The betrayal of the guy disconnecting to go take care of his child and wife has to be one of the most heartbreaking ones. I can't stop laughing omg hahahahahahahaha
Just got done with my first official DayZ run and met a man from New Zealand. I was worthless as a partner, but had a great interaction. I was tempted to betray him as per my role model, but couldn't. He was too cool and helped me too much. I couldn't do it. I'm sorry Stimpee for letting you down. I just dont have it in me.
Just want to let you know I’m going through a heartbreak rn I’m not asking for sympathy but your videos always cheer me up and put a smile on my face man thank you for the videos
Hey stimpee ! I found a video some days ago , teaching about how to make traps with grenades in fireplace or improvised explosive punch or rags to have stealth walk in game I think this could be handy for you and testing some shenanigans
Ngl I lost a little respect for shooting the guy logging out. Its already bad enough he has a wife and kid, now he cant even log back in to a geared character 😂😂😂
That last guy made a series of critical errors. - Identified that Stimpee was in his vicinity - Recited a Stimpee meme to let Stimpee know he'd been identified, which now means Stimpee has to turn the group against him so his betrayal plans aren't revealed - Stuck around after discovering Stimpee was nearby instead of running like a madman - When finally trapped in a room with someone he knows is Stimpee, wastes precious seconds asking if they can be friendly Poor little grub didn't stand a bloody chance.
I love how even tho you locked the door and he saw you try to restrain him, you guys had to work together to defeat those enemies coming. DayZ is a pretty cool game.
Last year my stimpee hightlight was "You just fell for the oldest cannibal trick in the scrooolll....." I have a feelings "And Thats why you dont have kids!" is gonna be my highlight for this year...
I've showed friends Stimpee videos that have never played DayZ before... (I explain the jist of the game) Even they appreciate the diabolical sociopath that he is in this game... it's glorious.
The betrayal and cannibalism will never cease to amuse me
facts
Idi Amin Dada's soul posessing Stimpee to play DayZ from the grave
“He always betrays he always”
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I do like watching it in dayz afterwards too
2023 is off to a delicious start.
Scrumptious
YUM
Simply Delectable!
I hope the price wasn't your black cherry.
Hey, have you started shipping out the hoodies you had available on your website?
Love how Stimpee just killed a person in front or him and starts cutting her up and the dude was just like "I didn't see you as the type".
You never do O_O
Then laughs maniacally 😅
He's so accepting. To him, it doesn't matter if you are gay, straight, or a cannibal.
@@PussInBoot414 that laugh really caught me off guard, it was so evil.
@@Deviiss I can get behind that kind of attitude
Good to see Stimpee having friendly interactions with Dayz players again.
before or after he cooked them?^^
Friendly friendly?
And slaughtering them like always
@@Lechenech2 well its an interaction with a (former) player either way
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The fan at the end did such a good job of letting stimpee know he knows him without yelling "STIMPEE STIMPEE"
It was great how no one else in the room understood the "Your little ***** belongs to me"
I can’t believe for a second there I actually thought he would let that dad live
@@weirdyoutubechannels what's wrong with you
I felt SO bad 💀💀💀😭😭😭😭
Same 😂😂😂
As a dad, I felt so bad for him.
All of stimpee's videos are basically if you let the evilmaxxing intrusive thoughts win every time
Whatever that means
@Correct wtf
@@o-9923 its a bot
@@xzeuii what? How you not know
"You are not my hostage, you are my next meal" - Stimpee 2023
Man, you hit me right in the feels when you betrayed that poor dad...
me too man that one wasnt so funny
same lol. That was kinda was just an asshole thing to do.
@@Neo-tr6ni you must be new here
@@Neo-tr6ni you must know that he always betrays, he ALWAYS
that fr made me feel bad
This is definitely one of stimpees best videos of 2023
Heh
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When that random said “Your 🐱belongs to me” I started dying 😂
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“Oh no it’s that voice”
he knows!
“He knows too much”
The dad was so wholesome.
He's a good man taking care of his kid.
God bless him.
Blessed by god, the meat tastes even better
Lord of the rings music starts playing
So good his wife has to text to get off the game and be a dad, hell yeah
@@David-ry4rcguess the guy dont live with her which is worse lol
@@David-ry4rc You never know if she was doing something with them
7:38 That man recognizes that voice and calls it out the only way he can.
