Corey Harris drives, is jailed for suspended license by Judge J. Cedric Simpson amid records mix-up

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  • Опубликовано: 4 янв 2025

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  • @DetroitFreePress
    @DetroitFreePress  7 месяцев назад +8

    Read the important update to Harris' case here: www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/

    • @Orick9417
      @Orick9417 7 месяцев назад +3

      @detroitfreepress Nevermind, a bunch of news outlets are reporting he never had a license to begin license to begin with. Yall should update, cause this has been a wild ride.

    • @DetroitFreePress
      @DetroitFreePress  7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Orick9417 That is the update.

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook 7 месяцев назад +1

      Then you might want to post a different hyperlink to the Free Press, because the one you have posted here goes to an article that does not have the latest information that was discovered during the June 5 hearing he appeared in person in court

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@TakenTook which further founded that he never even had a license

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Karmaisabliss215 -- Yep. He's been driving illegally for three decades, and lying to everybody the entire time, including his lawyer.

  • @Karmaisabliss215
    @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +1220

    I bet he drove himself to the police station too to turn himself in

  • @jmoralesg23
    @jmoralesg23 7 месяцев назад +802

    This is why shampoo comes with instructions.

    • @Roberto-dn8rv
      @Roberto-dn8rv 7 месяцев назад +41

      He was instructed not to drive, so I guess even the shampoo instructions would have an opposite effect, he'd be drinking that stuff for breakfast.

    • @muqyk
      @muqyk 7 месяцев назад +27

      This actually made me burst out laughing 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @halberderdier8073
      @halberderdier8073 7 месяцев назад +10

      And tooth picks....

    • @MiamiPush2theLimit
      @MiamiPush2theLimit 7 месяцев назад +4

      Lmaoooo

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @XMattingly
    @XMattingly 7 месяцев назад +400

    “And I am pulling in to get my bond revoked riiiiight noooww… OK, done!” 😂

    • @GabrielHill1
      @GabrielHill1 7 месяцев назад +26

      Yes I aamm!

    • @heatsrink01
      @heatsrink01 7 месяцев назад +12

      And it's gone

    • @alephnull7410
      @alephnull7410 7 месяцев назад +6

      Actually I’m actually….

    • @chazlon5061
      @chazlon5061 7 месяцев назад

      Youre like ",I'm trying to be funny in the youtube comments and I'm going to fail riiiight now..done!"

    • @XMattingly
      @XMattingly 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@chazlon5061 Take it up with the 200+ people who think you’re a useless troll. 🤪

  • @rainman2984
    @rainman2984 7 месяцев назад +600

    That was the loudest silence I’ve ever heard 😂

    • @ericthompson1060
      @ericthompson1060 7 месяцев назад +21

      Even the crickets were stunned into silence😂😂

    • @Anonyme67
      @Anonyme67 7 месяцев назад +6

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ShaneJBrown-nh8qq
      @ShaneJBrown-nh8qq 7 месяцев назад +11

      "Hello...?"😂

    • @vroor32
      @vroor32 7 месяцев назад +3

      As they say, the silence was deafening 😂

    • @Orick9417
      @Orick9417 7 месяцев назад +1

      The courts messed up. His license was reinstated, but the court wasn't communicating with it's other agencies so didn't know. Looks really bad for the court tbh, they jailed this guy for 2 days for their mistake when he knew he could be driving.

  • @ricbelding9307
    @ricbelding9307 7 месяцев назад +681

    It sure makes the prosecutor's job easy when the defendant is repeating the crime DURING his trial. What a dumbass!!!

    • @geisenm
      @geisenm 7 месяцев назад +39

      The looks on their faces at 1:14 are priceless

    • @tulipalll
      @tulipalll 7 месяцев назад +25

      @@geisenm It's his little gasp as he realized what he did at 1:20 that does it for me XD LMAO

    • @Lonelysportofboxing
      @Lonelysportofboxing 7 месяцев назад +12

      @@tulipalllhead back and everything! 🤣bahaaa💀 god that was a good laugh!

    • @carameldva11
      @carameldva11 7 месяцев назад +13

      To start was late holding up the court, bad choices all around 😂🤣😅

    • @unknowing203
      @unknowing203 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @MichaelBritt23
    @MichaelBritt23 7 месяцев назад +166

    Everyone in that court room at that moment knew this would be internet gold except Corey Harris

    • @susandavey2361
      @susandavey2361 7 месяцев назад +7

      It will definitely be on youtubes 100 best videos 2024 😂

    • @lesley9463
      @lesley9463 7 месяцев назад

      Maybe read the update so you don't sound like a complete moron.

  • @f.j.c4444
    @f.j.c4444 7 месяцев назад +224

    Judge: He was just driving.
    Criminal: At that moment, he realized he had messed up. His facial expression said it all.

    • @coltsfan69
      @coltsfan69 7 месяцев назад +7

      😳😳his look

    • @FlowKio
      @FlowKio 7 месяцев назад +7

      “Uhh..”

