How Apples Are Made In A Lab

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  • Опубликовано: 5 сен 2024

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  • @markspencer4092
    @markspencer4092 3 года назад +11545

    They take a bite out of each apple and discard them as if apples grow on trees.

  • @happydays9501
    @happydays9501 3 года назад +8501

    It's kind of sad how many apples were bitten only once

    • @breadyblox2263
      @breadyblox2263 3 года назад +264

      Yup and I would like to taste that cosmic krisp

    • @frogstereighteeng5499
      @frogstereighteeng5499 3 года назад +331

      Would be interesting if they made pies and such for charity. Or donated them somewhere

    • @MrThekingofcod6
      @MrThekingofcod6 3 года назад +554

      Don’t worry, they use those apples as Apple logos in each MacBook.

    • @henriettagabrieldivine7062
      @henriettagabrieldivine7062 3 года назад +45

      @@MrThekingofcod6 your comment is so underrated 😂😂😂

    • @harjitkaur8957
      @harjitkaur8957 3 года назад +5

      @@MrThekingofcod6 xD

  • @HessBenteTres
    @HessBenteTres 3 года назад +20666

    The perfect apple would be the one who doesn’t overprice it’s gadgets and is compatible with all chargers.

    • @PearTreeBudz
      @PearTreeBudz 3 года назад +325

      What's wrong? Did you buy the 12 and not realize something?

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 года назад +52

      Obsessed

    • @krollpeter
      @krollpeter 3 года назад +444

      ... and can easily be repaired, very important!

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 года назад +50

      @@krollpeter it can be repaired literally at every apple store and authorized store, by professionals...

    • @Link_t.
      @Link_t. 3 года назад +13

      @@krollpeter except they have actual, precise experiences with apple devices than others who just have general knowledge

  • @Chickin
    @Chickin 3 года назад +4019

    2:28 never felt so relatable to an apple

  • @zedjacob8065
    @zedjacob8065 3 года назад +8189

    If you don't mind having a less red apple, the Fuji apple is literally the sweetest one out there.

    • @8BitNostalgia
      @8BitNostalgia 3 года назад +590

      Not true, I live in Washington state the apple capital of the world. The sweetest apple on average is the Honey crisp. It will hold its sugar content better and longer.. unless your picking off the tree you want a honey crisp not a fuji. Which is one of the parents of the cosmic crisp.

    • @crankypantsmcduff
      @crankypantsmcduff 3 года назад +213

      ooh I like Fuji apples nom nom nom. Each to their own.

    • @pogcat6101
      @pogcat6101 3 года назад +238

      @@8BitNostalgia I mean Fuji apple is very sweet and honey crisp is just the same but the honey crisp have more crunchy than the Fuji apple

    • @ohyeahminecraft
      @ohyeahminecraft 3 года назад +125

      I had a cosmic crisp last year when the grocery store I work at got them, as soon as they came in... divine. Sugar sweet and the sweetest apple I've ever tasted. Big too. Almost too sweet.

    • @2ToTheDome
      @2ToTheDome 3 года назад +18

      Gala apples are the sweetest

  • @matthewb840
    @matthewb840 3 года назад +2001

    Today I learned that apples can go out of style....

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 3 года назад +29

      Pretty sure people grew taste buds.

    • @Mayakran
      @Mayakran 3 года назад +37

      Taste changes-that’s why no one eats savory jello “salads” anymore (they were a huge deal in the 50’s)

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 года назад +1

      Yeah

    • @princessbanana4625
      @princessbanana4625 3 года назад +19

      @Eli Wiens no u

    • @mokushmasmo6009
      @mokushmasmo6009 3 года назад +2

      It's called supply and demand

  • @maixe13
    @maixe13 3 года назад +3229

    1:16
    This man said “I eat an apple everyday”
    Doctors are afraid of him

    • @hihii9140
      @hihii9140 3 года назад +6

      loll

    • @ianwong684
      @ianwong684 3 года назад +15

      He is a doctor

    • @DrRiq
      @DrRiq 3 года назад +15

      Doctors HATE him!

    • @Fennetic
      @Fennetic 3 года назад +14

      @@ianwong684 then that just means he hates himself...

    • @Sh4dowbanned
      @Sh4dowbanned 3 года назад +2

      @@Fennetic
      We all hate ourselves. Nothing new. Or, atleast, I do.

  • @celam5761
    @celam5761 3 года назад +2842

    “What’s your job?”
    “I work at a lab”
    “What do you do at the lab?”
    *” a p p l e “*

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +24

      Still not better then apples from my apple tree at home

    • @heromaxone2993
      @heromaxone2993 3 года назад +34

      Or “what’s your job”
      “I work with apples”
      “You mean you work at apple”
      “No”

    • @zvigier
      @zvigier 3 года назад +2

      THE APPLE or big red apple 🤣

    • @notreallyagameranymore
      @notreallyagameranymore 3 года назад +1

      Apol tim

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 года назад +4

      You mean u work at the lab of trillion dollar company? Cool
      No I said Apple, a real apple

  • @drewder1789
    @drewder1789 3 года назад +3299

    The meme potential behind “take a bite, soft, terrible” is unrealized

  • @LEAHF4R
    @LEAHF4R 3 года назад +3001

    The perfect apple is the one that gives me fire resistance, regeneration, Resistance, absorbtion etc

    • @royalgummyworm8131
      @royalgummyworm8131 3 года назад +88

      Wanna go to dungeons with the homies get some notch apples since you can't craft them anymore?

    • @Ahmed-jv7oc
      @Ahmed-jv7oc 3 года назад +6

      Haha lmao

    • @mostbaseddog
      @mostbaseddog 3 года назад +12

      @@royalgummyworm8131 Damn.... how could they do that...

    • @Androidy
      @Androidy 3 года назад +4

      @@mostbaseddog Xbox 360 you can still craft them

    • @mousegoldstein4518
      @mousegoldstein4518 3 года назад +6

      The perfect apple for gives me strength, vitality, endurance, everything I could ever want.

  • @aidenwinter1117
    @aidenwinter1117 3 года назад +2615

    I can’t be the only one thinking they’d grow whole apples out of those slices at we saw at the beginning when they said “this is how apples are now grown”

    • @HashlessBrown
      @HashlessBrown 3 года назад +86

      This is the reason I clicked the video. I also had the same thought.

    • @pd-hh7tj
      @pd-hh7tj 3 года назад +14

      I don't know why I thought that. LOL!!!😅

    • @angel_cat
      @angel_cat 3 года назад +5

      Same. 😅😂

    • @tm-tn5cw
      @tm-tn5cw 3 года назад +5

      Hahahaha me too! 🤣 I don't know why it came into my mind

    • @mrcapt8106
      @mrcapt8106 3 года назад +1

      No. My IQ isn't that low

  • @BlackCat-yx9nt
    @BlackCat-yx9nt 3 года назад +1165

    " I work at an Apple lab"
    " Wow, Mac, iPhone or electric car?"
    " Actually Cosmic Crisp"
    " Woah, Apple has a new space program ?"

