Frankie Boyle Best Bits - Scenes We'd Like To See Tribute (Part 3)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 май 2014
  • My favourite SWLTS bits of Frankie Boyle. Part 1 is series 1-4, Part 2 is series 5-6, and Part 3 is series 7 and any 'Too Hot for TV' clips and specials. I know there are plenty of these videos around but this is my own personal take, mainly done for my own personal amusement because I love Frankie Boyle. But obviously if you guys enjoy then that's a bonus! :)
    I have tried to include clips that aren't shown to much on RUclips, as something i've found is that a lot of the same clips are repeated in the majority of these mash-ups.
    All rights to the BBC and Mock the Week.
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  • @manunited1235
    @manunited1235 9 лет назад +99

    "This dish requires a little extra salt....so I'm going to fuck it" lmao hahah

  • @R3tr0v1ru5
    @R3tr0v1ru5 8 лет назад +541

    "This drawing has been sent in by Robert, aged 9... That's a shit drawing Robert."

    • @AlexH4774
      @AlexH4774 7 лет назад

      FantasticBeastsFTW Maddox ripoff

    • @vs4ntroy421
      @vs4ntroy421 6 лет назад +1

      Retrovirus best profile picture ever

    • @Tom_The_Cat
      @Tom_The_Cat 6 лет назад +16

      That's a shit drawing, Robert. There are children your age in China, who can make shoes

    • @francelonelo9187
      @francelonelo9187 4 года назад +1

      9:08

  • @bethrutterr
    @bethrutterr 9 лет назад +139

    "When John went down on one knee, I wish I knew he was having a stroke." I can't stop laughing

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад

      My Gran had that problem when she had a stroke too............
      Laughed and laughed end eventually pissed herself.

  • @Swiftassassin9755
    @Swiftassassin9755 8 лет назад +568

    "The powerful sun is causing me to sweat, shit there's his dad!" Best thing I have ever heard

    • @blairsr4363
      @blairsr4363 8 лет назад +6

      can you explain it to me please?

    • @NotCallum
      @NotCallum 8 лет назад +26

      +yoshito usui sun is like son

    • @willhughes5336
      @willhughes5336 4 года назад +9

      blair sr subverting expectations, it starts out that you think he’s talking about the sun making him sweat, than it turns out he means someone’s son, hence the dad

    • @ashr704
      @ashr704 3 года назад +2

      @@blairsr4363 he is being bummed and the guys dad rocks up

  • @GoWithDannyMo
    @GoWithDannyMo 8 лет назад +168

    "Is it you Tinky-Winky? doodledoodledoo. Is it you Dipsy? doodledoodledoo. Rasheed?" Brilliant. Just brilliant.

  • @wibblywobblysineline509
    @wibblywobblysineline509 8 лет назад +363

    'The Indians may have pipped us here, but let's not forget, we slaughtered them in their millions.'
    The reason I love Frankie Boyle summed up right there. XD

  • @FrancoisDressler
    @FrancoisDressler 9 лет назад +60

    "Why don't they just eat the flies?"
    And
    "My stumps don't reach the pedals."
    Are my favorites

  • @ashturner1559
    @ashturner1559 8 лет назад +161

    "Do you mind if I leave work early to pick up the kids....before there parents get there haha

    • @TheDamsull
      @TheDamsull 6 лет назад +1

      He says what most people think he’s the best comedian ever rest are too boring and safe and only try to make everyday things funny

  • @themilkguzzler2467
    @themilkguzzler2467 Год назад +7

    "That's a shit drawing, Robert." kills me every time

  • @ashturner1559
    @ashturner1559 9 лет назад +272

    Shit I left my baby in the car lol

  • @davecrupel2817
    @davecrupel2817 8 лет назад +80

    This dish requires an extra bit of salt. So I'm going to fuck it.
    that made my fucking day! LMFAO!!!

  • @jhnmcky
    @jhnmcky 9 лет назад +163

    "Flobble obble obble obble!" said Bill.
    "If you loved me you'd swallow it", said Ben...

    • @user-yx4tj4lr1t
      @user-yx4tj4lr1t 7 лет назад +7

      1997 called, they want their joke back

    • @TheComedyColosseum
      @TheComedyColosseum 6 лет назад +4

      I heard Bernard Manning say that on one of his stand ups

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 3 года назад +44

    Mock The Week is not as funny without Frankie Boyle and his dark sense of humour.
    Nobody was exempt from his jokes.
    Only Frankie could tell those jokes that gets everyone crying with laughter and hard to match.
    He prepared them well.

