Bill is clearly ADD: "man I'd have chicken cutlets with lemon squeezed on them..." "man I was thinking chicken dumplings. Chicken dumplings are good, aren't they good?" "Yeaaa, chicken dumplings are good"
My last meal, peanutbutter sandwich and grilled shrimp. So I can go into anaphylactic shock force the guards to save me because by law they have to and in turn rescheduling my execution. If I’m going out, I going to be difficult.
you probably go through all the stages of acceptance before that. or maybe some people would. granted most people on death row are probably crazy in the first place.
Last meal is bought by the prison for the inmate to make him "forgive" the guards. Really thought, I suppose its to give the sentenced something positive to think about before dying so they wouldnt totally break down during the procedure.
This is the second clip I've ever heard of Paul Virzi. In the first I thought "Fuck, his delivery sounds so familiar. Could it be a Billy Burr knock off?" Currently: no doubts!
They've been good friends for a long time, and having the same group of 4 bestfriends since we were about 10 (were all late 20s now) and my wife always says that sometimes she feels like my friends have stole my sayings and jokes, like no we all have the same ones hahaha
If I had 20 years to sit and think about the horrific shit I'd done and the fact that I was going to be killed, I could probably learn to accept it enough to ask for a whole pizza, a fuckload of ice cream, and wash it down with a gallon of some sugary drink. Hopefully when they injected me I'd puke up a trashcan full of dominos and leave that legacy behind.
When Bill says "you got enough guys!" That shit kills me haha
Daddysports79 I lost it
Same. Lost it.
I love their chemistry. Would be great to hang out with these dudes.
Yeah they shoot shit real well. they're like the same dude, with some different views in a way lol
Bill is clearly ADD:
"man I'd have chicken cutlets with lemon squeezed on them..."
"man I was thinking chicken dumplings. Chicken dumplings are good, aren't they good?"
"Yeaaa, chicken dumplings are good"
"YOU GOT ENOUGH GUYS" 😂😂🐐
Their Dangerfield impressions crack me up always
"How ya doing sweetheart"
I died so much laughing about the glass red wine part so much I dead. HAHAHAHAHAH
YOU GUYS DO STUFF TOO.
Hahahahaha
how u doing sweetheart XD
The Dangerfield bit within the bit is genius
holy shit that was hilarious, that could be a bit right there
Bill and Paul are hilarious. I could listen to this shit all day
This needs to be turned into a sketch
I haven't laughed this hard in my life
why do you all have the same clothes on? do you all call each other?
My last meal, peanutbutter sandwich and grilled shrimp. So I can go into anaphylactic shock force the guards to save me because by law they have to and in turn rescheduling my execution. If I’m going out, I going to be difficult.
This is the pettiest thing I've ever read I fucking love it.
Mad Lad for sure
that is one of the best clips of mmpc
bill you should work on it and put in in your next special!
This one got me
Duuuuude hella funny omg, wish I could drink with them
i just shit my pants how hard i laughted.i've love them
I also never understood the last meal thing. I'd be so sick with anxiety, I wouldn't be able to eat anything.
you probably go through all the stages of acceptance before that. or maybe some people would. granted most people on death row are probably crazy in the first place.
Last meal is bought by the prison for the inmate to make him "forgive" the guards. Really thought, I suppose its to give the sentenced something positive to think about before dying so they wouldnt totally break down during the procedure.
this was hilarious! thanks for sharing
Fucking shot my bowl and bong water all over my garage
You got enough guys?
How you doing sweetheart 😭
😂😂
This is the second clip I've ever heard of Paul Virzi. In the first I thought "Fuck, his delivery sounds so familiar. Could it be a Billy Burr knock off?"
Currently: no doubts!
They've been good friends for a long time, and having the same group of 4 bestfriends since we were about 10 (were all late 20s now) and my wife always says that sometimes she feels like my friends have stole my sayings and jokes, like no we all have the same ones hahaha
God damn i need more friends like this. I can talk about food for hours!
lmao this was f'n hilarious. I could have that convo all day.
"Last meal" - wikipedia
Yeah, I looked it up.
Last meal? Thanksgiving, of course. Make the fuckers work.
Which actor is Bill Burr impersonated every time he says "that's rough one, you know?"
Elvis Marimon I think it's Rodney Dangerfield.
haha thanks man
Goddamn.... yup a nice dousing of Buffalo Trace would be nice. I meant right now btw.
I've never understood this last meal thing.
If I had 20 years to sit and think about the horrific shit I'd done and the fact that I was going to be killed, I could probably learn to accept it enough to ask for a whole pizza, a fuckload of ice cream, and wash it down with a gallon of some sugary drink. Hopefully when they injected me I'd puke up a trashcan full of dominos and leave that legacy behind.