Matteo Lane Makes Carbonara (1 Million Subscriber Special)

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  • @matteolanecomedy
    @matteolanecomedy  5 месяцев назад +2

    Check out the extended version on our Patreon: patreon.com/MatteoLane

  • @NickSmith09
    @NickSmith09 6 месяцев назад +1257

    No thanks to ME!?

    • @ohdang8515
      @ohdang8515 6 месяцев назад +83

      The heart of this channel.

    • @muggle804
      @muggle804 6 месяцев назад +34

      It’s a crime you weren’t involved in this video either then an attempted phone call.

    • @Greg-vq9tu
      @Greg-vq9tu 6 месяцев назад +16

      Literally the best part of a Matteo Lane video ❤

    • @cloud__99
      @cloud__99 6 месяцев назад +27

      His whole career rests on your dainty shoulders.

    • @tom.jacobs
      @tom.jacobs 6 месяцев назад +12

      He still thinking we are here for the recipes i think

  • @wille5080
    @wille5080 6 месяцев назад +448

    “The only problem is that Nick got involved” * *ptsd flashbacks* *
    😂

    • @Raherin
      @Raherin 6 месяцев назад +25

      He would have tried to air fry the carbonara.

  • @crneuman
    @crneuman 6 месяцев назад +568

    OMG you threw away your egg shells?!?! j/k 🤣

    • @immakitty88
      @immakitty88 6 месяцев назад +90

      Should give them to a homeless person so they can start a garden

    • @moiramarriott4403
      @moiramarriott4403 6 месяцев назад +3

      😅​@@immakitty88

    • @krmamhsn
      @krmamhsn 6 месяцев назад +54

      My heart aches, that could of been composted

    • @Nonsense_thepodcast
      @Nonsense_thepodcast 6 месяцев назад +21

      Why compost ​@@krmamhsn I always eat mine they give me just the right amount of calcium

    • @jackie8357
      @jackie8357 6 месяцев назад

      You need to give those to a needy composter! You horrid person!

  • @Facepalm9
    @Facepalm9 6 месяцев назад +222

    You know those egg whites were trashed the moment the cameras cut. 😂

    • @shutitdown1026
      @shutitdown1026 6 месяцев назад +21

      Directly into the garbage 😂😂😂

    • @94agoodyear
      @94agoodyear 6 месяцев назад +8

      God, I hope so. Yuk.

    • @AuggyM
      @AuggyM 6 месяцев назад +10

      Ran to the comments to say the same🤣👀🍳🗑️🫖🤭

    • @kojayeoja
      @kojayeoja 6 месяцев назад +16

      shhhh don't tell queer feminist

    • @gzila57
      @gzila57 6 месяцев назад +5

      I'd bet any amount of money hahaha

  • @boredomania9245
    @boredomania9245 6 месяцев назад +186

    The fact that you mentioned queer feminine made me laugh so hard because I was thinking about your special roflmbo

  • @davidfrania8990
    @davidfrania8990 6 месяцев назад +117

    "Is it too thick? No gay's ever said that!" OMG, Matteo...you are so right! Another great episode!

  • @CarrieBarrieintheDesert
    @CarrieBarrieintheDesert 6 месяцев назад +92

    Or when the wait staff dropped the plates at Olive Garden and Nick almost died 😂😂😂😂😂
    So happy for all of you. Well deserved, you make the Internet a better place.
    Matteo, come to AZ. I was sad we weren't part of your last tour

    • @numtwelve12
      @numtwelve12 5 месяцев назад +2

      Oh that has to be my fav episode. The plates falling makes me laugh every time

  • @dinodiner1939
    @dinodiner1939 6 месяцев назад +17

    You wasted that hot water! You could have donated it to a food bank that was making pasta at the exact same time as you were finishing yours keeping them from wasting heating up cold water to hot.

  • @jessemosqueda1603
    @jessemosqueda1603 6 месяцев назад +111

    I think Matteo realized in that pause that Nick is a huge reason the channel went from 4K to 1M so quickly 😂🤣

  • @ThangPlants
    @ThangPlants 6 месяцев назад +69

    but we LOVE Nick, he's such a spirit animal

  • @babyboo729
    @babyboo729 6 месяцев назад +17

    He cuts off just before throwing the cooked egg whites in the bin. 😂😂😂😂😂❤️🇮🇪

    • @Qualinesta
      @Qualinesta 5 месяцев назад +2

      He gave them to a homeless person out front.

