CARTMAN BUYS A THEMEPARK - MASTERMIND

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  • @Viper631
    @Viper631 Год назад +6539

    The fact he paid for an advertisement with extra money just for the sole purpose of telling everyone they can't come (especially Stan and Kyle) is such a Cartman move.

    • @samrobacker346
      @samrobacker346 Год назад +77

      Which is why he ends up homeless

    • @Mackcloudproductions
      @Mackcloudproductions Год назад +14

      The sheer shade he has

    • @CFRF13
      @CFRF13 Год назад +47

      It unintentionally was a great marketing move as it made lots of people want to attend.

    • @CarbonGod666
      @CarbonGod666 Год назад +2

      Viper631 L

    • @TheHumphrey367
      @TheHumphrey367 Год назад +17

      Which was a beautiful unintentional marketing move. People seem to always want what they cant have.

  • @DrakeDracoDragon89
    @DrakeDracoDragon89 Год назад +5636

    As the owner he could of had a premium fastpass where he could cut the lines and be on the ride by himself

    • @MarcusSLazarus
      @MarcusSLazarus Год назад +804

      Cartman’s problem in a nutshell; he’s very impulsive and can’t think beyond his immediate self-satisfaction, so he prioritises fixing his immediate problem rather than more long-term thinking

    • @Rainer_ow
      @Rainer_ow Год назад +230

      @@MarcusSLazarus uh yeah but he’s also 9

    • @MarcusSLazarus
      @MarcusSLazarus Год назад +223

      @@Rainer_ow My point in a nutshell; he's smart for a 9-year-old, which allows him to come up with some of his more elaborate plans, but he's still too young to think things through properly

    • @mcredmond_0262
      @mcredmond_0262 Год назад +18

      Premium fast passes aren’t even worth it because if a lot of people buy a fast pass then you’re not going to get to a ride that much quicker. That happened in Disneyland where we bought some fast pass tickets and we weren’t that much faster compared to people who didn’t because the people from the regular line still have to get on along with the fast pass people.

    • @mcredmond_0262
      @mcredmond_0262 Год назад +9

      @@MarcusSLazarus wtf do you expect? It’s Cartman. Of course he’s going to want to buy an amusement park entirely for himself. No one would want to watch an episode of Cartman being a buying a park just to run it as a legitimate business. He just wanted it for the rides and to not be waiting in lines. He never wanted money from it because he didn’t hesitate spending all of his money on the amusement park.

  • @frogglen6350
    @frogglen6350 Год назад +2450

    This episode was lowkey educational on how to run a business and manage money and the importance of customers

    • @herrabanani
      @herrabanani  Год назад +260

      it's also pretty realistic about the fact that if someone suddenly gets a big lump sum of money and they choose to immidietely buy something big with it, chances are they're gonna lose it all real fast

    • @wildste
      @wildste Год назад

      @@herrabanani Yup, the amount of people who win a couple of million on the lottery and quit their job only to have spent it all in a few years is more than you think

    • @RJWaynerium
      @RJWaynerium Год назад +37

      @@herrabanani especially to the IRS

    • @diamondynamite
      @diamondynamite Год назад +2

      @@herrabanani even like a house and car?

    • @stevveLP
      @stevveLP Год назад +15

      @@diamondynamite a house and a car still have costs you have to cover even after you bough it. Especially a car has very high monthly expenses.
      Someone who buys a super car with his sudden riches will often have to sell it after less than 5 years, since he pays thousands of it per month in gas, insurance and taxes.

  • @druginducedfeverdream1613
    @druginducedfeverdream1613 Год назад +3163

    Anyone ever notice that Eric is lowkey genius turning a theme park around by accident while teaching himself expenses, income, salary, etc, literally how to run a business. This is where it all began with this episode.

    • @herrabanani
      @herrabanani  Год назад +187

      good point. cartman is shown to be running businesses a lot of times later on.