    • @marywatters5346
      @marywatters5346 3 года назад +17

      God loves you and will never stop loving you! Repent of your sins and want to give your life to God. God sent his only Son Jesus to die on the cross for our sins. John 3:16 tells us how much God loves us.❤❤❤🙏🏾❤❤

    • @MarmoMossBoll
      @MarmoMossBoll 3 года назад +39

      @@marywatters5346 this has nothing to do with this comment

    • @cocoman1456
      @cocoman1456 3 года назад +18

      @@marywatters5346 there's nothing to do with this comment

    • @berketleulkal6673
      @berketleulkal6673 3 года назад +11

      @@marywatters5346 I would if it existed

    • @MashZ
      @MashZ 3 года назад +9

      @@marywatters5346 but if I stop sinning then Jesus literally died for nothing

  • @familia3sgte
    @familia3sgte 3 года назад +2825

    Cosmic Crisp: *Exists
    Fuji: I'm about to end this man's whole career.

    • @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1
      @hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii1 3 года назад +81

      Actually a lot of people who have tried the cosmic crisp have loved it. But you should definitely try it yourself.

    • @waffletraktor9660
      @waffletraktor9660 3 года назад +72

      Gala is the best. Or honey crisp. But red delicious is gross.

    • @madhistory421
      @madhistory421 3 года назад +89

      @@waffletraktor9660 seriousely? Ppl actually eat red delicious? I ate it before and the skin was so hard to chew and it wasn’t that sweet either

    • @helenavilla8867
      @helenavilla8867 3 года назад +23

      I only eat fuji apple

    • @AJ-lg2sg
      @AJ-lg2sg 3 года назад +1

      @@waffletraktor9660 Yessir, Gala is the best

  • @mokriprdac689
    @mokriprdac689 3 года назад +2232

    Am I the only one who thought they were gluing it at the start?

  • @nomexx7101
    @nomexx7101 3 года назад +1035

    My grandpa says he remembers when red delicious became popular and his friends and him wanted to see the hype and they went and bought one and were met with the biggest disappointment of their lives.

    • @awwci
      @awwci 3 года назад +109

      That reminds me about a story I read about in a test. The story takes place somewhere in Asia, and it is about a man who brought home an apple as a gift for her daughter. I think they saved up to get it, because it was an American export(I am uncertain). The daughter would oftentimes imagine how tasty the red apple would be, but she thought that the apple was too pretty to eat. Once a week had passed she finality decided to have a taste. She was disappointed when she finally tasted it.

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 3 года назад +27

      @@awwci that story is so crazy given the fruit gifting industry in Japan and China. I mean they must've gotten tired of the disappointment and opted to outdo the US times 10😅

    • @papasscooperiaworker3649
      @papasscooperiaworker3649 3 года назад

      @@jrpapi5 what

    • @Rrrrcc4666
      @Rrrrcc4666 3 года назад +12

      Omg when i was growing up my dad used to bring basket -20lbs of Kashmiri apples for winters back in India and those apples were so fragrant that i still sometimes remember those days and taste of those apples were heavenly. Now i live in Canada and apples here so tastless bland and your toungie would only onow the taste of sugar and now i stopped eating apples.

    • @therealnoodles7638
      @therealnoodles7638 3 года назад +5

      Red delicious doesn't taste that great. My preference is gala apples.

  • @breezyg7652
    @breezyg7652 3 года назад +871

    This man has just ended every doctors career

    • @queensaharaice7376
      @queensaharaice7376 3 года назад +4

      @CARLOS ERNESTO BECERRIL LOPEZ Agreed! Why only 53 likes :(

    • @kris_pang
      @kris_pang 3 года назад +5

      Lol maybe because people don't understand.

    • @igot7armytaekook308
      @igot7armytaekook308 3 года назад

      People who are allergic to apples and those who don’t like apples:............=____=

    • @annaeka2466
      @annaeka2466 3 года назад +4

      Oh those old saying that says an apple a day make doctors away

    • @amoghplayzroblox2983
      @amoghplayzroblox2983 3 года назад +1

      So underateddd

  • @7ranscendenceRL
    @7ranscendenceRL 3 года назад +815

    2:27 "take a bite..." *throws on the ground* "soft"
    that one made me wince a bit...

    • @carlodifiore
      @carlodifiore 3 года назад +31

      Was looking for someone who though the same hahaha

    • @eilliem4826
      @eilliem4826 3 года назад +68

      I know, It feels wrong.

    • @gr1mmy954
      @gr1mmy954 3 года назад +26

      God: So you have chosen death

    • @Randomdude1979
      @Randomdude1979 3 года назад +45

      I can already imagine all the starving people getting a stroke from this

    • @ccroww
      @ccroww 3 года назад +15

      "Gordon Ramsay has entered the chat"

  • @AJ12Gamer
    @AJ12Gamer 3 года назад +4220

    At this rate. In a 100 years apples will just be as sweet and unhealthy as a chocolate bar 😂

    • @user-ff9rx
      @user-ff9rx 3 года назад +263

      All veg in our stores are already packed with unhealthy, no need to wait for 100 years, we are living it now

    • @thisisahumanlol8255
      @thisisahumanlol8255 3 года назад +264

      @@saveusgod1524
      Yes animals shouldnt be in cages, but vaccines are not poisioning people. It helps to train the immune system.

    • @saveusgod1524
      @saveusgod1524 3 года назад +4

      @Carina Liang thank you God bless, u are so amazing 🤩

    • @saveusgod1524
      @saveusgod1524 3 года назад +4

      @@tired_bish5423 thank you, what you see in others is in yourself, God bless, you are amazing 🤩

    • @Ari-rf9bu
      @Ari-rf9bu 3 года назад +72

      @Carina Liang unfortunately I doubt they’re trolling. Too many people think vaccines are so “dangerous and awful”. 🙄🙄

  • @duret-robertlouis2973
    @duret-robertlouis2973 3 года назад +715

    5:20 What the hell is this !? One slice of apple in a thick plastic packaging ? How is this legal ?!

    • @CaT-pv5ki
      @CaT-pv5ki 3 года назад +139

      have you ever had a school lunch? we get these all the time

    • @VanguardJohnson
      @VanguardJohnson 3 года назад +45

      I think there's more than a slice in each package

    • @duret-robertlouis2973
      @duret-robertlouis2973 3 года назад +114

      @@CaT-pv5ki in France they put WHOLE fruits, and on a plate..

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 года назад +26

      And itll cost you like $0.50 to 1$ for that too.

    • @eragon78
      @eragon78 3 года назад +8

      @Sobo who gave you it for free?
      Im talking about the retail cost of them.

  • @HashlessBrown
    @HashlessBrown 3 года назад +380

    I go to the grocery store and see that half an isle in the produce section is full of different apples..I browse through them all and always end up buying the second cheapest one.

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 года назад +3

      Sometimes the cheaper apples are more tasty. People don't buy them because they look wonky and because they think cheap=bad.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 года назад +2

      I stick to this order: Breaburn, Granny Smith, Pink Lady, Red Delicious. If one of those four is on sale, the others may be superseded. The hardest to find is my number one.

    • @010ChrisisCool
      @010ChrisisCool 3 года назад +2

      I've taste tested the whole selection before and my favorite actually was the red delicious, except I only like it with the skin peeled

    • @ericolens3
      @ericolens3 3 года назад +1

      Oof, thats one way of doing it.
      Just find the food you like.
      Gala is a nice crispy non expensive one.
      But buy just 1 new type of fruit every now and then. If its good. Try to make your nicer dishes with it.
      I stumbled upon Golden Opal. I only buy 2 at a time because its so good (also the price) but I can only eat half of it due to the Golden Opal being so sweet.
      Its based on the Golden delicious so it's sweet. But its crispy so non of the mushy traits that come from the "delicious" type of apples. They also somehow made it resistant to browning. So if you cut it, it will stay fresh longer.
      I eat half and come back the next day to finish it. I think they made it that way for people who do wine, cheese, and fruit trays.
      But seriously, try a new apple or fruit sometime. Just buy low amounts in case its not tasty or you want to save money.

