POV Neil Cicierega is lost in an empty building with you

Just ignore the fact that Jim's voice is different every time. Yes, Neil uses telekinesis to control the knife.
This would've been a A Heist With Markiplier thing but I don't have enough energy for it. So until I sell my soul to Satan, enjoy whatever this is.

[@TextbookSadass]

Original sources (that I know of)
"So dark!" - Ancient Aliens (Spirit Phone)
"Help" - Beyond Believability: FACT Or False (Guaranteed Video)
"This is the empty building-" The Only House That's Not On Fire (View Monster)
"Cold and alone!" - Chipmunks Redub (Unofficially Available On YT)
"Too much light!" - No Eyed Girl (Spirit Phone)
"Let's see.. toothbrush, soap, tampons, glue, hmmm.." - Chipmunks Redub (Unofficially Available On YT)
"I think it's time for you to know the awful truth.." - Touch Tone Telephone (Spirit Phone)
"Good god!" - Chipmunks Redub (Unofficially Available On YT)
"I'll never die! Jim let me go.." - Eighth Wonder (Spirit Phone)
"Uhh, where should I start? Umm.." - Why I Haven't Been On RUclips Lately (Miscellaneous)
"I want to kill you!" - Chipmunks Redub (Unofficially Available On YT)
"This is the Ultimate Showdown!" - Ultimate Showdown (Single, I think)
*following scream* - Why I Haven't Been On RUclips Lately (Miscellaneous)
"He died!" - When He Died (Spirit Phone)
Btw, I love this sm

[@everyonelicksthesamerocks]

"This is the empty building-" is from Aurora Borealis from IABC
"We must not fear" Christmas will be soon, IABC
"OH-" Bill Watterson, View Monster
"Baby we can open eyes-" CryptoSanta, IABC
"Really really really sharp knife-" Knife Fight, View Monster
"Oh God, something went wrong" CryptoSanta, IABC
"We may just slightly lose our way" The Ocean, View Monster
"It will be fine okay, I do this all the time and nothing could go wrong"
Aurora Borealis, IABC
"The man in stripes and glasses" The Man in Stripes and Glasses, View Monster
"Where's my knife?" Knife Fight, View Monster
"STAB!" Knife Fight, View Monster
"-is dead" Jaws, Nature Tapes.
those are the ones that I know!

[@TextbookSadass]

@@everyonelicksthesamerocks
Infinite thanks lmao

[@everyonelicksthesamerocks]

@@TextbookSadass no problem [: there are still some I didn't get but someone else will probably know them

[@everyonelicksthesamerocks]

@@TextbookSadass update, currently trying to find more, ill edit my comment when i do

[@TextbookSadass]

@@everyonelicksthesamerocks
Aight

[@ValeElPatetico]

When Neil said:
"DIEEEEEED
he dieeed
_j i m_ IS DEAD!"
My soul ascended, thank you

[@leyulis8882]

The strong DIEEEEEEED killed me

[@whatthewhatthe9117]

Rip jim you were the best kidnapper

[@gvnlessktchn]

the use of the high note from when he died was genius
also i need to see a full version of ultimate showdown but every name is replaced with neil cicierega or man in stripes and glasses, and every weapon is replaced with “really really really sharp knife”

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

YES

[@SaturnSpinosaurus]

my mental state is declining rapidly

[@anthosayssmth]

ah yes everything is going as planned :)

[@crazykitty2954]

Yeah same honestly

[@siri7228]

That makes two of us ig

[@cheestickz]

please keep on slaying. this isn’t the @saturnspinosaurus i know, the @saturnspinosaurus WE know

[@buddy6507]

I can see that

[@Fairyfied]

