Deathshuck I know, it's fascinating how those Zen like moments seem to hit him at the most unusual times. Like when he's planning on dropping at least 50 dudes in a manner that is less than humane and civil. Ironic indeed, yet inspirational.
@@tami8458 oh my god I almost went to the OTHER kind of bank thank you for making it clear that we're talking about a blood bank and not a s- regular bank
SmokeDogNY420 Dude, it's one of THE GREATEST cinematic lines that any mere mortal ever conceived. And it was delivered to perfection by one who loves to draw from ""the blood bank.""
HerbieCN. And what a Great form of therapy indeed. I mean who the fuck on God's most insane planet in the vast cosmos needs doctor prescribed medication when you have clips like these. Priceless! Certainly puts me in a fantastic mood. Now time to flush that anti-psychotic medication down the crapper, and just soak up the beauty and brilliance of this magical and spellbinding scene. You can take that to the bank. Fucker!!
I first watched this movie back in college with a group of friends....I vividly remember this part because we had to rewind it a bunch of times because we were all laughing so hard.
I like the pause after Senator Trent promises to take it to the bank. It's like Seagal is thinking "What awesome line can I deliver that will offer poetic justice to this douche?" He delivered.
Never even heard of northernlion until reading these comments... I'm here cuz I grew up with Steven Segal movies, and any time someone texts me "and u can take that to the bank" or "you can BANK on it," I instantly look this up, copy the link, and reply with this legendary gem of cinematic and dialogue brilliance
You're still waiting for someone to text either of those things to you, aren't you? Heck, you already gave up on anyone SAYING them already, so you're still hoping for at least a text.
I heard what happened was everyone thought Seagal was getting the Oscar, but it turned out Warren Beatty had been given the wrong card and Moonlight got it instead.
I was fourteen when I saw this and I thought to myself, "Oh he is *not* going to say "blood bank', nobody is that fucking-" "...to the *blood* bank!" *Dun-duh-duh-dun!* *eyes roll into back of head*
@@diplamatikjuan3595 I admittedly can't imagine anyone other than Steven Seagal in this scene. Any other actor would have subsequently decided to barricade themselves in a closet and starve to death rather than risk interacting with another human being. Not Seagal.
@@IsmailofeRegime Yep. After God made Steven Seagal he broke the mold. Now nobody knows exactly why God broke it, but rest assured that he made absolutely sure there will never be another one like him.
yet again proving why he is the number one comedian in the world today i mean seriously did they think that people would get scared by that it is so corny
Well, considering it's Seagal, he probably thought it was a line that would cause his trillions of male fans to go "oh hell yeah, Senator Trent is going DOWN. Seagal is such an incredible badass. My sexual orientation is now gay."
The best part is when it's revealed that he's just sitting on a bed in a hotel talking to a TV looking really lonely.
That moment you come up with the perfect reply hours after it happened
@@danielshepherd2087 Hell, within the frame of the movie, that reply came years later.
And the music gets all dramatic like he just dropped the bomb on the guy to his face and ruined his life.
@@danielshepherd2087 Well the jerk store called and they're running outta you
The plot thickens.....
I like how after the line he just sits there and contemplates the meaning of life.
what else could you do.
Deathshuck More like : "Im gonna take you to the bank senator Trent.. TO the blood bank" *sits and it hits* "Oh oh... I forgot the milk."
***** Atleast we were here to hear it :')
Deathshuck I know, it's fascinating how those Zen like moments seem to hit him at the most unusual times. Like when he's planning on dropping at least 50 dudes in a manner that is less than humane and civil. Ironic indeed, yet inspirational.
Truly, the greatest line in cinema history. And you can take that to the bank.
To the blood bank.
🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯👍👍👍
@@tami8458 DUN DUN DA-DA-DUN
@@dmgreenberg 😔😔
@@tami8458 oh my god I almost went to the OTHER kind of bank thank you for making it clear that we're talking about a blood bank and not a s- regular bank
Segal improvised this line on the spot that day. He thinks on his feet, while sitting on a bed.
DUN DUN
*DUNDUNDUN*
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Its the Terminator theme
@@lionelstarkweather982 Yes lmfao in reverse
😂😂😂😂😂 omg
"To the blood bank"
*Looks and wonders why the hell he said that*
right before he died Roger Ebert told me this and only this, was his favorite cinematic line of all time
SmokeDogNY420 Dude, it's one of THE GREATEST cinematic lines that any mere mortal ever conceived. And it was delivered to perfection by one who loves to draw from ""the blood bank.""
