Confederate Flag & Racist Statues, What To Do | Andrew Schulz
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- Опубликовано: 12 июн 2020
- What up people. Lots of talk about removing the confederate flag and racist statues and monuments around the world. Let’s make sense of it all. INDULGE!
Created & Written by: Andrew Schulz & @markygagnon
Edited by: @alexxmedia
Contributing writers: @robbyslowik, @joeyavery, @davidnguyen
Special Thanks to Jarrett Stepman
New York native and internationally touring stand-up, Andrew Schulz is known for his hilarious and unsafe comedy. He has starred in the sitcom BENDERS (now available on Netflix), can be seen in Amazon’s SNEAKY PETE, HBO’s CRASHING, and on MTV including GUY CODE and GIRL CODE.
In the podcast realm, Schulz can be heard on the wildly popular THE BRILLIANT IDIOTS - co-hosted by nationally syndicated radio and television personality Charlamagne tha God - the hilarious sports commentary podcast FLAGRANT 2, and the film and TV analysis podcast WESTERBROS. He has made major appearances on The Joe Rogan Experience, Bert Kreischer’s BERTCAST, Joey “coco” Diaz The Chuch of What’s Happening Now. He has even done solo interviews with the likes of Lil Duval and many others.
Andrew’s online presence has touched hundreds of millions of people
across the globe and his unconventionally funny approach to the comedy world has launched him into stardome. His shows Dropping In and Inside Jokes will rack of hundreds of thousands of views weekly. Nothing is off limits for Schulz, from sex to race, and even the occasional audience heckler roast, Andrew is hungry to be the best. He can be seen in New York City performing regularly at New York Comedy Club and the Comedy Cellar. 
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Be careful Andrew, you're making a lot of sense.
@WT ACTUAL F how??
Yeah I’ve been hearing that he and Ghislaine just joined the same suicidal-depression support group
@WT ACTUAL F Found the commie.
@@b00stedrust don't be that guy
@WT ACTUAL F well if you thought he doubled back then let me explain to you what his point was. Were hypocrites in one way or another. There's no point in complaining about progress, we just have to do it. Time makes a bigot of everyone
I love and respect the fact the he attacks all angles equally while stating facts. True comedy right here.
He throwsin some jokes but I don't even think he attacks a side, he's a realist, calling things what they are without a lens or agenda.
@@ryanfrisella5626 he definitely attacks both sides
This guy is just screaming. He's knows nothing about the ancient blacks in Africa
I wasn’t laughing but your right he attacked it at every level and if you can’t understand this video than you is just low level
I'm sad I didn't discover Andrew Schulz sooner, however I'm happy I finally did
"you know what else is offensive to native amercians.... America!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 that's hilarious!
Right, why don't they just go cry about it. Maybe make a trail while they're at it.
@@1035TheIce LOL
@Eldritch Penumbra Jesus’ words “the way you judge, you will be judged” keep echoing in my head…
Bro, the "Driving on stolen land with your Jeep Cheroke" was even funnier.
_"We like to condemn the evil system but simultaneously reap the benefits, just like the founding fathers. We're no better."_ Andrew, that's very deep and sobering. In college, I studied for investigative journalism but changed majors when I realized that you can investigate and journal all you want but that whatever media outlet you work for will edit everything down to what fits their personal narrative. You should be invited on to MSM channels like FOX, CNN, MSNBC, and CBS so they all can get a view into what unbiased reporting really looks like. 5-star stuff, bro. Very well done.
"You should be invited on to MSM channels like FOX, CNN, MSNBC, and CBS so they all can get a view into what unbiased reporting really looks like." For the reasons you said you switched majors for, this must not happen or Andrew should turn them down. They can watch him from afar for all we care.
“ You think indians like watching you drive on their stolen land in your Jeep Cherokee?” 💀 💀🤣🤣
Lol :P
Not stolen its called bought and conquered
@@jakegrube9477 The earth is given to the hand of the wicked. How the hell do you conquer something that was given to you. The atmosphere seems to indicate your services are no longer required. The plagues are here. Enjoy the show.
2020 vision😎
Natives stole it from nature. We can play this game down the rabbit hole.
I am Mi'kmaq and I dont give a fuck. I dont blame people for shit that happened before they were born. I think erasing historical items is dumb. We should have things to remember and places have plaques saying this was a different time. All of this stuff going on now for the big lie.
