Survival Myths That Could Get You Killed

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  • @tylerjohnson6923
    @tylerjohnson6923 6 лет назад +2322

    ACTUAL BEAR SURVIVAL TIPS:
    Black Bear- Make yourself as big as possible. Hold up a jacket or other clothing item. Make loud noises and yell. If it does attack(VERY Unlikely) fight back, hit the eyes and snout.
    Brown(Grizzly) Bear- Play dead, or alowly back away low to the ground. If you stay big or approach they think of you as a chellenger, they will fight until you go down(and you will). Thry will most likely not kill you when you go down(There is about a 1% chance thst they will kill you. You are no longer a threat. REMEMBER: They eat fish NOT Humans)
    White(Polar) Bear- The only was is to kill it(shoot it with a gun). Polar Bears have been known to stalk groups of men for weeks at a time. It WILL fight. If you play dead it will maul you. If you fight they will fight back until you are dead. Always go out with a gun when in an area with polar bears. If you are still reading, thank you. Please comment that you read to the end. THANKS.

    • @chadliu5005
      @chadliu5005 6 лет назад +40

      i did

    • @tylerjohnson6923
      @tylerjohnson6923 6 лет назад +90

      Mountain Rider i agree with you on thee bear spray part, but the authorities in the area will understand if you kill the animal because it is a threat of attack. If you kill the animal by hunting and killing as a trophy it is then illegal

    • @thecipher8495
      @thecipher8495 6 лет назад +10

      i dont know who to believe right now. so grizzly should be, just play dead? or drop down to the ground and move back slowly?

    • @keithdavanzo1798
      @keithdavanzo1798 5 лет назад +14

      Read to the end

    • @АлександърИванов-щ8ю
      @АлександърИванов-щ8ю 5 лет назад +18

      Khabib,the type of guy who is going to challenge a polar bear and smesh it.

  • @galloviking4766
    @galloviking4766 6 лет назад +477

    So, about the snake bite... how do I find a hospital in the wild?

    • @tobznoobs
      @tobznoobs 6 лет назад +64

      GalloViking that what i was thinking, if the city is 4 hours away , you're dead

    • @imlunarcobra
      @imlunarcobra 6 лет назад +120

      Ask the snake

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 6 лет назад +102

      Spam the medic button

    • @harryharyadi449
      @harryharyadi449 6 лет назад +5

      Poopy Pigeon · 5 years ago im talking about bf1 with the need medic spam and everyone avoiding and not healing you

    • @scottyj6226
      @scottyj6226 6 лет назад +58

      two guys out hunting, hours away from help, one goes to take a leak and gets snake bit on the you know what. The other gets on his sat-phone and calls up a hospital for advice. Doctor says, "cut an x between the fang marks and try and suck the poison out." the guy says, "got it," and hangs up. his friend asks, "what'd the doctor say?" he gave his friend a serious look and said, "I'm sorry bud, you're gonna die."

  • @cres1
    @cres1 5 лет назад +1381

    In Canada, we have a good system for bears,
    If it’s brown lie down
    If it’s black fight back
    If it’s white say goodnight

    • @phenomenalprofile7189
      @phenomenalprofile7189 5 лет назад +140

      if you find a polar bear your ded no matter what

    • @AmberKrenn
      @AmberKrenn 5 лет назад +46

      i've been seeing this saying a bit, seems better than any ideas i would have in a beary situation :p

    • @redengineer4826
      @redengineer4826 5 лет назад +69

      If you see a polar bear use a 12. Gauge obviously.

    • @scarcieiani5763
      @scarcieiani5763 5 лет назад +15

      @@redengineer4826 pmsl

    • @tryhard_gamer8213
      @tryhard_gamer8213 5 лет назад +14

      If it’s a polar bear what you could try to do is make a lot of noise to scare them

  • @goksi1093
    @goksi1093 5 лет назад +180

    Bear attacks color blind person.
    Game over.

    • @alexanders860
      @alexanders860 5 лет назад +21

      You have to pretend dead while fighting back.

    • @arontraktoros6274
      @arontraktoros6274 5 лет назад

      @@alexanders860 lol

    • @sam5919
      @sam5919 5 лет назад +2

      @@alexanders860 if it's a polar bear u can't do anything without a gun

    • @WolfGr33d
      @WolfGr33d 4 года назад

      Make yourself as big as possible and play possum.

    • @pikazacian242
      @pikazacian242 3 года назад

      I know many colour blind people, and they've told me that's not how it works, it's not the loss of being able to see colours, it's not being able to differentiate between certain colours, brown black and white are all colours that are easy for them to tell apart, it tends to be with green/orange blue/purple and yellow-green/green I'm also pretty sure red/orange is a common one, but brown/black/white is simple

  • @Apoc_Bone_Daddy
    @Apoc_Bone_Daddy 6 лет назад +4271

    As an former Call Of Duty soldier and Survivalist from both Fallout and S.T.A.L.K.E.R., I can say that the best thing to do in emergency situations is to level up as much as possible and steal everything, if that doesn't help, you'll just respawn, so no big deal

  • @Zunken
    @Zunken 6 лет назад +341

    I watched for two minutes and all I can think is "if you can contact medical help then you are not really in a survival situation, are you?"

    • @joelouis321
      @joelouis321 6 лет назад +15

      Zunken if you get bit by a snake you are in an immediate survival situation, no matter where you are.

    • @alostlonewolf
      @alostlonewolf 6 лет назад +3

      Exactly

    • @alostlonewolf
      @alostlonewolf 6 лет назад +8

      joelouis321 thats not what the term means

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад +19

      joelouis321
      Life or death, not survival. Sometimes they are related. But they are not the same thing.

    • @Zunken
      @Zunken 6 лет назад +5

      Chrono Mitsurugi Exactly. Thank you.

  • @WinStunSmith
    @WinStunSmith 5 лет назад +2069

    Chuck Norris doesn’t carry bear spray.
    Bears carry Chuck Norris spray.

  • @Callabungah
    @Callabungah 5 лет назад +352

    Doctors: *What Did The Snake Look Like?*
    Me: *Long And It Hisses..*

    • @FurnitureFan
      @FurnitureFan 5 лет назад +18

      "I found it in the desert, while I was digging for water."

    • @Lupo32
      @Lupo32 5 лет назад +4

      Dammit they know
      - 🐍

    • @meldoop2459
      @meldoop2459 3 года назад

      And it looks like a snake

  • @carmeldm3331
    @carmeldm3331 5 лет назад +1689

    lost in the wild?
    walk to the doctors

  • @AliMakaveli
    @AliMakaveli 5 лет назад +2558

    *Greatest Survival Tip: DON'T LEAVE YOUR HOUSE*

    • @tranceemerson8325
      @tranceemerson8325 5 лет назад +55

      unless its on fire.. now what beeyach? :)) lel

    • @imsoongrai1799
      @imsoongrai1799 5 лет назад +56

      @@tranceemerson8325 greatest survival tip:dont get your house on fire
      Second greatest survival tip:*DONT LEAVE YOUR HOUSE*

    • @RonnellW
      @RonnellW 5 лет назад +19

      What if their in your house

    • @tranceemerson8325
      @tranceemerson8325 5 лет назад +7

      @@imsoongrai1799 a freak accident? Lol

    • @cathiproctor6877
      @cathiproctor6877 5 лет назад +16

      Ronnell adyn greatest survival tip: never let bears in your house

  • @Krimay.
    @Krimay. 5 лет назад +638

    Survival Tip : Dont Eat The Yellow Snow..

  • @omittingsilence
    @omittingsilence 5 лет назад +734

    Bitten by a snake
    In a jungle
    I will just walk to a hospital
    hours later
    God dangit

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 5 лет назад +19

      Roman Rynning Ikr that was so dumb

    • @twiterthedoge5551
      @twiterthedoge5551 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @aequinox4673
      @aequinox4673 5 лет назад +17

      The fact that you imagine yourself going so deep into a jungle, and all alone without anyone else, is unrealistic unless that's your job description.

    • @Joe-3.
      @Joe-3. 5 лет назад +15

      Aequinox
      Jumanji: hold my beer

    • @SrmthfgRockLee
      @SrmthfgRockLee 5 лет назад +5

      WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE WHERE WE HAVE FUN&GAMES

  • @anjastrnad3583
    @anjastrnad3583 5 лет назад +154

    _That's why I rather stay home, watch netflix, play roblox an eat fast and nasty food_

  • @jaredthomas7993
    @jaredthomas7993 5 лет назад +464

    Instructions unclear: ender dragon killed me

    • @Apackjuice
      @Apackjuice 5 лет назад +18

      @@destruxandexploze2552 nah he plays minecraft not fortnite

    • @meinfisch2056
      @meinfisch2056 5 лет назад +3

      Minecraft!

    • @TamWam_
      @TamWam_ 5 лет назад +2

      PigsSchoolMinecraft Birthday yep

    • @girljams
      @girljams 5 лет назад +2

      yes

    • @kamilgarbien7136
      @kamilgarbien7136 5 лет назад +5

      He punched me to void and i died

  • @ziekmanny
    @ziekmanny 5 лет назад +366

    how about dont go outside in the first place

    • @hyejoo5244
      @hyejoo5244 5 лет назад +7

      9,999,999 IQ

    • @sh4d0wgamer
      @sh4d0wgamer 5 лет назад +4

      Exactly,i like how he is talkin

    • @nakkileipareikalappi1097
      @nakkileipareikalappi1097 5 лет назад +6

      Manuel Eziekwe true, who wants to see that huge yellow ball on the sky whatever it is.