    • @TonyRaccaroniLIVE
      @TonyRaccaroniLIVE Год назад +39

      I never thought about that that's actually pretty genius

    • @RizZaTV
      @RizZaTV Год назад +13

      @@TonyRaccaroniLIVE yes thats why's written in the script

    • @necro2370
      @necro2370 Год назад +33

      Yet he forgets to learn about taxes 😂

    • @raydgreenwald7788
      @raydgreenwald7788 Год назад +32

      @@nmr7203 it kind of is. Cartman can run a business, but his arrogance and short-sidedness always ruins it. He was able to turn around a theme park, but sold it and ended up in debt because he couldn’t have the park to himself anymore.

  • @parkerteo8708
    @parkerteo8708 Год назад +270

    I love how Cartman gets a million dollars and the rest of the family gets to split 14 dollars 😂😂😂

    • @tomedy_official
      @tomedy_official Месяц назад +2

      And one maker gets stuck with an old house not worth anything

  • @nappyk96
    @nappyk96 Год назад +683

    The fact that Cartman's life needed to be shit for everyone else's to be good even back then kinda makes the end of the three part special they came out with recently hit even harder.

    • @NO-1-U-NO
      @NO-1-U-NO Год назад +4

      What three part special?

    • @nappyk96
      @nappyk96 Год назад +38

      @@NO-1-U-NO the special where there all adults and they travel back in time to try and change something because all of there life's suck except for Cartman's.

    • @jmjrulz9482
      @jmjrulz9482 Год назад +8

      Wasn't that a two part special?

    • @nappyk96
      @nappyk96 Год назад +4

      @@jmjrulz9482 I don't know I didn't watch it I just saw the advertisements for it and a few short clips which gave me the basic gist of the story more or less.

    • @mangosteak
      @mangosteak Год назад +14

      HE forgot about taxes.
      Not anybody else.
      He was responsible for his finances.
      He wasted 1 million dollars.
      This is nothing like the end of the covid special.
      It was all him

  • @davidtawse6765
    @davidtawse6765 Год назад +1471

    If he was a little bit more rational and intelligent he could have used the profit he made from Cartmanland and bought himself another park for purely for himself.

    • @gratedradish6699
      @gratedradish6699 Год назад +120

      or just kept it private on fridays or something lol

    • @Lymbe06
      @Lymbe06 Год назад +75

      And then the rides start breaking down again, and he needs money for maintenance, and security blah blah blah

    • @davidtawse6765
      @davidtawse6765 Год назад +69

      @@Lymbe06 I revert you back to my original comment... If the rides break down in his new park he can hire staff with the money he makes from Cartmanland.

    • @RizZaTV
      @RizZaTV Год назад +12

      It's so funny when people discuss something that's not real 😂 he did that because the writers wanted too, if the writers wanted him to be smart they would write it so

    • @Geno2733
      @Geno2733 Год назад +4

      The IRS got his ass in the end though

  • @YamiKisara
    @YamiKisara Год назад +887

    He should've just let people in during opening hours and then enjoy it for himself once they've left, c'mon

    • @macrons593
      @macrons593 Год назад +145

      You do not understand how the Cartman works.

    • @aznbigboyjo3
      @aznbigboyjo3 Год назад +71

      That wasnt the point he wanted it all for himself and make people envy him especially Stan and Kyle

    • @idgfay3265
      @idgfay3265 Год назад +2

      You know its a tv show..
      Right?

    • @codebro9728
      @codebro9728 Год назад +18

      Or just have a pass only for himself that lets him cut all the lines. I think he also just hates to see other ppl having fun😂

    • @idgfay3265
      @idgfay3265 Год назад

      @@Aego384 (facepalm)

  • @pbdye1607
    @pbdye1607 Год назад +119

    I never understood why Cartman just didn't institute a "I own this place, I can cut all lines" policy.

    • @balticpagan1495
      @balticpagan1495 14 дней назад +1

      cause he just hates sharing in general, it isnt fun for him if other people have fun

  • @professordogwood8985
    @professordogwood8985 Год назад +595

    Cartman could have closed the park one day a week and had the rides to himself.

    • @talradlandheart6075
      @talradlandheart6075 Год назад +73

      That's true, but then again this IS Eric Cartman we are talking about.