“The only one to get pulled over during a race” 🤣😂
I fucking lost it LMAO
“We Are Fighting for Independence, Not Slavery”. - Jefferson Davis President of the Confederacy to Edward Kirk
“In this enlightened age, there are few I believe, but what will acknowledge, that slavery as an institution, is a moral & political evil in any Country.” - Robert E Lee
“While we see the Course of the final abolition of human slavery is onward, & we give it the aid of our prayers & all justifiable means in our power we must leave the progress as well as the result in his hands who Sees the end” - Robert E Lee
“I am rejoiced that slavery is abolished. I believe it will be greatly for the interests of the South. So fully am I satisfied of this, as regards Virginia especially, that I would cheerfully have lost all I have lost by the war, and have suffered all I have suffered, to have this object attained.” - Robert E Lee
“I have always been in favor of Emancipation.” - Robert E Lee
In an 1863 letter to his home state congressman, Elihu Washburne, Grant summed up his pre-war attitude: “I never was an Abolitionist,” he said, “not even what could be called anti-slavery.”
“We were not fighting for the perpetuation of slavery, but for the principles of states rights and free trade, and in defense of our homes which we were ruthlessly invaded.” -VMI Cadet Moses Jacob Ezekiel
“Let us stand together. We may differ in color, but not in sentiment. Many things have been said about me which are wrong, and which white and black persons here, who stood by me through the war, can contradict.” - Nathan Bedford Forrest
“African Americans should have the right to vote.” - Confederate Colonel John Salmon Ford
The confederate soldier “Fought because he was provoked, intimidated, and ultimately invaded”
-James Webb Born Fighting a History of the Scoth-Irish in America
“I was fighting for my home, and he had no business being there”
-Virginia confederate Solider Frank Potts
List of causes of the Civil War-
Harpers Ferry
On the night of October 16, 1859, Brown and a band of followers seized the federal arsenal at Harper’s Ferry, Virginia (now West Virginia), in what is believed to have been an attempt to arm a slave insurrection. (Brown denied this at his trial, but evidence indicated otherwise.) They were dislodged by a force of U.S. Marines led by Army lieutenant colonel Robert E. Lee.
Brown was swiftly tried for treason against Virginia and hanged. Southern reaction initially was that his acts were those of a mad fanatic, of little consequence. But when Northern abolitionists made a martyr of him, Southerners came to believe this was proof the North intended to wage a war of extermination against white Southerners. Brown’s raid thus became a step on the road to war between the sections.
States' Rights
The idea of states' rights was not new to the Civil War. Since the Constitution was first written there had been arguments about how much power the states should have versus how much power the federal government should have. The southern states felt that the federal government was taking away their rights and powers.
Political power
That was not enough to calm the fears of delegates to an 1860 secession convention in South Carolina. To the surprise of other Southern states-and even to many South Carolinians-the convention voted to dissolve the state’s contract with the United States and strike off on its own.
South Carolina had threatened this before in the 1830s during the presidency of Andrew Jackson, over a tariff that benefited Northern manufacturers but increased the cost of goods in the South. Jackson had vowed to send an army to force the state to stay in the Union, and Congress authorized him to raise such an army (all Southern senators walked out in protest before the vote was taken), but a compromise prevented the confrontation from occurring.
Perhaps learning from that experience the danger of going it alone, in 1860 and early 1861 South Carolina sent emissaries to other slave holding states urging their legislatures to follow its lead, nullify their contract with the United States and form a new Southern Confederacy. Six more states heeded the siren call: Mississippi, Florida, Alabama, Georgia, Louisiana, and Texas. Others voted down secession-temporarily. When President Lincoln called for Volunteers to invade the south, six southern states voted to join the Confederacy.
The issue of slavery
The burning issue that led to the disruption of the union was the debate over the future of slavery. Secession brought about a war in which the Northern and Western states and territories fought to preserve the Union, and the South fought to establish Southern independence as a new confederation of states under its own constitution.
Most of the states of the North, meanwhile, one by one had gradually abolished slavery. A steady flow of immigrants, especially from Ireland and Germany during the potato famine of the 1840s and 1850s, insured the North a ready pool of laborers, many of whom could be hired at low wages, diminishing the need to cling to the institution of slavery. Child labor was also a growing trend in the North.
The agrarian South utilized slaves to tend its large plantations and perform other duties. On the eve of the Civil War, some 4 million Africans and their descendants toiled as slave laborers in the South. Slavery was interwoven into the Southern economy although only a relatively small portion of the population actually owned slaves.
- History . net
@@SouthernGentleman So you're saying it was a country attacking another country. The south still lost.
@@SouthernGentleman An excellent article. I wish there were more like it in comment sections. Unfortunately, you will find ignorant and vile insults against any posts that don't fit the leftist narrative, which is "beyond the pale" in stupidity and fantasy land.
Southern Gentleman Slavery is widely accepted as the reason for the Civil War. Heck, even a simple Wikipedia search shows that answer. There are dozens upon dozens upon dozens of quotes from generals claiming the exact same thing as well. I don’t know why people come out and say what you said. The Confederates are nothing more than a bunch of racist traitors. Here’s a nice quote from a curator of history at the West Point Museum by the name of Michael J.McCafee “there are no monuments that mention the name Benedict Arnold. What does this have to do with the southern monuments honouring the political and military leaders of the confederacy? They, like Arnold, are traitors. They turned their backs on their nation, their oath, and the sacrifices of their ancestors in the war for independence… They attempted to destroy their nation to defend chattel slavery and from a sense that as white men they were innately superior to all other races. They fought for white racial supremacy. That is why monuments glorifying them and their cars should be removed. Leave monuments marking their participation on the battlefield of the war, but tear down those that only commemorate the intolerance violence and hate that inspired their attempt to destroy the American nation”.
