Ep 467 - El Podcast Secreto (feat. Marlon 'Chito' Vera & Luis J. Gomez)
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
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@@godsingodsin8408 how do you say autism in Spanish? Because you got it brother
Can you guys please challenge and demand Luis J. Homo to fist fight me? 🙏 I'll fly myself out and pay all expenses. Do the right thing Luis and fight me.
Why’d you copyright @BasementThings
yall gotta hit the https on yo links in the description
See ya in Wilkes Barre
"5'5" but a refrigerator. Full of Elk" Chito funny as hell man
😂😂
Haha confirmed Rogan is 5'5. Hilarious he's been claiming 5'9 all these years
@@yehheapsmadaybut yeah no way he is 5'9" unless he is in 4 inch heels
@@ukobWhat? The mothership is doing dragshows now?
"he's one eye away from being blind" 😂
Chito seems cool as hell
Love your page 🐷 😂
Always has been. I picked him to beat O’Malley last second cus of his fight week energy 🔥
@@AJScrapsjust put 100 on him cause of this pod
@@yogert96ngl im a big o malley fan but chito has a very good chance to beat him, good bet
He become my favorite after he broke doms nose who was my other favorite 😅
Chito has legit comedian brain. Goes straight for the comparison, yes ands stories, improvs jokes, calls Luis gay. He’s got it
and its his second language. dudes pretty likeable, most fighters are one dimension and super ego/machismo driven
Him explaining being blind sucks, saying "close your eyes, that's your new life, that sucks" is so funny
That’s because of the Ecuadorean culture, we literally take the piss out of each other all the time. It’s how we communicate 🤣
@@estefanoramirez2546facts! As a corny southern white dude, I appreciate Latin American culture more than any other. Worked construction for 12 years and loved working, talking shit, cooking out, and drinking with the sickest guys from El Salvador, Ecuador, Peru, and all over Mexico. Funniest part is they all shit on the Guatemalans, LOL
@@FarsonArson”you’re missing one eye, you’re one eye away to don’t see nothing” fucking got me. 41:25
"I fuggin' eh-step on you face until you MELT" is now permanently burned into my memory.
NOBODY FUCKS WITH THE JESUS
bruh furreal lmao i'm gonna be repeating that to myself for years
Im dying 😂. Dude is hilarious, and in a second language too!
14:45 Chito saying he'd stomp Shane until he melted killed me 😂
I laughed out loud in the subway, and once I got to work my friend said he noticed me in the subway and asked what I was laughing about. After explaining he gave me a awkward look. I told him It was funnier when the UFC fighter said it. And he kept looking at me weird. o__o I realized I sounded insane. lol
@ojo7456 your buddy aint a dawg
@OrdnanceTV if he lives in a place that uses subways his friends probably a 60 lb undercut in a band tee.
Brother I laughed embarrassingly loud on my hiking trail!!!
@@Mojo_Dojo333 welcome to real life dawg, youll get used to that.
"they're great guys, they have a job, they don't say the n-word" Chito is hilarious
I lost it when he said that
28:40
I was at work throwing trash into the dumpster and almost doubled over laughing. Legit it would take a comdey genius to come out with an amazing line like that.
Sounds like something that Theo Von would say out of nowhere.
Hands down funniest podcast. Chito was hilarious
Damn Gomez and Chito is a solid ass guest duo
Honestly, they mesh so well. Luis is writing up a contract to do a pod rn.
He doesn't call himself the point guard of podcasting for no reason
@@trendybistrohopefully he doesn't shit the bed like he did with Bisping. Haha
For sure! I'd watch a weekly pod of these 3, and they could throw in all different types of guest from football, MMA and comedy every week.
Yawn
Chito sounds like if Matt was doing a Mexican accent 😂😂😂
😂
Bro now I can't unhear it 😂
Matt Vera
Matt after his south america ayahuasca experience
@@johndcoffee632I’m now cracking up at almost everything Chito says 😂
Chito: “Fasting will kill every cancer cell in your body.”
Shane: “Shit.”
😂😂
“Ari looks like a guy you could spit on and he’d fall” chito is funny as heck
I hate Ari and this made my night 19:24
@@ZeranZeranantisemite!
The joy in Shane’s face when Chito calls that show gay is absolutely beautiful
totally. time stamp that!
