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  • Опубликовано: 7 янв 2025

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  • @sarawiberg6691
    @sarawiberg6691 2 года назад +2027

    Jack is truly the best narrator for these subreddits. The beautiful mix of discomfort and humor makes me smile every time.

    • @0_Mars_0
      @0_Mars_0 2 года назад +10

      Did you forget about Lexi 😐

    • @sarawiberg6691
      @sarawiberg6691 2 года назад +29

      Lexi is fun too, but to me Jack is funnier. If you prefer Lexi that is good for you. After all Lexi is a great narrator too.

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 2 года назад +36

      @@0_Mars_0 they said for THESE types of subreddits, bud. Id rather not put Lexi through that 🤣

    • @Insanebehaviordude
      @Insanebehaviordude 2 года назад +28

      @@Tw0Dots yeah, let's keep lexi in cute stuff and Software gore lmao, just for her sanity (not that it's going too well anyways 💀)

    • @charlier.k4934
      @charlier.k4934 2 года назад +5

      Interesting, I completely disagree. Robyn to me makes the videos funny, Jack does the opposite and i find him so annoying and try-hard. As soon as i click and I hear Jack's voice i usually leave the video...

  • @giantpinkcat
    @giantpinkcat 2 года назад +970

    Important note about rping:
    Asking for consent to it and be considerate about how the person/people rping/not rping with you feels. - ✅️
    Randomly going into someone's dms and speaking in creepy asterisks. - ❌️

    • @vincentfreddoyle7555
      @vincentfreddoyle7555 2 года назад +127

      OOOOH ROLEPLAYING I thought you were censoring r+a+ping

    • @giantpinkcat
      @giantpinkcat 2 года назад +51

      @@vincentfreddoyle7555 Well the second example with the X is basically kinda the online equivalent to that lol.

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 2 года назад +104

      Now they’re going to start using **pees on you with consent**

    • @tiredasexual_8334
      @tiredasexual_8334 2 года назад

      @@kurapikakurta1997 **pees on you wihh consent**

    • @davidthecommenter
      @davidthecommenter 2 года назад +46

      **sneaks into reply section**

  • @littlerayoflemons
    @littlerayoflemons 2 года назад +910

    Barely a minute in. That slurping sound threw me for a loop, and now I’m crying hysterically. Thank you, jack.

    • @LuseTane
      @LuseTane 2 года назад +13

      Your comment had 99 likes and me making it 100 satisfied my day

  • @ameliarekosh2836
    @ameliarekosh2836 2 года назад +761

    That poor guy sending the shower texts seems like he's socially awkward and is terrified of offending someone. Ive definitely had similar moments 😅

    • @miuiruma69
      @miuiruma69 2 года назад

      he also sounds like the type of guy to think he's going to be accused of rape for merely hugging a girl, either stereotypes and all that or knowing WAYY to much about rape and SH/SA and being paranoid
      I once read up on every single SA law in the US in 2017 and in some states an unexpected kiss on the cheek counts as SA, with all the luck in the world I could lock up my mother for SA and what crime it is for SAing a child specifically, only rlly focused on Adults and older since kids are a whole new can of worms

    • @BauhauF
      @BauhauF 2 года назад +38

      I’ve had that too many times, i hope we all become not awkward someday

    • @dadmitri4259
      @dadmitri4259 2 года назад +24

      I would be wondering why someone has their phone in the shower with them

    • @mrtrollnator123
      @mrtrollnator123 Год назад +14

      I'm socially awkward but I would never in my life say something like that

    • @wantedbird55srandomchannel28
      @wantedbird55srandomchannel28 Год назад +7

      ​@@dadmitri4259Waterproof I guess.

  • @tthebeasty1
    @tthebeasty1 2 года назад +110

    “This is not sexual harassment” what an amazing quote

  • @simonpetrikov3992
    @simonpetrikov3992 2 года назад +456

    Surprisingly I think I still can talk to someone better than the people in this video after a pint of whiskey

    • @strawberry_milk6q
      @strawberry_milk6q 2 года назад +5

      not when ur slightly drunk

    • @simonpetrikov3992
      @simonpetrikov3992 2 года назад +30

      @@strawberry_milk6q tbh it was a joke which basically meant that their posts are so terrible and cringe that I can do better than them while drunk

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 2 года назад +25

      A mega pint, would you say?

