Persuading a Commie General to Sacrifice Himself!

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  • Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
  • I was just starting to have fun!

Комментарии • 62

  • @FuteFranta
    @FuteFranta 4 месяца назад +133

    Surprised the "Devour" works in the simulation

    • @jacobski7216
      @jacobski7216 4 месяца назад +14

      The fact it still gives you negative karma too. 😂

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 месяца назад +4

      I’m surprised your hands don’t go right through them

  • @theprofessional155
    @theprofessional155 4 месяца назад +88

    You protected American freedom and democracy and liberated Alaska from the communists. Thank you for keeping America safe.

    • @galaxysheep444
      @galaxysheep444 4 месяца назад +2

      Woah it's the GTA guide guy!!

    • @Mr.Nobody_97
      @Mr.Nobody_97 4 месяца назад +2

      What is Lester Crest doing here 😂

  • @sojournertaylor6897
    @sojournertaylor6897 4 месяца назад +85

    “The only purpose an animal has in this temple is sacrifice.”
    - Joshua Graham, slayer of General Gobbledegook

  • @snarkymoosesshack8793
    @snarkymoosesshack8793 4 месяца назад +72

    >told to stand down, literally mid meal
    My face hurts from laughing.

  • @Rushexe
    @Rushexe 4 месяца назад +116

    *devour*
    "That'll do soldier"
    💀💀💀

  • @HazardSJ
    @HazardSJ 4 месяца назад +48

    Atomic finally getting some of that authentic chinese food.

  • @Wh173c0c0
    @Wh173c0c0 4 месяца назад +37

    *Gets interrupted in the middle of eating the General*
    "I was just starting to have fun!"🙁

  • @jordengg3629
    @jordengg3629 4 месяца назад +44

    Also a thing that makes this more funny is that this is in an american simulation, created by american scientists, and commiting Harakiri (what jingewi did) is a japenese thing, showing that they dont even know chinese culture

    • @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger
      @Tony-The-Motherfucking-Tiger 4 месяца назад

      You can thank Chase for that, scientists notes comment on how he meddled so much with the simulation that it was anything but accurate

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 4 месяца назад +1

      Harakiri is gut stab and then slash. This is heart stab and then all the way through.

    • @jordengg3629
      @jordengg3629 4 месяца назад

      @@DarkAdonisVyers that's seppoku

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jordengg3629 Harakiri is slang for seppuku.

    • @DarkAdonisVyers
      @DarkAdonisVyers 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jordengg3629 Harakiri and seppuku mean exactly the same thing in Japanese, but, Japanese people almost never use the word harakiri and prefer the word seppuku instead. Harakiri refers to the action of cutting stomach while seppuku represents the ritual and the traditional procedure of cutting the stomach.

  • @Cunnysmythe
    @Cunnysmythe 4 месяца назад +4

    I don't understand Chinese, but that accent sounded terrible

  • @thatskeletordude5271
    @thatskeletordude5271 4 месяца назад +13

    Fact: this guy has the same HP as a Super Mutant Overlord.

    • @TheCoolBananaMan-rv2my
      @TheCoolBananaMan-rv2my 4 месяца назад +3

      It makes sense why he’s half-way to gen- oh no, he’s there Nevermind

  • @jacobski7216
    @jacobski7216 4 месяца назад +12

    The fact you get NEGATIVE KARMA for eating a fake human body in a simulation. 😂

  • @thomasedwards4515
    @thomasedwards4515 4 месяца назад +10

    Better fed than red

  • @JosephPagepublic
    @JosephPagepublic 4 месяца назад +9

    It's impressive that neither of them speak the same language and yet they can somehow understand each other.
    I wonder how Chinese got accurately translated into different languages since China doesn't have an alphabet.

    • @heswallowedburningcoals19
      @heswallowedburningcoals19 4 месяца назад +2

      Wait, so how does anybody translate from Chinese to another language? Surely it’s possible.

