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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
    @Snuggles_the_Unholy 5 месяцев назад +230

    If I bring you breakfast in bed, just say, "Thank you." I don't want to hear all that, "How did you get into my house," shit!

    • @lotematu2812
      @lotematu2812 5 месяцев назад +11

      And "I am gonna call the police" you know they wont find me if I dont wanna be found.

    • @WatermelonOfDoom
      @WatermelonOfDoom 5 месяцев назад +6

      And "What the hell are you doing" when I kiss their head and tell them to go back to sleep

    • @Snuggles_the_Unholy
      @Snuggles_the_Unholy 5 месяцев назад

      @WatermelonOfDoom
      That is glorious 🙌
      Shhh shhh, it's OK. And as I am leaning over them, I lick their nose.

    • @Nausea56
      @Nausea56 5 месяцев назад +4

      Ugh they always say “HELP HEEEELP IM BEING ASSULTED BY THIS BIG TALL MAN!”

    • @king_sharkey5768
      @king_sharkey5768 4 месяца назад

      @@Nausea56 stop lying your not tall.

  • @wbat5816
    @wbat5816 5 месяцев назад +17

    1:32 That "JEHESUS CHRIHIHIEST" reaction fits that situation perfectly😂

  • @guyontheweb-t8r
    @guyontheweb-t8r 5 месяцев назад +244

    concrete eater has summoned

    • @laty9f1
      @laty9f1 5 месяцев назад +11

      thank you concrete eater

    • @TheGuyWhoComments
      @TheGuyWhoComments 5 месяцев назад +6

      What does concrete taste like? And have you ever tried cement?

    • @Remember.2
      @Remember.2 5 месяцев назад +1

      hello concrete eater

    • @PDUMBASS-
      @PDUMBASS- 5 месяцев назад +1

      WHO SUMMONED THE RAID BOSS

    • @ajking8836
      @ajking8836 5 месяцев назад +2

      RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

  • @NotAMoron42
    @NotAMoron42 5 месяцев назад +7

    11:10 “Harry, put the invisibility cloak back on!” Dumbledore said calmly.

  • @phantomology13
    @phantomology13 5 месяцев назад +14

    these roasts are the things I assume everyone is thinking about me every time I go out in public

  • @chicopridebean368
    @chicopridebean368 5 месяцев назад +57

    At yes, your back. The voice still creamy, crunchy and goat milk-ly. You have the perfect tone for this sub!

    • @3rDimensional
      @3rDimensional 5 месяцев назад +1

      who

    • @alice5790
      @alice5790 5 месяцев назад

      fr bros voice sounds like Saint Agur cheese

  • @beebromley
    @beebromley 5 месяцев назад +24

    "Bingo! just tick that off, I already guessed that" 🤣🤣😂😂

  • @KrystalRed
    @KrystalRed 5 месяцев назад +70

    22:29 I'm sorry but she looks like if Susan Wojcicki became a woke astrologist who believes that crystals can heal.

    • @greenapple9477
      @greenapple9477 5 месяцев назад +5

      r/rareinsults

    • @gayternatee
      @gayternatee 5 месяцев назад

      THATS ONE WAY TO SAY IT/POS😨😨😨

    • @Gaminginvrrr
      @Gaminginvrrr 5 месяцев назад +9

      nah she kinda looks like if she went a quarter of the way with the cyberpunk aesthetic with that haircut

    • @KrystalRed
      @KrystalRed 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@Gaminginvrrr Ok that actually sounds better

    • @percivalyracanth1528
      @percivalyracanth1528 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's just Susan Wojcicki😂

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 5 месяцев назад +6

    15:34 I don’t even have to do my worst, you’re haircut already does it for me.

  • @VoltageTripwire
    @VoltageTripwire 5 месяцев назад +22

    C'mon Emkay/Slazo, ye gotta get us some more r/roastme content. Hell, I'd love to see the Emkay crew get demolished on that subreddit.

  • @malachiMcLaughlin-oy8op
    @malachiMcLaughlin-oy8op 5 месяцев назад +40

    Most of this video is just him laughing at the comments😂

  • @newstarcadefan
    @newstarcadefan 5 месяцев назад +10

    Some of these were not only roasts, but also kamikaze by words.

  • @Drgoiburger
    @Drgoiburger 5 месяцев назад +8

    these people are creative as hell lmao

    • @TheLycanthrope09
      @TheLycanthrope09 5 месяцев назад +1

      Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.

