Sour Patch Kids CEREAL?!

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  • Опубликовано: 21 июл 2019
  • Sour Patch Kids is a perfectly acceptable candy. However the creator of Sour Patch Kids decided to turn this candy into a cereal... How does it taste? Watch to find out!
    EDITED BY ► LIXIAN / lixiantv
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Комментарии • 29 тыс.

  • @larkspur1517
    @larkspur1517 5 лет назад +9274

    I love how Amy and Mark are basically an elderly married couple with all of the yelling from the other room

  • @MrMagnum_
    @MrMagnum_ 3 года назад +1939

    I like how Amy yells, "Kellogg" before Mark even finished his sentence, meaning that this is a regular question for her

    • @flowerchild2496
      @flowerchild2496 2 года назад +76

      Or, even worse, she's just that familiar with Mark asking stupid things... Or just being stupid 😂😂😂

    • @nathanielroark6781
      @nathanielroark6781 Год назад +8

      @@flowerchild2496 true

    • @Moonlight-ux5ln
      @Moonlight-ux5ln Год назад +14

      I think she's just used to those type of questions from him lol

    • @farshot402
      @farshot402 11 месяцев назад +1

      I WACH IT 2 TIMES

    • @rachelfox2998
      @rachelfox2998 9 месяцев назад

      Fartshot402@WHAT

  • @Cheetahhh
    @Cheetahhh 3 года назад +4693

    Amy and Mark's chemistry is so adorable

    • @ronnierodzen
      @ronnierodzen 3 года назад +26

      Yes

    • @PaleBlaze597
      @PaleBlaze597 3 года назад +186

      I love that they just yell back and forth at each other like an old married couple

    • @MystieChan
      @MystieChan 3 года назад +18

      @@PaleBlaze597 same😭

    • @xx_maroulhs_xx9857
      @xx_maroulhs_xx9857 3 года назад +15

      Didn’t expect you here cheetah

    • @karencmoller
      @karencmoller 3 года назад +5

      Yo cheetahh have a sweet day

  • @lilalong7776
    @lilalong7776 5 лет назад +3763

    *markiplier being a 50 year old husband yelling across the house for 13 minutes straight*

    • @z1111zzzz
      @z1111zzzz 5 лет назад +21

      @milkymoons n o w a y

    • @c1nnamorollin
      @c1nnamorollin 5 лет назад +12

      milkymoons :00000 OMG I COULDNT TELL HOW DID YOU KNOWWW :00000000000000000000

    • @edwardwagner3726
      @edwardwagner3726 5 лет назад +3

      milkymoons you’re IQ is off the charts

    • @kimnamjoon2695
      @kimnamjoon2695 5 лет назад +4

      @milkymoons no wayyyyyy I never knew thaat

    • @salmonmarsismuahname3321
      @salmonmarsismuahname3321 5 лет назад +1

      milkymoons OOHHHHHHHH MYYYYYYYYYYY GOOOOOSSSHHHHHHH I NEVER KNEEEWWWWW THAAAAAAAAAAAT?!?!?!

  • @DUMBBIMBO01
    @DUMBBIMBO01 5 лет назад +3698

    This is a 12 minute video of Markiplier talking to his girlfriend, acting like a kid, and tasting cereal.
    *This is my type of video*

    • @Etheletter300
      @Etheletter300 5 лет назад +57

      *That's the type of low brow shit im looking for*

    • @vilgilante
      @vilgilante 5 лет назад +11

      *you are the very good copying boii.. in a good way.*

    • @ephealtun
      @ephealtun 5 лет назад +7

      *OMEGALUL*

    • @karenharris5278
      @karenharris5278 5 лет назад +6

      if this is your type of video i recommend jennamarbles

    • @manimations6766
      @manimations6766 5 лет назад +12

      I thought Amy was his editer

  • @the-pink-hacker
    @the-pink-hacker 2 года назад +1031

    I love how mark clearly just is finding an excuse to get Amy in the room. If that isn’t love, then I don’t know what is.

  • @tylerd.1
    @tylerd.1 2 года назад +409

    I love how Amy is just so comfortable with Mark’s bullshit that she has built a tolerance for it

  • @grace-ck7gl
    @grace-ck7gl 5 лет назад +7259

    I love how he just turns and yells to Amy whenever he’s confused

  • @noahharris7161
    @noahharris7161 5 лет назад +3718

    I love how Mark is so sick of doing pogostuck that he did a cereal review instead

    • @idrisamir5394
      @idrisamir5394 5 лет назад +39

      Proof evolution is real

    • @Newt1981
      @Newt1981 5 лет назад +16

      I think all his pogostuck stuff was pre-recorded.