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад +9

      😂😂😂😂😂 when he said “oh” realized I just confess the crime

    • @masterzoovie7442
      @masterzoovie7442 7 месяцев назад

      Criminal?

    • @JoshK-g2c
      @JoshK-g2c 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@masterzoovie7442Yes, one who willfully and intentionally breaks or disregards laws.

  • @Vorpal_Wit
    @Vorpal_Wit 7 месяцев назад +281

    Mr. Harris: Hello?
    Lawyer: Yes, Mr. Harris, we can hear you, we are just all in shock. Please give us a moment.

    • @FCLaney
      @FCLaney 7 месяцев назад +15

      Exactly 😂

    • @whoaskedyou.
      @whoaskedyou. 7 месяцев назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @WolfRaging95
      @WolfRaging95 7 месяцев назад +2

      😭😭😭💀💀💀

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam 7 месяцев назад +1

      Literally.

    • @seferino
      @seferino 7 месяцев назад +14

      "I'm pulling into the dr office riiiggghhhhttt now. "😂😂💯💯💯

  • @roadreeler57
    @roadreeler57 7 месяцев назад +618

    I hope the Dr's appointment was for a brain transplant...

    • @manlion8693
      @manlion8693 7 месяцев назад +19

      😂

    • @truegee-777
      @truegee-777 7 месяцев назад +10

      😅😅

    • @Whiskeytosparrow
      @Whiskeytosparrow 7 месяцев назад +10

      Does the doctor accept food stamps as payment?

    • @MK99-
      @MK99- 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Whiskeytosparrowhonky Tonk man jumps in with a quip

    • @Whiskeytosparrow
      @Whiskeytosparrow 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@MK99- you’re mad because you get food stamps.

  • @garjun29
    @garjun29 7 месяцев назад +133

    "Mr Harris, I'll be giving you a call" - that tone was worse than jail time

    • @DanielWSonntag
      @DanielWSonntag 7 месяцев назад +14

      "should I call your car phone?"

    • @Qrayon
      @Qrayon 7 месяцев назад +1

      No, jail time is worse.

  • @rimixbyricomusiq
    @rimixbyricomusiq 7 месяцев назад +257

    Mr. Harris is the type to put “OK” in the “DO NOT WRITE HERE” section. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @SingingSpock
    @SingingSpock 7 месяцев назад +121

    That poor public defender. There was jack shit she could do for her client there... he dug his own grave right in front of them all

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад +2

      How so when he did nothing wrong.

    • @mderline4412
      @mderline4412 7 месяцев назад +6

      *She did try! LoL! When she initially only acknowlege his charge, when asked about what he was actually doing!*
      *Pure Gold! She did her best, but Mr. Harris didn't give her much to work with!.....*

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      @@mderline4412 A license which was not even suspended for starters

    • @choilive
      @choilive 7 месяцев назад

      @@knerduno5942 ... Wtf you mean. He was charged for driving on a suspended license. And showed up to court while driving... on a suspended license. Meaning he had no license for starters.

    • @richardraper6762
      @richardraper6762 7 месяцев назад

      @@choiliveit was suspended for back child support, but a judge rescinded the suspension, but it never made it to the state office to change it. He was not suspended when on court cam, that’s what I got from a interview he did with the news

  • @sheliadurant482
    @sheliadurant482 7 месяцев назад +225

    😂😂😂😂😂 His blood pressure level/heart rate are going to be high during his doctor's appointment 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @whoaskedyou.
      @whoaskedyou. 7 месяцев назад +7

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @heatsrink01
      @heatsrink01 7 месяцев назад +11

      Just a day of bad results

    • @rbarnes4076
      @rbarnes4076 7 месяцев назад +6

      Chuckle. Yah.. he is having a BAD day.

    • @vforvendettaMA
      @vforvendettaMA 7 месяцев назад +1

      Just to be clear: he isn’t going to the doctors office. He’s pulling into Wendy’s. 😂

  • @sk8queen
    @sk8queen 7 месяцев назад +388

    Dude is all over RUclips. If he had a channel, his check would probably pay his bond

    • @FCLaney
      @FCLaney 7 месяцев назад +12

      His name and everything 😬🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @harrisonhanson2998
      @harrisonhanson2998 7 месяцев назад +4

      Ikr!

    • @supermankent1041
      @supermankent1041 7 месяцев назад +40

      There is No Bond in this case. It was Revoked.

    • @JohnSmith-cx8co
      @JohnSmith-cx8co 7 месяцев назад +9

      Also can’t profit from a crime

    • @mechwarrior13
      @mechwarrior13 7 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@JohnSmith-cx8cosomeone knows their rights!

