Matteo Lane Makes Carbonara (1 Million Subscriber Special)
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No thanks to ME!?
The heart of this channel.
It’s a crime you weren’t involved in this video either then an attempted phone call.
Literally the best part of a Matteo Lane video ❤
His whole career rests on your dainty shoulders.
He still thinking we are here for the recipes i think
“The only problem is that Nick got involved” * *ptsd flashbacks* *
😂
He would have tried to air fry the carbonara.
OMG you threw away your egg shells?!?! j/k 🤣
Should give them to a homeless person so they can start a garden
😅@@immakitty88
My heart aches, that could of been composted
Why compost @@krmamhsn I always eat mine they give me just the right amount of calcium
You need to give those to a needy composter! You horrid person!
You know those egg whites were trashed the moment the cameras cut. 😂
Directly into the garbage 😂😂😂
God, I hope so. Yuk.
Ran to the comments to say the same🤣👀🍳🗑️🫖🤭
shhhh don't tell queer feminist
I'd bet any amount of money hahaha
The fact that you mentioned queer feminine made me laugh so hard because I was thinking about your special roflmbo
"Is it too thick? No gay's ever said that!" OMG, Matteo...you are so right! Another great episode!
Or when the wait staff dropped the plates at Olive Garden and Nick almost died 😂😂😂😂😂
So happy for all of you. Well deserved, you make the Internet a better place.
Matteo, come to AZ. I was sad we weren't part of your last tour
Oh that has to be my fav episode. The plates falling makes me laugh every time
You wasted that hot water! You could have donated it to a food bank that was making pasta at the exact same time as you were finishing yours keeping them from wasting heating up cold water to hot.
I think Matteo realized in that pause that Nick is a huge reason the channel went from 4K to 1M so quickly 😂🤣
but we LOVE Nick, he's such a spirit animal
He cuts off just before throwing the cooked egg whites in the bin. 😂😂😂😂😂❤️🇮🇪
He gave them to a homeless person out front.
@@Qualinesta Imagine how hes changed their lives. I hope he feels proud for this extraordinary deed. 😂
My favorite episode has got to be the Olive Garden one. I don't know why it's so funny exactly, maybe just because of how happy Nick is contrasting with how miserable you are. It's one of my comfort videos.
Watching this eating Olive Garden feels appropriate 😂
Congrats on ONE MILLION! 🎉🎉
“This is a very ancient recipe from…muscle gays.” Comedy gold.
you + the background jazz music in your videos is comforting beyond words. ❤
Love that music.
CONGRATULATIONS ON 1M Subscribers! Here’s to more great content ❤
Matteo and Nick are great together… whether they want to be or not ❤
3:59 nick just adds rhat extra spice your channel needed, metaphorically of course because we know that Nick cant stand any spices except pepper 😂
CONGRATULATIONS, Matteo! And to Chris, Nick and all those who showed up to make us laugh, gasp, and groan. You are the BEST!! 🌈🌟🎉🎈✨
Queer Femininist.....
You're tonight's winner!!!!
1M Yaaass! Well deserved& Millions more! 💙
If you crack eggs on a flat surface, it'll drastically cut down on broken yolks.
I LOVED the egg yolk throwback 😂😂 always a classic
It drives me a little crazy that the neon sign says bon appetit when it should say mangia, obviously
No worries...it's just his inner Julia Child.
Someone’s trying to get shoutout in Matteo’s next special
@@abandonablesnowman why do you say that, is this a thing that a lot of people have already said?
Congrats on 1 million!!!
From a tank top to a tshirt, hands to egg shells, such growth! Altho I’d be using my hands too, so much easier.
Just need a bigger shirt. It's like a 12 yr.olds shirt and a 30 year old body trying to look hip. At least he's wearing sleeves in winter. Don't get me wrong, I love your body. Just in a natural look and comfort.