    • @ziekmanny
      @ziekmanny 5 лет назад +1

      @@nakkileipareikalappi1097 ikr

    • @Ajani_the_Insani
      @Ajani_the_Insani 5 лет назад +3

      Or just go into creative mode.

  • @leafman4701
    @leafman4701 5 лет назад +244

    "Expert":"The moss always grows on the north side of trees."
    *There's moss surrounding all of the tree*
    Me: "N A N I ?

    • @brookles6177
      @brookles6177 5 лет назад +4

      It's true though. Have you ever walked around in a forest? I have. Looking at my will do you no good.

    • @scottricklaroque7428
      @scottricklaroque7428 5 лет назад +5

      It is actually true sometimes, deciding when is the problem, get a compass to see if it is one of those situations would be best then you know if it is on the north side or not.

    • @mattwyrick8394
      @mattwyrick8394 5 лет назад +1

      Here's a good survival tip. Remember which way you came. That way you will never get lost. The only time I've used a compass has been when I am hiking TOO some place. Once I've been there I can always find my way back.

    • @grantriley7895
      @grantriley7895 5 лет назад

      @@mattwyrick8394 same

  • @musicformed
    @musicformed 6 лет назад +2062

    WHAAAT? You need to filter water?? I never thought about that. You know I just love it when water is really brown that gives it that nice texture

    • @bobthebuilder3265
      @bobthebuilder3265 6 лет назад +145

      Music for Meditation and the taste. I just can't drink water that doesn't taste like sewage.

    • @ipadmini7609
      @ipadmini7609 6 лет назад +40

      Stop watching youtube.. Focus more on your education dude.....

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад +21

      Music for Meditation
      Mother Earth Flavor. Yum.

    • @AdornedProduct1
      @AdornedProduct1 6 лет назад +66

      Everyone is a woosher

    • @Chrono_Mitsurugi
      @Chrono_Mitsurugi 6 лет назад +27

      The Real Potato
      Shh, don't tell them.

  • @krissisk4163
    @krissisk4163 6 лет назад +1393

    More bear advice: wear little bells on your shoes so you don't surprise them. Identify bears in the area by the droppings. Black bear droppings have nuts and berries. Grizzly droppings have little bells.

    • @dshadow7156
      @dshadow7156 6 лет назад +15

      Kris Sisk....that be funny!

    • @Dev1nci
      @Dev1nci 6 лет назад +144

      Kris Sisk I find it often helps to walk up to the bear and introduce yourself with a polite handshake. After all he has all the sharp teeth, you wouldn’t want him thinking you’re rude.

    • @tylerthegrimm
      @tylerthegrimm 6 лет назад +6

      Kris Sisk lol

    • @absynthefaerie
      @absynthefaerie 6 лет назад +27

      Wear little noisy bells but walk as quietly as you can to not make noise, yup that’s logic.

    • @chiarasible6610
      @chiarasible6610 6 лет назад +3

      lol

  • @daddyshrek6838
    @daddyshrek6838 5 лет назад +249

    In mother Russia, You dont play dead, bears play dead

    • @catassassin6015
      @catassassin6015 5 лет назад +10

      Shouldn't it be dead plays you? *wait a minute...*
      (You and death playing a sports game, and he beats you by 30 points)
      HMMMMM

    • @password7099
      @password7099 5 лет назад

      daddy shrek ciok

    • @andrewhu5482
      @andrewhu5482 5 лет назад +5

      In mother Russia, Dead plays you

    • @daddyshrek6838
      @daddyshrek6838 5 лет назад

      Cat Assassin ii

    • @jinkoir9192
      @jinkoir9192 5 лет назад +1

      You mean Soviet Russia ?

  • @wyatt_iley
    @wyatt_iley 5 лет назад +142

    Bears are faster than Olympic sprinters? I am most likely too when I'm chased by a bear.

    • @mitjakovac278
      @mitjakovac278 5 лет назад +7

      unless ur able to run faster than 90 miles per hour ur moat likley gonna be mistaken for a deer and become a very untasty snack for the bear

    • @Thomas-rw4dx
      @Thomas-rw4dx 5 лет назад +10

      @@mitjakovac278 it was a joke, buzzkill

    • @av-lc2re
      @av-lc2re 5 лет назад +6

      @@mitjakovac278 bears dont run 90 mph ._.

    • @lwbdzz9051
      @lwbdzz9051 5 лет назад +3

      Bears are as fast as horse nevermind an Olympic runner haha

    • @alvexok5523
      @alvexok5523 3 года назад +1

      @@Thomas-rw4dx Buzz Killington, how bout a good long story about a bridge (rubbing my eyes)

  • @merubindono
    @merubindono 6 лет назад +2293

    How to survive in the wild:
    1. Don't leave the safety of your parents' basement

    • @Sootiepuff
      @Sootiepuff 6 лет назад +56

      Márk Bányai your mom

    • @PoeLemic
      @PoeLemic 6 лет назад +14

      That's where I am (in Mommie's Basement), and I'm never leaving. Porn & food -- too good here !!!

    • @vxskud
      @vxskud 6 лет назад +16

      Staying in the city is a good way to avoid being lost in the wilderness plus the city has bathrooms and take out

    • @vxskud
      @vxskud 6 лет назад +9

      No

    • @samiamtheman7379
      @samiamtheman7379 6 лет назад +38

      How to survive in the wild:
      2. Don't go there. Our ancestors built civilization because the wild fucking sucks.

  • @-AVAVV-
    @-AVAVV- 5 лет назад +346

    Good survival tips thank you, i really love how going to hospital is a survival tip.

    • @Kamsex
      @Kamsex 5 лет назад +5

      😂😂

    • @a9aventador574
      @a9aventador574 5 лет назад +2

      DONT LISTEN TO THE BLACK BEAR TIP MAKE YOURSELF BIGGER ON THAT ONE

    • @hi-pq7xv
      @hi-pq7xv 5 лет назад

      you are so stupid

    • @jacobcoutts9335
      @jacobcoutts9335 5 лет назад

      Hospital isn’t a survival tip!

    • @josephroye1124
      @josephroye1124 5 лет назад

      I'm glad someone said it

  • @Sarah-ru8ku
    @Sarah-ru8ku 5 лет назад +395

    There was this survivor of a black bear attack and they almost died because they heard the myth of playing dead. They had to get a lot of body parts amputated

    • @LALOsings
      @LALOsings 5 лет назад +7

      But this says don't do it for other species like the black blear but if you play dead won't the still eat you 😂

    • @youngzuko2372
      @youngzuko2372 5 лет назад +6

      Charlotte if they are hungry most of the time it’s over territory

    • @crackedblock2264
      @crackedblock2264 5 лет назад +6

      Yeah, well with Grizzlies that's the only thing you can do if you cant climb a tree or didnt bring bear spray. You're a fool if you rely on one sole source of protection.

    • @Sarah-ru8ku
      @Sarah-ru8ku 5 лет назад +2

      @@crackedblock2264 yep. Cause if you rely on someone too much, you wont learn to do stuff yourself

    • @fortnite-pro--fortnite-mas2665
      @fortnite-pro--fortnite-mas2665 5 лет назад +6

      @@LALOsings Bear know if you are alive or dead. And if you just lie and play dead, then the bear can easily eat you because you are so easy catch

  • @calamitycubed
    @calamitycubed 5 лет назад +75

    Greatest survival tip: Never dig straight down

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 5 лет назад +1

      I liked but mumbo proved it mostly safe.

    • @sylwianowicki2666
      @sylwianowicki2666 4 года назад +2

      Wrong it is very safe

    • @doomfox6241
      @doomfox6241 4 года назад +1

      That works for MC cuz ppl do it and it’s bad,
      But in real life, it’s still bad, but....
      I don’t think anyone is going around digging holes to survive

    • @minecraftmikeyofficial3216
      @minecraftmikeyofficial3216 4 года назад

      😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @tkn2597
    @tkn2597 5 лет назад +197

    And the number 1 survival tip is...
    *Don't go into the wild just stay in the comfort of your home.*

  • @halyketarrant
    @halyketarrant 5 лет назад +93

    "You should sit in the shade."
    YUP. in the DESERT.
    How stupid from me to not think about that in the first place!

    • @azhar1333
      @azhar1333 5 лет назад

      Hatty Tarrant find a big cactus

    • @Hahahehe126
      @Hahahehe126 5 лет назад +5

      Moving during night in desert is dangerous.. You can't see the Snakes(Rattlesnakes) scorpions or spiders (Black widow), they also hunt for prey during night and hard to spot because of their camouflaging ability

    • @ryhan9896
      @ryhan9896 5 лет назад +3

      @@Hahahehe126 find a long stick and sweep it across on the ground as you walk forward.

    • @Hahahehe126
      @Hahahehe126 5 лет назад +1

      @@ryhan9896 I believe it will just provoke the animal when you hit it

    • @ryhan9896
      @ryhan9896 5 лет назад +4

      @@Hahahehe126 well you jave a weapon with you. The stick which you sweep across in front of you will give you good distance. The only major threat i see is a desert snake which can be easily tackled. Strike the head of the snake. Hold it down. Grab its neck. It can no longer do any harm. And in such conditions you can eat it aswell.

  • @Darri3n
    @Darri3n 6 лет назад +218

    This whole video is a contradiction. Survive in the wild.
    Snakebite: Go to the hospital at a leisurely pace. If you're that close, you aren't in the wild. You're down the street.
    These are more camping tips than survival because most of the tips involve items you wouldn't have in a real survival situation.