    • @leastlikelysuspect5122
      @leastlikelysuspect5122 5 лет назад +21

      I thought it was an excuse to do chewing ASMR

    • @Emopup0982
      @Emopup0982 5 лет назад +4

      that is completely true I still don't know why he plays it he gets so frustrated and almost broke his chairs in the 4 or 5 vid

    • @arf3497
      @arf3497 5 лет назад +13

      @@Newt1981 it was, if I remember correctly he actually made it farther but came all the way back down the mountain to play with Bob and wade on a live stream

  • @Kahlan_Amnell_
    @Kahlan_Amnell_ 3 года назад +285

    I like to imagine that Amy is in the middle of super important lifesaving work, like heart surgery or cancer curing science, every time Mark calls her over for his nonsense, and that Mark is fully aware of what he is taking her from, and it makes this whole scene at least 50% funnier to me than it already was

  • @kidagirl99
    @kidagirl99 2 года назад +120

    Given the knowledge we now have about Mark's lifelong habit of not chewing food and just swallowing it whole... These foods reviews take on a whole new meaning.

  • @fatpanda8480
    @fatpanda8480 5 лет назад +911

    I love how Amy is giving Mark emotional support from a far

  • @mnshdhdbfnkfjdvebf
    @mnshdhdbfnkfjdvebf 5 лет назад +1673

    Sour patch kids - exist
    Mark: “wow look at those cabbage patch kids”

    • @realpomni27
      @realpomni27 5 лет назад +5

      Madd lol

    • @Flint_Inferno
      @Flint_Inferno 5 лет назад +3

      He didn't even say he was sorry in the description!

    • @KittyCeption._.
      @KittyCeption._. 5 лет назад

      LOOOOOLL

    • @ArcticSurvivor17
      @ArcticSurvivor17 5 лет назад +1

      Mark said there are very few people who like sours more than he does. I am one of those people. SOURS ARE THE BEST

    • @herowither12354
      @herowither12354 5 лет назад

      @I don’t like Lgbt people I love your name, cus people who hate me are great! (Bisexual transwoman)

  • @enanpedraza2209
    @enanpedraza2209 3 года назад +89

    “Whole milk is the only milk that exists.” I will cling to these words till the end of time

  • @_random_person1012
    @_random_person1012 2 года назад +91

    Let’s just take a minute to appreciate the fact that mark calls them cabbage patch kids.

    • @ChillinBlueNessie
      @ChillinBlueNessie 6 месяцев назад +8

      So glad I'm not the only one that noticed that 😭

    • @ohdang1083
      @ohdang1083 5 месяцев назад +7

      Ik Im replying to a 2 year old comment but the fact that I had to SCROLL to find a single comment about this- 😂

  • @fandomsmoothie5749
    @fandomsmoothie5749 5 лет назад +4413

    Remember that episode of iCarly when Spencer ate a bowl of cereal for 10 minutes and uploaded it to the internet?
    Yeah.

  • @xcviiimmiv
    @xcviiimmiv 5 лет назад +16951

    Honestly the best thing here is Mark calling them Cabbage Patch Kids the whole time

    • @sophieabbot1023
      @sophieabbot1023 5 лет назад +189

      B. Bradley I was just waiting for someone to say that haha

    • @OzzyIsBlue
      @OzzyIsBlue 5 лет назад +84

      I was thinking the same thing 😂

    • @krystalallen8210
      @krystalallen8210 5 лет назад +125

      Literally a true old man moment (I can say this as I am 33 and therefore elderly myself, get off my lawn ya crazy kids!)

    • @TinkSalsa
      @TinkSalsa 5 лет назад +60

      I didn't notice that until I read this, and i proceeded to burst out laughing.

    • @queezy9094
      @queezy9094 5 лет назад +29

      He was doing that on purpose

  • @carrie1390
    @carrie1390 2 года назад +378

    I know Mark and Amy aren't married, but telling him they're "in the pen basket" and then bringing out the pen basket so he'd be sure to know what it was in the future was such a wife move. That's like hubby training 101.

    • @goodanniee
      @goodanniee Год назад +12

      and the fact that he mocked her too😭😭

  • @seawatersyrup5741
    @seawatersyrup5741 2 года назад +30

    Lixian clearly had a blast editing this video

  • @mikesmith6422
    @mikesmith6422 4 года назад +1548

    Milk and Citric Acid: *have a chemical reaction that causes milk to curdle*
    Post Cereal: Oh yeah, this is a good idea.

    • @bruhmyster813
      @bruhmyster813 4 года назад +6

      what else whould make it sour

    • @spartan3924
      @spartan3924 4 года назад +18

      I remember the desire to try Coco Puffs with fresh OJ instead of milk and I tried it multiple times

    • @I_Like_Ike53
      @I_Like_Ike53 4 года назад +2

      Malic*

    • @despacitobruh4026
      @despacitobruh4026 4 года назад +7

      Malic acid is Citric acid.

