British rappers be like: (Part 1)
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Ok, right, here we are
Charlie
Yup
We're about to take them to the chocolate factory
Why, why are you hitting me with the fat jokes for?
I'm not say - I'm just saying sort of - very sort of Oompa Loompa vibes going on, you know?
Ok, right, so, drill
Get into my drilly meditation
Wow
Drill gods, be with me
Is this happening?
I should probably say, shoutout to my friends in prison, shouldn't I?
Okay
Shoutout to Martin and Tabitha, currently in the pen for tax evasion
Free my jiggas!
Mad
Mmm
Riding round in a Rover
If I see opps then it's over
I'll send man straight to Jehovah
When I take shots like M. Sharapova
Doing up tennis
Call man Dennis, I'm a menace
Doing up olives in Venice
Big man ting, I'm bigger than Ben is
Stop it, otherwise Unknown P might bash mans head straight down like a Bop It
So make like a Freddo and hop it
Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit
If I see her in the club then I'm doing up AJ, the way that I weave and bob it
And I'm not from Homerton, not from Hackney
So I never go East 'cause bare man try spot P like acne
I'm from Surrey where me and my mandem always go hunting
And the galdem are thick like Theresa May on a real big bum ting
19 hunna on the new rusty, had a gap year in Kenya, came back with the feet so dusty
Still waking up to geese in country, and I never have porridge at nan's because it's oh so lumpy
And if opps wanna throw some hands then I just draw for the pumpy
Look at me, I'm Unknown T, I've got braids and a deep voice
And when I bend my back and dig it, I really hurt my knee joints
Got a song called "Throwback", but my girl got no back
Mmm
And if you wanna talk unknowns, then you better talk P, just know that
#British #Rap #UnknownP 
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In America, OG stands for 'original gangsta'.
In the UK, it stands for 'outstanding gentleman'.
I always thought it was just original. like, OriGinal lol
not being a native speaker is funny sometimes
@@gustavogoesgomes1863native speaker here, I think it's both
Either that, or my citizenship is expiring soon
@@gustavogoesgomes1863 It can be both. 'Original gangster' is used to describe someone who is exceptional in his field (not just original). Like, when you're so good at something, you're a badass with it- a gangster.
@@gustavogoesgomes1863 Same. I always used it in the context of games I play with my friends.
you, my friend, are both
He doesn't do drugs, he does medicine
Hahahahhahhahahha yoooo you take the W 🤣
You made my day bro
Lmaoo
Drugs doing him.
Consumes*
He’s not attacking nor harming you, He’s simply decreasing your life span
U copied this
Through physical interactions that cause pain.
@@sonicchannel_official who the hell cares
He's decreasing your lifespan through actions that cause bodily harm and blood deficiency
@@heavyglamrocker1987 me
“Shout out for my friends in prison”
*Okay that’s a rapper thing,right?*
“For tax evasion”
:/
Most British thing I've heard
@@SithLordRevan1 fr
@@SithLordRevan1 I think he’s actually a Redguard.
@@Fredtalica no itw q kajit in the city walls
@@SithLordRevan1 that….. was fucking cringe
he's not roasting you, he's politely pointing our your flaws
Excuse me chap it seems like you have made a terrible blunder when you accidentally wrote "our" instead of "out" in your previous piece of humourous sentence. I would advise you to fix this rather silly mistake before other users on the world wide web take a note about it and put you in great shame. Cheers
Too late blud
*out
Imagine being original amirite
He's not a gangster, he's a bussines man whose bussines happens to be of criminal origins.
Actual quote from a British gangster.
"I'm not a gangster, I'm a businessman, and my business is crime"
@@DustMugcringe
bussines
He’s not ending Eminem’s whole career he’s simply opening his to new ones
imagine if he made fun of British accents on his Relapse album. The only thing that was missing on that album.
Tf does this have to do with eminem
What I like about British rappers is that they rap with clear grammars which make the lyrics easy to understand.
Hater
They seem much more limited because of it
@@cloudybreh9779 they just need to use less words to get the point across
I'm french but i can confirm that our fellow british are understandable while rapping.
Hope they come back to the European Union
@@cloudybreh9779you mean they actually have to try?
He doesnt want bad bitches, he wants despicable damsels
Man I'm dead💀
"Free my Jiggas" 💀
What does jiggas mean
🤓
@@Daniel_TransformationCoachhe replaced the 'n' with 'j'
@@Daniel_TransformationCoach jews
The way he bounces up and down while rapping is so funny to me 💀
Probably Indian mixed
If this sentence would have exactly one less P ...
@@arkd0n276 The way he bounces u and down while rapping... I don't get it.
The only one Eminem fears.
He’s not rapping, he’s articulating his words in a rhythmic manner
"free my jiggas" HAD ME FUCKING *STUNNED*
top 10 rappers that threaten Eminems career
Hes not a robber, hes just clearing out your pantaloons.
The type of nigga to pull up on you with a flintlock pistol and say "stand and deliver"
Did he just say Jiggas
He almost said niggas
@@steadfast1448 incase someone comes and reports it
@@mickmars7603 nice username
hes not rapping hes reciting a poem while music plays
Rhythm And Poetry
RAP
Thats literally rap......it's why they nickname gangster rappers as poets to discredit their street cred lol
Thats what rapping is lol
@@padarousou aerodynamic head💀
@@goofball_no.2 you can’t talk when you’re a skull 💀
I know this is a joke, but hey, I'd love to listen to some serious British rap like this.
Literally all grime is like this. All of it.
I think you are looking for "Ren"
This is literally a parody of UK drill - there's a ton of it out there
@@BenAstridge Im Romanian and I've been listening to underground music (which grime started as in the 2000s, before gaining recognition) from all countries for more than 30 years.
