Shenmue (Zero Punctuation)

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  • Опубликовано: 15 янв 2025

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  • @TikiSnakes
    @TikiSnakes 6 лет назад +519

    Honestly, when I first played Shemue it took me a while to realise the Locals weren't all supposed to be creepily hiding something from you and were actually just really weirdly voice acted rather than talking in comically suspicious, hesitant voices.

  • @MunkeyChips
    @MunkeyChips 6 лет назад +1741

    "Oh, hi mark. D'you know where I can find some sailors?"

    • @abhilashmessi31
      @abhilashmessi31 6 лет назад +141

      I did not sink the ship. I did naaaat. Oh hi ryu

    • @slifer875
      @slifer875 6 лет назад +52

      ahahah great story mark.

    • @Greendalewitch
      @Greendalewitch 6 лет назад +40

      I got the result of the test back. I definetely got Shenmue...

    • @warlock984
      @warlock984 6 лет назад +18

      Did you try the docks?

    • @ZombieDragQueen
      @ZombieDragQueen 6 лет назад +20

      Ryu at the arcades, young boy leans over:
      Ryu: "Do you have something else to do?"
      Boy: ""I just like to watch you, guys. How you handle the joystick."
      Ryu: "Two is great, but three is a crowd. Also, if that was a innuendo and you're hustling for gay sex I'm not your guy".

  • @BlackDT
    @BlackDT 6 лет назад +971

    I saw the title and audibly said "Oh no".

  • @theatomiclemon1
    @theatomiclemon1 6 лет назад +764

    If you listen carefully, you can hear Destructoid cooling themselves with cold water after that burn.

    • @yourethatmantis5178
      @yourethatmantis5178 6 лет назад +25

      Daddy Lyle from Pre-game Discharge already responded and he is not impressed

    • @theatomiclemon1
      @theatomiclemon1 6 лет назад +15

      @@yourethatmantis5178 Hah, someone's insecure.

    • @Survivor-od1xy
      @Survivor-od1xy 6 лет назад +5

      Destructoid?

    • @theatomiclemon1
      @theatomiclemon1 6 лет назад

      @@Survivor-od1xy Fixed it, thanks for correcting me.

    • @Survivor-od1xy
      @Survivor-od1xy 6 лет назад

      @@theatomiclemon1 I was asking actually.

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +79

    To be fair to Ryo, those guys didn't so much lure him into traps, so much as Ryo lured those guys into volunteering to be his training dummies in his quest to punch his way to a head of the Chinese Triads.

  • @b3rz3rk3r9
    @b3rz3rk3r9 6 лет назад +1258

    "That's like having two perfectly good eyeballs, and wasting them watching Destructoid videos."
    Good God, Yahtzee's tossing fire at other channels alongside games.

    • @Never_heart
      @Never_heart 6 лет назад +24

      Starman Gaming didn't he used to work there? Or was that just Jim Sterling?

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 лет назад +9

      @@Never_heart I think that was Sterling

    • @TimedRevolver
      @TimedRevolver 6 лет назад +38

      Find it pretty hypocritical that he throws shade at other people, since he contradicts himself constantly throughout his video history, complaining about things in one game that he praises another game for doing the exact same way.
      Oh, he's also the guy who wrote three fairly entertaining adventure games, the X Days a X series...then ruined one with the most horribly written, terrible, unnecessary sex scene that even Ride to hell would have been ashamed to do...all to spit in the face of the fans of his games who genuinely wanted a new entry in the series.
      He's an entitled, totally socially unaware horse's ass with the talent of a dead zebra rotting in the sun.
      And by the by, in case anyone tries to call me a Shenmue or Sega fanboy...I don't like Shenmue and only tolerate Sega because of Atlus and NiGHTS.
      The balls on this soft-skulled dumbass should be documented by science. His stupidity creates a black hole that destroys any talent or creativity it encounters.
      I'd call him a cunt, but that's an insult to cunts all over the world.

    • @Kiwiclanxeno
      @Kiwiclanxeno 6 лет назад +188

      oof salt

    • @b3rz3rk3r9
      @b3rz3rk3r9 6 лет назад +219

      @@TimedRevolver 😶 Jesus, are you ok? I'll admit the dude can be a bit of an ass, but that rant was something else.

  • @GryphonICD
    @GryphonICD 6 лет назад +213

    Nostalgia is a powerful thing (along with context). I replayed it again recently and shattered all my bleary eyed delusions. The issue is expectation. It wasn't the fact open worlds didn't have anything to do in it, it was the fact you actually COULD explore a 3D open world. It wasn't the fact you had to wait hours for things to happen, it was the fact you COULD actually wait around for X hour for things to happen. Also the graphics were a huge thing. Nowadays we know the paltry offerings Shenmue offers is pretty shit, but back then comparisons didn't exist as it was the only kid on the block, so the thrill came from exploring all the craziness, wondering what will happen round the next corner at certain times, since we didn't have any online walkthroughs. Nowadays we walk round the corner and there better damn well be something to see, or we've wasted our time!
    It's kinda like that dinosaur tech demo on the PS1; when you saw it, you were amazed by the polygons and raved about it to others. Now looking back, it was just a walking dionsaur and did buggerall. The tech did however then spark new ideas and gaming. It's still a bit shit though.