“He knows too much”
I don’t even play this game but watching Stimpee betray people is too funny
Get it. It’s weird but really fun lol
he makes it seem somewhat fun, it isn't.
"You're not my hostage you're my next meal"
Sometimes I think Stimpee roleplays a maniac a little bit too well
🤔
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Fighting alongside the same guy you just attempted to tie up is one of the many reasons these videos are great.
I’ve watched this whole video and can confirm this is another Stimpee classic.
your comment isnt as old as the video is long
my man watched it on 4x speed
Arh yes, what a believable person you are
@@MK7Plus "this was a joke" - Before I was dropped as a child, jokes used to be funny
@@MK7Plus Life itself
Why do i always get my hopes up that a heartfelt, feel good moment will not end up like it always does. 10/10
Watching Stimpee betray and penetrate strangers in DayZ is always fun to watch.
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No emotion, no remorse. People are just tools for Stimpee to use until he's done with them. Toys to play with. So psychopathic and so inspiring.
The betrayal of the guy disconnecting to go take care of his child and wife has to be one of the most heartbreaking ones. I can't stop laughing omg hahahahahahahaha
“Yur lidl bussi bilongs tu mi”😂😂😂😭😭😭
St1mpee: *Takes 12g slug to the chest*
Also St1mpee: "Ow"
Just got done with my first official DayZ run and met a man from New Zealand. I was worthless as a partner, but had a great interaction. I was tempted to betray him as per my role model, but couldn't. He was too cool and helped me too much. I couldn't do it. I'm sorry Stimpee for letting you down. I just dont have it in me.
You are either unsubscribing or finding out that new zelander real address to steal his pet. Those are the rules - YOU ALWAYS BETRAY,ALWAYS.
There’s always the next young European man to betray
@@angelesintrickov5768 Haha, he did mention he had a kid... I think I know what I must do.
@@WretchedIcon keep us updated other wise...
@@WretchedIcon marry him and when divorce him with kids intact.
Anytime I see Stimpee alone with someone and they call him friendly I just know in the pit of me they are not going to live to see the next day😂
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5:16 I almost died choking on my food, how much I laughed from that passage. JUST PERFECT :D
The dad: I only get a couple of hours a week to play because parenthood is demanding and I'm a good father.
Stimpee: ...
I dont care how low the volume is for that ominous music when stimpee is scheming. i can always hear it. i even hear it in my sleep sometimes
7:43 "your litte bussy belong to me". The stimpee viewer reveals himself. The other guy also did say it was "Like, the streamer house"
Surviving an encouter with Stimpee in any game is like swimming past a gay great white shark near the coast of Australia.
Cannibal DayZ content is what gets me motivated to keep going
Just want to let you know I’m going through a heartbreak rn I’m not asking for sympathy but your videos always cheer me up and put a smile on my face man thank you for the videos
your jumpcuts are always the most psychopathic shit
You okay
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Ong 💀
4:06: Am i now a hostage?
No, you are my next meal
Hey stimpee ! I found a video some days ago , teaching about how to make traps with grenades in fireplace or improvised explosive punch or rags to have stealth walk in game
I think this could be handy for you and testing some shenanigans
Traps you say? Mmm
I think i know which YT shorts you are referring lmao
Always love the latest Stimpee video drop; so close to 1 mil, keep it up
Gotta love the DayZ content
DayZ number 1
Hell no. Day Z is a dumpster fire.
@@alexfx7500 🤡
@@anonanon8794 DayZ numba 1
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Always appreciate an upload during finals week to cheer me up.
Love ya Stimpee, and shout for that daddio reporting to his parental duties.💯👍
a good start to the day seeing stimpee uploaded
New Stimpee Videos are like Heroin for my Sick Brain
Everytime a new video about DayZ is out I’m always hoping for betrayals and today video start of 2023 with a bang so funny lolol
Stimpee's standards for a friend are about as high as the average tinder user
I love when you play dayz 😋
3:50 that guy definitely released his anger on his kid. 🤣
The Jeffrey Dahmer of DayZ
The best part is how effortlessly Stimpee recruits the naive into becoming cannibals.
Art of the deal
Ngl I lost a little respect for shooting the guy logging out. Its already bad enough he has a wife and kid, now he cant even log back in to a geared character 😂😂😂
Eh could be worse he could have a husband.
