Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.
7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny
At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!
17:32 "Huh, so that's what happens when you race-swap Halle Bailey, eye-gap and everything." 22:35 "Lady used Barbie doll hair as implants and thought to herself 'it'll look natural, I can make it look good'." 36:43 "He lost a bet with his friends, stuck his head in a cotton candy maker, and just rolled with the look."
22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.
23:38 ok hear me out. You remember Wizards of Waverly place? The one episode where justin makes a monster girl with a computer chip brain al la Frankenstein? She looks just like that
BRO THESE ARE SO GOOD AT RASINING YOUR MOOD I FU CKING LARFT CRYED HALF OF IT man i cant spell nvm i want ti kkill my self i just got to the part were he talks about one that went thoure the uwu tranlater
If I bring you breakfast in bed, just say, "Thank you." I don't want to hear all that, "How did you get into my house," shit!
And "I am gonna call the police" you know they wont find me if I dont wanna be found.
And "What the hell are you doing" when I kiss their head and tell them to go back to sleep
@WatermelonOfDoom
That is glorious 🙌
Shhh shhh, it's OK. And as I am leaning over them, I lick their nose.
Ugh they always say “HELP HEEEELP IM BEING ASSULTED BY THIS BIG TALL MAN!”
@@Nausea56 stop lying your not tall.
1:32 That "JEHESUS CHRIHIHIEST" reaction fits that situation perfectly😂
concrete eater has summoned
thank you concrete eater
What does concrete taste like? And have you ever tried cement?
hello concrete eater
WHO SUMMONED THE RAID BOSS
RUN FOR YOUR LIFE
11:10 “Harry, put the invisibility cloak back on!” Dumbledore said calmly.
these roasts are the things I assume everyone is thinking about me every time I go out in public
At yes, your back. The voice still creamy, crunchy and goat milk-ly. You have the perfect tone for this sub!
who
fr bros voice sounds like Saint Agur cheese
"Bingo! just tick that off, I already guessed that" 🤣🤣😂😂
22:29 I'm sorry but she looks like if Susan Wojcicki became a woke astrologist who believes that crystals can heal.
r/rareinsults
THATS ONE WAY TO SAY IT/POS😨😨😨
nah she kinda looks like if she went a quarter of the way with the cyberpunk aesthetic with that haircut
@@Gaminginvrrr Ok that actually sounds better
That's just Susan Wojcicki😂
15:34 I don’t even have to do my worst, you’re haircut already does it for me.
C'mon Emkay/Slazo, ye gotta get us some more r/roastme content. Hell, I'd love to see the Emkay crew get demolished on that subreddit.
Most of this video is just him laughing at the comments😂
Some of these were not only roasts, but also kamikaze by words.
these people are creative as hell lmao
Right! I did one of these years ago and was amazed (in a good way!) by the stuff people came up with. One of the comments even got featured in The Best of r/Roastme, which I was a bit proud of.
33:40
a good lesson as to why you shouldn't buy the stupendium off temu
7:31 she looks like she made a mannequin hold the sign so she wouldn't have to
Also good on her for adding to the roasts, some of her self burns were really funny
"Hairy taint and Trashly" OMFG I'M DEAD! 💀💀💀
7:51 Her nose stopped developing at 5.
24:57 she looks like the villain from Madagascar 3 but even more insane
19:27 squidward eating a crabby patty for the first time
Couldn't get a better narrator. Awesome job
Damian has the best laughs and you can't change my mind
The first narrator's wheeze laugh beings me so much joy. ❤😂
29 seconds after posted? Wow.
At least it's a new video because I have watched most of the videos on this channel!!!
Yes
9 minutes
Sorry, but I can't help you with that. Your profile picture may be inappropiate material.
Your laugh is so contagious. Great content man :)
8:55 this girl is too powerful. She didn't need r/roastme, she can already do it to herself.
7:31
99% plastic
1% organic
All these roast are TOP TIER
except that one about looking like jack black, that's a compliment
15:51
20 bucks he can't get that jacket through an airport.
you know its bad when you look like the Cheshire cat got smacked with a frying pan, i started snorting laughing after hearing that one.
34:41
THAT EDIT. Oh my God. 😂
21:05 Went to stylist, asked for The Dracula
I fear the praying mantis that decided to take over that girls body, are they going to run for president next
24:45
She looks like that one villain from the Penguins Of Madagascar movies
19:25 she looks like quidward from that one episode from SpongeBob when he eats a nibble of a crabby patty
Love to see them tackling other subreddits that aren't the usual suspects
3:45 that aint no roast, that's a compliment!
