PROFESSOR TOMATO ep9: A breakdown (but not the car)

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  • Опубликовано: 28 янв 2025

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  • @comcarclub
    @comcarclub 2 года назад +13

    As a former BX owner myself, I can confirm that the existence of sound-deadening material is a complete surprise

  • @grayfool
    @grayfool 2 года назад +27

    It's a lucky car. It found James who is willing to pay and you who are/were(?) willing to do the work properly that it really needs. Stick with it and between you both, we get to see a properly sorted BX.

  • @Number27
    @Number27 2 года назад +6

    Errm... ok, so it's throwing up a fair few issues. I'm glad I didn't go further with it myself. But surely that tiny bit of rust in thew wheel-arch liner, under the dash.. it's not structural, so why do you have to weld it? just cut it out till you get good metal and bond a small piece of sheet over it. What's the point of taking the dash out. It's not structural and you just need to stop the rot. Also.. James is patient by nature but it helps that he's used to Ferrari dealers calling him with far, far, far worse news than you could ever give him.

    • @sanmiguel4019
      @sanmiguel4019 2 года назад +2

      That's what I would do Jack, way too much hassle to take dash out and all sorts!

    • @adventuresinrust1644
      @adventuresinrust1644 2 года назад +1

      The mot man would rightly disagree about it being non structural. It's a common area and right behind the strut mount panel.

  • @patrickhostler5939
    @patrickhostler5939 2 года назад +7

    If it’s any consolation whatsoever… your frustration and ranting is highly entertaining as I sit here in front of the fire, feet up, with a nice cold beer!!!❤

  • @keithmatthews1673
    @keithmatthews1673 2 года назад +7

    Tomato is son of Clement. Like Father like son! If the wheelarch rust is fixed it will go rusty somewhere else in a couple of years. It is on borrowed time unless someone wants to strip and dip it at some point so I would bodge repair it with patches from the outside with either (a) fibreglass or these days carbon fibre matting or (b) rivets and panel bond and then cover with underseal. That will get it a few more years which is all that can be reasonably done. That is what I did with two rusty Minis in my student days and they got MoTs! But it is not my car and I dont have to pay the bill 🙂

    • @johnmoruzzi7236
      @johnmoruzzi7236 2 года назад

      My thoughts exactly... he's a TVR guy so "fibreglass" should have sprung immediately to mind.

  • @ulrich_badmecanique
    @ulrich_badmecanique 2 года назад +2

    When I bought my GT, now almost 2 years ago, I had planned to make a fully series out of it. I actually did start to, and produced a total of one (1) mediocre video. But it ruined the fun of working on my own car for me, and I didn't realize how much time you waste trying to film everything. I'd like to retry, with another smaller project some days, but not now.
    So respect for keeping it up!

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +2

      Totally get that. Filming yourself working on cars is difficult when you actually want to get stuff done. That's why I film a lot of talking and not as much actual working...because talking about what I did rather than showing it is much easier to do, and faster.

  • @hpevans9041
    @hpevans9041 2 года назад +3

    It’s a great day when there’s an Up ‘n’ Down video to watch 🎉

  • @2008tourer
    @2008tourer 2 года назад +3

    You're doing great! So much you have done already, can't wait to see it's finished

  • @MrManBuzz
    @MrManBuzz 2 года назад +7

    Good old mission creep. At least by the end of this, it should be one of the best examples of a MK1 GTI 16V around. Which I can't imagine there's too many left.

    • @MrAlexfalkner
      @MrAlexfalkner Год назад +1

      There’s some minters over here in Nz. I have a mk1, and a mk2, and know of several really nice ones scattered across the country.

  • @overwatch1774
    @overwatch1774 2 года назад +1

    3:56 my 19 TRD has rust in the pretty much the same spot, except up in the scuttle. The seam sealer cracked and exposed the seam underneath and the two bits of sheetmetal just split. You know what that means? Water was pouring into footwell.
    I knew the car was leaky, but didn't know where, until three days of torrential rain turned the footwell into a swamp.