    • @RoughAndWretchedRAW
      @RoughAndWretchedRAW 5 лет назад +10

      Can you imagine spending a night on a bed with no roof in the rain or in the snow? You're dead. The bed is a necessity for rest but if you get your roof built you can sit up all night in the rain still dry then build a bed in the morning then rest. It don't work the other way around because you'll be soaked in the morning and won't have rested anyway. This is what happens when someones idea of the wild is setting up a pup tent in the back yard. You gotta watch these so called survivalists doing videos also. Just watched this video yesterday 3 days winter camping. BS. he had the tent and the stove but nothing set up to sleep at all. He was day camping and pretending to be out there all night. All he showed was lighting the stove and cooking on the stove. He also mentioned he gets paid if you buy the stove and mention his Channel. I always try not to criticize people but things like this really piss me off because survival is not a joke. Even winter camping is survival because nature doesn't just pause when shit goes wrong. Lives are risked with bad advice or bad equipment recommendations. I've spent a lot of time in the bush in all weather to the worst extremes. Believe me nature has no pause button and screw ups caused by ignorance compound extremely fast. Best piece of advice I can give is before you take any advice off of youtube check the rest of their content. A single survival tips or critique video surrounded by top ten yoga moves and top ten cell phone charger myths probably aren't giving advice you want to bet your life on.

    • @xy6830
      @xy6830 5 лет назад

      Exactly...

    • @xy6830
      @xy6830 5 лет назад

      @@RoughAndWretchedRAW Yes my friend... Nature doesn't its course stop looking at your condition

    • @michaelsteven5194
      @michaelsteven5194 5 лет назад

      Or just call for the doctor if u got bitten in the hospital

    • @bobbyhill4118
      @bobbyhill4118 5 лет назад

      Darri3n I agree. I haven’t even watched more than a second into the video, so all I do is give out some of my advice on survival. I always pack my ten C’s and some other items based on the climate in that area. In my area, it’s -10 degrees, but it can exceed 110 degrees in the summer.

  • @pixelmaster9964
    @pixelmaster9964 5 лет назад +142

    i think the whole point of survival tips is in the scenario that you don't have access to a hospital

    • @pakhisingha8959
      @pakhisingha8959 4 года назад +1

      Yeah and you wait till you get to the hospital because again the point of survival is to get out of the hell you're in and get back home or you know, be rescued.

    • @Utriedit215
      @Utriedit215 2 года назад

      The whole point of survival is to survive meaning not die🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @JZJ7777
      @JZJ7777 2 года назад

      I still don’t think sucking venom is a good idea.

  • @AlexKing-tg9hl
    @AlexKing-tg9hl 5 лет назад +1268

    For the 1% of people who see this comment I just wanted to tell you
    That God loves you ♥️

  • @blankoblanko5839
    @blankoblanko5839 5 лет назад +439

    *All My Friends Are Eating Steak And Snow*
    -Twenty One Pilots

  • @khk700
    @khk700 5 лет назад +1203

    Here is my survival tip:
    Stay at home.

  • @toasteronabagel
    @toasteronabagel 5 лет назад +41

    Alot of things about this are wrong. For example, if you are frostbitten do not drink anything warm at first, you should drink "room temperature" at first, drinking something warm after frostbite can induce shock and kill you

  • @countcampula
    @countcampula 6 лет назад +1610

    >Survival situation.
    >"Just goto the hospital."

    • @MathasiaJ
      @MathasiaJ 6 лет назад +16

      Grand Admiral Thrawn not necessarily "survival situation" but "semi-likely accident". Knowing the proper first aid treatment to a snakebite is good, but if you can, get to a hospital. You're likely not gonna be *that* far away from one on a normal hike where you get bit.

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад +15

      Matt S-J unless you're in Australia or sparsely populated parts of Africa, or out in the Arizona deserts, though Arizona gives you a better chance of being close enough to get to a hospital because the bites you're likely to sustain don't kill as quickly as some of the venomous snakes in the other two locations. A lot of the ones in Australia will kill you within half an hour or less.

    • @MathasiaJ
      @MathasiaJ 6 лет назад +5

      Don't forget to drink your Cyanide The video is a general video aimed at a large viewer base. I'm not gonna sit here and argue with you over the potency of Australian snakes, but having some knowledge of the area you plan to be in is always helpful. Also, the more dangerous snakes are generally in the outback, where pretty much everything can and will kill you, so being extra prepared is very helpful. An emergency beacon or a sat phone is essential. Also, tying a bloodflow restrictor(basically a loose tourniquet) will slow down the spread of the venom and you will gain a little extra time to have your travelling partner find reception to call an airlift, or activate the aforementioned emergency beacon. Being able to identify the snake and recount the type of snake to your 911 operator will put you higher on the list of priorities as far as emergency response. Carrying antidotes to snakes in the area is also good, if you're that paranoid.

    • @sinandcyanide7505
      @sinandcyanide7505 6 лет назад +9

      Matt S-J while tying a tourniquet will slow the spread, it's a bad idea. It causes additional damage to the area of the bite, sometimes causing loss of a limb that otherwise could have been saved. It also restricts blood flow in general. In Tennessee, a well-meaning passerby used a tourniquet to help a farmer who'd been bitten by a snake. When the farmer arrived at the hospital, his blood pressure was so low from the tourniquet around his arm that he was only minutes from death. Do not tie it off. Honestly, you might be better off just amputating the limb then and there if you're going to use that method.
      Also, when the tourniquet is removed, blood will rush to the area that was deprived and the venom will end up moving rapidly through the rest of the body, wreaking havoc all over.

    • @MathasiaJ
      @MathasiaJ 6 лет назад +3

      Don't forget to drink your Cyanide you don't tie a full torniquet. Tie a strip of fabric loosely around the limb between the bite and the heart, slightly restricting bloodflow. I am fully aware of the damage that a full torniquet can do. However, a loose tie will slow the poison spread while still maintaining safe blood pressure levels.

  • @ObesePuppies
    @ObesePuppies 6 лет назад +399

    I fought 4 sharks once.. They all dropped out and didn't want to invest in my company

  • @spotterdesignlife5428
    @spotterdesignlife5428 5 лет назад +23

    I got some survival tips.
    Research where you're going and pack accordingly.

  • @neongamer2279
    @neongamer2279 5 лет назад +135

    Bit by a snake?, watch youtube.

    • @StinaX732
      @StinaX732 5 лет назад +3

      Probably just as useful as lying down, putting a bandage and walking quickly to a hospital though 😂

    • @AmandaM1565
      @AmandaM1565 5 лет назад

      @@StinaX732 funnily enough, there was a guy who did this not far from where I live. He was bitten by a taipan, a venomous snake here in Australia. He just lay there for 2 hours before someone found him. He lived, it actually does work. He had a serious case of sunburn though. 😂

    • @AmandaM1565
      @AmandaM1565 5 лет назад

      @@StinaX732 also the bandage is supposed to be a compression bandage and go from the bite would towards the heart then back down, tightly, to slow the blood flow.

    • @black_viking1407
      @black_viking1407 5 лет назад

      What if RUclips ad starts 🤣

  • @rectixio2454
    @rectixio2454 5 лет назад +462

    What happens if you find a black bear and a grizzly bear together huh?
    Play dead while also hitting them with a stick?

    • @shawnyfin
      @shawnyfin 5 лет назад +70

      Cut off your hand, and throw it at them. While they are fighting over it, run away. 😃👍

    • @shardx227
      @shardx227 5 лет назад +19

      @@shawnyfin Good job

    • @PotatoTrader
      @PotatoTrader 5 лет назад +11

      I’m literally laughing hard as hell

    • @drdrdrdraiiiiii
      @drdrdrdraiiiiii 5 лет назад +12

      Run... and let them be a TV: Black bear vs Grizzly bear

    • @nunziopalmieri1352
      @nunziopalmieri1352 5 лет назад +7

      It wouldn't happen they need different ecosystems

  • @M4SOPMODII
    @M4SOPMODII 6 лет назад +470

    Survival tips:
    "If bitten by a snake, call emergency services or go to the nearest hospital."
    [Visible Confusion]

    • @Tokorai
      @Tokorai 6 лет назад +113

      I'm surprised he didn't say "If you don't have a tent to camp in and can't find shelter, just go home. You're much more likely to survive the night in your own bed than out in the wild."

    • @ilznidiotic
      @ilznidiotic 6 лет назад +23

      When making a video like this, that just sounds like a better piece of advice than the more realistic "whelp, you're fucked."

    • @HTMR-de8gz
      @HTMR-de8gz 6 лет назад +8

      Well, in most cases of snake bites through history you just would die. But if you happen to be a pretty good chemist, and have access to the needed resources, I guess you could make an antidote out of some rocks and grass.

    • @dougd936
      @dougd936 6 лет назад +14

      Qwertyuiopkl556: Its simple break out your satelite phone and climb to the highest peak in the area. By then the venom has done its job. Your smell will be picked up by a pack of wild dogs and your bleached by the sun bones will be easier to see from an airplane..

    • @dougd936
      @dougd936 6 лет назад +4

      HTMR4445 1 snake anti venom is made from snake venom . There are no other antidotes.

  • @trashdie6738
    @trashdie6738 5 лет назад +181

    Survival tip:
    Using a stick to kill any animal in minecraft.
    Never works.

