"BuT gRiM, Don'T U PlAy a MagE in ClaSsIc?!" Yea! How do you think I got the inspiration to make this video? Remember to share with everyone in existence and subscraiba /lick
2:07 Okay, this one hit me on a personal level...Cept I was a mage going through Ashenvale and an orc warrior, an undead rogue, and a...I think 30 warrior?...Tried to gang up on me on the road going south to the barrens *Cause I needed to reach desolace.* Warrior was slowed forever, sure. The rogue attempted to kill me, but frost trap + cone of cold and he was dead quickly. Both died relatively quick, as for the last person? Put on that RP walk and approach them!...They ended up running away as I continued my journey to desolace...... Only to find an army of lv 20's *or 30's I can't remember.* at the entrance to stonetalon mountain, to where I was proceeded to corpse run for the rest of the way.
As a mage hm I can relate !! Haha, you did an amazing job, I especially like the music you picked for the scenes, it fits perfectly ! I can't wait for another video man !
@@MasterCookies This. I've had one or two pull that shit with me. In response, I just kept pulling more and more mobs to them until they either died or got annoyed and left.
@@EdgarRodriguez-qv2vf He even took put water from the Well of Eternity that he took before its destruction into the lake under Nordrassil on Hyjal to create a new Well of Eternity, specifically because he didn't want to give up magic. People weren't terribly happy with him.
@@Crazdor Actually, it was so that his race could keep their immortality as well as their magic, which would serve them well against the Legion. Him getting to keep his magic was a nice bonus. Then Malfurion and company came, Furion is alergic to arcane, especially after the mess with the Highborne and the Legion, calls Illidan a traitor and sent him to prison. And instead of destroying the new well, he creates Nordrassil over it to cover it, which turn it into a great font of Nature magic, a new source of immortality for the Kaldorei, and a better conduit to the heart of their world for Archimonde. And he took all the credit for this, when Illidan was the one who did all the work. Then again, he deserves it, if only for not reading the writting in the wall over thousands of years old saying: “Get over Tyrande, dude! She isn't worth it!" That wench has always chosen the loser Furion, despite Furion never really making a sacrifice, despite him leaving her for over 10,000 years with little to no hesitation, and when he wakes up then proceeds to go to sleep (AGAIN!) after the Frozen Throne. And he didn't even have to compensate for all his time absent from his wife by screwing into the ground, walls, ceiling and treetops and making hopelessly pregnant before going to sleep. Not even that. Over 10,000 years old and yet there are Kaldorei not even a full millenia old that are already parents, and yet Tyrande's womb is full only with cobwebs and dust from disuse. If she had chosen Illidan, by now she'll probably have an army of children. Oh well, there's many reasons why I prefer Arthas over Illidan. He at least it's smart enough to know when a woman is simply not worth the trouble and move on. That's one.
@@EdgarRodriguez-qv2vf Er... It was Alexstrasza who actually planted Nordrassil to contain the second Well of Eternity, and then blessed it (and the Night Elves with it) with things like immortality and a connection to the Emerald Dream. Everything else though... eh, yeah, that's fair.
Great video! Can confirm leveled a rogue and had a hard time finding any groups and now leveling a mage I get random whispers begging me to join anything
I do hope one day a mage gets angry with me for politely asking for some water. I'll tell them I charge 25 silver per heal and 2 gold a rezz. It's fun being a holy priest
Dude it's official, you are hilarious, I've been binge watching your videos. All I can say is I've never laughed so hard at a wow machinina in my life, also your wow machinima is pretty decent too😁.
Actually, I used to play as a warrior tank so people were begging me to join them. I leveled up on protection so it was easy to pull a lot of mobs all at once.
@@zimstinka Shapeshifting cost is based off percentage of max mana. Travel form is always dirt cheap and you can spam it 10 times in a single fight if needed. Easiest way to get out of root/polymorph/slow
As a warrior in classic, this video was made of flashbacks. Goddamn mages and their goddamn frost kite levelling, while even a single add for me meant I was getting a fast travel to the spirit healer.