  • @icba4907
    @icba4907 2 года назад +2

    It's more of a lemon than a tomato it appears.
    At least its not a pear...

  • @joopjansen9102
    @joopjansen9102 2 года назад +5

    The last remark has me in stitches.
    Take care & stay safe Rich 😉

  • @conradharcourt8263
    @conradharcourt8263 2 года назад +4

    Rivets. This may be the point where the term 'bodge' has to be re-defined as 'an alternative and economically advantageous method of working adopted to ensure the continuing viability of the project within existing time and resource constraints'.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I just couldn't do it.

    • @conradharcourt8263
      @conradharcourt8263 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN Good man: like me , you will never be a millionaire😄

  • @hibbs79
    @hibbs79 2 года назад +6

    Funny video your rants are becoming the best bits lol
    Clearly a hell of a lot of work
    Thanks for making these videos we really enjoy them mate. 👍

  • @roberttaylor7462
    @roberttaylor7462 2 года назад +1

    PSA undercoatings do that for some reason, Peugeot 309s are the same.

  • @MrAlexfalkner
    @MrAlexfalkner 2 года назад

    I feel your pain re the rust. Found a small spot in the same place. Now
    Dash is out, heater box is foobared and needs replacing, and there’s 12394392 different bits all over the place. But rust is gone. But need to sort heater before it can go back in. I HATE that heater box and it’s cables, shite plastic swivels, difficult and easily clogged tap. It’s out of there. Vintage air unit going in there instead.

  • @worldofrandometry6912
    @worldofrandometry6912 2 года назад +2

    As the rust holes aren't in structural areas, why not just fibreglass them and save all the dashboard and carpet removal etc?

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      Because that would be a bodge! Plus, they are within 30cm of a suspension mounting, so they are structural.

    • @worldofrandometry6912
      @worldofrandometry6912 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN Ah ok, no option then. Good luck.

  • @davidmascall1575
    @davidmascall1575 Год назад

    I feel your pain from the experience of several BXs passing though my not enormously skilled hands. When they're good they're very very good, but when they're bad they're horrid. They thrive on attention and can react badly to neglect - all of which you've expressed very eloquently. Of all the stuff you'll be lovingly (or not) doing for that 16v, I wish you most luck with the dashboard, though....

  • @hoverboy3000
    @hoverboy3000 2 года назад +1

    My first 3 cars were BX's. 1.6TRD Mk1. 1.4 Mk2 and a TZD turbo. I remember the maintenance issues even back then, when you could get all the parts from a Citroen dealer. Marvellous things when they were going well though.
    Many thanks for this video. You may have cured me of my insane middle age desire to own another.

    • @426baron
      @426baron 2 года назад

      I went for a Xantia. A lesser drug, but a potentally satisfying sustitute.

  • @tobystaddon6605
    @tobystaddon6605 2 года назад +1

    As the ex owner of a chimaera 400hc and the current owner of a land rover series 3 that needed a new chassis, I full well understand the urge to burn the car to the ground.....the fact you stil care says everything an outsider needs to know about your craftsmanship, but at the end of the day you've got a business to run, and those hard decisions need to come first. Do what you gotta do to keep afloat my man, everything else is secondary.

  • @3rdworldgarage450
    @3rdworldgarage450 2 года назад +4

    Could you just use a bonding adhesive like they use to install panels on a modern car? That way you can cut out the rust with a chisel or other minimally invasive technique and just add a small piece of metal to the outside.

    • @MattBrownbill
      @MattBrownbill Год назад

      I did that on a part of my Volvo that I just could not weld. Wasn't structural.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      It's within 300mm of the suspension mounting though, so technically it's an MoT fail.

  • @paultaylor9652
    @paultaylor9652 2 года назад +5

    A can of worms you have opened matey, but if you manage to do everything it will be a very nice Citroën BX.