  • @MinutePlant
    @MinutePlant 3 года назад +637

    This video is a part of their $10M marketing campaign😂😂😂🤞

    • @G3NK5T42
      @G3NK5T42 3 года назад +8

      It is! Red Delicious Apples are literally some of the most delicious, sweetest, crunchiest apples available! They're just trying to undermine the tastiest apples & promote this guy's apples, which I bet will be half the taste but twice the price!

    • @Weisz
      @Weisz 3 года назад +45

      @@G3NK5T42 aw hellllllll no. Red delicious are GROSS. Honeycrisp is imo the best, and since these are based on that I bet they will be good

    • @frostbite5092
      @frostbite5092 3 года назад +5

      @@Weisz hello meat slapper guy

    • @apatriot6421
      @apatriot6421 3 года назад +3

      @@Weisz didn't expect to see you here 🙃

    • @PsyDei
      @PsyDei 3 года назад +9

      Wow, people really are passionate about apples. Through all this video I was like "who gives a f*ck? An apple is an apple"
      I'll buy one of each variety next time and taste them.

  • @pinapberry4988
    @pinapberry4988 3 года назад +883

    Fuji apple is still the GOAT. they’re big, sweet, crunchy, juicy and not too pricy

    • @kcoker9189
      @kcoker9189 3 года назад +78

      That's gotta be the tag line to some escort service 😂

    • @therealnoodles7638
      @therealnoodles7638 3 года назад +40

      Gala apples. Fuji is too sweet and too hard for me.

    • @milkyway5192
      @milkyway5192 3 года назад +4

      Again, a man of culture you are.

    • @emperorhadrian6011
      @emperorhadrian6011 3 года назад +1

      @@milkyway5192
      Truly.

    • @MrArtVein
      @MrArtVein 3 года назад +22

      Until you taste the Pink Lady

  • @RuralRootsLiving
    @RuralRootsLiving 3 года назад +495

    It's kind of upsetting that one of the main criteria is looks. When I was in the right grade I started a pretty big garden. My friends always wondered why. I told them because, "One I want to eat as locally as possible and our grocery stores care more about looks than flavor."

    • @Leen7293
      @Leen7293 3 года назад +55

      But looks literally affect flavor. Maybe not in reality but in our brains it does. You enjoy eating something that’s looks organized and pretty than eating the *same* thing disorganized and has different weird colors.
      Like if there were two identical apple clones where one is red and the other is painted to look moldy and old, you’d enjoy the one that looks better.

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 года назад +19

      @@Leen7293 lol... still pretty stpd and ridiculous though. You taste them not display them. Sure presentation can help to elevate the food by tricking the brain or staff, only if you refer to served dishes not agricultural products.
      Since when an average apple or other staff in grocery looks disgusting unless theyre infested or rotten? Unless, you grew up in a very commercialized environment where machines and companies are the one who produce these products. They sure look good, but taste like plastic and could oftenly dangerous with chemicals used just to make your food "look good".
      Im pretty sure youve seen a very pleasing food by picture and looks, but taste disgusting. And, Im sure after tasting that you would think about the worth of your money that is wasted.

    • @Anafyral666
      @Anafyral666 3 года назад +8

      @@user-tv4ih2kq6r the reason why the red delicious was so popular for so long was because it had its looks prioritised over its flavour so people would buy it for looks over other apples, and then the breed was diluted so it looked better and better but was undeserving of the name "red delicious". In order to out-compete the other apples in stores it needs to have advantages over them, and to do so it needs to appeal to common customer sensibilities. If it manages to taste good and look good it would do what the red delicious and honeycrisps do but better and then be the "best apple" and potentially corner the market or something

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 года назад +2

      @@Anafyral666 To be fair in my point, I didnt specifically said that this apple or such bioengineered or commercialized product are all bad. But my point is out of circumstance, average apple doesnt have a problem to begin with; there are also cons out of pros provided which makes it not constantly "better" than usual ones. The misleading point here is they (the manufacturers) just "elevate" by preserving or changing some qualities, not fixing an issue regarding argricultiral products, etc.

    • @lilthiccyicky1683
      @lilthiccyicky1683 3 года назад +1

      That’s pretty cool you started a garden, I tried one time but everything died 🥲

  • @bingo6073
    @bingo6073 3 года назад +122

    Honestly glad they did this, red delicious apples taste like you're biting into a wool sweater with apple perfume.

    • @SpikeysThePickle
      @SpikeysThePickle 3 года назад +9

      U explained it so perfectly-
      I never liked red apples because of the texture

    • @bingo6073
      @bingo6073 3 года назад +3

      @@SpikeysThePickle ikr, i like literallt every other apple, but even baking apples are better raw

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 года назад +3

      @ExDeeXD Music marketing. Call it delicious when it's anything but.

    • @jmc8076
      @jmc8076 3 месяца назад

      Better to go back to traditional heritage apples. Vine ripened. Too many are wasted due to systems.

    • @thewholecow3439
      @thewholecow3439 2 месяца назад

      ☝️💯

  • @crazytayde2683
    @crazytayde2683 3 года назад +646

    Everyone gangsta until they make an apple, bite into it, then god randomly appear and erases human kind

    • @adeaddeity7265
      @adeaddeity7265 3 года назад +13

      IT TOOK ME A MOMENT TO UNDERSTAND

    • @crazytayde2683
      @crazytayde2683 3 года назад +3

      《〔 Ask_Greek24 〕》 😂

    • @5_C_G
      @5_C_G 3 года назад +11

      Life repeats it self. Maybe this were it all came from lol

    • @n34x57
      @n34x57 3 года назад +1

      Lols

    • @timothytobias9107
      @timothytobias9107 3 года назад +18

      "You humans just never learn"
      *banished*

  • @TaguroSuper
    @TaguroSuper 3 года назад +221

    Cosmic Crisp is a good laptop name for Apple 🍎😂.

    • @edryctan672
      @edryctan672 3 года назад +10

      LMAO, a higher end MacBook eh.

    • @jrpapi5
      @jrpapi5 3 года назад +4

      Guarantee that'll be patented or they'll buy rights to it from the patent holder 🤣🤣

  • @mohammedsaleh5970
    @mohammedsaleh5970 3 года назад +129

    4:49 was the moment when I realized that I been watching a very long Ad.

  • @shreshthasharma2621
    @shreshthasharma2621 3 года назад +700

    Can't express in words how weird it's to watch a perfect apple made coming from a third world country.. he literally toasted an apple because it was soft😭😭😭

    • @doggosupasta8020
      @doggosupasta8020 3 года назад +10

      Ye amiro ke chonchle hai😂hamko siraf safarchand maalum tha, inhone isme bhi jaat paat nikaaldii😂

    • @am32074
      @am32074 3 года назад +127

      I knowww I'm used to eating fruits no matter what! if it not rotten then it's okay heck- even if it's a small rotten area I will cut it off by a knife not even a knife I will bite that rotten piece off and eat the rest 😭
      (I live in a develobed country but my immigrate parents rasied me to appreciates food)

    • @luna0719
      @luna0719 3 года назад +18

      @@am32074 me too. not an ounce of food goes to waste in my mexican family

    • @Izzy254er
      @Izzy254er 3 года назад +6

      What's wrong with third world countries??