    • @baconkinz5531
      @baconkinz5531 5 лет назад +2

      My name is Jeff

    • @trashdie6738
      @trashdie6738 5 лет назад

      @@thecheekyfazbear1659 no you don't

    • @artiomcatomass
      @artiomcatomass 5 лет назад +2

      And do the same in real life

    • @Pwerty
      @Pwerty 5 лет назад

      it does i do all time

    • @yourlocalcryptid8095
      @yourlocalcryptid8095 5 лет назад

      If you're falling without a parachute, make sure to not fall in water. The impact will be the equivalent of landing on concrete. A bush or some snow would be more affective at lessening the impact. Make sure to land on your legs (however, you'll break your legs) Broken legs are better than a broken spine/ skull.

  • @darienmorgan8859
    @darienmorgan8859 6 лет назад +28

    #2 doesn't tell you that deserts can get below freezing at night, because the atmosphere is so arid.

  • @crevthabeing
    @crevthabeing 6 лет назад +397

    Spongebob taught me how to prevent a Sea Bear Attack..

  • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime
    @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime 6 лет назад +184

    Bear Attack:
    *Black* - fight back
    *Brown* - lie down
    *White* - goodnight

    • @bruhmedia4270
      @bruhmedia4270 6 лет назад +14

      Idaho: Use the 12 gauge bill. Its the only thing you need. You can get food, free ammo, self defense, metal, and so forth. We can use a gun, while a lot of Liberals haven't heard of ammo.

    • @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime
      @FlatWorld_Jomhuri_Regime 6 лет назад +5

      SniperMapping I assume you mean “shot” and not bill?!? Or is there a bill or something that gives you money to go hunting in Idaho???

    • @bruhmedia4270
      @bruhmedia4270 6 лет назад +7

      I don't know how the bill got in there, but i mean a 12 gauge shotgun. Sorry for the typo.

    • @hermankaldheim8692
      @hermankaldheim8692 6 лет назад +4

      polar bears, fight back

    • @hermankaldheim8692
      @hermankaldheim8692 6 лет назад +4

      SnjperMapping, sometimes it can be good with a 36 slug shotgun bcz that is long range aswell

  • @charliedougherty4056
    @charliedougherty4056 4 года назад +5

    Me: gets bitten by a snake
    “Oh SUrE iLL JusT wALk tO tHe HosPItAl! Yeah, that will never work.”
    *sits down to rest in hospital parking lot

  • @richarl3291
    @richarl3291 5 лет назад +266

    So you’re telling ME to get my 70 pounds ass, to fight a black bear that’s almost as 3000 pounds. Ok...

    • @bobisamazingcool1132
      @bobisamazingcool1132 5 лет назад +23

      Lol, fortnite skinny kid

    • @richarl3291
      @richarl3291 5 лет назад +26

      k3n1 PooP2 Huh? I was joking. I’m not 70 pounds. Plus, there’s nothing wrong for enjoying Fortnite. I never knew a MaximilianMus’ fan could have this low of an IQ. Also, Max plays fortnite too. Go do your chores or something.

    • @bobisamazingcool1132
      @bobisamazingcool1132 5 лет назад +2

      @@richarl3291 where's the proof im stupid? Oh yeah right NOWHERE! If im 11 years old it doesn't mean im stupid, i bet I'm ×3009899 smarter than you.

    • @bobisamazingcool1132
      @bobisamazingcool1132 5 лет назад +1

      @@richarl3291 i actually like fortnite tho

    • @bobisamazingcool1132
      @bobisamazingcool1132 5 лет назад +4

      @@richarl3291why are you so offended i was saying it as a joke, i guess you hate maximilianmus fans.
      Max
      Imilian
      Mus
      Is
      Coming
      For
      You
      :)

  • @legendarykaiten8183
    @legendarykaiten8183 6 лет назад +125

    and how tf would you go to the hospital if you are stranded?

    • @resourcedragon
      @resourcedragon 6 лет назад +7

      LegendaryKaiten: I was wondering just how long the walk to the hospital would be if you were so far away from civilisation that you didn’t have mobile coverage. Was also wondering why they didn’t include getting a lift if possible as an option: seems like a better idea than walking if you don’t want to spread the venom throughout the body.

    • @SaitoGray
      @SaitoGray 6 лет назад +14

      LegendaryKaiten easy : you build one. But remember that you must built the beds before the roof!!!

    • @legendarykaiten8183
      @legendarykaiten8183 6 лет назад

      haha nice one !

    • @legendarykaiten8183
      @legendarykaiten8183 6 лет назад

      that is quite true. Well i guess since we are in modern day, having a cell phone could just get us that lift but still this is for survival not I live until i get medical assistance

    • @user-mt4zr5kp7h
      @user-mt4zr5kp7h 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah I thought the same thing. If you fall off a cliff, you might as well try to fly. You've got nothing else to lose!

  • @Kuraito
    @Kuraito 6 лет назад +144

    As someone in the southwest US, the suggestion to travel around at night in the desert is a very poor one. Yes, you want to avoid the mid-day sun, it's far to hot. But running around the desert in pitch black is going to accomplish very little while exposing you to great risk of injury. Seek shade during the afternoon, try to only be active in the morning and early evening, when you still have light. Once it's completely dark, the best thing to do is stay put until you have light again. Stumbling around a pitch black desert filled with cactus, unstable footing and rattlesnakes looking for water you can't see is a poor decision.

    • @Sillybananaboy
      @Sillybananaboy 6 лет назад +3

      Kuraito As an native to Arizona, and currently living mostly around Tucson, most of those cacti ARE good sources of water and food, and the coyotes, can’t spell them if I am wrong on spelling that, will kill you real quick at night, so carry a big stick, and beat everything within reach of you if it moves at you, oh and I almost forgot about the scorpions

    • @Sillybananaboy
      @Sillybananaboy 6 лет назад +2

      Kuraito I hate how bad this video is

    • @radfatdaddy4169
      @radfatdaddy4169 6 лет назад

      Ha, you believe in the desert.

    • @samson4725
      @samson4725 5 лет назад +1

      Nabne There is only one very specific type of cactus that has drinkable water.

    • @carollopez8597
      @carollopez8597 5 лет назад

      @@samson4725 first of all, one needs a tool to get into the damn things. Also one needs to be fairly strong to open a barrel cactus - which is what they mostly advise. If you're tired and weak and exhausted, you're probably not going to make it into the damn.thing.

  • @AliHamza-bz4ud
    @AliHamza-bz4ud 5 лет назад +44

    Be Amazed: survival myths
    Bear Grills: *I'M I A JOKE TO YOU*

  • @charliebartlett5768
    @charliebartlett5768 6 лет назад +125

    Why do people who debunk these survival myths always recommend seeking help when you are hurt? The reason we are watching these videos is to learn how to survive without help.

    • @annabellethepitty
      @annabellethepitty 6 лет назад +5

      Charlie Bartlett then take a real survival course.

    • @zoltanluca9033
      @zoltanluca9033 6 лет назад

      THANK YOU

    • @rolypoly1591
      @rolypoly1591 6 лет назад +7

      Because there are several survival situations you can't get out of with no help, like how the fuck are you supposed to stop fast traveling venom in your body, all you can do is slow it down

    • @QuentinMcarthur
      @QuentinMcarthur 6 лет назад

      Charlie Bartlett ikr

    • @charliebartlett5768
      @charliebartlett5768 6 лет назад +14

      If I'm stranded in a jungle and I break my arm or get bitten by a venomous spider, being told to go to the hospital isn't going to help me at all.

  • @TimothyMichaels
    @TimothyMichaels 6 лет назад +3018

    I've survived 4 divorces.

    • @Sadend
      @Sadend 6 лет назад +80

      But how many marriages did/do you have.
      🤔

    • @drbendover7467
      @drbendover7467 6 лет назад +150

      Tim Michael
      most people learn the first time lol.

    • @peridotclods2330
      @peridotclods2330 6 лет назад +16

      Tim Michaels ..

    • @danpewpewman9711
      @danpewpewman9711 6 лет назад +9

      Tim Michaels ok

    • @michaelb.8953
      @michaelb.8953 6 лет назад +20

      Maybe you should look into going MGTOW!

  • @OzirisTechnologies
    @OzirisTechnologies 6 лет назад +211

    In a survival situation, if bitten by a snake, call 911 or walk to a hospital, man I never thought of that, how dumb of me. Only someone who has never been deep in a forest can say such non-sense. In snake territory, carry anti-venom from common snakes of the area, if you're dumb and you don't, well walk the 200 km to the nearest hospital, or call 911 with morse code bashed on a tree. Works everytime, the special forest ambulance service will get to you under 5 min.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 6 лет назад +4

      well then i guess you're fucked, right?

    • @OzirisTechnologies
      @OzirisTechnologies 6 лет назад +5

      pretty much lol.. In fact, even with the right anti-venom, chances are you will die anyway as the wound will go sceptic, you will not walk out of there. But as far I know, It's rarely something like that that will take you down, it's the little things i.e. : broken toe/foot/ankle, trench foot, exposure etc.

    • @OTPulse
      @OTPulse 6 лет назад +7

      Little Bastard : As an Aussie that snake bite advice will get you killed here. If you don't wrap the bite tight & raise the bitten limb death is certain. Untreated bite from most of our venomous snakes will kill most healthy people in about an hour or less, moving will give you even less time. Also Browns & Tiapans don't dry bite often.
      Best advice is to always wear boots & jeans when Bush walking especially during warmer months November to March. Don't get hit!