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 2 года назад +1

      Sad to need alchohol...

    • @astateofstasis
      @astateofstasis 2 года назад

      @puteqx ??

  • @Youraverageartist874
    @Youraverageartist874 2 года назад +599

    Wow these are really stupidly hilarious, also Jack’s voice makes this Reddit even better

    • @tylern6420
      @tylern6420 Год назад +1

      people from ohio bruh 💀

  • @nefwaenre
    @nefwaenre 2 года назад +135

    The way Jack dismantled the entire post of that dude at 14:47 with facts and facts only. Jack, you have my respect for life~!!

  • @dustbinsauce11
    @dustbinsauce11 2 года назад +83

    “pees nervously”
    *help*

    • @shadow_of_thoth
      @shadow_of_thoth 2 года назад +17

      **pees confidently**
      How can I be of assistance?

  • @wackyanimations3326
    @wackyanimations3326 2 года назад +62

    10:04
    i can confirm i can read dog language. i have a dog listening license. most dogs are actually quite mean, even the cutest ones. this one seems to be by one of the smallest of puppies, for it is very loud and aggressive. they are reciting the entire bee movie script.

  • @vulcanist
    @vulcanist 2 года назад +293

    I physically grimaced at the thumbnail for this one. I still can't believe people like this exist.

    • @thephony1651
      @thephony1651 2 года назад +7

      I personally metaphysically grimaced at it

    • @siliswest498
      @siliswest498 2 года назад +4

      **pees nervously**

    • @vulcanist
      @vulcanist 2 года назад +5

      @@siliswest498 how could you do this to me?

  • @slyar
    @slyar 2 года назад +36

    5:43 "Aww, buddy... I took a screenshot" Killed me

  • @jazzyj7834
    @jazzyj7834 2 года назад +227

    It's truly sad to see that so many people don't understand the order of operations when it comes to relationships.
    Generally, if you're looking for a sexual partner rather than a potential friend, you'll usually end up with neither. But if you look for a friend, you have a chance at ending up with both. The healthiest relationships are when the couple are best friends. So make all the friends in the world. One of them will be your perfect match. And this is literally why so many women take the approach of "looking for friends" on tinder / in the dating world. They innately understand this.

    • @nazaninsoltanpour6254
      @nazaninsoltanpour6254 2 года назад

      that or ya know, if they want s* x so much then pay a s*x worker or have one night stands?

    • @juanausensi499
      @juanausensi499 2 года назад +40

      I personally endorse this advice.
      Just be nice to everybody. It's really that simple.

    • @momosuke_
      @momosuke_ 2 года назад +8

      Completely agree! That's how I met my partner 。◕‿◕。

    • @karlissulcs3822
      @karlissulcs3822 2 года назад +14

      As I've always said - the best relationships start from a friendship. It has always been true for me.

    • @Kuraikoamiki
      @Kuraikoamiki 2 года назад +15

      "I've been friendzoooooned." No buddy, you never had the potential for more ahhhh. Jazzy i love your advice cuz it is so true. Friendships turning into more are such a wounderfull way to grow closer with people. And having this internalized by itself while meeting similar thinking people can also go chaotic ways from hookups over to mutualy realising that a friendship works way better with years of keeping contact. The love of simply getting to know people goes a long way.