    • @Vladkhanthehun
      @Vladkhanthehun 3 года назад +31

      Approximately 1/3 of total food produced worldwide is never eaten. Farmers can grow more food there’s just not enough demand. The sad thing is we have the ability to solve world hunger, we just don’t because it would be expensive.

  • @cott7203
    @cott7203 3 года назад +116

    Imagine waiting in line for 2 hours for the new apple

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +1375

    I wanna try these apples

  • @anomnomnomnivore1350
    @anomnomnomnivore1350 3 года назад +254

    I’m accepting my imperfect apples, thank you

    • @leims4329
      @leims4329 3 года назад +5

      Boomer’s mentality

    • @samfarokii7636
      @samfarokii7636 3 года назад +11

      wait till you grow up and realize that “ imperfect is perfect “

    • @user-tv4ih2kq6r
      @user-tv4ih2kq6r 3 года назад +16

      @@leims4329 Ironically, that guy promoting these apples is a "boomer".😂😂

    • @leims4329
      @leims4329 3 года назад +1

      @@user-tv4ih2kq6r 😂😂🤗

    • @anomnomnomnivore1350
      @anomnomnomnivore1350 3 года назад +7

      @@leims4329 I’m literally from gen z bud. It’s just that my father is actually an industrial farmer and from his own experience and my personal experience the fruits that look perfect for shelves actually taste much worse than the imperfect ones. And no, I’m not talking non gmo. All our crops are gmo and the organic ones are for personal consumption. It’s just that we want to buy seed that makes good tasting food, not perfect subjects for an art student

  • @lebimas
    @lebimas 3 года назад +22

    2:27 “take a bite” *takes bite*
    *throws apple* “it’s soft. Terrible”
    Had me laughing

  • @eitanpery9421
    @eitanpery9421 3 года назад +471

    I never really thought anybody ever enjoyed eating red delicious apples, the always seemed more like decoration.

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 года назад +43

      Yeah, like for a pretty autumn fruit basket with like pumpkins and stuff. They're so mealy, even fresh ones I've handpicked out of Washington orchards in my town are still not very good haha.

    • @d-meth
      @d-meth 3 года назад +6

      They used to be good when they first started growing them, supposedly

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 года назад +17

      @@d-meth Fresh and fully ripened red delicious are amazing, but there is pretty much no way for them to ripen enough and also keep to be sold. So unless they're personally picked, they're gross.

    • @Sensoredcensored
      @Sensoredcensored 3 года назад +6

      I really can’t stand them

    • @TheDemsk
      @TheDemsk 3 года назад +2

      I hate their flavor and texture, but if you slice it and sprinkle salt on it, it is actually very good.

  • @GizelleSchaffnerr
    @GizelleSchaffnerr 3 года назад +724

    Imagine him taking a bite, and his dentures falling off without him noticing it, and throwing it away... Like garbage!

    • @divineladydee436
      @divineladydee436 3 года назад +12

      Why did I sadly think the same lol

    • @carribeangirl9542
      @carribeangirl9542 3 года назад +22

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😭😭😭I swear, I didn’t come here to laugh 😂😂😂😂💀☠️🤣🤣😂

    • @firstladygift.2431
      @firstladygift.2431 3 года назад

      😂

    • @soos1257
      @soos1257 3 года назад

      😂

    • @juanmoraesx
      @juanmoraesx 3 года назад

      Not that 😭😭💀💀💀💀

  • @LifeInABoxorigin
    @LifeInABoxorigin 3 года назад +451

    These titles are always a bit misleading.

    • @yucol5661
      @yucol5661 3 года назад +59

      Yeah, I thought it was about making apples without growing a tree

    • @sunnybaudelaire9384
      @sunnybaudelaire9384 3 года назад +13

      Exactly. This is how most agricultural science works. They take the plants with the best results, and only plant those seeds until they get the best result.

    • @Sa-fd7ih
      @Sa-fd7ih 3 года назад +2

      Yup. And I always click thumb down on click bait videos 😁

    • @gamingwithkev8208
      @gamingwithkev8208 3 года назад

      It's called click baiting which helps them getore views which equals more revenue

    • @kittenmimi5326
      @kittenmimi5326 3 года назад +1

      @@gamingwithkev8208 yeah. We know, it's just annoying tho. N so fake

  • @Buddie21341255612351
    @Buddie21341255612351 3 года назад +13

    "We had all our eggs in the same basket"
    So we create a new basket to put all our eggs in

  • @noapoleon_
    @noapoleon_ 3 года назад +439

    1:35 "If we grow more and more of a something people like less and less it's not a good business model."
    **Apple marketing department sweating profusely intensifies**

  • @AtomicWaffle14
    @AtomicWaffle14 3 года назад +239

    The title of this video is so misleading, I thought it was like lab meat but with apples. It was honestly more interesting than that though.

    • @eemeli7093
      @eemeli7093 3 года назад +2

      They still are made in a lab

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 года назад +3

      @i am fierce I don't think any scientist walks into their lab each day cackling like "HAHA! it is I who shall USURP GOD with my APPLE PROWESS!". More like: "Mmm today we will make a uniquely crispy apple".

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 года назад +2

      @i am fierce as someone who does science (specifically astronomy) I can tell you firsthand that science is not proof of whatever god you think is real. A creator? Not clear, but it's possible. Something known by humans? I couldn't give you a number for how arrogant and improbable that would be.
      Life does not work in absolutes. There is no action that the universe will know strictly as "gods domain" unless it literally violates the laws of physics. Some things violate *our understanding* of physics, but that is not the same. Making fire was "gods domain" until it wasn't. Electricity was "gods domain" and now it's a part of everything we do. Organ transplants were "gods domain" yet now they save lives on a daily basis. And not long from now, we'll be printing organs entirely from scratch. Your fear isn't that we're trying to play god. Your fear is that the god *you* know plays an increasingly small role in lifes mysteries. Tell a person 400 years ago that humanity has eradicated entire diseases, and they'll say "but disease is the will of god. How can you know to do such a thing".
      When humans study "gods power and creation" like you say, they're not seeing magic and miracles when they look through microscopes and telescopes. They're looking at parts (enourmously complicated), and trying their best to understand how they work. If you wonder why people who study science are less mystical, it's because they understand that mystacism isn't helpful. And it's a myth that scientists are arrogant for doing this. When there is risk inherent to a technology like gene editing or AI, the scientists who work in those fields are the FIRST PEOPLE to point them out. It's just that they're actively involved in trying to understand how the risk actually works.
      And this isn't to say that science tells us that our universe is a sterile place of only matter. What it really tells us is that science is SUPER hard, and that's about as far as we've gotten. Matter on its own is super freaky, and there's probably way more to know about it. But there's so many possibilities for things we don't know, that purely speculating about them is not going to give you the truth.

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 года назад

      @i am fierce Ok now I legit can't tell if you're trolling or not. If you are, then wow good job. If you're not, then I don't even know where to begin with you. Maybe at elementary school science?? I genuinely didn't expect this level of jelly logic! Do you WANT me to explain how trees and babies are made?? Because if you don't at least understand those things, it's gonna be way harder for you to grasp evolution or cosmology. I can TRY explaining it for you, but I can't tell if this is serious.

    • @CSRgamer
      @CSRgamer 3 года назад

      @i am fierce lol apples were pretty much inedible (only used for cider) until modern breeders created the apples you see today.

  • @twdjt6245
    @twdjt6245 3 года назад +242

    I think the “perfect Apple” is relative. Not everyone likes theirs too sweet or not soft.

