ASMR Loop: The Perfect Sandwich - Unintentional ASMR - 1 Hour
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- Опубликовано: 23 сен 2020
- Couple folks requested this ASMR Classic a while back and I’ve finally getting around to looping it. If I haven’t looped your request yet- hang in there! Doing my best to get to em. Love his accent and his attention to detail. Very minor audio editing for ASMR. This video will make anyone hungry! Hope you enjoy!
Channel: / @irishtimes
Original Video: • Mícheál Ó Muircheartai...
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I’m so sorry to have to tell you all but this legend of Irish sports commentary died today. National hero. RIP Micheal.😢
Gotta love how he uses magic words to summon the tomatos. A true wizard
Irish people dont speak a different language, Irish people are just wizards
cupla tomato
It’s another language fleiche
@@theorigonalsp4d congratulations
Acio tomato!
Not seeing/hearing him take a bite of his precious ham sandwich is maddening…THE MAN IS LITERALLY SALIVATING
😂😂 I was just thinking this!!
If he thinks that butter or margarine makes no difference in a sandwich makes me wonder whether his taste buds have crossed the West Kerry border without him.
Lmao - he also forgoes “adhesives” on his sandwich
I really want to know how this video came to be in the first place. Like, did the scientists come to his house and go, “Michael, there’s a problem. We’ve... we’ve forgotten how to make a sandwich. Everyone everywhere has. I know you’re just a sports commentator, but Michael... you’re the only one left. Please help us. We need to record it for mass distribution.”
I choose to believe this is exactly how it went down. hahaha
YESSS
talk about a gap in the market!
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clearly hurling fans reading the irish times want to know how michael makes a bad sandwich
I'm not going to memorize all those magic spells just to make a sandwich
The one he casts before he cuts it in half is the only one you need to know lol
He could have added a bit of Vinsanto, make a little… soggyy
Brown bread. Wholemeal.
“I don’t like the modern idea of making two triangles out of it”
I didn’t realize triangle vs square was so controversial
I did some healing on the bread, I did some healing on the boiled ham, I did some healing on the cupla tomatoes, I compared the length of the two sandwich triangles what we call triangles, ...
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Hilarious!
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👈🤟👉🤘👇🤞👌🖐️👈👇✋🤚👆
Thank you this was great 😀
“I like plenty of it. Substance to it.” * puts 2 pieces of ham on the bread*
To be fair they are quite thick. Compared to the sliced deli meat you get it's much more
@@StealthySpace7 you know they remind me of razor blades ...
@@MrZombieUK I still don't know what the hell kind of meat resembles razor blades.
@HoboHunterr1001 He means because its so thin.
@@PH5221 I wonder if he means that bacon looks like multi-razor shavers when it's packed up.....what a bizarre metaphor that haunts my dreams.
I put this on to fall asleep to. Then stay up for an hour reading all the comments and laughing my butt off!!! Between the sandwich man and the curtain lady, i get no sleep .😂
A man of culture 😂
Curtain lady is good too. How about the healing? I did some healing in your emotional body. I go back to that one too.
9 out of 10 people who've tried razor blades
prefer ham.
The tenth one's dead.
His hand movements are the best. Not too fast. Not too slow.
for those that desire the most distinguished gentleman's sandwich breath
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Which video is that from?? I see it referenced so many times lol
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@@Sarah-zf1kp from the cranial nerve exam of a sportsman
“An chaed rud eile a dhaheanfadh me ansin na cupla tomato” [Irish Gaelic] = “The next thing I would do was then add a few tomatoes.”
“Piosa eile ansin agus piosa eile ar an dtaobh sin” = “Another piece then and another piece on that side.”
“Gach rud” = “Everything”
go raibh maith agat
I think he’s actually speaking Irish Gaelic! Scott’s Gael is similar but not the same language :)
I don't understand or speak it, but it would be a real loss if Gaelic would die out. It's such a neat language.
Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh is a famous Gaelic sports commentator from Co. Kerry in Ireland so he is actually speaking Irish Gaelic, more specifically the Munster dialect. Very similar but the spellings and pronunciations are slightly different 🙃
This man is Irish, hes speaking Irish, not scots gaelic. Different countries, different languages.
That is the raggediest sandwich I ever saw
This chap is a well known sports commentator in Ireland
He's probably the best known I'd say, closest comparison even though he's been retired for some years would be John Madden in America IMO
Thank you for telling us that, I really didn't know. I just know he makes a mean sandwich and doesn't like packet deli meat because it reminds him of razor blades, at times
The makes so much sense now! No what he can't stop comparing the sandwich to football
not for his terrible sandwiches then?
@@Hal566 Terrible? Sir you best get out of here fast before the community beats you to West Kerry
I would say that this sandwich is dry af but this man is producing so much saliva in 4 minutes that he's probably fine
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I looked for this comment 🤣
This comment needs thousands of likes.