  • @scottishcarenthusiastsandtrain

    Brilliant little Video mate, and I know you will get this car spot on for Mr Martin, it will be worth all the effort.

  • @janataman9196
    @janataman9196 2 года назад +1

    Citroen was always (and still is) a very special carbrand. "VERY SPECIAL", never forget.. ^^

  • @davidsharp9166
    @davidsharp9166 2 года назад +2

    Are you aware that Betty is struggling, Hubnut will be calling.
    The owner of the Tomato, has been trained by Ferrari !

  • @mr_nice.
    @mr_nice. 2 года назад

    About those two return hoses from the suspension cylinders.....and the respective damaged metal tubes....I'd 've put teflon tubes on them. Custom collectors from copper pipe, connect them to the rest of the tubes, maybe even follow a different path, and end up to the reservoir. It'll save you some time, and it lasts for ever. 👍👍👍👍

  • @nfc153
    @nfc153 2 года назад

    These are the most frustrating - the ones that take mountains of effort but are too good to not be put back on the road.
    I feel your pain, having had to chassis-swap a Land Rover in the past, and now I've just bought a car that's been sat on somebody else's driveway for three years. Let us hope I can be as patient as James.

  • @joelvantwillert
    @joelvantwillert 2 года назад +1

    The ending had me cracking up 😆 Love the videos, keep m coming!

  • @dortkommendieclowns1474
    @dortkommendieclowns1474 2 года назад +1

    Haha, sounds all familiar. Currently I'm restoring a customers car... A red BX 16v 😯

  • @johnmoruzzi7236
    @johnmoruzzi7236 2 года назад

    Haven't you got a rolling TVR chassis you can drop it on and wheel it around when you need the lift ?

  • @pentagrammotorsport
    @pentagrammotorsport Год назад

    James is an absolute gentleman! I can probably send you some pics of my Delta that will make the BX look pristine.

  • @mike_ctid_taylor
    @mike_ctid_taylor 2 года назад +1

    is that an SM in the background?

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      Yes! I will mention it one day.

  • @jimmyquinn9639
    @jimmyquinn9639 2 года назад +1

    Calling it tomato it should be called it lemon and another good video 🚗🚙🚘⭐️⭐️⭐️👍👍👍👍

  • @Pinzpilot101
    @Pinzpilot101 2 года назад

    I had a 1.9RD in white.........what a car, reliable, comfortable, economical.........Thinking would I have one today??? Yes.

  • @sayrerowan734
    @sayrerowan734 2 года назад +1

    First time I've ever heard a Brit mention a 'curve ball'.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Not for me.

    • @sayrerowan734
      @sayrerowan734 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN ever been the batters box and faced one? A well thrown one is a thing of beauty.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      No, I'm more of a football fan who enjoys a good knuckleball...

    • @sayrerowan734
      @sayrerowan734 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN , so I misunderstood? Is there something in your type of football that is a called a curveball?

  • @merikblackmore
    @merikblackmore 2 года назад

    Could you get another lift in so you can carry on with other routine work?

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      If I could afford one, ideally, yes.

  • @grabham59
    @grabham59 Год назад

    I'm starting to understand why there are so relatively few BXs left....the amount of work involved is phenomenal...Citroen really didn't keep mechanics in mind in the design, did they...

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I don't think that's neccessarily the case, as I'd likely pick as many holes in any other car from the era. It's just P.T. is throwing them my way all at the same time.

  • @edgarbeat275
    @edgarbeat275 2 года назад

    You say tomato. Tomato says potato. Keep going

  • @throwinawobley5358
    @throwinawobley5358 2 года назад +1

    What was that white car in bits in the background? You never mention it.

    • @426baron
      @426baron 2 года назад +1

      Would that be some obscure Citroën ?