Congrats on 1 million!! You absolutely deserve it! 🖤
And I gotta say, taking the egg whites and scrambled them made me laugh so hard! 😂
Congrats on 1Million !!🎉🎉🎉
YESSSS totally deserved 💓
Wait!! But you forgot when you and Nick did the skeleton Halloween makeup on each other!! That was so damn funny!!! Chris laughing in the background gets me every time! 😂😂😂😂😂
dammit! i gotta stop watching your cooking vids when i'm high af; i'm so hungry now. congrats on your million girl.
Love the cameo from the strainer we got in the target episode!
Nick has become my spirit animal
Thank you for this absolute gem of a video. I ❤️ all of the callbacks! Way to go Matteo and Chris, your success is well- deserved!
congratulations Matteo!! You too Chris!!! Yeah Yeah... Nick too... he has been along on this ride... The Matteo and. Nick interaction is just so darn funny!!
10:40 The little sound Chris makes as he reaches out to request some guanciale was so adorable.
Omg I noticed you on that prime movie …. I am so happy almost giddy…. Love and light all the way from England xx
What? He's in a movie?
Love you Matteo. Thanks for always entertaining us.
Spirt Halloween was one of my favorites
Pro tip: Use a plastic pasta spoon (with thin slits at the bottom) to separate the yolk from the albumen. Crack egg into the pasta spoon and lift. The albumen falls through, the ridged edges of the spoon keep the yolk inside, and if the albumen is being stubbon, just give it a slight tug.
And if you can manage a one-handed egg crack, then you'll be rockin.
Congrats on 1 million, you deserve it! Thanks for all the laughs. I'm with Nick on the black pepper though!
Take a shot everytime Matteo says Carbonara in an Italian accent ... 😂
You deserve every sub. You're so funny and authentic and real and I'm so happy you're so consistent with content! Congrats on one mill!!!!! ❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉❤🎉
I'm gluten free but I'm doing this anyway!!!! Love you, Matteo!!
We can be gf buddies, trying to figure out how to replicate these delicious dishes without starchy pasta water! I’ve tried and failed cacio e pepe so many times it isn’t funny
Subscribed for the comedy, stayed for Matteo being chaotic ❤. 🎉
7:50 I do that ALL THE TIME. One more isn't going to change shit but it just feels right.
Congrats on the momentous milestone, Matteo! Next time you go to OG order something ugly for Nick!
The brilliance of this video is all the flashbacks!
Matteo - you are sunshine. I adore you.
Cooking tip: Egg whites freeze beautifully. When I make custard or other yolk-only dishes, I put the whites in a freezer-proof container and freeze them. When I have more whites, I open the frozen container and throw another layer right on top of the previous (now-frozen) layer. When I collect enough, I thaw them out and make an angel food cake! I'm not joking--this is a legitimate way to save and use egg whites!
❤I'm half Sicilian and half regular slice..kudos to Matteo ❤
Matteo, CONGRATULATIONS ON 1 million subscribers!!!😂😂🎉 Thanks for doing the carbonara, again. It's gotta be a great time, since Nick isn't there!!😂😂😂. Hey, congrats for all you've done!!🎉🎉🎉. ❤❤The Advice specials.😂
congratulations! Now can we get a remake of you and Nick doing mac&cheese for 1.5M?
The confidence is something to be studied
Yummmm! I"m going to try and make this carbonara! congrats on the 1 mill!
love your videos and now know how to make Carbonara. Please more!!!
I HATE cooking shows but that made me wish I was there so I try some. Excellent video ❤
My favorite episode is still Matteo and Nick at the gym. I had to stop and go back multiple times because I was laughing so hard.
Carbonara: when it’s dinner time but you just want an egg McMuffin with bacon.
the one talking about of italy I think was me, because that is one of my fave and italy is just the vibe.
Un chandail du Québec?! OMG YAY
My favorite video is the Olive Gardern video. That was great and funny.
Congratulations, Chris and Matteo!
I am thrilled to see you at 1M. My son had carbonara in Frascati last year. Mezzo rigatoni. Best food he ever ate.
Use the eggshells in your roses....lol
Congratulations cutie😘👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽♥️♥️♥️♥️♥️
Went on a 4 day hike in Wales in April and saved our only warm meal for the evening of day 3. Noodle-Soup....and our "chef" went to put the pepper in. The top fell off and he put in half of a bag of black pepper in the soup for 6 people. At this point it had been lightly raining the entire time and all we had for shelter was a tarp.
