How to Pull Off $11 Million Heist | Elite Dangerous
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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Heists are the fastest and riskiest way to make several Million credits in one trip! This is pure wild west style adventure.
Watch how to steal Low-Temperature Diamonds from Mega-Ships and Pirates in this hilarious tutorial hosted by none other than Hal Price!
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This is dumb. I love it.
XD best comment
Plot twist, he stole all the diamonds you were mining from your asteroid, and faked the whole thing. He's actually an undercover cop.
LOL! Great job guys, love it =D
Optional phrases to use in your heist also include :
"Do you think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?" and "You're only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!"
Thanks a billion :) haha yeah
Lol with the salesman voice. The only thing missing was the “but wait! There’s more!” catchphrase. Epic video as always.
Ah that would have been a good line XD
@@GhostGiraffe Make yourself a mug with a hidden compartment and put that on it
Part of me misses the days where Mars was just text.
I thought hmmm... something feels off here, and then i realized that Mars‘s Covas was in German. lol
That’s how mars works
DOin' da Werk!
Now THIS is actual GAME PLAY, brilliant, thank you for this video! Time to put a ship together! 07
It’s fun! I’ve been hitting up the system called Hyroks with some success at Scarlet Loch installation.
I'm sorta new to Elite Dangerous, but this video gives me some HEAVY Cowboy Bebop vibes. Feels like a commercial you'd see in-universe.
I love it lol
It’s how we feel the game should be hehe. We like to pretend it’s set as a western :)
😂 Ghost Giraffe’s videos always make me laugh!
Happy to hear that :)
I don't know how Mars talks you into these situations, but I'm glad he does! Also, welcome back!
Sigh, me too I guess ;)
Glad to see something new from y'all - love your vids as always and this one delivered some much-needed laughs. Mars' Hal voice gets me every time.
Hey pal nice to see you again! Thanks for the comment. Always happy to hear from you
anytime you guys upload anything I instantly light up with joy and smash the play button. You are both safe from Marie Kondo in my book.
Haha
Instructions unclear, landing gear stuck in cargo hatch
lol. Sounds about right
Thats the most stupid game mechanic i've EVER seen...
Hahaha!!
Absolutely stupid! I love it!
*feature
if it works i need to try it :D
I LOVE that American accent used for comic effect.
Yesssss I loved this video!! Haha! So happy ^_^
This makes our day thanks! Very glad you saw it
Thief: steals 15 diamonds and makes 11 million in most likely 30 minutes.
Seasoned Deep Core Miner: sells 160 diamonds in one to two hours.
Who had the most fun?
.feihT ehT saW tI
(The answer was backwards)
Mars has a voice now? Was that just a silly accent or what he actually sounds like in the story? Now I'm imagining all of space tourism with Mars having a southern accent XD
Haha
LOL
That's how space mafia works
I miss the old vids :s so glad i experience ED's good years.
Quite informative.... AND hilarious, as always!! xD Thanks for producing such (low-temperature) gems!
Only the best for you ;$
*oceans 11 theme intensifies*
New year new videos!
Love you guys!
Note to New Cmdrs: as of the Jan @2020 patch, NPCs don't carry LTDs. So, you missed it. Hope the vid was enjoyable, it's not replicatable.
The mega ships still do. NPC ships still carry them but they are found in different systems than they were before the patch. It seems like frontier heavy handed a change and made miner ships “mine” coffee and tobacco instead of actual industrial goods. Hope they fix this but as for Megaships they are still there.
Great job guys!
*Now... Time to rob diamonds.. FROM EARTH STATION. MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!*
Good luck! All I got were domestic appliances there XD have fun with your toasters
Didn't even know these mechanics were in the game.
I made 84 million credits yesterday though blowing up just 4 rocks, 102 tons of low temperature diamonds.
Nice!
Brilliant as always! Glad to have a new video from you. I'm jumping in game now to try this out!
Let me know how it goes! We been having success in the Hyroks system and 61 cygni
@@GhostGiraffe I tried being fancy and went near a system with a Black Market and LTD prices through the roof. I couldn't get it to work, but it was also a non Agriculture station.
I was short on time so I just headed over to Barnard's Star and did the same station as the video. It worked! That's totally crazy and pretty fun.