@UwU Boi Hah! As if you mages ever deigned to give a lowly warrior like me portals for anything less than my arm and my leg. My sole comfort was that the moment everyone wanted to go into instances, I turned from peasant to god, and had all the portals and food I could ever wish for. They were brief tastes of divinity, but I savoured every one of them.
I want the "You can't say no if you are polymorphed" in a shirt hahaha This is probably my favorite video of yours ( not to demerit the rest of your amazing work)
This is utterly hilarious at the beginning that orc warrior was hyped up to be this unstoppable badass but as soon as he sees a mage he turns into a begger
"BuT gRiM, Don'T U PlAy a MagE in ClaSsIc?!"
Yea! How do you think I got the inspiration to make this video?
Remember to share with everyone in existence and subscraiba /lick
2:07 Okay, this one hit me on a personal level...Cept I was a mage going through Ashenvale and an orc warrior, an undead rogue, and a...I think 30 warrior?...Tried to gang up on me on the road going south to the barrens *Cause I needed to reach desolace.*
Warrior was slowed forever, sure. The rogue attempted to kill me, but frost trap + cone of cold and he was dead quickly.
Both died relatively quick, as for the last person? Put on that RP walk and approach them!...They ended up running away as I continued my journey to desolace......
Only to find an army of lv 20's *or 30's I can't remember.* at the entrance to stonetalon mountain, to where I was proceeded to corpse run for the rest of the way.
i love ur video dude!
As a mage hm I can relate !! Haha, you did an amazing job, I especially like the music you picked for the scenes, it fits perfectly ! I can't wait for another video man !
Mages are evil. Eeeeeeeeeviiiiiiiilllll....
Sub español plis
You truly catched the whole essence of being a mage on vanilla
He ain't no vending machine!
@@Rakanarshi2 you wanna roll with me?
You better roll a M.A.G.E
Also the aoe farming shit haha. I kill any mage I see doing that
Caught*
Kp ya sure.... any mage? Only shit mages and that is questionable
100% accurate, especially conjuring the water part.
I'm just saying wtb water 1g and they come running to me themselves.
POM+conjure water is best rotation in the whole game.
He could have also said "No, I skilled in bread. Now PISS OFF!"
i just love how accurate these videos are and ofc the editing
Imprisoned for ten THOOUUUSAAAND YEEARRSS... brilliant xD
"You can't say no if you're polymorphed" :D
I feel dirty now
That legit scares me, in more ways than I wanna go into. o_o
"Morphed wars can't say no"
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
that line reminds me of the classic "sapped girls cant say no"
"Beg harder, worm "
Brilliant
That derpy face from the mage at the end was priceless lol 😂
when i seen it i almost spit my coffee out XD and the elf being pissed off behind just add to the cake
He didn't need to include the lick either, but we got it anyway...
Imagine being polymorphed and forever licked by a Mage as if you were an icecream. It kinda sums up my warrior journey...
I actually had a mage give me shit for pulling a mob in their "grinding spot" and I was just responded with "well tuff shit"
little late, but just keep pulling mobs into thier AoE
eventualy they will get overrunned
If you knew or thought you could take him on you absolutely should've "There's not enough mobs for the both of us pardner"
@@MasterCookies This. I've had one or two pull that shit with me. In response, I just kept pulling more and more mobs to them until they either died or got annoyed and left.
If someone did that to me I would spend the next hour fcking with them
@@xawee7254 exactly what I did actually lol
As the old saying goes "Rogues does it from behind, and mages does it with sheeps".
Wait so does that mean mages are welsh?
@@bericv4219 Perhaps >:3
what does welsh mean
And the Polly has blessing of protection
@@EnderGoku9001 welsh has the same meaning as japanese or german or indian or french or any other ethnicity/ language.