    • @OzirisTechnologies
      @OzirisTechnologies 6 лет назад +2

      I figured as much, I do not live snake territory, as such my survivalist knowledge about snakes is somewhat limited. I basically wrote the same thing as you as a reply to my own comment a few days ago. I do not see how one can survive snake bites far away from civilisation ( depending on the snake of course ) my reflex would be in that order : stop the blood flow into my body, take anti-venom, treat the wound and stay put taking care of the sceptic wound for the next few days if I live as long as needed to do all these things. The point was that the video is simply stupid. You do not ask a geologist about astronomy, you know. So a doctor saying "go to the hospital" while deep in the wood sounded as dumb as a Trump quote to me. I once crawled my way out of an expedition deep in the mountains because I had a broken toe. At first I walked on it, eventually it became unbearable and swollen AF, could not get food for 3 days, had no strenght and could barely stay couscious from all the efforts I had invested trying to get out of there. Like I said, it's usually the little things that takes you out. I got lucky that day. My best survival advice I can give to anyone in any kind of territory : DO NOT DO IT ALONE ... make sure you have someone with you strong enough to carry you a few km in treacherous terrain. Thanks a lot for sharing your knowledge, I had Australia in mind when I imagined what the video was talking about. km upon km of uninhabited terrain, good luck walking to a hospital lol ya know ;) have a good one !

    • @OzirisTechnologies
      @OzirisTechnologies 6 лет назад

      In my experience, animals are rarely problematic. Media greatly amplify the danger of animals. Rule of thumb is to respect them and their home and you will most likely be fine.. Lots of bears here, Black and brown, been face to face with them on many occasions, even with a mom and her cubs. 1 paw strike and you're dead, no way around that, but usually they just want you to go away, like us they are not likely to risk it, they got more important things to do. But like anything else, some people lack the knowledge or intelligence to act properly and it's usually those people we hear about in the news. I carry what is called a bear banger, never had to use it in over 10 years even though I met a good 10-12 bears at less than 10 ft distance. Bears seem to have difficulty discerning sounds when they are close to a river so this is the place you are most likely to surprise them. But if there is civilisation at less than 10km distance, a bear will stink so much that even a human can smell them at about 1 km distance, rather easy to modify your course. Far away from civilisation bears don't smell as foul though.

  • @haz2077
    @haz2077 5 лет назад +22

    Ha, joke's on you, I never leave the house. It's been years since I last saw the sun...

    • @heyandrey6251
      @heyandrey6251 5 лет назад +1

      Y'know there's a thing called CURTAINS SO YOU CAN OPEN THEM TO LET THE SUN IN

    • @medic5258
      @medic5258 5 лет назад +1

      @@heyandrey6251 yknow there are such thinks called *JOKES*

    • @thisisepic4931
      @thisisepic4931 5 лет назад +1

      I haven’t seen the sun in.. what’s a *sun?*

    • @nathantonner-barlog3123
      @nathantonner-barlog3123 5 лет назад +1

      I leave my house but don't worry I live in the UK.

    • @jasedobson2793
      @jasedobson2793 5 лет назад +2

      vitamin D:Am i a joke to you?

  • @EwanWard-nq9zb
    @EwanWard-nq9zb 6 лет назад +200

    i think he got almost all of his images from wikihow

  • @robertsmith5323
    @robertsmith5323 6 лет назад +393

    video:"if you get frostbite: cover yourself with warm blankets and drink hot tea"....???? how do you get frostbite in the first place if these items are availiable? how about: what to do if you're getting frostbite and youre in the middle of nowhere.

    • @eeebleefnorf
      @eeebleefnorf 6 лет назад +10

      Loooooooooooools ikr. Just find the nearest food stocked building

    • @TheRealNintendoKid
      @TheRealNintendoKid 6 лет назад +34

      Right? I was thinking the same thing with the snake bite thing... Okay, go see a doctor, get to a hospital, call an ambulance... No fucking shit, but what do you do when NONE of that is available? Or are you just completely fucked?

    • @serenity6415
      @serenity6415 6 лет назад +15

      Exactly! I mean seriously. Some of these tips are good information, like don't rub the skin once it's frostbitten, but the rest is just, "You don't say??!"

    • @kathrynck
      @kathrynck 6 лет назад +47

      May as well say "To avoid heat stroke in the desert, be sure to turn on your air conditioner".

    • @justinla92
      @justinla92 6 лет назад +4

      Best thing to do is find a cave build a fire and sit by it put of the wind but not to close better hope their is flint in the cave tho

  • @gradyj3827
    @gradyj3827 6 лет назад +151

    No need to carry around a sauce pan and matches to boil and decontaminate water... Just pick up some bottled water at the hospital gift shop while being treated for your snake bite...

    • @macconmara7252
      @macconmara7252 6 лет назад +2

      Thank you-you made my day!

    • @scamper_van8470
      @scamper_van8470 6 лет назад

      if the hospital is trashed down to the ground due to a earthquake?
      what if the hospital is flooded up to the second floor?
      disaster scenario could be the worst....
      what if for example happen something like the walking dead?
      what if from the sky falls a huge meteorite and land on top of the nearest hospital from your position?
      lil tip for snakes: if you find yourself in a place where u suspect there might be snakes,find a stick with a V shape on one side of the stick the V shape doesn't have to be very big 2 1/2 inch max 3 and the stick long 3 3 1/2 feet so you can block the snake to the ground at enough distance from you,coz snakes never attack if you aren't close enough for them to attack.
      learn survival skills whats better than learn how primitives made their tool homes pots water wheel even pools if you'd like...(most of all is hard work and made with hands no tools.. and least the tools we have today...
      the same link i posted in my first comment
      learn primitive technology..
      our technology evolved from that
      ruclips.net/channel/UCAL3JXZSzSm8AlZyD3nQdBA

    • @yoshilikesitintheass3337
      @yoshilikesitintheass3337 6 лет назад

      100th like

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 6 лет назад

      G Cochr Get some of those overpriced candy bars, too, while you are there. Maybe stop by the hospital cafeteria for lunch. (Your comment is one of the best!)

  • @lobstertruck1614
    @lobstertruck1614 5 лет назад +53

    In a survival situation if you get bitten by a snake you can’t really walk to a hospital

  • @dennismitchell5276
    @dennismitchell5276 5 лет назад +45

    Remember that kid that wasn’t too bright, but got better grades than you cause he was just so good a parroting and plagiarizing? Apparently he is now a survival expert.

  • @argusukuna
    @argusukuna 6 лет назад +801

    Survival tip: just stay home

    • @akasual7884
      @akasual7884 6 лет назад +8

      Ribobo2001 this is Pro Tip one!

    • @crusadergodx9795
      @crusadergodx9795 6 лет назад +2

      Was about to say the same thing 😂

    • @PatriotCanadian
      @PatriotCanadian 6 лет назад +3

      Ribobo2001 what kind of Life is staying at home ?

    • @bendover2490
      @bendover2490 6 лет назад

      Ribobo2001 thx I will keep that in mind

    • @Nero-xc4ev
      @Nero-xc4ev 6 лет назад

      This survival tip is removed by developers

  • @brianb8264
    @brianb8264 6 лет назад +556

    Pro tip: Don't get survival tip from a youtube video either.

    • @whiteshedevil6809
      @whiteshedevil6809 6 лет назад +34

      Brian B thank you, some of the information here is garbage

    • @Typhoon792
      @Typhoon792 6 лет назад +20

      Nothing wrong with a RUclips video. Just depends from who and what their own sources further would have been.

    • @milamberarial
      @milamberarial 6 лет назад +15

      What was wrong, specifically?

    • @BraveCat9927
      @BraveCat9927 6 лет назад +21

      milamberarial nah, why would someone wanna explain themselves or their opinion. They just wanna say everything is wrong so they can feel right

    • @user-kv1po2dm5j
      @user-kv1po2dm5j 6 лет назад +1

      lol your so right

  • @chaotixninja5
    @chaotixninja5 4 года назад +7

    Be Amazed: "Use pepper spray when facing a bear."
    Also Be Amazed: "Look at this idiot woman using pepper spray against a bear."

  • @PinkAndTheKeytarCat
    @PinkAndTheKeytarCat 5 лет назад +182

    Drink cactus juice
    It'll quench ya
    Nothing's quenchier
    It's the quenchiest

  • @abovetheclouds8619
    @abovetheclouds8619 5 лет назад +381

    *i eat snow..*
    *it tastes gud*

  • @sodapop931
    @sodapop931 5 лет назад +223

    I’m 100% more likely to die from lightning than a shark because I never go in the water

  • @elijahx7159
    @elijahx7159 5 лет назад +10

    *Tries to use stick to fight off black bear*
    Black Bear:Am I a joke to u?

  • @johnburakowski61
    @johnburakowski61 6 лет назад +64

    When running from a bear , you don't have to be faster than the bear , only faster than the person your with .

    • @uisfull
      @uisfull 6 лет назад +1

      you mean trip

    • @5arCaustic
      @5arCaustic 6 лет назад +1

      2 guys get attacked by a bear
      Guy 1: Omg a bear is chasing us! What should we do?!
      Guy 2: Sorry but, YOURE TOO SLOW! *dashes away in anime running style*

    • @5arCaustic
      @5arCaustic 6 лет назад +1

      コールドハート you literally have a video how to crouch on Fortnite. I think youre on the worse side.

    • @5arCaustic
      @5arCaustic 6 лет назад

      コールドハート Your video helped only like 5% of the viewers, because the rest had more braincells than teeth.