    • @heisenberg8583
      @heisenberg8583 3 месяца назад

      I think it’s canon that the Lone Wanderer knew Chinese

    • @mappingshaman5280
      @mappingshaman5280 3 месяца назад

      ​@heisenberg8583 why would the Lone wanderer know chinese? Where would they learn that?

    • @cdru515
      @cdru515 2 месяца назад

      @@mappingshaman5280 The Lone Wanderer can read the Chinese Stealth Manual, whose cover shows that it's an untranslated book

  • @wolfkult4320
    @wolfkult4320 4 месяца назад +8

    A little Chinese food for a successful campaign

    • @thomasedwards4515
      @thomasedwards4515 3 месяца назад +1

      This is democracy manifest

    • @wolfkult4320
      @wolfkult4320 3 месяца назад +1

      @@thomasedwards4515 *Loses Karma* What is the Charge!? Eating a meal!? A succulent Chinese meal!?

  • @mappingshaman5280
    @mappingshaman5280 3 месяца назад +2

    What i dont get about this simulation is why the people who made it would make it possible to talk him down. Like isn't it supposed to be training for soldiers?

  • @matt4048
    @matt4048 4 месяца назад +3

    Its Jingover.

  • @sanlorenzo7896
    @sanlorenzo7896 4 месяца назад +3

    This boss fight would have been a lot easier if Shotgun Surgeon and Piercing Strike were included as perks. Then again, I did cheese this fight by shooting the sword out of his hand with the Gauss rifle. 😂

  • @OrdinatorSeldro
    @OrdinatorSeldro 3 месяца назад +2

    Is this real Chinese, or a goofy American attempt at Chinese?

    • @J童
      @J童 2 месяца назад

      it's goofy as hell, the pronunciation is blatantly wrong

  • @alexandermorozov8593
    @alexandermorozov8593 4 месяца назад +2

    Woah! That is a surprising feature in this simulation

  • @novaket1264
    @novaket1264 4 месяца назад

    Holographic Chinese General... MY FAVORITE

  • @moister3727
    @moister3727 4 месяца назад +5

    Yummy

  • @freesidecity
    @freesidecity 3 месяца назад

    As a chinese, I must say the voice acting is terrible, I can barely understand this.

  • @katkong281
    @katkong281 4 месяца назад +3

    Thems Good Eatin'

  • @ishaqedrees5849
    @ishaqedrees5849 3 месяца назад

    You basically went low tier god on him

  • @ChadConnor
    @ChadConnor 3 месяца назад

    Hmm... can't tell if tastes yellow or red...

  • @nicholasgutierrez9940
    @nicholasgutierrez9940 3 месяца назад

    China...
    Japan...
    Same thing really

  • @nickirmen6671
    @nickirmen6671 4 месяца назад

    Just enjoying some chinese food

  • @Withered2003Arts-te2do
    @Withered2003Arts-te2do 4 месяца назад +1

    mm delicious

  • @Frozen_Ketchup
    @Frozen_Ketchup 4 месяца назад

    The devour aside, this implies that the Lone Wanderer knows a bit of Chinese to persuade Jingwei to sacrifice himself

  • @Evolith
    @Evolith 4 месяца назад

    Virgin % speech check vs the Chad reverse-pickpocketing glitch stacker.

  • @dantewilliams2757
    @dantewilliams2757 4 месяца назад

    I would do this too if my game didn’t crash and keep making me restart

  • @MoonshineH
    @MoonshineH 4 месяца назад

    What the fack

  • @Overlord598
    @Overlord598 4 месяца назад

    Based Nate

  • @larkenkuznetsov3413
    @larkenkuznetsov3413 4 месяца назад

    I was just starving to have fun

  • @sebastiancoar1991
    @sebastiancoar1991 4 месяца назад +3

    I have but one simple question, what did victory taste like?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 месяца назад +4

      Like Chinese chicken!

    • @sebastiancoar1991
      @sebastiancoar1991 4 месяца назад +3

      @@IamaPERSON Did it come with sweet & sour sauce?

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 4 месяца назад +3

      @@sebastiancoar1991 of course!