Hmmm...take that with a grain of salt.
He's always been a man of exquisite taste. RIP
@@senatetransportationservic4660 Don´t you mean "take that to the blood bank"?
Strangely enough, Ebert actually believed that Steven was a great actor and enjoyed his films.
He even remembered to use the Senator's title. Such a polite man.
If I was ever a badass cop with a ponytail that was nearly killed by a corrupt politician, I'd say the exact same thing.
I haven't seen the movie. Why did the corrupt politician try to kill his ponytail?
Something to aspire to
@@Kipah He wanted to take it to the bank but seagal refused
@@Zellio2011 yeah it wanted it at the sperm bank but Seagal doesn’t play that way
@@Kipah
He was a ponyphobe.
It was this quote that inspired my now successful career in hematology. Thank you again Steven.
The dramatic music and Seagal nonchalantly looking at his shoes is what really makes this scene!
I try to watch this everyday.
+HerbieCN aaaaaaand how's it going so far? ^__^
Good fam, mission successful so far.
+flaming motion It's been a rocky road - but I still get the occasional viewing in.
+HerbieCN lmfao
HerbieCN. And what a Great form of therapy indeed. I mean who the fuck on God's most insane planet in the vast cosmos needs doctor prescribed medication when you have clips like these. Priceless! Certainly puts me in a fantastic mood. Now time to flush that anti-psychotic medication down the crapper, and just soak up the beauty and brilliance of this magical and spellbinding scene. You can take that to the bank. Fucker!!
I first watched this movie back in college with a group of friends....I vividly remember this part because we had to rewind it a bunch of times because we were all laughing so hard.
oh snap
thanks ryab, this video changed my life
You definitely didn't send me here
Looks like Senator Trent is getting IV Bag.
DUDE you just quoted this on the show today and I looked it up and lo and behold here's a comment from four fricking years ago. That's insane.
I did the exact same thing. So weird
"I'm gonna take you to the bank senator....to the sper I mean blood bank..."
😂😂😂😂
The fact that we're still alive and able bodied after hearing such an awesome comeback is a miracle in it self.
It just doesn't get any better than this.
This is why I love 90's action movies. Who needs story and drama when you got auditory gold like this!
Honestly that’s a pretty good reason.
I like the pause after Senator Trent promises to take it to the bank. It's like Seagal is thinking "What awesome line can I deliver that will offer poetic justice to this douche?"
He delivered.
OH SHIT I WORK AT THE BLOOD BANK!!
Were you working when Seagal brought Senator Trent in?
gunswordfist 24/7
***** #noted
Daniel Day Lewis is shaking in his boots over such awesome acting!
*FUCK ME THIS'S SOME CINEMA GOLD RIGHT HERE*
CINEMA GOLD, IN BOLD
I... I keep coming back... I CAN'T STOP..
Wilburgur Oscar worthy! Even Oscar Wilde would greatly praise the wit and wisdom of this scene. Cinematic Brilliance!
Wow. I sure wasnt expecting to find you here.
Dragonheart Here I am!!!!
There's nothing that tops the ridiculous drums after he says "blood bank."
That's very nice of him. Especially if the blood bank is far away.
This is what makes 90's movies so awesome!
The Greatest movie quote of all time. I have to watch it at least once a day (comes to show you the type of life I lead!). Beautiful. And sublime!
u not the only one
So I'm in GREAT COMPANY in that respect!! Ya!!!!!!!
LOL i guess you can take that to the bank!!!!! ha ha ha
LOL!!!!!
I coud tell by the authoritative toughness and raw emotion in his voice that he meant every word.
Northernlion didn't send me
Damn you were fast...
Everybody says thanks to daddy now
Nope, me neither.
POINTS!
@@twoimage lol POINTS
.. damn, I miss @Midnight...
I use this whenever someone tells me they need to go to the bank.
Never even heard of northernlion until reading these comments...
I'm here cuz I grew up with Steven Segal movies, and any time someone texts me "and u can take that to the bank" or "you can BANK on it,"
I instantly look this up, copy the link, and reply with this legendary gem of cinematic and dialogue brilliance
You're still waiting for someone to text either of those things to you, aren't you? Heck, you already gave up on anyone SAYING them already, so you're still hoping for at least a text.
The way he sits there and stares for a moment, genuinely makes me think that line couldn’t have been in the script and he just came up with it haha
i think the best part is that he's alone in a room talking to himself when he says that.
nothing is more threatening than whispering to a television.
They tried giving him an Oscar for this, but he broke Billy Crystal's wrist on stage for a smarmy comment, and the footage was edited out.