Transcript:
[Really heavy breathing that just goes on for the whole video]
So dark!
(Footsteps)
Help! This is the empty building, we must not fear!
(Door opening)
AAAAAAAAA
,,,,Oh! Creaky door-
(More footsteps)
Cold and alone!
(Footsteps a door opening)
(Baby?)Maybe we can open eyes-
TOO MUCH LIIIIIIGHTTT
(Footsteps and another door opening, footsteps)
Let’s see… Toothbrush? Soap. Tampons,,, glue, A REALLY REALLY REALLY SHARP KNIFE-
(Footsteps)
Oh God…. Something went wrong!
(Footsteps)
I think it’s time….for you to know… the awful truth…
We may,,,, (just slightly) _just slightly lose our way-_
BUT WE’LL BE FINE, OKAY!? I do this all the time! Nothing could go wrong-
(Footsteps)
Follow the trail of blood!
(More footsteps)
GOOD GOD,,,,
The man in stripes and glasses,,,,,
The man in stripes and glasses (MSG): MWUAHAHAHAHAAA
Neil: ILL NEVER DIE!
(Footsteps)
Neil: Jim let me go….
MSG: *NO!*
Neil: Where’s my knife? Uh, where should I start, uhmmmm,,,, I WANT TO KILL YOU!
MSG: YOU MUST DIEEE!
(Knifes being drawn and clashing)
Neil: This is the ultimate showdown…. *STAB!*
(Stan noise, Neil yelling “dieeeeeee”)
MSG: AaaaaAAAAWAAAAAAHUGHAAAAAAHUGHAAAAAAAA
Neil: He died! That Jim is dead! :D

[@emmamaki5862]

Most compelling narrative I've seen in a long time (and great use of voice clips & various neil expressions)

[@lorigilbert795]

Emma maki do they know your Neil Lost in the Mall video? They would love it.

[@juicepox_x]

This feels like a fever dream lol

[@wiltingwillows]

as someone who recently had a fever dream this is very realistic

[@silverstar9001]

Missed the opportunity to use “Knife Fight” at the end- 💀💀💀 BUT I LIVE FOR THIS VIDEO

[@louise629]

Well they used the "STAB" from knife fight

[@DaniParre]

And also “A really really really sharp knife”

[@liminal5180]

this is a classic, we should pass this video down from generation to generation and immortalize it

[@pyroheheehheeeee]

YES
(i stole matt from DSaF quote Yes)

[@JC-es2qr]

if mr cicirega ever saw this i think he would be very proud

[@toby6634]

WHO IS BREATHING SO HARD😭

[@mothbrainedindividual]

you, the viewer

[@KUYAMIN]

i can feel my arteries closing

[@TheMoonFromThe1890s]

Is there a tiny man in there?

[@jasperthefish]

i’m closing your arteries

[@youraunt]

both of us are now closing your arteries

[@EtherealWonders1216]

Late at night?

[@meli_lemon_real]

so realistic!

[@yourwhitebreadboyfriend8778]

YOURE EVERYWHERE

[@meli_lemon_real]

@@yourwhitebreadboyfriend8778 true!

[@lolmiser]

@@meli_lemon_real you are every where

[@maxrich9933]

i thought i was actually in an abandoned building with neil cicierega aka lemon demon /j

[@youraunt]

@@maxrich9933omg me too

[@alacazam5803]

Rip jim we will forever miss you

[@cryptid221]

Amazing use of all the voice clips, I love this :3

[@anthosayssmth]

ayeee! 10k views! Can't believe a lemon demon shitpost will be my first video to blow up.
I am working on another one of these type of video, it will take a lot longer but it will be worth it.
Thanks for the 10k, the Neil clones in my basement is very happy :)

[@PelucaGoingWild]

"Too much light" 💀💀

[@angeygirl]

There's too much effort in this. Excellent job

[@incorrectchoice]

One of these ends up in my number one recommended spot every day and I laugh my butt off every time. This one is very high effort for what it is haha

[@DoverMatchaErrors]

this makes me so happy

[@st4bmovies]

rip Jim you were a brave soul 😞

[@jumblemanjumbleman]

The fact that this was posted on my birthday makes this even better

[@Julia-jk4hw]

this is like playing with dolls as a kid

[@randomperson8304]

Maybe Neil is a doll!??

[@brightboi4291]

I once read a fanfic where you were trapped in a walmart. You come across Neil during a ritual, summoning Jaws the demon while singing Nature Tapes tracks.