"People died so you could watch porn on the toilet." Man that was hard XD
pun intended?
Dont change Andrew we need more brutally honest people like you
"first one to get pulled over during a race"
Protect this man at all cost.
Heard this already multiple times this week e.g 2 minutes into this Stephen Colbert show ruclips.net/video/vf2J2rDAzJw/видео.html
protect him like we are protecting Chris D'Elia?
This dude funnier than all the cable late night “comedians” combined
And he rattles off the jokes at x4
John Oliver is quality let’s not do him like that. Good research as well. But Andrew is definitely funnier
@@501sabu501 When John Oliver came out I liked the show but noticed commenters who seemed like they knew the subject who could call out the videos. Then came a video I was an expert in and they mangled it so badly I realized what previous commenters were talking about. Do NOT watch John Oliver and think you are getting real information. I haven't watched him since. And to hell with "I'm just a comedian" like he claims. For 100% damn sure he's not making jokes and points he doesn't even believe in. He's presenting opinion and information. And he gets substantial portions wrong.
@@jasondashney I came to the exact same realization. Very deceitful
And I bet he doesn't have any writing staff doing all the dirty work for him. Although I could be wrong.
Andrew is a comic genius while delivering some sobering truths.
Andrew is just like Stan at the end of meaningful South Park episodes
"we like to condemn the evil system but simultaneously reap the benefits"
*This guy is damn poet*
So stop wearing Nike, its made by slaves
Wait, you haven't realized this yourself?
There was political commentator in NYC during the Tammany hall days and he said something along those lines.
Just goes to show something's never change.
The most thoughtful comment, "Time turns everyone into a bigot".
Aabid Shah
And that is a good thing. That only means we are moving forward.
ruclips.net/video/xw0bApFnwJg/видео.html
Alex Cereuceta your descendants will consider you a bigot and spit on your grave
And that is a good thing. That only means we are moving forward
I dont think its fair to judge people from the past by 2020 standards... whats right and wrong now is alot different than right and wrong then. Only 4 to 5% of americans owned slaves, they cost as much as a sports car does now... the average white man was to poor to even own a slave but they want you to believe everybody had one. You want reparations? talk to the big companys that used slave labor.
that doesn't give you an excuse to be a bigot in the present time.
@@johnnybgood4149 However, the same sentiment from the past is still here and affecting the present. Racism wasn't born yesterday. As for reparations, maybe the black can use the same plan the Jews used for the reparations they received from German gov.
"Driving around in your Jeep Cherokee" So quick and so subtle, absolutely hilarious!
Irony is telling people to "go back home" while waving the flag of a country that doesn't exist, while in the country that defeated it.
The most ironic thing here is only progressive democrats say that shit
Dayton Foster Your parents must be siblings
Steven Smith ur parents must be slave owners
@@daytonfoster5565 definitely not only Democrats. I personally hate pointing fingers and classifying everything as a dem or rep. However, generally speaking, Republicans certainly fall under the original comment's generalization. Trumps campaign largely hinged on keeping out Mexicans and obviously he has a Republican voter base that is largely in Confederate states.
Kyle Stone his goal was not keeping our Mexican, his goal was stopping illegal immigration🤦♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
“The first guy ever to get pulled over during a race”
That shit was good
😂😂😂
Bullshit
That actually happened to Ed Bolian
"Forrests havent been welcoming to them" made me spit out my coffee.
almost too dude ...hes on fire
Cabdi-aziz Qasim
: Lol that one killed me.
@Patrick McGregor Alright, you're the smartest. Come collect your metal.
be careful when someone says things like " we should tell the history because we won the war".
right he called out the Civil war and then Indians wars, his writer should see that
I mean technically the Indians lost the war for land so should we tell native Americans not to celebrate their history? Blm literally attacks people , burns down buildings, etc which is basically a civil war that only one side is fighting...better ban that shit too
Yep, but when you get into politics like this they often excuse and dismiss their double standards. I wonder if he holds the exact same opinion for Palestine... I bet he does not. And what is even more interesting is that many Democrats will support what Andrew said even though they hate it when others say the exact same things. The North did not set the slaves free to help the slaves, they set the slaves free to hurt the slave owners. This would be an example of the right thing for the wrong reasons. The proof is that they did not give slaves rights or even treated them like humans afterwards. They just set them free and left them to die if that was their fate and then we have decades of systemic racism and jim crow. I thought the north cared?
