Or you could be a better cook , and cook at the correct temperatures so you don’t have to burn your food and set off your literal smoke alarm for fires
I found some old texts in the family archives that speak of strange, sometimes powdery things they used when cooking. Not sure what it was called, but I think they called it seasoning (or something like that). I'll investigate further and will post updates.
I read some where they actually grew these strange plants, then sometimes dried them and ground them up to use on their food. I read that some were also used fresh. Evidently these strange plants were used to enhance the flavors of certain foods. Ill also investigate further and see what else I learn of these odd customs.
Sure would have been a hell of a lot tastier if she put it in a slow cooker breast down, cover it with water and salt it good. Cook it for 8 hours. She would of had plenty of broth for noodles and gravy and it wouldn't have set off the fire alarm.
@@tommyclements4723 looked or looks? Looked would Imply it doesn’t happen anymore, or you have seen it? No Commas or full stops. You need to sort out your grammar and punctuation.
@@lillegoman I'll say anything I want about that filthy cook who screws up almost every thing and there is nothing you can do about it. You must live in Britain.
Car crash din dins, that meal was not even fit enough to put in the bin, because the bin would have rejected it. Why do I never see many negative comments are You Tube deleting thrmem or what?
Merry Christmas, Kay! ☹ My mouth is watering! What a bang-up job and I will have to try this dish soon, only I will crumble potato chips over the top for a nice CRUNCH.💖💯💥🤗
What the hell is that for a Christmas Diner? The Turkey dry and burnt, the stuffing disgusting, the gravy like pudding. Man this can only be a joke Video.
WOW I HAVE BEEN A HUGE FAN I THINK SHES ADORABLE, AWESOME . ALL THE ABOVE. BUT AT THE VERY END THERE WHEN SHE LOOKED SOOO BOTHERED AND SAID ITS SILLY TO ASK FOR IT AGAIN. WELL MAYBE THE PERSON WHO ASKED DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD DONE IT BEFORE . . I JUST FELT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
Imagine Lee is your friend and you don't know about Kay's cooking and he says to you "My mom invited you over for dinner"...what a experience...that I'm quite sure they'll never forget 😂🤮
why the hell do you put egg & marge in stuffing,when the packet clearly says "just add water",thats it Kay blame google for the fact your burnt stuff,not for the fact you dont watch what your doing
@@markwake3943 basically nothing of what she put together on the pan would be ready at the same time leading to things being undercooked or overcooked as you could tell in the video
The production value is definitely on par with the greats , Spielberg, Wes Anderson , Tarantino . I bet they're kicking themselves for not going for the pause/start record effect 😂.. love ya kay kay kay
knowing the cost of the food she uses, no - a lollypop lady (school crossing attendant) doesn't earn enough to throw food away. This is real 'cooking'.
M M he got me some boot slippers that I wanted I got him some lynx shower gel and deodorant Lee and gorden didn't get each other owt my boyfriend not his
Dinner is not done until the smoke alarm goes off.
Sheila Sweeney to right
Or you could be a better cook , and cook at the correct temperatures so you don’t have to burn your food and set off your literal smoke alarm for fires
@@xrrz5997 I think you've missed the point of this channel
@@kayscooking7421 are you in
Firth Park? Your accent matches my families...
@@kayscooking7421too
That's magic Kay, you turned pork into a turkey.
Genuinely made me howl.
A Purkey.
Yeah, I didn't get that......
Nothing says Merry Christmas more than -
Blood Omen: Legacy of Kain
Who is this Kain her t-shirt speaks of?
@@dreamcatchmex9209 It's a video game from 1996
Hahahaha
omfg that's funny
If you got Blood Omen for Xman you had a merry one
Holy Tap Dancing Jesus. I feel sorry for your household at Christmas
The way this lady cooks is frightful
The cross contamination is doing my head in!
😂😂😂😂
I don't watch Kay for her strict adherence to health n safety standards 😂
That turkey looked like it walked out or Chernobyl when you were done cooking it. 😂
Kay I can’t cope with that orange bowl
I found some old texts in the family archives that speak of strange, sometimes powdery things they used when cooking. Not sure what it was called, but I think they called it seasoning (or something like that). I'll investigate further and will post updates.
I read some where they actually grew these strange plants, then sometimes dried them and ground them up to use on their food. I read that some were also used fresh. Evidently these strange plants were used to enhance the flavors of certain foods. Ill also investigate further and see what else I learn of these odd customs.
you talking about Stuffing or a bouquet garnet?@@Councilof8for43
Kay I'm disopointed the turkey looks undercooked
"its fucking burnt"
For a minute i thought she was gonna boil the turkey
She don't have a pan/cauldron big enough or she would have
Sure would have been a hell of a lot tastier if she put it in a slow cooker breast down, cover it with water and salt it good. Cook it for 8 hours. She would of had plenty of broth for noodles and gravy and it wouldn't have set off the fire alarm.