  • @brittanypleasant4517
    @brittanypleasant4517 7 месяцев назад +155

    The way the judge threw his pen 😂

    • @whoaskedyou.
      @whoaskedyou. 7 месяцев назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @shuckyducky3471
      @shuckyducky3471 7 месяцев назад +8

      He was so done after that 😂

    • @nyakwarObat
      @nyakwarObat 7 месяцев назад +1

      Brutal shit

    • @darkclaw1462
      @darkclaw1462 7 месяцев назад +1

      Homie couldn’t believe how stupid he was. He was on a verge of laughing. 😂💀

    • @whoaskedyou.
      @whoaskedyou. 7 месяцев назад

      @@darkclaw1462 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @naomidillen9599
    @naomidillen9599 7 месяцев назад +103

    He’s surprised at the verdict!? 😂

    • @pritzilpalazzo
      @pritzilpalazzo 7 месяцев назад +8

      At this level of stupidity, maybe he didn't have the time to figure out what the outcome was gonna be !

    • @parsnipproductions8875
      @parsnipproductions8875 7 месяцев назад

      He had his bond revoked and the case delayed which means he has to go back to jail and still repay or pay the bond. No verdict yet

  • @annastuller8869
    @annastuller8869 7 месяцев назад +145

    He couldn't have pulled over and sat in the passenger seat real quick ??

    • @bigbluelt56
      @bigbluelt56 7 месяцев назад +29

      Or get out of the damn car altogether before joining the call, lol? "I am walking to my doctor's appointment right now...I am just about pulling in their parking lot right nowwww." 😂😂

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +3

      🤣🤣

    • @drmnishikawa
      @drmnishikawa 7 месяцев назад +8

      Would be too tall of an order for his intelligence

    • @CornholioPuppetMaster
      @CornholioPuppetMaster 7 месяцев назад +1

      Tell the judge it’s a foreign car and he’s actually in the passenger seat

    • @Tax_Collector01
      @Tax_Collector01 7 месяцев назад +2

      “Your honor, Honorable Judge Cedric Simpson…there was a strange masked man that hijacked my car and pulled me up to my doctor’s appointment; he was very nice, but frankly I didn’t want to come out today because I do not have a license- I have a suspended license. I know this looks bad, but I am sitting here in the passenger’s seat.” *twiddles thumbs*

  • @pandamagic937
    @pandamagic937 7 месяцев назад +123

    His lawyer tried to postpone it 😂😂 she mustve wanted to quit after that

    • @AhusluhXXXratedEmpireTV
      @AhusluhXXXratedEmpireTV 7 месяцев назад

      it backfired on hr part... her client violation it..

    • @ewillli89
      @ewillli89 7 месяцев назад +17

      Right the PD tried to adjourn with the quickness!!! Like Corey, shut up!!!😂

    • @CCFONESOL
      @CCFONESOL 7 месяцев назад +17

      I swear I hear laughter in the background at one point

    • @pandamagic937
      @pandamagic937 7 месяцев назад +9

      @CCFONESOL yes! She was definitely trying to contain her laughter 😃

    • @pritzilpalazzo
      @pritzilpalazzo 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@CCFONESOL Yeah, at 2:18 we can hear it 🤣

  • @maracaibotrini4793
    @maracaibotrini4793 7 месяцев назад +85

    He was 150% sure it was okay to do that 🤣🤣🤣🤣. "Just one second, I'm pulling in, one second" 😂😂😂

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @AlphariusDominatus
      @AlphariusDominatus 7 месяцев назад +7

      Yeah the Judge loves it when you tell him/her to wait for YOU while commiting a crime. 😂😂😂

    • @nabryankeene2549
      @nabryankeene2549 7 месяцев назад +5

      "I'm pulling in Riiiight now" Lmao! 😂🤣😭

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад

      He's used to privilege and having it his way because no 40 yr old give or take would ever think to attend court while driving. That's first and foremost

    • @sarahalbers5555
      @sarahalbers5555 2 месяца назад

      With his seatbelt and window in full view

  • @34stzoo
    @34stzoo 7 месяцев назад +268

    He has to move out of the country now... You couldn't write a better skit.

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook 7 месяцев назад +6

      I see lots of other TV stations from around the country posting RUclips clips of court footage so I wouldn't be surprised if Saturday Night Live makes a skit out of it

    • @halberderdier8073
      @halberderdier8073 7 месяцев назад +4

      He'd have to move to Mars....

    • @kjlee8399
      @kjlee8399 7 месяцев назад +2

      He will probably sue now. He was found innocent as the suspension should have been lifted two years ago. Which means the ticket that landed him in zoom court and the bond revocation should have not happened. Crappy lawyer also as she could have figured this out before court. Hope he wins big!!

    • @tayo17923
      @tayo17923 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@kjlee8399 he still... didn't...have a license..what part of that don't you understand??

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @BSpinoza210
    @BSpinoza210 7 месяцев назад +138

    Judge Simpson for SCOTUS, we need to bring some sanity back to the highest court of the land.

    • @felicianelson2779
      @felicianelson2779 7 месяцев назад

      WHAT IS SCOTUS???