    • @kebm1388
      @kebm1388 6 лет назад +9

      imo Shenmue still looks great, especially the new port. Yeah it's not a modern AAA title but it doesn't need to be to look good. It has just enough polygons to not look archaic.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann 6 лет назад +27

      I"t wasn't the fact you had to wait hours for things to happen, it was the fact you COULD actually wait around for X hour for things to happen. "
      More like you're FORCED to wait for hours for things to happen. As in, you don't have a choice.
      Daggerfall came out in 1996, and it too was open world. Difference there is if you had to wait for hours, you could actually skip those hours if you wanted to get on with things. That's 3 years before Shenpooey Poo, so the devs had no excuse. Especially now, almost 2 decades after the fact where they could've easily did a proper remake.

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 6 лет назад +22

      You think that's bad..... Wait til the nostalgia wears off for the Kingdom heart fan base and they realize that story was always nonsense that no one cared or really focused on.

    • @sillysamson4268
      @sillysamson4268 6 лет назад +12

      I replayed it again recently as well and actually disagree. I think the level design is still fantastic, an actual architect designed the buildings based on a real area so it really feels like you're walking through an Asian street in the 1980's, I think it's awesome. Also, when it becomes nighttime and the bars open and neon lights come on, just great.

    • @Youtube.Commen-tater
      @Youtube.Commen-tater 6 лет назад +1

      "Let's compare a game from '99 to current hardware and wonder why it's underwhelming" - GryphonICD
      For real though, there's such a thing as historical context. Respect the specs for what they are

  • @steven6986
    @steven6986 6 лет назад +14

    3:19 it's ridiculous how I knew his arms were folded and that that was how they were intended to be perceived, once again yahtz, fucking fine work!!

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 6 лет назад +158

    Yahtzee says Shemune wasn’t that good in hindsight and nobody bats an eye.
    Jim Sterling says Shemune wasn’t that good in hindsight and *EVERYONE LOSES THEIR MIND!*

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 4 года назад +27

      late to comment, yahtzee got to that point and finished making it within 5 minutes
      sterling takes kinda too long to get to that point

    • @aelechko
      @aelechko 2 года назад +10

      @@prcervi and he’s not interesting or funny and tries too hard and has awful opinions and shits on a game if they decided not to use him as a voice actor.

    • @prcervi
      @prcervi 2 года назад +3

      @@aelechko wait sterling is rambling on about what now? i haven't looked at the dude's youtube in about 2 years, last i saw was a very rambling man who i just did not jive with his way of videos

    • @emptank
      @emptank Год назад +3

      ​@@prcervi In Jim Sterling's defense he's always been a staunch advocate for consumers against all the greed and money grubbing in the industry. And he can honestly be pretty funny when he really gets going about the latest round of bullshit some corporation has forced into an otherwise decent game in an attempt to squeeze more money out of people while often making a franchise worse in the process. He's got a strong set of convictions and beliefs that he won't compromise on which is admirable.
      Also I think he might have transitioned into being a chick these days but I'm not certain.

  • @cool898
    @cool898 6 лет назад +164

    There's something to do in the open world, sit at the gachapon machines for hours mashing the insert coin button. Just like playing an EA game.

    • @WillyV089
      @WillyV089 6 лет назад +2

      And today's gold star goes to you good sir, you've won the comment section.

  • @SilentUdon
    @SilentUdon 6 лет назад +7

    I like the light jabs Yahtzee and Lyle take at each other because they both have interesting views on games. I think its all in good fun. (In reference ro the destructoid joke at the end)

  • @gumgumdookuin7963
    @gumgumdookuin7963 6 лет назад +21

    "Hey, Mister! You wanna wrestle?"

  • @sedo2446
    @sedo2446 6 лет назад +378

    Does this review of my game have the sailors I’m looking for?

    • @dusksentry5836
      @dusksentry5836 6 лет назад +40

      I'm too busy to reply to you

    • @retrogamelord3763
      @retrogamelord3763 6 лет назад +3

      I think there are some sailors at the HeartBeatz bar

    • @astralharmony3742
      @astralharmony3742 6 лет назад

      Nope. Best you can hope for is that Yahtzee will review Project X Zone 2 that also has you as a character.

    • @SmoothTeeVee
      @SmoothTeeVee 6 лет назад +3

      Hey, I know you like being a jerk and all but how about you just, like,
      don't

    • @jond5830
      @jond5830 6 лет назад +1

      No, but believe it or not, they DO have the droids . . . .

  • @crabkid5200
    @crabkid5200 6 лет назад +4

    I generally don't consider youtubers that exclusively post the same format of videos on a strict schedule as my favorites but, Yahtzee genuinely manages to pull off some precedingly fresh videos that clearly evolve on previous experience.
    good channel 👌

    • @SPM0717
      @SPM0717 6 лет назад

      He's not a RUclipsr. He's paid by The Escapist who uploads the videos to their website, a week before they then go up on their RUclips channel.

    • @vjsm
      @vjsm 6 лет назад

      +SicParvisMagna123 people know him from youtube so we call him a youtuber, its not a problem

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 6 лет назад +373

    So basically Shemune was developed by the Japanese equivalent of David Cage.