  • @angryeelz
    @angryeelz 2 года назад +110

    I had this friend (keyword, HAD) right?
    Little backstory. I'm a lesbian, he's a straight man.
    So, first of all, he was SUUPER creepy whenever I'd send him some of my art, always making really gross sexual comments about it and stuff, and I'd tell him off and he'd just get super pissy and all.
    But that's not what this was about.
    He asked me out plenty of times, even one time going so far as to say "if you ever find out you're not a lesbian, im open yk" like.. dude, fuck off?
    And the absolute best part about this, is he claimed to be progressive. He'd talk about how he wasn't misogynistic and respected womens' choices, and then would turn around the MOMENT he was rejected or broken up with, harrass the poor girl to no end, and go on this whole rant about how "waaah im hopeless waaaah all women suck waaaah I hate women waaaaaaah"
    I remember this one time, he came to me (I have BPD) about how to "deal with someone" who has the disorder, so he could date a girl. I gave him some tips and advice, and when she broke up with him because he was IGNORING SAID ADVICE AND BEING A COMPLETE ASSHOLE, he'd turn around and call her things like bitch, cunt, not to mention "fuck women".
    Anyways, I blocked him promptly because he doesn't deserve a kind and heartfelt explanation, and I didn't feel like being guilted and manipulated into feeling sorry.

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 2 года назад +19

      It's good that you blocked him

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 года назад +7

      @@The_Blue_Ender fr 😟

    • @jade.g07
      @jade.g07 2 года назад +8

      You did the right thing bestie.

    • @jacobhafar538
      @jacobhafar538 Год назад

      The fake progressives are the worst dude, such manipulative lying assholes. Sorry that happened and more sorry that stories like this seem so common
      Edit: damn, this shit’s a year old my bad

  • @RumbleDelta
    @RumbleDelta 2 года назад +207

    Imagine having _showers_ mansplained to you.

    • @FuntimeFoxyOFC
      @FuntimeFoxyOFC 2 года назад +7

      Couldn't be me

    • @xinfinite8698
      @xinfinite8698 2 года назад +8

      "mansplained" lmao we really making up words for random stuff

    • @RusistyoSPN
      @RusistyoSPN 2 года назад +51

      @@xinfinite8698 that phrase has been around for awhile

    • @Moetron_V2
      @Moetron_V2 2 года назад +6

      What does mansplained mean? I’ve heard the word quite a lot yet dont know what exactly it means /gen

    • @iamacatperson7226
      @iamacatperson7226 2 года назад

      ​@@Moetron_V2 basically, someone really dumbing something down and explaining something like the person you're talking to is a complete moron who eats food with their knees

  • @impracticalnuke
    @impracticalnuke 2 года назад +76

    Jack's out here flipping switches I don't even know I have on and off like the chaotic god he is.
    I love it.

  • @Fehru
    @Fehru 2 года назад +86

    I remember meeting my first ever real incel(s).
    First day atthe university, we kinda start our classes. It was like over 150 boys and apparently 6 girls.
    Obviously I started talking with one of the girls. Were able to hear from others guys "what are they doing here" as "omg, girls" along with some "ew, girls here" lol. Understandable u dont go all in and talk with everyone but maybe dont do such loud comments like this.
    Anyway, one chubby boy (kinda looked like a young teen, still with acnes, no signs of beard, short enough to be on my bust height - no shaming, just describing) came closer to us and introduced himself... In quite long way.
    Dunno how but in 3 ppl conversation in 5 minutes he went into topics like virginity, sex, how he wants a virgin girl over everything, how he would treat her, especially in bed, etc.
    If it was a text convo, he would definitely use asterisks.
    Week later he asked me out. I had (and still have) problems with transport, as I live in a village outside the the city and struggled everyday with getting back home.
    He asked out to go to cinema and dinner he'll pay for. Problem with transport? No problem, let me put u in a car with 5 other unknown to me guys so they will get me to my home.
    I only said I'm not interested in relationships rn. Which was true anyway.
    He had the audacity to call me bitch and continue that on uni's forum on fb. And whinne how "new girls" are bad and bitchy, lol.

    • @angerestingfuckyou
      @angerestingfuckyou 2 года назад +20

      This was at a university? I expect this type of behavior in like middle school

    • @ladyalicent705
      @ladyalicent705 Год назад +3

      Girl idk what type of university you’re attending, but if that shit happened at my uni and you told someone, that guy would be out of there faster than Next Day Shipping

    • @alfsleftnut9224
      @alfsleftnut9224 Год назад

      @@angerestingfuckyou Honestly I think thats just what happens when gender ratios are massively inballanced

  • @thatguyintherain3168
    @thatguyintherain3168 2 года назад +148

    When I saw this in my notifications I got the biggest smile on my face because I knew we were in for a wild ride.

