speech will just be "Bodies" by Drowning Pool or maybe "Down With The Sickness" by Disturbed.
Lol, I'm getting too excited about this to not do it...
@@seanticleer4915 Dooooo iiiiit!!!
I made my bard a gold dragonborn himbo whos to dumb and sweet to tell if anyone is hitting on him and doesn't actually intentionally hit on anyone. Also i made him a sailor
💜
For some reason my brain went much more wholesome than the ending. I saw 36 kids and immediately thought, okay they previously ran an orphanage; good starting point if one/some of the kid/kids were kidnapped or if the building was burned down from arson/dragon. Would also explain all the negative modifiers cause that shit will just eat your soul as time goes on.
Lol, I would have changed it to "has 36 kids - because he saved an orphanage in his youth".
As usual, you took every expectation I had and threw it straight out the window! "36 Kids. . . in his basement!" 🤐
As for the poor dear ranger. . . . SIR HOW DARE YOU!
You know..... just tossing this out there, there is a background option for "that" player
The Outlander background if I remember correctly has an ideal option that reads "I must produce offspring for my clan" (or something like that)
I apologize to all the dms out there that struggle with "those" types of players.
I gave my bard character a camel, elephant, donkey, longship, and pony. All in his backpack.
There’s a bard in my new campaign named Yohm’Ama, and it’s really difficult to have a serious scene when I have to say it so often
I'm confused. Wouldn't Jack of All Trades just makes those all -1? Like I'm not crazy right, it's only half proficiently rounded down right? So at most, at level 20 it's a +3 boost making all those ....a whooping +1.
Is there some exploit I don't know about?
I would like an answer here too. Is the effect permanent or does the effect stack or something each time you get the bonus?
You’re right, I don’t know what the hell is happening with those bonuses
Good to know I am not the only one confused...
I need help with this too, please. (beginner player)
My bard (first character) has 9 strength, 10 constitution, and 20 charisma. Her charisma is so high because she's very persuasive. My goal is to get to the BBEG fight and pull a fast one on my DM with the peasant cannon. Until then, she's just gonna do what she wants and get away with it by convincing people that she didn't do it. (She also multiclasses as a domain of trickery cleric)
Has 36 kids...12 foals, 27 calves, and numerous other baby animals at his petting zoo.
Ngl when that closed face smiley dice spins at the end… I didn’t just see a smiley face
0:14 I appreciate him putting on 2 different costumes just for 1 second of footage.
Bard: "Don't make me sexual".
Me: "REPLICANT!!!! Shapeshifter!!!! Polymorphic demon!!!! FIREBALL!!!!
My current bard is a medical doctor dressed like a gaslight era gentleman who uses a cane sword and Shakespearian insults for his VM. And I love him!
*My goblin bard wanting me to give him more supportive spells and more shinies*
This
Was
AMAZING
I laughed so loud the whole time 😂😂😂
This was fantastic.
ngl, this 100% how the SpiffingBrit will make his Bard, Perfectly balance with no exploit what so ever.
then proceed to become a god the moment Jack of All Trade got to lv 2. Then for good messure, randomly kidnap kids.
1:56 your charisma is -4, why is it now -2 ?
Not gonna lie they had us in the first half. Great ending !
I actually am working on a wholesome bard who plays lullabies and makes hot coco for people that are feeling down and who will be able to create a big marshmallow of a pillow XD
I made a bard once named Xander Doodle Dandy. His instrument of choice were the spoons and he was actually a hibachi chef.
Bard: Charms the dragon by seducing it.
Bard: Tells the Sorcerer/Wizard to offer to cast haste on the dragon to empower it, a gift so to say.
Sorcerer: Stops concentration on the dragon’s turn.
Rules as written, the dragon loses two turns.
With the inability to take actions until after it’s next turn, the party should be able to destroy it, right? If not bloody it?
Thinking I might make a bard that acts seductive but when you go to there room they make you close your eyes and then they slit your throat for the dark lord. There also part warlock probably should have mentioned that.
This is my bard: Benedick Cuminsnatch. He took a vow of celibacy and never breaks a vow.
Oh these skits are amazing!!! PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE do one for every class!!
I promise nothing
Played a Paladin for years, never seduced in my life. I was too busy controlling the party sense I was 'the mom' in the group.
Now Warlock, slightly the same, but I did terrify the shit out of some of the npcs when I played a Fiend Warlock.
Bards are still the top seducer. I had my bard in one session that I just played slept with two women... which found out they were doppelgangers and killed me in my sleep. Never seduce npcs who you found along the side of the road to go to baldur's gate.
You are awesome! I'm glad you continued this series.
Funny because our party's bard is a child, he's a ten year old Goblin
Noice
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I thought this died out this is still a thing
I just spent a couple of minutes thinking about the twist in the end, and I just realized that, since he's a bard, he is the Pied Piper who lead the children in the basement as a revenge to a town.
With those stats, I'm surprised he managed to wrangle even one kid into his basement. Unless they're goat kids or something.
I want to see more
If *Insert Class* saw you create their character sheet
My bard character I've been thinking of using has an interesting twist for things
I'm a DM, and the best NPC I've ever created/played as was a tiefling bard. The hook was that she was 50-ish, but because tieflings age slower than humans, she was basically an adolescent. She lived at home with her "super old" mom (72, but human, so actually old), volunteered at her local library, carried her lute everywhere, and was trying to impress some local human young adults because she wanted to join their band. She was bright pink with frizzy hair and talked like the perkiest 14 year old you've ever met.
Ok but I internally shiver every time the dm asks me for a strength check. It’s not even that bad, just +0.
I would have found it nice if it were 36 kids that he takes care of that all live in the same orphanage that he grew up in. That sounds like something a bard could do, I mean, charismatic elder brother figure for the win right?
i think the bards i've made are either turning them on it's head or a lil grimlin (I only have 2)
I have
-Tobias, a Bardblin. He just goes around playing music and trying to talk about goblin lore and such. He's very sweet, but also lowkey a gremlin. Hits you with a spell then hides or runs off.
-Maximillian, or Maxie for short. He seduces and pretends to have interest in others, only to punch and knock out the others in private, and steal their stuff. He's multiclassed into rogue
Just wanted to share this here :)
Be glad that Bard wasn’t my college of creation Bard that animated humanoid sized puppets of to fill the roles of his family/friends/love interest
"The last one wasn't received well..."
Hello, (St)Ranger.
Maybe the "Has 36 kids" could be that he helps an Orphanage with the money he makes off his adventures.
the best way to subvert expectations is to lean into them first
I've actually played a bard before. A NG tiefling bard name Leucis Gelmori to be exact. He may engage in light flirting, but won't go past that. There is already someone he loves dearly, but can't be together with because of past events that split up the guild that both of them were in. She is also the one that gave him the lute he carries with him. He just loves to see the smiles on people's faces as he plays. Of all of the characters I had played before, he was the one I had the most fun playing. Unfortunately the group I played him in was only able to meet once. I hope to play him again sometime.
36 kids.... no wonder he has to adventure... to pay all that child support
What if it's a bard who runs an orphanage who got locked in the basement as a prank by his kids?
Thought that kids thing was gonna turn out he was a patron of an orphanage.. but basement is a option too apparently