Karlous Miller - You Ever Get So High You Get Smart? 😂 *STONER JOKES*
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- Опубликовано: 7 апр 2021
- Stand up comedian Karlous Miller brings up some important questions he thought about when stoned, how he has Mexican's side when the President decided to build the wall. Jokes were performed at DeMarcus Cousins' hilarious comedy special where he handpicked some of his favorite comedians including Gary Owen, Mike Epps, Red Grant and Tony Roberts.
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"You got some good ass weed out here too"
*camera cuts to the highest guy in the crowd*
😂
😂😂
Yoooo 🤣
I can't figure out from where i know this dude. Fuuuuuuck. I know i know him.
@@moodyloonie the guy on stage is from wild n out....
"Can you wear house shoes in an apartment"😭😭😭😭 that had me weak ASF
😂😂😂
Veg
Who fired them the first time😂😂😂
@@tracypeebles9362 😂😂😂
i dont get it please explain!
The Oakland part was too spot on especially with the “hella” 🤣🤣
I moved from the Bay to SoCal and the word down here for that is "Super". "I was Suuuuuper excited to go to the party". Felt nice to hear the word hella again lol
@@TheJofrica I have super kids?
@@sowhat... For numerical amounts it's "mad." "I got mad kids." But you could use mad also for qualitative too - "that soup is mad hot."
Hell yea🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@TheJofrica I know mad and hella. But didn't know it's from a specific part. So hella and mad are an Oakland thing?
“Home is where your heart is” is too accurate😂😂😂😂
“What color is a mirror “. I’m not high ion even know 😂😂😂
Mirrors are green actually
@@saintshall3265 nah they clear
@@bigcheckcalling3499 nope they're green. If you have two mirrors facing eachother, if you stand in the middle your image will eventually become green after being replicated 100 times
@@saintshall3265 lol thats true depending on the manufacturer
Reflective tf😂
“refried beans...who fried em the first time?” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Thats a quote from tales from the hood have you seen it lol
@@jasonredhorn6973 yup. Good catch. Plus the whole "smart shit while smoking" angle was done by Kat Williams.
@@leov.3058 "So that's the couch, and that's the love seat, I can't even sit in it if I ain't in love" haha
@@jasonredhorn6973 you got it! That Pimp Chronicles pt. 1 was hilarious.
@@leov.3058 a classic for sure. In My top 5 specials of all time
His comedic timing is on point 💯👌💯and that’s what makes his jokes so hilarious 😂😂🤣
I knew Karlous could roast but this put me on his stand up. Idc what nobody say this was one of the best stand up sets I ever seen. This man literally was the star of this show. He had the crowd laughing NON STOP
Man and the crazy thing is that's every set he got
“Because home is where the heart is” that was too accurate 💀😂
I Said the same thing b4 I saw your comment.😂😂 people think the same so much.
Joe dirt
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I was weak asf
@@ForgottenFaceZ hnn.
“Who fried em the first time?!” 🤣 🤣 🤣 I don’t trust it!
Lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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He stole that joke from Mitch Hedberg, RIP to a very underrated comedian.
Lmao too funny
I think about stuff so hard when I’m high. It never equates to anything, but I really feel like I’m changing the world 😂
“They gone build a wall. Yeah. What y’all gone do. Walk around.” That is way to accurate I might just take the hidden tunnels.
"what colour is a mirror?" this legit got me wondering WHAT colour is it? 😭😭🤣🤣
Usually depending on the glass and the coating. Like sometimes the glass itself can be slightly green tinted. I think Vsauce had a video on it too
Nah Fr tho 💯😂
It's only funny when ur high, not sober🤫
Green
@@hlp_emlove3390 facts
I watched this high and I haven't laughed like this in a long time 😭😂
“I done graduated hella times” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You ask those questions when high? I ask those questions when I’m normal!😂
Same and my teachers,friends say I ask questions too much
Both of you, keep off the kush
Right
You be eating Scooby snacks on a regular
😂😂😂
Whatever he smoked that shit be hittin for sure ..
😆
Zaza
@@mr.dakamd5444 this shit came out the garden with adam and eve
@@thatsagoddamnlie7915 choppa go fow fow shoot up y'all pow wow tryna make all y'all bleed
@@breezy-kp8rn 21 savage
The Wall: "We gone just walk around !!!" 😆😅🤣😂
I recently went to a comedy club to watch “beginner” comics do stand up and it gave me a whole new appreciation for the skill these dudes have, who have made it big.
He was made for this.
Legit
The 🐐
Easily lol. It’s effortless
Facts
yup
When he said on mommas at the end the whole crowd lit up
Trueeee
Be that’s hella true you’ve never bean to Oakland
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That universal agreement, agreed upon unanimously 😂
My baby daddy every time he drinks he says every sentence no matter what he saying all my grandma all my grandma funny s***🤣🤦♀️🤣
Give Karlous his own Netflix special!!!! Karlous going great places!!! Bra!!!! Keep up the good work.
