Classical Music Fails Vol. 2
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
- My second compilation of fails in the classical genre. The most common thread here seems to be less-than-competent page turners, but there's a whole lot more! Please enjoy, and don't hesitate to throw me a thumbs up and a comment if you enjoyed it.
I do not claim any of these clips as my own (except for one; sorry I won't tell you which!). All of them were previously published on RUclips and all credit is due their original uploaders.
To all the page turners... *you had one job.*
Do you have any idea how hard it is to follow that kind of music though? 😂
God failed page turners make me so angry, it feels like a personal attack
YOU LITERALLY HAD ONE JOB!
i've fucked up before too, literally if you lose concentration for a second you're fucked especially if it's a fast piece
@@kbob2854 imagine the ones who play it...
0:27 memory slip is literally the single worst thing in the universe, people are literally scarred psychologically because of them
I was cringing so hard there because I’ve had a similar experience
Larbitos O_o I guess he just bluescreened. Years ago I was on stage and halfway through a song and all of a sudden was just like...what the fuck is the tune, how does this go...literally the worst feeling so if this guy just totally blanked I feel sorry for him.
And its double thirds
@@ArchieCaine This is terrifying. It happened to me too, as a ballet dancer. I just stood there looking confused for a second and then ran off stage :v so embarrassing.
Yes it's so bad. You practice a lot but when you're on stage having to perform it, you start feeling like you forgot it
3:18 I think I lost about a hundred billion braincells from hearing that violin screaming in pain.
Rip Violin 🎻
look at all that rosin on the bridge... that is totally barbaric!
That was literally painful to listen
Same that R.I.P ears and violin
@@sagegg5018 indeed
As a Russian, I'm literally CRYING and laughing about this anthem 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Egypt's most virtuosic musicians #1 🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬🇪🇬💪💪💪💪💪
Straight out of Bikini Bottom
The Russian anthem is a beautiful piece. It's worth crying about that it was played horribly. I'm going to commend the Egyptians for boldly playing through as though nothing was wrong when it most obviously was. If you're going to fail like that, be confident about it; and they were.
That was pretty funny
@@jimpembertonThe show must go on. Better to give it an attempt than not to do it at all. It might be better if the musicians do not travel to Russian in the near future in case they have created offense and are wanted by Russian authorities.
It must be super frustrating to be in a concert as a pianist and have a page-turner that can't manage to turn the pages correctly/on time :P
Allsmiles29 CP in fact, it is ;P
Because most people who are page turners are people who doesn't know how to read music! Also they happen to not get paid enough to be at enough rehearsals for them to know when to do it.
There needs to be a button under the pianist's seat that they can press with their left foot to shock the page tuner to fucking turn the page if they dont do it fast enough.
DocsDota That would be a good idea, but at the same time wouldn't it be too much to focus on for the pianist?
probably not, it's the same as nodding, which is SUPPOSE to indicate them, but sometimes the page turners didn't get it from all the expressiveness coming out of the piano player...
DocsDota Lol
being a student of music this makes me so anxious and uncomfortable
SAME THE RUSSIAN ONE HAD ME CRINGING INTO A CORNER OH MY NO NO NO STOP
yes
+Conner Basallote OMG I'm cringing so much XD
Same I'm trying to not cover my ears cuz I want to listen to the mistakes but then again I don't 😂
ikr
Since the original comment got deleted, here are all of the pieces
0:00 Beethoven - Symphony No. 7 (1st Mov)
0:18 Chopin - Etude Op. 25, No. 6
0:59 Poulenc - Sextet for Winds and Piano (1st Mov)
1:43 Soviet Anthem
2:54 Schumann - Symphony No. 3 (1st Mov)
3:10 Sarasate - Zapateado
4:41 Beethoven - Variations on Mozart’s “Bei Männern, Welch’s Liebe fühlen” (Magic Flute)
4:59 Bizet - Danse Boheme from Carmen?