[@youraunt]

where can i read that

[@squidbrain9950]

I cried authentic tears watching this. Beautiful. 10/10

[@iskipple2136]

this video is indescribable, and I love it

[@theunbreakableback723]

who was the 1 person who disliked the video

[@anthosayssmth]

Jim, probably

[@gabrielfehlau8626]

It has the most songs I like in one vid

[@mccharmlys]

this is my favorite video of all time

[@EtherealWonders1216]

🎶Jim let me go!🎶
n o
Where's my knife...

[@zenby2985]

This is amazing

[@swishoemi]

let's see, toothbrush, soap, tampons,
*Blue*

[@slayuxls]

This video changed my life

[@anthosayssmth]

man I'm so sorry

[@lucify8143]

I hate this stupid video because I always think about it in the hallways and start laughing like I'm crazy

[@daesendri]

I had a 4 hour sleep and decided to watch this

[@samantha_hill_123]

These are my fav videos on the internet

[@itsalwaysnight0768]

Creaky door 0:14

[@vatrea2143]

thank you. thats all i have to say

[@gachaheart2.0]

Imagine if this is the only proof of humans in the future.

[@1Vinnylicious]

i’m crying in a good way

[@ackount2384]

I lost it at the random "the man in stripes and glasses"

[@PopROCKER_DAYYMMM]

“All dreams have meaning”
My dreams:

[@churrbumm]

what.

[@anthosayssmth]

:)

[@kojismiles]

c r e a k y d o o r

[@MI_Jadecraft]

This is a masterpiece

[@freshcupofangst]

Absolute masterpiece 😍 it's nice to see that art is still thriving these days

[@chromaduckie5907]

Send help omg this is so scart

[@dvdsynth]

This is so unnecessarily funny

[@acompletelynormalhuman6392]

Now this makes me want to go listen to I am become Christmas

[@everyonelicksthesamerocks]

did you?

[@kat.hearted]

Did you ?!

[@raz9388]

thank you?

[@2minuss]

"I do this all the time."
Epic.

[@spiritcat101]

I like how you used the sound clips at the end of the man in stripes in glasses

[@chrismenNL]

0:23 Me whenever I go outside

[@Randompiecesoflint]

I think its a emoty building

[@thetrainsguy7564]

0:35 WHAT VIDEO IS THIS AUDIO FROM ITS FOR SCIENTIFIC PURPOSES ✏️📕

[@anthosayssmth]

From this weird alvin and the chipmunks redub
ruclips.net/video/L6xO3PrIF2U/видео.html

[@st4bmovies]

beautiful

[@a_weird_little_critter]

I CLICKED ON THIS FROM A CARRD PROFILE 😢

[@oliver_I_hardly_know_her]

i feel like neil is going to kill me and sell my organs on the black market

[@galaxyc808]

what am i doing with my life😭

[@ch4lk250]

this was so funny i cannot

[@Dimentio]

i love how every meme video uses the same fucking screenshots from neil cicregas "internet person" video

[@iluvedhelms]

I love this so much/

[@legenlxd]

i cant believe neil cicierega killed someone

[@xo_sxlem]

this reminds me when he was trapped in that basement 💀

[@spoingle]

Yes.

[@Everettalla]

Oh

[@pikachuever]

this is cool and reminds me far too much of Khonjin House to not love it. keep doin' what you're doin'

[@brynleyisdumb]

Im actually crying the description

[@sxkratis]

this is so cool

[@sans-mz9ly]

i love how stupid this is

[@TalpaTulpa]

I forgot the name of the song where he says "too much light" I can’t find it someone help me

[@anthosayssmth]

no eye girl

[@TalpaTulpa]

When the hell did I write this

[@tjohnstonbawden]

What song is the "too much light" from

[@anthosayssmth]

no eyed girl from spirit phone

[@qwertyuiop.lkjhgfdsa]

lyrics?

[@_starr_]

OMG I JUST MADE 666 LIKES

[@lydiuhhhhh]

i wish he was real 😔💔💔 (also 69th comment 😻)

[@anthosayssmth]

too bad he is just a figment of our imagination 😔

[@lydiuhhhhh]

@@anthosayssmth fr 💔😢

[@galaxycroissant6527]

Missed opportunity to not use knife fight

[@1Vinnylicious]

i’m crying in a good way