Hahahaha
His mouth is ready for that sandwich!
SANDWICH FOR WAR - I'm talking about the second world war.
Despite not being a regular sandwich maker, he stands square and faces the bench.
Over the course of this video he establishes 3 or 4 key things to making a sandwich:
0:12 - He establishes the style and colour of the bread he will use.
0:31 - With regard to the spread it's very important that we have a single break just as the spread hits the bread, OK.
0:46 - The ham shoulder should have a quarter of an inch only, and should sit in the correct place - any more than that then the sandwich starts to collapse when eating.
1:33 - He uses three fingers to depict the right placement for the tomatoes.
2:03 - Sometimes the lettuce length challenges this whole fitting. Half an inch excess in the front allows one to see the curvature of the sandwich and the silhouette. If the bread was pulling across the center it would be an indication of the bread being too small. The bread should lie nice and flat - if it were bowing it would be an indication that it isn't accommodating the ingredients properly, OK.
2:48 - He ensures the sandwich height is correct and amends the length of each side, he feels absolutely comfortable and remains square standing. With regards to the sandwich cut, its very important that we have a single break just as the knife hits the top of the bread, OK.
Ultimately he creates a sandwich which is square and unstructured, which begins to collapse upon eating.
Does that feel comfortable? Perfect.
There you are Sir, that is your sandwich making complete.
Have you worked at Buckingham palace mate cus you sound like you have
HAHAHAHAHAJAHA THANK YOU SIR
this comment right here
hey dude, epic comment , hahahahah
Hahahahahhah stelllaaaar
"Perfect sandwich" Where's the cheese, homie?
The Man uses sliced bread, butter on a ham/crudes sandwich, adds no cheese, no herbs, no sauce... You already know this is so far away from the perfection...
You're right, @@AimBoT0969 ... except in that case, it's not adding more complication but instead making better choices : french baguette, mayo, real tomatoes... ham looks tasty though
That's unnatural.
@@S.M.Jean-Mahmoud_Ier he said : TO ME it's a perfect sandwich.
Came in late one night and felt peckish! Basically meaning he's "Shit faced"
My grandmother was born in Ireland and came to America when she was in her twenties. I miss her Irish borouge. It was so soothing.
Love this vid, and the other one where he does turkey/ham on a bagel. I do always find it amusing though when he goes “I like plenty of it (ham)” and then puts two tiny slivers on and goes “now that would be sufficient.”
I cant find the bagel version :(
I was thinking that i've seen another video of him making a sandwich, that's the one!
Absinthe Minded yeah I can’t find it anymore either, very sad about it. He had some good lines in that one too - “Now, what goes with turkey? Ham!”
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@This is the best name i could come up with exactly. I find that half the people on the comments have no idea on making a fucking sandwich! 😂
it sounds like he’s drooling while making it. 🤣
I've always watched the original video and now I found this loop. Thank you!
I've tried a lot of ASMR videos, most just don't do anything for me. This one (and Cheaney Shoes) are the best.
I recommend the panettone one, have you seen it?
I don’t normally eat boiled ham but when I do it better be substantial.
The most dramatic sandwich ever made.
This guy should be a character in The Witcher 3: Where after completing the questline "Peckish" you will recieve the recipe of making "The Perfect Sandwich" and some bottles of "Old Irish Saliva" wich is required in making the sandwich.
I've just used 1 of his Gaelic phrases, and I've just rearranged the furniture
“I would then get ham that’s mmboiled at home.”
Thank you so much for making a loop video with this one.
The unrivalled master of unintentional ASMR. The tradition will live on forever, I think.❤
BROWN BREAD...WHOLE MEAL
For someone who isn't a regular sandwich maker, he sure has a big opinion about it xD
Bread was never meant to be triangular. The greatest truth of our time....
After the second worold wawar.
This got me good 😂
Cried laughing at this comment, Christ on a bike hahahahaha. 😂
I'm weeeakkk lol
The sandwich breath is strong with this one...
This is glorious, you’re on fire with the uploads this year Loopz!! 🙌
Thank you so much! :)
Boiled ham...a sacrilege in Texas
I'm fascinated by this video. Someone not particularly interested in sandwiches, who can't make a very good sandwich, gets a video made where he espouses his sandwich-making wisdom in prolonged depth? Enjoy the ASMR of it though.
wackiest videos make the best asmr videos. lol
His sandwich breath must be amazing.
Thank you for this video! I was tired of replaying the other one
Glad to help!
I so have a lot of time for this man! Amazing guy who I could listen to all day!
Featuring the cutting edge in post-war tomato technology
R.I.P Mícheál Ó Muircheartaigh, forever a legend of the GAA, he will be missed by so many 💔🇮🇪
This sandwich is, as they say in Europe, "arse."
Finally! My favorite vid as loop. Thanks.