    • @timcornelius1912
      @timcornelius1912 7 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@felicianelson2779Supreme Court of the United States 😏

    • @lachyt5247
      @lachyt5247 6 месяцев назад +1

      Simpson was found guilty of judicial misconduct for interfering with a police investigation of his 18yr old intern that he was having a personal relationship with. She was done for a DUI crash, he personally showed up at the scene, then contacted the prosecutors office to prevent them issuing a warrant. The intern, who was his former student, and the judge shared 10,000 personal text messages and calls in 2 months. The Judicial tenure commission petitioned to have him removed from the bench. In the supreme court hearing he was found to have engaged in judicial misconduct by interfering with an investigation and several SC justices voted for him to be removed from the bench. In the end he was fined >$7000 and suspended without pay for 9 months.
      I like this guys style and enjoy watching him, but he would NEVER be confirmed or nominated for SCOTUS, he'd get torn to pieces in the hearings. To be honest, he's lucky to still be a judge.

    • @BSpinoza210
      @BSpinoza210 6 месяцев назад +1

      @@lachyt5247 By 'personal relationship' you mean the relationship he had with every single one of his interns where he provided them personal and professional advice, and in this case, the lady in question was going through a bad breakup. Finally, he didn't interfere at all with the stop other than to just show up and advise her to talk to a lawyer, which the cop at the scene apparently took personally. He didn't interfere, he didn't get in the cop's way, and he didn't touch anything in the car other than to retrieve her personal effects after the cop told him it was ok to do so.

    • @lachyt5247
      @lachyt5247 6 месяцев назад

      @@BSpinoza210
      (i) 10,000 non-buisness text messages and calls in 2 months - he was banging her.
      (ii) He interfered with the issuance of a warrant by personally interceding with the district attorney.
      (iii) He was found guilty of judicial misconduct in the SC. And narrowly avoided complete removal.

  • @morganjones6401
    @morganjones6401 7 месяцев назад +173

    I live in the area so this is doubly hilarious for me! I've been in front of Judge Simpson before and he rarely smiles. This is next level stupidity that should embarrass other stupid people!

    • @debdanton2295
      @debdanton2295 7 месяцев назад +28

      I must disagree. Judge Simpson has a great demeanor and smiles and laughs a whole lot.

    • @morganjones6401
      @morganjones6401 7 месяцев назад +31

      @@debdanton2295 you're right. It's been a really long time since I've seen him, as it was around the time his daughter was in a car accident by a drunk driver and he was very abrasive towards anyone who had a DUI charge. It was around 2003.

    • @harrisonhanson2998
      @harrisonhanson2998 7 месяцев назад +10

      I’ve watched this judge many times in his courtroom & he laughs & smiles all the time.

    • @taeosama9671
      @taeosama9671 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@morganjones6401are you in Pennsylvania?

    • @taeosama9671
      @taeosama9671 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@morganjones6401that’s literally the same story with a judge in Philly. His daughter 👧 overdosed on heroin. He was a drug court judge and the last judge you wanted to see. You were cooked

  • @kameenavery9616
    @kameenavery9616 7 месяцев назад +84

    That public defender having a smile on her face just as dumbfounded as the Judge............ The thoughts going through these 2 minds.....

    • @mangravy2000
      @mangravy2000 7 месяцев назад +7

      The public defender put his picture at the top of boneheaded clients Christmas tree she has on the wall.

    • @Edrec
      @Edrec 7 месяцев назад

      @@mangravy2000 😂😂 No way!

  • @mikethomas1009
    @mikethomas1009 7 месяцев назад +89

    Funniest Judge Simpson video ever. This guy has to be the new poster boy for “I am an idiot”!!

    • @KNByam
      @KNByam 7 месяцев назад +1

      He's the living embodiment of that phrase.

    • @Anonyme67
      @Anonyme67 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @taaurus13
    @taaurus13 7 месяцев назад +38

    I love how he seemed to think the judge’s issue was just that he was driving and not parked! 😂

    • @parsnipproductions8875
      @parsnipproductions8875 7 месяцев назад

      He probably forgot his license was suspended and thought the judge wanted him to focus on the case

    • @mariahyohannes
      @mariahyohannes 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@parsnipproductions8875But he was going to court for driving with a suspended license😭😭🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @parsnipproductions8875
      @parsnipproductions8875 7 месяцев назад

      @@mariahyohannes damn that’s rough. The weed is pretty good up here in Michigan though he could have still forgot

  • @myronmenyfield5640
    @myronmenyfield5640 7 месяцев назад +53

    I feel like I’m watching a episode of the worlds most dumbest criminals 😅

    • @nyakwarObat
      @nyakwarObat 7 месяцев назад +1

      He's definitely made it for that award

  • @JuandeFucaU
    @JuandeFucaU 7 месяцев назад +63

    this guy is the reason fast food coffee cups say "contents may be hot."

  • @IsmaldoLUSOMADRIDISTA
    @IsmaldoLUSOMADRIDISTA 7 месяцев назад +77

    He should have just showed up to court in person.

    • @HermanPowell-o5b
      @HermanPowell-o5b 7 месяцев назад +2

      EXACTLY

    • @TonyRock0319
      @TonyRock0319 7 месяцев назад +14

      Or not drive which would have been easier.