  • @HeikoQuant
    @HeikoQuant 2 года назад +2

    What are you complaining about. You got a SM sitting in your garage waiting to do you in. That thing is going to end you without a doubt. The Tomato is nothing, nothing. A mere inconvenience. The SM is a killer....

    • @davidsharp9166
      @davidsharp9166 2 года назад

      It's resistance training for the SM

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Thanks for your positivity. The SM has a crucial difference, in that it's mine. I answer to nobody on it, whereas with P.T. and other customer cars, I always fret about it costing them too much money.

    • @HeikoQuant
      @HeikoQuant Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN Don't get me wrong, I love the SM. But there will be a lot of upndown involved. I am not sure, if you will live to see the end result. That is not negativity that is observation. But regardless, I whish you all the luck and stamina in the world. You will need it. 😉

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      @@HeikoQuant Hang on, are you trying to tell me that an SM is a 'difficult' car?! 😮

    • @HeikoQuant
      @HeikoQuant Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN No. The BX is a difficult car, the DS is a difficult car. The SM is a car that Citroen garages had problems fixing/maintaining when they were new. Kind of like NSU garages when they where confronted with the RO80's rotary engine. At least the RO80 did not have leaking hydraulics to boot.

  • @mrslowly9985
    @mrslowly9985 Год назад

    With the holes in the floor, instead of welding a patch in- glue the patch in with epoxy! Ruf, yes.... Less time and f'ing around though!

  • @cbmsysmobile
    @cbmsysmobile Год назад

    Feel better after the rant? I feel for you, I've been there many times. I once took an engine out of a car to do the mains/big ends and it turned into a 6 year restoration.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Not really, but it made a video!

  • @robinwells8879
    @robinwells8879 2 года назад +1

    Great cars indeed but when they go wrong they do so utterly majestically!😂

  • @cme2cau
    @cme2cau 2 года назад

    This isn't mission creep, it's mission gallop! Still it's worth saving. Compared to the costs on James' exotics, this is still a bargain.

  • @nilsterjepollestad1220
    @nilsterjepollestad1220 2 года назад

    I guess that the holes in the wheel arch are not at a critical place, like a subframe. The holes, as you say, are like the thickness of a finger, and to me it seem it`s a coverplate between the wheel arch and the dashboard. Maybe you could just clean it and close it with plastic padding. If the hole is big, you may need a glassfiber nett too. Then, in the end, put on a good anti rust stuff.
    Like your videos and that you appreciate the BX and other old Citroëns.
    Nils from Stavanger, Norway

  • @anthonywatkins2783
    @anthonywatkins2783 2 года назад +1

    Wow, is it time to say goodbye, you really do have a lot of patience, good luck mate.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Well it's a customer's car, so really I say goodbye when it's done!

  • @dge4560
    @dge4560 2 года назад

    How about. Making a oversized plate and spotweld it. Then a hell of alot of underseal afterwards?
    Not the preferred fix, but its a fix.

    • @brianiswrong
      @brianiswrong 2 года назад +1

      I kind of like this idea
      Maybe a shaped bigger sheet,which can be seam welded we're it attaches to less wiring/ fuse box heavy interior parts.

    • @dge4560
      @dge4560 2 года назад

      Maybe a steelplate on the inside beneath the interior fabrics, to protect them from the heat of the welding.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Possibly, something like this.

  • @michaelbatiste6743
    @michaelbatiste6743 2 года назад +6

    Because French

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  2 года назад +11

      Mmmm...not really. More like because 34 years old! In fact, if this was something like an Escort, I reckon it'd be in a much worse state.

    • @mrcogginsgarage7062
      @mrcogginsgarage7062 2 года назад

      Very true Rich in fact were to be an escort,you'd need several buckets and a decent shovel.
      Can't think of a better chap to be your customer than James, and you know dam well you're going to get there in the end ,but it's how you juggle everything else around it in the meantime ,I wish you well with it ,time to apply Tea and biscuits,after which it will seem slightly less of a chore ,courage mon brave.