7:20 you could fit an entire continent on that forehead gaw dayum
Also the girl at 9:39 looks like my elementary school art teacher
At 25:30 minutes in, oh my God, I'm dying of laughter! You may call that an "Uwu Translator" but I'm inclined to describe it as a "White Bowsah Translatah!" LOL!!!
White Bowsah is a pwedatah! By the way.
35:18 he went from hilarious lovers day to kakyoin if he was a business major
Usually I go through this sub, with the homelander violin song in the background
We need more 😤
Well done! The effort and passion are evident.
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Well done! The bot is evident.
35:19 looks like if Abraham Lincoln had a younger brother that got kicked out of the house so he started sleeping with minors to get a bed.
when Jack says "Jambo" instead of "banjo"
14:24
0:03 the girl holding the roast me paper looks like a girl in my high school 💀
17:32 "Huh, so that's what happens when you race-swap Halle Bailey, eye-gap and everything."
22:35 "Lady used Barbie doll hair as implants and thought to herself 'it'll look natural, I can make it look good'."
36:43 "He lost a bet with his friends, stuck his head in a cotton candy maker, and just rolled with the look."
Emkay is great
37:12 that one cut me deep... I'm a lesbian, my dad isn't accepting... and I've dyed my hair pink... TWICE.
THE UWU TRANSLATOR IS KILLING ME 😭
wait wtf where
UWU
TWhE UWU TWANSLATOR IS KIWWING ME uWu
26:43 I SUMMON POT OF GREED TO DRAW TWO ADDITIONAL CARDS FROM MY DECK
22:24 I don't believe everyone is nice to her, I think she imagines that because that shield that she calls forehead is protecting her from bad thoughts.
18:25 he would actually make a pretty good sentry i think
This was indeed the video of all time 👍
Damien is the lord of discord mods.
Where’s my Reddit bronze chat?
13:36 Hey I didn’t know you were friends with Sombra!
32:00 Scott tenorman was the first thought
22:38 she’s built like ms. Frizzle during the 70s
32:35
Dude looks like if someone ordered the late 2000's Kirk Hammett off Temu.
wher the hecc is art?!?!?
1:56 op roasting ðeir gf is a power move
0:54 3.5 x 2
XD
23:38 ok hear me out. You remember Wizards of Waverly place? The one episode where justin makes a monster girl with a computer chip brain al la Frankenstein? She looks just like that
13:28 left one look like a budget Boyinaband and the left one is a wish version of Justaminx
“Nice collar ya got there what did ya run away from your owner or smth?”
Oh duuuuuuuuuuude! 😂
21:31 he looks like Bursar from St. Trinians
why are some of the people on here so attractive what 😭😭
How does this make me laugh more than r/cursedcomments!?
11:24 he looks like if bob ross and mark zuckerburg had a baby. (somehow)
BRO THESE ARE SO GOOD AT RASINING YOUR MOOD I FU CKING LARFT CRYED HALF OF IT man i cant spell
nvm i want ti kkill my self i just got to the part were he talks about one that went thoure the uwu tranlater
The last few genuinely made me feel sad. I hope somebody checks on these people after the roasts are done 😢
24:52 AMELIE MENTIONED
Lol got the same headphones (but blue) as the guy at 5:00
7:37 Girl struggles swallowing peas
0:00 WHAT I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THAT WHAT ARE THE ODDS
15:00 - NINETEEN?!?! I'm 33 and he looks a decade older than me
emkay 👌
10:9 no I'm sorry but its Daniel Radcliffe who looks like a heroin addict version of Daniel Radcliffe. None can beat him in that look. XD
Imagine doing this on twitter😂😂
That one girl looked like she would bite a pit bull for a porkchop - I thought that was a pork chop in her mouth
9:51 she’s fading away
0:19 Damn thats tough
11:15 Daniel Sadcliff
22:50 Ten more years and she'll be xually harassing the male nurses at the retirement center.
11:00 Dude looks like Daniel Radcliffe from TEMU
Girl used a flea collar as a choker.
25:03 Weekend At Bruni's
6:06 she looks sharp
The UwU translator had moi UwU
20:37 😁
21:43
21:50 😆
22:08
31:36
31:48
35:19 and 35:58 😁😆
I actually had a girl in my school called Mary Kate that looked like the blonde girl from the first post.
love mkay vids
i like the transparent comments who agrees
Video is 10x better with volume off
Yeah I'm starting to think maybe I should just read reddit
21:30 is that you Dr. Phil?
23:12 - She looks like a Ubisoft model
14:17 WHY DO I HEAR MEGALOVANIA
21:36 Diuhbeetus
how am i this early to an emkay video
[Insert generic insult]
5:30 Bruh that's not even a roast lol. That's just cruel 🤣🤣🤣