  • @Grymbaldknight
    @Grymbaldknight 6 лет назад +38

    "See, i'm not going to rag on the game for not being full-on martial arts action all the way through... and not just because the combat calls for precisely the same button input that's made by an impatient person trying to skip a cutscene."
    Observational humour at its finest.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 3 года назад

      Not really true, of course, but I'm sure Yahtzee sucked at Virtua Fighter, so the full moveset and parry mechanics would be lost on him.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Год назад

      ​@@BillkwandoOr maybe Shenmue is just shit.

  • @crossofintimidation
    @crossofintimidation 6 лет назад +230

    Looking for sailors.

  • @NCM_Enjoyer
    @NCM_Enjoyer 6 лет назад +374

    Last time I was this early yahtzee had a monopoly on this channel

    • @lagooncompany4137
      @lagooncompany4137 6 лет назад +1

      Not bad

    • @Nitro_0999
      @Nitro_0999 6 лет назад

      I do

    • @thegardenofeatin5965
      @thegardenofeatin5965 6 лет назад +11

      You mean the "Now I"m not saying that I'm not saying that I'm not saying the Marvel cinematic universe is slightly inconsistent, I'm just saying that I'm just saying that I'm just saying that I'm just saying that they're going to take it in some direction or other" guy? I give that guy a waffle out of ten.

    • @Abion47
      @Abion47 6 лет назад +4

      It's still a monopoly even if his 100% of the market share falls to 99%.

    • @jays.6843
      @jays.6843 6 лет назад +2

      @@thegardenofeatin5965 Don't forget the series of thirty minute videos that can be summed as "Batman v Superman didn't live up to the hype and I didn't like it'

  • @saigancat
    @saigancat 6 лет назад +417

    I agree with everything he said. I also still love Shenmue.

    • @jw7196
      @jw7196 6 лет назад +5

      saigancat this...

    • @retrogamelord3763
      @retrogamelord3763 6 лет назад +3

      Shenmue is my favorite series of all time

    • @DinnerForkTongue
      @DinnerForkTongue 6 лет назад +7

      We still find it beautiful, warts and all.

    • @Atypical-Abbie
      @Atypical-Abbie 6 лет назад +15

      That's called denial mate

    • @nilozero
      @nilozero 6 лет назад +7

      @@Atypical-Abbie Blisfull, wilful and self absorbed denial it is too. I love it. The crappier it is now, the more significant I remember it affecting me for life it seems.

  • @ReadTheMango
    @ReadTheMango 6 лет назад +30

    I agree with everything in this review... Shenmue 2 is the reason I'm excited for Shemue 3. It took all of the poorer elements from Shenmue 1 and changed them, while expanding upon the open world aspect by giving you actual things to do.

  • @caylecox3347
    @caylecox3347 6 лет назад +15

    After a day with a cold, zp always helps with being hilarious. Never change Yahtzee.

  • @ultgamercw6759
    @ultgamercw6759 6 лет назад +380

    Here is a tip for the fans. Play yakuza. It's the evolved Shenmue.

    • @jbardouc808
      @jbardouc808 6 лет назад +34

      Or persona. Both Yakuza and Persona have more activity, fun side missions, and the main story actually means something

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +31

      Eh, it's actually a verly different experience. It's like saying that Deadpool is an evolved Logan.

    • @jbardouc808
      @jbardouc808 6 лет назад +13

      @@lnsflare1 How so? And Deadpool wouldnt be the evolved version of Wolverine, but a more evolved version of Deathstroke

    • @hoshi314
      @hoshi314 6 лет назад +3

      well dreamcast is kinda like sega's PS2 so it's a valid argument there

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +10

      @@jbardouc808
      I meant the movies, in that Logan and Shenmue are slow building, serious tales evoking an old film genre (Westerns for Logan and Samurai dramas for Shenmue), while Deadpool and Yakuza deal with equally serious matters, but are delivered more light-hearted due to the fact that they are starring crazy people and pop culture references.

  • @PaddletailPhilly
    @PaddletailPhilly 6 лет назад +3

    That bit with Yahtzee smashing his head repeatedly on the controller made me giggle

  • @Iyasenu
    @Iyasenu 6 лет назад +4

    I wouldn't be surprised if they had to have the voices for characters filmed on separate days, even down to minute roles like people you pass on the street.
    There's so much dialogue where people respond or react to whatever part of the story you're at that I'm surprised they managed to fit a game alongside all the talking.
    Like, you could go around and talk to everyone about one topic, make literally one step of progress on the storyline and suddenly the entire town has something to say about it.
    I can recognize Shenmue's flaws, and how it's not a very good game from multiple standpoints, but I still find it charming and like it regardless.
    Whether that makes it a guilty pleasure or I'm just selectively accepting of it, but it doesn't stop me from loving it. I'm really looking forward to the continuation of the series.
    And I mean, all the other examples you said for series to hope for a continuation to are also on my list, but at least this one's been explicitly announced.

  • @nilozero
    @nilozero 6 лет назад +4

    I wholeheartedly agree with everything said but adore Shenmue and the sequel. It's a "you had to be there" classic for it to make sense to anyone not "there" and my love for it transcends the game now to how it affected me then, um, now.