    • @babyboo729
      @babyboo729 5 месяцев назад

      @@Qualinesta Imagine how hes changed their lives. I hope he feels proud for this extraordinary deed. 😂

  • @Jane-ss1pg
    @Jane-ss1pg 6 месяцев назад +4

    My favorite episode has got to be the Olive Garden one. I don't know why it's so funny exactly, maybe just because of how happy Nick is contrasting with how miserable you are. It's one of my comfort videos.

  • @andreamarie6501
    @andreamarie6501 6 месяцев назад +25

    Watching this eating Olive Garden feels appropriate 😂
    Congrats on ONE MILLION! 🎉🎉

  • @OnyxLynx6
    @OnyxLynx6 6 месяцев назад +9

    “This is a very ancient recipe from…muscle gays.” Comedy gold.

  • @isso84
    @isso84 6 месяцев назад +41

    you + the background jazz music in your videos is comforting beyond words. ❤

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 6 месяцев назад +42

    CONGRATULATIONS ON 1M Subscribers! Here’s to more great content ❤

  • @giancarlamacaluso
    @giancarlamacaluso 6 месяцев назад +18

    Matteo and Nick are great together… whether they want to be or not ❤

  • @slowdownbuddy
    @slowdownbuddy 6 месяцев назад +9

    3:59 nick just adds rhat extra spice your channel needed, metaphorically of course because we know that Nick cant stand any spices except pepper 😂

  • @stepps511
    @stepps511 6 месяцев назад +10

    CONGRATULATIONS, Matteo! And to Chris, Nick and all those who showed up to make us laugh, gasp, and groan. You are the BEST!! 🌈🌟🎉🎈✨

  • @prozierozie5692
    @prozierozie5692 6 месяцев назад +17

    Queer Femininist.....
    You're tonight's winner!!!!

  • @melizab2424
    @melizab2424 6 месяцев назад +16

    1M Yaaass! Well deserved& Millions more! 💙

  • @matthewzehnder1466
    @matthewzehnder1466 6 месяцев назад +6

    If you crack eggs on a flat surface, it'll drastically cut down on broken yolks.

  • @grim554
    @grim554 6 месяцев назад +4

    I LOVED the egg yolk throwback 😂😂 always a classic

  • @DKF_oli
    @DKF_oli 6 месяцев назад +18

    It drives me a little crazy that the neon sign says bon appetit when it should say mangia, obviously

    • @davidfrania8990
      @davidfrania8990 6 месяцев назад +2

      No worries...it's just his inner Julia Child.

    • @abandonablesnowman
      @abandonablesnowman 6 месяцев назад +1

      Someone’s trying to get shoutout in Matteo’s next special

    • @DKF_oli
      @DKF_oli 6 месяцев назад

      @@abandonablesnowman why do you say that, is this a thing that a lot of people have already said?

  • @Waffl3B1T
    @Waffl3B1T 6 месяцев назад +13

    Congrats on 1 million!!!
    From a tank top to a tshirt, hands to egg shells, such growth! Altho I’d be using my hands too, so much easier.

    • @pattdunn9845
      @pattdunn9845 6 месяцев назад

      Just need a bigger shirt. It's like a 12 yr.olds shirt and a 30 year old body trying to look hip. At least he's wearing sleeves in winter. Don't get me wrong, I love your body. Just in a natural look and comfort.

  • @najadahmer4862
    @najadahmer4862 6 месяцев назад +5

    Congrats on 1 million!! You absolutely deserve it! 🖤
    And I gotta say, taking the egg whites and scrambled them made me laugh so hard! 😂

  • @ChrystalVanDusseldorp
    @ChrystalVanDusseldorp 6 месяцев назад +17

    Congrats on 1Million !!🎉🎉🎉

  • @hiendarinenkoray
    @hiendarinenkoray 6 месяцев назад +10

    YESSSS totally deserved 💓

  • @CarrieBarrieintheDesert
    @CarrieBarrieintheDesert 6 месяцев назад +3

    Wait!! But you forgot when you and Nick did the skeleton Halloween makeup on each other!! That was so damn funny!!! Chris laughing in the background gets me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jaconti65
    @jaconti65 6 месяцев назад +2

    dammit! i gotta stop watching your cooking vids when i'm high af; i'm so hungry now. congrats on your million girl.

  • @eboneseese2534
    @eboneseese2534 6 месяцев назад +3

    Love the cameo from the strainer we got in the target episode!