11:03
The lads know what’s up
10:58
And when he said Ari would fall if you spat on his face. So funny
Chito saying joes tight jeans are probably tactical and stretchy 😂😂 i never knew how funny he was
Yeah and did that stretchy gesture like he's wearing tights
The best part is joes jeans are actually stretchy so hes ready at all times lmao
Shane speaking Spanish is full on Kenny Powers
under rated comment, brotha. XD
He's basically The Draven
Lol the likelihood of that being why Shane knows any Spanish is very high
@p3rpNZ he says before he lived in Spain for 5 months I think
@@opluxna2120 Ah that's true I forgot it
If you listen on audio you can pretend Chito is just Matt doing an accent and it works
The Guatamalan Shaman.
Holy shit it actually does lmao
hahah holy fuck
youre a genius
I knew I wasn’t alone on this!
I think it’s mandatory that Chito is on the cast at least once with Matt around. Matt would have Chito dying and vice versa
The Shaman and Chito is a match made in heaven
"give me the milk" not even 2 minutes in I'm crying 😂😂😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
LMAOO
Danny Duncan loves saying that shit lol
@@6lbBassFisherman-zp6dtdoes it really haha how do you say normal milk then
Long Latin pause on that one
Lmao
This is the best guest appearance this year hands down Chito is hilarious.
How is a UFC fighter funnier than 99% of comics on podcasts
Shane being genuinely proud of Luis when he's asking good questions was so funny. Chito is the best podcast guest. He's funnier than most while english is his second language.
I’ve seen enough of Shane to know that he is NOT tough. Big and probably strong, but he’s a soft crybaby.
@@MrBuketman He's a sweet baby boy
@@MrBuketmanright? He’s got one move and it’s Lenny from Of Mice and Men 🤣
@@GenericScreenName808 😆
i mean he did do a mma pod for years
"He's only got one eye. He's one eye away from not seeing nothing."
This made me laugh out loud at work.
That Mexican rat king 👑 lmao
I just showed my great grandkids the "standing on the gravitron" episode, this is gonna be LEGENDARY
MINDFREAK 🪄
Living in the future today
"sit down you little queers.. i have a story for you"
How old are you?
@@Victor.Oliveira129 I’ll be 67 next week
This is an incredible and unexpected group.
Chito is a legit Dawg ☝️
Emojis are gay
@@ETAisNOWyour dad's gay
I like chito but Should be sandhagan’s fight he fucked chito
He’s legit funny af
💦💦💦💦💦
I was gonna pull for O'Malley until I listened to this pod. Chito is the man
BW is stacked at the moment
Exactly the same!
They would honestly be good mates too haha if they werent fighting i reckon
tbh these days I just pull for it to be a good fight, no bullshit stoppages, no injuries, and no hugging, let fighting win
Chito is the man but based off current fights and the skills I think O Mally dominates
I WISH we could see Chito and Matt together talking about fasting
And mushies
Chito is a DAWG. His line about spitting on aris face had me howling.
I love when Shane agreed with Chito that Rogan is 5'5" 😅
Shane picturing in his minds eye getting chased down a busy street by chito is my favorite mental image.
Shane going to end the episode and me checking to see 30+ minutes left made my week
Chito is cool as hell. Certified DAWG
WHO LET THE DAWGS OUT??
Chito is so sweet then the next sentence he is talking about turning heads into mush. 😂
Money man lol
Benditos sean los perros 👨🏻
❤
I love you for this comment
El Big Dawg con el Gran perro!😂😂😂 imaginese si estuviese el pinche shaman del Matt McCusker
El mago está ocupado lanzando hechizos en Texas! 🧙🪄🪈
Amen, hermano
Luis J Gomez the point guard of podcasting
luis getting funnier with age
“I step on your face until you fuckin melt” HOLY SHIT WAS I CACKLING. This episode was hilarious
I never knew that I needed a Luis/Chito show until right now. Gas Digital, make it happen.
Long form pods with MMA fighters are the best way to get to know them. I went from being lukewarm about Chito to him being my favorite 135er in about 20 minutes. All praise be to the pod.
Rejoice DAWGZ we get a early Sweet treat 🧁🧁
Nom nom nom 🐷🐷🐷
Ouuuuu a tasty treat from the head DAWGZ
Fuck that, Gomez is almost as unfunny as Bert, gotta skip this one
Let us feast
@@zaclikescauliflower2877he sucks obviously but, Shane is funny af with his jabs
Dude when Chito confused the word “goth” for “alter boy” I was crying laughing
Chito loving Adam Sandler rules.
