Steven Seagal - Blood Bank

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  • Опубликовано: 14 июн 2008
  • I'm gonna take you to the bank, Senator Trent...to the blood bank.
    Steven Seagal
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  • @jackbrokeheart
    @jackbrokeheart 8 лет назад +891

    The best part is when it's revealed that he's just sitting on a bed in a hotel talking to a TV looking really lonely.

    • @danielshepherd2087
      @danielshepherd2087 5 лет назад +93

      That moment you come up with the perfect reply hours after it happened

    • @libRteedude
      @libRteedude 5 лет назад +28

      @@danielshepherd2087 Hell, within the frame of the movie, that reply came years later.

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 4 года назад +25

      And the music gets all dramatic like he just dropped the bomb on the guy to his face and ruined his life.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 года назад +23

      @@danielshepherd2087 Well the jerk store called and they're running outta you

    • @joeyservo
      @joeyservo 4 года назад +4

      The plot thickens.....

  • @Deathshuck
    @Deathshuck 10 лет назад +375

    I like how after the line he just sits there and contemplates the meaning of life.

    • @JabbaaWockeeez
      @JabbaaWockeeez 10 лет назад +8

      what else could you do.

    • @davisperkons8058
      @davisperkons8058 10 лет назад +16

      Deathshuck More like : "Im gonna take you to the bank senator Trent.. TO the blood bank" *sits and it hits* "Oh oh... I forgot the milk."

    • @Deathshuck
      @Deathshuck 10 лет назад +5

      ***** Atleast we were here to hear it :')

    • @taylorahern2714
      @taylorahern2714 6 лет назад +5

      Deathshuck I know, it's fascinating how those Zen like moments seem to hit him at the most unusual times. Like when he's planning on dropping at least 50 dudes in a manner that is less than humane and civil. Ironic indeed, yet inspirational.

  • @Taraalcar
    @Taraalcar 11 лет назад +261

    Truly, the greatest line in cinema history. And you can take that to the bank.

    • @tami8458
      @tami8458 3 года назад +71

      To the blood bank.

    • @taylorahern3755
      @taylorahern3755 2 года назад +7

      🤣🤣🤣💯💯💯👍👍👍

    • @dmgreenberg
      @dmgreenberg Год назад +18

      @@tami8458 DUN DUN DA-DA-DUN

    • @swapnilrana2206
      @swapnilrana2206 Год назад +3

      @@dmgreenberg 😔😔

    • @thecrakp0t
      @thecrakp0t Год назад +3

      @@tami8458 oh my god I almost went to the OTHER kind of bank thank you for making it clear that we're talking about a blood bank and not a s- regular bank

  • @EnzoTheBaker
    @EnzoTheBaker 10 лет назад +137

    Segal improvised this line on the spot that day. He thinks on his feet, while sitting on a bed.

  • @Urrzah
    @Urrzah 9 лет назад +223

    DUN DUN
    *DUNDUNDUN*

  • @DanteSnake92
    @DanteSnake92 10 лет назад +237

    "To the blood bank"
    *Looks and wonders why the hell he said that*

  • @SmokeDogNY420
    @SmokeDogNY420 10 лет назад +234

    right before he died Roger Ebert told me this and only this, was his favorite cinematic line of all time

    • @taylorahern2714
      @taylorahern2714 6 лет назад +7

      SmokeDogNY420 Dude, it's one of THE GREATEST cinematic lines that any mere mortal ever conceived. And it was delivered to perfection by one who loves to draw from ""the blood bank.""

    • @senatetransportationservic4660
      @senatetransportationservic4660 4 года назад +2

      Hmmm...take that with a grain of salt.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 года назад +6

      He's always been a man of exquisite taste. RIP

    • @Fred_L.
      @Fred_L. 3 года назад +5

      @@senatetransportationservic4660 Don´t you mean "take that to the blood bank"?

    • @blppt
      @blppt 3 года назад +3

      Strangely enough, Ebert actually believed that Steven was a great actor and enjoyed his films.

  • @joshuak5958
    @joshuak5958 2 года назад +35

    He even remembered to use the Senator's title. Such a polite man.

  • @hey12358y
    @hey12358y 10 лет назад +266

    If I was ever a badass cop with a ponytail that was nearly killed by a corrupt politician, I'd say the exact same thing.

    • @Kipah
      @Kipah 7 лет назад +45

      I haven't seen the movie. Why did the corrupt politician try to kill his ponytail?