  • @mrchugbug9735
    @mrchugbug9735 2 года назад +16

    5:44 “you took a screenshot” how to tell someone they are being a clown without telling them

  • @julianmarrymepls8451
    @julianmarrymepls8451 2 года назад +194

    I'm a closeted demi boy, and I really enjoy playing games. Today, an incel came to me, and tried flirting, but it just sounded like these messages. it just made me feel terrible. Flirting with a goddamn window would be less awkward.

    • @princesspentagram3458
      @princesspentagram3458 2 года назад +16

      Flirting with a window I don't know why but reading this made me laugh so hard I'll have to keep that one in mind for future reference thanks for the laugh sorry that person made you feel terrible though

    • @aguilar2461
      @aguilar2461 2 года назад +11

      What's a demi boy?

    • @perssaukko6641
      @perssaukko6641 2 года назад +18

      @@aguilar2461 Someone who feels they're partly a boy and partly something else, like nonbinary for an example

    • @waldi7080
      @waldi7080 2 года назад

      @@perssaukko6641 🥱

    • @DarthKater311
      @DarthKater311 2 года назад +6

      @@perssaukko6641 so…..confused? You can’t be non binary and binary at the same time lol

  • @Bramswarr
    @Bramswarr 2 года назад +38

    It really is unfortunate that simply being a decent human being is so novel that people are skeptical if it is true.

  • @JadeyCatgirl99
    @JadeyCatgirl99 2 года назад +8

    10:15
    That's doggo for a super wholesome message encouraging that nice lady to keep being herself. It was a good dog who sent that. Thank you for including one uplifting screen shot.

  • @DanDoesStuffs
    @DanDoesStuffs 2 года назад +51

    I'm not even 2 minutes into this video and I'm getting so much second hand embarrassment that I'm close to imploding

    • @9895_
      @9895_ 2 года назад +5

      Same, second hand embarrassment sucks

    • @bannedinairports9619
      @bannedinairports9619 2 года назад +4

      Y’all are lucky, I already imploded. 😔

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 2 года назад +8

      Imma cringe myself into oblivion.

    • @jacksvacssafety2620
      @jacksvacssafety2620 2 года назад +2

      @@thatguyintherain3168 me too

    • @thatguyintherain3168
      @thatguyintherain3168 2 года назад +5

      @@jacksvacssafety2620 ngl, oblivion is a great game, I'll happily cringe myself into it :P

  • @boo-bees
    @boo-bees 2 года назад +58

    One time i had a girl flirt with me by reading the romeo and Juliet balcony scene off her phone. We had met an hour earlier. Gayest shit that’s ever happened to me and i’ve dated women

  • @hermitcat2022
    @hermitcat2022 2 года назад +8

    "you don't want an equal partner, you want a subordinate". Sums them up

  • @viridian-
    @viridian- 2 года назад +31

    These ones make me feel better about being autistic but also make me terrified of ever trying a dating app.

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 2 года назад +6

      same here, but I don't have to worry because my phone is filled to the fucking brim with games I always play so I don't want to uninstall them

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 года назад +2

      my thoughts exactly

    • @Vincent_Val3nt1n3
      @Vincent_Val3nt1n3 4 месяца назад

      Same. Although i only use dating apps to troll people and send them pictures of pigeons

  • @le_chat420
    @le_chat420 2 года назад +27

    EmKay is enjoyable. Incels aren't enjoyable. Don't be an incel, be a EmKay.

  • @Kabo_
    @Kabo_ 2 года назад +15

    These hurt my soul, this is why I refuse to put a selfie on social media

  • @chubbychicken2412
    @chubbychicken2412 2 года назад +52

    I'm so glad I'm too scared to talk to women to do anything like this

    • @Cookiekopter
      @Cookiekopter 2 года назад +3

      thats even worse in my opinion

    • @arialash1113
      @arialash1113 2 года назад +3

      Don't worry I'm sure you'll find someone chubbychicken2.