"Walk around" LMAO
“Refried beans. Who fried them the first time” - K. Miller
No bullshit who did though? 😂😂 Been wondering this shit ever since I was 7.
I was exactly 7 trying to figure this shit out lmao
Lmaoooo 🤣
Your not alone!
Yea before I smoked been thought that
The trick is that you fry onions twice that’s why they be called TT fried so that onion flavor is like an arrow to your heart instantly falling in love with beans 🥰
Drunk guy: `What color is a mirror?'
Me: wow, I've never thought of that
Right
The mirror adapts. Whatever color you put in front of it, it becomes the color 😏
@@notorioezz Nah the mirror itself
Slightly green
@@notorioezz its actually slightly green
The Oakland one was spot on 😂
Hella 😂😂😂
Karlous is underrated 😂
Karlous is too funny and this is so relatable. I got this high and ended up here
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On god thats how it be lol
🤣😂😩😩
Lol 😂😂
Same
“Hella educated on mamas” 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Mane 🤣🤣 not just on my mom, on momas 😂😂
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Gotta subscribes bc I love him ! And I love that your videos are shorts so I can go thru em while I smoke 😂😂😭
Nah I get so high I get dumb asf😂😂😂
😆
Look at Chef Curry on da front row...so inspiring😪😂
Look at curry so inspirational 😂😂😂
Facts!😂
🤣😂
😂😂😂
Chef steph look at curry man
i literally got high with my friend last night and we deadass had a 30-minute-talk about the quantum physics of teleportation
Lmao bruh I’m always in bikini bottom bro so I couldn’t relate
Chill out sheldon
@@coltenloudin8478 he aint sheldon.. sheldon can figure that out in couple min.. he and his friends are penny with a dick
Every person that smokes swears they figure this shit out haha.
Always a great CONVERSATION. 🤓💚🤙
The second part of this set especially was hilarious
🐐
I need more of this man lol
“What color is a mirror” had me fucking dying 😂😂😂😂😂
If you like this "comedy"...please do.
@@Yahooligan72 maybe just let people enjoy what they want 😬
Same 😂
@Daniel Park ok… 157,000 people disagree with you but ok. Do you bud
@@Yahooligan72 wow, so you’re just out here saying people should died based on what type of comedy they like? Well aren’t you a fucking saint.
Steph laughed, ayesha saw he was laughing so she did as well😂
Lmao peeped
Ong😭
Bro I thought I was the only one 🤣
Prolly cuz it’s weed jokes and shit idk
😂😂☠️
This man right here!!! Funny af 😂😂😂
No lie. This one of the funniest newer comedians I personally seen do stand up besides Kevin Hart. Salute to yall legends. 💯
🙏🏾
“who fried em the first time” got me 😭😭
na same dog ☠️
After hearing "the wall" jokes many times, this one actually had another turn
literally
Has another "round" 😆
Frfr lol
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The mirror one got me 🤣🤣🤣
Watching this high was amazing bruh
Got so high one time I started understanding German straight up
Brazy
Ich fühle dich
Lmaooo bruh wtf
Same bro
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Walk arooooound 🤣🤣
😂😂😂
When was this show
Walk Around 😂😂😂😭
🚬🤣I was randomly searching 4 shyyyt... n this was perfect (wow). Much luv
Facts! I'll go through my cabinets thinking about a dish to make, and pull ingredients, wake up, put that shit back. 😂😂
😂😂😂
The first time I got high was the night before an AP exam. I was loaded. I woke up the next morning took the test and felt really confident on my work.
I got a 1.
1 or 100?
A 1 ? 😂😂😂😂😂
@@thebuttermilkgirlisback AP exam is measured from a score of 1-5. He absolutely failed 🤣🤣
@@karen_3 I screamed 🤣🤣😭
🤣🤣🤣
You gotta admit this was straight from Katt Williams Pimp Chronicles book. From my perspective, I took it as Karlous paying homage. He delivered and executed flawlessly
Same subject different jokes.
I agree Rjay - same joke in the same order
He's whack for this.. If a comedian wants to pay homage you gotta an impression. This is a rip off 😫
R ight
thought the same thing soon as he started lol
Genius 💯💯💯💪🏿
Hella times 😂😂😂💯💯💯
Karlous Miller “Does This”. For Real For Real!
😅😅😅😅😅
Whaaaaaaa i can tell. Look Tmac let's get this money booboo I just don't got love connection or dr phill not phill me in but phill the room with money and all get to eat. You have a nice one. Oh I got some emoooootionALLLL Funny comedian jokes but don't let me take my brothas shine.. s_o to brotha KARLOUS MILLER... I call him Carlos. Cause he got a [car] that sits [low]= Carlos got a sick as trans am. Yeeeeee
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*NOT AT ALL*
Imagine if he spotted curry in the crowd and was like "oh shit I must be high asf is that actually Steph at my show? Wtf" 😂
He actually did. Made a joke about steph too. Steph is dying of laughter.
He high asf.. me too watchin this 😁💨😂
I love Karlous Miller. He's so natural.