  • @Bouldergaming123
    @Bouldergaming123 4 года назад +3

    that is pretty emotional Yahtzee, that is a lot of anger to have when the machine doesn't give you the snacks you paid for.

  • @TieDef
    @TieDef 6 лет назад +3

    A lot of people's good feelings for the game come down to it's Japan simulator aspects though. People forget (or are too young) but back in the year 2000 there were very few options to get your Japanese culture fix. But then here was this game that gave you such an intimate look into life in Japan: here's a typical house, with a typical bedroom, a typical kitchen, a typical park, a typical sushi bar, a typical convenience store, etc. For anyone with even a passing interest in Japan, the detailed foreignness of the environment was infinitely fascinating.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 3 года назад +1

      Well said, and true. First time I ever saw a squat toilet. Didn't even know that was a thing before that.

  • @Tewratomeh
    @Tewratomeh 6 лет назад +20

    The problem with Shenmue now is that other games took inspiration from it and did it better. It'd be next to impossible for a Yakuza series fan to try and play Shenmue for the first time now. That being said I still have a huge nostalgia boner for it and I get all misty-eyed whenever I hear the Bob's Pizza theme. Or the Tomato Convenience Store theme. Or literally any song from it.
    ....Bobusu Pizza!

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 3 года назад

      Yeah, it would be like saying Jimi Hendrix sucks compared to Joe Satriani, when the only reason we have Joe Satriani is because he quit the football team the moment he heard Hendrix died, and dedicated himself to guitar.

  • @marshall4439
    @marshall4439 2 года назад +1

    Am watching this on New Year’s Eve (sick) and this one’s animations are particularly hilarious. I’m gassing over here at “Impolite Girls” and “Bean me in the chops”. Just brilliant.

  • @norecord1138
    @norecord1138 4 года назад +3

    "I'm thinking the plot is the plucky hero that got beaten up by the sneering villain who killed his dad probably beats up the sneering villain in the end!"
    That assumption aged badly, we were all expecting it too..... but not even!

  • @langlest
    @langlest 6 лет назад +1

    As someone who tried to play the original release in Japanese your description of the story about the stolen coaster was spot on lol

  • @AppericateGamer
    @AppericateGamer 6 лет назад +23

    Shenmue even with the flaws. I admire the game a lot. I admit waiting in the game kill the pace. Great review

  • @NickShvelidze
    @NickShvelidze 6 лет назад +82

    BRING BACK JUDGING BY THE COVER

  • @lnsflare1
    @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +69

    The secret to enjoying Shenmue unironically:
    Step 1: Turn the voices to Japanese so that you can hear everyone emote properly and Ryo emote at all. The sound quality is still a bit off, but I think that was a stylistic choice to make it sound like an 80's television drama.
    Step 2: Treat it as an Open World Point And Click Adventure with Beat 'Em Up elements, more akin to something like Gabriel Knight or Laura Bow than Yakuza, only designed by a relatively sane person so the puzzle solutions don't require brain damage to solve.
    Step 3: Explore. In addition to finding the odd music track or martial arts move lying around or for sale, you can also occasionally find alternate, rational, solutions to puzzles or skip steps during the investigation.
    Step 4: Turn brightness all the way up for the Stealth sections. Because, seriously, fuck the flashlight's cone of vision.

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 лет назад +5

      Ryo is just as emotionless in Japanese as in English.

    • @lnsflare1
      @lnsflare1 6 лет назад +5

      @@fearedjames
      I disagree. While he was still stoic, he had a lot more nuance when expressing anger, grief, embarrassment, friendliness, etc...

    • @kenw524
      @kenw524 6 лет назад +4

      Yes, Shenmue is basically an adventure game but with more exploration and fewer puzzles.

    • @robinhyperlord9053
      @robinhyperlord9053 6 лет назад +5

      @@ZombiAstral
      Dinosaurs are cool.

    • @drmegaman
      @drmegaman 6 лет назад +10

      The best way to enjoy Shenmue is to play it when it was brand new, when individual fingers being animated was a marvel, and also as a kid with plenty of free time who's just happy to see a depiction of Japan on a street level.

  • @NostraFnDamus
    @NostraFnDamus 6 лет назад +115

    Ooh, take that Destructoid!

    • @roostermaind6413
      @roostermaind6413 6 лет назад +9

      What's with the Destructoid hate? Pre-game discharcge is prutey gud.

    • @S0ci0stan
      @S0ci0stan 6 лет назад +1

      Rooster Maind such low quality bait...

    • @roostermaind6413
      @roostermaind6413 6 лет назад +7

      No, seriously, I have no idea why they would rip on each other, aside from being competing channels. But since neither of them put out that much content I just assumed there'd be room for both. I seriously have no idea if there's actually bad blood between the Escapist and Destructoid or if it was just a pun.

    • @roostermaind6413
      @roostermaind6413 6 лет назад +12

      Could you please explain to me whether or not destructoid and the escapist had a falling out or if Yahtzee was simply making a joke at the expense of a competing channel. I really wasn't playing stupid.