    • @funnythief3330
      @funnythief3330 2 года назад +5

      chubbychicken2 dude I’m a chick and I purposefully talk to guys. Like I really don’t mind holding a conversation with someone so long as it ain’t creepy like this entire video or even remotely similar.
      Tbh tho, you’ll find someone, don’t worry. It’s just a matter of time.

    • @AnonymousApexio
      @AnonymousApexio 2 года назад +5

      @@funnythief3330 Nah, the thing isn't that some guys can't hold a conversation, it's just that in our day and age it's pretty hard to not come across as creepy if you just try to talk to a random woman at a caffe or something.

    • @funnythief3330
      @funnythief3330 2 года назад +2

      @@AnonymousApexio ahh. I see now. Well, I don’t think that’s a male problem, I believe that’s a feminine problem.

  • @reginaldmustardbacon5866
    @reginaldmustardbacon5866 2 года назад +128

    Darn it like because of how good the narrator sounds it really really sells the scummyness even more

  • @decepticusprevails
    @decepticusprevails 2 года назад +15

    You know you've fricked up when the solar panel message is the only normal one of the bunch lmao these dudes not just thirsty they're straight up dehydrated 🤣

    • @bored8157
      @bored8157 2 года назад +5

      They need a whole ocean to quench their thirst 💀

    • @ZoobiethePopplio
      @ZoobiethePopplio Год назад +1

      The shower one was just really awkward

  • @mirabellablack6234
    @mirabellablack6234 2 года назад +10

    15:50 is LITERALLY the plot of every "rags to riches" story out there

  • @LincolnVincent
    @LincolnVincent 2 года назад +18

    If you can get through this video without cringing terribly you're officially not human.

  • @DataLeak06
    @DataLeak06 2 года назад +6

    3:53 bro should’ve auditioned for Cicero from Skyrim 😭 s tier vo work

  • @Texascowboy68
    @Texascowboy68 2 года назад +33

    Jack makes this subreddit a little less cringe inducing, thanks jack. Hope you enjoy your week mate.

  • @myrielt
    @myrielt 2 года назад +20

    3:29 I have never cry-laughed so hard at Jack more than this moment here

    • @roxassora2706
      @roxassora2706 2 года назад +4

      Him reading "baby needs milk" reminds me of that fish from SpongeBob

  • @janiexoxo
    @janiexoxo 2 года назад +9

    “Drooling” in quotes makes me deeply uncomfortable

  • @thisnameisfalse9477
    @thisnameisfalse9477 2 года назад +4

    People like this turn me off, be a better person, your not gonna get a date by saying "GivE Me mILkYs" and after they reject you, take it like a champ and dont insult them because it only deepens your fall from man to slob

  • @madiz4228
    @madiz4228 2 года назад +8

    0:53 I was just listening to Jack and not reading the screen here, and tbh I thought this dude was about to say “just when I thought you couldn’t get any more attractive, you turn out to be a girl!” And I was thinking r/suddenlygay

  • @maximillian1109
    @maximillian1109 2 года назад +5

    Platonic love is so rarley shown in media that I get why people don’t realize its an option. Doesnt remove the social and sexual harassment though.

  • @voidboi2831
    @voidboi2831 2 года назад +6

    10:10 well I’m not a dog expert but if a canine is growling and snarling at you, this is a sign to back off. What seems to have happened is the dog must’ve stolen a phone and is getting territorial over the thing they stole.

  • @Ssp1der_Dance
    @Ssp1der_Dance 2 года назад +48

    LMAO 2 seconds in already I'm laughing👌

  • @poisonedkilljoy9304
    @poisonedkilljoy9304 2 года назад +5

    TW: discussion of emotional abuse
    the post in 14:47 you wanna know why people fall for abusive fucks? because they start off playing the role of the most attractive person ever (personality-wise). charming. witty. caring. attentive. showering you in love and affection (love bombing). they do this BEFORE being shitty to you. get you hooked. then act like this in between being shitty to you, to keep you trapped.
    obviously it works more if you’re…not doing great and need that attention and reassurance, but that’s what they do.
    people respond to emotional manipulation because the point of emotional manipulation is to get people to respond in whatever way you want. and it sucks.
    and lets them hurt you in the worst possible ways.