    • @np-bl7qc
      @np-bl7qc Год назад +48

      Could have just made a rule that he doesn't have to wait in lines lmao

    • @alexandreathena4829
      @alexandreathena4829 Год назад +10

      It wouldn't have been enough for him to just enjoy it one day per week

    • @tomedy_official
      @tomedy_official Год назад +1

      Some people have the desire to keep going thinking it will last forever

    • @hell5309
      @hell5309 Год назад +1

      Unfortunately for him, thinking ahead isn't his strong suit.

  • @natecw4164
    @natecw4164 Год назад +71

    Cartman screaming after getting the cash is still one of my favorite sounds in the shows history. It's funny as hell to picture Trey yelling like that in the studio.

    • @coolman845
      @coolman845 Год назад +2

      Cracked me up I thought was Eric happy or angry about the money she left him 🤣🤣🤣

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад

      Lies again? Tristar Pictures

  • @Kaboomboo
    @Kaboomboo Год назад +463

    He couldn't just muscled his way to the front. He is the owner after all.

    • @AquiVieneGioGio
      @AquiVieneGioGio Год назад +23

      Yeah but at the same time, Cartman isn't the brightest one so he probably he didn't think of it.

    • @job489
      @job489 Год назад +27

      He was more upset when tons of people were at the park. Cartman really likes or wants stuff that no one else has to taunt other people. He wanted a robot dog for Christmas but didn't want it anymore when Kyle and Stan also had it. He got a Dawson's Creek trapper keeper ultra keeper futura s 2000 just to make fun of Kyle for having something better than his.

    • @DMalek
      @DMalek Год назад +4

      @@job489 not always though, remember what he went through in the iPad episode😅

    • @job489
      @job489 Год назад +4

      @@DMalek I will never forget that one. He still made fun of others who didn't have an iPad (Even though he was faking it) and wanted the 64 GB one just because it had more memory than Kyle's iPad.

  • @mikeuuuuuuu
    @mikeuuuuuuu Год назад +115

    i love how the gracys owner the investment broker and the lawyer who signs off on the park are all the same character

    • @mirinah4719
      @mirinah4719 Год назад

      He's probably Jewish need to get all that money

    • @ivorypartnaite8619
      @ivorypartnaite8619 Год назад +5

      I had to scroll down a bit to see this comment.

  • @anb740
    @anb740 Год назад +117

    Meanwhile, poor Kyle is in the hospital with a hemorrhoid.
    “I have a hemorrhoid, and Cartman……has a theme park. There is no GOD!”

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +5

      get out nobody's allowed in Gracy's again🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @coolershead7094
    @coolershead7094 Год назад +66

    3:22 Cartmanland Expenses
    11 happy clowns- $4000
    1 sad clown- $60000

    • @edgyelectrokinetic6761
      @edgyelectrokinetic6761 Год назад

      And the fact that the sad clown is the literal most expensive thing on the list

  • @rftulie
    @rftulie Год назад +121

    Cartman the misanthrope. It's not just that he wants to rub Kyle and Stan's face in it; he genuinely has more fun by himself. Even in bumper cars, where the whole point is to run into other drivers, he has more fun when there's nobody in any of the other cars. His greatest joy is to go through all of the rides all alone.

    • @Siyko
      @Siyko Год назад +3

      Sad. His social part of the brain gives him nothing but misery. He never knows love

    • @AveCruxSpesUnica
      @AveCruxSpesUnica Год назад +2

      But he cries on the water slide

    • @DrJones20
      @DrJones20 Год назад +13

      @@AveCruxSpesUnica He cries out of happiness

    • @davejohn3600
      @davejohn3600 Год назад +1

      I was going to comment on the same thing. Even the kids from school that you think he'd have fun with he's simply annoyed by them being there.

    • @worsethanhitlerpt.2539
      @worsethanhitlerpt.2539 Год назад +1

      I was at 6 Flags once when NOBODY else was there and I went on the Log Jam like 7 times alone and believe me it is magic

  • @Drixenol86
    @Drixenol86 Год назад +810

    Cartman’s reason for buying the amusement park is justified. How many people had to wait in a long line to a ride?