  • @cameradoctor205
    @cameradoctor205 2 года назад

    Looking forward to the 205 :)

  • @bondbug73
    @bondbug73 Год назад +1

    Don't squash the toemayto just yet Richard. Lesser mechanics wouldn't see what you can and would just leave it. Plus delving through Clement recently is probably still on your mind. You're a perfectionist and we know it. Think of the end result. It's going to be spot on. Clement too. 👍

  • @benbuchanan672
    @benbuchanan672 Год назад

    Welcome to 90s cars.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Thanks, I've been here quite a while in fairness 😆

  • @AJC508
    @AJC508 Год назад

    Honestly, when that yoke came up I really didn’t think it was funny.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      What you did there....I see it.

  • @rikm12
    @rikm12 2 года назад

    The old adage "one step forward and 500 steps back..... keep saine....

  • @allareasindex7984
    @allareasindex7984 2 года назад

    It has announced itself as a full rebuild. Maybe removing the engine/transaxle will make it easier in the long run. Unfortunately.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Wouldn't make any of the remaining issues any easier, tbf

  • @micheltebraake7915
    @micheltebraake7915 2 года назад

    This has many similarities with the cars from Harry's Garage, before a small repair to the garage and it ends with a restoration.
    I also have this with my Ford Fiesta MK2 from 1986, you start with a repair and you keep encountering more, luckily the bodywork is hard.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      I think that's just project cars tbf...

  • @hpevans9041
    @hpevans9041 2 года назад

    I feel your pain Rich. Take a step back mate and have a psychological holiday. You’re doing a great job but the Tomato is stressing you out dude.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Everything is stressing me out, in fairness. Tomato is just one piece of the puzzle!

    • @hpevans9041
      @hpevans9041 Год назад

      The problem with working on any old machinery is once you disturb one part of the system it starts a chain reaction of issues and you end up chasing your tail. Don’t take too much Rich, RUclips is only a side line/distraction, have a break

  • @adventuresinrust1644
    @adventuresinrust1644 2 года назад

    You should be able to replace the hoses over the tank without dropping it. I've done a few without dropping it. The only one that needs the tank down is the breather elbow on the nearside.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      I've done carb cars that way but I wouldn't be happy they were routed nicely otherwise. Plus there are other reasons to drop the tank, as we'll see...

  • @johnmoruzzi7236
    @johnmoruzzi7236 2 года назад +1

    Pop-rivet and mastic some offcut patches of aluminium over it... bit of underseal... it's modern car construction methodology... bonded structure or something. Jaguar do it, TVR too ? Just crack on....

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Yeah...probably won't be doing that lol!

  • @allareasindex7984
    @allareasindex7984 2 года назад

    “Throwing curveballs”
    Blimey that’s a Yank baseball term!
    Is it in cricket too?

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      No idea, I don't watch cricket!

    • @smhorse
      @smhorse Год назад

      No. That would be a "googly".

  • @theoriginalracingsnake
    @theoriginalracingsnake 2 года назад +1

    Nightmare. However, it is far, far better to have you doing this in a properly equipped workshop, with a ramp, than have to face it outside, no ramp, bare minimum of tools etc. I guess that is why it got passed round like it did. You'll get there dude, and it will be done right. A mate of mine had a Lexus Soarer with hydraulic struts. Absolute shit show as there was only one guy reconditioning those parts, and he was in Australia, and then he died... Plus the Soarer had all the dash display info in Japanese so he couldn't even listen to the cars radio to calm himself down. 🙂

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I do like a Soarer.

  • @SeasideGarage
    @SeasideGarage 2 года назад

    perkele!

  • @niallsommerville9813
    @niallsommerville9813 2 года назад

    It probably won't burn. Domino disaters catch us all out, you'll manage because you're methodical, emotional but methodical. What size is the tubing on those rigid sections?