  • @noxnox-e9s
    @noxnox-e9s 2 года назад +36

    This is why I date girls tbh. A little more drama sometimes, but less of this sh^t.

  • @obnoxiousbluebird6634
    @obnoxiousbluebird6634 2 года назад +3

    10:05 loosely translated
    "I am a socially awkward, never been laid loser who thinks making dog noises is charming and I fully expect the woman to see it as a compliment and giggle demurely behind her tiny, feminine hand"

  • @SuntopKinseeker
    @SuntopKinseeker 2 года назад +2

    8:21 Scooby Snax Smash?! Thank you for that visual.. OMG and I lost it. :D

  • @cursed-cat9126
    @cursed-cat9126 2 года назад +4

    2:16 somehow this is THE most normal one, he just wants to set up solar panels

  • @kateemma22
    @kateemma22 2 года назад +4

    Nice save, shower guy. Nailed it. Ten out of ten. Wanna go have a cold shower and sit on the floor and cry in it?

  • @Mausmoth
    @Mausmoth 2 года назад +4

    The way he screamed "TOO GOOD" fucking ended me 😂

  • @therealblacktronempire1987
    @therealblacktronempire1987 2 года назад +3

    6:33 "Are you still without a new game, Duke? Maybe you should try getting a job!"
    *"I already have a job!"*
    _Megadeth starts playing_
    *"I run a meme page!"*
    _Megadeth intensifies_

  • @boomgirlbucko
    @boomgirlbucko 2 года назад +9

    Barefoot and pregnant is a way to say he wants a girl who is vulnerable, helpless, and completely in his control. Because it’s harder to run barefoot… As a girl I am very uncomfortable with that _thing’s_ energy

  • @laurabaumgartner3085
    @laurabaumgartner3085 2 года назад +8

    It's not that I didn't want a relationship, it's that I didn't want a relationship with you!!

  • @yesssint7243
    @yesssint7243 2 года назад +7

    Some advice for everyone. If you are ever texting someone and are starting to feel strong emotions, stop, and watch one of these or sadcringe or the like. Then think to yourself, what I want to say to that person, does it sound like these people? If it does, if a little, rethink rethink rethink

  • @zzynneth
    @zzynneth 2 года назад +9

    3:47 this dude really became Cicero

  • @athenianlily9840
    @athenianlily9840 2 года назад +9

    0:43 I'm about 50% sure I know that guy, and, if that's the case, he definitely fits in this video.

  • @rituEllie
    @rituEllie 2 года назад +4

    I had one of these experiences. He was considered by most women to be a good looking guy and seemed like a pretty normal person outwardly. Well that went out the window when we started talking in private and I suddenly understood why he couldn't get a girlfriend to save himself. He was SO painfully creepy and awkward towards women when he liked them, and any hint of unreciprocated feelings sent him into this self-deprecating-yet-outwardly-aggressive shame spiral. It was fucking wild. Noped right on out of there and found out that this was just how he was with girls and that he was a major incel. Dodged a bullet I think but I hope he got the help that he obviously needed, think he wasn't very mentally well.

  • @gamma747
    @gamma747 Год назад +2

    Beautiful. That robot voice threw me off guard & made me absolutely LOSE it!!

  • @draupnirplays8074
    @draupnirplays8074 2 года назад +34

    LMAO I CANT STOP LAUGHING I LOVE THIS SO FAR

    • @Koff33.
      @Koff33. 2 года назад

      I love this even further

    • @no-bk4zx
      @no-bk4zx 2 года назад

      i love this the farthest

    • @MoonlitGecko
      @MoonlitGecko 2 года назад

      I love this the farthestest

  • @enjiniakimiko1305
    @enjiniakimiko1305 2 года назад +20

    fr tho, I love the hilarious takes on each case here (the funny and cringe effect is just perfect), but I find Jack's morsels of thoughts scattered in this vid so valuable, I'm starting to think he's a therapist of some sort. 🤣😅

  • @Vashe_Nf
    @Vashe_Nf 2 года назад +2

    some of my friends say they can't get a date, when i watch those i just realise why some of them don't.