    • @MrLince-hr4of
      @MrLince-hr4of Год назад +6

      300

    • @matthewpolsgrove8267
      @matthewpolsgrove8267 Год назад +11

      Except if I had a private amusement park I wouldn't want to go alone, I'd want to bring my friends.

    • @MrLince-hr4of
      @MrLince-hr4of Год назад +4

      if i had friends i only need have a private amusemen park🤣

    • @martonignatisak5765
      @martonignatisak5765 Год назад +6

      @@matthewpolsgrove8267 yes, but cartman is different. you see him crying of happiness in the ride alone.

    • @pavarottiaardvark3431
      @pavarottiaardvark3431 Год назад

      Research suggests that a *short* wait actually increases enjoyment of a ride, because it builds anticipation, and gives people a breather from rushing from attraction to attraction.

  • @OFFTHEDOMEApparel
    @OFFTHEDOMEApparel Год назад +115

    Carman is the ultimate troll 🤣🤣🤣

  • @matthewcrome5835
    @matthewcrome5835 Год назад +21

    "If there's one thing I hate, all the lines, lines, lines, lines..." best reference ever

  • @AnakinSkywalker_1858
    @AnakinSkywalker_1858 Год назад +3

    That’s the whole thing with the IRS BEING CROOKS!!!!

  • @christianfaux736
    @christianfaux736 Год назад +345

    God, somehow I hate the IRS more than I hate Cartman....

    • @rsync9490
      @rsync9490 Год назад

      You should, they are demons, and the fed just prints the money anyway.

    • @jwluvsu
      @jwluvsu Год назад +15

      how does one hate cartman

    • @Laserbeak316
      @Laserbeak316 Год назад +37

      @@jwluvsu you want a list?

    • @jwluvsu
      @jwluvsu Год назад +5

      @@Laserbeak316 yes, i would like one.

    • @oyasumifujiwara3314
      @oyasumifujiwara3314 Год назад +11

      @@jwluvsu it seems the list was so long it's taken 8 consecutive days and counting to write out.

  • @madrox8
    @madrox8 Год назад +64

    i swear, trey and matt must of been bindge playing roller coaster tycoon to come up with the story of this episode

    • @justyumi4410
      @justyumi4410 Год назад

      They really went off the rails with this episode *insert 4 rollercoasters crashing* from Rebeltaxi's Scoob video*

    • @LeopoldLitchenstein
      @LeopoldLitchenstein Год назад +3

      This episode and the one where Cartman hid Butters to go to Kyle's birthday party are what made them buy out Casa Bonita

  • @Moardieb
    @Moardieb Год назад +74

    To be fair, he wasn't turning a profit on the park, he did keep records of that fact as he only let in enough people to barely cover his expenses, so with no profit he shouldn't be owing the IRS shit.

    • @pepperonipizza8200
      @pepperonipizza8200 Год назад +24

      You think the IRS cares?

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 Год назад +27

      It’s the IRS. They look for excuses for people to give them money

    • @Rockhound6165
      @Rockhound6165 Год назад +11

      He had a full park every day so he was turning a profit. That being said, once he sold the park, unless Cartman paid himself a salary the taxes owed from the park are assumed by the new owner.

    • @thebiggrouch
      @thebiggrouch Год назад

      The IRS sucks

    • @memesthatmakeyouwannadie3133
      @memesthatmakeyouwannadie3133 Год назад

      @@ninjafrog6966 If he has solid receipts, they’ll let that go. Plenty of people deduct business expenses. Colorado would be more interested in property and sales taxes though. No deducting those away.

  • @scanimal
    @scanimal Год назад +21

    Elon buying twitter

    • @thatoneanimefan477
      @thatoneanimefan477 5 месяцев назад

      Ye

    • @_Stormfather
      @_Stormfather 4 месяца назад

      Except Twitter was full of unnecessary people that had to get removed. Cartman had the opposite problem: not enough necessary people to keep things running

  • @johnnyreb5345
    @johnnyreb5345 Год назад +17

    The way cartmans mom is like "are you sure this is what you want sweetie?"
    Is so damn funny imo, like it's a normal thing for a kid to buy an amusement park

  • @cwcpants140
    @cwcpants140 Год назад +20

    Cartman is the definition of a sociopath 😂

  • @skimdockdiamdock6123
    @skimdockdiamdock6123 Год назад +27

    cartman getting a taste of his own medicine....