Hispanic love the waterboy. Like no joke.
Please do more podcasts with Chito! He's so funny and I want to see Matt and him riff together! Solid guest!
“Two cups get you drunk” what a sweetheart.
Hes like 150 pounds
Cups is hilarious
wait until you meet what a cup of wine means to wine drunks. it's like two bottles
Damn, Glad the Shaman spared himself from this HIGH TEST EP! 😆
He may have never been the same
He’d be geeking over chito
He's actually there, just off camera, smiling nervously.
Whaaaat hell nah
I gotta say Matt would have loved Chito's healthy lifestyle advice. That dude is inspirational.
O’Malley is openly talking about being a degenerate in an open relationship/has clearly fallen into a comfortable position-Chito comes on the pod and rocks the fucking house, permeating absolute DAWG energy, and seems confident as shit whilst simultaneously maintaining a relaxed composure.
Money on Chito.
if chito was to beat a champion in bw, it’s sean. this match up is great and i think vera’s experience in the later rounds will win him it
I was not expecting Chito to be so good on the mic this was awesome
The funniest part of this whole episode is Chito asking if Rogan is 5'5".
He's dead on too
bwaahahahahahahahahahahahaha. I say more like five foot even
“Killing people is not cool… but for a million bucks” lmaooo
Luis J Gomez breaking out Les Miserables for his song is fucking great 😂😂
Luis scared to correct chito on saying Luis Gomez 😂😂
"i wont let my homie walk around stinking like that" Chito is a fuckin real one
"I fought for 80 bucks."
Chito reminds everyone else why he's a fighter and we're not.
He’s seems like a cool guy to chill with
*Slinks into work chair for the most enjoyable part of the day*
Exactly what I'm doing 😂
Currently heading to the hiding spot rn 🍻
Haha yesss 😂
You guys have jobs?
@@CankleCankleright? Lmao
wow trio of unexpected guests. I WANT TO SEE LUIS DO COKE MAGIC WITH CHITO
Today I learned that Chito is f***ing hilarious.
The part where he said he’d beat O’Malley in a kickboxing fight aged like milk on an Arizona sidewalk😂
I think all the dabs & mushrooms got to him. Lol. He definitely did not seem with it in that fight.
I’m seeing Shane live on Saturday and I feel like a young boy on a Christmas Eve
Lucky
As soon as these come out I drop everything and watch it’s an addiction at this point.
Duh
T-Porn level
Chitos missed joke of saying Rogan is full of elk was fn gold
I love this Mexican matt
cemented it when he said “im a metrosexual”😂
@@emilioarrondo4885he and Matt would probably be great friends😂
He’s not Mexican
It went right over your head @@chadgrov
@@carlgibson593 how are you a fan of shane gillis
Hope all the dawgs out there are leading productive and successful lives. God and the dawgs are with you, move in love my brothers. 🎉
Chito's the man gotta have him back to hang with the shaman
I like how they are thawing out those frozen hamburger patties on the table
❤😂 didn't even notice
Pretty sure those are cup coasters
@@richsoul5437 no they are definitely 100% frozen hamburger patties. There’s no way they would put a stack of coasters on a table that’s just crazy talk..
@@Krow943 sarcasm to mask your poor observation, I’ll entertain it…
@@richsoul5437 its not that deep fam. im here for you if you need someone to talk to though.
1:01:50 Chito starts to talk about how he is going to get SMOKED by Sean. Good call
Shane drunk fighting rogan makes me so happy
The puffco making a guest appearance on MSSP is something I didn’t think I’d ever see
Ong was dying when chito of all guess pulled that bit out
@@randomkid4898that wasnt no bit fool he just smokes 🤣
How great is it the Dawgz got such a tough guy to join the pod! Also great that Chito could be there as well! 😆
Just secured 6 tickets for myself and the bros to see Shane in January! Praise be the DAWGZ on this glorious occasion!
Lucky! Presale sold out entirely for both stops in my state. i cant wait to hear the new material. Gonna get up early to buy during general sales
Gay
@@invntiv man it was like pullin teeth to get these tickets. Fucking scalpers made it difficult, but they added a late show. I somehow got a 4 person table top and 2 seats in another section.. good luck!
Chito is hilarious!
Ok, Chito is officially my favorite fighter ever. “*he’s prolly mixed with a cow*”lmaoooo
Matt solo episode: “We need to figure out the origin of pain in our own perceived vales, like we are all animals getting devoured in our own institutions, it’s crazy”
Shane solo episode: “Hola fuckers!”