    • @bexlaw3127
      @bexlaw3127 Год назад +2

      I know right? I have nothing against the others but he was by far the funniest.

  • @simon68giddy
    @simon68giddy 8 лет назад +585

    MTW never being the same without Frankie! all too safe now.

    • @albagubrath9073
      @albagubrath9073 5 лет назад +49

      That's why he left sadly, there was more of him in out-takes than they would allow to be broadcast!

    • @temuridev
      @temuridev 3 года назад +9

      @@albagubrath9073 Actually he was fired for the queen joke.

    • @aryan.sharma__
      @aryan.sharma__ 3 года назад +12

      Its not safe...its just shit now without him

    • @MylotheMask
      @MylotheMask 3 года назад

      Well said

    • @lonsdaleslipons9570
      @lonsdaleslipons9570 3 года назад +4

      Too many soft people these days

  • @madboy9xx
    @madboy9xx 9 лет назад +38

    Definitely my favourite comedian. It's a shame the show really went downhill we he and Russell left.

    • @mattgunn10
      @mattgunn10 8 лет назад +11

      Russel is shite

    • @mattgunn10
      @mattgunn10 8 лет назад +3

      ***** Naw russel is shite lol

    • @jackwilkinson210
      @jackwilkinson210 8 лет назад +1

      +Matt Gunn agreed he is super shit. like a dyslexic clown

    • @mattgunn10
      @mattgunn10 8 лет назад

      Lolz

    • @MrPingu-rd5vl
      @MrPingu-rd5vl 8 лет назад +6

      READ ABOUT THE THINGS THAT HAPPENED THROUGHOUT THE W-UH-UH-UH-URLD, DONT BELIEVE IN EVERYTHING YOU SEE OR HEAR! READ ALL ABOUT IT. READ ALL ABOUT IT. NEWS OF RHE WORLD NEWS OF THE WORLD!

  • @sammcd9732
    @sammcd9732 9 лет назад +59

    That Indian cricket one.. Cannot stop laughing.

  • @DirewolfGOT
    @DirewolfGOT 9 лет назад +46

    Do love when he mentions Dundee....go hometown pride

    • @lewisbruhn3653
      @lewisbruhn3653 6 лет назад +4

      Dire Wolf even though they’re never exactly positive jokes

  • @TjfOMMA
    @TjfOMMA 10 лет назад +362

    IM NOT A DWARF IM A LESBIAN

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  10 лет назад +4

      Classic :')

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  9 лет назад +6

      ***** There's not really anything behind it (I don't think anyway), I'm pretty sure it's meant to be really silly and random :)

    • @TheMisterNg
      @TheMisterNg 4 года назад +3

      Someone put that on a t-shirt

    • @Whiskey0880
      @Whiskey0880 4 года назад +1

      @@TheMisterNg 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @herbayum76
      @herbayum76 3 года назад +1

      @@DeadSimpleHD its mocking the identity-thing..

  • @thehindsightTV
    @thehindsightTV 9 лет назад +327

    All three parts are brilliantly edited, DeadSimpleHD. I love Frankie Boyle too, and I think you did it justice with this upload. Cheers!

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  9 лет назад +29

      Cheers buddy!

    • @FuzzzehOG
      @FuzzzehOG 8 лет назад +1

      +DeadSimpleHD yep pretty much did it justice but ever thought of doing another. even of other random gigs hes done in the past of future!

    • @logankean7336
      @logankean7336 8 лет назад +1

      +DeadSimpleHD I think you left out a few clips.

    • @markhamilton7209
      @markhamilton7209 6 лет назад

      Funny

    • @YOYO-mx6ie
      @YOYO-mx6ie 5 лет назад +1

      DeadSimpleHD love frankie. He does really take the piss out of glasgow dundee Aberdeen and rest of scotland hahaha and we love it.

  • @thattimelord
    @thattimelord 3 года назад +10

    Frankie and Hugh are by far the best.

  • @heathery1
    @heathery1 5 лет назад +11

    Gina's laugh and Hugh's face say it all near the end 😂

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 5 лет назад +10

    My favorite is “and that bloody smear is why you don’t see a lot of streakers in formula one”

  • @theshadow5251
    @theshadow5251 8 лет назад +94

    I'VE ALWAYS WANTED TO WORK AT A LIBRARY! IF ONLY I COULD READ! I can't stop laughing

    • @adammarnoch8165
      @adammarnoch8165 3 года назад +1

      It still absolutely cracks me up to this day and it's pretty much PG!

  • @garvald
    @garvald 8 лет назад +41

    15:29 - "Unlikely things to hear on Comic Relief" -- "Why don't they just eat the flies???" - oh shit i'm in tears....lol

  • @lostwishes
    @lostwishes 3 года назад +10

    The salt joke will always be one of my faves from him. Legend!