    • @woutijland4983
      @woutijland4983 3 года назад +19

      I like eating Granny Smiths because they are tart and crunchy

    • @Santiino
      @Santiino 3 года назад +34

      Lets be honest who actually likes a soft apple...

    • @wagnergauer9133
      @wagnergauer9133 3 года назад +13

      Yeah they are making fruits sweeter and sweeter and it is very bad for us

    • @wagnergauer9133
      @wagnergauer9133 3 года назад +8

      @@BaconBurger1928 every sugar is basically the same, and i don't see how cane sugar is not natural

    • @paninihead8691
      @paninihead8691 3 года назад

      @@Santiino I love soft apples and pears. It is really famous in my country (India). I do not like the hard ones such as Gala and Fuji. In my mother tongue, my favourite apple is called Bhusbhusiya.

  • @merenba1700
    @merenba1700 3 года назад +98

    i legit thought they were making apples by gluing the sliced apples together😱

  • @naimr.4301
    @naimr.4301 3 года назад +124

    2:27 the way he just threw down that apple cracked me up

    • @prakashchandramoharana7865
      @prakashchandramoharana7865 3 года назад +2

      Sad but true

    • @antiparticle1765
      @antiparticle1765 3 года назад +12

      @@prakashchandramoharana7865 Wym sad? Its' nutrients just recycles into another plant through the ground.

    • @gcc2313
      @gcc2313 3 года назад +1

      Anti Particle
      True but someone still could’ve ate it depending on how bad it was.

    • @marshmallowcat7062
      @marshmallowcat7062 3 года назад +1

      @@gcc2313 It doesn't seem to me that anyone would want to eat a bitten apple:)

    • @notimportant3932
      @notimportant3932 3 года назад +2

      me when i buy an apple at the store and it tastes so wrong

  • @KingdomTalkMinistry
    @KingdomTalkMinistry 3 года назад +759

    The real perfect apple would be one that no one is allergic to.

    • @AayushDotiya
      @AayushDotiya 3 года назад +100

      People are allergic to apples ?

    • @reiiz9942
      @reiiz9942 3 года назад +86

      Such a weak bloodline

    • @rumblinggod
      @rumblinggod 3 года назад +132

      @@reiiz9942 when a weeb tells someone “weak bloodline”...
      That’s how you know 2020 is a fucked up year

    • @jonesbbq307
      @jonesbbq307 3 года назад +3

      @@AayushDotiya that’s what I thought.

    • @jonesbbq307
      @jonesbbq307 3 года назад +12

      I even heard some are allergic to air.

  • @DeMonSpencer
    @DeMonSpencer 3 года назад +229

    My grandparents have a pear tree that has pears unlike any other I've tasted. If I knew how turn one tree into an orchard I'd be rich. They are that good.

    • @chrismarinohardin9929
      @chrismarinohardin9929 3 года назад +42

      You can graft a cutting to create a clone tree.

    • @thenobalnacho
      @thenobalnacho 3 года назад +23

      Cut clones my man!

    • @harrysachs2274
      @harrysachs2274 3 года назад +24

      You have all the information the world has to offer in your pocket. Stop lying about lack of knowledge and admit you're too lazy to better yourself and are waiting for leftists to tell you how to live.

    • @serjiinx
      @serjiinx 3 года назад +114

      @@harrysachs2274 why are you blaming the left for pears LMFAO

    • @harrysachs2274
      @harrysachs2274 3 года назад +6

      @@serjiinx I'm calling a spade, a spade. Laziness is a feature of the left and black people need white leftists to tell them how to live, according to leftists and the majority of black people. Voter ID laws being racist is proof of this.

  • @TheCephalon
    @TheCephalon 3 года назад +19

    “I work at an Apple lab”
    “Omg you work for Apple! Do you get to see the new iPhones?”
    “No… I work on apples”

  • @D3thL33tCODM
    @D3thL33tCODM 3 года назад +1256

    It's sad when people spend millions on developing an apple instead of feeding millions suffering starvation and malnutrition.

    • @isaiah_cuberrr
      @isaiah_cuberrr 3 года назад +36

      So sad yet so true 😢😢😢

    • @eleazarp.4808
      @eleazarp.4808 3 года назад +22

      I mean, apples could end world hunger maybe

    • @D3thL33tCODM
      @D3thL33tCODM 3 года назад +76

      @@eleazarp.4808 Apples alone do not contain the nutrients and minerals necessary to maintain an active and healthy lifestyle. Hey everyone let's feed every poor person with sugar and water for the rest of their lives .... gtfoh

    • @isaiah_cuberrr
      @isaiah_cuberrr 3 года назад +12

      @@D3thL33tCODM gtfoh?

    • @hsjadfklahsdfjklhfeuwbiuqo793
      @hsjadfklahsdfjklhfeuwbiuqo793 3 года назад +46

      @@D3thL33tCODM I'm pretty sure theres no one food that can do that

  • @Nico-L
    @Nico-L 3 года назад +183

    I read "How people made in lab" I'm like wtf🤣

  • @kananeesh7900
    @kananeesh7900 3 года назад +564

    Guy: takes a bite, spits it out and throws the apple on the ground.
    Hungry children: 😢

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 года назад +1

      Smh

    • @Kuwkay
      @Kuwkay 3 года назад +40

      But if he didn’t waste that Apple... how would that benefit starving kids?

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 года назад +3

      @@Kuwkay 😂we know he just let it stay there on the ground and its cuz he took one bite and tossed it meanwhile kids starving in other places

    • @damaribrackett1159
      @damaribrackett1159 3 года назад +2

      @Ankjok Ming everyone has tbh but all he saying is he tossed it without a second thought while kids are starving wonder where there next meal will come from

    • @missm2925
      @missm2925 3 года назад +27

      @@damaribrackett1159 those apples are used to fertilize the trees, what else are they going to do? Given a half eaten rotting apple to hungry kids? Why should they get the scraps?

  • @LilBoyHexley
    @LilBoyHexley 3 года назад +41

    The problem with making a perfect apple is that in a case that's actually fairly particular to apples (as far as fruits go), different people can like totally different things about them.
    I don't like Honey Crisps because I don't like sweet-dominant apples, they just don't appeal. I like Pink Ladies, and to a lesser extent Galas because they're Tart-forward. Like an upgraded Granny Smith. Whereas other people hate Granny Smiths.
    Though only sociopaths actually like eating Red Delicious straight...

    • @pkmntrainernumbers8111
      @pkmntrainernumbers8111 3 года назад

      Same, I do enjoy pink ladies, but I like having granny smith for apple pies. It is a nice sour flavor that creates a nice balance. The only time I like red delicious apples is when I'm making a chocolate apple cake because they are big and easy to grate into the batter.

    • @Liliarthan
      @Liliarthan 3 года назад +5

      Have you tried a fresh new season Fuji apple from Japan? I'm afraid the Japanese have beat this guy to the perfect apple...
      But yes, you're right. People's tastes, like apples, come in a wide variety. Seems insane to be putting all their apples into one orchard...

    • @kokorakel3939
      @kokorakel3939 3 года назад +1

      I don't know any of these types i just know apple

  • @shermz8888
    @shermz8888 3 года назад +110

    So....Captain America is growing apples after returning the infinity stones.