5:15 Mozart - Violin Sonata No. 32 (1st Mov)
5:32 Beethoven - Choral Fantasy
6:14 Tchaikovsky - Violin Concerto (1st Mov, just before cadenza)
6:30 Ivanovic - Cafe Piece No. 3
6:42 Lalo - Symphonie Espagnole (5th Mov)
6:59 Mendelssohn- Violin Concerto (3rd Mov)
7:14 Tchaikovsky - Czardas from Swan Lake
8:21 Bernstein - Serenade
9:12 Rachmaninov - Cello Sonata (4th Mov)
9:31 Reed - Armenian Dances
9:46 Messiaen - Et Expecto Resurrectionem
Mortuorum
And finally here I am, to complement this list :) The 6:30 one is 'Cafe Piece No. 3' by Vojislav Ivanović (if you look up Denis Azabagić's rendition of this piece, you can hear the motif from the video at around 0:36). Also, it sounds nothing like Tarrega, as someone in the original comment suggested :) Cheers :D
1:43
The music is, in fact, the Russian anthem, not the Soviet anthem. However, both melodies are the same, while the lyrics are different.
4:59 is a Carmen Fantasy for 4 violins, 1 double bass by Julian Milone
Everyone playing at 1:47 was executed.
No😂😂😂😂
i honestly wouldn’t have been surprised.
They went straight to the gulag after that performance
fun fact: they were were dubbed over by some elementary school orchestra
@@flappu5 its now russian musicians)
I like the string breaks; it catches everyone so off guard, but really isn't the fault of the musician so it's something that everyone can laugh at without the musician feeling embarrassed.
_Ali_ two days before a concert???
_Ali_ oh haha thanks. I got frightened. I was like what!
Idk, a musician wants to complete their performance. Maybe they won't be embarrassed, but they'll certainly be angry
@_Ali_ Just as we flutists check that all our screws are screwed in properly before a concert. Had my instrument fall apart on me in the middle of a concert before. Not fun. All because I didn't check that the screws were secure. You don't make that mistake again. Well you might, but it's not as important then. The screws on a flute only really act up and unscrew themselves when it's a new instrument. After it's unscrewed itself and been screwed back in once you're usually golden, but you should always check. Also always carry a miniature screwdriver for your instrument just in case.
_Ali_ i think sometimes the problem comes down to bad habits picked up from when they started playing. i know that the orchestra program in my school never taught about proper cleaning or when to replace strings. years later i find myself wishing they had taught me because of the permanent rosin residue on my violins from when i didnt know to clean it.
page turners have one job... ONE JOB
Elizabeth Val to not turn pages?
Elizabeth Val and they need to know how to follow the piece on the sheet
Elizabeth Val That's right, one job. as well as the interpreter has the job to Bring a decent piece of paper to page turn
if you ever did that, you may know how difficult it can be... don't hate on them, they are just human
its honestly easy even if youve never heard the piece, the only hard parts are D.C al codas or segnos which should be explained before hand
5:48 for those who wonder he s getting mad at one staff member who just kept talking while he was playing and kicked him out of the hall and what he said was "Listen to me, I am playing" and "get outta here"
Thank you I couldn't tell what was happening 😂
Why was the other guy saying "incredible" though. I don't get it
probably as "it is incredible that you are so dense."@@ChrisOfRivia
@@ChrisOfRiviaOne can use the word in the sense of unbelievable, instead of incredible. It means either varying with context. We don’t have incredible and unbelievable really as separate words.
In the sense of „Unbelievable“ how this guy is behaving.
It looks like Victor Borge, so its just part of the show.
7:23 can we give this guy a medal for how well he did playing in this position?
Ahh, the old recumbent drum set😄
No. The way he's playing is absolutely terrible, feet on top of the timpani... Terrible, and because of that he missed the final coda lol
My mans using the percussion instrument as a couch and the sticks as a beer.
@@luissilva5274 oh come on :c
@@PatrickSchmalstig:(
The scene with Putin is so ... incredible.
Afterwards, fifty people were executed for insulting the Tsar.
LMaooo Putin is NOT amused!!
Looks like he had instant indigestion.
I think he was constipated.
это точно
Yes I have played violin and viola for multiple years, but i dont even see how normal people thought the blue dress woman was good. You dont need to know music to know she was horrible
She plays like an 8y old starter, but then the display text says she had her parents as teachers and you know everything.
Blue 😂
Blue she was horrible.