Bro I’ve had so many conversations with my friends while high 😂😂😂 I could’ve sworn we found the cure for cancer 😂😂
Dayum
Its weed my friend lol, the Cannabinoids kill cancer cells
Ya Neva know fam 🤙🏻😂 ;)
Everybody stay blessed and prayed up Yeshua loves y’all
Amen
Just call him Jesus bro
@@damontejohnson9000 his real name is Yeshua
Jesus doesnt love everybody where did you guys ge that from???
@@natos2334 lol ok bro
i be feeling so smart when im high. i start writing my ideas in my notes 🤣
I'm crying 😂
Pablo : We will just go around 😂😂😂
This reminds of the Katt Williams bit. “So that’s the couch right?”
Yea and when talks about looking at fridge “there aint shit in there”
This is called stealing material 🤷🏻♂️
Exactly what I thought
“Now i can see why they call it a couch, but this bitch right here, this is a love seat, i can’t even sit on it if I aint in love”
This man straight up stole Kat Williams joke
Homie was bouncing in his seat like yeah we gone go around🤣
His eyes lmao🤣🔥
I've definitely been that type of high. I once had the oven on and said to myself "Okay it's not too late. It's only 475" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
thats wild hahha
Wtf😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I think that is definitely relatable when sometimes people get so drunk/high they act as though they have a superpower of intelligence 😂
This is always a classic
Walk around got me😀😀
“Can you wear house shoes in a apartment?”
**Casually cuts to Steph Curry** 😂
Oh look how cool *ANOTHER* quote everybody keeps typing every other comment. How unique...
@@youtubepremium2152 copy and paster
dat Oakland impression was spot on on citas 🤣
On god 🤣😂🤣😂
On mamas
🤣🤣🤣
You feel me? Town biz baby ✊🏾
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I downloaded Tubi just to watch this whole special 😂😂🔥🔥 HILARIOUS
The trainers tho 🔥🔥
Last night, i got so high that i figured out the relationship between Buddhism, psychotherapy and the story of adam and eve with the serpent.
Tell me more......... 😳
SOOOO ME, that’s why I don’t smoke no more
When you start figuring out that this all just some bs
We're listening
Do tell... 👀
I thought the first guy laughing was Stephen Curry lol I went back, It was 😵😵
Same! I was like “he kinda looks like curry” and then I saw his wife and realized it was him 😂
Read the description, its a DeMarcus Cousins event
@@rBlake he was there too lmfao
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@@rBlake who reads the description?
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Homie that took a sip of his drink after that laugh had a good ass night
Steph laughing got me dead 😭.
“Look at curry man.... so inspirational” 😭😭💯
That’s old now gtfo
Shoutout to my bro Boogie Boogie your so hilarious I love this guy he's my favorite comedian
Saving this for some dabs later 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“Walk around!!!”😭😭😭
That shit had me on the floor 😂
Man I hope this man make it big one day, he funny😂
Bro on point with the Hella and On Mommas 🤣🤣
When i have a boring day...i always come back to this master piece shit mahn.... 😊😂😂😅
Appreciate u fam 🙌🏾
Lmfao "who refried them the first time" im fuckjng dead 💀 🤣
His MhmPhmpm is the funniest shii ever.
*AUDIENCE* : AAAAHHHHAAHA
How the hell did you spell it right🤣🤣🤣
🔥🔥🔥
😂😂
The way he says Pablo 😂❤️
“Walk around 🤣🤣”!
“Yea cus home is where yo heart is” 😭😭
One of my favorite comedy shows. I hope you do more !
🔥🔥🔥
Good one!!
THE REFRIED BEAN JOKE GOT IT LMFAOOO
Sounds a lot like Katt Williams joke “I can’t even sit on the love seat unless I’m in love”
Yea, he totally used the frame work of that!
Comedians stealing, that’s new 🙄😴
@@Gen7486 he showing love clown
@@Gen7486 how is that stealing a joke? If he didn't say exactly what he said then it's not stealing and it's not even in the same context like you wanna be old heads love talking like stfu and go take a nap
Lol and Mitch Hedberg said something like, “I like refried beans, but how come we don’t have fried beans? Maybe they’re just as good, and we’re wasting time.” But who cares, he’s funny
To everyone reading this comment, I wish you endless happiness and success! Don’t ever give up on your dreams, stay strong! Good luck and God bless!! 💪🏼🙏🏼❤️ #YangGangBeats
Then send your sister to my home
literally😭😂😭
“ you get so high you get smarhhh “ 🤣🤣
If they ever make another Friday movie I really hope he will be in it 🥴🥴🍃🍃
Lmao I always thought that about refried beans “who fried them the first time?”
Sir Fry a Lot.
It’s a Mitch Hedberg joke..
@@Gen7486 Pretty sure everyone has thought this about refried beans.
Best wishes from Vienna City 🖐🏽👊🏽 Karlous Miller you are amazing
“What color is a mirror?” had me crying 😂
Because as funny as it was, I knew the answer, but not a lot of people look into that fact
I always like how comedians do a big punchline then in an instant no hesitation just like “ok bye”