  • @alexandracazacu1324
    @alexandracazacu1324 3 года назад +54

    At first I thought they're gonna glue those pieces together and make an apple

  • @Kresteyn
    @Kresteyn 3 года назад +146

    //me sitting in the corner cause I like green apples more than any other apples//

    • @aileenrodriguez1716
      @aileenrodriguez1716 3 года назад +2

      Omg yesssssssssss😂💙

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 3 года назад +12

      Them sour ones :)

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 года назад +3

      Ya'll are a whole different breed I swear. We ONLY accept Fuji apples in this part of WA

    • @amorag59
      @amorag59 3 года назад +2

      @@blossomnessstudios4446 It's funny you say that, I looked up their "where to buy" and they are only in the south (Texas) and West coast (Seattle WA, Bend Oregon, SOCAL/Arizona) They are branding this the apple of all apples meanwhile it's not even available most places lol, def not by me.

    • @blossomnessstudios4446
      @blossomnessstudios4446 3 года назад

      @@amorag59 Fuji or Cosmic Crisp? I think the cosmic crisp was only JUST developed, and it takes years and years for an apple seed to grow into a fruit-bearing tree, right? Give it a few years, they'll be everywhere (shipped from WA, of course)

  • @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222
    @lancelotofsadblackwolf_yt6222 3 года назад +30

    An apple a day, keeps the doctor away.
    *But the scientists refuses*

  • @wg3074
    @wg3074 3 года назад +29

    3:00 Why they using Samsung tablets at an Apple factory? 🤔🤔

  • @user-md5eo8yf4d
    @user-md5eo8yf4d 3 года назад +80

    1:17 his doctor: *high pitched demonic screeching*

  • @krollpeter
    @krollpeter 3 года назад +37

    I remember a time when apples grew on trees in my neighbourhood. The apples were small, crunchy, so juicy albeit not overly wet, and sourish, really thirst quenching and refreshing.

  • @SpinozicTroll
    @SpinozicTroll 3 года назад +49

    The perfect apples already existed a long time ago. A time when they werent expensive, when they didnt make you fart and you didn't mess with the fungus and bacteria ratio so they're actually nutritious but no you must add all of these insane pesticides and then wax them.

    • @dolladerentertainment512
      @dolladerentertainment512 3 года назад +2

      You are saying the truth and no one cares but mean time stupid comments up there have 1000s of likes 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @trollinape2697
      @trollinape2697 3 года назад

      :(

  • @ManOfSteel1
    @ManOfSteel1 3 года назад +166

    Sometimes I get confused that we buy their products or we are a product for them.

    • @alicia-hd2cs
      @alicia-hd2cs 3 года назад +15

      You’re not a product to them, you’re a customer. A product is something you buy to use and have as your own. We don’t belong to them but can support their work through buying their things.

    • @TheLovesnowangel
      @TheLovesnowangel 3 года назад +2

      Depending on the company, it actually could be both

    • @bibaolaitan5189
      @bibaolaitan5189 3 года назад +1

      How can you be a product...

    • @ManOfSteel1
      @ManOfSteel1 3 года назад +4

      What is a product? Something you can use, abuse or do whatever you want without any responsibility. When these guys push something on your plate through advertising and presenting fake twisted facts(check how they change names of ingredients into numbers) in this case the big companies are using and abusing you your health which makes You a product to them.
      Check how 5-10 companies make up 90% of big brands for eg nestle, Ferrero, coca cola, etc and the same companies are invested in big pharma(no need to go elsewhere wikipedia has all the details all you have to do is compile information
      ) the way research and development is conducted tell me why wouldn't they design their products to distort your health in a way you become all around customer(product from my point of view which can be used and abused with no responsibility) how 30g which is considered as as one serving in many countries covers 20% of daily value required of fat and double digit percentage of sodium, etc. Their agenda is pushing unhealthy stuff on your plate saying that you are a customer but you look carefully you are indeed a product to them the moment you buy their product and assume yourself as a customer. In meat industry they use the term harvest instead of slaughter, sounds dignified right? The animal does not know that they are not born in to this world but in a slaughter house and will never live or feel what freedom is, of course they will be fed and they will grow old but they will never know real nature. Same way a human will always think that he/she is a customer(feel dignified) but not a product because one day when packaged food will ruin our body we will have to lean our lives on prescription medicine.
      If you still don't get it read this again and I'm sure one day you will realize the fact and I hope everyone does.

    • @kurogikuzuzuki9790
      @kurogikuzuzuki9790 3 года назад

      @@ManOfSteel1 too long, didn't read

  • @errolneal9789
    @errolneal9789 3 года назад +25

    My local Costco has been carrying Tango apples and they are probably the best apples I've ever had. It's really amazing how they are able to accomplish these amazing feats!

    • @Lola-tn7zn
      @Lola-tn7zn 3 года назад +7

      It's not even natural. It's disgusting how people try to recreate everything to be "better" Soon this world will distance so far away from life and be polluted like hell, why wont people understand 😔

    • @t7vrxn
      @t7vrxn 3 года назад +3

      @@Lola-tn7zn finally someone gets it thank you for having a brain.

  • @quarterlife9117
    @quarterlife9117 3 года назад +32

    3:40 those S’s be hurtin my ears

  • @Uushiine
    @Uushiine 3 года назад +4

    A REAL perfect apple: One with no chemicals and is natural

    • @starandfox601
      @starandfox601 3 года назад

      You say you want natural apples but really you don't.

  • @finley7464
    @finley7464 3 года назад +32

    The Cosmic hit Florida in my local area not that long ago and by god, I've had all kinds of apples in my life, but the Cosmic has to be the most sweet, juicy, and slightly tart apple I ever had.
    Now they just need to make pies, other desserts, and apple juice out of them 👌

  • @earlobetickler22
    @earlobetickler22 3 года назад +60

    Person: what’s your occupation?
    Someone: I breed apples

  • @meowmeowm30w
    @meowmeowm30w 3 года назад +72

    idk why i giggled so much when he went "take a bite-- blegh terrible *throws it onto the ground in digust*"

  • @kasakro9829
    @kasakro9829 3 года назад +32

    when the old dude said “too soft!” and chucked the apple into ground I died inside

  • @n_snafu
    @n_snafu 3 года назад +95

    My parrot prefers fuji apples and i trust his opinion over any human 😊

  • @samyolsingh1969
    @samyolsingh1969 3 года назад +64

    The amount of ssss and ccccc made my ears hurt

  • @Jimboblovecamo
    @Jimboblovecamo 3 года назад +39

    Snow White enters the server: goddamn that’s alot of Apples to eat
    Queen enter the server: I got a apple in my pocket

  • @microwavecoffee
    @microwavecoffee 3 года назад +4

    The guy looks like Michael from The Good Place. It looks like he's trying to make the perfect apple for heaven haha.

  • @brandonalvarez8242
    @brandonalvarez8242 3 года назад +34

    Let’s take a bite, Ohhh it’s too soft ‘then throws apple on the ground😂💀💀💀💀 2:28

    • @50calorie82
      @50calorie82 3 года назад +2

      Did that just for the show

  • @SickassNikes1
    @SickassNikes1 3 года назад +56

    The perfect apples are the ones that are grown naturally imo

    • @adriannaa545
      @adriannaa545 3 года назад +13

      Lmfao I don't think you understand what grown naturally means. If you plant this apple seed, it will grow into a regular old apple tree. Many fruits are genetically modified, but the compounds and essentially what makes it an apple is still there. What makes an apple unnatural I'd when they add the preservatives and outer layer of wax to make the apple last longer. These genetically modified apples are no different than any other apple variety made out there either by engineers, or by mother nature herself and evolution.

    • @najahjackson230
      @najahjackson230 3 года назад

      @@adriannaa545 “these generically modified apples”. It’s not real. none of it is. If it doesn’t come solely from the ground; dirt, then it’s not real. It’s far from the same.