  • @forgotten_frostbite2492
    @forgotten_frostbite2492 2 года назад +2

    “LEARN MORE VERBS!!” Is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while XD

  • @thehunter6706
    @thehunter6706 2 года назад +152

    damn there are many incels, but does that mean there are femcels out there? lmao awesome video

    • @F1r3fly_0
      @F1r3fly_0 2 года назад +74

      Look at r/nicegirls, there are a lot

    • @stoplossmr
      @stoplossmr 2 года назад

      femcels dont exist ( female incels)

    • @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn
      @Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn 2 года назад +30

      There are femcels

    • @kurapikakurta1997
      @kurapikakurta1997 2 года назад +23

      r/nicegirls

    • @stoplossmr
      @stoplossmr 2 года назад +8

      @@Iwanttoblowmybrainsoutrn if u mean they cant get the most attractive men, then yea, sure.

  • @AuroraIaroruA
    @AuroraIaroruA 2 года назад +7

    1:10 Is literally the average Xbox 1 chat, well along with screaming of racial slurs in parties

    • @NoahGooder
      @NoahGooder 2 года назад

      also possible your mom riffs

  • @DrRwWwWrRr
    @DrRwWwWrRr 2 года назад +4

    I would rather go back to my existential dread than ever have to deal with any of these people ever.

  • @heheimacarrot1207
    @heheimacarrot1207 2 года назад +8

    thank you jack, im now going to call all my future hookups "bang buddies"

  • @corsaircarl9582
    @corsaircarl9582 2 года назад +1

    If my shower doesn't feel like someone is dunking molten aluminum on my back, is it even a shower?

  • @ASweetShortCake
    @ASweetShortCake 2 года назад +7

    2:18 Why does this sound like the average cartoon character when they have a crush?

  • @Un_prønøunceable
    @Un_prønøunceable 2 года назад +6

    Jack honestly makes these sooo much better. I literally wouldn't laugh at these if I had seen these in any other way lol

  • @redfang2364
    @redfang2364 2 года назад +5

    My soul has left my body at the final few seconds of Buzz Lightyear. It was a short clip and yet...the way his form was distorted in that animatronic state...it was like staring into the void and those abyssal horrors become aware of your presence, and you're powerless to change it.
    18:46

    • @NormalMew
      @NormalMew 2 года назад +2

      lmao i thought like nobody watched the end

  • @maryleethefox8642
    @maryleethefox8642 2 года назад +4

    I dated an incel a few years ago, Never doing that again for many many reasons.

  • @LARVAenEspanol
    @LARVAenEspanol 2 года назад +30

    I love you all even if I don't know you, and I hope that whatever you're doing gets better. I hope that your life gets better and that you feel loved for who you are. I love you guys!!! ♥ 💖💗💓💞💕

  • @Calamibee
    @Calamibee 2 года назад +5

    3:21 how schools think people have to talk like

  • @milkuetea
    @milkuetea 2 года назад +4

    I can feel the **tips fedora** from all of these messages

  • @idiomasentusiasticos7954
    @idiomasentusiasticos7954 Год назад +1

    I’m not sure if he was an incel or on the road to it, but I gave him my number because I felt bad (he was autistic and had no friends).
    He ended up stalking me on campus. He would text me later saying shit like “you looked great today” and “I liked your outfit”. When I saw him on campus he just wouldn’t come up to me. He would just… watch.
    Then he would tell me that I was the most important person to him, and things like he didn’t know what he would do without me.
    Pretty sure he was on the road to inceldom with how he was stalking women then immediately had a sudden obsession.

  • @deejmix7510
    @deejmix7510 2 года назад +6

    4:19 why did I imagine him saying that in cartman’s voice

  • @PlagueCat-000
    @PlagueCat-000 Год назад +3

    3:40 ever since he lost Excalibur he never been the same

  • @aetherinfuse
    @aetherinfuse 2 года назад +5

    I wasn't ready for the life advice but am I glad we got it

  • @emeraldelder1557
    @emeraldelder1557 2 года назад +3

    ALLLLLLL this crap is exactly why I don't try to find relationships because no matter who or what your into there will always be ppl like this

  • @Stick_and_stone
    @Stick_and_stone 2 года назад +5

    3:28 woah wait, Jack is actually good at voice acting
    That was good.