  • @latinoburger123
    @latinoburger123 6 месяцев назад +4

    Nick has become my spirit animal

  • @ejgregory8319
    @ejgregory8319 6 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you for this absolute gem of a video. I ❤️ all of the callbacks! Way to go Matteo and Chris, your success is well- deserved!

  • @lisa6621
    @lisa6621 6 месяцев назад +1

    congratulations Matteo!! You too Chris!!! Yeah Yeah... Nick too... he has been along on this ride... The Matteo and. Nick interaction is just so darn funny!!

  • @Memyx
    @Memyx 6 месяцев назад

    10:40 The little sound Chris makes as he reaches out to request some guanciale was so adorable.

  • @roxyodoesmakeup
    @roxyodoesmakeup 6 месяцев назад +1

    Omg I noticed you on that prime movie …. I am so happy almost giddy…. Love and light all the way from England xx

    • @i_am_talin
      @i_am_talin 6 месяцев назад

      What? He's in a movie?

  • @adamdiedrichs8216
    @adamdiedrichs8216 6 месяцев назад +2

    Love you Matteo. Thanks for always entertaining us.
    Spirt Halloween was one of my favorites

  • @Arielelian
    @Arielelian 3 месяца назад +1

    Pro tip: Use a plastic pasta spoon (with thin slits at the bottom) to separate the yolk from the albumen. Crack egg into the pasta spoon and lift. The albumen falls through, the ridged edges of the spoon keep the yolk inside, and if the albumen is being stubbon, just give it a slight tug.
    And if you can manage a one-handed egg crack, then you'll be rockin.

  • @dozydory
    @dozydory 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on 1 million, you deserve it! Thanks for all the laughs. I'm with Nick on the black pepper though!

  • @noticeablygay
    @noticeablygay 6 месяцев назад +2

    Take a shot everytime Matteo says Carbonara in an Italian accent ... 😂

  • @theharajukukid3720
    @theharajukukid3720 6 месяцев назад +4

    You deserve every sub. You're so funny and authentic and real and I'm so happy you're so consistent with content! Congrats on one mill!!!!! ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉

  • @ajachaotic
    @ajachaotic 6 месяцев назад +5

    I'm gluten free but I'm doing this anyway!!!! Love you, Matteo!!

    • @s4bombshell
      @s4bombshell 6 месяцев назад

      We can be gf buddies, trying to figure out how to replicate these delicious dishes without starchy pasta water! I’ve tried and failed cacio e pepe so many times it isn’t funny

  • @evildoesnotsleep-x2b
    @evildoesnotsleep-x2b 6 месяцев назад +1

    Subscribed for the comedy, stayed for Matteo being chaotic ❤. 🎉

  • @raymax_1071
    @raymax_1071 6 месяцев назад

    7:50 I do that ALL THE TIME. One more isn't going to change shit but it just feels right.

  • @LanaSavage
    @LanaSavage 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on the momentous milestone, Matteo! Next time you go to OG order something ugly for Nick!

  • @simonmay4947
    @simonmay4947 6 месяцев назад +1

    The brilliance of this video is all the flashbacks!

  • @slidewithme
    @slidewithme 6 месяцев назад +1

    Matteo - you are sunshine. I adore you.

  • @HansonJessie
    @HansonJessie 6 месяцев назад

    Cooking tip: Egg whites freeze beautifully. When I make custard or other yolk-only dishes, I put the whites in a freezer-proof container and freeze them. When I have more whites, I open the frozen container and throw another layer right on top of the previous (now-frozen) layer. When I collect enough, I thaw them out and make an angel food cake! I'm not joking--this is a legitimate way to save and use egg whites!

  • @CarmineTavernaPhotography
    @CarmineTavernaPhotography 6 месяцев назад +2

    ❤I'm half Sicilian and half regular slice..kudos to Matteo ❤

  • @sandraandrews9907
    @sandraandrews9907 6 месяцев назад +1

    Matteo, CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 million subscribers!!!😂😂🎉 Thanks for doing the carbonara, again. It's gotta be a great time, since Nick isn't there!!😂😂😂. Hey, congrats for all you've done!!🎉🎉🎉. ❤❤The Advice specials.😂

  • @coffeepie
    @coffeepie 6 месяцев назад +2

    congratulations! Now can we get a remake of you and Nick doing mac&cheese for 1.5M?