    • @joqqeman
      @joqqeman 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah honestly I have no idea either, I remember he used to work for them but no idea if this is a real beef or just some joke I missed.

  • @justdueit6199
    @justdueit6199 5 лет назад +1

    I bought the game put it in my PS4 and was immediately transported to a time I had forgotten about. Shenmue 3 cannot come fast enough.

  • @Halvos12
    @Halvos12 6 лет назад +24

    I mean between Destroid and Movie bob, Well one I'd actually have the possibility to be entertain and it ain't Movie Bob.

  • @NimhLabs
    @NimhLabs 6 лет назад +23

    Yahtzee is just mad because this is an inferior simulator of how he spends his weekend. Doing what looks like busy work at the docks in hopes to find Sailors wanting to spend some quality time with him.
    And he is right--you want to spend quality time there are better options--even if that section of Craig's List is removed for being illegal.

  • @Kytetiger
    @Kytetiger 6 лет назад +1

    04:20 "and dont forget to feed the cat"
    That's something important !

  • @Pooky1991
    @Pooky1991 5 лет назад +6

    And now Shenmue 3 is borderline facing Mighty No. 9 levels of backlash before even coming out

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 5 лет назад

      That's only because of Epic Games though. Us PS4 Bois are still good

    • @sketchstevens5859
      @sketchstevens5859 5 лет назад

      @@JakobatHeart Being an Epic Games Exclusive on PC. Epic Games is known for giving people's information to the Chinese

    • @Pooky1991
      @Pooky1991 5 лет назад +2

      @@JakobatHeart its more than that. Alot of it has to do with the tiers as well. The physical copy of the game turned out to be a digital code for Epic Store and not an actual disk. The ones who took the survey saying they wanted Steam basically being told now that they won't be getting theirs until a year has passed which was very misleading. Backers were also promised the demo before anyoneelse, but that ended up not happening

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +7

    2:44 considering how many times auto correct has done that to me I’m not entire sure that’s a joke

  • @SirDominic
    @SirDominic 6 лет назад +16

    Yahtzee - if you havent already I think you would enjoy playing The Messenger ;)

  • @michaelrowe2906
    @michaelrowe2906 6 лет назад +2

    Ive been a huge fan of Yatzee appriaciate all the effort you put into your videos. Thanks for making Wednesdays the best part of the day

  • @OmegaMaxter
    @OmegaMaxter 6 лет назад +1

    "Tom. Stop dancing for once in your life, jesus christ. Your shitty hot dogs arent that exciting"
    "AYYY RYO"

  • @pastelshoal
    @pastelshoal 6 лет назад +16

    I also recently played through Shenmue for the first time, and I agree completely. The open world would be cool if there were actually fun activities to do, or activities that actually contributed to your success in game (besides training).
    Still you should play Shenmue II. That game is absolutely amazing and deserves all the praise it gets. Honestly I would tell anyone to ship the first game, as Shenmue II will blow you away. Like, it's so impressive.

    • @kenw524
      @kenw524 6 лет назад +2

      I think people should still try Shenmue 1 first, but if they don't like it they should just skip it and play part 2. It is a very different game with more action, a bigger world, more things to do and a more interesting story. If they want to know what happened in Shenmue 1's story they can just watch Shenmue the Movie on RUclips ruclips.net/video/de3UTAfKGfQ/видео.html

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando 3 года назад

      I liked the first one better. The 2nd one had too many moments when it felt like it was forcing you forward, too many chases, and the fact that they shoehorned QTEs into the middle of actual fistfights, ostensibly for people who suck at the fighting, always sent me into a red rage. That game ruined boss fights, and Shenmue 3 ruined the fighting altogether.

    • @ChristophBrinkmann
      @ChristophBrinkmann Год назад

      ​@@BillkwandoCitation needed on the QTE part.

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando Год назад

      @@ChristophBrinkmann LOL fighting the bird man underground in Kowloon

    • @Billkwando
      @Billkwando Год назад

      @@ChristophBrinkmann The upstairs arcade fight against the girl too, IIRC, to get to unlock the duck racing

  • @MrHorthoren
    @MrHorthoren 6 лет назад +3

    Would love to see Dark Cloud done up as a Retro episode. You can get it in the Play-Station store for PS4.

  • @Shekel-Shoveler
    @Shekel-Shoveler 6 лет назад +2

    Today in zero punctuation: Yahtzee says button mashing in different ways for 5 minutes

  • @geardog24
    @geardog24 6 лет назад +43

    You dishonor Shenmue.
    I will have my revenge!

    • @jesusl2692
      @jesusl2692 6 лет назад +1

      G0d F15t I loved power stone

  • @occams_blazer
    @occams_blazer 6 лет назад +1

    Haven't even started yet and I'm really looking forward to hearing Yahtzee pronounce it SHEN-MOO-EE

    • @fearedjames
      @fearedjames 6 лет назад

      The jokes funny until you realize thst Shenmue is not romaji (Shenmuu) and was purely written that way to make english speakers pronounce it cotrectly like they virtually always do. Same situation is NiOh. (Niou)

  • @Snatcher2047
    @Snatcher2047 5 лет назад +1

    I'm a huge fan of the franchise, but I won't deny just about everything said here.

