SS14 - When you need to steal the CE's magboots but you are incompetent.

Phil Dullea attempts to steal the Chief Engineer's magboots, but he encounters an obstacle he could have never planned for: his own incompetence. From the Space Station 14 server Delta V.
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[@Kurzaen]

The Idea of Phil getting sober, even to steal a pair of advanced shoes, is baffling to me.

[@seaflurry519]

The "fake inspector" joke is by far the funniest way i see people stealing shit

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

Has there ever been "real" inspectors? Hmm

[@thedarksoul180]

@@OfficialUSKRprogram I actually did a real inspector role last week. Where I just ran around to each department hounding them to fill out my ChatGBT generated reports. Surprisingly, the CE was the only person on the entire station who filled out my report.
I think the Detective did Securities, at least he said he faxed it to HOP. I never saw it though.

[@OfficialUSKRprogram]

Narcoleptic characters are by far my favorite

[@generalb7946]

Phil sober? Did the syndicate brainwash our poor lawyer?

[@TheGoldElite9]

Leonard has the patience of a saint

[@____144]

Philly cheese steak sandwich dullea

[@DrEnzyme]

Damn that CE was really kind.

[@Bikowo]

They prioritized roleplay over gameplay, which did actually make the situation so much more fun. I'm gonna try and be more lenient on syndie activity as well, less metagaming = better rounds/shifts! let them cook!

[@DrEnzyme]

@@Bikowo It's so hard to be like "oh, that guy just tried to steal my shit, I know what's up" and instead bury your meta knowledge for a second to role-play it out. But if the syndie is creative enough it can be pretty fun to do something like that. One time a syndie agent approached me as CMO and said he'd gotten in deep with the wrong people and needed my hypospray. I said I would give it to him at the end of the shift and it would've worked out if he hadn't then tried to steal it a few minutes later and got caught by sec. I'm willing to cut a deal but a department head isn't realistically going to defend some random they've just met in front of the entire security force.

[@deadfIag]

@@Bikowo Insane cope answer

[@icotica921]

If only the homie had thieves gloves

[@dr.cheeze5382]

The earthbound music really added a lot to this video

[@taythinthings]

Nice video

[@crowsenpai5625]

Claiming you’re a member of the Nanotrasen Safety and Health Administration, or NSHA, gets your though a lot of doors.

[@Petrified_Fox]

I love meeting Phil in the bar as Breaks-Lights or Jimothius. My other characters hate him lol. But seeing Phil sober is just... Surreal

[@lilith3133]

One time, back when Phil was still a felinind, I remember him walking into medical - drunk off his ass, of course - and I forget what he wanted. All I can remember is that he was being just a little rude, so my character, Na-Gish, looked him in the eyes and called him "Garfield looking-ass." This is one of my earliest memories of playing SS14

[@Petrified_Fox]

@@lilith3133 this made me drop my food from laughing

[@tchao1995]

Rumor has it, the CE is still wearing those boots, to this day

[@capitalbeat1749]

are you a homestuck

[@tchao1995]

@@capitalbeat1749 I have read and enjoyed Homestuck and associate fan works.

[@capitalbeat1749]

@@tchao1995 so are you like
stuck at home

[@tchao1995]

@@capitalbeat1749 in a sense, yes.
I live on-site at work. I haven't left the work-site in about four months, with one exception, taking paid leave to fly back home to visit my wife.

[@UnrebornMortuus]

i got permaed from wizden for slipping a sec while being too infamous, and then on the other good server (not frontier not banned there) for calling the admin a gmod tier admin, worth

[@wudanty7381]

I return to this video too often

[@lhrosts7082]

The difference in attitudes between servers keeps baffling me. On Russian Corvax you'd get permad for trying to steal CE's boots

[@gab_solo2391]

Well on mrp you aren't supposed to be aware of syndicate objectives, so it's not that bad of a crime

[@lhrosts7082]

@@gab_solo2391 the thing is - they're MRP servers. It's just that all possible traitor target items are considered "high value items" by the law and stealing or just having them without permission can turn out very bad for you.

[@____144]

@lhrosts7082 this server in particular rules more in favour of the defendant

[@Kenionatus]

Why have different servers if they're all the same, I say.

[@gab_solo2391]

@@Kenionatus well for all the wizden servers, it's just to have more players beinb able to play at the same time. Makes sense. for the other servers, it's either semeone that want a server with them and their friends, or it's an actual big server with alot of new stuff

[@gander9522]

good evening phil

[@nimak7633]

Harry Du Bois vibes

[@leonardodabepis]

every alcoholic is secretly the same person- that person being Harry Du Bois

[@luxzhvs]

Funni oni HoS hehehe

[@fart_dog]

ss14 shit station 14