My Girlfriend Can't Cook | Anwar Jibawi

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @Anwar
    @Anwar  5 лет назад +4473

    Thanks for watching! Don't forget to LIKE this video!

  • @Flutuh
    @Flutuh 5 лет назад +4312

    "Anwar is my judge and jury"
    "She is my executioner"
    Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @emptyold
      @emptyold 5 лет назад +8

      😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝🤣

    • @grayish9150
      @grayish9150 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/NnhvNP7gNuY/видео.html best picture nominees )))

    • @ALADDOSXB
      @ALADDOSXB 5 лет назад +8

      I am just about to write it 😂

    • @mrdoge1722
      @mrdoge1722 5 лет назад +2

      Okay

    • @ALADDOSXB
      @ALADDOSXB 5 лет назад +4

      I rewatched many times ahhh it is genius 😂

  • @halfbloodwitch8545
    @halfbloodwitch8545 5 лет назад +1990

    Her: I'm not your average chef!
    Anwar: Yeah no kidding!

    • @aminakitty5915
      @aminakitty5915 5 лет назад +4

      I was on that

    • @Zerin1
      @Zerin1 5 лет назад +2

      ruclips.net/video/q4SpI3Gsuko/видео.html

    • @thecringe6767
      @thecringe6767 2 года назад

      She's an executioner chef

    • @justinblake8852
      @justinblake8852 10 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂 😢 😂😂😂😂

  • @HannahStocking
    @HannahStocking 5 лет назад +2811

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA

    • @kasemksm
      @kasemksm 5 лет назад +29

      Hannah's Fan from Tanzania....we love you❤

    • @YaginAe
      @YaginAe 4 года назад +19

      Dayum 7 likes for 7 months...

    • @LYCJay
      @LYCJay 4 года назад +3

      Bruh

    • @chinozz1
      @chinozz1 4 года назад +1

      ANWAR THOUGHT IT WAS REALLY HER😂😂
      Wait- NANI

    • @cruz6374
      @cruz6374 4 года назад

      Ye

  • @jeee3t
    @jeee3t 3 года назад +315

    Lets take a moment to appreciate Anwar's well being behaviour towards his girlfriend that he would bare all the torture but would never break up first ❤️

    • @iamanalien8548
      @iamanalien8548 2 года назад +5

      In reality how many people do you think goes through this said torture in reality …

    • @masterofalltrades_
      @masterofalltrades_ Год назад

      ​@@iamanalien8548 in reality most people would go full andrew tate on her

    • @rudhra5957
      @rudhra5957 11 месяцев назад

      I will never stay with a person who's cooking could give me food poisoning

  • @michaelhill8278
    @michaelhill8278 4 года назад +2615

    Anwar: I would give the food to the dog but that would be animal crewelty LMAO 😂😂😂😂

  • @jmm9023
    @jmm9023 5 лет назад +710

    “I would feed the food to the dog, but that would be animal cruelty”
    Me: *DAMMMMMNNNNNN*

    • @jermjenks9534
      @jermjenks9534 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah that would be be animal cruelty because that is nasty to Anwar so that has to be nasty to the dog

    • @jplata3643
      @jplata3643 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jmm9023
      @jmm9023 5 лет назад +1

      @Paul Dubstepp
      We literally don’t care

    • @pronori
      @pronori 5 лет назад +1

      @Paul Dubstepp and i received a virus

  • @jacksonbadass1979
    @jacksonbadass1979 5 лет назад +584

    ”Anwar is my judge and jury”
    “She is my executioner”
    Lmao 🤣😂😂

    • @elkanjulian1037
      @elkanjulian1037 5 лет назад +4

      @Ysk Angel this was from the video

    • @deeznuts1415
      @deeznuts1415 5 лет назад +2

      @Ysk Angel ye it's from the video it ain't a stolen comment

  • @dahamkim9000
    @dahamkim9000 3 года назад +126

    The girlfriend: Expectations
    Anwar: Reality

  • @amoskipkosgei9960
    @amoskipkosgei9960 5 лет назад +444

    Can you consider getting a role on a comedy movie,,, dang 😂

    • @F7YUBVlogs
      @F7YUBVlogs 5 лет назад

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    • @gratefulgent
      @gratefulgent 5 лет назад

      Real talk

    • @candybar5927
      @candybar5927 4 года назад +1

      Eyyyyyy Kipkosgei umefika huku 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @amoskipkosgei9960
      @amoskipkosgei9960 4 года назад

      Candy Bar jitambulishe candy bar😂😂😂pia wewe huona huyu msee

  • @Witty-Hydra
    @Witty-Hydra 5 лет назад +401

    Girlfriend: what I cook is a miracle.
    Boyfriend: is nothing of a miracle is a curse but saying inside his head.