  • @SamiPaju
    @SamiPaju 6 лет назад +9

    Never played the original, but Shenmue 2 on Xbox was one of the most memorable and engaging experiences I ever had with a game. Top-notch and right along there with KOTOR.

  • @OmegaArbinator
    @OmegaArbinator 6 лет назад +5

    >Yahtzee in new Pregame Discharge
    >Pregame Discharge in Zero Punctuation
    >Lyle and Yahtzee doing a stream together earlier in the day
    :thinking:

  • @MasterRohi
    @MasterRohi 6 лет назад

    I love the shade Lyle and Yahtzee are throwing at each other

  • @rawe1313
    @rawe1313 6 лет назад +6

    The beef between Lyle Rath and Yahtzee Croshaw just became a thing, and I myself am loving it. I've got my popcorn ready and my heart set on collecting the teeth that either or both will leave on the floor of the arena for a souvenir

    • @TheCivildecay
      @TheCivildecay 6 лет назад

      Please explain to
      the uninformed masses!

    • @rawe1313
      @rawe1313 6 лет назад +3

      Lyle Rath, a guy person on the internet, insulted Yatzee on his video game news show on destructiod, Yatzee shoots back in this one, I'm going to have a very dentally pleasing necklace when this is done.

    • @rougheredge6705
      @rougheredge6705 6 лет назад

      Oh, do tell, what did this Lyle Rath fool say about Yahtzee that prompted a response? Yahtzee normally doesn't give a shit.

    • @hikikomoron
      @hikikomoron 6 лет назад +4

      @@rougheredge6705 Lyle was responding to Yhatzee, dude. Seriously do people not know that these episodes air a week early on their website or something? Btw the beef is completely non serious seeing as how they literally just streamed together.

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 6 лет назад +48

    Next week is Spider-Man

    • @Ineedgames
      @Ineedgames 6 лет назад +13

      Technically this week if you go to their website.

    • @Addsomehappy
      @Addsomehappy 6 лет назад +5

      And it even has another diss at Destructoid in the end credits!

  • @lolzomgz1337
    @lolzomgz1337 6 лет назад +1

    I actually really love Shenmue, but I understand the points he made.

  • @Moissanyte
    @Moissanyte 6 лет назад +1

    Question: what happened to the yearly compilation of Zero Punctuation by Felman87? I'd like to be able to binge on these w/o the grating rock-riff.

  • @ArchmageOfAnarchy
    @ArchmageOfAnarchy 6 лет назад

    That bit at the end.
    Shade thrown. The gauntlet is off.

  • @GotNextVideo
    @GotNextVideo 6 лет назад

    Shenmue II manages to realize a great deal of the promise that the original left on the cutting room floor, and is the bigger reason people are excited for a third. Doesn't fix the controls or anything, but there's much more of a story, a much bigger, more interesting world, and some emotional range.

  • @TimesChu
    @TimesChu 6 лет назад

    Oh, the rival E-Mag dirt throwing. I'm all in for this.

  • @skitter7615
    @skitter7615 6 лет назад +1

    oh that burn at the end

  • @TXFDA
    @TXFDA 5 лет назад +10

    This is the entire reason I've always put off playing Shenmue. When someone explains it, it sounds super neat. But then you remember it came out in the days of the Dreamcast, and half the stuff people are talking about probably don't even work right by today's standards. It's one of those games that's probably tons of fun if you played it originally and have some nostalgia for it. But if you're brand new to it, it's gonna bore the fuck out of you and annoy you when the controls go wonky.

    • @ghostlyswat12
      @ghostlyswat12 4 года назад

      TXF I played it a year ago it was actually fun the combats cool and the story telling good thought the voice acting is garbage it’s garbage in a funny ways we’re you will be laughing at the voice acting shemu 1 was a Kickstarter I think which explains why the acting is bad

    • @ghostlyswat12
      @ghostlyswat12 4 года назад

      The main issue is waiting around for 7 hours in game that took fek ing ages to do and it’s like go here at 9pm you have to wait a literally hour irl as the games takes a hour to get to the next day and there was no forward time option either though it added to the immersion minus the tanky movement controls took me a 2 mins to get out of the house 😂 and in the end I really enjoyed it it was free on Xbox at the time (remaster version) so I yanked it

    • @cirrustate8674
      @cirrustate8674 3 года назад

      @@ghostlyswat12 Kickstarter didn't exist when Shenmue was made. It was developed by Sega's in-house development team and, at the time it was created, was the most expensive video game ever developed.

  • @KartoffelKonig
    @KartoffelKonig 6 лет назад +1

    Even back then Shenmue split the gaming community and because of its flaws even almost 20 years ago people hated the series for the tedious waiting around and life simulation aspect. But it also had so many innovative ideas and while it is indeed pointless to pick everything up and move it around for the time it came out the sheer fact you could do it was so awesome and made you feel for the first time you were in a real open world. By todays standards it is of course laughably small and you can't do much at all but back then before all the 3D GTAs and stuff .. phew I mean Sega didn't bankrupt itself for nothing Shenmue was so huge and inventive it sucked up more money than it could every hope to bring in again.