  • @jonathanwilkinson4299
    @jonathanwilkinson4299 Год назад +391

    One thing that always bothered me about this episode is why didn't Cartman just give himself a fast pass? And not let anyone else get one. That way he wouldn't have to deal with lines. unless he just didn't want to deal with people. But in that case, he could always close the park down for one day out of the week, right?

    • @MysteriousStrangerVA
      @MysteriousStrangerVA Год назад +70

      He simply didn't want to deal with people. He wanted it ALL for himself, and himself only.
      And he isn't exactly smart, either. Cunning, maybe, but not smart.

    • @licklack6763
      @licklack6763 Год назад

      He's a selfish spoiled greedy kid. Not much else to understand

    • @vsgfilmgroup
      @vsgfilmgroup Год назад +22

      @@MysteriousStrangerVA The fast pass plan probably would have worked better, though. He could have gone ahead of everybody forever. But he still would have had a functioning amusement part. But like you said, Cartman is not the brightest knife in the shed.

    • @bjblitz2701
      @bjblitz2701 Год назад +3

      Shut up, it's South Park

    • @adamt2564
      @adamt2564 Год назад +1

      @@vsgfilmgroup The problem with that strategy is that people would get pissed off at cartman for doing that and would just not bother coming to the park thus causing cartman to lose any income and profit he would have made otherwise.

  • @mauriceking2416
    @mauriceking2416 Год назад +94

    Cart man is one of my favorite characters of all time

  • @2taggs2
    @2taggs2 Год назад +189

    This is such a metaphor for life: Owing and living every day in an amusement park sounds amazing, but not only does that become boring after a while - the responsibilities of actually owning an amusement park, isn't very amusing. I appreciate this scene in so many ways... Life sucks no matter what.

    • @professionalhater3929
      @professionalhater3929 Год назад

      1st off only bitches think life sucks and 2nd the metaphor of the episode is that the IRS fucking sucks

    • @hyde5213
      @hyde5213 Год назад +6

      He wasn't bored, though. He was always so happy.

    • @ShreddedGenius
      @ShreddedGenius Год назад

      What a retarded message life doesn’t suck no matter what

    • @2taggs2
      @2taggs2 Год назад +5

      @@ShreddedGenius In the end, there's always a catch or a problem... no matter what. Is life great at times? Yes! But overall, life is a challenge.

    • @CarbonGod666
      @CarbonGod666 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@2taggs2no

  • @Neonman69420
    @Neonman69420 Год назад +83

    If I was Cartman the only bad thing for me would be the lines. I would still have fun at the thriving park

    • @Azikiel2602
      @Azikiel2602 Год назад +10

      I mean, he is the owner. He could just skip past the line

    • @SuperChuckRaney
      @SuperChuckRaney Год назад +2

      At 6 Flags in Irving Texas, back in the day, we'd move the hand UP.
      You know the one that says "YOU MUST BE THIS TALL TO RIDE THIS RIDE"
      Dang thing would be at 5'8", and we'd start showing it to people in line. They'd leave.

    • @distrologic2925
      @distrologic2925 Год назад

      He doesn't hate the lines he hates the people

    • @Neonman69420
      @Neonman69420 Год назад

      Yeah! He could skip past the line but he hates the people

    • @user-vm4nd3ld5h
      @user-vm4nd3ld5h Год назад

      @@SuperChuckRaney We found satan

  • @KDC93
    @KDC93 Год назад +62

    That park must have had numerous safety violations for the owner to sell it for just a million. The water bill alone is probably like $600K.

  • @cptgibbs4256
    @cptgibbs4256 Год назад +18

    I'm starting to think covid was an imitation of Cartmans strategy

  • @wowclassicdarindz
    @wowclassicdarindz Год назад +11

    I have to say, watching Cartman pay extra money for an ad just to tell everyone they're not invited to his party (especially Stan and Kyle) is classic Cartman.