    • @scribblesam
      @scribblesam 5 лет назад

      Y-you know their names.... right....

    • @bibekirig6418
      @bibekirig6418 5 лет назад

      @Jules Juerez bro please visit my channel ruclips.net/video/e7TLJlIyz8I/видео.html

    • @pickatell
      @pickatell 5 лет назад

      Mustafa Mohamed it's a miracle he's alive 🤣🤣🤣

  • @LELEN_CHONGLOI
    @LELEN_CHONGLOI 5 лет назад +125

    2:38 LMAO the best part

  • @Grxxngoblin_
    @Grxxngoblin_ 4 года назад +87

    *No One:*
    *Anwar: **2:50*
    *Me: Dead 😂*

  • @siddharthagarg24
    @siddharthagarg24 5 лет назад +871

    I am imagining her with Gordon Ramsay.....He would kill himself 😂😂😂

    • @kindasus5009
      @kindasus5009 5 лет назад +13

      She is the next Gordan Ramasy 🤣

    • @Nxvyabxlar
      @Nxvyabxlar 5 лет назад +5

      Lmao

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 4 года назад +5

      He would choke himself with his own hands

    • @siddharthagarg24
      @siddharthagarg24 4 года назад +2

      @@Largest_Marge hahahaha.....or he would be totally mad....plot for Joker 2 😂😂

    • @Largest_Marge
      @Largest_Marge 4 года назад +2

      @@siddharthagarg24 she the reason jared Leto went insane and thought he could play joker

  • @ellataylor-good6536
    @ellataylor-good6536 5 лет назад +2871

    My girlfriend can’t cook either mostly because she doesn’t exist

    • @jordanwills574
      @jordanwills574 5 лет назад +57

      When we love ourselves it makes it easier for ppl to love us

    • @almaz4858
      @almaz4858 5 лет назад +6

      WHALE same

    • @stakzfn84
      @stakzfn84 5 лет назад +8

      😂

    • @kurankaneki5165
      @kurankaneki5165 5 лет назад +4

      You...Are...THE GREATEST

    • @joshua3808
      @joshua3808 5 лет назад +3

      Sorry buddy, maybe your not a girl's man (ooooooooooooooooo, roasted)
      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @booninja5607
    @booninja5607 4 года назад +564

    Anwar: If I keep eating her food I’ll die
    Cookie:That’s why I should be on Top Chef

    • @estrellaplayz3948
      @estrellaplayz3948 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @shaquezr.9541
      @shaquezr.9541 4 года назад +3

      Someone has to get rid of Ramsay

    • @kingjonathan2328
      @kingjonathan2328 3 года назад

      @@shaquezr.9541 oh no

    • @waynelu8863
      @waynelu8863 3 года назад

      I think her cooking is actually really good.
      As a potent, long acting poison for assassination missions

    • @mimi-ix3fb
      @mimi-ix3fb 3 года назад

      @@kingjonathan2328 ho ho ho evil laughter begins

  • @jap000
    @jap000 3 года назад +79

    Dude nailed it...I just literally can't stop laughing 🤣 😆 😂 😄

  • @dilardo
    @dilardo 5 лет назад +122

    "And then I'll die.."
    "And that's why I should be top chef!"
    bruh 🤣

  • @ckiechip1111
    @ckiechip1111 5 лет назад +372

    " I would feed the food to the dog but that would be animal cruelty"
    "I just eat the dog's food!!"
    Lollll

  • @mightbeLara
    @mightbeLara 4 года назад +9

    His facial expressions when he says “ no baby don’t go come back “ 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mightbeLara
      @mightbeLara 4 года назад

      06:06am - 09.02.2021 🇵🇸🪴💘.

  • @enriquetabarajas8710
    @enriquetabarajas8710 5 лет назад +981

    Plot twist:she had known how to Cook she actually had been trying To kill anwar

  • @stevenshelby2675
    @stevenshelby2675 5 лет назад +163

    That bathroom has more screen time than Hulk in Avengers.

    • @imtiazchoudhary3976
      @imtiazchoudhary3976 4 года назад +1

      Ohhhhhhhhh!
      Thats a burn

    • @redharvester5319
      @redharvester5319 3 года назад +2

      Now thats a lot of damage

    • @sugc3209
      @sugc3209 3 года назад +1

      That is so true, russo brother literally hates him, he was always one of the main character in comics and movies but now even falcon and winter soldier looks more like a main than him.