    • @freddiefezbearwantzyoudead1332
      @freddiefezbearwantzyoudead1332 4 года назад +13

      Despacito you’re not exactly right Malik acid is like what they use for the warheads it’s like stronger and more sour than one citric acid and trick acid in is the acid in the citrus fruits like oranges or lemons so you’re not really right

  • @aidanmuller3358
    @aidanmuller3358 5 лет назад +2916

    Mark: "I don't like this."
    Mark: *continues eating the cereal*

    • @1gbofram695
      @1gbofram695 5 лет назад +64

      It's called, I bought this, put it in a bowl. I will eat it because it's wasteful to throw it out and I'm an adult.

    • @thedirtybandit8785
      @thedirtybandit8785 5 лет назад +5

      @@1gbofram695 R/whooosh

    • @brussailpook8213
      @brussailpook8213 5 лет назад +4

      Like the pogo game lmao

    • @ahhayden
      @ahhayden 5 лет назад +5

      I had this before it’s like bland sour cereal

    • @estoriavibon9216
      @estoriavibon9216 5 лет назад +15

      @@thedirtybandit8785 no, that comment wasn't something to r/wooosh bruh

  • @echo1456
    @echo1456 2 года назад +36

    I love how Markipliers videos just him nearly falling into insanity and also recovering his sanity for the entire video

  • @simoneurbanski7927
    @simoneurbanski7927 7 месяцев назад +17

    I had my subtitles on by accident and tthey're fucking hilarious. whoever did them put different mouth noises every time he takes a bite

  • @zedlarae
    @zedlarae 4 года назад +5575

    Take a shot every time Mark calls them Cabbage Patch Kids instead of Sour Patch Kids

    • @caitlyneichmann6696
      @caitlyneichmann6696 4 года назад +152

      Zandra Jones I spent 5 minutes looking for this comment, why is no one talking about this

    • @ThomasTubeHD
      @ThomasTubeHD 4 года назад +64

      I wonder what a cabbage patch kids would look and tastes like if there's such a thing

    • @0snakeboi085
      @0snakeboi085 4 года назад +85

      ThomasTubeHD
      Cabbage patch kids is a doll brand. They sell dolls, I used to have many of them when I was younger, hope this information helps!

    • @ElementiaYT
      @ElementiaYT 4 года назад +19

      DistortedDreams 666 aren’t they the really ugly ones?

    • @rachel-fy2gv
      @rachel-fy2gv 4 года назад +38

      @@ElementiaYT yeah. a line was pulled a few years ago cause one of them chewed off a child's finger I believe

  • @nancybun9976
    @nancybun9976 4 года назад +3236

    “That’s because I hate myself, not necessarily that I like it.”
    *-Mark not a masochist Fishbach*

  • @hannahgeckle1756
    @hannahgeckle1756 2 года назад +9

    The way Mark tries to be funny and the little way he says "Amy" is adorable

  • @PoemsofaGirl
    @PoemsofaGirl Год назад +10

    Absolutely love Mark asking Amy’s permission 😭❤️

  • @jupitermajor
    @jupitermajor 5 лет назад +302

    why am i watching a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes and critique it in such a soft yet brutally honest way

    • @Pecangaming
      @Pecangaming 5 лет назад +6

      Some body ask for expert advice for wine.
      Others like myself prefer the opinion of an expert on what cereal is best.

    • @thechaoticgamer7865
      @thechaoticgamer7865 5 лет назад +4

      Sour patch kids cereal.
      Sour
      Sweet
      *INDIGESTION*

    • @edgelord975
      @edgelord975 5 лет назад +1

      I was about to comment the same thing but then saw this was the top comment. f

    • @Ty-fl3ui
      @Ty-fl3ui 5 лет назад

      I LITERALLY jusy asked myself the same question xD

    • @soccer3336
      @soccer3336 5 лет назад

      Because thats life in 2019

  • @hitoshishinsou4177
    @hitoshishinsou4177 4 года назад +8204

    Mark: “I like sour things to the point where I make my mouth bleed from the acid”
    Also mark: not a masochist

    • @MicroChibiAxel
      @MicroChibiAxel 4 года назад +90

      Hitoshi Shinsou the moment he said that, I nearly yelled, “Someone else gets it!”

    • @espressodepresso3713
      @espressodepresso3713 4 года назад +36

      This is the opposite of me- I like sweet things to the point where I taste blood or salt

    • @unus-annus
      @unus-annus 4 года назад +18

      i can relate to him on that

    • @kiwi6207
      @kiwi6207 4 года назад +65

      He's not a masochist, he just want to know what if feels to go *_even FURTHER BEYOND!!!_*

    • @shatteredreality_513
      @shatteredreality_513 4 года назад +11

      Can relate from my own experience...I eat extremely spicy foods and love the burning sensation.