  • @Deedoo_r
    @Deedoo_r 5 месяцев назад +6

    33:40
    a good lesson as to why you shouldn't buy the stupendium off temu

  • @Rainok
    @Rainok 5 месяцев назад +7

    7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to
    Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny

  • @SevenGC89
    @SevenGC89 4 месяца назад +2

    "Hairy taint and Trashly" OMFG I'M DEAD! 💀💀💀

  • @Valgient
    @Valgient 5 месяцев назад +6

    7:51 Her nose stopped developing at 5.

  • @Okuu__Gaming_1
    @Okuu__Gaming_1 5 месяцев назад +2

    24:57 she looks like the villain from Madagascar 3 but even more insane

  • @someone-cool-yt
    @someone-cool-yt 5 месяцев назад +2

    19:27 squidward eating a crabby patty for the first time

  • @NMT_StudioPlus
    @NMT_StudioPlus 5 месяцев назад +1

    Couldn't get a better narrator. Awesome job

  • @retrogorilla6523
    @retrogorilla6523 5 месяцев назад +1

    Damian has the best laughs and you can't change my mind

  • @abxorb
    @abxorb 5 месяцев назад

    The first narrator's wheeze laugh beings me so much joy. ❤😂

  • @sussytheprotogen4006
    @sussytheprotogen4006 5 месяцев назад +13

    29 seconds after posted? Wow.
    At least it's a new video because I have watched most of the videos on this channel!!!

    • @bloxfy-bh7rz
      @bloxfy-bh7rz 5 месяцев назад +1

      Yes

    • @bluelittleman4
      @bluelittleman4 5 месяцев назад

      9 minutes

    • @Likemea
      @Likemea 5 месяцев назад

      Sorry, but I can't help you with that. Your profile picture may be inappropiate material.

  • @ReesesPuffs0709
    @ReesesPuffs0709 4 месяца назад

    Your laugh is so contagious. Great content man :)

  • @FerretTwister
    @FerretTwister 3 месяца назад

    8:55 this girl is too powerful. She didn't need r/roastme, she can already do it to herself.

  • @OrangeSquare77
    @OrangeSquare77 5 месяцев назад +2

    7:31
    99% plastic
    1% organic

  • @Andreijaden
    @Andreijaden 5 месяцев назад +1

    All these roast are TOP TIER

    • @SheepLiver
      @SheepLiver 5 месяцев назад +2

      except that one about looking like jack black, that's a compliment

  • @robertwastakenwastaken
    @robertwastakenwastaken 4 месяца назад

    15:51
    20 bucks he can't get that jacket through an airport.

  • @alexplier6404
    @alexplier6404 4 месяца назад

    you know its bad when you look like the Cheshire cat got smacked with a frying pan, i started snorting laughing after hearing that one.

  • @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987
    @katalystkatapatheticalyssa5987 4 месяца назад

    34:41
    THAT EDIT. Oh my God. 😂

  • @JunkYardCardGuy
    @JunkYardCardGuy 3 месяца назад

    21:05 Went to stylist, asked for The Dracula

  • @HorizonStudios09
    @HorizonStudios09 5 месяцев назад +1

    I fear the praying mantis that decided to take over that girls body, are they going to run for president next

  • @ImNotCardboardCutout
    @ImNotCardboardCutout 10 дней назад

    24:45
    She looks like that one villain from the Penguins Of Madagascar movies

  • @thegrimreaper7875
    @thegrimreaper7875 3 месяца назад

    19:25 she looks like quidward from that one episode from SpongeBob when he eats a nibble of a crabby patty

  • @ExlhkA
    @ExlhkA 5 месяцев назад

    Love to see them tackling other subreddits that aren't the usual suspects

  • @SheepLiver
    @SheepLiver 5 месяцев назад +1

    3:45 that aint no roast, that's a compliment!

  • @Popcoolman123
    @Popcoolman123 5 месяцев назад

    7:20 you could fit an entire continent on that forehead gaw dayum
    Also the girl at 9:39 looks like my elementary school art teacher

  • @WestBranchIA1935
    @WestBranchIA1935 4 месяца назад

    At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!

  • @Gaminginvrrr
    @Gaminginvrrr 5 месяцев назад

    35:18 he went from hilarious lovers day to kakyoin if he was a business major

  • @barrytooth4306
    @barrytooth4306 5 месяцев назад

    Usually I go through this sub, with the homelander violin song in the background

  • @violetmarinaayis
    @violetmarinaayis 5 месяцев назад

    We need more 😤

  • @ElizabethHarris-yh5im
    @ElizabethHarris-yh5im 5 месяцев назад +27

    Well done! The effort and passion are evident.