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook 7 месяцев назад +8

      They don't necessarily give you the option of doing that right now. Because they got used to having sessions with Zoom during the pandemic, quite often they have hearings scheduled as remote from the start. But regardless, he should've had the sense to not be actually driving when it was time for the hearing. He deserves to be in jail.

    • @denischabriddell986
      @denischabriddell986 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@TonyRock0319how about that part right there. What's going on with people's character we do what's right because it's right and we keep doing it right even if nobody's watching..

  • @BSpinoza210
    @BSpinoza210 7 месяцев назад +78

    Your honor, I'd like to plead that my client is insane. No sane person would commit the same crime he's being charged of on video.

  • @Genesh12
    @Genesh12 7 месяцев назад +72

    COMMON SENSE AND HONOR FROM A JUDGE!

  • @mike-uw6wt
    @mike-uw6wt 7 месяцев назад +32

    I love when the judge turns his head and looks at the bailiff like is this really happening wtf 😳

  • @cshubs
    @cshubs 7 месяцев назад +33

    I wonder how many weeks it had been since the previous hearing. He'd been driving that whole time.

  • @AnthonyThomas-j6q
    @AnthonyThomas-j6q 7 месяцев назад +21

    This is on every channel WORLD WIDE. I bet Corey Harris gets another ticket for talking on the phone while driving! I wonder if they just revoke it forever. This is Priceless.

  • @TyrellWilson_82
    @TyrellWilson_82 7 месяцев назад +18

    It was the “Oh My Gawd” at the end that took me out 😂

    • @larrymarshall8900
      @larrymarshall8900 7 месяцев назад +5

      He looked dumbfounded once he said oh my God.

    • @zantims8073
      @zantims8073 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ikr

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +1

      He thought he had it made until he finally had a judge who doesn't mess around

  • @adrichapoy6525
    @adrichapoy6525 7 месяцев назад +63

    Hello? Yeah straight to jail.

    • @glitter_fart
      @glitter_fart 7 месяцев назад

      mr allen was already behind him!

    • @Karmaisabliss215
      @Karmaisabliss215 7 месяцев назад +1

      He probably got a slap on the wrist

    • @glitter_fart
      @glitter_fart 7 месяцев назад

      @@Karmaisabliss215 yup, got a prbond

  • @alephnull7410
    @alephnull7410 7 месяцев назад +18

    The judge, lawyer, and defendant are perfectly cast in this real life episode

  • @d.n.adatniccalexxx
    @d.n.adatniccalexxx 7 месяцев назад +166

    and the next episode of “World’s dumbest criminals”🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adrichapoy6525
      @adrichapoy6525 7 месяцев назад +3

      “Omg”

    • @Lonelysportofboxing
      @Lonelysportofboxing 7 месяцев назад +1

      Watching this got me in tears 💀cause wtf!

    • @d.n.adatniccalexxx
      @d.n.adatniccalexxx 7 месяцев назад +1

      It happens here in Cleveland Ohio 🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️😂😂👊🏾👊🏾

    • @mrwodabe
      @mrwodabe 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Lonelysportofboxing@highlight @everyone
      🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣@highlight @everyone
      🤣🤫🤫"Your Honor, it's the Lead in the Water. I'm Retarded🤪 with mental 🤯features" 💯👈🏿 Big, Fat, AND dumb. A big waste of protoplasm 💯 PLEASE DON'T BREED🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ragtowne
    @ragtowne 7 месяцев назад +40

    Is it possible to have a fractional IQ, perhaps 0.50?

    • @Desertfox14
      @Desertfox14 7 месяцев назад +3

      If so this is an example of it 😂

    • @samclark379
      @samclark379 7 месяцев назад +5

      His IQ is IOU.

    • @Marinealver
      @Marinealver 7 месяцев назад

      negative IQ

    • @rbarnes4076
      @rbarnes4076 7 месяцев назад

      LMAO.
      (0.5 IQ? I think we are in ant territory here!!!)
      Epically humorous post!

    • @simplyputmusings2948
      @simplyputmusings2948 7 месяцев назад

      Blowing too many 🌴🌴🌴🌴. Look at his lips. That's why he's delayed.

  • @halfpintyt
    @halfpintyt 7 месяцев назад +44

    How do you manage to fuck up like that lol

    • @tommyd1871
      @tommyd1871 7 месяцев назад +3

      Take a guess!!!!!

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 7 месяцев назад

      That's very easy to do. He's appearing in absentia meaning he could have been sky-diving while this hearing occurs.
      You'd be surprised at how easy it is for defendants to screw up their Court appearance simply because they appeared before a Judge remotely. People get Time Zones wrong all the time, for instance.