    • @sannab6159
      @sannab6159 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah, especially if you are alone

  • @horrorsanspuppyownersmallc7223
    @horrorsanspuppyownersmallc7223 5 лет назад +37

    **drinks blood** Is this harmful?

    • @BoxGirl9
      @BoxGirl9 5 лет назад +2

      na, if it was I would have died by now

    • @callumkristofer7793
      @callumkristofer7793 5 лет назад +2

      @Inahmation!!!! but then again, this is real life, not fantasy, go back to school kid.

    • @password7099
      @password7099 5 лет назад +1

      Horror Sans [puppy][Owner: Small Child] s

    • @kywolf9403
      @kywolf9403 5 лет назад +2

      Not if your a vampire.

    • @AnubisTheLycan
      @AnubisTheLycan 5 лет назад +1

      Probably

  • @zelondioteddygravey5171
    @zelondioteddygravey5171 6 лет назад +115

    To Do List:
    1) Find water source
    2) Filter water
    3) Boil water
    4) Cool water
    5) Build a bed
    6) Build a house
    8) Have a compass
    9) Punch a bear if it isn't brown
    10) Look for foo- Oh, you're dead?

    • @clayco1299
      @clayco1299 6 лет назад +6

      What's tip 7? Lol

    • @zelondioteddygravey5171
      @zelondioteddygravey5171 6 лет назад +5

      Tip 7's in your pants.

    • @PrismLight5
      @PrismLight5 6 лет назад +3

      You starved to death in a week? That's being generous too.

    • @zelondioteddygravey5171
      @zelondioteddygravey5171 6 лет назад +2

      I could've died at any of the steps. For example, if I didn't bring a heating device that could boil water for me then I'm dead at step 3.

    • @PrismLight5
      @PrismLight5 6 лет назад

      True. I can't build fire.

  • @NoName-el5zn
    @NoName-el5zn 5 лет назад +7

    My tip:
    Pack your helmet , Ammo , and any armor , Don’t forget your M60

  • @Labbisho
    @Labbisho 5 лет назад +112

    That's not a snake at the beginning, that's a legless lizard smh head 0:24

  • @d.kincaid3595
    @d.kincaid3595 6 лет назад +66

    "Walk to the nearest hospital at a leisurely pace"? Yeah, that'll work when the hospital is hundreds of miles away. What if you don't have anything to melt the snow in?

    • @d.kincaid3595
      @d.kincaid3595 6 лет назад +10

      George Bushlington The writers of videos like this often don't seem to consider if their tips are actually feasible.

    • @likearockcm
      @likearockcm 6 лет назад +8

      To answer your first question YOU'RE FUCKED. To answer your second question YOU'RE FUCKED.
      you're welcome.

    • @d.kincaid3595
      @d.kincaid3595 6 лет назад +1

      ZenithOfJudith Yes. It's better to die of thirst than to eat snow.

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 6 лет назад

      Your hands, you can melt snow in your cupped hands. It'd take a lot longer than perhaps using a pot/pan and a fire, but you can still swallow small amounts of water at a time, over an elongated period.

    • @d.kincaid3595
      @d.kincaid3595 6 лет назад +3

      Anthony Sforza You could use your cupped hands, but then they would get really cold and the snow water would still be cold, so there doesn't seem to be much point. Also "elongated"? You mean "prolonged".

  • @hmmm4335
    @hmmm4335 6 лет назад +148

    Just give me WI-Fi and I'll be fine

    • @canadianrabbit4838
      @canadianrabbit4838 6 лет назад +4

      Kozo there is no internet in the forest, so, good luck😊

    • @thejay8963
      @thejay8963 6 лет назад +1

      Lazy, I say. Go do something fun.

  • @airilsharfharis6040
    @airilsharfharis6040 5 лет назад +85

    Boiling water
    In the desert water boils itslef

    • @kielgraves8104
      @kielgraves8104 5 лет назад +10

      In Soviet Russia, water boils you!

    • @hydro1821
      @hydro1821 5 лет назад +4

      No it does not the hottest it has ever naturally got in the US is 130 degrees Fahrenheit and water boils at 212 degrees Fahrenheit. Just tell me if it was a joke and I don’t wanna look stupid.

    • @thiccfryingpan1474
      @thiccfryingpan1474 5 лет назад

      @@hydro1821 still r/wooooshed

    • @hydro1821
      @hydro1821 5 лет назад

      Sans god damnit

    • @thiccfryingpan1474
      @thiccfryingpan1474 5 лет назад

      @@hydro1821 srry ;)

  • @MightyHistoryTV
    @MightyHistoryTV 5 лет назад +87

    Gets bit by a snake in jungle
    *God damn it*

  • @FritoTheLay
    @FritoTheLay 5 лет назад +60

    Shaggy doesn’t need ant tips on survival

  • @honesttroll6332
    @honesttroll6332 6 лет назад +539

    A bear tried to attack me once...
    I flexed on him and he gave me his wallet and walked away

    • @yanasitta
      @yanasitta 6 лет назад +22

      I just gave him my pic a nic basket and he left me alone.

    • @zachall101
      @zachall101 6 лет назад +3

      Honest Troll u sure it wasn't just a homeless man in a car park in the middle of nowhere....😂😂😂lol

    • @justaregulartoaster
      @justaregulartoaster 6 лет назад +4

      A bear attacked me once too! Then i woke up.

    • @edgeofforever7720
      @edgeofforever7720 6 лет назад +2

      A bear attack me once.
      I gave him a picnic basket.

    • @aaronforsythe8556
      @aaronforsythe8556 6 лет назад +8

      So many people missed the gay joke I am ashamed at youtubers

  • @borrisg4972
    @borrisg4972 4 года назад +5

    In regards to the shark part, I've always heard you need to try to hit it as hard as you can in the 'nose' because of how sensitive it is to pain in that area. But it was to try to "stomp" it as hard as you can, not use your fists, since you can exert alot more force underwater with your legs kicking downward (like jumping as hard as you can) as apposed to doing anything with your arms. Not that that actually works (I wouldn't know but always heard it does), it just makes alot more sense than to say just punch it any old where.
    Although maybe that's like when the airlines tell you to put your head between your legs. It isn't to break your neck so you don't potentially just burn alive, it's so you break your neck and guarantee that you cannot sue them later on. The Coast Guard says kick out at their face just so you go right on down their throat and they don't have to bother searching for your floating guts and stuff...

  • @BulletproofPastor
    @BulletproofPastor 6 лет назад +45

    WATER - You can purchase water filter straws online for around $10. I keep one in each vehicle, in my work desk, and in every day pack. They are far better at making water potable and don't require a fire or pot to boil it in.

    • @theguythatcould
      @theguythatcould 6 лет назад +13

      Tyler Woods that one tip is better than the whole video.

    • @BulletproofPastor
      @BulletproofPastor 6 лет назад +9

      ilikebacon - FIRST, let me congratulate you on a superb ID. Everything is better with bacon. To your good question: you need a plan to get home no matter where you are. I'm in south Texas with plenty of refineries. Should anything happen that leaves me walking home it would be long, in the heat, and require hydration. It's also possible that I might not be able to get to my truck so for only ten bucks I keep another "life-straw" at my desk. Nobody expects terrorism but refineries are a huge target.

    • @tacocat8125
      @tacocat8125 6 лет назад

      The question here is: does it work?

    • @BulletproofPastor
      @BulletproofPastor 6 лет назад +2

      If you are asking about the $10 'life straw' the answer is yes. They are 'new in box' military units from Germany. A friend has tried them and they work as well as those costing three times the price. They aren't rated to filter as much as 'name brand' commercial units but 10k liters is plenty to get me home. With any method, I would use whatever is at hand as a debris filter to extend the life of the filter.

    • @BulletproofPastor
      @BulletproofPastor 6 лет назад +5

      Thanks for the compliment but unlike most "survival experts" I don't claim to be one. Each situation is different and I've made it through eight major declared disasters. Most recent was hurricane Harvey that struck us dead on. I improve my understanding of needs each time. Other disasters include earthquake, hurricane, blizzard, ice storm, week or longer power outage, and a flood that covered two cities. I wrote a common sense approach to preparedness '11th Hour Preparedness' (available on Amazon.) Without 'telling people what to do' the book simply addresses typical problems and offers ideas on how to handle them. Every problem has at least three options; good, better, and best, that allows you to progressively improve your situation.

  • @SuperKratosgamer
    @SuperKratosgamer 5 лет назад +53

    3:11 Pretty good advice on how to die hahaha

    • @tahliamorris7732
      @tahliamorris7732 5 лет назад +4

      Semideiapranomedecanal that is what you do black bears are scared if you do that

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer 5 лет назад +5

      @@tahliamorris7732 You should make loud noises and the throwing stuff too, but trying to punch a bear in the nose will get you killed.

    • @feathersong5838
      @feathersong5838 5 лет назад +3

      @@SuperKratosgamer you shouldn't hit their nose with your bare hand but if you have a rock or a sharp stick it can be very effective as their noses are very sensitive. I would go for the eyes the most though.

    • @SuperKratosgamer
      @SuperKratosgamer 5 лет назад +3

      @@feathersong5838 Yeah, i know that, i was talking about the part he says "fists and your teeth".

    • @toniarel-obryan1865
      @toniarel-obryan1865 5 лет назад

      Yep

  • @bert2054
    @bert2054 6 лет назад +714

    Survival Tip: just don't die.

    • @stonephone
      @stonephone 6 лет назад +17

      Fuck I must have gotten something wrong , now I'm dangling from a skyscraper and I need someone to send me a sandwich ASAP.