  • @owenbelezos8369
    @owenbelezos8369 Год назад +7

    mark: says he's not a masochist
    also mark: says he'll eat an entire box of cereal he finds "very unpleasant."

  • @notdigitalaer
    @notdigitalaer 3 года назад +14

    Let’s all appreciate how mark somehow made a whole 12 minute video on eating one type of cereal

  • @anii5092
    @anii5092 5 лет назад +615

    2012- Amnesia: The dark descent
    2019- Sour Cereal Review

    • @beyondgrim
      @beyondgrim 5 лет назад +1

      I LOVE EDEN. Your profile pic is 💕💕

    • @M2zz0
      @M2zz0 5 лет назад +1

      3rd reply

    • @PeacefulRises
      @PeacefulRises 5 лет назад +1

      People really change

    • @anii5092
      @anii5092 5 лет назад

      @@beyondgrim aww thx lol

  • @jessica.a295
    @jessica.a295 5 лет назад +16696

    did i really watch a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes

    • @jessica.a295
      @jessica.a295 5 лет назад +769

      no regrets tho i guess

    • @MATYFONTES
      @MATYFONTES 5 лет назад +308

      Asked myself the same, answered the same also, this guy is awesome lol

    • @happypluto6870
      @happypluto6870 5 лет назад +404

      No, you watched a 30 year old man REVIEW cereal for 12 minutes

    • @bucket-listadventures9416
      @bucket-listadventures9416 5 лет назад +67

      I asked myself that too, no regrets tho

    • @allreddy3935
      @allreddy3935 5 лет назад +39

      well yes, but actually no

  • @geocube7205
    @geocube7205 2 года назад +12

    When I would volunteer at a food shelf every week, last year, we would CONSTANTLY have this stuff donated to us.

    • @Morrigan855
      @Morrigan855 Год назад +1

      Oh dear, I feel bad for both you guys and the poor people that probably got it in there box or whatever.

  • @user-kn6uf2nw5g
    @user-kn6uf2nw5g 8 месяцев назад +3

    “Smack downstairs” and “hemorrhoid bowl” had me dead🤣🤣

  • @Pochitaa
    @Pochitaa 5 лет назад +6349

    *Literally spending 12 minutes of seeing a grown man eating cereal for kids and acting like his girlfriend is his mother*
    *MARK 100*

  • @BlueStreakStudio
    @BlueStreakStudio 5 лет назад +1762

    Mark: IS IT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DIDN'T WANT YOU TO MAS-
    Amy: KELLOGG
    These are goals.

    • @nuggie4huggie23pp
      @nuggie4huggie23pp 5 лет назад +5

      Blue Streak Studio who’s Amy??

    • @leah1072
      @leah1072 5 лет назад +37

      Jaylon Jackson marks girlfriend

    • @MBeans.125
      @MBeans.125 5 лет назад +5

      I didn't know who Amy was but now I know

    • @BlueStreakStudio
      @BlueStreakStudio 5 лет назад +14

      That's two people who are very welcome for learning Amy's name :P

    • @pyroasura3266
      @pyroasura3266 5 лет назад +2

      @@nuggie4huggie23pp I will smack you if your being serious 🖐

  • @sharkygames7021
    @sharkygames7021 2 года назад +13

    mark: “i like sour to make my mouth bleed”
    also mark: “people might mistake me for a masochist”

  • @EmshrebleArt
    @EmshrebleArt 2 года назад +12

    that sour patch was hanging on what a trooper 10:15

  • @yasukeg4202
    @yasukeg4202 5 лет назад +741

    Mark: "Where are the pens"
    Amy: "In the pen basket"
    Mark: "iN tHe PeN bAsKeT"

    • @samanthaguy1140
      @samanthaguy1140 5 лет назад +5

      I believe he mouthed "where's the pen basket."

    • @shinycheryl6557
      @shinycheryl6557 5 лет назад +2

      I couldnt stop laughing after that and ended up looping it

    • @shinycheryl6557
      @shinycheryl6557 5 лет назад

      @@samanthaguy1140 thats what he meant

    • @patricktan624
      @patricktan624 5 лет назад +1

      I Hope Amy and Mark Getting Divorced!

  • @moricwilson
    @moricwilson 5 лет назад +4374

    Is this his breakdown after playing Pogostuck for over 3 hours?

  • @Quick-Silver206
    @Quick-Silver206 3 года назад +4

    7:43 I live for this weird brand of humor.