I feel personally attacked D=
*ports out*
ah much better
i remember captain grim when he has 500 subs and now hes about to dominate all WoW machinima creators with his superior quality
As he should be
he is good at what he does
As a leveling rogue this is too painfully accurate when trying to find a group for dungeons
You're completely right unfortunately. i tank in classic and when i get the choice between a rogue and a mage? .. well..
That why you form a group by yourself
sap not useful?
@BlazeiX Yeah, Druids can only offtank, offheal or sleep, Hunters can only pet-tank, kite or trap. Friggn useless classes
@@GSFLuma *cries in oomkin*
"You can't say no when you're polymorphed." Best line ever
Can’t say no if your sapped.
The legend says that this was the reason why illidan betrayed us, and not because everything else we believe today
Illidan was a mage though FYI
Illidan was a mage before becoming a Demon Hunter. And before DH became a class, Illidan was what you would call a Battle Mage: a warrior/mage hybrid.
@@EdgarRodriguez-qv2vf He even took put water from the Well of Eternity that he took before its destruction into the lake under Nordrassil on Hyjal to create a new Well of Eternity, specifically because he didn't want to give up magic.
People weren't terribly happy with him.
@@Crazdor Actually, it was so that his race could keep their immortality as well as their magic, which would serve them well against the Legion. Him getting to keep his magic was a nice bonus.
Then Malfurion and company came, Furion is alergic to arcane, especially after the mess with the Highborne and the Legion, calls Illidan a traitor and sent him to prison. And instead of destroying the new well, he creates Nordrassil over it to cover it, which turn it into a great font of Nature magic, a new source of immortality for the Kaldorei, and a better conduit to the heart of their world for Archimonde. And he took all the credit for this, when Illidan was the one who did all the work.
Then again, he deserves it, if only for not reading the writting in the wall over thousands of years old saying: “Get over Tyrande, dude! She isn't worth it!"
That wench has always chosen the loser Furion, despite Furion never really making a sacrifice, despite him leaving her for over 10,000 years with little to no hesitation, and when he wakes up then proceeds to go to sleep (AGAIN!) after the Frozen Throne. And he didn't even have to compensate for all his time absent from his wife by screwing into the ground, walls, ceiling and treetops and making hopelessly pregnant before going to sleep. Not even that. Over 10,000 years old and yet there are Kaldorei not even a full millenia old that are already parents, and yet Tyrande's womb is full only with cobwebs and dust from disuse.
If she had chosen Illidan, by now she'll probably have an army of children.
Oh well, there's many reasons why I prefer Arthas over Illidan. He at least it's smart enough to know when a woman is simply not worth the trouble and move on. That's one.
@@EdgarRodriguez-qv2vf Er...
It was Alexstrasza who actually planted Nordrassil to contain the second Well of Eternity, and then blessed it (and the Night Elves with it) with things like immortality and a connection to the Emerald Dream.
Everything else though... eh, yeah, that's fair.
No one:
Asmongold when seeing the warrior: THAT'S ME DUDE
I am expecting reaction video of him in fe moments lol
Are you a prohpet?
Who is tha-?
(See "Asmongold reacts to HILARIOUS Captain Grim-" in side bar)
Oh...
He laughed at it. Omfg
War not bald enough
The face of the orc when the mage says open wide got me laughing for an hour 😂
as a mage, i thank you. about time our greatness was noticed and embraced.
I know right! I just had to represent our glorious species
Mage ♥️
Mods gay
¨Embraced¨
Good times when we reigned supreme, but as Garrosh said... *TIMES CHANGE*
I got your drink right here 😂
Glug glug
**unzips pants**
Ooooooooh
You've outdone yourself with the jokes in this one 😂😂😂😂😂😂
What jokes ?
Those are facts.