  • @kuriakosejim8696
    @kuriakosejim8696 5 лет назад +388

    "he's my judge and jury"
    Anwar: "and she's my executioner"

    • @gamersonepros8044
      @gamersonepros8044 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao

    • @mamanchristian719
      @mamanchristian719 5 лет назад +1

      kuriakose jim 😂😂😂😂

    • @bluebee523
      @bluebee523 5 лет назад +4

      I read this the same time they said it😂😂😂

    • @KKKLOVA
      @KKKLOVA 4 года назад +1

      Copied

    • @kuriakosejim8696
      @kuriakosejim8696 4 года назад

      Multi on iPad bruh STFU i didn’t copy shit. I watched the video and typed the lines, that’s it. Like this ain’t the SAT’s either, so what the fuck is your problem if it’s copied?

  • @briankweyu3322
    @briankweyu3322 Год назад +10

    I really liked how Anwar forcefully swallowed the food with the look on his face🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lilheroofficial4pf473
    @lilheroofficial4pf473 5 лет назад +1214

    "The food looks good but actually the taste will make you see world war 4 before it even exists" lol😂😂

  • @muhammadrafay9461
    @muhammadrafay9461 5 лет назад +82

    Girl: my boyfriend is my judging jury,
    Anwar: she's my Executioner
    Dead 😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂

  • @angelortiz1825
    @angelortiz1825 5 лет назад +608

    Her: *My boyfriend Anwar is my Judge and Jury
    Anwar: And she's my executioner
    Me: Dead 😂😂

    • @ragingwolf3696
      @ragingwolf3696 5 лет назад +1

      Broo I was dead😂😂😂

    • @jishajames9709
      @jishajames9709 5 лет назад +2

      Ya I lost there 😂😂

    • @F7YUBVlogs
      @F7YUBVlogs 5 лет назад +1

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    • @angelortiz1825
      @angelortiz1825 5 лет назад

      @@ragingwolf3696 Me too bro 😂😂

    • @angelortiz1825
      @angelortiz1825 5 лет назад

      @@jishajames9709 same 😂😂 it was too funny

  • @orekihoutorou387
    @orekihoutorou387 Год назад +6

    0:14 that "send help" look on Anwar's face got me rolling on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @СтефанСтоянов-ъ1в
    @СтефанСтоянов-ъ1в 4 года назад +91

    "The doctor said if i continue eating her food my organs will shut down one by one" IM DYING HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAH

  • @glanssed8144
    @glanssed8144 5 лет назад +345

    Dog: refuses to eat
    Cookie: *surprised pikachu*
    Btw i edited comment and the heart is now removed

    • @glanssed8144
      @glanssed8144 5 лет назад +8

      Yo I got an heart from Anwar yooooooo!

    • @stephanalexander4406
      @stephanalexander4406 5 лет назад +2

      @@glanssed8144 congrats

    • @glanssed8144
      @glanssed8144 5 лет назад

      @RITA , ICH WILL SEX !!!!!!! Оpen my :* WTF!?

    • @glanssed8144
      @glanssed8144 5 лет назад

      @KIRK DUKE k dude will definetly shop something from that

    • @TXU-x6j
      @TXU-x6j 2 месяца назад

      ​@@glanssed8144 you edited that comment so anwar's heart is gone.

  • @AlowellSouth
    @AlowellSouth 5 лет назад +5

    2:56 THE DOG HATE IT TOO 😂😂

  • @muhammadanas1192
    @muhammadanas1192 4 года назад +7

    All the screaming scenes of anwar are hilarious 😂😆

  • @filmydudereaction1047
    @filmydudereaction1047 5 лет назад +55

    Legends says that she is still cooking 😂😂😂

  • @CalebMcDanielOfficial
    @CalebMcDanielOfficial 5 лет назад +74

    NEVER HAVE I LAUGHED SO HARD AT A RUclips VIDEO IN MY LIFE, YOU'RE HILARIOUS BRO🤣

    • @gulgtbz5101
      @gulgtbz5101 4 года назад

      Bu videoyu ingilizce olarak yazabilir misiniz

  • @vijayansehgal4644
    @vijayansehgal4644 5 лет назад +41

    "THAT GIRL CANNOT COOK"
    "I COULDN'T POOP"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @solo834
    @solo834 3 года назад +6

    I love how he acted sad when they were braking up then he screamed I can eat what ever I want

  • @miabudd1151
    @miabudd1151 5 лет назад +10

    "I CAN EAT WHATEVER I WANT!" LOL

  • @dafilo3554
    @dafilo3554 5 лет назад +28

    2:38
    When your phone died at your friends house without a charger

  • @Subscriberswithoutvideos-mp4bk
    @Subscriberswithoutvideos-mp4bk 5 лет назад +343

    Me- Mom, Can we get McDonalds?
    Mom- We have Food at home
    *Food at Home-*

  • @Ceo_code0
    @Ceo_code0 3 года назад +8

    It's like a food commercial at the start,music everything was all in line.