  • @bpm727
    @bpm727 6 месяцев назад +1

    The confidence is something to be studied

  • @annelovesgym
    @annelovesgym 6 месяцев назад +1

    Yummmm! I"m going to try and make this carbonara! congrats on the 1 mill!

  • @OlgaKavchak
    @OlgaKavchak 6 месяцев назад +1

    love your videos and now know how to make Carbonara. Please more!!!

  • @robbob1866
    @robbob1866 6 месяцев назад +1

    I HATE cooking shows but that made me wish I was there so I try some. Excellent video ❤

  • @Nolander80
    @Nolander80 6 месяцев назад

    My favorite episode is still Matteo and Nick at the gym. I had to stop and go back multiple times because I was laughing so hard.

  • @YouTuber-vy7hq
    @YouTuber-vy7hq 6 месяцев назад

    Carbonara: when it’s dinner time but you just want an egg McMuffin with bacon.

  • @garrycommander9351
    @garrycommander9351 6 месяцев назад

    the one talking about of italy I think was me, because that is one of my fave and italy is just the vibe.

  • @mariannefoucrault
    @mariannefoucrault 6 месяцев назад +1

    Un chandail du Québec?! OMG YAY

  • @KodyIturra
    @KodyIturra 6 месяцев назад

    My favorite video is the Olive Gardern video. That was great and funny.

  • @geoffreyblackmer
    @geoffreyblackmer 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congratulations, Chris and Matteo!

  • @bjmurray1842
    @bjmurray1842 6 месяцев назад +1

    I am thrilled to see you at 1M. My son had carbonara in Frascati last year. Mezzo rigatoni. Best food he ever ate.

  • @greggthomas1802
    @greggthomas1802 2 месяца назад

    Use the eggshells in your roses....lol

  • @woop2235
    @woop2235 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congratulations cutie😘👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️

  • @SanchoPancho979
    @SanchoPancho979 6 месяцев назад

    Went on a 4 day hike in Wales in April and saved our only warm meal for the evening of day 3. Noodle-Soup....and our "chef" went to put the pepper in. The top fell off and he put in half of a bag of black pepper in the soup for 6 people. At this point it had been lightly raining the entire time and all we had for shelter was a tarp.
    I have never seen peole who have been totally chill their entire life lose it like that. Known each other for over a decade. People threatened no-contact and violence. We had talked about that warm meal for 24 hours straight. Its been 5 years. The "chef" still hears about it. Funny every time ;)

  • @Cubeforc3
    @Cubeforc3 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats on the 1M! I remember hearing you on Keith and the Girl back in the day and then the YT algorithm somehow made me find you again

  • @BigGaySylv
    @BigGaySylv 6 месяцев назад +1

    easiest way to crack shells is a flat surface, you won't get any shell in your eggs as well. learned this recently and ive been doing it ever since.

  • @jetjet6560
    @jetjet6560 6 месяцев назад

    Started following Matteo after seeing him on the Flagrant pod a few years ago with Schulz...and I'm so happy to see all the success he's earned so far! Love it!

  • @charlesryan9
    @charlesryan9 6 месяцев назад +1

    Only as long as those egg white omelets go to a tired ER doctor in need of protein.

  • @rm6763
    @rm6763 6 месяцев назад

    love the matteo nick play .. Nick is like Madge in Dame Edna 😂😂

  • @RandomlyRonnieJr
    @RandomlyRonnieJr 6 месяцев назад +1

    OMG Congats Matteo, I've been following your career for sometime, and especially love all your stories w/ BobTheDragQueen, but dang........BIG Congrats on getting ONE Million subscribers, damn I'm so inspired by your success. Cheers, RJ

  • @cloud__99
    @cloud__99 6 месяцев назад +1

    Been here since you had about 15.000 subscribers, the first time I saw your comedy I knew you were gonna make it big. Congrats on 1 million! ❤

  • @user-td9hp6li5h
    @user-td9hp6li5h 6 месяцев назад +1

    Wait, this is carbonara? Where's the cream?!
    ( *runs away from the Italian cackling* )

  • @MrAlecmichael
    @MrAlecmichael 5 месяцев назад

    You’re on your way to 2 million subs! Congrats 🎉❤

  • @Gureme
    @Gureme 6 месяцев назад

    Mr. Lane. thank you for the jokes, content and thorough insights. love the span of vocabulary and it gives me comfort people actually speak with more intellect instead of more impact; I love seeing levels of linguistic depth and try deepen my own to make others feel the same. More gaming content please, get a nerd around, keeping up with the heat is key.