I love how before it cuts off from the guy logging out you can see he has a round and after it cuts and he’s dead and it’s empty hmmm.
it just never gets old with stimpee dayz videos love you man
happy new year stimpee. love the videos as always man.
absolute savage. Glad Im subbed for the content
ur dayz videos r always funny af and the outro songs bro
3:48 I feel so bad for that father, I feel his pain I constantly have to hold my kids while playing 😂
Watching all your videos and I love them so much, thank you
That last guy made a series of critical errors.
- Identified that Stimpee was in his vicinity
- Recited a Stimpee meme to let Stimpee know he'd been identified, which now means Stimpee has to turn the group against him so his betrayal plans aren't revealed
- Stuck around after discovering Stimpee was nearby instead of running like a madman
- When finally trapped in a room with someone he knows is Stimpee, wastes precious seconds asking if they can be friendly
Poor little grub didn't stand a bloody chance.
I have been binge watching all your old vids lately. jeez, I want more content, sir! I just can't resist that australian humor.
WOOOOOO DayZ, started playing a week ago and met players who adopted these strats
" I'm glad you're friendly" right at the beginning what a great start.
That last guy talking outside right before he said "It's a mystery to all of us" knew it was stimpee 100%
0:48 Now i realyse this is going to be gooood video
xd
I miss the times when I just found stimpee videos and I had so many to watch
The soft creepy piano note from Dark Souls always gets me love it.
Your Dayz videos make my day bro, please keep doing them!
I love how even tho you locked the door and he saw you try to restrain him, you guys had to work together to defeat those enemies coming. DayZ is a pretty cool game.
Nothing beats a good old dayz vid keep um comming chief
Never thought I'd hear the tune of a Mormon hymn in a stimpee video. 3:30
"No you're not my hostage, you're my next meal"
It will never get old scrolling on yt and randomly seeing stimpee thumbnail
I’ve been trying for hours to sleep. But at least I have stimpee
What a beautiful outro cover song. Simply lovely.
You always upload just when I need something to cheer me up, keep it up, stimpee :)
nothing beats a dayz video from you mr stimp
I love that the Christmas duet made it's way into the video at the end 😆
Only a Stimpp can make me wheez with nothing but a thumbnail
your content is a pressure release valve I didn't know I had. thank you.
How poetic
Such a great video, thanks Stimpee, you actually make me wheeze!
"You're my next meal" those words are some terrifying last words to hear before you die.
It only took like 3 minutes for this to turn into cannibalism LOL. I love it.
ive watched this video 420 times and can safely say this is a certified stimpee classic
I LAUGHED HARD ASF HAHAHAHA "Youre not my hostage, youre my next meal" HAHAHAHAHA.
7:42 HE KNOWS :DDD
5:57 I was truly expecting some borderline RDR1 deadeye cinematic shit but got value brand deadeye cinematic instead
these are videos i need lmaoo classic stimpee
The nervous laughing around Stimpee could not be more appropriate
You did that dad dirty, but as one kid once said
"NEVER TRUST SITMPEE HE ALWAYS BETRAYS YOU!"
even when my boy was about to get duct taped he still helped you, what good boy.
Last year my stimpee hightlight was "You just fell for the oldest cannibal trick in the scrooolll....."
I have a feelings "And Thats why you dont have kids!" is gonna be my highlight for this year...
your videos never fail to make me laugh, I enjoy your content man!
NOT THE GUY WITH THE KIDS NOOOOO STIMPEEEEEEEEEEEE LMAOOOOOOOOO
These are the funniest things I've seen in a while
Me: oh wow a happy ending for once, that dad is gonna log out safely :)
Stimpee: Oh boy! here i go killin' again
I hope Stimpee hits 100 subs this year
A new Stimpee Day Z video always makes me happy.
I love the dayz videos. Please keep making them
The guy at the end knows, he's smarter than the rest.
What a way to start the video.. always up to something
I've showed friends Stimpee videos that have never played DayZ before... (I explain the jist of the game)
Even they appreciate the diabolical sociopath that he is in this game...
it's glorious.
Stimpe for the save, exams up my butt but stimpe Got me smiling
I laughed so hard when he got caught red handed, "Hey man!" "Oh no he killed travis!"