    • @evergreen6638
      @evergreen6638 3 года назад +4

      @@najahjackson230 Almost none of the fruits, vegetables, or animals we eat now are anything like they originally were, humans have been selectively breeding all kinds of food since basically the first ever civilization.

    • @cacaca0
      @cacaca0 3 года назад

      @@evergreen6638 That is why the "perfect apple" exists no more. No matter how many modification you do, its only becoming far from its original perfect one that was not meddled by human hands.

    • @datechds9434
      @datechds9434 Год назад

      It appears that you do not know what grown naturally means.

  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 3 года назад +70

    The story of the red delicious monoculture is literally just a lesson for any other crop, *cough* bananas.

    • @crazydragy4233
      @crazydragy4233 3 года назад +2

      I think it’s the the way around... Given how few banana species there are left or smth

    • @acidset
      @acidset 3 года назад

      @@crazydragy4233 but that's the point, what happened to the red delicious monoculture could happen to the banana monoculture
      But unfortunately it won't be the case, seeing there is no competition with how no one buys the other varieties as you mentioned

    • @samuelebernardi4754
      @samuelebernardi4754 3 года назад +7

      Most underrated comment! Capitalistic monocultures are literally supplanting the richness of varieties we had.
      Only in my little region in Italy we have already lost more than 50 with their unique features forever
      Sadly, less crop means no market. I know an old man who's trying to keep the last types alive as a second job.

    • @coolnewpants
      @coolnewpants 3 года назад +1

      Noo! Don't cough near those bananas! Don't you know they're a disease susceptible monoculture?

    • @leaftye
      @leaftye 3 года назад

      @@acidset It already happened to bananas and it's happening again right now.

  • @Down_the_Wind
    @Down_the_Wind 3 года назад +8

    Red Delicious is anything but delicious. Got bad memories of those in school lunches.
    Give me a Honeycrisp or a Fuji anyday over a Red Delicious.

    • @anelablanchard7720
      @anelablanchard7720 3 года назад +1

      Try Gala apples, they are half the price of honey crisp ,but same great taste and crispness

    • @WhoDissGuy
      @WhoDissGuy 3 года назад +1

      Red Delicious apples are neither red nor delicious. Honeycrisp and fugi apples are good. Try Pink lady apples. Also very good.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 года назад +2

      The problem is storage! They might harvest sooner for longer storage. Storage loses flavor and crispness. If your store notifies you in some way, try all apples when it's a fresh/new harvest.

    • @lightdark00
      @lightdark00 3 года назад

      @@anelablanchard7720 So nasty 🤮
      I want to taste a bit of acid, not all that sweetness.

    • @Down_the_Wind
      @Down_the_Wind 3 года назад

      @@lightdark00 good advice! I’ll look into that. Thank you.

  • @ang5798
    @ang5798 3 года назад +99

    Imagine being so bad at identifying the near future market that you set your entire expectations on ... red delicious
    Lmao

    • @lucyblair8667
      @lucyblair8667 3 года назад +4

      fr like i’ve never heard anyone say that red delicious apples are good

    • @notimportant3932
      @notimportant3932 3 года назад +1

      i mean it was forever a favorite so I don't think they could have anticipated

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад

      I’ve never pet a person that said that red delicious was their favorite apple. It’s either honey crisp, granny smith, gala, fuji, or macintosh.

    • @ultraprincesskenny6790
      @ultraprincesskenny6790 3 года назад +1

      So what happened is that at the time when they were the favorite they started to be bred to appear redder and more appealing while the taste and texture diminished because of it

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 3 года назад +1

      @@ultraprincesskenny6790 ooooffff edit: as a grocery store cashier, I sometimes judge people for buying red delicious. Like, out of all apples to choose..... you chose THAT. There’s no way you’re eating that as it is. Chances are, they’re probably using it for cooking/baking. Nonetheless, if you’re baking and you want the apples to retain it’s form (or, if the apples are the main star of the show and you want it to be obvious that you used apples), it’s generally recommended to use Granny Smiths.

  • @JacindaH
    @JacindaH 3 года назад +12

    That is literally the best apple I've ever had and I grew up here. It reminded me of some eastern Washington apples, but only occasionally. They nailed it

    • @ianmeade7441
      @ianmeade7441 3 года назад +1

      Yes, being a fellow lifelong Washingtonian, these apples make me very happy for this state.

    • @JacindaH
      @JacindaH 3 года назад +2

      @@ianmeade7441 I'm looking forward to growing them. Hopefully I'll get my name in in time next year. Feed my apple habit.
      And I come from a long line of Russet farmers so all farmers succeeding is a win for us all.

  • @LemberTheMember
    @LemberTheMember 3 года назад +7

    The best apple grows on old trees that weren't bred for a commercial purpose

  • @donationshelp4100
    @donationshelp4100 3 года назад +12

    This man took the 'an apple a day, keeps the doctor away' into a whole next level.

  • @bonuspal
    @bonuspal 3 года назад +24

    Fuji Apple is my go-to, can't wait to get my hands on this.

  • @nicolaberry9550
    @nicolaberry9550 3 года назад +13

    Scientists: Puts more sugar in apples
    Also scientists: *Huh I wonder why obesity and diabetes is a problem*

  • @maddypatty8635
    @maddypatty8635 3 года назад +24

    I went out and bought a cosmic crisp and a whole bunch of other apples to test which ones are the best and the cosmic crisp for sure the best one! 10/10 definitely worth all the work and now it’s my favorite apple lmfao

  • @aidanbanaidan1
    @aidanbanaidan1 3 года назад +24

    Lmao at ppl who don’t understand that everything we eat has undergone this same process just instead of in a food industry lab it used to be done out in the greenhouses and gardens of farmers…

    • @ptravers9077
      @ptravers9077 3 года назад

      Well actually this was done in greenhouses farms and gardens .... we started producing high yield vegetation back during the time of the pyramids being built... it has been proven that ancient Egyptians produce a high yield wheat plant ... to actually genetically modify a plant all we have to do is change variables only letting high yield plants fertilize the plant and doing this over and over would create a modified plant that is genetically diffrent from that in wild ... there is no chemists in a label splicing this and that ... my family has been in comercial farming for years .. about 30 plus years we have seen monsanto rise to power and work with there company to make these seeds ... all it takes is time and know how ... imagine having planted yellow snapdragons next to red snapdragons.. the next year you get a group of orange snap dragons in between the red and yellow.. that is what they did with these apple .. they allowed one 0lant to pollinate the other until they get the right flavor and look .. this does cause the plant to be weak against disease and bugs.. the image of GMOs is that they make plant in a lab but really use a lab to check the overall values of the product ... it's not like trying to grow meat in a dish they actually farm grow and study these plants till they got it right

  • @horses4555
    @horses4555 3 года назад +5

    I wanna try it. I love lab grown food. They are made to bear more crops, use less pesticides, last longer, use less water/land, etc. Nothing bad about them. We really need to end the misconception about them.

  • @m.coleman
    @m.coleman 3 года назад +4

    This video made my mouth water! 🤤 I love apples-- they're my favorite--I eat one nearly every day! Can't wait to try the Cosmic Crisp!