  • @drouinjohnny9036
    @drouinjohnny9036 6 месяцев назад

    I’m from Québec…..so proud you are wearing it….❤❤❤

  • @EvanSmith1000
    @EvanSmith1000 6 месяцев назад

    Yo great job Chris.
    Without your incredible production and hard work I never would have been introduced to Matteo, who’s now one of my favorite stand ups.

  • @user-fo9xb8nv2q
    @user-fo9xb8nv2q 6 месяцев назад +1

    1 million!! Congratulations!!!

  • @jaiboi6986
    @jaiboi6986 6 месяцев назад

    Congrats on hitting 1 million subscribers and I’m gonna make this dish.

  • @SuperFacePlace
    @SuperFacePlace 6 месяцев назад

    I love that I know the cooked egg whites got thrown out because no one wanted to eat them XD Same.

  • @LookNBeef
    @LookNBeef 5 месяцев назад

    I WANT THAT RECIPE....AND THAT STRAINER......MATTEO IS SO FUNNY....LOVE HIS PERSON....AND THAT HE LOVED CHELSEA FOR YEARS AND CHELSEA LATELY......THERE WERE SO MANY GREAT COMEDIANS ON THAT SHOW

  • @scopesic946
    @scopesic946 6 месяцев назад +2

    Congratulations Matteo! ❤

  • @michael91411
    @michael91411 6 месяцев назад

    Congratulations on 1M subscribers, Matteo. Glad to be a part of it! Love from L A....Mike

  • @user-hz1dy6yp5m
    @user-hz1dy6yp5m 6 месяцев назад

    You ❤ Nick and I ❤ Nick , so it's not a problem 😂 congrats on the MILLION, ❤ your videos
    I KNOW so many ❤s !

  • @psytron939
    @psytron939 6 месяцев назад

    Come for the comedy, stay for the cooking!

  • @arcboy2011
    @arcboy2011 6 месяцев назад

    Thank you for all the entertainment, and thank you for the Carbonara tutorial. Making this asap. Congrats on 1 million subs!

  • @alexprivate3145
    @alexprivate3145 6 месяцев назад

    Matteo, you are my chef!! I just made carbonara your way and OMG!!!! I was blown away!!!
    I licked everything off my plate 🤣
    Can’t wait to see your next Advise special!!!

  • @patriciatapia1710
    @patriciatapia1710 6 месяцев назад +1

    omg, is my heart going to ache ? 🤩

    • @kenburns8721
      @kenburns8721 6 месяцев назад

      Leave SOMETHING for Queer Feminist to comment!! 🤣
      💚

  • @elizabethmiranda289
    @elizabethmiranda289 6 месяцев назад

    My Mexican heart needs a Matteo in Mexico vid!

  • @c.slayter8871
    @c.slayter8871 6 месяцев назад

    Not the eggshells 😂

  • @muggle804
    @muggle804 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congratulations Matteo and Chris.

  • @mogwai_
    @mogwai_ 6 месяцев назад

    Ive commented this so many times but i remember meeting you Matteo when you came to do shows at a club i worked at. You are such an icon babe, really. You are every bit a performer and honestly frank sinatra wishes he could be as talented in half as many ways as you are. Im so happy for your success and ill keep cheering for you! Do right by us, cannoli queen

  • @EdwardNoguera
    @EdwardNoguera 6 месяцев назад

    You can always make meringue with the whites! Congrats on 1M!! ❤

  • @oscarlozano7122
    @oscarlozano7122 6 месяцев назад

    Congrats on 1 Million subscribers

  • @bronwynvermeulen3188
    @bronwynvermeulen3188 6 месяцев назад +1

    You totally deserve the million subscribers ❤️ ... absolutely love .... love your cooking segments .... thanks to you I cook more ... and my friends adore my cousin skills

  • @howbradknew
    @howbradknew 6 месяцев назад

    Aw, still has the ceramic Christmas tree up. Love the sparkle!

  • @ArtByFinch
    @ArtByFinch 6 месяцев назад

    Congrats on 1 million. Come to Vancouver BC and perform!

  • @ryanambrose7273
    @ryanambrose7273 6 месяцев назад +1

    I have that same ceramic Christmas tree from my grand mom 🎄

  • @brandonkashou4017
    @brandonkashou4017 6 месяцев назад +1

    Congrats! This is amazing! One of the OG 4000 subscribers here😜❤️