  • @EvanUnknown
    @EvanUnknown Год назад +7

    I got a sour patch kids ad while watching this💀

  • @ary3490
    @ary3490 5 лет назад +903

    Nobody:
    Mark, an intellectual: "Whole milk is the only milk that exists. Anything else, *_is water."_*

    • @timeaustumult
      @timeaustumult 5 лет назад +23

      Tyler= Wrong
      Mark=Right

    • @bubblezz.
      @bubblezz. 5 лет назад +26

      Imagine if we unlock the other 98% of milk

    • @_YukoFox_
      @_YukoFox_ 5 лет назад +4

      Kinda true but milk makes me sick so

    • @thejestermesterjtn5087
      @thejestermesterjtn5087 5 лет назад +2

      ''Aaand green,wich is right there,but we don't care about that''
      That's basecaly my life ;u;..

    • @Tomtrocity
      @Tomtrocity 5 лет назад +1

      He's right you know

  • @rileyislame
    @rileyislame 5 лет назад +662

    Legit Amy and mark scream back and forth to each other like an old married couple

  • @karareep7967
    @karareep7967 Год назад +6

    Lixian is a genius for the edits in this video. Such a talent! 🤣

  • @eliferguson3422
    @eliferguson3422 3 года назад +7

    I could see him and Amy being at a restaurant, and him giving a full on description of his meal for like an hour straight.

  • @xXAnimexFreak13Xx
    @xXAnimexFreak13Xx 4 года назад +2125

    Why does Mark's shirt look like the La Croix can 😂

  • @devinwarf9615
    @devinwarf9615 5 лет назад +500

    This is the interaction of a real married couple. Conversations yelled without malice between rooms.

    • @EmGreer
      @EmGreer 5 лет назад +53

      And That’s how you know that Amy and Mark are going to last.

    • @juzyx
      @juzyx 5 лет назад +9

      @@EmGreer exactly like all real couples do

    • @HereFromThere
      @HereFromThere 5 лет назад +2

      MOOR? MOOOOOOOR? MOOOOOOORSS?

  • @amyhosey6910
    @amyhosey6910 2 года назад +4

    The fact that Mark was able to make a 12 minute long video on a bowl of cereal and also have it be entertaining is impressive.

  • @The-Dinosaurs-vb3xx
    @The-Dinosaurs-vb3xx Год назад +3

    I just watched Mark call Sour Patch Kids Cabbage patch kids for an entire 12 minutes straight

  • @CatastrophicGay
    @CatastrophicGay 5 лет назад +449

    no one's gunna talk about the fact that he called them cabbage patch kids like....a million times

  • @camryn6422
    @camryn6422 5 лет назад +595

    “Amy? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?”
    Mark-e-plier-fischbach, 2019

  • @ducky1120
    @ducky1120 Год назад +4

    I love how markelplier has to ask his wife about everything.

  • @makerofeditsmov
    @makerofeditsmov 2 года назад +3

    The mouthing of “in the pen basket” was hilarious 😂

  • @lilyzenooblet3700
    @lilyzenooblet3700 4 года назад +1722

    "I will probably finish this box, but that's because I hate myself, not because I like it." - Markiplier 2019..
    This quote is my life XD

  • @madi_raymond29
    @madi_raymond29 5 лет назад +483

    “That doesn’t necessarily look like a cabbage patch kid”
    -Mark-e-piker Fischbach

  • @TheJStale
    @TheJStale 3 года назад +5

    Mark: I don't like it.
    Also Mark: *Eats more*

  • @ToastyyWasTaken
    @ToastyyWasTaken Год назад +3

    Amy is so sweet she is always helps mark and always responds to him even if she can’t give him a good or right answer

  • @zachmercer1065
    @zachmercer1065 5 лет назад +694

    Mark: “Give me an adjective!?”
    Amy: “...dirty”
    Lol she’s actually perfect for Mark XD

  • @anastasiabaczkowski2440
    @anastasiabaczkowski2440 5 лет назад +1325

    "green, which we don't really care about"
    *Cries in jacksepticeye*

    • @lexdysic5207
      @lexdysic5207 5 лет назад +53

      Anastasia Baczkowski
      “Green is not a creative color”

    • @TheCabalOnMars
      @TheCabalOnMars 5 лет назад +30

      @@lexdysic5207
      "Let's not be creative again."