I have never seen peole who have been totally chill their entire life lose it like that. Known each other for over a decade. People threatened no-contact and violence. We had talked about that warm meal for 24 hours straight. Its been 5 years. The "chef" still hears about it. Funny every time ;)
Congrats on the 1M! I remember hearing you on Keith and the Girl back in the day and then the YT algorithm somehow made me find you again
easiest way to crack shells is a flat surface, you won't get any shell in your eggs as well. learned this recently and ive been doing it ever since.
Started following Matteo after seeing him on the Flagrant pod a few years ago with Schulz...and I'm so happy to see all the success he's earned so far! Love it!
Only as long as those egg white omelets go to a tired ER doctor in need of protein.
love the matteo nick play .. Nick is like Madge in Dame Edna 😂😂
OMG Congats Matteo, I've been following your career for sometime, and especially love all your stories w/ BobTheDragQueen, but dang........BIG Congrats on getting ONE Million subscribers, damn I'm so inspired by your success. Cheers, RJ
Been here since you had about 15.000 subscribers, the first time I saw your comedy I knew you were gonna make it big. Congrats on 1 million! ❤
Wait, this is carbonara? Where's the cream?!
( *runs away from the Italian cackling* )
You’re on your way to 2 million subs! Congrats 🎉❤
Mr. Lane. thank you for the jokes, content and thorough insights. love the span of vocabulary and it gives me comfort people actually speak with more intellect instead of more impact; I love seeing levels of linguistic depth and try deepen my own to make others feel the same. More gaming content please, get a nerd around, keeping up with the heat is key.
I’m from Québec…..so proud you are wearing it….❤❤❤
Yo great job Chris.
Without your incredible production and hard work I never would have been introduced to Matteo, who’s now one of my favorite stand ups.
1 million!! Congratulations!!!
Congrats on hitting 1 million subscribers and I’m gonna make this dish.
I love that I know the cooked egg whites got thrown out because no one wanted to eat them XD Same.
I WANT THAT RECIPE....AND THAT STRAINER......MATTEO IS SO FUNNY....LOVE HIS PERSON....AND THAT HE LOVED CHELSEA FOR YEARS AND CHELSEA LATELY......THERE WERE SO MANY GREAT COMEDIANS ON THAT SHOW
Congratulations Matteo! ❤
Congratulations on 1M subscribers, Matteo. Glad to be a part of it! Love from L A....Mike
You ❤ Nick and I ❤ Nick , so it's not a problem 😂 congrats on the MILLION, ❤ your videos
I KNOW so many ❤s !
Come for the comedy, stay for the cooking!
Thank you for all the entertainment, and thank you for the Carbonara tutorial. Making this asap. Congrats on 1 million subs!
Matteo, you are my chef!! I just made carbonara your way and OMG!!!! I was blown away!!!
I licked everything off my plate 🤣
Can’t wait to see your next Advise special!!!
omg, is my heart going to ache ? 🤩
Leave SOMETHING for Queer Feminist to comment!! 🤣
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My Mexican heart needs a Matteo in Mexico vid!
Not the eggshells 😂
Congratulations Matteo and Chris.
Ive commented this so many times but i remember meeting you Matteo when you came to do shows at a club i worked at. You are such an icon babe, really. You are every bit a performer and honestly frank sinatra wishes he could be as talented in half as many ways as you are. Im so happy for your success and ill keep cheering for you! Do right by us, cannoli queen
You can always make meringue with the whites! Congrats on 1M!! ❤
Congrats on 1 Million subscribers
You totally deserve the million subscribers ❤️ ... absolutely love .... love your cooking segments .... thanks to you I cook more ... and my friends adore my cousin skills
Aw, still has the ceramic Christmas tree up. Love the sparkle!
Congrats on 1 million. Come to Vancouver BC and perform!
I have that same ceramic Christmas tree from my grand mom 🎄
Congrats! This is amazing! One of the OG 4000 subscribers here😜❤️