    • @masterrserch3971
      @masterrserch3971 5 лет назад +1

      Something to aspire to

    • @Zellio2011
      @Zellio2011 2 года назад +9

      @@Kipah He wanted to take it to the bank but seagal refused

    • @dimitripapadopoulos3196
      @dimitripapadopoulos3196 2 года назад

      @@Zellio2011 yeah it wanted it at the sperm bank but Seagal doesn’t play that way

    • @Ricardo-cl3vs
      @Ricardo-cl3vs Год назад +1

      @@Kipah
      He was a ponyphobe.

  • @baronobo
    @baronobo 10 лет назад +59

    It was this quote that inspired my now successful career in hematology. Thank you again Steven.

  • @gunswordfist
    @gunswordfist 9 лет назад +43

    The dramatic music and Seagal nonchalantly looking at his shoes is what really makes this scene!

  • @HerbieChuckNorris
    @HerbieChuckNorris 9 лет назад +106

    I try to watch this everyday.

    • @rakada30
      @rakada30 8 лет назад +1

      +HerbieCN aaaaaaand how's it going so far? ^__^

    • @HerbieChuckNorris
      @HerbieChuckNorris 8 лет назад +8

      Good fam, mission successful so far.

    • @HerbieChuckNorris
      @HerbieChuckNorris 8 лет назад +4

      +flaming motion It's been a rocky road - but I still get the occasional viewing in.

    • @Saisei87
      @Saisei87 8 лет назад

      +HerbieCN lmfao

    • @taylorahern2714
      @taylorahern2714 6 лет назад +4

      HerbieCN. And what a Great form of therapy indeed. I mean who the fuck on God's most insane planet in the vast cosmos needs doctor prescribed medication when you have clips like these. Priceless! Certainly puts me in a fantastic mood. Now time to flush that anti-psychotic medication down the crapper, and just soak up the beauty and brilliance of this magical and spellbinding scene. You can take that to the bank. Fucker!!

  • @AxelAlexK
    @AxelAlexK 2 года назад +37

    I first watched this movie back in college with a group of friends....I vividly remember this part because we had to rewind it a bunch of times because we were all laughing so hard.

  • @Northernlion
    @Northernlion 10 лет назад +181

    oh snap

    • @beastewart7
      @beastewart7 8 лет назад +3

      thanks ryab, this video changed my life

    • @JimJ123
      @JimJ123 8 лет назад +1

      You definitely didn't send me here

    • @DOGroove
      @DOGroove 8 лет назад +2

      Looks like Senator Trent is getting IV Bag.

    • @malcolmsvensson6585
      @malcolmsvensson6585 5 лет назад +2

      DUDE you just quoted this on the show today and I looked it up and lo and behold here's a comment from four fricking years ago. That's insane.

    • @killahsaman
      @killahsaman 5 лет назад +1

      I did the exact same thing. So weird

  • @p1t1o
    @p1t1o 13 лет назад +53

    "I'm gonna take you to the bank senator....to the sper I mean blood bank..."

    • @quaid2012
      @quaid2012 10 месяцев назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

  • @goosegotweed
    @goosegotweed 3 года назад +44

    The fact that we're still alive and able bodied after hearing such an awesome comeback is a miracle in it self.

  • @seanposey2264
    @seanposey2264 10 лет назад +54

    It just doesn't get any better than this.

  • @Papster1000
    @Papster1000 13 лет назад +20

    This is why I love 90's action movies. Who needs story and drama when you got auditory gold like this!

    • @calowenby1654
      @calowenby1654 7 месяцев назад

      Honestly that’s a pretty good reason.

  • @dham2288
    @dham2288 13 лет назад +12

    I like the pause after Senator Trent promises to take it to the bank. It's like Seagal is thinking "What awesome line can I deliver that will offer poetic justice to this douche?"
    He delivered.

  • @donaghy77
    @donaghy77 9 лет назад +43

    OH SHIT I WORK AT THE BLOOD BANK!!

    • @gunswordfist
      @gunswordfist 9 лет назад +18

      Were you working when Seagal brought Senator Trent in?

    • @donaghy77
      @donaghy77 9 лет назад +1

      gunswordfist 24/7

    • @donaghy77
      @donaghy77 8 лет назад

      ***** #noted

  • @dham2288
    @dham2288 14 лет назад +4

    Daniel Day Lewis is shaking in his boots over such awesome acting!