    • @aliq45
      @aliq45 9 месяцев назад +1

      i like how you took one of the top comments and literally copied it with a different wording! you even did the same brackets

  • @christiandenault7606
    @christiandenault7606 Год назад +8

    Cartman's Grinch impression at 0:58 😂

  • @jordans9303
    @jordans9303 Год назад +5

    I love how the security guy was advising him the whole time

  • @SE45CX
    @SE45CX Год назад +5

    And then his sadistic ad campaign proves to be an effective marketing approach.

  • @MightyElemental
    @MightyElemental Год назад +35

    Loved this episode. Not only was it perfectly suited for Cartman, it taught about basic economics and government meddling xd

  • @SlyCooper1920
    @SlyCooper1920 Год назад +23

    Eric's letting all that cash go to his head isn't he?

  • @callum110597
    @callum110597 Год назад +7

    LOL, typical Eric, buying the theme park just for himself.

  • @Ardeact
    @Ardeact Год назад +8

    Stan and Kyle on his deathbed watching Cartman lose everything is what I needed

  • @DD2225
    @DD2225 Год назад +6

    Wish the episode ended with Kyle saying "You do exist!"

  • @itsthatkidagain7050
    @itsthatkidagain7050 Год назад +2

    0:23 I love his Victorious-Shocked cry

  • @SkeleTre
    @SkeleTre Год назад +6

    2:43 Is my favorite Butters quote of all time...
    "We're waiting in line for the, uh,
    spook house"

  • @themaninthechair4338
    @themaninthechair4338 Год назад +13

    Surely if you own a park, and pay everyone their salary, you could just have a badge that said 'Park owner' which allowed you to skip lines

  • @abigbutterstick1780
    @abigbutterstick1780 Год назад +4

    I'm glad the investment banker was also the owners attorney and the Gracys owner

  • @Smart_idiott
    @Smart_idiott 10 месяцев назад +2

    cartman's reaction to when he received the money was sooo funny!!! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Zombieyapps
    @Zombieyapps Год назад +27

    Cartman is spoiled!

  • @rphb5870
    @rphb5870 Год назад +5

    Cartman is such a brilliant business man. The only thing that don't make sense is that he sold the park.
    He should have kept it open 6 days a week. Holding monday closed for himself.

  • @spencershaw4419
    @spencershaw4419 Год назад +9

    It’s basically like playing Roller Coaster Tycoon. Good times

  • @henryuta
    @henryuta Год назад +5

    OMG Elon and Twitter ahaha

  • @iamhida493
    @iamhida493 4 месяца назад +1

    “I’m buying the park to keep people out” so Cartman 😂

  • @alfredroman5801
    @alfredroman5801 Год назад +3

    This is my favorite episode. A very underrated Cartman failed plan that doesn’t get much attention.

    • @marcbasil
      @marcbasil 11 месяцев назад +1

      ummm….what’re you talking about…? Is this sarcasm/irony..? This is literally one of the most watched/talked about/iconic episodes/storylines in the show’s history. Again, what in gods name are you even talking about 🤨🤦🏻🤣 LMAO

  • @danpatrickth2759
    @danpatrickth2759 Год назад +7

    I think people should learn from Cartman how to have fun by themselves.

  • @animealumni2601
    @animealumni2601 Год назад +3

    My favorite part is everyone is in shock, except the one uncle who's staring daggers at Cartman

  • @anorourke8682
    @anorourke8682 Год назад +10

    Captain Obvious, but I love how you’d think being alone in an amusement park would help you realize the importance of people and friends to an experience. But Cartman is genuinely happy because he’s that selfish.

  • @positivevoltage9366
    @positivevoltage9366 Год назад +3

    Love that Grinch Stole Christmas reference 1:02

  • @BrodieOop2014AUTTP
    @BrodieOop2014AUTTP 5 месяцев назад +1

    “ITS NOT FAIR ITS NOT FAIR I WANNA DI-“. -Eric Thodeore Cartman

  • @tonybalsamo8673
    @tonybalsamo8673 Год назад +1

    Showed this clip to my High school Marketing education class as one of our lessons on owning and operating a business

  • @Kasanova80085
    @Kasanova80085 Год назад +3

    Cartman learned more about running a business from the security guard then he ever would from the school system

  • @KingAdrock420
    @KingAdrock420 Год назад +7

    It was always super annoying to me how it never occurred to Cartman that he could just cut to the front of any line since he literally owns the place.