Blue she's hot, That's why.
Blue Exactly. I had to turn the sound off. Horrendous!
9:27 ... I think that was "how should I murder her" face.
Lol 😂😂😂
She is kira xd
Right! First she misses the turn and THEN turns too early! Like come on!
And He's Gautier Capuçon who is the greatest and most famoust french cellist
@@Ebiru2387 To me, it seems to be the page turner was turning too slow the second one, like taking it forever to turn that page (carefully) and then her hand is the way😂
Page turning is the toughest job ever. I once forgot to turn in the middle of a second movement, got distracted by the pianist’s beautiful playing. Air turn is good.
The timing to turn is different with different pianists. Some have the following measures memorized while others prefer you turn a little bit early. It is also different in fast music than in slow music. 😂
7:20 how is this a fail? This is a power move
@Isaac The Musician Im a woodwind not a percussionist, and yeah I know you shouldn't put your feet on it, i was being sarcastic somewhat
Was also coaching the triangle at the same time lol
This one really hilarious lol
Knowing the part by heart.
Best one lol
I am not affected. As a french horn player, everything I do is a failure.
CosmicSubliminals
Welp that didnt hit
Shit
Damn
Oops
Agh not again
Guess I'll just go hone then
CosmicSubliminals I play French horn too and messing up is my worst fear
CosmicSubliminals As a normal human who doesn't do anything, I am a failure
C0NSTABEL I play French horn and have just been informed by my orchestras horn tutor that 'the conductor can beat all he likes but when it's your solo, the orchestra will follow you and there's not a shit the conductor can do. Horns are always in charge... Think of a bull and a conductor, a bull has a horns at the front and the arse at the back. Well and orchestra's the opposite' wise words I'd say. I would also say that as a French horn player, nothing we do is a failure because a French horn is always correct. Split notes are simply us 'testing the others'
*plays wrong note*
*sounds right*
Band director: who did that
*french horn section looks anxiously amongst themselves*
There is a clear message in these videos- GET A PAGE TURNER WHO CAN READ MUSIC!!!
for real the girl at the end was like "shoot me now before I kill her
+Rodney Hrvatin Or learn the music by heart, I mean, only in classical music there's so much arrogance to have someone to turn the pages for you.
+Rodney Hrvatin I agree
+Rodney Hrvatin Well one thing is sure: I'll never go turn the pages for anyone after seeng this video.
+El Hombre Chino OH GOD I HAVE TO DO IT FOR A FRIEND FOR A TALENT SHOW PLEASE HELP
Dude at 6:52 switching to an unknown instrument and still playing iin tune is a real master.
I think it may be just a smaller design of the same instrument, either that or he knows how to play both viola and violin.
Edit: after further review, I'm pretty sure it's the same instrument he switches to. It's just someone else's, and presumable they're tuned the same.
@@kainuipenaloza9395nope the way your strings are set up, the exact tuning the thickness of the strings the amount of ware. Lots of things can be different in string instruments. I had to use a upright bass and even the slightest difference in instrument height, the thickness of this basses strings were super different from my normal setup. It’s super super difficult and not easy.
do u know who he is? i wanna see that recording 🤯
@@TPLS2 Well yes, I don't assume it was easy. I was just adding my mere observational thoughts.
4:20 I wonder, from where did she get such confidence after playing so out of tune...
"keeping smiling"
Its called the "both my parents were violin teachers and wanted me to learn but i said i didnt want to but they made me anyway so theres this big important thing happening and im playing and im going to crush their dreams because i told them violin sucks and after a lifelong time of playing ill never need to see another violin again"
Fake it til you make it
It wasn't too bad though except a few misses
At this point I am glad she didn't miss a note or break a string, she literally shredded the violin like an electric guitar lol
3:54, Well there’s the problem. Both of her parents were her teachers. “Oh yea, you’re sounding great darling.” *Meanwhile, Hannah is absolutely destroying her bow*
Would have been easier for the caption to read ‘Both her parents were teachers’ instead ‘had both of her parents as teachers’ as if she had something to do with it.
Robert Cathcart Sorry I’m a bit OCD when it comes to grammar🤪
Robert Cathcart Amen!!