Had me rollin when he said, "driving around in their Jeep Cherokees"! 🤣
Please keep this show going after lockdown and whatever, it's gold honestly
He appeared on Rogan's podcast recently, and said that he was making this studio (and probably show) before the lockdown began. The timing was perfect :) I don't think it's going away.
@Brian Fike yeah he was definitely hatefully ranting. And that's totally not the flag that shows up if you google "confederate flag". /s Don't like what he says, don't watch. He's speaking the truth.
Brian Fike you’re incredibly dense lmao take a break from RUclips
“We like to condemn the evil system, while simultaneously reaping the benefits.”
Damn. That’s some truth right there.
I don’t agree with that line. You can still criticize the system wanting it to be better while participating in it. I mean, what do you want those who ”condemn the evil system” to do? Go live in the forest? That's like saying to the peasants in feudal society that they can't criticize the system because the rags they are wearing were made under feudalism. Lol
thats how progress takes place. being silent is noway to get the next version.
@@LeonWagg 1 bad apple spoils the bunch... You need to take responsibility for your participation in the decline of society. If you think you are in no way responsible then you are wrong. Read the gulag archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.
John Spencer You are thrown into the system, and as an individual, you are not capable of breaking out of it. You need collective actions, and that what happened, for example, when we broke out of feudalism. Yes, you have to take responsibility, but precisely because of that, you need to criticize the system (and in the same way yourself) radically. Blaming yourself wouldn't help but take responsibility and stand up to demand change is the way to go.
What the fuck does my comment have to do with Solzhenitsyn? But tbh Solzhenitsyn was a pathetic fascist, and yeah, I did read him. His wife said in her autobiography book that ”Gulag Archipelago” is a fictional and nonscientific book. She wrote that she was “perplexed” by the fact that the book was accepted by the western (capitalist) world as “the solemn, ultimate truth,” saying that the significance of his ex-husband's work had been “overestimated and wrongly appraised.” Furthermore, she unveiled that Solzhenitsyn himself did not regard the book as “historical research, or scientific research, but it was rather a “camp folklore” collection. She said in the end that the book isn't the work that should be taken seriously or accepted as a valid source.
If you want to be a good anti-communist, read Varlam Shalamov’s The Kolyma Tales. It's literally a masterpiece and way better than Gulag Archipelago.
Western protester don't want equality, they want an equal share so they too can benefit from slavery.
Nailed it
Andrew is actually really intelligent and one of the few people I respect. Not many people, especially celebrities, speak with this much logic and sincerity.
"Stop teaching that historical figures are Gods" couldn't agree more
What idiot looks at them as gods. It's just a reminder of past times.
@@slapthekillswitch a bad reminder
D-.-RAiL Gaming You don’t need a statue to remind you of things.
We must destroy those monuments without learning about them...because the “LIBERAL” president Abraham Lincoln, who was a very PROGRESSIVE man of his time, freed and emancipated all the slaves, from the party of evil.
If you folks all believe in taking things literally and see these folks as valiant, take a literal valiant flying f** you rebel bastards.
"We like to condemn the evil system but simultaneously reep the benefits."
Damn Drew. Got us on some self reflecting shit
Confederates like Lee were anti slavery, U.S veterans, every race fought for the confederacy, last Confederate General a Native American, and Longstreet shot defending African Americans in New Orleans
@sam mayne Wrong. No confederate was convicted of treason, the north shot first at Harpers Ferry, secession wasn’t illegal until after the war in 1869, and confederates were U.S veterans of 4 wars. Joseph Wheeler led the Rough Riders and African American buffalo soldiers in Cuba, James Longstreet became a U.S General again and protected African Americans in New Orleans and was shot, John Castleman trained U.S soldiers in Spanish American war, Robert E Lee was top graduate of West Point and hero of Mexican American war, Mosby was Grant’s consul to Hong Kong, and so on.
They’re no different than England celebrating William Wallace, Robert the Bruce, Oliver Cromwell, Robin Hood, George Washington, and so on.
Please learn, not hate
@sam mayne All good. It’s illegal now though
@@SouthernGentleman If Lee was personally anti-slavery, it was not a strong enough conviction to prevent him from fighting to preserve it. Also, he is on record as saying some pretty damned eyebrow-raising shit about black folks as a race.
Claiming the Confederacy was fighting to preserve states rights and exercising their right to secede is misinformation at best and outright revisionist deception at worst. The leaders of the Confederacy did not mince words when it came to the reasons for their actions. I recommend every one look up Alexander Stephens's (Vice President of the Confederacy) Cornerstone speech. The Confederacy was conceived to perpetuate slavery. Any assertions about nobler intentions are attempts at obfuscating that reality.
@@kristopherjon6496 Wrong. The Union had 4 slave states in 1861, 5 in 1862, 7 in 1864, and Ulysses Grant was a owner. The north wasn’t fighting to end it and the Confederacy wasn’t fighting to keep it. No matter what side you chose it had slavery.