    • @nvgboiyes6386
      @nvgboiyes6386 7 месяцев назад

      Well at least he has the courtesy and integrity to wait in line.

  • @itamar3369
    @itamar3369 16 дней назад

    I love that Mr. Garrison is smiling when Eric walks out with his money. It looks like he's happy for him, it's really cute.

  • @margarethmichelina5146
    @margarethmichelina5146 Год назад +2

    I like how the security guard lowkey teach him how to manage the park correctly by inviting a lot of people

  • @vcothur7
    @vcothur7 Год назад +5

    Did South Park predict Elon Musk's acquisition of Twitter?!

  • @TheAllSeeingEye2468
    @TheAllSeeingEye2468 Год назад +8

    Eric was always gonna be homeless

  • @drunkbikewrenchen6400
    @drunkbikewrenchen6400 6 месяцев назад +1

    Steve Rubell did the same thing at Studio 54, many people want what others can’t have simply because others can’t have it, no other reason.

  • @stormgirl09
    @stormgirl09 9 месяцев назад +1

    I was waiting in line for a rollercoaster last weekend and was thinking of this episode especially the "lines lines lines lines!" part!🤣 funny how it just popped up in my suggestions today!

  • @thejacktator133
    @thejacktator133 Год назад +15

    Cartman learns about capitalism

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 Год назад +4

      Cartman also learn about theft, I mean taxation

    • @tt-ln4mc
      @tt-ln4mc Год назад

      he also learns about how the government steals from hardworking businesses

    • @wilcee238
      @wilcee238 Год назад

      @Nathaniel Garza Why pay taxes? Do we really need firefighters?

    • @nathanielgarza9198
      @nathanielgarza9198 Год назад

      @@wilcee238 do you also need to pay half a million dollars a year to a politicians salary all of which are probably a lot richer to you
      You also don’t get a choice. I mean I could l live with no firefighters if it meant I have more money but if I don’t pay taxes I’m arrested

    • @thejacktator133
      @thejacktator133 Год назад

      @@wilcee238 If your house catches on fire are you ready to put it out? You need firefighters bro. They're essential.

  • @pressure4229
    @pressure4229 Год назад +8

    ‘Cartmanland’ 💀

  • @simunator
    @simunator 4 месяца назад +2

    matt and trey were truly ahead of time. exclusive, limited marketing is the norm these days

  • @kyon813
    @kyon813 10 месяцев назад +1

    Cartman basically entered an IRL scenario of Rollercoaster Tycoon, down to the guest sounds.

  • @hvitekristesdod
    @hvitekristesdod Год назад +46

    Yet again cementing his status as the greatest tv character of all time

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад +4

      I'm so Happy😭😭😭...... I'm so Happy😭😭😭.......

    • @rumblebird9888
      @rumblebird9888 Год назад

      Season 5 was the beginning

  • @BusterWolves
    @BusterWolves Год назад +11

    I mean he coulda run the park 6 days a week and have a empty park for himself once a week

  • @fynnoreilly5540
    @fynnoreilly5540 23 часа назад

    At the end “ITS NOT FAIR I WANNA DI..” made me laugh a bit lol

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli 2 месяца назад +2

    That face in the thumbnails throughout the channel is quite amusing.

  • @nikushim6665
    @nikushim6665 Год назад +25

    1 million (1.6 million after 20 years of inflation) wouldn't even be a enough to buy a ride let alone a park. (i think your average E ticket coaster alone costs something in the range of 10 to 30 million to build). So cartman got that park for pennies. Also realistically he didn't owe the IRS shit. He was operating at cost and sold at a loss.

    • @bulacano3014
      @bulacano3014 Год назад +6

      If you don't keep track of expenses, you can't support the deduction. IRS audit, deductions disallowed, and taxes are now owed on the tickets he sold.