    • @bagamnan9170
      @bagamnan9170 7 месяцев назад +1

      the way he said "oh my god" shows that he thinks its not a big deal"so what if i endanger ppls lives on the road"

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      You should know government workers

  • @Bobross83475
    @Bobross83475 7 месяцев назад +97

    Dont be a Corey

    • @coreysanders6197
      @coreysanders6197 7 месяцев назад

      Keep your mouth shut

    • @warningloudnoiseahead
      @warningloudnoiseahead 7 месяцев назад +4

      Damn good advice 😂

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, don't drive while your driver license is valid

    • @NeverSober8008
      @NeverSober8008 6 месяцев назад

      @@knerduno5942Never had a license to begin with 🤣

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 6 месяцев назад

      @@NeverSober8008 Yews, so can;t have a "suspended" license if never had one

  • @alanweiss3534
    @alanweiss3534 7 месяцев назад +8

    It never ends well when the judge becomes a witness.

  • @NeilStudd
    @NeilStudd 7 месяцев назад +26

    "Next up, defendent accused of murder... GOOD LORD, SIR, WHAT ARE YOU DOING"

    • @hexajon93
      @hexajon93 7 месяцев назад +7

      I'm almost done with my victim....RIIIIGHT NOW! OK! 😃

    • @vvjjkk
      @vvjjkk 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@hexajon93 BOND REVOKED

  • @Desertfox14
    @Desertfox14 7 месяцев назад +27

    The intelligence just isn't there 😂

  • @philipmunoz9056
    @philipmunoz9056 7 месяцев назад +11

    I could hear the rudeness in his voice when he was parking like they were on his time

  • @SirPudge
    @SirPudge 7 месяцев назад +72

    This clip has gone completely viral and he deserves every view lol

  • @mechwarrior13
    @mechwarrior13 7 месяцев назад +4

    0:36 the way he dropped the pen is like a parent disappointed at their child 😂

  • @showman1438
    @showman1438 7 месяцев назад +14

    I think the strategy was to adjourn the case due to a medical issue. The thing with the doctor’s office was part of the plan, and everything was going according to plan until the judge reminded him that his license had been suspended😂

    • @DynoGreen313
      @DynoGreen313 7 месяцев назад

      over a revoked license? why try to have that delayed ? it's nothnig

  • @carleysoul
    @carleysoul 7 месяцев назад +13

    How men embarrass his lawyer is how he embarrass his woman! 😅 Everybody lost for words and he talmbout "helloooo" 😂

    • @Unearth164
      @Unearth164 7 месяцев назад

      Wow, there is definitely something in the water in this country. WHAT did you say?

  • @tiffanybailey2777
    @tiffanybailey2777 7 месяцев назад +45

    Stupid is as stupid does...

    • @lahoucineelhidad1123
      @lahoucineelhidad1123 7 месяцев назад +2

      That word is no longer enough , we need different word for some people lol

    • @halberderdier8073
      @halberderdier8073 7 месяцев назад +1

      Y'all don't understand. He was just demonstrating to the judge what a capable and responsible driver he is....

  • @jgilchristmusic
    @jgilchristmusic 7 месяцев назад +15

    I would love to have heard that phone call from the attorney lol!

  • @Blacksheep84-12
    @Blacksheep84-12 7 месяцев назад +36

    If you know your license is suspended and you can’t drive a car 🚘 why show up to zoom court driving , what type the drug this man was on

    • @shamarerskine3987
      @shamarerskine3987 7 месяцев назад +5

      Fentanyl and meth😂

    • @simplyputmusings2948
      @simplyputmusings2948 7 месяцев назад +2

      🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴 people don't notice that they are slow . They do it all of the time.

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 7 месяцев назад +1

      He appears totally sober. I detect no signs of intoxication.
      That being said you can be 100% sober but stupid at the same time.

  • @iheartlofi
    @iheartlofi 7 месяцев назад +7

    It’s called “caught red-handed.”

  • @sk8queen
    @sk8queen 7 месяцев назад +15

    His blood pressure gone be sky high when he gets into the doctor

    • @hanghad7645
      @hanghad7645 7 месяцев назад

      He doesn’t even care,his blood pressure never being high.

  • @everdream741
    @everdream741 7 месяцев назад +41

    The judge wanted to make it easy for him if he didn't do this stupidity .

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 7 месяцев назад

      Yup! I've been before plenty of County Magistrates because I'm a fuckup. The Judge was very accommodating.
      Corey screwed it all up 😂.

  • @gus2600
    @gus2600 5 месяцев назад +1

    Mr. Harris seems like a nice guy. My four year old grandson will tell you that his facial expression is the one that you have when your mom catches you with your hand in the cookie jar directly before dinner .

  • @kellygirl811
    @kellygirl811 7 месяцев назад +7

    This is a perfect example of when they say "someone's jaw dropped" cuz that's exactly what he did here . Wow.