I mean, she can clearly play, her notes were right and she could play really fast, but wtf was happening with her strings
Evan Tyler it sounded more like she was trying to play a classical piece as a fiddle piece without changing any other part of the arrangement which means it’s always just going to sound wrong
I feel really bad for these people because they were probably trying their best and I knowhow stressful it is to fail at music in front of a lot of people
my mom stiil keeping my fails concerts in musical school with dirty tone and shows all the relatives and proud me :(
i am ashamed that they think i play lubbery
Sure? 7:35
Feels horrible and imbarising
I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE
Me ten minutes before my audition: *Ling Ling level*
Me during my audition: 3:10
Yee twoset violin reference 😎
LING LING
TwoSet😎 respect
I feel sorry for these people I am a pianist and it feels horrible when you fail a piece that you have worked on for months.
the guy next to Putin looks like he's trying not to laugh
K0ncursus I couldn’t watch the guy next to him because his tie is crooked:0
One million years gulag
I can't help thinking that the band was deliberately out of tune.
@@rhapsag Worse, they were playing in a different keys.
gotta admit tho puttanesca was never better than when served by Charles Ives
Poor guy who suddenly forgot how to continue the Chopin etude. He surely prepared for months for the competition and put all his time, effort and possibly savings into it.
+herodot2 Man. That awkward one clap after the nervous bow and a silent audience was brutal to watch
+JH5280 And that jury member clinking the half empty beer bottle! How humiliating was that!
+herodot2 Been there, did that the first time performing piano solo, not fun at all (not that piece, but the scenario of getting only a few bars through and having massive mental blank).
He tried to restart at least.
+Clinton Hunter yeah it was nerves
+herodot2
Later, he became a great painter. :-)
5:17 The most brutal bitch-slap in history.
7:59 when your mom asks you if you want McDonald's for dinner
Wow even though this has been commented on this is still funny 😀
Me:*gets up at three am for a snack*
The floorboards: 3:55 - 4:38
LOL
So true
This seriously made me laugh for minutes :D
Lol
Thanks for this joke I laught Too Much 😂
At 3:18 it sounds like when your Sims try to upgrade their violin level
sounds like the neighbor kid torturing his cats....
I believe her sound post had fallen. Somewhat difficult to explain, if you are unfamiliar with how violins are constructed you may need to Google a diagram. Basically violins work by transferring the string vibrations though the bridge (the light colored wooden part that holds the strings up) through a wooden dowel (sound post) inside the body of the violin to the underside. Which produces the sound. This dowel isn't glued in place, it is held securely in place by the pressure of strings against the bridge. This is also why a violinist always changes strings one at a time. If I had to guess, judging by the sheer amount of rosin caked on her instrument, her ability to play her violin is absurdly beyond her ability to property maintain it. Or it was badly, very badly mishandled.
I spent hours listening to this crap lmaooo
She put too much rosin on her fingerboard.
@@math9172 because she used a pick up. Would've sounded less high-ended and squeaky if she went through a mic.
You know...those times when they drop their papers reminds me of the time during my senior year in high school when the percussion leader forgot to grab our music for the music festival. We ended up playing it flawlessly by memory and ended up getting our first 1 in all the years I'd been there. The look on my teacher's face when we told him afterwords that we didn't have our music was pretty priceless. Most satisfying moment of my life, I think. xD
2:53 President Putin is really touched.
Yeah, it’s Maurizio Pollini.
Poor Putin... He just had to stand there and listen to his country's national anthem was violated xD
Karl XIV Johan it sounded like horror movie music lol
Karl XIV Johan My schools 6t grade band could do better than that dad excuse of a band
So out of tune 😭😭😭😂😂
Aly Pugliani It might have been hot on the day which is why you tune before you play not before you stand outside in the sun.
The BadChat I know, being in marching band, it's something we deal with 😂
The girl in the blue dress sounds like what happens when a guitarist tries to play violin for the first time
Edit: okay I left this account alone for a whole year. Wft this isn't even that funny😂
I think it may be the amplifier on the violin.
Divine Pearl are you joking? It’s HER terrible playing!
@@DivinePearl Yeah I think she's just not that great of a player haha, like why is there so much rosin on her strings?!