The modern day myth by socialist revisionists that all confederates were evil slave owners fighting to keep slavery is a great injustice in this country. They said look up the VICE President’s speech on his personal goals in a nation where 70% of the confederacy didn’t have slavery and they ignore the PRESIDENT of the Confederacy saying “We Are Fighting for Independence, Not Slavery”. - Jefferson Davis President of the Confederacy to Edward Kirk. Also the First Lady of the Confederacy was anti slavery and suffrage activist.
No confederate recruitment poster says fight for slavery.
“The southern soldier fought for states rights, not slavery. The right for each state to independently govern themselves without federal intervention. - Confederate General Julius Howell
The confederate soldier “Fought because he was provoked, intimidated, and ultimately invaded”
-James Webb Born Fighting a History of the Scoth-Irish in America
“I was fighting for my home, and he had no business being there”
-Virginia confederate Soldier Frank Potts
“If the standards to high, no statue would ever exist” wrong there is a statue of Clark Kent located at
Superman Square. Metropolis, Illinois 62960
Why is Shultz one of the only people who makes any sense ever
"Time turns everyone into a bigot".
- Schulzy 2020
That's why I'm not salty that slavery happened 150 years ago. It was the precursor for us finding a more balanced and equitable system for conducting trade. You can't apply today's moral standards and apply them to what happened decades ago
@Courtney Scott we moved that to china and mexico, thanks to corporations
Courtney Scott who is a slave today?
BRBallin1, you can’t?
What happened to “Christian nation”? Hasn’t the Bible been around longer than the u.s.
This is turning into the best monologue on RUclips and TV, period.
This is so factual it hurts.
For real
I hear people being mad and Shultz can only hear 69 in his head
I like to Send these vids to basic cunts that just spew up the mainstream opinion they got from Reuters.
You should check out Andrew Klavan's monologues if you haven't already. There are pure fire!
lol the hat hair bit killed me
I’m just chillin on my bed watching this on an iPhone and all of a sudden I have the urge to chuck it out the window. Thanks Schulz
"these confederate statues are participation trophies", that is solid diamond encrusted gold.
That was the best fuckin line.
Toori Baba haha
I don’t really agree with taking down confederate statues but it’s hard to not agree with that 😂
i still don't understand why the soulth is so pround of them smh. It's like making statues here in france in the name of monarchist rebellions.
@Toori Baba If only they could've accepted blacks as their equal as well after the war, instead of the whole, y'know, jim crow thing.
"the first one to get pulled over during a race" ...I'm dead
😂🤣🤣
just discovered you channel, im falling in love with it
Happy to find your videos. 4 videos in and they are very well done.
“You know what else is offensive to native americans? America!” Im dead 💀😂
Yeah I'm surprised he didn't say we should remove everybody but the natives... Like fr. If people going down the road why stop halfway down? Once it starts to impede their own luxuries those brakes get pumped.
Based
Zeeshan Saeed like my coffee
Comedian mentality man. They're a different breed of genius
Hog Nutz woah there, thats just hate
“Driving on stolen land on your Jeep Cherokee” that shit killed me😂
*in
Jeep "grand" Cherokee..... he's white
Luka says the guy with the anime profile pic, you would’ve been making the soldiers lunch and tucking them in at night if you were born back then sit Tf down
John Ziggy unfortunately the thing is, you can say that about black people😬😬
Kaliss not believing in owning your house doesn’t mean I can come in and think it’s mine.... do y’all got brains or what??
“...driving on stolen land in your Jeep Cherokee...” I’m dying 🤣🤣🤣
Andrew Schulz is like a prophet
“Nascars only black driver and the first one to get pulled over during a race” 😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂
FYI--He's not the first black driver to ever drive in a NASCAR. As a matter of fact he's about 30 years late for that.
Amy Roberts he said only not first
😂😂😂😂😂🤩
Amy Roberts literally nobody said he was
@@Kilz78 wait who asked ????
“What are all these statues for!? They’re not for winning.” 😂😂😂
Justin Yoder so the south would have done better if they won? I don’t get what you’re trying to argue.
In a war there is no winner.
@Justin Yoder lmao what did I win??? Sure as fuck wasn't a war fought over hundreds of years ago.
The civil war was about states rights, federalist vs anti federalist but it was largely instigated by the vernacular South refusing to stop using slaves due it powering their economy which subsequently prompted them to secede and create the Confederacy. In terms of what caused the war, General E. Lee's surrender at Appomattox was a victory lol.
HILARIOUS
That Grand Cherokee mention was an amazing double-pun!.😂😂😂
Binge watching all ur videos bro...🤣🤣
"We could offer the same empathy to the people of the past as we can only hope the people of the people would offer us". Word.
P.S. I'm really enjoying this series of videos. Keep em coming!