  • @Wilburgur
    @Wilburgur 8 лет назад +32

    *FUCK ME THIS'S SOME CINEMA GOLD RIGHT HERE*

    • @WendiGonerLH
      @WendiGonerLH 8 лет назад +3

      CINEMA GOLD, IN BOLD

    • @Wilburgur
      @Wilburgur 8 лет назад +1

      I... I keep coming back... I CAN'T STOP..

    • @taylorahern2714
      @taylorahern2714 6 лет назад

      Wilburgur Oscar worthy! Even Oscar Wilde would greatly praise the wit and wisdom of this scene. Cinematic Brilliance!

    • @TBSEminem
      @TBSEminem 6 лет назад +1

      Wow. I sure wasnt expecting to find you here.

    • @taylorahern2714
      @taylorahern2714 6 лет назад

      Dragonheart Here I am!!!!

  • @jordancrane2590
    @jordancrane2590 2 года назад +9

    There's nothing that tops the ridiculous drums after he says "blood bank."

  • @markuspetteri
    @markuspetteri 13 лет назад +6

    That's very nice of him. Especially if the blood bank is far away.

  • @karlhans6678
    @karlhans6678 9 лет назад +31

    This is what makes 90's movies so awesome!

  • @taylorahern2714
    @taylorahern2714 9 лет назад +26

    The Greatest movie quote of all time. I have to watch it at least once a day (comes to show you the type of life I lead!). Beautiful. And sublime!

  • @Guigley
    @Guigley 12 лет назад +5

    I coud tell by the authoritative toughness and raw emotion in his voice that he meant every word.

  • @ThomasPartalis
    @ThomasPartalis 8 лет назад +209

    Northernlion didn't send me

  • @KeeganEatsPie
    @KeeganEatsPie 11 лет назад +9

    I use this whenever someone tells me they need to go to the bank.

  • @masterrserch3971
    @masterrserch3971 5 лет назад +5

    Never even heard of northernlion until reading these comments...
    I'm here cuz I grew up with Steven Segal movies, and any time someone texts me "and u can take that to the bank" or "you can BANK on it,"
    I instantly look this up, copy the link, and reply with this legendary gem of cinematic and dialogue brilliance

    • @wellesradio
      @wellesradio 4 года назад +1

      You're still waiting for someone to text either of those things to you, aren't you? Heck, you already gave up on anyone SAYING them already, so you're still hoping for at least a text.

  • @Shaythe
    @Shaythe 2 года назад +5

    The way he sits there and stares for a moment, genuinely makes me think that line couldn’t have been in the script and he just came up with it haha

  • @LotsOfNine
    @LotsOfNine 14 лет назад +3

    i think the best part is that he's alone in a room talking to himself when he says that.

  • @CrypticDrumLord
    @CrypticDrumLord 11 лет назад +2

    nothing is more threatening than whispering to a television.

  • @themanwithouttheplan420
    @themanwithouttheplan420 8 лет назад +40

    They tried giving him an Oscar for this, but he broke Billy Crystal's wrist on stage for a smarmy comment, and the footage was edited out.

    • @StylinandRaciallyProfilin
      @StylinandRaciallyProfilin 5 лет назад +3

      Dr Murdoch 😏

    • @iorekby
      @iorekby 2 года назад +3

      I heard what happened was everyone thought Seagal was getting the Oscar, but it turned out Warren Beatty had been given the wrong card and Moonlight got it instead.

    • @maciek8159
      @maciek8159 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@iorekbyhahaah fucking Faye dunaway screwed that up so bad. Lala land should have won! We all know why Moonlight won

  • @Xerochimaru
    @Xerochimaru 2 года назад +2

    the DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN! Really makes the scene lol

  • @kingpinofcrime
    @kingpinofcrime 15 лет назад +2

    this is the best thing i have ever seen i watch this everyday at least 5 times . Seagal is a hero .

  • @polymath7
    @polymath7 12 лет назад +33

    I was fourteen when I saw this and I thought to myself, "Oh he is *not* going to say "blood bank', nobody is that fucking-"
    "...to the *blood* bank!"
    *Dun-duh-duh-dun!*
    *eyes roll into back of head*

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 4 года назад +7

      nobody is that fucking awesome?

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 года назад

      @@diplamatikjuan3595 I admittedly can't imagine anyone other than Steven Seagal in this scene.
      Any other actor would have subsequently decided to barricade themselves in a closet and starve to death rather than risk interacting with another human being. Not Seagal.