I was confused who let her perform at a public event but then I saw the #MissAmerica lol.
Does anybody know the name of the music she played?
omg putin
Very fitting for the dictator.
It was like they split the band in half and gave each of them completely different music to play.
Omg putain
he look so angry xDDD
@@lechatnoir7001 poutine
Playing classical music is EXTREMELY difficult, so I'm totally giving these musicians some love.
0:19
Honestly, that dude stopping in the middle of the performance gave me serious Your Lie in April vibes.
probably had violent flashbacks to his asian mom whooping his ass haha
THE SAAAMMEEEEE!!!!!
Oh, dude.
lmfao
Same!!!
BLONDE: I can't play the _Violin!_
DIRECTOR: No problem, wear _this._
Lmao
yeah, that was really BAD
There was a violin?
@@MileRyClub that's what I said
And it worked.
That kid in the red shirt did not fail. That was completely badass and showed incredible composure
The fact that the blue dress girl is all happy and a happy song is playing over top of the scratchy shitty violin, had me dying laughing 😂
The group playing the Russian Anthem needed to tune their instruments 😟. They sounded worse than a middle school band 🤣
They probably were also playing in different keys or a step lower than one another lol
I think the problem is rather that they probably aren't trained musicians. They are just guys given instruments and expected to make it work. If you look at other countries' military bands you see that they are trained musicians before they are military. These are trained military before musicians.
They just didn’t like Putin.
@@user-qx4vs7ne8w Yeah, it was honestly so bad that it felt like there must have been actual transposition errors in there.
I don't think any of it really matters anymore, it's not like they're still alive after that.
8:20 "At the end of the concert 14-year-old Midori was playing bassoon"
+Alessandro Drudi Ahahahahahahahhaha! Brilliant! A very good friend of mine was in the Juilliard Symphony Orchestra when they went on an Asian tour with Midori. Too bad he is not here to tell the story himself - cause he is sooo funny. Trust me, I was doubling over when he was describing a typical day on the tour with Midori and her mom in the next room.
"I set the alarm for seven, but already at six a.m. I hear from the next room this violin playing STUPID SCALES... up and down, down and up, up and down ... for the whole HOUR!
There's no going back to bed for me.
OK, so I get up, take a shower and go downstairs to have breakfast.
I'm back in my room and what do I hear??? THAT SAME VIOLIN! Up and down, down and up, up and down! This time the "performance" is "enriched" with the damn arpeggios! Up and down, down and up, up and...
I pick up my clarinet. I practice for an hour and then, as we had agreed the night before, five of us from the orchestra go out, sight seeing, checking out the local stores, a couple of museums... I buy a tee shirt and some nice jewelry for my girlfriend back in NY. By noon, we're all back at the hotel. I head back to my room... I step out of the elevator and what do I hear? WHAT DO I HEAR!!!? The violin! I also hear an older woman bark out orders: "No! No! NOOO! AGAIN! Faster, hear me, FASTER!"
And again, and again, again and again...!
I go downstairs to have lunch. Everyone is there - the whole orchestra, conductors, tour managers, et al. Oooops! Someone is missing! Yes, you guessed it! She is in her room, with that lady, practicing pizicatto, vibrato, staccato, legato... ato...to...o... Origato!
She did not eat with us, poor thing. She had food delivered to her room which she never abandoned! For, to go to the hotel restaurant to have lunch or dinner with the rest of us was obviously a costly waste of time. Why go anywhere when the little one needs to practice!? The only time we saw her was at dress rehearsals and in concert.
You have no idea how many times I felt like barging into her hotel room and smashing that Guarnerri into pieces! Yes, pieces!
And... come to think of it, did this girl have a childhood? She was entitled to it, of course, but what happened?"
+NYCBG That's just kinda sad.
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Lmao
GURRRRIIIINNUUUUUUU
7:44 The most realistic representation of pit you will ever see on youtube
Man, as a pianist, 0:28 actually hurts my soul.
The pianists were hilarious when their page-turners were failing to get the bloody page turned. "YOU HAD ONE JOB!"
GettingFatFitter Or just memorize the piece! That's your job! your interpretation!