  • @user-xz2dc2qo9f
    @user-xz2dc2qo9f 9 дней назад +1

    YOU CAN NOT MANUFACTURE THIS KIND OF STUPIDITY 😂

  • @razvancosmin8188
    @razvancosmin8188 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:10 In this moment, he realised he fucket up 😂😂

  • @UncleBen-h2y
    @UncleBen-h2y 6 месяцев назад +1

    This whole story has become a soap opera.
    1) he’s on a zoom call driving and his court appearance is in reference to a suspended license.
    2) he does an interview with local media saying his license was reinstated. That media station looks it up and he’s right.
    3) turns out that the reinstatement was incorrect and when asked if he ever had a license to begin with he says he can’t remember.
    4) while in the court room to see the judge, he’s arrested again. This time for unpaid child support.
    This is wild stuff!

  • @Redhead155
    @Redhead155 7 месяцев назад +25

    What part of suspended didn’t you understand ?

    • @BobbiStevens-q7o
      @BobbiStevens-q7o 7 месяцев назад +1

      Plus a charge of distracted driving now. Zooming with a traffic court judge while driving!!

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      The part were it was not

  • @libbyworkman3459
    @libbyworkman3459 4 месяца назад +1

    Look at his face when he realizes that he put the noose around his own neck.

  • @FranciscoCastro-b8k
    @FranciscoCastro-b8k 7 месяцев назад +9

    That public defender tried to be smooth and move the case without the judge noticing. The judge was too sharp.

    • @hexajon93
      @hexajon93 7 месяцев назад +3

      That's why I think it'd be hard to be a lawyer. Not because of the BAR or anything like that. They get out there and deal with people like this and have to try to defend their client as best as possible. Also on a side note, the judge did ask what they were doing so she probably was just on mental script at that point. "Judge asked me a question, I answer it regardless of what I know is about to happen" 😂

    • @swahiliarabika
      @swahiliarabika 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      Yeah, sharp as a bowling ball

  • @Carriedteamavatar
    @Carriedteamavatar 7 месяцев назад +3

    “Are you driving?”
    “Actually I’m pulling into my doctors office right now.”
    🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @donjuan6646
    @donjuan6646 7 месяцев назад +14

    I wonder if he drove to turn himself in at 6pm at the dept?

    • @boibotbot9030
      @boibotbot9030 7 месяцев назад +1

      no one else will get him there

    • @bigbluelt56
      @bigbluelt56 7 месяцев назад +1

      Oh, for sure.

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад +1

      Probably 😂😂😂😂 well I’m sure he did

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 7 месяцев назад

      100%, & Ain't That America.
      Honestly, if you press any American on what they can keep, their guns or their trucks, Americans will choose their trucks 100% of every time.

  • @randoir1863
    @randoir1863 7 месяцев назад +14

    You just can't fix stupid.

  • @dariansterns187
    @dariansterns187 7 месяцев назад +25

    As a black person, all I can do is sigh ☹️☹️☹️

    • @logicplague
      @logicplague 7 месяцев назад

      As a human, I laugh at idiots of every color. I don't have a connection to people just because we share physical traits none of us got a choice in.

    • @Link-ec5og
      @Link-ec5og 7 месяцев назад +2

      Here we go. The I'm black or he's black comment... smh.

    • @MrJess-el8ku
      @MrJess-el8ku 7 месяцев назад +3

      Why fool? I'm black too, but his stupid behavior has ZERO to do with me.

    • @CoffeeAndPaul
      @CoffeeAndPaul 7 месяцев назад

      Dude, this is all of us 😍😍.

    • @knerduno5942
      @knerduno5942 7 месяцев назад

      Yes, government incompetence of that court for not making sure his license was really not suspended. Lawsuit time

  • @taufaaho6715
    @taufaaho6715 7 месяцев назад +4

    Raised his hand up like he in school 😅😂

  • @johnnyraymond2532
    @johnnyraymond2532 7 месяцев назад +14

    He looks off to the left and then puts his head back..You can tell the guy had no clue what he was doing

    • @striperking6083
      @striperking6083 7 месяцев назад

      He can’t help it if he’s stupid

  • @AlanNguyen-bj8gk
    @AlanNguyen-bj8gk 7 месяцев назад +6

    The prosecutor literally was laughing since he didn't have to say anything at all.

  • @micahqgecko
    @micahqgecko 4 месяца назад +1

    1:13 lol that blond woman fighting back some laughs

  • @DYLAN102001
    @DYLAN102001 7 месяцев назад +12

    Big Smoke done F'ed up.

    • @simplyputmusings2948
      @simplyputmusings2948 7 месяцев назад

      You can definitely tell that he smoke a lot of 🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴🌴. He has those blackend and tough 🌴🌴 smoker lips. He smoke a lot.

  • @richardjohnson6628
    @richardjohnson6628 7 месяцев назад +1

    Follow Up:
    The Defendant's Driver License was reinstated back in 2022. Document Judge was looking at was NOT ACCURATE/TRUE.
    He spent two days in jail and was released.

    • @DetroitFreePress
      @DetroitFreePress  7 месяцев назад +1

      Details here: www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/

  • @YarnCrafts4lefties
    @YarnCrafts4lefties 7 месяцев назад +3

    When the defendant said "Oh my God." All I could imagine is God replying "Don't bring my name into this."