She boiled it in the boiler before she put it in the oven to burn
@@MaryQQ 😂😂😂😂
Nowt like Asda frozen sausages, priced at 0.0007p each to make pigs in blankets
Turkey wasn't even seasoned or glazed. Gravy somehow got burnt to all Hell. Presentation for the meal is also crap.
Thumbs up👍🏽👍🏽
That gravy looked like what leaks out of a decomposing corpse
Oppboy Underobbo i’d dip my bread into either, including Kay...
@@captaincracker8980 mate your punctuation is like what comes out of a corpse too. Sort it out
@@tommyclements4723 looked or looks? Looked would Imply it doesn’t happen anymore, or you have seen it? No Commas or full stops.
You need to sort out your grammar and punctuation.
Give this woman a counter to work on .she prepares everything on the stovetop.
Maybe if she washed her stacks of dirty dishes everywhere she would have counter space.
@@100PercentOS2 maybe you should spend more time worrying about yourself and less our Queen Kay. Jealous
@@100PercentOS2 she doesn't have a kitchen she just has a bathroom upstairs with a cooker in it.
@@lillegoman I'll say anything I want about that filthy cook who screws up almost every thing and there is nothing you can do about it. You must live in Britain.
For the people that say she’s doing it on purpose......if she is she is still a legend and knows how to work her audience 🥰
Looks like you just put a Swan on your plate
You took that turkey to the CREM 🔥🔥🔥
one of the worse you've done kay, truly awful
Kay’s hob settings: off or inferno
Bit late unfortunately. I needed this video no later than 24th December but you released this beauty on the 29th.
i did it christmas day
Lol BenjooUK
Lee can survive anything!
He could drink uranium and it wouldn't affect him 😂
😂😂 I'm dead .
Car crash din dins, that meal was not even fit enough to put in the bin, because the bin would have rejected it.
Why do I never see many negative comments are You Tube deleting thrmem or what?
Now this is a good old Griswalds style christmas dinner
That’s the way to do gravy. Nailed it again Kay.
Merry Christmas, Kay! ☹ My mouth is watering! What a bang-up job and I will have to try this dish soon, only I will crumble potato chips over the top for a nice CRUNCH.💖💯💥🤗
egg? in stuffing?
She puts egg in everything
And marg
She's obsessed with marg and eggs
That looks fooking Disgusting
Classic Kay, It's not Margarine, it is and I quote "Put the Marge In" 😂😂😂
People everywhere shorten margarine to "marg".
Terrible.... and very aggressive!
I think the alarm was doung her head in
@@gemsworld85 It certainly was doing my head in.
Well. That's Christmas f@@@@@d....
At least she don't have her watch on this time. Gravy or pudding? Wow, this really turns off the appetite. Not quite.
he might as well just eat plain marge
I'm sure they have a tub each for dinner once a week
Gravy or is it poop pudding 🤔😬
Poop pudding
🤣💩
Poop pudding
Obviously it's poop pudding. This is kay we're talking about
Poop pudding
What the hell is that for a Christmas Diner? The Turkey dry and burnt, the stuffing disgusting, the gravy like pudding. Man this can only be a joke Video.
R.i.P Turkey. Cremation done! Wow lol. 😂😂😂
This women cant be serious about this being a cooking show. This is a comedy show.
I arrived hee expecting to find some inspiration for our holiday meals and was not disappointed. As ever, thank you so much!.🙄💯💖💥
WOW I HAVE BEEN A HUGE FAN I THINK SHES ADORABLE, AWESOME . ALL THE ABOVE. BUT AT THE VERY END THERE WHEN SHE LOOKED SOOO BOTHERED AND SAID ITS SILLY TO ASK FOR IT AGAIN. WELL MAYBE THE PERSON WHO ASKED DIDNT KNOW YOU HAD DONE IT BEFORE . . I JUST FELT VERY UNCOMFORTABLE WHEN SHE SAID THAT.
She will make you feel more uncomfortable when you wake up at 1am and she's looking at you in your bed smiling.
Yes, she worded it a bit harshly I thought.
Worst Christmas dinner ever. SMH Dog puke would be better.
Words fail me,,
Imagine Lee is your friend and you don't know about Kay's cooking and he says to you "My mom invited you over for dinner"...what a experience...that I'm quite sure they'll never forget 😂🤮
an experience & trip to A&E to get stomach pumped
why the hell do you put egg & marge in stuffing,when the packet clearly says "just add water",thats it Kay blame google for the fact your burnt stuff,not for the fact you dont watch what your doing
Why does she think you just dump food on a tray and stick in the oven
Because basically we do just that
@@markwake3943 basically nothing of what she put together on the pan would be ready at the same time leading to things being undercooked or overcooked as you could tell in the video
Any silly sod can open a packet of stuffing mix
shush
Get rid of those horrible plastic bowls including the stained ones are you magic turning the pork into turkey
Anyone remember that scene from "Christmas Vacation"?
YES!
stuffing looks like cat food and gravel mixed together 😂
I think her turkey was upside down and she put the "stuffing "in the ass end!😂😂
Yep she did 😂
When the fire alarm went off i thought it was mine 😆😆😆 made me jump
Having survived a housefire back in 2012 my heart still stops when I hear a smoke alarm going off.