    • @ScottJoC
      @ScottJoC 6 лет назад +7

      You do it every day so just keep doing it damnit

    • @DigitalDeath88
      @DigitalDeath88 6 лет назад +3

      I've been on a damn good spree so far.

    • @enderfawx3063
      @enderfawx3063 6 лет назад +2

      Wow thanks you've saved my life with that tip

    • @taeneribladestorm4731
      @taeneribladestorm4731 6 лет назад +1

      Don't die? Wow, I have some bad news for ya mate.

  • @moose9906
    @moose9906 5 лет назад +4

    Speaking of survival myths that will get you killed...…..Pepper pray works with "curious" black bears but Browns, Grizzlies, or even a black bear mother with cubs will charge right through it and be extra pissed as it kills you. You need are large caliber firearm in bear country and you need to train with it regularly to have the muscle memory to react in time. The bear pray, bells and the rest of it is about as effective as sprinkling your self with pixie dust.

  • @deasy6928
    @deasy6928 5 лет назад +168

    How do u defend your self from bingchungus?

  • @TheKyrix82
    @TheKyrix82 6 лет назад +275

    I honestly have to ask, have you ever SEEN a survival show? Because you specifically call them out as spreading this misinformation, but literally every single survival show I've ever seen says the exact same things you are: Don't eat snow, Find water first, Don't sleep on the ground, etc. It doesn't make what you're saying any less true, but it really damages your credibility when you say "Survival shows say to do this" when they actually don't

    • @OtakuMegane
      @OtakuMegane 6 лет назад +33

      Yes professionally-made survival shows and documentaries are generally accurate. However there are a lot of survival themes in fictional or "reality" TV shows, Hollywood movies and who knows how many RUclips/lifehacks/etc. Not to mention folk lore and word-of-mouth. Unfortunately a good majority of people do get their survival knowledge (and a lot of other random "facts") from those latter sources, not the documentaries. And even fewer people would bother to verify the information; they will just assume the person presenting it knows better.

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 6 лет назад +14

      I'll admit I've heard pretty much all of these as anecdotes, or in movies, but again actual survival shows make it a point to immediately debunk all of these when relevant.

    • @dakotamayer8491
      @dakotamayer8491 6 лет назад

      TheKyrix82 how does your current comment debunk otaku factual statement?

    • @TheKyrix82
      @TheKyrix82 6 лет назад +4

      My comment isn't what debunked anything. Dual Survivor and Man, Woman, Wild, just as two examples, have gone over all of this without offering tge wrong info as good advice

    • @LWolf12
      @LWolf12 6 лет назад +3

      Could be referring to the most popular one, if it's still on air. Man Vs Wild with Bear Grylls. Granted I've only watched a few episodes when it came out and it seemed, overly produced with him jumping into freezing rivers and stuff.

  • @gyqz
    @gyqz 6 лет назад +13

    -Snake venom: do this and this and this and this first before calling for medical aid.
    -Survival in the wild: don't look for food because people can go weeks without it...if you have had years of training. Not eating will lead to loss of brain power.
    -Melting snow before consuming it...because everybody has a handy pan, fire and a stove with them where ever they go.
    -Building a bed while surviving in the wild...then gives us Ikea instructions on how to build your forest bed Rustær.
    -Being stranded in a desert: wait in the shadow for night to arrive. WAIT...what??? Shadow in the desert during day time?? yeah.......
    -Boiling water....whut?? again assuming people conveniently carry stoves, pans and burning materials around?
    Following these tips will for sure get you killed!!

    • @element5377
      @element5377 6 лет назад

      eating snow can lead to hypothermia. if you are well insulated, you can use a ziplock or some kind of a container to melt some of the snow under your clothing (but this can cool you as well). water is very important in cold situations though.

    • @arpsichord7474
      @arpsichord7474 6 лет назад

      yeah wait in the shadow HAVE U NEVER HEARD THAT DESERT IS THE HOTTEST PLACE ON EARTH
      guess what PEOPLE KNOW HOW TO MAKE FIRE IN THE WILD AND A PAN
      PEOPLE NEED WATER OR THEY WILL DIE IN 2 DAYS

  • @nightblade6962
    @nightblade6962 5 лет назад +22

    Nobody:
    Survival Myths:
    Yes but actually no

  • @Kingofeurope
    @Kingofeurope 6 лет назад +30

    "Walk at a leisurely pace toward a hospital"
    While I'm fucking dying? lmao

    • @Fazzel
      @Fazzel 6 лет назад +5

      Running or even walking fast speeds your heart rate so the poison circulates faster.

    • @tahneethompson6012
      @tahneethompson6012 6 лет назад +2

      Osiris Rex well depending on your fitness level it might be more efficient to walk fast or even run

    • @DaZebraffe
      @DaZebraffe 6 лет назад

      Yes, while you are fucking dying. Running is the absolute last thing you should do. Running raises your heart rate, which will pump the poison throughout your body much faster. While walking slowly will raise the amount of time your heart has to pump the poison all over, the increased pumping speed from running will spread it out much more than taking your time will. That being said, if you're actually lost in the wild, like the term "survival" implies, you're unlikely to be close enough to a hospital for it to matter one way or the other.
      Oh, and Tahnee Thompson? No, you're full of shit. As I said, the increased heart rate caused by running will do you more harm than the greater speed will do you good. Even walking fast-unless you're a professional athlete-is not a good idea.

    • @DaZebraffe
      @DaZebraffe 6 лет назад

      コールドハート What does that have to do with any part of this comment chain? Nobody was saying anything about how likely a venomous snake is to bite you, we're discussing what to do in the event that should ever actually happen. Not how likely it is, but how to react if it ever occurs.

    • @DaZebraffe
      @DaZebraffe 6 лет назад +1

      コールドハート Heh. No worries, man. Shit happens.

  • @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291
    @rickershomesteadahobbyfarm3291 6 лет назад +145

    I wonder why they taught me to use a a tourniquet in the Marines for a snake bite? Should I trust my military training or some random video on RUclips?

    • @brendancoulter5761
      @brendancoulter5761 6 лет назад +23

      When has some on on the internet ever been wrong?

    • @misterkite
      @misterkite 6 лет назад +8

      www.merckmanuals.com/professional/injuries-poisoning/bites-and-stings/snakebites
      Merck also says not to tourniquet snake bites. So maybe your memory is just faulty.

    • @broccodoggo8363
      @broccodoggo8363 6 лет назад +25

      I would trust the instructors that have been teaching the army for 100's of years rather then a WEBMD equivalent

    • @tacocat8125
      @tacocat8125 6 лет назад +13

      Well, use a tourniquet if you’re willing to lose a limb......

    • @broccodoggo8363
      @broccodoggo8363 6 лет назад +8

      taco cat! Fun fact a tourniquet is only lethal after 15 minutes so.... Uninformed Much?

  • @spikedwk
    @spikedwk 6 лет назад +43

    This video is a mixture of things that are false, things that are true, and things that are true only in specific circumstances.

  • @christinekohnle2720
    @christinekohnle2720 5 лет назад +10

    You can’t punch a shark, but you can hit it with a snorkel?

  • @taeneribladestorm4731
    @taeneribladestorm4731 6 лет назад +238

    Survival Tips: Never get involved in a land war in Asia and never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

    • @C1oudy_with_a_chance_
      @C1oudy_with_a_chance_ 6 лет назад +2

      Taeneri Bladestorm I love that movie!

    • @joshualowery951
      @joshualowery951 6 лет назад +10

      Taeneri Bladestorm unless you have built an immunity to iocane powder. Haha

    • @cmdraftbrn
      @cmdraftbrn 6 лет назад +7

      *sniffs capsule* it's iocane powder. i'd bet my life on it.

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 6 лет назад

      Didn't work out for the Sicilian did it?

    • @clxi1301
      @clxi1301 6 лет назад

      whats the movie?

  • @sodapcm5654
    @sodapcm5654 5 лет назад +130

    But on the thumbnail....I like to eat snow somtimes...I'm alive...😐

  • @instasis4940
    @instasis4940 6 лет назад +27

    Agree with most of this, except the point about the sharks. As a freediver, and having encountered many sharks before in the past, i can tell you that if you can see the shark, it can see you and has likely been watching you for quite some time. Their senses are way better than ours in the water. The good thing is that if you can see it, it has most likely come in to see what you are because it is simply curious about you. Most shark attacks are extremely quick, and from a blindside position (usually from below the prey as it crosses over a ledge or drop off).
    The worst possible thing you can do in that situation with sharks is to panic and start swimming away from it. Yes, you can slowly make your way away from it, but it is more important to establish the fact that you are NOT afraid of it. One of my friends encountered a 3.5m white that had been swimming around him for some time, and it was only because he started kicking away from it that it turned on him. If not for his shark shield, he would have been eaten. Behave as though you belong and that you are unafraid, and the shark will read your body language and most likely think you are too dangerous to risk an encounter with.
    Realistically, if a shark wants to eat you, chances are you are screwed. Even if you can strike it, all it takes is one bite from those razor sharp teeth, and you are likely going to bleed to death.