  • @asbestoss919
    @asbestoss919 6 лет назад +3

    “Not enough forklifts 0/10”

  • @anxietyinducing6601
    @anxietyinducing6601 6 лет назад +58

    So, Recettear review when?

    • @DaiReith
      @DaiReith 6 лет назад +3

      You mean "Recettear"?

    • @anxietyinducing6601
      @anxietyinducing6601 6 лет назад

      @@DaiReith yep, my bad

    • @AnotherLuckyStar
      @AnotherLuckyStar 6 лет назад +17

      He kind of already did when he reviewed Moonlighter.
      He said Recettear was that game, but better.

    • @Bakamoichigei
      @Bakamoichigei 6 лет назад +1

      +New Meta Knight And this time he even pronounced it correctly!

    • @zomfgroflmao1337
      @zomfgroflmao1337 6 лет назад +8

      Not joking, Recettear was probably the best indie game i've played so far. The combat is smooth like the best Blizzard games and when you think the game lack depth and you go wandering into the seemingly kiddy pool suddenly you realize that you are diving in a freaking open ocean. Very character plays distinctly different, there are tons of crafting recipes and even small stuff like the wallpaper in your shop can have an impact on the people you attract. The game is insane for a game thhat looks so simple from the outside...

  • @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez
    @Joshua_Shadow_Manriguez 5 лет назад +1

    I still want Asura's Wrath Zero Punctuation. I know Escapist made an actual review, but I still want a Zero Punctuation video on it.

  • @tomjackal5708
    @tomjackal5708 6 лет назад

    the cat's "yeah bitch" just made me realize how much prozd has permeated the entirety of youtube

  • @hensarita
    @hensarita 6 лет назад

    This show is the only consistent thing in my life.

  • @Gamsterjeff600
    @Gamsterjeff600 6 лет назад +1

    Its why I keep my nostalgia levels balanced otherwise I would think every game I played was flawless

  • @gman2015z
    @gman2015z 6 лет назад

    Wow Escapist is still around, that's awesome.

  • @WMUser3
    @WMUser3 5 лет назад

    The savagery of that closing line...

  • @Robo983
    @Robo983 6 лет назад +1

    I didn't know Destructoid was still around.

  • @strubberyg7451
    @strubberyg7451 6 лет назад

    That Destructoid jab was really out of nowhere...

  • @tacoman6697
    @tacoman6697 6 лет назад +16

    I mean, there is a Shenmue 2 already available for you to check out to see if you can get a better idea of why people might want a Shenmue 3.

  • @MysteriousJojo
    @MysteriousJojo 6 лет назад +19

    It sure is great how this is still the only thing on this channel with absolutely nothing else of infinitely inferior quality being put up.

    • @drmegaman
      @drmegaman 6 лет назад +11

      The Escapist feels like one of those dead strip malls with a bunch of vacancies and a filthy parking lot, but with one successful store that's keeping the whole place afloat

    • @nopushbutton
      @nopushbutton 6 лет назад +4

      Looks like everyone else... escaped

    • @Gstrangeman96
      @Gstrangeman96 6 лет назад

      I wonder why Yahtzee doesn't go off and make his own ZP channel.

    • @SamuraiCaveman
      @SamuraiCaveman 6 лет назад +8

      I think it's cute how they thought bringing back other videos to the Yahtzee channel would be a good idea and then they started with fucking Moviebob.

    • @Sinitsu
      @Sinitsu 6 лет назад

      Gstrangeman96 why the devil would he do that? It’s infinitely more simple to be an employee than to be a small business owner.

  • @Deathclaw-lh5tl
    @Deathclaw-lh5tl 5 лет назад +3

    Is it sad that I can't stop laughing at this review? I keep losing my shit whenever the puppet wearing the main character's face pops up.

  • @shamra1245
    @shamra1245 6 лет назад +9

    He clearly missed the point of this gambling simulator XD

  • @Trash_prince
    @Trash_prince 6 лет назад

    God, that sonic hat + pant wetting + disappointed mothers = the actual Sonic fanbase

  • @Kentama
    @Kentama 6 лет назад +2

    One of the things you might have missed in the game is that there are empty lot areas where you can practice and level up your fighting moves, it might've solved some of your issues with the game (as far as having nothing to do, not being able to learn the combos, etc.)

  • @JimPanzeeEsq
    @JimPanzeeEsq 6 лет назад +1

    Upvote for that Destructoid jab. Can't wait to see where this goes (please go somewhere with this).

  • @vintagevideogamenights2923
    @vintagevideogamenights2923 2 года назад

    I still think is so cool that the game doesn't revolve around Ryu. You could miss an appointment, because you lost track of time playing Hang On at the arcade, so the character waiting to ambush you would just bugger off instead of patiently waiting forever.

  • @TheTimeSlider
    @TheTimeSlider 6 лет назад +1

    I wonder if gabe watches these and pines for his friend like a dog waiting for his owner to come home.

  • @PinClockFuntime
    @PinClockFuntime 6 лет назад +1

    Recettear needs more love, thanks for giving it some

  • @calvinlee8103
    @calvinlee8103 6 лет назад

    I never played Shenmue 1, but I played the sequel and really loved it. Of course this was like 15 years ago, so I'm sure it doesn't hold up great; but back then, it was a really amazing experience.