I have zero empathy for the confederacy. They were just a bunch of traitors who hated black people so much and loved the 'free' work black people provided that they were willing to die for it. I hope every last one of them got eternal damnation......
Nailed it once again. The hypocrisy over these statues and flags is palpable.
@Dorian Smith And now it's a hysterical over correction movement of iconoclastic purity testing and cleansing. I've heard arguments that no historical figure should be put in a positive light if they had any negative connotations. Notably, censoring Churchhill statues, you know, the man who fought actual Nazis.
@Adam Eaton historical figures are put on such a high pedestal, especially when teaching history to students.
This man has taught me more information than all the qualified teachers in my whole life
Cracking cheeks while the wives watched the kids 😂😂😂😂 hahahahaha
“They do re-enactments of the losing” 🤣
MattyIce this killed me hahaha
You know they do it for every battle, even when the union lost😂
Democrats because things. Y'all support these people.
WT ACTUAL F I’m racist? Do you know my everyday life or you’re just slapping a name calling like a 5 year old😬
@sbmphr Then what was the American Revolutionary War founded on? We're Americans we don't take crap from anybody even from each other I hope you'll respect that for the brave men who died.
“That’s why black people don’t go camping”!!! I’m weak asl
Spit my coffee out, got me good.
Make sure you burn your $1s $10s and $20s Libs..slave owning presidents😂
#burnyourmoney
Best line of the whole thang
That took me out loool
"I get why he's bald, to avoid hat hair!" 🤝😂😂
Just started watching this channel, do this in your stand-up it’s great 👍
I truly do love how he's always on point talking about topics and how the jokes are always funny
Not only is Andrew the new Patrice O'Neal with his top tier crowd control, he's even great at these "late-night" political segments. This guy has serious chops
Nice profile pic!
He’s a comedian, that’s his profession.
I agree man
First AI comment spotted!
We really need more people voicing up like this. All you see is one extreme vs the other.
Facts, not enough independent thinkers looking at both sides of the aisle.
I'm glad to see this has over 1.2 million views--it should actually have more like 100 million. This is said perfectly, elegantly, and hilariously.
"Fort hood" got me😂😂 yes im watching it again after his Netflix special
Why are comedians the only ones that are still sane?
They tend to be more open minded and look at issues from multiple points of view...especially Schultz
It's their job to find humor and silver linings during tough times. Its who they are. Also they can be a little crazy/insane so with everything being crazy/insane, they probably feel more at home than your average joe.
Cuz they dont get butthurt
They need to be protected from liberal crybabies trying to censor them
They dont let jokes trigger them
"Those who forget history, are doomed to repeat it."
History repeats itself.
@@LazarVladAlexandru Next genocide is where?
thedeadguy There are genocides still currently happening.
Next genocide unfortunately will be a white vs POC war....😢
For those of you that believe that the preserving history argument is invalid because we have history books. Can you really say the same thing about the concentration camps in German that now museums and protects the living history of it that books can’t retell. So just vote on having it moved to a museum -be kind
"Clapping cheeks while their wives watched the kids" dropping bars there. Hahahahhaha
Hands down the best take I've seen on this topic.
You've found your calling... silver lining of being stuck inside.
Yes! I love these videos!❤️🙏🏼🔥‼️
"We like to condemn the evil system, but simultaneously reap the benefits". Youre my new Spirit Animal Andrew!
"driving on stolen land in your Jeep Cherokee" lol
1:24 i was soo expecting him to drop Forrest Gump in there..
If you wonder what I originally posted: Wouldn't you like to know weather boy.
He's running his own show - love it. Let's make a statue of him
Won't happen since he also is critical of liberals
Only sellouts and bootlickers get their own shows.
The reason they would give him a late show is to silence him.
@@davidzambrano9126 observation of all sides - it's like what news used to be like
The thing I like about this guy is that, while I don't always agree, the guy has his opinions and doesn't adhere to a particular ideology like my hardcore liberal and hardcore conservative friends.
Disagreements are great. It allows some truly open minded people to change their perspective given cogent arguments backed up with facts. The left has gone straight up commie and it's a shame they are called liberals as there is no liberty involved in their intentions and more so their actions.
Every race fought for the confederacy and confederates like Lee were anti slavery and U.S veterans
Civil disagreements fosters the fine art of intellectual discussions.
Yes, intellect is a lost asset. The ability to see beyond simple ideological demagoguery and have a single, original thought or opinion is quickly fading. But it wasnt that long ago that it was fairly normal, if not commonplace
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love the monologue...when does the show start?
Dude spoke some straight up factz. I’ve been binge watching my boy for a day now.
"They like losing so much, they do reenactments of the losing"... lmao
That was classic
See this is where I strongly disagree. We need to focus on ending the fight entirely not winning or losing. The only way for that to happen is to be vigilant in our struggle to find middle ground otherwise history is set to repeat and it's only a matter of time.