    • @wordingtonian
      @wordingtonian 5 месяцев назад

      bot

    • @Likemea
      @Likemea 5 месяцев назад

      Well done! The bot is evident.

  • @Ignition_Astra
    @Ignition_Astra 4 месяца назад

    35:19 looks like if Abraham Lincoln had a younger brother that got kicked out of the house so he started sleeping with minors to get a bed.

  • @kingofmongerreturned
    @kingofmongerreturned 3 месяца назад

    when Jack says "Jambo" instead of "banjo"
    14:24

  • @lukelyall5879
    @lukelyall5879 5 месяцев назад +1

    0:03 the girl holding the roast me paper looks like a girl in my high school 💀

  • @DTylerFultzVA
    @DTylerFultzVA 13 дней назад

    17:32 "Huh, so that's what happens when you race-swap Halle Bailey, eye-gap and everything."
    22:35 "Lady used Barbie doll hair as implants and thought to herself 'it'll look natural, I can make it look good'."
    36:43 "He lost a bet with his friends, stuck his head in a cotton candy maker, and just rolled with the look."

  • @DangService
    @DangService 5 месяцев назад +2

    Emkay is great

  • @AbbyWard-s2n
    @AbbyWard-s2n Месяц назад

    37:12 that one cut me deep... I'm a lesbian, my dad isn't accepting... and I've dyed my hair pink... TWICE.

  • @MiloTheSilly
    @MiloTheSilly 5 месяцев назад +3

    THE UWU TRANSLATOR IS KILLING ME 😭

  • @Nccp9
    @Nccp9 5 месяцев назад

    26:43 I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK

  • @TheWilffer
    @TheWilffer 5 месяцев назад

    22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.

  • @justsomeguywithamustach
    @justsomeguywithamustach 5 месяцев назад

    18:25 he would actually make a pretty good sentry i think

  • @TheEhlowery
    @TheEhlowery 5 месяцев назад +3

    This was indeed the video of all time 👍

  • @ZannyLeta
    @ZannyLeta 5 месяцев назад

    Damien is the lord of discord mods.
    Where’s my Reddit bronze chat?

  • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
    @Eternus_transmogrifus49 5 месяцев назад

    13:36 Hey I didn’t know you were friends with Sombra!

  • @denis2381
    @denis2381 5 месяцев назад +1

    32:00 Scott tenorman was the first thought

  • @Kingklownmemes
    @Kingklownmemes 5 месяцев назад +1

    22:38 she’s built like ms. Frizzle during the 70s

  • @GmNdWtchr96
    @GmNdWtchr96 5 месяцев назад

    32:35
    Dude looks like if someone ordered the late 2000's Kirk Hammett off Temu.

  • @nyxolotl.youtube
    @nyxolotl.youtube 5 месяцев назад

    wher the hecc is art?!?!?

  • @jan_Eten
    @jan_Eten 5 месяцев назад

    1:56 op roasting ðeir gf is a power move

  • @Ramsey276one
    @Ramsey276one 5 месяцев назад +4

    0:54 3.5 x 2
    XD

  • @Sephade
    @Sephade 5 месяцев назад

    23:38 ok hear me out. You remember Wizards of Waverly place? The one episode where justin makes a monster girl with a computer chip brain al la Frankenstein? She looks just like that

  • @painlvl999
    @painlvl999 5 месяцев назад

    13:28 left one look like a budget Boyinaband and the left one is a wish version of Justaminx

  • @HelloWorld-zc2vp
    @HelloWorld-zc2vp 5 месяцев назад

    “Nice collar ya got there what did ya run away from your owner or smth?”

  • @herrforehead
    @herrforehead 5 месяцев назад +1

    21:31 he looks like Bursar from St. Trinians

  • @3denx
    @3denx 5 месяцев назад +1

    why are some of the people on here so attractive what 😭😭

  • @theminerwithin9316
    @theminerwithin9316 5 месяцев назад

    How does this make me laugh more than r/cursedcomments!?