    • @hero-uf3yo
      @hero-uf3yo 5 лет назад +18

      Don’t hug me I’m scared

    • @NewSinns
      @NewSinns 5 лет назад +24

      *Cries in irish*

    • @anastasiabaczkowski2440
      @anastasiabaczkowski2440 5 лет назад +2

      @Gacha Lizz tá brón orm

  • @liamatlas
    @liamatlas 2 года назад +4

    i love the fact that mark is just like,,, the loving but “dumb” whiny boyfriend

  • @pickles3829
    @pickles3829 3 года назад +5

    Person: why is he crying over taki’s?
    Me: you wouldn’t get it

  • @thehunkyskunk
    @thehunkyskunk 5 лет назад +614

    I literally just watched a 12 minute video of a grown man reviewing a box of cereal

  • @Not_Ciel
    @Not_Ciel 5 лет назад +787

    Mark and Amy yelling back and forth at each other is relationship goals.
    Edit: holy hell, thanks for the likes. It took me 24 hours to get a notification that someone liked it.

    • @jennifermckenzie5632
      @jennifermckenzie5632 5 лет назад +5

      This might be SUPER STUPID but I heard somewhere that Amy and him weren't dating anymore. Is that true?

    • @cvddlies1537
      @cvddlies1537 5 лет назад +3

      @@jennifermckenzie5632 I heard that too :0 But maybe it's just a rumor

    • @StinkRatMiraculer
      @StinkRatMiraculer 5 лет назад

      Ciel ikr 😂

    • @sapphirebrillar8217
      @sapphirebrillar8217 5 лет назад

      Ciel XD ikr!!

    • @Not_Ciel
      @Not_Ciel 5 лет назад

      Jennifer McKenzie I thought he mentioned that he had a girlfriend in one of his recent videos?

  • @sashaleigh6655
    @sashaleigh6655 3 года назад +3

    11:50 This is giving me PTSD from the "Pretzels" video.

  • @nerdpocalypticy638
    @nerdpocalypticy638 3 года назад +6

    I like how amy knew what he was gonna say before finishing at 0:35

    • @G_L_1_T_C_H_Y
      @G_L_1_T_C_H_Y Год назад

      She probably heard him. And it’s funny how he asked his girlfriend this question and she knew the answer.

  • @carterstevenson6009
    @carterstevenson6009 3 года назад +4655

    Eats sour things to the point of bleeding but he’s *NOT* a masochist. He wants to test the limits of his mouth.

    • @sodapop2836
      @sodapop2836 3 года назад +58

      That sounds kinda rainbow

    • @rex2546
      @rex2546 3 года назад +32

      that's the only way to eat sour things tho you either dive in or you are a wimp

    • @maker0824
      @maker0824 3 года назад +11

      No it’s because sour things are amazing and not super many people think that so you have to dramatize it
      (Yes I know I’m responding to a joke)

    • @darkrockman2389
      @darkrockman2389 3 года назад +3

      @@maker0824 true

    • @MrShazaamable
      @MrShazaamable 3 года назад +8

      He just respects the p o w e r .

  • @WorriedtheCircusDemon
    @WorriedtheCircusDemon 5 лет назад +502

    Mark and Amy's talking is the best part of this whole video XD

  • @unlivablecastle
    @unlivablecastle 3 года назад +4

    Mark: Probably because I hate myself
    Also mark: I'm not a masochist!

  • @j.a.w.5020
    @j.a.w.5020 2 года назад +1

    "It's not that it's bad. It's that I don't like it."
    Words of a genius.

  • @DieManDust
    @DieManDust 5 лет назад +510

    7:03 Mark: "Everything else, is WaTeR"
    Alcoholics: "Oh, thank God"

  • @dondeestalacoochie1989
    @dondeestalacoochie1989 5 лет назад +720

    *Mark:* cabbage patch kids
    *sour patch kids:* -am I a joke to you?-

    • @Hadeks_Marow
      @Hadeks_Marow 5 лет назад +5

      Dad: No, you're not a joke. . .
      . . . you're a cereal.

    • @sofiavictoria7898
      @sofiavictoria7898 5 лет назад +1

      That one youtuber 》》 yes

    • @Hadeks_Marow
      @Hadeks_Marow 5 лет назад +1

      (continued):
      Jokes are meant to be funny, not sad.

  • @entity1263
    @entity1263 Год назад +1

    3 years later to the party and just watching this. Shits hilarious

  • @TherosNotFound3x332
    @TherosNotFound3x332 Год назад +2

    This man made me drink milk when in allergic
    Now my allergy is gone
    Mark is king

  • @sethyfuehrer8084
    @sethyfuehrer8084 5 лет назад +297

    "Im all about crap cereals... AMY AM I IN FRAME?!"
    "im coming!"
    They are adorable

    • @Alilili
      @Alilili 5 лет назад +2

      when?