@@mattkeller5913 yeah I agree, also he was a bit too sarcastic . Also how can you end a fight without someone losing tho?
"judge them within the morality of their time". This statement is KEY! People like to take the actions of the past and view them under the lens of today. That isn't how it works.
Most Confederate monuments were erected in the Jim Crow era to further the KKK's agenda of racial division. The morality of the time after the civil war was not to erect monuments. Robert E. Lee opposed them, writing, “I think it well, moreover, not to keep open the sores of war, but to follow the examples of those nations who endeavored to obliterate the marks of civil strife and to commit to oblivion the feelings it engendered.”
@@melissahill7930 cool, then everyone in the past was wrong. nice lens. glad we can move forward.
GrimR yo bru just stop it😂
@El ganso Loco Like I said, EVERYONE in the past was wrong. Find me a civilization that has done nothing wrong and I will call you a liar. GLAD WE CAN MOVE ON NOW.
(el ganso, you do realize murder and slavery were actually pretty tolerated for a long time? Not trying to insult you here, but you should maybe spend a bit less time crying about things that don't matter and more time reading history books. And treason formed this beautiful country.)
@El ganso Loco no offenes mate, but looking at european history, they thought it to be quite normal to have slaves and conquer each other all the time (medieval Times, Roman Times, ancient greeks, also ancient egypt, ... ) You used to bow to the strongest Person/group/nation.
That was completely normal until enlightenment (17something).
(Today we view it as bad and evil and thats a good thing, but considering the circumstances until 1700 it was pretty normal)
The Ray Cicarelli bit has me heaving
bro I love your content brutally honest and funny while at it you had me dying at "first to be pulled over in a nascar race " lol my GOD KEEP UP THE GREAT WORK
“That’s why black ppl don’t go camping, Forrest hated them” 💀
Andrew on another level is 🔥 #supersayanAndrew
Forrests haven’t been welcoming to them*
Where does Forrest Whitaker stand in all this?
Forest Trump
Let’s face it they can’t afford a camper...
Lil Botty Yikes..
"JFK and MLK were cracking cheeks"
*Me in Denzel Washington voice:* Lol My man
Lmao 😂
But,
Is crackin cheeks really racist tho???
uh, a stretch lol
@@balemonte727 crackin cheeks isn't racist? Where did you get that from?
🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I actually said my In the Denzel voice 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
That Michael J. Fox joke didn't hit me until a few seconds later and I just had to pause for a few seconds😂
Dang, Class is in session when Professor Schulz starts speaking.
”People are dying so you can watch porn on a toilet"
I died
Thank you now I can watch porn on the toilet
"Time turns everyone into a bigot, and that's good. It means society is moving forward." Brilliant
Oh yeah, we're moving forward...Right off of a cliff. You'll see.
@@glennd5574 into a totalitarian regime or something else? please be specific. thanks.
Seriously though loved that quote.
@@glennd5574 you might be right there sir but if you are humanity is destined to self destruct and going with your side of things would lead to the same result.
Nice to see my thumbnail 3:10.
Best video I've seen this whole lockdown
(So far 8 months)
Surrendering and quiting is the best way to honor the confederate flag .
Quitters
Lol
@undefined bs it was for their rights to keep slaves to yes it was over slavery
@undefined bs the entire south economy was based on agriculture worked by slaves , if slavery was ended it meant their entire economy would fail so yes it was over states right to own slaves . God this traitors still defending the confederate we should have hanged every leader publicly instead of glorifying them by making statues of them , who the fuck make statues of losers strange behaviour .
undefined bs The confederacy was literally made to uphold the institution of Slavery 🤦🏿♂️
“He looks like the Burger King” I’m dead🤣
More like the evil Luigi
Nooo!! Not Gump's grandpappy! 🤣
Kudos for who ever wrote this bit, you should have a a tv slot with internacional exposure!
“we like to condemn the evil system but simultaneously reap the benefits. we judge the people of the past and the people of the future will judge us. time turns everyone into a bigot.”
That statement is not realistic. Why?
1) our system is built to be self-governed, striving for a better tomorrow. You know "a more perfect union".
2) it is possible to critique a bad aspect of a system, while benefiting from other parts of the system. If your house has plumbing issues, you don't demolish the whole house, you simply fix the plumbing.
"It's easy to judge people in the past by our current moral standards" is so true. Too many people think they are morally superior to their ancestors but the truth is they would do just as bad things if they grew up in that era
Meh same time those people held slaves their were active abolitionist fighting for slaves to be free. That whole “judging by modern standards” is a cop out for all the weak ppl who were to scared to stand up to something they knew was wrong.
zanccarrdo
Beat me to the punch!!!
zanccarrdo That is true but keep in mind people are selfish. Would you expect a random stranger to die for you?