    • @jmjrulz9482
      @jmjrulz9482 Год назад

      Remember, it was a struggling park. That lowers it's value.

  • @DescendingVelocity
    @DescendingVelocity Год назад +3

    Everyone’s talking about how he could’ve managed the park better, but I’m still losing my shit over his initial reaction when he heard he was getting a million dollars. Dude almost had a heart attack 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @marcbasil
      @marcbasil 11 месяцев назад

      Uhh yeah, that’s the joke, guy

  • @Ubritoons96
    @Ubritoons96 25 дней назад

    That security guard was the underrated MVP of this whole episode that turned everything around. XD

  • @professordogwood8985
    @professordogwood8985 Год назад +6

    Oddly enough, Cartman never had a problem with lines at Pipi's Waterpark, just the um, clientele.
    I wonder if Pipi's Waterpark would have been a more feasible option for Cartman?

  • @ABlueyFan
    @ABlueyFan Год назад +9

    When cartman was playing bumper buggies, they should’ve had him say “take that Kenny”

  • @theastonvillaseal585
    @theastonvillaseal585 Год назад +2

    0:26 Cartman’s relatives, wow.

  • @SrChr778
    @SrChr778 Год назад +2

    In my perspective, this is one of Cartman's greatest comeuppances of all time.

  • @hdelmas1
    @hdelmas1 Год назад +5

    Mission: Invade Amusement Park. Apprehend Cartman.

  • @godsofourland95
    @godsofourland95 Год назад +3

    This right here, is a satisfying life lesson

  • @joeyjeffrey5892
    @joeyjeffrey5892 Год назад +3

    He owns the place, he could just make rules where he doesn't have to wait in line and no one else is allowed to ride with him.

  • @theodorelo1851
    @theodorelo1851 Год назад +12

    I love Southpark and this episode was awesome! In these insane times a good laugh and an escape is welcome!!!!😎🇺🇸

    • @raven4k998
      @raven4k998 Год назад

      it's not fair it's not fair I wanna die🤣🤣🤣

  • @brightlight3520
    @brightlight3520 Год назад +7

    I would also cry tears of joy on the log ride if I actually owned the whole park

  • @hahaimasian
    @hahaimasian Год назад +9

    I remembered waiting 40 minutes for a 2 minute or less ride

  • @romancandlefight1144
    @romancandlefight1144 Год назад +1

    The IRS.. such a perfect addition to the Land of the Free

  • @diyamomdwheatley
    @diyamomdwheatley Год назад +2

    Its so sad to see cartman crying

    • @8834
      @8834 Год назад +1

      Not gonna lie I did actually feel kind of bad for Cartman in this one but at the same time it’s all his fault lol

  • @Danimal1177
    @Danimal1177 Год назад +3

    I was so happy for Cartman at the beginning, but then he lost it all. Why do bad things happen to such good people???

  • @jaa89623
    @jaa89623 Год назад +5

    This is Elon buying Twitter.

  • @enymus3081
    @enymus3081 18 дней назад +2

    I love this video, thank you alot.

  • @CyrusShameli
    @CyrusShameli 2 месяца назад +1

    1:39 Bro got them there 😂

  • @digigamings8652
    @digigamings8652 Год назад +4

    At first Cartman decision was a selfish thing but then turns out to be a in genius publicity stunt to earn major profit

  • @g.e.martin1723k
    @g.e.martin1723k Год назад +9

    Anyone else see the similarities between Eric Cartman and Elon Musk?

  • @sp4263
    @sp4263 3 месяца назад

    The whole business logic of running the park articulated by the security guard n Cartman is actually pretty well thought out. ...and hilarious !!

  • @petermorin6741
    @petermorin6741 Год назад +1

    Roller Coaster Tycoon in a nutshell...

  • @alexmanai1953
    @alexmanai1953 Год назад +3

    If he didnt sell it he would have gotten his 10m dollars 😂

  • @LetsGoGetThem
    @LetsGoGetThem Год назад +5

    Cant he just assign himself a VIP position and then skip the lines on rides he want to ride