It's impossible for such an advanced piano player to be unable to memorize a piece.
It's even better. You feel it more, you have more contact with the audience, with the music!
A professional is expected to play at numerous concert halls daily and weekly. It's nearly impossible to memorize several double-digit pages of pieces and expect or them all to be played perfectly. Do some more research before commenting such an unreasonable comment.
Vanessa Lin
Lang Lang, Yundi Li, Kissin, Wang, Ashkenazy, Rubinstein, they all play by memory. Do some research
Never seem those pianists with a sheet music at a live concert
That must be why they are the top
The dude at 5:18 was an absolute beast though, being able to play that fast and turn the page.
Poor Putin, having to listen to that without even getting to punch someone out for it. The Russian National Anthem is a really nice piece too.
my ears bleeded
that was a declaration of war to russia.
+Lytrigian it's hard to tell whether the instruments are way out of tune or if the band just sucks. probably both
+Lytrigian Probably this was just a spoof..
You're right, it's a stirring anthem, makes you want to climb into a tank and fight for the Motherland.
8:00 DEAR INTERNET. IDENTIFY THIS LEGEND. 😂
Italian background voice
Every drummer i know
7:23 - a very accurate representation of percussionists during concerts...
Bro they get like 2 minute breaks and just vibe. They could break out a sandwich between their parts.
Those page turners got me cringing. Like you literally had one job.
Olivia Case "like you literally" XD
Olivia Case page turner is tough job too you have to count every beat every bar and every note, and you need read music really good. there is no simple job in music. sorry but the jokes is you mate.
PPX
Sorry but having been both a solo performer on oboe, plus a soloist singer, I've also turned pages for soloists and the accompanists of soloists. It's not rocket science. It's nowhere near as difficult as the musician's part, and for you to make it sound like it is is embarrassing. For you PPX. So sad you are so wrong. Olivia is absolutely right. You Had One Job. You practiced with the pianist. You rehearsed and were there through it all. One Job!
Olivia, you made me laugh. Thank you!
PPX you don't have to read music at all. Just count the measures, stop defending dumbasses.
OMG. How could Putin keep such a straight face at 1:55?
Man, It's Putin
he has only one expression.
+Michelle Lilo yeah he's always Putin on that same expression.
I think he was trying not to throw up.
I think once it tsarted he just wanted it over.
3:40
She doesn't even take care of her violin😭😭😭😭😭
0:48 The glass bottle has spoken. Leave the stage and hang your head in shame.
miss Mississippi was like "who the f*** forgot to put resin on my bow again"
Varreaus Dutko i think it was too much resin lmao
All the guys told her she sounded great
hahaha
Varreaus Dutko is rosin not resin. don't worry many people don't know that.
Madelyn Davenport I think he purposely said 'resin' instead of 'rosin'
My problem with the woman at the beauty pageant, is not that she played sooooooo bad, ( she did play like shit from beginning to the end)but that she changed the notes, made shortcuts and totally avoided the difficult parts. Total lack of respect for the composer, if you are not good enough to play what is written, then don't play it, there are plenty of easier music to choose from.
Plus there are plenty of more slow and melodious pieces that can still make her sound just as talented to someone who isn't judging you solely for your skill on the violin- just without all the technical stuff
she may have had to cut it for the sake of time? still totally agree with you though
Stijn Slim
psst...
it's not a musical concert
it's a beauty competition
Ramsés Amadeus Psst
If you're gonna play something, either do it right or don't do it.
I don't care if it is a beauty competition or my 5 year-old cousin birthday party. Do things right.
Dimi-Kun
it's a beauty competition and she's performing as such for the judges...
noone cares about you 😘
It’s the fact that people still clapped for the violin playing for me 😂
6:37 it's funny he played the last note as ultimate conclusion
5:33 translating excuse me player: Listen to me, i'm playing (twice) *the other person continues talking* plyer: don't interrupt while i'm plaing, go away (twice)
Ei sei italiano
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EMATO RUGBYFAN it was a trial, not a concert but I couldn’t understand why the other man (not Pollini) was angry.. 😳
But why he interrupted the player?