Trying to do it more than once get's quite interesting as it seems like an Elite pirate wanting my tasty cargo spawns everytime I low wake out of there (regular pirate, not the scenario).
It was funny playing hide and seek from him in and around the installation!
Haha sounds fantastic! Yeah playing cat and mouse with cargo is pretty fun. Sometimes I hang out about 8km from the station and wait for ships to jump in. Then I boost across the installation to see if a scenario pops up. By this time if there are pirates they are already engaged. It’s fun to sit back like a cloaked ship waiting for the opportune moment. :)
@@GhostGiraffe Brilliant! I think I'm going to try that. But first I'll do a quick build for that's a little more hull tanky / no shields. I just quickly did this with my normal LTD pirate ship, which is all shields. It's basically made of paper when the shields are down.
They're back!
"The Boys are back in town" plays in background
Yay you uploaded!! I’ve be waiting for this!!
Us too!
That was one of the best Elite tutorials I have seen :-D
Thanks bud!
this looks like fun...
I might just have to try it!
Great vid as always.
Yeah let us know how it goes.
So many possibilities once you got a foothold in that game, but the road there is pure agony
This is quality 2009 RUclips content. I miss younger RUclips
We are like a fine aged wine. Unless you’re a minor, then we are mini-snickers that you found left over from Halloween that you forgot you had.
I feel like this is still far less lucrative than just mining for the diamonds themselves.
But to each their own. Nice vid :P
yeah, it most definitely isn't as lucrative. Just fun with a better kick back than a normal mission.
Have fun OR make money, you arent allowed to have both.
-Frontier
Did I just listened to the voice of the guy from brew stew? This is brilliant!
Brew stew?
Nice, it's like Schroeder's box with a plastic window!
Hm, you forgot a step,
Purchase elite dangerous.
Tried it and got sent to prison.
So this isnt meant for real life.
Dang it! Should have put a disclaimer. Well at least now you know ;)
Obviously you need elite dangerous lol i know its a joke tho but it bad men it bad ok ye it bad u suk
TheDutchMan ok
Might because you used a nerf gun?
Silent running means that you get to a high-temperature to get them Low-Temperature diamonds
Congrats on your mention in the Newsletter! Keep up the great work man. Love your videos.
We are in the newsletter?!
@@GhostGiraffe Yeah. Got it in the email and everything. You made it, but never forget the little people.
NEVER. FORGET.
As soon as that event happens I get shot at by the pirates and I mean as soon as it popped up I got spammed by dumbfire missiles
For all that want to jump in the game, currently Elite Dangerous is cheap on Humble Bundle (will last for 9h more), check it out.
HAHA Awesome Mars! As usual a great laugh.
missions accomplished
Even if this gets patched as an exploit, heist gameplay is a worthy thing to cultivate in this game :D
Its always been this way and no patches. We should be fine
Yay! Back to making humerus videos!
Ah Christ now they’ll be even more motivated to „fix“ this completely balanced mechanic ^^. Also, 700k per ton where I sell them huehue .
When I try this all the cargo bays say private and i cant see whats inside after i manifest scan them
Yay a new video to enjoy!
time to grab some cookies!
or hot tamales!
Very nice voice on a very nice video !!! So funny !!!
Thank you very much :) glad you enjoyed it
Top shelf!
:)
This... was AWESOME ! :D
Thanks! Always glad to hear when you like our video ;)
Nice! :D I love your Vids : D
It's the first time in forever
Thanks for the wait
New content yay! Hilarious as always.
Thanks pal!
Lol in X4 you can hack station computers and blow all their resources and cargo out the airlocks. FYI whoever owns the station super does not like it when you do that.
5:08 Spawrks would be great at CinemaSins *DING*
Welcome to outer spaaaaaaaaaaaaace !
I can't believe that actually works.
This is amazing! All of this!
Amazing comment!
So very educational! 😱
I've missed you guys.
Missed you to pal!
Ok, so I don’t wanna get r/wooshed, but is this real, please let this be real kappa
It’s real. Try going to to a mega ship In Epsilon Indi or in Lung. They have mega ships that have the diamond heists from time to time.