  • @obviscates1721
    @obviscates1721 2 года назад

    So the good news for us is more content

  • @WWarped1
    @WWarped1 2 года назад +1

    A good rant is therapeutic, so is a bad rant. Age can be a complete pain, I know, as I'm older than the car and in a worse state. Good luck.

  • @graemewilson1400
    @graemewilson1400 2 года назад +1

    Hahaha arson is not the answer 🤣 😅

  • @sayrerowan734
    @sayrerowan734 2 года назад

    That thing is a heaping pile.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Thanks for your positive comments.

    • @sayrerowan734
      @sayrerowan734 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN, it's the truth.
      But hey, if he thinks it's worth it, more power to him.
      You don't think he could have saved money by finding a better example not needing all that work.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I think that if you want a BX 16v in 2023, you have to buy what you can find. The owners of the good ones won't sell them (I'm one of those!) The alternative is to take one down on its heels and turn it around. There's enough in this car to suggest that it's worth doing, but we're all surprised at how much effort it's taking (therefore costing), and this is far from my first BX rodeo.

    • @sayrerowan734
      @sayrerowan734 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN , I've brought back more than one motorcycle that was on it's last legs. I feel your pain, lol.

  • @jwsoaresjones1560
    @jwsoaresjones1560 Год назад

    Whew. Tiring to listen to! As the owner of a pile of rust surrounded by stray Dodge Freightliner Sprinter Mercedes-engine bits, I am rethinking my "But it's a LEARNING experience!" sotto voce mantra. Thank you for your mechanical service. Maybe, start a second lift fund?

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад +1

      I need another lift, but I'm (very) uncomfortable taking money from people for things that won't benefit them.

    • @jwsoaresjones1560
      @jwsoaresjones1560 Год назад

      @@UPnDOWN I greatly enjoy your videos. If a second lift helps you better to keep income flowing as you wait for parts-'n-time to install them, then a second lift is a great investment in more efficient utilization of your time. More lifts, Cap'n, more lifts! The Maintenance Section is straining under the Time and Motion strain!!!! (excess exclamation points credit, reply author)

  • @jamesengland7461
    @jamesengland7461 2 года назад

    But I just wanted an oil change!

  • @atuja70
    @atuja70 2 года назад

    You can do it bro! Please film the gas tank removal :)

  • @vincentwitjes5106
    @vincentwitjes5106 2 года назад

    the tomato is just poorly maintained the last few years

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I think so, yes.

  • @stefencooke
    @stefencooke 2 года назад

    Think the tomato is lucky to have found jayemm and ur self and no you haven't mentioned that u have a SM

  • @ThomasDoubting5
    @ThomasDoubting5 2 года назад

    Ah the ill just fix this part here syndrome ,the only trouble with that is the stuff that you want to fix is also attached to other things that also need fixing . Such is life lol 🤣 Tomato needs a nut and bolt striped down and sorting that way because that's going to keep on giving you more and more to do , and it will take longer than a nut and bolt at the end of the day

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      Quite a jump going from this to a full-resto, in fairness.

  • @graemewilson1400
    @graemewilson1400 2 года назад

    Mate it's days like this you just have to laugh.....I know it's NOT funny but it's like it's never ending.... any way I feel your pain youngster. Hang in there! 🇦🇺

  • @peteredwards7872
    @peteredwards7872 2 года назад

    And breathe 😂

  • @clivetucker176
    @clivetucker176 2 года назад

    Nothing wrong with a rant.

  • @chrismills9346
    @chrismills9346 2 года назад

    Just shove some filler in it paint over it job done 👍

  • @neilrose8618
    @neilrose8618 Год назад

    Because french ... sorry

  • @r7z859
    @r7z859 Год назад

    I mean it is your own fault.

    • @UPnDOWN
      @UPnDOWN  Год назад

      I clearly enjoy a spot of self-harm,