@@gesucristo7482 avoglia
5:22 her job is to literally turn pages she fails at doing that idk how lmao poor guy had to *yeet* the page open
alan wilson
YEET
To discard an item at a high velocity
Alex finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin
Alex (while throwing the can): “YEET!”
Y e e lol
alan wilson yeet* yeetus to the fetus
She does her job (gently patting the page)
I don't get it, why proffesional musician can't learn his part?
Is no one gonna talk about how much rosin was on the fingerboard of the violinist in the blue dress
Did you play kahoot in band class on Friday?
bruh did you see when i made this comment
I did notice that. I bed she goes through an entire bow every 10 minutes of "practice"
Yeah, by the end of her "performance" no one could get out of their seats because everything was so sticky.
that save at 5:16 was godly
Haha. He looked at her like, "you turned the wrong way😠"
Me: about to go to sleep
The single fly in the room 3:18
underrated...Underrated comment I say!
This actually made me laugh out loud😂😂
Tbh i thought the song was meant to sound like that 🤣 and that the fail would be breaking a string cuz god damn she was goin hard on that violin (tho i dont play the violin so idk)
*Mosquito*
Holy shit that comment made my whole night
I love how angrily the pianists swipe the pages when the page turners dont do it. I mean they have a right to be angry page turners litteraly just have to turn the page when its time but its still funny to watch.
6:07 The great Maurizio Pollini not happy. He is one absolute all time great pianists.
rip
3:10
Can you imagine at Two Set reacting to this? I'd like to see your reactions haha
they did, i think
Excuse me, I broke a string, can I borrow your STRADIVARIUS??????
Um, absolutely not.
id rather let someone borrow my strad rather than let the soloist go down in flames
@@alexandriahan8687 You have a Stradivarius?
@Jacques Bloques Could be a Bach Stradivarius, which is not nearly as rare or notable.
*breaks the string*
It's standard procedure. There no other option. That's the first violinist's job.
This video gives me extreme anxiety, being one who plays a musical instrument.
Anna VanGorder no one gives a shit!
Me too.
Anna VanGorder same as hell
3:18 i wonder that its actually because of the amplifier/mic.. this is happened to me to one time in concert,, my violin sounded perfect, but when we turn on the mic it sounded exactly like this
That, and someone else has mentioned that she tried to play a classical piece like a fiddle piece, so it sounded like crap.
7:24 He's just having fun at this point, which is awesome.
Putin be like: My country has failed me....
*Putin be like: I'm going to bomb those fuckers after this.
Fuck Putin and fuck Russia.
F you
why "my country"
Dekko22 But it wasn't a Russian orchestra
*Had both of her parents as teachers* - Woman in blue
I know lol!
I don't understand why the woman in blue fails？
雅楽音 Well I don't know anything about violins, but hers sounded horrible for some reason
Because there was too much rosin on the bow and the instrument and some of the notes were out of tune
the truth is that a dog would have played better.
3:54 I had to go comfort my violin after this. We need to hold a funeral for that bow.
1:50 the school band in the hall while I’m trying to study in peace
😂😂😂
OMG THE ITALIAN ONE AT 6:00 said “but I am playing. I AM PLAYING, DON’T INTERRUPT ME WHILE I’M PLAYING”
He was right
Never interrupt a musician
That’s Pollini!
why did the dude interrupt him anyway?
@@person8987 can't quite catch that, dude keeps saying "unbelievable, it's unbelievable"
This may be the concert where police were called
Putin's face tho
'ev'rybody will be shooting thier instruments then ev'body will be shots by thier replacements'
Dogboi Jones "I cannot wait to kill you all"
2:54 wasn't that a smile though ?
omg this is the best XD that ... .was.... asdflakjfa;gk
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11 year old Midori Goto did not fail, but demonstrated how insanely talented she is
4:38 *Zendaya* an entire mood
That Russian anthem one burned my ears.
Though the president SMILED when it was done.
And the woman in the blue dress with the violin needs to find a better violin.
She needs to be trained properly as well
Jane Doe Well. It is a beauty contest, after all. She's not supposed to sound like Midori Goto, she's not a professional musician. And it would've been good for her to remember that, as well. :) Had she selected something easier that she could actually manage, then the overall impression would've been much better.