  • @Immortal__
    @Immortal__ 8 лет назад +27

    "Today's game of heads down thumbs up, begins at the sound of my zipper" ROFL

  • @AshaMcSkrt
    @AshaMcSkrt 8 лет назад +34

    "Hello, a Mr. G Had called. He says 'it's time.'"
    It's not a Frankie Boyle line but it's fantastic.

    • @samagic322
      @samagic322 7 лет назад +2

      *Jihad

    • @AshaMcSkrt
      @AshaMcSkrt 7 лет назад +1

      GogoLemons In the joke it was said as a band rather than the actual Jihad

  • @lostworldvalley
    @lostworldvalley 8 лет назад +41

    You've been coming here for 6 months to talk about your trust issues, while we've been filming you for 'Britain's Nuttiest Bastards'

  • @MasterMewtwo239
    @MasterMewtwo239 8 лет назад +116

    You left out the best one:
    "Dear Points of View,
    Watching 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' made me think that if I made gay friends, that they would give me fashion tips. Actually, they fucked me."

    • @stonedstakegaming5458
      @stonedstakegaming5458 6 лет назад +1

      Master Mewtwo I can’t stop laughing at that

    • @kingmortz
      @kingmortz 3 года назад

      Thank you!! That truly deserved mentioning hahahaha

  • @DaekoTan
    @DaekoTan 8 лет назад +19

    "'Flobadobadobadob.' said Ben, because he had a stroke."

    • @Punninator1
      @Punninator1 7 лет назад

      Sapphirelia I laughed for 10 minutes straight at that one...

  • @Stuee6899
    @Stuee6899 3 года назад +5

    Get out the water, quick!
    Is there a shark?
    It’s BARRYMOOOORE!

  • @Iennda
    @Iennda 8 лет назад +205

    Basically every video with Frankie Boyle and this show, I'm wondering...How the hell is he that fast? His brain has to be amazing if he can come up with this shit in a matter of seconds.

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff 8 лет назад +48

      They get told what to write jokes about before they record. He often performed the jokes for these shows in small clubs, to rehearse before recording :)

    • @zeeshanr9518
      @zeeshanr9518 8 лет назад +6

      +GanjaLa Fever that's not necessarily true... be cause he wouldn't really know what scenes we'd like to see??? and the chances of him having a joke for all them scenarios pre planned. is very low

    • @juankusoff
      @juankusoff 8 лет назад +19

      He's talked about it on stage, there's even clips of him performing to small rooms seeing what material to use for the show

    • @asimchillify
      @asimchillify 8 лет назад +2

      +GanjaLa Fever Yeah but he is still funny.

    • @RobertHo987
      @RobertHo987 6 лет назад +8

      that is bullshit, they sometimes use what they have used before in stand-up shows but they don't know what the topics will be

  • @guieguima
    @guieguima 6 лет назад +9

    brilliantly edited, thanks for uploading this compilation, had a blast! :D

  • @underneonloneliness2
    @underneonloneliness2 7 лет назад +21

    Frankie Boyle was mock the week! he made the programme what it was! it's not the same now

    • @stuie46
      @stuie46 3 года назад +4

      Hugh Denis could be witty

  • @s727r
    @s727r 4 года назад +11

    How does frankie do it, his minds sharp as a tac

  • @mrsose1872
    @mrsose1872 3 года назад +6

    After Frankie left so did my interest, I couldn't even tell you if this was on TV anymore

  • @TomWillHowell
    @TomWillHowell 8 лет назад +45

    NOW DO YOU LOVE ME DADDY?!!! NOW DO YOU LOVE ME?!!!

  • @XDlosDominicans
    @XDlosDominicans 4 года назад +8

    "Best before date: rohypnol" BEST ONE EVER

  • @cedricsharpe4235
    @cedricsharpe4235 5 лет назад +5

    The legend is Frankie Boyle

  • @nzbeachman3966
    @nzbeachman3966 9 лет назад +32

    Great compilation thanks.

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  9 лет назад +6

      NZ beachman No worries man thanks for watching

  • @lindokhumalo9161
    @lindokhumalo9161 9 лет назад +11

    the 11 year-old's birthday joke killed me! lmao!!

    • @hudzj01
      @hudzj01 4 года назад +1

      When he started singing I just lost it on that one 😂😂

  • @cossiebhoy1
    @cossiebhoy1 10 лет назад +57

    thanks for uploading this..it saves me watching all the other shit people that are supposed to be comedians on the show!