  • @rozzypozzy8906
    @rozzypozzy8906 2 года назад +2

    Your commentary on this has me in tears, well done

  • @namelessnavnls8060
    @namelessnavnls8060 2 года назад +4

    Imagine _not_ treating a woman like a living sex doll or a cookie cutter duplicate of the absolute worst individuals out there.
    And then imagine treating her as.. **GASP** EQUAL? A NORMAL HUMAN, EVEN?
    That'd probably expand these guys' prospects by so much that their heads would explode.

  • @god_is_good5203
    @god_is_good5203 2 года назад +19

    Bro the voice acting is 12/6

  • @davidhg117
    @davidhg117 2 года назад +5

    1:32 basically how tinder works

  • @Milk-ck1wv
    @Milk-ck1wv 2 года назад +3

    0:38 this dude is like a role player

  • @JewelWildmoon
    @JewelWildmoon Год назад +2

    Boyfriend-in-law had me chuckling 😂

  • @elvenstar32
    @elvenstar32 2 года назад +1

    OMG... you killed me with the "I'm pretty (AAAHHH!!!) cute"... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @sussyboi4558
    @sussyboi4558 2 года назад +21

    "This is a bucket"
    "Dear god"
    That subreddit in a nutshell.

    • @dino_sores4298
      @dino_sores4298 2 года назад

      What?

    • @sussyboi4558
      @sussyboi4558 2 года назад +3

      @@dino_sores4298
      "this is a bucket"
      "Dear god"
      "There's more"
      "No"

    • @dino_sores4298
      @dino_sores4298 2 года назад

      @@sussyboi4558 That specified absolutely nothing
      I understand the reference but what is the context?

    • @sussyboi4558
      @sussyboi4558 2 года назад +3

      @@dino_sores4298 the subreddit is full of text conversations like that

  • @nocturnemusique
    @nocturnemusique 4 месяца назад +1

    I believe this genre of videos is “psychological horror”

  • @jacksvacssafety2620
    @jacksvacssafety2620 2 года назад +5

    After watching this, I lost some more faith in humanity I didn't know I had.

  • @greenape5855
    @greenape5855 2 года назад +3

    This is honestly one of the best subreddit for Jack

  • @glonk9192
    @glonk9192 2 года назад +7

    i feel like i gained 60 lb just watching this

  • @thatbloodyspy
    @thatbloodyspy 2 года назад +3

    "I don't wanna ever hear you all say women are the hormonal ones" isn't that just everyone?

  • @Nahyoudontgetthat
    @Nahyoudontgetthat 2 года назад +4

    I quote *pees nervously* in group texts! Always gets a laugh!

  • @TightSweaters4
    @TightSweaters4 2 года назад +3

    I have never been so... disturbed, and it's all thanks to that second post. Thank you for showing me true fear.

  • @indegomontoya244
    @indegomontoya244 2 года назад +13

    Sometimes I feel like these incel videos are just zoo exhibits for the internet

  • @Cendimix
    @Cendimix Год назад

    3:31 this dude single handedly makes me regret having ever used the word greetings at any point in my life

  • @noidontwantnumbersinthis
    @noidontwantnumbersinthis 2 года назад +3

    7:05 yeah it's great until you're the only single one in the friend group and you still can't hold a conversation somehow

    • @sillijk
      @sillijk Год назад

      That's me 😢

  • @music.is.my.therapy3
    @music.is.my.therapy3 2 года назад +4

    Thank you Jack for understanding consent and how to respect women.

  • @goobertron9132
    @goobertron9132 2 года назад +1

    "Criminal, crim!"
    had me ROLLLINGGGGGH

  • @Sh3llyXD
    @Sh3llyXD 2 года назад +3

    i was just drawing and listening then i hear- 17:49 and i instantly look to my computer- bro😭💀