It’s fucked up but it’s true, it’s our nature.
@@zanccarrdo so are you saying ,new laws & government abuse should never be rebelled against? Just do as they say when they write new laws.... bow down, pay taxes & do as your told- freedumb at its finest!
There are plenty if racist in the world but the flag is not imo-
Rewatch -the Duke boys that flew the 'rebel flag' & rebelled against the true bad guy, Boss hog. Boss hog was a clans men sheriff that ran his own illegal businesses & protected it with his unjust government position!the Duke boys were always in the pursuit of happiness?
Stop being baited in to hating a fabric of certain colors!?
Look over there, it's a rainbow flag... that is sent by the devil to be a sign! ... if you read sum satanic scriptures you'd know... but you haven't been shown that, yet... so your fine with it...
zanccarrdo people fought for abolition of slaves but didn’t fight for civil rights. Abe Lincoln thought slavery was wrong but civil rights didn’t matter. Even among the “good” there is bad in that time
Andrew Schulz packs more humor and common sense into a 5 minute video than Trevor Noah would ever hope to in 30 minutes.
Can't argue that. I truly admire Stewart, don't think you can be a patriotic American and argue otherwise considering what he has attempted to do for the first responders of 9/11, but Noah has maybe a half hour total out of hours of commentary that is worth anything. Its really quite sad to be honest.
"Fort Hood?" rofl
"Time turns everyone into a bigot" THA TRUTH!
Such a good line.
Ngl, the part where he says, “we should take it down because they are traitors” is what changed my mind about the whole statue thing
Same
And the party of traitor back then was?
Raja Ronaldo oh here we go. I don’t care about party, I care about ideology and the ideology that loved slavery over country was conservative. White conservative.
@@edilangsultan3522 _The Party of Traitors back then are..._
Irrelevant. Not all Democrats were siding with the Confederacy. They should be judged for their actions now, and BOTH parties are traitors to the American People for putting greed and desire for power above their duty to the People. That the American People are also at fault for not drop kicking every last one of them out and demanding things like term limits on Congress is on us.
@@TK_100 Conservatives literally abolished slavery, Lincoln(a white conservative) Wasn t a democrat or liberal... Also 99% of Slave owners and kkk members were registers democrats, don t nitpick on your ideology and history...Even now Liberals and democracts are the ones talking about race race race everyday and night
“Probably a coincidence” 😂😂😂
This guy is good. He should put out a special.
First guy to get pulled over during a race. 😂
This is the level of wit talk show hosts aim for, and fall short by 99% lmao
nah.... he's aite
YM I'm guessing you have a bit of a low bar for wit because…it wasn't very.
@@screenPhiles I was going to comment how most people can't do what this dude does because someone, somewhere would get offended by it. And law and behold, here you are to prove my point.
Jay Zenitram No idea what that means? Could you try to make a point with a little bit of clarity?
@@screenPhiles That was clear enough, but here you go, I'll do it by example. I can just hear your whiny voice saying: "He's not witty. In fact I find his humor kind of offensive. This kind of behavior should not be condoned. Cancel."
And scene. Hope that helped.
The David Duke of Hazard.... damn brilliant-
I love your videos so much. This is the best one ive seen yet. Very important talk.
When a comedian speaks more truth than the greatest activist of our time
I too want to know who that is.
The “stolen land” myth is not real. It simplifies a very complex story and dumbs it down to a liberal narrative that points to America being bad and Indians being victims. It’s not that cut and dry.
Kevin Metz do you See Statues and Flag of them elsewhere? 🤔
@tray Bernie Sanders
@@kyozoutenno6239 Bernie Sanders
Damn, these truths are going to hurt some people's fragile feelings.
Facts
Que_Rico you are a symbol of oppression
So should we get rid of the democratic party since they where the Confederacy
There are fragile feelings on both sides. Truth does not equal whatever BS political ideology, left or right, you stuffed your mind with. Also, like Andrew said, not all statues/monuments are symbols of oppression and some of our over-reaction right now is going to look really shitty on our future generation when they look at us and say, "damn, our parent's virtue signaling past looks really hypocritical when they didn't bat an eye wearing and using products made by poverty stricken third world sweat/slave shops!"
You lefties are missing the point. Go ahead and bring them down, they will not be missed. Just remember, you’re taking down history in order to become it and post it on the gram. You’re effectively doing what this generation of entitled assholes have devolved to. You guys swear we live in a oppressed society, yet there are no laws that say any one race is entitled to more or less. Do people of color have it rough? Sure. But everybody is eating a shit sandwich. Sort yourselves out. The America I love, let’s you express your views, racist and moral, and because of this free form of expression, only the best views rise to the top. It’s the only effective way to mitigate racism. The idea of ending anything is flawed.
“That’s why black people don’t go camping”😂😂 I died
I went Morehouse with Shawn King back in 97 so cool to see people talk about him! 😆