YES! Thank you!!!!! I LOVE this video. I always hated how short it was. I r a genius. Really thank you!!!!!!
I love this. I despise "acted" ASMR. Can't stand the forced whispering, lip smacking and paused speaking along with all the forced "soothing" noises. This is as natural as it comes. Perfect, naturally occurring ASMR. The best. How can people stand fake ones?
My local grocery store promotes their fresh ham coldcuts with a big sign that includes the phrase "Always Sliced Thin as Razor Blades", and there's a picture of a Deli Cenobite who is drooling. 😆
Was hoping you would do this one! You're the greatest!
Yes! I was waiting for this one!
When he's done and holds up the sandwich, you can just see Bumstead rolling his eyes.
Probably not too many people here who’ve read Blondie...
Thank you for this loop. Good night.
Thanks for putting this together
can you even imagine talking to this guy about literally anything and him just making references to football
Rest in peace... forever an Irish Legend.
YESSSSSS!! Just about to request this one, only to find it’s been here all along!
trying to stay just a step ahead of ya! :D
It’s like a tv show father ted would watch.
Thank you for looping this video !
This is quite relaxing! Thank you for the tingles, Loopz!
I always appreciate the love, Professor! :)
How- how TF does ham look like Razor Blades?!
Perfect Sandwich*tomato falls out immediately
Thanks so much for looping this one! 🥪
No Problemo! :)
This one makes me hungry every damn time.
Yas! One of my all time favs ❤️
Everytime I see cherry tomatoes, I can't help but remember Denethor sloppily eating tomatoes in Return of the King. If that scene wasn't so funny, it'd probably make good ASMR.
Yes! Same exact thing for me! Dude eats so disgustingly in that scene. Juices just flying everywhere!
I thought those were grapes all this time
makes you really think. He got up one day and decided to make a sandwich and record it. Also may I remind everyone that bread wasn't always square shaped. it once had a oval shape because they weren't cooked in tins
probably the best part of the week after christmas or easter is having all that left over honey glazed ham, and making these kind of thick freshly sliced ham sandwiches. sliced tomato, lettuce, butter, mayo, sweet & spicy brown mustard, thick slices of juicy ham. oh yessss
I just came, get me a towel.
That would be a real treat!
He died today, aged 93. He was the voice of hurling and football on RTE and a national treasure. Ar dheis Dé go raibh a hanam.
I don't know what's better:
The fact that he boils his own ham?
The way he's almost lyrical about his cherry tomatoes?
The like button exploding over a 65+ year old man making a sandwich?
Pretty relaxing nevertheless ;)
He's just amazing! I have a lot of time for him
He just passed away at age 93. Rest in peace LEGEND.
I’d like to see a similar video of him putting on his shoes and socks.
now, that's a thought!
This Irish legend passed away today. Three cheers for Micheál. Ar deis Dé go raibh a anam. RIP.
I love you loopy sloopy! No drugs....just sleep.
I like the green too!
Loving the bit of Irish 😍
Damn I feel peckish as hell !!!
This guy’s voice is magic!
The amount of spells this man is casting, he probably has 100 Alteration just to make this godlike sandwich
A whole fuckin hour of brown bread.
Whole meal.
So sin agaibh é.
Perfect!
This sandwich will make me have a very happy heart a very happy heart indeed
God bless that man. I remember him every time I make a sandwich.
This sandwich is in line with the Alexander technique
He lived to 90 years eating these sandwiches. He must know something.
The secret is living and eating simply
Irish whiskey. Daily. To be sure.
@@BWater-yq3jxHe’s a life long teetotaler.
I don't understand why this is an ASMR classic
Its a good sandwich for when I am feeling a bit pekish
All these ingredients look incredible on their own, and like an absolute jamoke-town when combined into this atrocity
YES! This might be as close as you can get to making a sandwich with out it being a parody. It’s comically bad
He compares everything to football. I love sports fanatics. 😄
I don’t think I’ve ever used cherry tomatoes on a sandwich.
“Doctor, Mr. LaFontaine has been waiting in room two for ten minutes.”
Ah, the old snack of milk and tomatoes. Classic.
"Bread should be square" proceeds to cut it into rectangles.
“The loop will live on forever I think.”
Don’t forget the extra saliva that’s dripping down while making this sandwich
FINALLY!
With his instructions it was pretty relaxing, but to be honest that’s a real train wreck of a sandwich.
Probably why he's not a regular sandwich maker.
Well he did said this sandwich is for peckish, peckish people cant distinguish taste and looks so they will eat anything
@@rdu239 Are you sure you know what "peckish" means? 🤣🤣
@@rdu239 'Peckish?' I thought he was Irish.
@@kongwubba81 xD
My new dnd character is a wizard who's cantra is to make ham, tomato and lettuce sandwiches, on whole meal bread.