    • @diplamatikjuan3595
      @diplamatikjuan3595 2 года назад

      @@IsmailofeRegime Yep. After God made Steven Seagal he broke the mold. Now nobody knows exactly why God broke it, but rest assured that he made absolutely sure there will never be another one like him.

    • @dimitripapadopoulos3196
      @dimitripapadopoulos3196 2 года назад

      Stfu that’s a cool line.

    • @reillymcwriting
      @reillymcwriting Год назад

      @@diplamatikjuan3595No other action star would be stupid enough to make half the movie him just sitting in a chair while punching people

  • @Doinge
    @Doinge 11 лет назад +8

    I'm gonna keep comin back here til somebody remembers seein the blood bank

  • @taylorahern2714
    @taylorahern2714 9 лет назад +4

    😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄😄 Seagal is a real comedic genius!

  • @methodandmadness
    @methodandmadness 11 лет назад +4

    I remember watching this movie as a kid when it was somewhat new. My friend almost died from laughing and I caught his laughter. We couldn't breath.

  • @theauditor5275
    @theauditor5275 7 лет назад +3

    the dramatic music at the end gets me everytime

  • @OnlyARide
    @OnlyARide 8 лет назад +43

    MY WIFE
    wait wrong movie

    • @empyrean7381
      @empyrean7381 8 лет назад +3

      i actually laughed out loud.

  • @halnjam
    @halnjam 11 лет назад +3

    This kills me every time.

  • @gc3k
    @gc3k 4 года назад +4

    0:11 I can feel it coming in the air tonite

  • @Jeza101
    @Jeza101 13 лет назад +1

    The best one-liner ever delivered.

  • @ByteMe619
    @ByteMe619 8 лет назад +39

    Thanks NL

  • @ShadeNinja2990
    @ShadeNinja2990 10 лет назад +19

    I'm going to die this so funny

  • @coolevan631
    @coolevan631 8 лет назад +25

    He told me not to say

  • @wyatt1828
    @wyatt1828 8 лет назад +16

    Northern lion might have sent me hint hint

  • @rrkwarmonger
    @rrkwarmonger 4 года назад +3

    That ending sou strack straight after his line is pure comedy art

  • @JrTheDragon01
    @JrTheDragon01 8 лет назад +26

    I was not sent here by an egg

  • @Shadowofdeath1995
    @Shadowofdeath1995 15 лет назад +1

    yet again proving why he is the number one comedian in the world today i mean seriously did they think that people would get scared by that it is so corny

  • @mikethe4th
    @mikethe4th 11 лет назад +1

    I actually couldn't sleep cus I kept saying this over and over last night.

  • @tadhgcunningham6370
    @tadhgcunningham6370 10 лет назад +4

    DU DU DUDU DUN!!!

  • @SupriseQuiz
    @SupriseQuiz 11 лет назад +2

    Hard to Kill Part 2: Steven Segal and Senator Trent go to the bank

  • @LanceAxel
    @LanceAxel 2 года назад +1

    Holy shit. Badass

  • @PikVanCleef
    @PikVanCleef 12 лет назад +2

    Possibly just as good as the 'Nobody beats me in the kitchen' putdown which he delivers in Under Siege 2....Seagal is just so win.

  • @burmecian123
    @burmecian123 8 лет назад +10

    How the hell did I get here? I was just watching a binding of isaac playthrough...

    • @TigerGoblin
      @TigerGoblin 3 года назад

      I remember years ago, Northernlion said something about this line

  • @rockleesmile
    @rockleesmile 8 лет назад +40

    My fingers and eyes sent me.

  • @kashattack
    @kashattack 14 лет назад +1

    best acting of all time

  • @johnmccracken8617
    @johnmccracken8617 8 лет назад +27

    Northernlion sent me

  • @taylorahern3755
    @taylorahern3755 2 года назад

    No words of mine could ever do that sublimely hilarious line justice, as it was just so divinely perfect🤣🤣👍👍

  • @colemcegg3894
    @colemcegg3894 8 лет назад +10

    I was sent by a living egg

  • @Nahvalr_
    @Nahvalr_ 8 лет назад +21

    NL sent me here

  • @musicaficionado3805
    @musicaficionado3805 Год назад +1

    Now these days, Steven Seagal takes it to the food bank.

  • @GorditoCrunch343
    @GorditoCrunch343 8 лет назад +1

    The fucking gunshots at the end make this.