Never stop doing this plz ; ) Having so much fun each time, love your work
Thanks! your support is appreciated
Yep, Mages are pretty much the Rockstars of vanilla (classic). Amazing video, as always! Loved the editing on the last mage's eyes.
This is A+ content. Thank you, Captain Grim, for existing.
aw shucks..
"You can't say no if you're polymorphed..." That would make a hell of a t-shirt... just saying. ;)
I'd buy that for a dollar
it's kind of a play on the old "sapped girls can't say no" memes of vanilla
Only reason I rolled druid was the massive amount of mages inc
[ PETA Intensifies ]
@@Professor-of-Gaming yikez
Great video! Can confirm leveled a rogue and had a hard time finding any groups and now leveling a mage I get random whispers begging me to join anything
Top quality content ✔️
Yeah.
I think I speak for all mages when I say I feel personally attacked
(Also this video is spot on)
Furry mage yikes
A furry mage.. oh boy. Can't imagine a worse combo
vulpera druid
@@EnderGoku9001 And what do they turn into? People?
@@MrXaryon lmao wtf I have never thought about that :D
The Illidan reference kill me xD
Incredible video, good old machinima is back on the menu.
Happy you liked it :)
Thank you for making this.
Cept you forgot the mage being offended that you're asking for water.
I do hope one day a mage gets angry with me for politely asking for some water. I'll tell them I charge 25 silver per heal and 2 gold a rezz. It's fun being a holy priest
@@hayescharles45 can't cast those if you ain't got mana hahahaha!
"Hey there, may I get a couple stacks of water for a gold?" ... "Hello?..." (/ignored)
Oh god i literally just ran into the exact type of mage at 1:45 and I instantly thought of this video again
That Tauren jigglin his junk in the Mage's face had me gasping for air. The total accuracy in these videos is bringing back huge memories!
Dude it's official, you are hilarious, I've been binge watching your videos. All I can say is I've never laughed so hard at a wow machinina in my life, also your wow machinima is pretty decent too😁.
Please keep making more high quality videos like this
One of the best machinimas I've seen in years lmao
1:49 this is the greatest animation of a finger being shoved in someone's face in the history of fingers being shoved in people's faces
You deserve like over 500 000 subscribers and your own Voice actors for this quality of Machinima holy crap man! XD
I havent liked wow machinimas for a long time but this one brought that love back
that rogue looking for an SM invite after hours hit a little too close to home :(
Jakob Rose that’s why you never run solo in classic you need buddies to group up with
Your videos are so good man thank you for all of these
and thank you for watching them man, i really appreciate it!
Each of your machinima is equally, or even a million times, more funny than the previous one.
You are a national treasure.
No, a global treasure!
Everyone: Nice video
Asmongold: FREE CONTENT
Watches every asmon video
Complains for seeing him in recommendations
@@grujson4012 Hahaha ikr
@@grujson4012 I don't watch him at all and I get his recommendations all the time.
@@grujson4012 what is big deal about asmon? xd why he is so big?
"He scared Ragnaros the Fire Lord into serving him as his personal candle!"
“I got your drink right here” 😂💀
2:07 actualy killing me this reference
I would expect the orc warrior dueling a fresh dinged mage in greens and losing instead of that!
One of your best yet, keep up the hilarious work!
Actually, I used to play as a warrior tank so people were begging me to join them. I leveled up on protection so it was easy to pull a lot of mobs all at once.
Goddamn, Grim's vids are always so on point. What a god among machinima makers
Everyone: "Omg, mages have so much cc I'm stuck forever"
Me, a Druid: "Hold my Moonberry Juice."
"No, really please hold it, my bags are full of other Moonberry Juices.:
Then you shift two times and you're oom, good times good times.
Except that Travel Form costs like 150 mana, oh yee of little faith.
@@21TheRonin You're at least level 30 and travel form is only 150 mana to you?