Just don't expect those epic voices to pop up in-game. It's a shame, I know
@@GhostGiraffe I went directly to the installation you were at and waited hours and nothing happened, does there have to be a war going on?
It cycles in and out depending on the state of the system. But do look for megaships in systems that trade palladium like is shown in the video. There are out there. It’s not like most games where the loot is always in the same place, everything is moving and changing.
@@GhostGiraffe hey I went to the megaship in Indi you were talking about, and there was a heist. But when I scanned the cargo again it didn't change. I'm trying it again right now to see if it will work
New vid! Hell yeah!
I wish I could play this game, but my laptop is barely powerful enough to run it on potato graphics :(
=(
At around 4:40 there is some background music. Anyone know what the name of it is?
Loved it!
Great! =D
Love your videos!
Thanks so much!
You should use that voice more often! Hilarious!
Ha thanks! It’s a bit much on the throat but will try
Anyone know where this is at.. i looked it and nothing is popping up????
Yes, Love It!!
Noice
MLM pits XDDDD
Rip Limpets
Doesn't work for me... No ltd...
Cargo stays exactly the same, with all the crap in there...
EDIT: it worked on third try. Worth it.
How does Mars do art thou voice
Ye areth noble to askth. He does as he willith. Blerg blorg blop
Mars has voice :O
In before people start following me when they scan me with 32 tons of paintite in my holds after 10 minutes of mining in a very particular system.
Wow
waait. Mars can actually speak? :P
We don’t know for sure...Apparently it’s “Hal Price”?
Ladies and gents we got a job
Orca is best heist ship
Hahahaha
That's cool and all but I think I'd rather mine void opals.
I've watched the video so many times, where's the superlike button? Does anyone else hear South Park? 😅
Haha thanks pal!
remember folks, dont let them see you
Nice for the fun but not the money. I make 113M/ hour if unlucky with void opals mining
need balance
That's an unpopular opinion dude, I share it but the backlash on saying that makes me silent.
isnt that being patched really soon and being treated as an exploit
youre talking about using bombs or something to get a ton of em right?
The hell are void opals?
@@Burn2themall Precious stones with almost zero reflectivity so they appear almost absolutely black and your eyes can't determine how thick they are by looking straight into them.
Also has the highest profit margin of any commodity in game, but the places to get those margins are going fast.
You're exploiting the abrasion blaster bug, which is being fixed really soon. Mining doesn't need balance, other than to make normal mining better because it's a waste of time compared to cracking asteroids open.
Why do I get attacked by pirates? I only have Limpets in my Cargo Rack
Every goddamn time I get hit by the pirates.
i get shoot while i scan the ship at the beginning why in the video isn't like that
We got lucky. But I will say if you are being shot at by pirates at the very beginning then there’s definitely diamonds in there! What I do is boost away till he stops following (around 8km away from him) then I take a big circle around back to the cargo bay. It’s why I use orca, mine boosts to 637m/s. Also if it’s just a small attacker like a cobra or Krait I can kill it. But if it’s a python or Conda then I can easily slip away.
But if you’re being shot at right in the beginning then it’s a very good sign there’s something valuable there.
@@GhostGiraffe thank you for tips ^^
@@GhostGiraffe i get them finally xD thanks for tips
Super glad to hear
Go porann galax and mine low temture dimonds
Does this word for red chairs?
Only green chairs. The fold up kinds.
Ummm
I can make 20 million+ in about 10 minutes
With basically no risk
Soooooooooo I have enough to buy 20 Corvettes but I'm only a chief petty officer
Does this still work?
😀😁😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
or, piracy
Second, yey
Edit: Holy shoot this is useful. I may finally be able to get an Anaconda with this trick
Scout Guy do you play on PS4?
@@wastemanagementcompany PC
Scout Guy awwww man
Just be careful. Lost about 3 ships filling this
Anaconda is a shit ship unless you're an FAOFF god. Otherwise you're an expensive one night stand. Get a medium shit like the krait or chieftain. They're still heavy but still have a fighting chance for half decent pilots.
This hasn’t been patched yet right?
Nope all legit
I think I preferred when Mars didn't speak and just text. Why'd you turn him into a gay cowboy?
First
more like sinGLE aAAAAAAA imsorry
ouch