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  10 лет назад +4

      I agree sir aha ... check out the other parts! :)

    • @deletedchannel-ku1vz
      @deletedchannel-ku1vz 7 лет назад +3

      russel howard and boyle are the only goodens

    • @bigron9537
      @bigron9537 7 лет назад +1

      deleted channel 8787887 Boyle.

  • @DashieNegan41
    @DashieNegan41 9 лет назад +14

    OH SHIT HERE COMES HIS DAD LOL

  • @haloclips5387
    @haloclips5387 2 года назад +4

    1:17 big mistake to be eating lol

  • @THEREALBLU13
    @THEREALBLU13 4 года назад +33

    Is it bad I can recite most of his jokes

  • @AriochStarr
    @AriochStarr 8 лет назад +6

    He's awesome. He really is.

  • @lukemackenzie2944
    @lukemackenzie2944 8 лет назад +7

    this dish requires a little extra salt...SO IM GOING TO FUCK IT. is possibly the funniest

  • @deano27592
    @deano27592 3 года назад +1

    im 3 mins in and theres 16min of 5-7second jokes from frankie :) and this is part 3 !!! hes a GOAT

  • @vs4ntroy421
    @vs4ntroy421 8 лет назад +22

    Hong chuwah ho chungwah

  • @reecelewendon5692
    @reecelewendon5692 7 лет назад +6

    the one about hmv in paisley is even funnier because there isnt one i live there

  • @seventus
    @seventus 9 лет назад +13

    Flobadobadobadob said Ben. Because he'd had a stroke.

  • @onenerdygremlin
    @onenerdygremlin 7 лет назад +39

    The Columbine was perfect

    • @henderson023
      @henderson023 5 лет назад +3

      It's also the one that got him canned, I think. Perhaps I'm thinking of a different reference to the Columbine shooting, though...

  • @ryanwilliams4223
    @ryanwilliams4223 7 лет назад +5

    3 grams of coke in my pocket and my wifes on holiday hahahah

  • @vanessaa5106
    @vanessaa5106 6 лет назад

    Bless you for making this

  • @nicoconnell7619
    @nicoconnell7619 5 лет назад +1

    "This dish requires a little extra salt...So im going to fuck it" lmao

  • @wisteela
    @wisteela 9 лет назад +2

    Thanks for uploading all these

  • @oludotunjohnshowemimo434
    @oludotunjohnshowemimo434 4 года назад +2

    The woman burnt at the stake and Dundee Town Hall is my favourite but all jokes of Frankie's are too funny

  • @willgold664
    @willgold664 8 лет назад +17

    Columbine: The Musical... I have no words...

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад

      If you don't write some you'll never get it on stage.

  • @barkebaat
    @barkebaat 2 года назад +1

    1:28 - Psychologically astute :-)

  • @thelolmaster1997
    @thelolmaster1997 4 года назад +15

    "Lines you wouldn't hear on a cooking show "
    "...and here we have it.. a doughnut like a boy scouts arsehole"

  • @motorbike650
    @motorbike650 Год назад

    Frankie is on another planet..great!!

  • @sambrickwood6327
    @sambrickwood6327 9 лет назад +1

    This was terrific banter 😉

  • @bradsmith1102
    @bradsmith1102 9 лет назад +9

    That Nigella Lawson one was fucking hilarious...

  • @88omair
    @88omair 7 лет назад +17

    1:47 Not relevant now but it's still sheer genius

  • @traida111
    @traida111 4 года назад +5

    I rememeber when mock the week was good

  • @paulsheerin1794
    @paulsheerin1794 8 лет назад +8

    Amazing edit! Makes a change

  • @mikeyc.1979
    @mikeyc.1979 3 года назад

    Love from the US. My personal favorite comedian

  • @Purpleslime321
    @Purpleslime321 9 лет назад +47

    roses are red
    violets are red
    trees are red
    grass is red
    HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

  • @Ch50304
    @Ch50304 3 года назад +2

    Luke, relax and feel the force..that is twisted.

  • @MainBizoh
    @MainBizoh 4 года назад +1

    The Andy Murray joke was fucking gold 😂

  • @socialengineer1441
    @socialengineer1441 3 года назад +1

    I only watch it for frankie

  • @LouM897
    @LouM897 4 года назад +1

    “This dish requires a little extra salt... *so I’m going to fuck it”*

  • @jc-qd6be
    @jc-qd6be 5 лет назад +2

    heads down thumbs up .
    love it from australia..

  • @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949
    @thisaccountnameiscompletel8949 7 лет назад +18

    Any one heard "Ron was having problems with the swine flu and people were avoiding him, but he was ginger and he was used to it" one?