You mean she needs to find a better teacher and add some violin cleaning products to her amazon basket...
Alicia Qu Or better hands
Alicia Qu A better hobby
LMFAO at the face of Vladmir Putin when half the horns are in the wrong key!
It's not that - they're playing the right notes, but in the wrong order.
You must have amazing hearing and musical perception - I wouldn't be able to tell what the different keys were. So you're saying that some are playing a semi-tone off?
How can someone have "somewhat perfect pitch"? Either you do or you do not. There is no middle ground.
Sounds like a bad Middle School band
I especially admire those who break a string and can keep right on playing to get through the piece
7:42 this is exactly how I imagine the bottom of an orchestra
3:30
1. She's relying on the judges not being musical experts.
2. That's...a piano dress, not a violin dress.
What differentiates the dresses?
Teufel Hunden when playing a violin, you HAVE to have good balance or posture. Especially if you’re standing up, a dress like that could make you fall. The long skirt part is of the dress is what makes it more compatible with a piano than a violin
I would say it's fine to have a long dress like that if you are wearing flat shoes. I was actually told never to wear heals and play flute. I guess you could argue that wearing a dress like that necessitates heels. Still I think I stand by that it's not the dress but the footwear that is most important.
She's a good musician, though. Stop acting so technical
@@wheresmyrooptoff4056 I second that
The putin one was gold
his face xD
You now the whole band was sent to gulag after that
Alejandro Cantu LMAO
Yeah, that's one group I wouldn't mind getting Putin their place.
"had both of her parents as teachers". her father is a coal miner and her mother a professional weightlifter.
4:36 the judges look so unimpressed and I love it 😂
I am a violist. One time I had a little too much strength on my bow. To make a long story short, it went flying and a violinist almost lost an eye.
The Robloxians oops 😂😂😂😂
The Robloxians good for you
The Robloxians my flying bow almost sent my neighbour flying down the orchestra stage, sometimes the bow itself flew down...😅😅😅
The Robloxians I am very proud fellow violist
Violosts are getting there revenge
Miss America made me confident in my violin skills... :) Thanks Hannah
I was worried about the lady coming out of her dress!
She sucksd
Was the violin not tuned or what
The amazing thing is that she did exactly what she intended, and it was a sonic nightmare from start to finish. Why didn't someone tell her?
she was playing a piece meant to sound like that
bro really needed that 10 minutes
The second wasn't a fail, it was part of the performance.
Yes page turner.....turn it super slow and run your fingers down the whole page.....YES PERFECT
She was so mad 😂
mdfk
5:50 He said: Listen i'm playing. Don't interrupt me while i'm playing, it's a rehearsal.. go away, out of here!!!
In Inglese farebbe piú ridere ora che ci penso
+Smokey Cat English
+feralapple Looks like him
+ilaria Rechichi I think a string on the violin broke, actually.
+Brenden Allen You're obviously looking at the wrong clip, actually.
4:37 that guy isn't even going to pretend to be impressed or applaud at that absolute dogshit performance.
Mostly sounded acceptable to me
@@androidtricks8704 Bruh, that sounded like cats getting stuck in a lawnmower. Go listen to Midori Goto playing it. The piece is Sarasate - Zapateado .
wdym it's great
@@sigmaballz1469 analogy of the century
That rendition of Sarasate is still one of the most painful musical experience I had.
I love how sassy the pianists get at their page turners
Katya ughhhh it's like they have one job...
putin was like wtf is this shit
The #1 apparently unsolvable problem in music performance: page turning.
R.I.P. to all the page turners. I've done that once and I will never ever do that again!
5:22 whoa. Did he really just pull that page turn off on his own?
Timothy Stratton the way he did he seemed so aggravated lol
She's so gonna get it after show
😂
@@mushroomii4493 moron
Day one of learning to be an accompanist is learning to turn your own pages
Twice
6:45 amazing! didn't panic, just switched it. my respects to that boy.
Do you know where can i find the full video of that one??
That's protocol. Principal has to offer his violin. 🎻
Miss Mississippi Hannah Roberts bringing to our ears her local song of tradition named "Farm cat gets mustard in its rectum".