Grime includes hiphop, garage, dancehall on @~140bpm.
Tell me again how this is not grime?
You can be pedantic and nitpick whatever you want on this genre, but it wont change the facts.
The fact that YOU say "grime is nothing like this", like it's a "set in stone music" shows that YOU know nothing about grime.
Maybe because you're too busy making outrage content with clickbait titles about toxic video games.
@@stevendeamonmore drill
Kinda fire though, ngl.
He's not a trapper, he's a cunning gentleman with strategic and elegant flow
Accents are just word fonts
I would pay to see this live
My man is not singing he is just talking in “Times new roman”
I'm Wheezing rn😂😭💀
He doesn’t deal drugs, he obtains non-essential medicine for one’s leisure from an unprofessional local street pharmacist
😅😅😅
You can see him trying not to laugh toward the end/ in the second half which on top of the verse always cracks me up
I feel happy being a brit now
nobody:
legit no one:
this guy: "shoutout to my friends in prison :D"
For tax evasion
@@HrishitDasA free my jiggas 💀
Oh my! Thou has blessed this gentleman's ears. Cheers!
He doesn't rap, he simply performs poetry with rhythm
All joking aside this is actually fire
Hot tea*
Lmfao, idk why, but this shit lowkey bump
"Your girl is four foot four and got bare hair on her toes like a Hobbit."
I honestly don't think there is a single line in any song ever that can slap as hard as that
YO!
When he said: 🎩🏴☕️🇬🇧👑👸🤴🫅
That hit fukcing hard dude
I have a feeling that this more complete version of the previous ones will go viral
Bro isn’t roasting you, he is carefully increasing the kinetic energy of the atoms that make you up
He isn’t happy about you coming, he just isn’t enchanted by your acquaintance.
LMAO
Me class on a school trip to London
The girls: can’t wait to see the Big Ben
Me and da bois
When he said "Stop it" 😨
1:20 he did not have to go off like that lmao😂
"Got a song called Throwback, but my girl got no back" is actually a sick diss lol
He’s not rapping, he’s rhyming words together in a pleasurable fashion.
This guy is rapping in Times New Roman.
FREE MY JIGGAS 🔥🔥
“ *Still waking up to gease in country* “ is a cold bar - jokes aside.
Goes unironically hard. Louis Theroux type flow!!! 😂😂😂
I met Oloff at a supermarket once and asked him ''How did you write Doing It Stealthy?'' he didn't answer, he was too busy paying for his asparagus.
exactly how i imagine Mr. Bean when he tries to rap
0:25
@Electro Bolt white supremacist
@Electro Bolt racist
@Kommandant Heinrich fuck happened here?
@@jamesdizon5133 stop, you're being racist
@@YankeeOneOne w- what?
His verses trust that they find you in good health
He dead ass has flow though can’t hold ma mans🤷♂️
Verily, we dost journey forth unto the kingdom with this one 🥶🥶😤🗣️🗣️🗣️💞
He's not gangsta, he simply abides by less laws.
He begs your pardon when passing near by
He doesn't do rap battles, he takes part in poetry disputes
He doesn't kill people, he just help them end their lifespan faster.
What the queen listens too.
Edit:Omg thanku so much for the likes! This is the most I have gotten
贾兹赫赫德克斯
Calm down bro it's like 30 likes
@@abrahamgarabet6606 I know but it is a lot for me
I listen to Doing It Stealthy when I'm experiencing existential dread. It makes it worse but... I just can't stop.
This Man Shows Us How Eminem Should Sound Like :)
"Make like a fredo and hobbit"👀👀👀👀
I feel like an accomplished human for memorizing this
bro rapped politely 💀
Need more of this
Certified Shire classic
"Call man Dennis, I'm a Menace" 🤣🤣
this is an aggressive audiobook.
free martin and tabitha
he’s not rapping
he’s reciting a poem with music innit
My mom is such a huge Oloff fan that she got the lyrics to 'Doing It Stealthy' tattooed across her breasts.
bro rapped with all due respect
Shoutout to my *friends* in *prison!* :DD
UnknownP: *reaches into pocket for a gun* “Release my friends.”
You see what I like about this is that I like this.
Always nice to hear "Gap yah" on occasion
Poppin bottles of red wine
He doesn't smoke he inhales tobacco
i thought it was "pulled up in venice i'm a menace" lol my memory is so fuck*d
This is unfathomably hard tbh
Wasn’t expecting fire
ts is still funny bro
This possessed me and made me walk to the store against my will to buy some tea, he's too powerful.
2 questions I have right now:
1 - why tf is this only just showing up on my feed now?
2 - why tf is it actually a fucking vibe?
I like his full, dry stops.
Representing Wellington upon Trent
When Salt and Pepper were popular he thought they owned a Jag.
This is from Unknown P, fire in the booth, i really recommended watching the full video because there’s many more songs and its great the way P pokes fun at the middle class
Man is the original gangsta he is not afraid to use his musket
Oloff's music helps me to process my feelings about 9/11.
emenims new rival
Charlie we about to take them to the Charlie factory
It's so good though...
quick quantum calculations
Rumour has it one time Oloff was sat next to Jar Jar Binks on a flight. Jar Jar kept kicking the chair in front of him and generally being obnoxious, nobody knew what to do. Eventually one of the flight attendants came over and asked Oloff if he would perform one of his songs to calm Jar Jar down, and when Oloff began rapping the first verse to Doing It Stealthy, Jar Jar immediately relaxed. To this day the two are still close friends.
english rhymes are a fever dream
BARS
He doesn't pop a cap on some nigga. He "Completely stops a man's life functions"
Mad.
"free my jiggas" XD
What if Chris Eubank Sr. gained a rap career lol
Fireeee
Actually hard
when you rap using that 7.0 IELTS score.