Bleedin' EGGS!! you are obsessed with damn EGGS!
What the hell
The production value is definitely on par with the greats , Spielberg, Wes Anderson , Tarantino . I bet they're kicking themselves for not going for the pause/start record effect 😂.. love ya kay kay kay
I still don't know if it's an act or not
juicyblob haha it cant be surely.
knowing the cost of the food she uses, no - a lollypop lady (school crossing attendant) doesn't earn enough to throw food away. This is real 'cooking'.
looks like boiled diarahea in the pan
No we're not wondering what's in the gravy. We know what's in it. You took a dump in the pan and cooked it
YES MERCHANDISE
No there is none
Stoppp
@@elementalchildd1887 you can have my scotch egg any day you minx;)
Shocking !!
Why? just another meal cremated to perfection....
Y'all got me over here dying, I cannot 😂😂😂😂🤣😜😝
thank fuck its only xmas once a year
it’s not a classic kays cooking video without the marge! 😌✨
Lmao, I couldn't tell if she was saying margarine or "Put the Marge in"
can you please do an updated version. i forgot how to make it. thank you
Christmas dinner please kay your cooking is shocking i dont want come dinner because i mite no leave a live
😂😂😂😂
😂😂the gravy though
can you do another christmas dinner
This recipe was originally the Grinch’s idea.
Merry Christmas Kay! What did you, Gordon and Lee get each other for Christmas?
M M he got me some boot slippers that I wanted I got him some lynx shower gel and deodorant Lee and gorden didn't get each other owt my boyfriend not his
KAYS GOOD COOKING lovely! Ideal gifts at Christmas 🎄
Keith Harris no she didn't gorden went to his sisters
@@kayscooking7421 of course he went to his sisters he wouldn't want to eat your Christmas Dinner
The thumbnail looks like a football got ran over
Please make another Christmas dinner!
Attitude
Poor Turkey
I love the way the "cooked" turkey sounds like clinkers in the fire grate.
make a Christmas dinner
Salmonella my beloved
That looks scrumptious Kay! Can't wait for next year's Christmas dinner Haha! Xx
Niall T not for a long time
Do you like a good stuffing Kay?
Yeah by Lee
@@jonfreeman9911 Harsh but funny all the same
theres always one :/
And just like that , I will never eat turkey again,lol Kay's turkey had feet. Broiled turkey feet.
😂😂😂😂
Not the feet
Another disaster by Kay, honestly can't believed this was even served.
My dogs went mental just now 😂nearly shit a brick
This is the most horrendous thing I’ve ever seen. You sure know how to ruin a Christmas Kay.. bah bloody humbug
We ask you to do xmas dinner not to see how its done but because we like to see you cook it Kay! Cheer up and Happy New Year
LadyRebecca I understand it's for idiots to take piss that's why I refuse
Well that certainly isn't from me...RUclips can be a nasty place, you just got to ignore them Kay
Trying to blame Google because cause you can't cook
😂😂😂😂
Merry Christmas kay, Lee and ziggy xxx enjoy your dinner 😋xxx
Jules X thanks jules xx
It doesn't matter what you cook Kay, it's you we love watching. ❤️
Same again next year ?
ThePipLad no nit at all
Liam Brown its cos of people like you that she has "an attitude" what do u want her to do? mention you personally and kiss you're ass?
natasha cowham I agree with you thanks
Can we have another one next month though? Hopefully you'll be allowed to upload by then 😉
same again every year james :-)
Oh that marg!!
She's obsessed with marg and eggs
Turkey loooks like my ex. And how I left her 🍑
That's why you douche before you get to your dick appointment
Dry?
🤣🤣
Lady you can NOT cook!
she cremates
It wouldn't be an authentic kays video without the alarm on lol
Kay you started out so strong, I had hi hopes for this one.... one day one day we will see a yummy meal!!
I cackled
Haters gonna hate
Potatoes gunna potate
All t’best for new year Kay, and if I don’t see you through week I’ll see you through window.xx 👍🏼
M M OK no problem isn't that Keith lemon saying tiz him isn't it
KAYS GOOD COOKING yes Kay you’re right it is Keith Lemon👍🏼
i love how they just pretended there was no fire alarm
me too
🤣
End of 2022 . This vid is 4years ago . And hands down the best video by far. Love her attitude at the end 😅
Smoke coming outta the oven is Not Normal 😮😮😮
Jesus H Christ. No other words.
Happy new year Kay and lee I hope you have had a wonderful Christmas ❤️
happy new year hope you had a nice christmas
The caramelized potatoes were spot on.
Rule number one when cooking. NEVER put raw meat next to cooked meat. Second please for the love of god do not eat those potatoes they’re charcoal.
When you said ‘ I boiled the kettle for nothing ‘ does that mean you have free electric at yours ? Must be wired up by squatters probably
#frunkleton. When the fair come to our village , they get their power from tapping all the lampposts
@@valium-fm7236 🤣🤣🤣