  • @Eisaku2
    @Eisaku2 6 лет назад +1

    *WHY ARE ALL THE ZP COLLECTION VIDEOS DELETED?*

    • @hellsingfan89
      @hellsingfan89 6 лет назад

      You can't take other RUclips vids and reupload them for clicks.

  • @Mathmachine
    @Mathmachine 6 лет назад +61

    Using two perfectly good eyeballs to watch Destructoid videos isn't absolutely terrible. Using those two perfectly good eyeballs to watch a MovieBob video...that's a different story.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 6 лет назад +3

      Or a Logan Paul video

    • @BloodyAltima
      @BloodyAltima 6 лет назад +4

      Destructoid may be pointless, but I don't ever recall them derailing the video about the movie or game or whatever to bitch about how feminism keeps them from getting laid, making rape jokes, and calling minorities the n word for ten fucking minutes.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 6 лет назад +6

      @@BloodyAltima So... the Sargon Of Akkad approach?

    • @Nitro_0999
      @Nitro_0999 6 лет назад +3

      Oh for god's sake! What is it that people hate about that guy? I don't get it.

    • @Bhaalgorn2302
      @Bhaalgorn2302 6 лет назад +4

      Rasmus Krogh-Jensen
      moviebob? hes a fascist. sargon? hes an idiot.

  • @richardpreston7333
    @richardpreston7333 6 лет назад

    5:21 SHOTS FIRED

  • @ChristophBrinkmann
    @ChristophBrinkmann Год назад +1

    I remember one "genius" trying to justify this on either here (and it's been long buried) or on Stephanie Sterling's review of the remake where they were all, "iT's NoT tHaT tHeRe'S sO mUcH tO dO, iT's ThAt YoU hAd ThE oPtIoN tO wAiT aRoUnD aLl DaY" and yes I am serious.
    Which, Elder Scrolls Arena and especially Elder Scrolls 2: Daggerfall did it way better years before, and of course Morrowind and Oblivion are - are, present tense - light years ahead of the third game despite them coming out during George Bush Jr's first (2002) and second (2006) terms.
    And I can prove it. Objectively, I can prove, right now, in two sentences, that the Elder Scrolls games are superior to every Shenmue game. For the first two verses the first two and the fourth, they have fast travel. And every ES game has the "Wait" feature.
    Something need to wait until next day? Cool. Just wait for 8 hours, the game skips ahead and there ya go. I dunno if the new one has either or both features, but considering that reception is hilariously lukewarm with maybe six extremely fanatical clowns who insist that no we just don't understand it man, even after the Epic Games BULLSHIT where they literally robbed everybody who kickstarted it for Steam keys - considering all of that, I do not care if this is better than other Shenmue games and shame on the publishers for pooping on the fans, taking advantage of their nostalgia and pooping out this game. Hopefully in twenty years the fourth game will come out and they'll hint at finishing the series sometime before the inevitable heat death of the universe.

  • @ripkid1
    @ripkid1 6 лет назад

    Shots fired at destructoid.

  • @rory8182
    @rory8182 4 года назад +1

    1:46 is that a club from Ark?

  • @rimjobledouche5201
    @rimjobledouche5201 5 лет назад +5

    Wow, I actually agree with Yahtzee for once.

  • @Canadamus_Prime
    @Canadamus_Prime 4 года назад +1

    Isn't this the game series where at one point you have to spend 2 hours walking down a mountain path with love-interest girl in real time?

  • @zoramarslink5788
    @zoramarslink5788 4 года назад +1

    I got a good game to play watching this video.

  • @Jay6x
    @Jay6x 6 лет назад +8

    Guess what? There was a sequel to Shenmue. It's 'Shenmue II'. It fixes a lot of the issues 'Shenmue I' had. NPCs are actually helpful and lead you to where you need to go if need be (but are slow as molasses). You can show up early to where you need to be in the plot, and fast forward the time instead of waiting. I hope you have a look at Shenmue II some time.

    • @semvision
      @semvision 6 лет назад

      Yahtzee NEVER reads RUclips comments.

  • @BenderAlpha
    @BenderAlpha 6 лет назад

    Thus begins the lifelong rivalry between Yahtzee Croshaw and Lyle Rath.

  • @stevebrain5858
    @stevebrain5858 6 лет назад +2

    Shenmuuuuuuuuuuuuuur!

  • @michaelamaya9032
    @michaelamaya9032 2 года назад

    They're making this game into an anime.

  • @bobdude0987654321
    @bobdude0987654321 6 лет назад +2

    I was not expecting you to be throwing shade at ol' Lyle McDad. I expect this'll probably show up in his next drunken, nonsensical cold-open.

  • @chuploops9973
    @chuploops9973 6 лет назад +30

    I gave you a thumbs up for not being moviebob.

    • @trexpaddock
      @trexpaddock 6 лет назад +3

      There is rather a lot of NOT Movie Boob videos on RUclips . . . . you have your work cut out for you.
      Bless you, kind sir, for your noble efforts.
      The less Movie Boob, the better.

  • @PrinsaVossum
    @PrinsaVossum 6 лет назад

    The best part of my Wednesday is a new ZP episode.