  • @Mug._
    @Mug._ 5 месяцев назад

    11:24 he looks like if bob ross and mark zuckerburg had a baby. (somehow)

  • @ajking8836
    @ajking8836 5 месяцев назад

    BRO THESE ARE SO GOOD AT RASINING YOUR MOOD I FU CKING LARFT CRYED HALF OF IT man i cant spell
    nvm i want ti kkill my self i just got to the part were he talks about one that went thoure the uwu tranlater

  • @max_e_maxxy_
    @max_e_maxxy_ 4 месяца назад

    The last few genuinely made me feel sad. I hope somebody checks on these people after the roasts are done 😢

  • @glitterPOP
    @glitterPOP 5 месяцев назад +1

    24:52 AMELIE MENTIONED

  • @KassidyKobold
    @KassidyKobold 5 месяцев назад

    Lol got the same headphones (but blue) as the guy at 5:00

  • @braylongouge9103
    @braylongouge9103 5 месяцев назад

    7:37 Girl struggles swallowing peas

  • @ericgolightly8450
    @ericgolightly8450 5 месяцев назад

    0:00 WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE THE ODDS

  • @markalexander3659
    @markalexander3659 5 месяцев назад

    15:00 - NINETEEN?!?! I'm 33 and he looks a decade older than me

  • @salsaplan
    @salsaplan 5 месяцев назад +4

    emkay 👌

  • @minimek1479
    @minimek1479 5 месяцев назад +1

    10:9 no I'm sorry but its Daniel Radcliffe who looks like a heroin addict version of Daniel Radcliffe. None can beat him in that look. XD

  • @wlkr72291
    @wlkr72291 Месяц назад

    Imagine doing this on twitter😂😂

  • @almightyyt2101
    @almightyyt2101 5 месяцев назад

    That one girl looked like she would bite a pit bull for a porkchop - I thought that was a pork chop in her mouth

  • @someone-cool-yt
    @someone-cool-yt 5 месяцев назад

    9:51 she’s fading away

  • @Dertube586
    @Dertube586 5 месяцев назад

    0:19 Damn thats tough

  • @vivite4
    @vivite4 5 месяцев назад

    11:15 Daniel Sadcliff

  • @SiegeTF
    @SiegeTF 4 месяца назад

    22:50 Ten more years and she'll be xually harassing the male nurses at the retirement center.

  • @subgeta07
    @subgeta07 5 месяцев назад

    11:00 Dude looks like Daniel Radcliffe from TEMU

  • @williamk1000
    @williamk1000 4 месяца назад

    Girl used a flea collar as a choker.

  • @JunkYardCardGuy
    @JunkYardCardGuy 3 месяца назад

    25:03 Weekend At Bruni's

  • @someone-cool-yt
    @someone-cool-yt 5 месяцев назад +1

    6:06 she looks sharp

  • @AroAce_Psychopath
    @AroAce_Psychopath 5 месяцев назад

    The UwU translator had moi UwU

  • @bravewater5737
    @bravewater5737 4 месяца назад

    20:37 😁
    21:43
    21:50 😆
    22:08
    31:36
    31:48
    35:19 and 35:58 😁😆

  • @Unwebonnn
    @Unwebonnn 3 месяца назад

    I actually had a girl in my school called Mary Kate that looked like the blonde girl from the first post.

  • @edwardowwthebravadow
    @edwardowwthebravadow 5 месяцев назад

    love mkay vids

  • @redcrewmate1813
    @redcrewmate1813 5 месяцев назад +3

    i like the transparent comments who agrees

  • @nickgarcia3435
    @nickgarcia3435 4 месяца назад +1

    Video is 10x better with volume off

    • @karlhendrikse
      @karlhendrikse 3 месяца назад

      Yeah I'm starting to think maybe I should just read reddit

  • @CryztalPKMN
    @CryztalPKMN 5 месяцев назад

    21:30 is that you Dr. Phil?

  • @michaelscotthawthorn7871
    @michaelscotthawthorn7871 4 месяца назад

    23:12 - She looks like a Ubisoft model

  • @bluelittleman4
    @bluelittleman4 5 месяцев назад +1

    14:17 WHY DO I HEAR MEGALOVANIA

  • @nuadasilverpaw5702
    @nuadasilverpaw5702 4 месяца назад

    21:36 Diuhbeetus

  • @JohnSugma-i5m
    @JohnSugma-i5m 5 месяцев назад

    how am i this early to an emkay video

  • @LuckiestDanPer
    @LuckiestDanPer 5 месяцев назад

    [Insert generic insult]

  • @xX_Gravity_Xx
    @xX_Gravity_Xx 5 месяцев назад

    5:30 Bruh that's not even a roast lol. That's just cruel 🤣🤣🤣