    • @TheOmetalista
      @TheOmetalista 7 лет назад +3

      i think it's: "...but luckily he was..."

  • @MimMdance
    @MimMdance 8 лет назад +11

    3:42 is awesome! Hahahaha!

  • @jackhopkins5956
    @jackhopkins5956 4 года назад +1

    "This dish requires a little extra salt, so I'm going to fuck it"

  • @RANDOMCLIPS894
    @RANDOMCLIPS894 4 года назад +1

    And still watching 😂😂

  • @paulgilson2347
    @paulgilson2347 3 года назад +1

    fucking stone cold legend.

  • @Mypenleaks
    @Mypenleaks 3 года назад +1

    I like how Russell Howard. Always let's Frankie go before him. Because he's a nice guy and respect's him.

    • @Musicienne-DAB1995
      @Musicienne-DAB1995 Год назад

      Part of the humour comes from Russell Howard bending over laughing after some of Boyle's most savage gags.

  • @tyronekhan848
    @tyronekhan848 3 года назад +2

    Best thing to happen to stand up comedy

  • @arveyilleszender5809
    @arveyilleszender5809 3 года назад +4

    There's no doubt in my mind at least, that Frankie Boyle is far far superior to the other comedians employed for that show.

  • @34bally
    @34bally 6 лет назад +4

    3:24 😂 one of my favourite Frankie Boyle jokes, so simple

  • @taylov4839
    @taylov4839 8 лет назад +1

    I haven't seen the cricket commentator scenes yet - lol...."just remember we slaughtered the Indians in the millions". good job champ on editing.

  • @junkersbunkers
    @junkersbunkers 6 лет назад +7

    Back when it was quality

  • @ConnorLowWhistle
    @ConnorLowWhistle 2 года назад +1

    this potion that makes you from dr jekyll into mr hyde it looks a lot like 6 cans of stella 🤣🤣🤣

  • @marcblakely2460
    @marcblakely2460 3 года назад +7

    Am not a dwarf am a lesbian 😂😂😂

  • @ikkycpt576
    @ikkycpt576 3 года назад +2

    2 min 7 "I'm not a dwarf I'm a Lesbian" WTF 😂😂😂

  • @mr-bradstar3786
    @mr-bradstar3786 3 года назад

    I love Frankie

  • @jakemyhill4985
    @jakemyhill4985 4 года назад +4

    Why don’t they just eat the flies? 😂😂😂

  • @TheQuietcount
    @TheQuietcount 4 года назад +2

    (5:18)What is even funnier is the idea that Paisley has an HMV, or anywhere that sells music.

  • @Aceimus1066
    @Aceimus1066 3 года назад +3

    Before he went WOKE

  • @johnharratt3529
    @johnharratt3529 10 лет назад +3

    You need do some more of these hahaha

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  10 лет назад +6

      Aha I would if Frankie didn't leave after Series 7! :(

    • @johnharratt3529
      @johnharratt3529 10 лет назад +2

      DeadSimpleHD its a shame isn't it, he was the best one on there, its not the same anymore :(

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  10 лет назад +4

      John Harratt Yeah I completely agree, I just stopped watching it. Don't even know what season it's on at the moment aha

    • @johnharratt3529
      @johnharratt3529 10 лет назад +2

      DeadSimpleHD no one on there will ever be as good as Frankie, no one is as ruthless as he is hahaha

    • @DeadSimpleHD
      @DeadSimpleHD  10 лет назад +1

      John Harratt Yeah man, he's not afraid to say anything haha

  • @RUBBER_BULLET
    @RUBBER_BULLET 4 года назад +5

    Where can I find Gina Yashere 'best of' clips?

    • @Farweasel
      @Farweasel 3 года назад +1

      Knowing them - The BBC promotions board?

  • @manu1love
    @manu1love 10 лет назад +1

    Awsome

  • @markyinbelfastxx9088
    @markyinbelfastxx9088 3 года назад +2

    I've never watched mtw since Frankie left

  • @fordyboy54
    @fordyboy54 3 года назад +1

    RIP Frankie I hope that one day we find out what happened to him

  • @benevans2736
    @benevans2736 7 лет назад +15

    Stingrays love for play

  • @ErikTheRedd1
    @ErikTheRedd1 8 лет назад

    thats my favorite too

  • @signalmanmusic4225
    @signalmanmusic4225 Год назад

    The strong powerful sun is making me sweat….Oh no here comes his Dad!!
    Brilliant

  • @niknoks7638
    @niknoks7638 10 месяцев назад

    Fcukin timeless 🤣👏