    • @sethyfuehrer8084
      @sethyfuehrer8084 5 лет назад +2

      @@Alilili when did he say that? I think right after he poured the stuff. If not right before

  • @alykatevans9941
    @alykatevans9941 5 лет назад +605

    80% of this video is Amy practically being marks mom

    • @alexdraco9926
      @alexdraco9926 5 лет назад +34

      Remember when he locked her out all night i just kept flashing back to that everytime she spoke

    • @alykatevans9941
      @alykatevans9941 5 лет назад +4

      @@alexdraco9926 oh my god yes

    • @mr.vargas5648
      @mr.vargas5648 5 лет назад +2

      I wish I had a mom. :(

    • @irencsak
      @irencsak 5 лет назад +2

      I was looking for this comment lol

    • @alykatevans9941
      @alykatevans9941 5 лет назад

      @@mr.vargas5648 whoa

  • @torstenscott-hildebrand5854
    @torstenscott-hildebrand5854 Год назад +1

    Mark truly loves his zooming ins.

  • @lemonheadoo7
    @lemonheadoo7 4 месяца назад +1

    6:57 Let me blow your mind Mark... Raw milk, straight from the cow, filtered and refrigerated only. Everything you love about whole milk, turned up to 11.

  • @itsprit1234
    @itsprit1234 5 лет назад +468

    Mark: Was it Kellogg or Post that didn’t want you to ma-
    Amy: Kellogg

    • @Logan58581
      @Logan58581 5 лет назад +27

      amy saved the monetization for the vid

    • @tairrendaly5855
      @tairrendaly5855 5 лет назад +9

      Watch Adam ruins everything if you dont understand

    • @shaylafey
      @shaylafey 5 лет назад +7

      It was such a fast response too

    • @afrokween8752
      @afrokween8752 5 лет назад

      That was so fast😂😂😂

  • @probsjosh631
    @probsjosh631 5 лет назад +828

    Mark, yelling in Amys general direction: WAS IT KELLOGG OR POST THAT DIDNT WANT YOU TO-
    Amy, already knowing what question Mark is asking: KELLOGG

    • @damian9303
      @damian9303 5 лет назад +16

      He actually got cut off at mastur

    • @jeshcar
      @jeshcar 5 лет назад +9

      @I don’t like Lgbt people Why are you homophobic?

    • @AdamFord152
      @AdamFord152 5 лет назад +5

      @I don’t like Lgbt people how old are you? Usually this behavior comes from 3 year olds that only like their parents and grandparents.

    • @alexiadickson7758
      @alexiadickson7758 5 лет назад +2

      @I don’t like Lgbt people I'm Pansexual

    • @probsjosh631
      @probsjosh631 5 лет назад +2

      What the hell happened in here

  • @spooktunes3437
    @spooktunes3437 Год назад

    The custom subtitles make this video even funnier XD

  • @ulilliareinhart3659
    @ulilliareinhart3659 2 года назад

    The sour patch kid falling into the bowl with the music and sound effect sent me haha

  • @paulina11
    @paulina11 5 лет назад +672

    “We don’t care about green”
    *cries in jacksepticeye*

    • @hawkwako5273
      @hawkwako5273 5 лет назад

      Oh wrong person sorry

    • @Bananafloopa
      @Bananafloopa 5 лет назад

      Where's jack!

    • @idkwhatagoodnameis0
      @idkwhatagoodnameis0 5 лет назад +3

      rip JacK

    • @the_expidition427
      @the_expidition427 5 лет назад +4

      "Green isn' a creative color"
      Only some will get that reference.

    • @judyadawy3548
      @judyadawy3548 5 лет назад +1

      Did you mean in jacksepticeyes video because " cried IN jacksepticeye" is misleading 😂🤣😂😂

  • @tania8409
    @tania8409 5 лет назад +1770

    Mark: “I’m drinking WHOLE milk” “cause it’s the only milk that exist”
    “Everything else IS W A T E R”
    Me: **bows down in respect**

    • @DavidFrostbite
      @DavidFrostbite 5 лет назад +31

      THE ONLY MILK. T H A T E X I S T S.

    • @t.v.8863
      @t.v.8863 5 лет назад +10

      PEPPAAAA WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN THE COMMENT SECTION???

    • @sneakyrifle5031
      @sneakyrifle5031 5 лет назад +10

      Tyler: NO! THAT'S DISGUSTING!

    • @pbrn2533
      @pbrn2533 5 лет назад +4

      I bowed down as well cause I thougt that was a Woter Sheep reference

    • @kittyblossom5756
      @kittyblossom5756 5 лет назад +15

      Well I guess I drink almond water then since I'm severely lactose intolerant

  • @lilmisssydnis1
    @lilmisssydnis1 2 года назад

    The sour patch kids falling from his mouth with the editing SENT ME.