Been on a MSSP binge at work lately and getting a fresh pod with one of my fav fighters!?! I just wish we got to see Chito floored by Matt’s antics.
If Chito say who let the dogs out in his speech, Shane has successfully infiltrated the NFL and UFC 😂
30:50 this was a serious “chill chill chill” from Shane lmao
Lol I didn’t catch that, then he says he went to see happy Gilmore multiple times
damn
Why the chill? I assume he didn't want to say anything related to chitos daughter? Bru, I would want to steer clear from that branch of jokes too
I can only imagine how awesome it is to be Spanish speaking then learning English really well and understanding so much about English speakimg culture like Chito does. He is so intelligent its nuts. He catches on to so much of our culture its crazy and he seems to enjoy it. Ive always wanted to learn another language like he has while being able to grasp it well enough to enjoy the little intricacies of the language that makes it more enjoyable. He has very good vocabulary even if he has a strong accent but context if any language is key to understanding jokes and culture. Some guys that speak Spanish then learn english seem so confused when you start joking or using phrases that we as Americans or English speakers use. Context is the key not necessarily grammer. Ive seen so many conversations like this fall flat or go south real fast cause the person who learned English as a second language doesnt catch on to context and nuances of the language until many years of steadily learning the language.❤❤❤❤ Mad resoect to Chito for doing so well in MMA and speaking English which is not an easy language. Sometimes native speakers cant even find the words to describe something properly. ❤
gomez singing section was pure and i thoroughly enjoyed it. needs to happen on more pods
The guests we didn’t know we needed
We don’t make those comments here
You are what's wrong with the world.
@@bmthornellMatt’s alt?
@@bmthornellwe don’t make those comments here either. OR THIS ONE
@@Walrus286but I think I see a lotta law breakers out here tonight
Minute 2, and Shane whips out the perfect Madrid español. We are blessed.
If you know any Spanish you know his accent is absolute trash but chito’s a real one and tells him it’s great
If you know any Spanish you know his accent is absolutely brilliant and chito’s a real one and tells him it’s great
If you don't know any Spanish you don't know his accent, and Chito doesn't exist
I know the most espanyol
This was awesome, chito is naturally hilarious
Dying laughing at Chito's story about Bisping. Seems like a cool guy.
Coke so good it has health benefits 🤣🤣
What a treat the rattle snake and the bull with a fighting lad! This is special!
Praise to Paimon for this incredible gift. Praise him!
Lol. Spirit-King simpin'.
Silence you gay demon worshipper! The power of the dawgz compels you
That was some high quality podcasting. You guys rock
That jacket makes chito look enormous 😂
I had my headphones in not listening and thought marlon was just Matt doing an impression of a Spanish guy
I will write a letter everyday until Matthew McCusker has a Wikipedia page
God damn good to see luis back on, coke magic and graviton were hilarious
"Are you in your forties yet?"
Sad day when matts not in the ep , he is probably actively avoiding those texas snakes
"you talking about an alter boy?" "No Chito thats a victim😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤!"
Chito might be one of the best guests ever.
Lewis reminds me of that uncle that gets drunk and aggressive at every family meeting
Chito is among my favorite fighters. Love seeing him on the pod!
I can't wait for Chito to tko O'Malley again. AND NEW!!
Cheeto is low key funny AF
This episode deserves so many more views.... Luis j, Shane, and chito is hilarious. I didn't know how funny chito was until I saw this
Hearing Cumia get mentioned by actual funny people still makes my heart all warm.
Glad he gets to kick it with Rogies and all the new boys behind the scenes. He put up with a lot of shit like working with Opie and then getting cancelled. Without getting cancelled I could envision him and Jim Norton going on lots of podcasts together. They were one of the best comedic duos
Love Chito. Good luck dude.
2 of my favorite comedians!..... and Luis.
Chito and Luis. Wow, What a great ep
Chito being on shrooms calling Rogie to tell him he got in a car crash is one of the funniest concepts ever
I havent heard Luis J in quiet some time. I love Shane Gillis and i love Chito ever since his first dealings on JRE. This podcast was perfect❤ I dont have the opportunity to keeo up with podcast anymore like i did when i was a truck driver. Last time i listened to Louis or Luis J was when he was with Michael Bisping who is someone else I love listening too.