    • @human_bing
      @human_bing 6 лет назад

      In Stasis Thanks

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 6 лет назад

      And you see, this is why I don't swim. lol

    • @obiwanfisher537
      @obiwanfisher537 6 лет назад

      In Stasis I heard sharks very rarely attack divers. Mostly they attack stuff on the surface and packs of fish. Or swarms. Or whatever. Group.
      And well if they get to attack you you are supposed to hang on its fin on his back or side and start stabbing the "kiemen"(forgot the english word.) Of the shark. Its supposed to hurt a lot and they are supposed to flee then.
      Makes sense. Because if you manage to get onto the side or back he cant bite you. You are totally screwed from the front anyways so when theres a fight - best opportunity.
      But I just highly recommend just not to swim with sharks.

    • @almightyshippo1197
      @almightyshippo1197 6 лет назад +1

      obiwanfisher537 - The word for a group of fish is a school, at least in English. And the English word for kiemen is gills. ^_^

  • @Honeygutzs
    @Honeygutzs 5 лет назад +1

    I eat snow in the winter it tastes 👌 good bois. I have a survival tip. If you see a snake and the head is more triangle shaped it most likely to be poisonous if it us more rounded then a lower chance if it being poisonous. If you are in the desert and are dehydrated find a nearby plant that is green and alive. I don't recommend a tree but if it is the only thing you can find then ok. Go to the green part of the plant.for example leaves. Put a plastic bag on it make sure no air can escape. Make sure to squeeze the part that the plastic bag is in. Then wait a bit. Then water will start to fill the bag(not fully.) Then take the plant out of the bag then boil the water. Then if you can't boil the water let the water sit for about 15 mins in the sun. Then drink your water!

  • @dan1585
    @dan1585 6 лет назад +314

    And then you have people eating tide pods.

    • @xshowda
      @xshowda 6 лет назад +10

      Dan maybe as an anti venom to snake bits

    • @barnabiswirley2132
      @barnabiswirley2132 6 лет назад +22

      The same people eating tide pods are the same ones who can't figure out that there's only two genders, think socialism is great, think that Hitler was a conservative, think women are paid less.....basically the morons eating tide pods are social justice individuals aka leftist aka the weak. If mankind would take warning labels off of everything and allow natural selection a lot of the bs going on today would have been corrected by natural selection.

    • @xshowda
      @xshowda 6 лет назад +5

      you mean the typical antifa guy that is "protesting peaceful" with masks and sticks?

    • @dan1585
      @dan1585 6 лет назад +7

      LOL peaceful protests, There is so many compilations of these antifa fucking hitting people with bike locks and sticks and hiding their faces like pussies because they know they;re breaking the law. They need to eat some tide pods or move to a communist country so they can starve to death.

    • @xshowda
      @xshowda 6 лет назад +3

      thats why i like anti riot units like OMON, they dont fuck around with antifa and other rioters :D

  • @TheWesen18
    @TheWesen18 6 лет назад +100

    Okay, so if im in a survival situation on like an island. And get bit by a snake, I should remember what the snake looks like and calmly walk to the closest hospital. Genius!

    • @autumnryan7494
      @autumnryan7494 6 лет назад +19

      Why does everyone get so defensive about this stuff? Plus, he did make a good point, and he knows how to type properly....... unlike someone else

    • @TANMAN9095
      @TANMAN9095 6 лет назад +5

      Unless you are a magic genie, getting bit without access to antivenom means you are dead. but there is a small chance you are going to live through venom, be pointless to live through it then die from infection because you damaged your leg trying to suck the venom out.

    • @GoinGreninja
      @GoinGreninja 6 лет назад +2

      Brandon Bartee and you need to be educated

    • @theanimonkx
      @theanimonkx 6 лет назад +1

      And then another bites you

    • @choomp2636
      @choomp2636 6 лет назад +1

      GoingGreninja Educated on what?

  • @MartyWoodcock
    @MartyWoodcock 6 лет назад +54

    The most important step in survival is to stay calm. Remaining calm and rational, will increase your chances of survival.

    • @funtimefoxy3307
      @funtimefoxy3307 6 лет назад +1

      OMG YOU KNOW THAT TO! I THOUGHT I WAS THE ONLY ONE
      .

    • @kathyyoung1774
      @kathyyoung1774 6 лет назад

      Marty.R Woodcock I’m always calm when being attacked by bears and bitten by snakes and listening to videos made by people who have never been in the woods. The guy who made this video needs to go back to his comic books.

  • @mrderpsytthegodofderpandal2036
    @mrderpsytthegodofderpandal2036 5 лет назад +3

    Me: *is about hundreds of miles away from any hospital or doctors*
    Doctors: walk at a leasurely pace to the nearest doctors or hospital
    Me: *dead after the first mile*

  • @christophermiller5433
    @christophermiller5433 6 лет назад +48

    As someone whose gone through SERE training, a few tips.
    1) Use common sense in most situations. If a snake bit you with venom, you would see it. If it's red, treat it as a bite but don't focus as much on cleaning. It's a small hole that'll heal, essentially like a scrape.
    2) Never take a risk unless it's worth it. Caution first above all else. Your goal would be to survive and evade wild animals that may harm you (unless your hunting/trapping). Most animals however will be more timid, as there's only a few alpha predators in the wilds that won't fear you. Mind your own business and your fine.
    3) the bed is of utmost importance. If your in a swamp, get to higher ground to not soak your equipment. The ground will get cold, just camp without a sleeping bag once. Look out for snakes when you wake up. Don't move initially when awake or still drowsy, wait for your body to register clearly if another force is touching you. If something is, go to 1, Don't piss it off.
    Hope it helps if anyone reads this.

    • @Revan229
      @Revan229 6 лет назад +5

      Dessin Karms it's over anakin, I have the high ground lol

    • @wandalangel3291
      @wandalangel3291 6 лет назад

      How about this survival tip from a hunter / fisherman find a find a pond or a small stream that has fish in it and bring fishing gear almost infinite source of food none of that bring a weapon shoot something like a deer or something there you go food. And that'll work?

    • @christophermiller5433
      @christophermiller5433 6 лет назад +1

      Wanda Langel shooting a deer could help, if you cook it. Problem is you'd have to have either a shit ton of salt to save the meat from rotting much, or cook ALL of it, which would be a challenge in its own. Then there's the dead carcass, that'll attract all kinds of animals. But of course, none of that's possible if your unfamiliar with a knife or can't gut it properly, and instead poison yourself. Burns a ton of calories to gain a minimal amount and not much nutrients. Yes, there's a ton of protein and fat in the meat, but without water and nutrients your body begins to reject the meat, effectively making your 100+ lbs of meat useless to eat, at best you got bait for fish or small game.
      Killing a deer isn't the best option to come up with in my opinion, and your food source should mostly come from fish (can eat raw if desperate) and various berries/fruit/veggies. Water first and foremost. If no one finds you in three weeks before you starve to death, the odds of them to keep looking intensely definitely won't continue.
      If lost, try to burn the forest down and stay in the vicinity. Someone will go investigate, and find you.

    • @Thebestusername-fy5sl
      @Thebestusername-fy5sl 6 лет назад +2

      +Dessin Karms You can eat local wildlife - If it happens to be a deer that's fine. No, you don't have to eat it, and no - it doesn't matter if you leave the carcass around. First of all, you most likely have to move a decent place away from where you sleep to even find game. Second, good luck hunting with no form of hunting equipment other than a gun. Otherwise, if you do kill it and coincidentally happens to be right outside your shelter, just move. Humans are naturally nomadic and tend to move around a shit tone (Hence why you shouldn't move from your position if you're lost, you're only going to get more lost unless you absolutely know what you're doing)
      Starting a bushfire is both difficult and exceptionally dumb. If you're far enough from civilisation to be considered "lost" then chances are you're not going to see the fire department flying about in a random forest in the middle of nowhere. Also, fires spread exceptionally fast, depending on the type of woods you are in.

    • @johnapple6646
      @johnapple6646 6 лет назад +1

      You're

  • @TheCheddarGoblin
    @TheCheddarGoblin 6 лет назад +48

    just walk to the nearest hospital? wtf? lol

    • @Yetaxa
      @Yetaxa 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah that seems ludicrous
      It could be miles away
      And if you are in a place with wild venomous snakes, you probably have no idea where the nearest one is

    • @thecomickings7378
      @thecomickings7378 5 лет назад +5

      yeah and if your near a hospital your not in the wild

    • @horsepanther
      @horsepanther 5 лет назад +1

      In a LEISURELY manner! LOL

    • @GamerwiseG
      @GamerwiseG 5 лет назад

      You can’t walk when your dead idiot

    • @lemonandgaming6013
      @lemonandgaming6013 5 лет назад

      so many wooshes here

  • @stevemorrill1524
    @stevemorrill1524 6 лет назад +121

    The video is mostly nonsense but I love the comments.

  • @mrhownd
    @mrhownd 5 лет назад +6

    Tip: if your workplace changes from 3ply or 2ply down start looking for another job. Budget cuts are imminent and people may be layed off

  • @EyeBleedOrange
    @EyeBleedOrange 6 лет назад +64

    You know what's better than "bear spray" a .357 lol

    • @LunarLizard
      @LunarLizard 6 лет назад +24

      EyeBleedOrange you know what's better then a 357? A friend you can out run.

    • @AbdeNNour_Niko
      @AbdeNNour_Niko 6 лет назад +2

      joe hoemi evil hhhhhh

    • @AbdeNNour_Niko
      @AbdeNNour_Niko 6 лет назад +1

      joe hoemi remamber me to not be your friend XD

    • @yeet8163
      @yeet8163 6 лет назад

      joe hoemi hahahah

    • @yeetdoodle3096
      @yeetdoodle3096 6 лет назад +2

      Fuck you ever seen a *rabbit* shit be a 357? Shit explodes