  • @DocKro23
    @DocKro23 8 лет назад +23

    NL sent me!

    • @josan14basket
      @josan14basket 8 лет назад +6

      He sent me to the bank, the blood bank.

  • @johnanthonydanos8179
    @johnanthonydanos8179 8 лет назад +17

    egg daddy didn't send me here.

  • @DOGroove
    @DOGroove 8 лет назад +18

    NL sent me to the blood bank... and all I got was this lousy IV Bag.

  • @JimmehTee
    @JimmehTee 4 месяца назад

    Gonna start using this burn in my everyday life.

  • @laxur1312
    @laxur1312 8 лет назад +20

    I wasn't sent here by NL

  • @Terryfan
    @Terryfan 14 лет назад

    Still in his movies he prove that he is a dangerous man

  • @babaghannoush1156
    @babaghannoush1156 4 года назад +1

    One of the greatest lines in cinema history...

  • @indiansfan1106
    @indiansfan1106 15 лет назад +1

    this is one of his best lines ever

  • @bibniebt
    @bibniebt 12 лет назад +2

    I'm gonna take you to the bank, senator Trent...
    The blood bank.
    YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAH!!!!

  • @steffen6252
    @steffen6252 8 лет назад +6

    I'm gonna take you to the bank, NL... to the egg bank.

  • @lloydmcc120
    @lloydmcc120 14 лет назад +2

    I wonder how many times Seagal had to practice this line before he could finally say it without laughing.

    • @IsmailofeRegime
      @IsmailofeRegime 2 года назад

      Well, considering it's Seagal, he probably thought it was a line that would cause his trillions of male fans to go "oh hell yeah, Senator Trent is going DOWN. Seagal is such an incredible badass. My sexual orientation is now gay."

  • @MrJackal95
    @MrJackal95 12 лет назад

    Steven Seagal is......Gonna take you to the Blood Bank! Coming this October to a theater near you!

  • @jimmyjones9775
    @jimmyjones9775 4 года назад +1

    90s movies = greatest

  • @hobnailtoenail
    @hobnailtoenail 11 лет назад +2

    I'm laughing all the way to the bank

  • @BulldogOzzy
    @BulldogOzzy 9 лет назад +2

    Probably THE cheesiest line in those early Seagal movies.

  • @user-zf4rh9ww2n
    @user-zf4rh9ww2n 12 лет назад

    He is the best one ...
    I like hem so much ,,

  • @meekah21
    @meekah21 8 лет назад +14

    NL sent me

  • @allenussher5884
    @allenussher5884 3 года назад +2

    The TV isn't even on. It's all in his head and the events of the film were just imagined from that point on

  • @6thsavage
    @6thsavage 10 лет назад +12

    I came.

  • @exeterjedi6730
    @exeterjedi6730 Год назад

    That's nice of him to offer

  • @JackLulz
    @JackLulz 13 лет назад

    oh fucking hell my life can't get any better after seeing this

  • @terrarune
    @terrarune 8 лет назад +4

    DUN DUN DUNDUNDUN

  • @landofthesilverpath5823
    @landofthesilverpath5823 Год назад

    Nice of him to promise Senator Trent he'll take him to the blood bank after he loses all that blood from fighting him.

  • @landothepeepeehead
    @landothepeepeehead 5 лет назад

    Thanks ranton

  • @indiansfan1106
    @indiansfan1106 14 лет назад

    he kicks ass in all of his movies

  • @aseriousman91
    @aseriousman91 12 лет назад +1

    Shit just got real.

  • @SSrepskb24
    @SSrepskb24 15 лет назад +1

    truly the funniest thing ever

  • @6buster
    @6buster 8 лет назад +8

    Egg daddy did not send me

  • @rawkclayton
    @rawkclayton 8 лет назад +11

    NL you so silly

  • @therealslimanto3793
    @therealslimanto3793 8 лет назад +22

    nl didnt send me. .probably

  • @drayx11
    @drayx11 8 лет назад +3

    NurthernLeanon has no ego, i swear.

  • @chimix101
    @chimix101 15 лет назад

    I love this video

  • @GGCrono
    @GGCrono 11 лет назад +1

    Christ on a cupcake. Steven Seagal couldn't act like he was burning if you set him on fire.

  • @SleepingOni
    @SleepingOni 12 лет назад +2

    Press 8 for continuous epic face and badass drums