  • @halroxdynasty8683
    @halroxdynasty8683 7 месяцев назад +1

    The way he rolls his eyes at the end and sighs is literal comedy 😂😂😂 like brooooo wtaf were you expecting?! 🤣👏🏻

    • @EddiePReacts
      @EddiePReacts 7 месяцев назад

      His license wasn't really suspended. It was a clerical error.

  • @TheLifeofRiley0
    @TheLifeofRiley0 7 месяцев назад +8

    The level of stupid made me laugh myself into an asthma attack

  • @quinishawilliams5877
    @quinishawilliams5877 7 месяцев назад +7

    The judge was more upset with the level of stupidity than the crime because wth.

  • @PaxtonBair
    @PaxtonBair 7 месяцев назад +12

    It's funny when he raises his hand ✋ lmao because no buddy speaking and he doesn't know what going on lmao 🤣🤣🤣 this is too funny 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @danielmorris4492
    @danielmorris4492 7 месяцев назад +6

    The prosecutor didn't have to say a thing, easy dub.😂😂😂

  • @youreatowel9705
    @youreatowel9705 7 месяцев назад +6

    You can hear the entitlement in his voice "actually pulling up to my dr office right now" as if a dr appointment is an excuse to drive on suspended. You can see him a couple times try to speak but the words wouldn't come out 😂 probably for the best they didn't.

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @luvreignm.c
      @luvreignm.c 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @xReclusive
    @xReclusive 7 месяцев назад +6

    This guy is the reason it says "do not eat" on silica packets

  • @philipm5043
    @philipm5043 7 месяцев назад +3

    That PD smiling after she realized this was about to go viral.

  • @Thegovernor01
    @Thegovernor01 7 месяцев назад +2

    Did the Free Press run a retraction after ruining this guy's life. He looked confused bcuz "Surprise" the DMV told him he was good to drive but never finished entering his license up in the system.

    • @DetroitFreePress
      @DetroitFreePress  7 месяцев назад

      Update after a review of court records: www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/

    • @TakenTook
      @TakenTook 7 месяцев назад

      Did you see that he doesn't even have a license in the first place? They don't have to run any kind of retraction at all.

  • @wandabellamy6120
    @wandabellamy6120 7 месяцев назад +4

    I don't care how many times I watch this Shit right here 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @makeitname7656
    @makeitname7656 3 месяца назад +1

    1:22 "ahm", priceless

  • @simplyputmusings2948
    @simplyputmusings2948 7 месяцев назад +4

    When the judge threw his pen 🖋️. I've been crying laughing at how his jaw slowly dropped. 😂 He's so used to doing wrong that he forgot. 😂 His attorney HATE him so much right now. 😂

  • @dariansterns187
    @dariansterns187 7 месяцев назад +13

    He still got his seat belt on… damn! Com’on bruh! You know you are on video!

    • @jackgrimaldi8685
      @jackgrimaldi8685 7 месяцев назад +2

      Hey, safety first!

    • @princess0974
      @princess0974 7 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 I can’t with my stomach this is too much 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @user-ex4pe7ly8i
    @user-ex4pe7ly8i 7 месяцев назад +4

    Which is more precious? The look on the judge's face after seeing what Harris' is doing, or the look on Harris' face after being caught out

  • @angryBorderschick
    @angryBorderschick 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love this judge!!! We need more like him.

  • @ltnitmare
    @ltnitmare 7 месяцев назад +4

    Guilty of self snitching in the first degree!

  • @MW-xm1rc
    @MW-xm1rc 14 дней назад +1

    How Dumb Can You Be?

  • @margiefernandez498
    @margiefernandez498 7 месяцев назад +7

    He had a passenger in the car, that person would’ve driven.

  • @tobattle
    @tobattle 7 месяцев назад +3

    Priceless!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Dane3804
    @Dane3804 7 месяцев назад +10

    This guy reminds me of a full size Beetlejuice.😅

  • @alexannaz
    @alexannaz 7 месяцев назад +2

    First class mouth breather.

  • @emmatyler4375
    @emmatyler4375 7 месяцев назад +3

    I read somewhere that his license wasn’t suspended. If so, he’s being made to feel stupid for something that was due to someone else’s error and a lack of compassion from this judge. Making fun of someone when they are struggling says more about you than them.

    • @DetroitFreePress
      @DetroitFreePress  7 месяцев назад

      Read it here! www.freep.com/story/news/nation/2024/06/03/corey-harris-suspended-license/73963078007/

  • @terryprewitt4626
    @terryprewitt4626 7 месяцев назад +3

    Do not mistake arrogance for stupidity .

  • @rickypoole965
    @rickypoole965 7 месяцев назад +7

    The look on his face as he just realizes calling from the car was a bad idea.

  • @sleepylycan
    @sleepylycan 7 месяцев назад +10

    Hellooo??🤦🏻

  • @Pureignition58
    @Pureignition58 7 месяцев назад +3

    2:00 He actually looks surprised!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