  • @Misty_Dawn
    @Misty_Dawn 3 года назад

    I fricken love Lixian! Best editor out there! ❤️

  • @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720
    @semprequevoceleroscomentar4720 5 лет назад +256

    "Amy?? Can you come tell me if my heads cut off?"
    -Markiplier,2019

  • @strawberrybonbon5943
    @strawberrybonbon5943 5 лет назад +820

    "Doesnt look like a cabbage patch kid"
    Who's gonna tell him...

    • @andrea-desu3578
      @andrea-desu3578 5 лет назад +8

      LOL!!!🤣🤣

    • @nateking6042
      @nateking6042 5 лет назад +1

      💀😂

    • @quityappin9596
      @quityappin9596 5 лет назад +6

      yeah im not from the us what does this mean

    • @colemaxc
      @colemaxc 5 лет назад +27

      Salt Fam it’s a sour patch kid not a cabbage patch kid 😂 cabbage patch kids are dolls

    • @quityappin9596
      @quityappin9596 5 лет назад +1

      @@colemaxc no i get the sour patch kid part... was that really it?

  • @PaulineluvsEmma
    @PaulineluvsEmma Год назад

    The subtitles on most of Marks videos make them so much better lmao

  • @coltforceplayz5285
    @coltforceplayz5285 3 года назад +1

    Cabbage Patch Kids were toys in the 80s that were basically dolls you can take care of

  • @jakkrieser991
    @jakkrieser991 5 лет назад +1212

    I just watched a 30 year old man eat cereal for 12 minutes

    • @iamacircusfreak7367
      @iamacircusfreak7367 5 лет назад +16

      It’s Pretzels all over again. XD

    • @brandonleu5905
      @brandonleu5905 5 лет назад +19

      We’ve seen this grown man do much stranger stuff, pole dance, or contemplate a banana for 5 minutes.

    • @PudWhacker
      @PudWhacker 5 лет назад

      😂😂

    • @bingosquad1fan814
      @bingosquad1fan814 5 лет назад

      r/woosh

    • @iwillcry
      @iwillcry 5 лет назад +2

      LeBron is GOAT you mean watching a 30 year old man zooming in and out for 12 minutes

  • @KniferJ
    @KniferJ 5 лет назад +375

    *200 sourpatch kids were injured in the making of this video*

  • @elijahrlsammons7216
    @elijahrlsammons7216 Год назад

    I love how personal this felt! I was rotfl half the video... especially the captain crunch joke, very relatable.

  • @NevaehWinter15
    @NevaehWinter15 7 месяцев назад +1

    “You take two bowls of Captain Crunch, you won’t have teeth.” - The wise words of Markiplier

  • @noahbrown4879
    @noahbrown4879 5 лет назад +1051

    Mark: "You can't buy this in store."
    Me: "I bought this in Walmart back in February."

  • @matthias_4587
    @matthias_4587 5 лет назад +282

    Mark:Whole milk is the only milk
    *Tyler busts through window*
    Tyler: SKIM MILK BEST MILK

    • @Ethereal-ss3jh
      @Ethereal-ss3jh 5 лет назад +9

      Dunno about you, but nothing beats 2%.

    • @axitorium
      @axitorium 5 лет назад +4

      Big Number 9 almond milk is happy time

    • @heathermcginley807
      @heathermcginley807 5 лет назад +3

      I read best milk as breast milk for a second, think i need glasses

    • @TylerDollarhide
      @TylerDollarhide 5 лет назад +3

      ANYTHING OTHER THAN WHOLE MILK IS WATER!!!

    • @emmu4095
      @emmu4095 5 лет назад +1

      1% milk. *dramatic voice* Lactose free

  • @botstonvick9254
    @botstonvick9254 2 года назад

    THIS WAS INCREDIBLY HELPFUL THANK YOU!!!!

  • @JeanelleTrembly-jf8yn
    @JeanelleTrembly-jf8yn 7 месяцев назад

    I loved the sound that the pen cap made when he pulled it off the end. 😂

  • @thatmomentwhen597
    @thatmomentwhen597 3 года назад +4980

    Drink every time he calls them “cabbage patch kids”

    • @last_brain_cell_bob4854
      @last_brain_cell_bob4854 3 года назад +151

      I fucking passed out

    • @J4s._.b33
      @J4s._.b33 3 года назад +67

      Well this ain’t gonna end well

    • @shadowgaming2422
      @shadowgaming2422 3 года назад +40

      I drank my soda everytime he called them that-

    • @peansu5460
      @peansu5460 3 года назад +46

      you'd die from alcohol poisoning halfway through the video

    • @boopsauce2516
      @boopsauce2516 3 года назад +34

      Alright, I'm doing this. I'll update later lol
      Edit 1: oh boy here we go 2:26
      Edit 2: I have a very low alcohol tolerance and I need to stop now lol