@@zimstinka Shapeshifting cost is based off percentage of max mana. Travel form is always dirt cheap and you can spam it 10 times in a single fight if needed. Easiest way to get out of root/polymorph/slow
I absolutly love this video. One of the best WoW machinima ever.
happy you like it, cheers :)
I had to laugh so hard! The ending was really ridiculous! Nice done.
2:25 lol the naxx spider wing music 😂😂
1:19 "No, no, no, Join us!"
Acting %1000
And that undead face 😂😂😂🤣
I just want to say that all these videos crack me up to no end. Captain Grim sir, you are a legend among men.
Now I want a Ragnaros night candle.
Best WoW Machinima maker on RUclips right now... and potentially the best to ever do it. Great to see someone keeping WoW Machinima alive.
i'm humbled! Glad you like my work
From the moment I saw the thumbnail, I was sitting there like "it's Mage, isn't it?"
Welp... I guess my buddy in call owes me 10$ XD
How did you manage that Sherlock? Was it the wizard hat or the sheep in the thumbnail?
As a warrior in classic, this video was made of flashbacks. Goddamn mages and their goddamn frost kite levelling, while even a single add for me meant I was getting a fast travel to the spirit healer.
@UwU Boi Hah! As if you mages ever deigned to give a lowly warrior like me portals for anything less than my arm and my leg. My sole comfort was that the moment everyone wanted to go into instances, I turned from peasant to god, and had all the portals and food I could ever wish for. They were brief tastes of divinity, but I savoured every one of them.
2000% accurate, especially the AOE rage kid one, true story, i experienced this one
Your animation style and humour make my day!
As a warrior this video is perfect 👌
I want the "You can't say no if you are polymorphed" in a shirt hahaha
This is probably my favorite video of yours ( not to demerit the rest of your amazing work)
This is utterly hilarious at the beginning that orc warrior was hyped up to be this unstoppable badass but as soon as he sees a mage he turns into a begger
Portal.. from orgrimmar... to UC? Dude the zeppelin is right outside.
Waiting for that stupid zep take sooo long
It has been 3 months now, please Captain Grim, we need you
Im basically craving CG videos
1:22 was the best part, the orc's face had me in tears xD
This is why I mained mage back then. I wanted to ruin the portal economy with free portals.
1:40 literally Esquire, grim on point as usual
As a mage main, I gotta say. This is 100% accurate! =D
wow nice work man ur skilled at making these clips
"Got your drink right here, open wide!" lmao
Your editing is spectacular
You are a genius man, love your content
Where u at bro? Need more of these AWESOME videos! :D
Gold... just pure gold!
Omg that face at the end just killed me. Brilliant
2:19 oh god! that realy smug face tho!
0:41 that mage's hat is what got me haha
This was so disturbing, and too close to reality. So of course; very enjoyable!
As always another awesome video, keep them coming :D
cheers man :)
I wouldve laughed even harder if the warrior being talked up in the beginning dueled the mage with trash gear and just got kited like a mob 😂😂
The way you say "HEY YOU, stop being so fucking smug" is the most satisfying thing xD
You forgot the part where the mage makes a portal after the dungeon, then drops group before anyone else can use it
oh this.
Excellent upload as always.
came from Asmon, love the channel!!!
Welcome man, thanks for stopping by. I appreciate it
The editing on this is fantastic. Love it lmao
3 words vs mages - Free Action Potion
Dude your vids are so great!
Here before the blad one arrives.
The blad (?) one is gonna arive soon
The maldy baldy
the get people banned mald
He's gonna report you to RUclips for that comment rip
This is amazingly accurate.
Bro it’s been 3 months I want a new video
its on the way I've heard
Awesome!... as always. Thanks Captain!
Thanks for watching , i appreciate it !
this was the greates video i have ever watched
Best machinima you have made
god your content is so good
much appreciated , im happy you like it !
Ok, first video i've watched on this channel.
Subscribed.
:D
Hey, Where are you? We need you!
Great stuff as usual!
Cheers Gorak!