Dr Murdoch 😏
I heard what happened was everyone thought Seagal was getting the Oscar, but it turned out Warren Beatty had been given the wrong card and Moonlight got it instead.
@@iorekbyhahaah fucking Faye dunaway screwed that up so bad. Lala land should have won! We all know why Moonlight won
the DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! Really makes the scene lol
this is the best thing i have ever seen i watch this everyday at least 5 times . Seagal is a hero .
I was fourteen when I saw this and I thought to myself, "Oh he is *not* going to say "blood bank', nobody is that fucking-"
"...to the *blood* bank!"
*Dun-duh-duh-dun!*
*eyes roll into back of head*
nobody is that fucking awesome?
@@diplamatikjuan3595 I admittedly can't imagine anyone other than Steven Seagal in this scene.
Any other actor would have subsequently decided to barricade themselves in a closet and starve to death rather than risk interacting with another human being. Not Seagal.
@@IsmailofeRegime Yep. After God made Steven Seagal he broke the mold. Now nobody knows exactly why God broke it, but rest assured that he made absolutely sure there will never be another one like him.
Stfu that’s a cool line.
@@diplamatikjuan3595No other action star would be stupid enough to make half the movie him just sitting in a chair while punching people
I'm gonna keep comin back here til somebody remembers seein the blood bank
Lmao, nice combo line....
😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Seagal is a real comedic genius!
I remember watching this movie as a kid when it was somewhat new. My friend almost died from laughing and I caught his laughter. We couldn't breath.
the dramatic music at the end gets me everytime
MY WIFE
wait wrong movie
i actually laughed out loud.
This kills me every time.
0:11 I can feel it coming in the air tonite
The best one-liner ever delivered.
Thanks NL
I'm going to die this so funny
He told me not to say
Northern lion might have sent me hint hint
That ending sou strack straight after his line is pure comedy art
I was not sent here by an egg
yet again proving why he is the number one comedian in the world today i mean seriously did they think that people would get scared by that it is so corny
I actually couldn't sleep cus I kept saying this over and over last night.
DU DU DUDU DUN!!!
Hard to Kill Part 2: Steven Segal and Senator Trent go to the bank
Lol
Holy shit. Badass
Possibly just as good as the 'Nobody beats me in the kitchen' putdown which he delivers in Under Siege 2....Seagal is just so win.
How the hell did I get here? I was just watching a binding of isaac playthrough...
I remember years ago, Northernlion said something about this line
My fingers and eyes sent me.
It's not about ego
HAHA! POINTS
best acting of all time
Northernlion sent me
No words of mine could ever do that sublimely hilarious line justice, as it was just so divinely perfect🤣🤣👍👍
I was sent by a living egg
NL sent me here
Now these days, Steven Seagal takes it to the food bank.
The fucking gunshots at the end make this.
NL sent me!
He sent me to the bank, the blood bank.
egg daddy didn't send me here.
NL sent me to the blood bank... and all I got was this lousy IV Bag.
Gonna start using this burn in my everyday life.
I wasn't sent here by NL
Still in his movies he prove that he is a dangerous man
One of the greatest lines in cinema history...
ONE OF????
this is one of his best lines ever
I'm gonna take you to the bank, senator Trent...
The blood bank.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!
I'm gonna take you to the bank, NL... to the egg bank.
I wonder how many times Seagal had to practice this line before he could finally say it without laughing.
Well, considering it's Seagal, he probably thought it was a line that would cause his trillions of male fans to go "oh hell yeah, Senator Trent is going DOWN. Seagal is such an incredible badass. My sexual orientation is now gay."
Steven Seagal is......Gonna take you to the Blood Bank! Coming this October to a theater near you!
90s movies = greatest
I'm laughing all the way to the bank
Probably THE cheesiest line in those early Seagal movies.
He is the best one ...
I like hem so much ,,
NL sent me
The TV isn't even on. It's all in his head and the events of the film were just imagined from that point on
I came.
That's nice of him to offer
oh fucking hell my life can't get any better after seeing this
DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN
Nice of him to promise Senator Trent he'll take him to the blood bank after he loses all that blood from fighting him.
Thanks ranton
he kicks ass in all of his movies
Shit just got real.
truly the funniest thing ever
Egg daddy did not send me
NL you so silly
nl didnt send me. .probably
NurthernLeanon has no ego, i swear.
I love this video
Christ on a cupcake. Steven Seagal couldn't act like he was burning if you set him on fire.
Press 8 for continuous epic face and badass drums