  • @wenders4908
    @wenders4908 3 года назад +39

    2:31 goddamn he really abused the hell outta that apple

  • @BarocaS2
    @BarocaS2 3 года назад +4

    The sad part is the apples we eat actually from the last season. They are kept in temperature controlled storage in a sealed room. They are often sprayed with wax to stop them from biodegrading. He did mention that they need to taste the same in October as they do in March, but he didn't say how they do it. Personally, I don't eat apples outside of their harvest months because of this. I have my own apple trees anyway so I can preserve them in my own way without chemicals. I would love to test if Cosmic crunch is as healthy as other apples. Does it have more/less sugar? does it have more/less vitamin C? Are the tress more susceptible to disease?. If they poured millions into research, I'm sure they know these answers and they would market positive findings.......but they didn't

    • @adamcolbertmusic
      @adamcolbertmusic 11 месяцев назад

      All very good points. All I know is what my taste buds and such tell me, which is that I've never liked Red Delicious, and that Cosmic Crisp is absolutely amazing. The apple called Envy is even better in my opinion.

  • @lujiang2390
    @lujiang2390 3 года назад +84

    There is a reason mother nature created different varieties of apple. Google banana

    • @Dog-wp5oj
      @Dog-wp5oj 3 года назад +3

      Music video came up

    • @MechaMan1520
      @MechaMan1520 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @renasance2
      @renasance2 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, those were bananas

    • @UwU-lm9or
      @UwU-lm9or 3 года назад

      oooh apple bananas are really good :D

  • @LatosonTakaron
    @LatosonTakaron 3 года назад +34

    We made the perfect apple:
    The apple: there's no core now

    • @zdw306
      @zdw306 3 года назад +2

      Technically there is no core in an apple.
      The best way to eat an apple is to pluck off the stem, then eat it from the base to top lengthwise.
      When you find a seed, spit it out like you would a watermelon seed.
      I learned this trick years ago, and since then been eating every apple like this.
      When I'm finished eating it, there is no waste. Only seeds for a new apple tree if I decide to plant them, and a stem.

    • @justmarc2015
      @justmarc2015 3 года назад +2

      @@zdw306
      There's no core in an apple? What's all that nasty hard stuff in the middle? I don't like eating seeds and hard pieces of cellulose.

  • @xasmaniusvolk8416
    @xasmaniusvolk8416 3 года назад +52

    More trees? Guess we'll have oxygen for a few more seconds than I expected

  • @jellegriffioen8372
    @jellegriffioen8372 3 года назад +7

    In the netherlands we have 1 supreme apple thats everyones favorite and its called the kanzi, its crispy, juicy and sweet. the perfect apple

    • @JohnDoe-wx2oo
      @JohnDoe-wx2oo 3 года назад

      Hm, i never saw these in the NL. This was 10 years ago tho

  • @selenexx8118
    @selenexx8118 3 года назад +44

    thanks i just found my stripper name 🥵
    ✨ *cosmic crisp* ✨

  • @OrlandoMGarcia
    @OrlandoMGarcia 3 года назад +10

    The red delisous is an atrosious apple, i prefer the more citrics ones like the golden or fuji

  • @spanishinquisition9639
    @spanishinquisition9639 3 года назад +14

    These people need to stop. We have doctors everywhere!

  • @raycrou8837
    @raycrou8837 3 года назад +11

    The perfect Apple has expandable storage and should have had a headphone jack until recently.

  • @gardenlifelove9815
    @gardenlifelove9815 3 года назад +4

    I have a very small honey crisp apple tree, I love the honey crisp. This is a great video :-) thank you for the lesson on propagation and transplantation.

    • @thephilosopher5799
      @thephilosopher5799 3 года назад

      Same but I don’t have the room for a tree right now.

  • @williamjackson8782
    @williamjackson8782 3 года назад +5

    Just found this at the store yesterday. It’s actually really good, kind of taste like a honey crisp (of course) and a peach weirdly. Not cheap though, $3 a pound but I live in Las Vegas shopping at a major chain grocery store.

  • @angga2oioi
    @angga2oioi 3 года назад +12

    I do wish I had that kind of commitment

  • @elinfelicia382
    @elinfelicia382 3 года назад +2

    I never imagined even something as simple as agriculture has started getting produced in labs now too 🥲

    • @thatguyman6044
      @thatguyman6044 3 года назад +1

      Agriculture isnt simple. Lot of thought goes into it.

  • @conni2you
    @conni2you 3 года назад +5

    These apples really are the best apples I have ever had. Fuji and Gala used to be my go to apples but when I found Cosmic Crisp it quickly got moved into first place and bumped Gala and Fuji down a couple spots. 😂

  • @13bigbangtheory
    @13bigbangtheory 3 года назад +5

    Eating one right now, had em in my house. They really are the best apple (though my favorite is a honey crisp)

  • @godgrund
    @godgrund 3 года назад +32

    Howard Moscowitz: "There is no perfect pickle, there are only perfect pickles" Same goes for apples!
    And why risk monocultures sensitivity to diseases when the world needs biodiversity?

    • @brukujinbrokujin7802
      @brukujinbrokujin7802 3 года назад +3

      Nearly all your food is a product of engineering. Garlics, banana, tomato even bread and rice comes from years of engineering and crossbreed. There is no such thing as natural seed anymore. People been crossbreeding since ancient time. The first recorded in egypt and china

    • @samuelebernardi4754
      @samuelebernardi4754 3 года назад +3

      @@brukujinbrokujin7802 engineering and crossbreeds are not a problem, but monocultures are supplanting the richness of varieties we had!
      Just in my little region in Italy, we have lost dozens and dozens of varieties, with their unique flavors and features. Lost forever.
      To simply put it, the market now is not profitable if you don't have a variety that is widely known and produces great quantities.
      It's so sad I want to cry

    • @brukujinbrokujin7802
      @brukujinbrokujin7802 3 года назад

      @@samuelebernardi4754 i agree biodiversity is important. But you must understand that human needs to eat too. If we care so much about biodiversity then we must not eat bread or rice, which is impossible. Open google maps and zoom at any european/america. Then you can see a huge ammount of white/yellowish area. Approximately 60% of the whole country. Its wheat field. Back then it was forest with biodiversity, animals, birds, flowers and plants. The most damaging is actually rice/wheat field because everybody needs that. The media wont talk about this because its simply unfixable. They always attack unimportant field like apples, palm trees etc. They are minors. As long as i agree with you, i still eat wheat

    • @samuelebernardi4754
      @samuelebernardi4754 3 года назад

      @@brukujinbrokujin7802 I can see what you're saying, that's also true.
      I think we should also consider that a large amount of these crops goes into livestock and this could change if we adopted a mediterranean diet.
      My point was that I would rather pay more for my apples and keep alive local varieties, keeping it km 0 reducing shipping, but sadly that's not how the market works. No supermarket is interested in this kind of business.
      I'm not positive about the future either.

    • @samuelebernardi4754
      @samuelebernardi4754 3 года назад

      @ShaunDoesMusic I see where you're coming from, I also believe that in the future automation could be capable of ending poverty and bringing extinct species back.
      But I really don't think we're getting there. I'm not a Luddist, on the contrary, I think that since the industrial revolution we have come closer to working less and living better, but at what cost. As humanity we are letting industries destroy our planet, spieces everywhere are going extinct, we could have end poverty years ago.
      Today we could end poverty just by reducing the wages of the 3 richest... But we don't. There is not enough class coscience to do that, why?
      I think it all comes down to capitalism, history teaches us it will not change without a revolution, I'll leave it there.

  • @fairbanj
    @fairbanj 3 года назад +4

    Bought some at Sam's Club today. It is a revelation... it sounds crazy but this apple could be so addictive. Granted it was $9 for like 6 apples, but SO AMAZING.