  • @xd_manihrii4529
    @xd_manihrii4529 5 лет назад +25

    "I would feed the food to the dog but that would be animal cruelty "😂😂

  • @adhiantos
    @adhiantos 5 лет назад +472

    "I feel like by nourishing them, I'm nourishing my soul"
    Gives boyfriend E.coli and brain parasite infection

  • @jaedT643
    @jaedT643 5 лет назад +380

    “I’d feed the dog the food, but that’d be animal cruelty”

  • @auroraakel25
    @auroraakel25 3 года назад +1

    No baby don't go... come back .... 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @elrisitas1927
      @elrisitas1927 3 года назад

      That's the funniest part !
      I love sleazy Anwar

  • @pewpew123.
    @pewpew123. 5 лет назад +679

    My girlfriend also can't cook becoz she is imaginary......
    Edit; thnx for the likes......

  • @moneybaganthony5627
    @moneybaganthony5627 5 лет назад +17

    the way he looked at the camera when she said “u think i can teach a class” 😂

    • @kjay5452
      @kjay5452 5 лет назад

      Yeah that part got me followed immediately with him sat on toilet. Man I was in stitches!

  • @kalvx1656
    @kalvx1656 5 лет назад +36

    Her:I’m not your average chef
    Everyone else:I think you’re right

  • @rhemazunyeto7203
    @rhemazunyeto7203 3 года назад +1

    "No baby come back"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @thor-son-of-odin
    @thor-son-of-odin 5 лет назад +8

    "you really think I'm good enough to teach a class"
    So hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @Vidediv
    @Vidediv 5 лет назад +12

    "No baby don’t go come back"
    😂😂

  • @SamVPaul
    @SamVPaul 5 лет назад +18

    Her: I'm not your average chef
    Anwar: yea no kidding

  • @nezerwafreeman
    @nezerwafreeman 3 года назад +1

    When he said “no baby don’t go come back”😂😂😂

  • @cryptivity9027
    @cryptivity9027 5 лет назад +125

    “ I treat my food like a treat a baby”
    “Baby dies”
    *SMILES*
    Anwar be like
    *IM NEXT!*

  • @teee2x
    @teee2x 5 лет назад +117

    Anwar : What's for dinne-
    Anwar's brain: Look here buster this could go south real quick

  • @aboudms
    @aboudms 5 лет назад +6

    The first expression of anwar when cookie introduces him got me spitting my pre workout and suffocating while 😂

  • @josephsaad917
    @josephsaad917 3 года назад +2

    I cried laughing😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @johngreensaw2919
    @johngreensaw2919 5 лет назад +173

    i’m
    not ur average chef, i’m ur cookie
    anwar: “brain parasites”

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      @F7YUBVlogs 5 лет назад

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  • @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368
    @youtubealgorithmisamystery6368 5 лет назад +73

    "I can't poop right"

  • @damanredarnishu5509
    @damanredarnishu5509 5 лет назад +6

    Never, like literally never failed to laugh on all of his videos. This man right here is what I call a comedian.

  • @FoodandArmwrestling
    @FoodandArmwrestling Год назад +3

    🤣The Best Cooking Documentary that I ever watched !!! love the dog reaction !!🤣🐕

  • @arshad6468
    @arshad6468 5 лет назад +112

    Anwars girlfriend : how was the food
    Anwar: i am dying call the doctor

    • @ldqvr3576
      @ldqvr3576 5 лет назад +1

      Diying????

    • @DVKPrince
      @DVKPrince 5 лет назад

      Kryspin Jemiolo ikr she doesn’t know how to spell defaults just don’t know how to spell

    • @relentless5321
      @relentless5321 5 лет назад

      DIY?

  • @fikss3789
    @fikss3789 5 лет назад +6

    2:50 nahhh I'm actually crying anwar is too funny 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @fallguysandfamilyguy8774
    @fallguysandfamilyguy8774 5 лет назад +413

    My girlfriend doesn’t cook, cuz she’s imaginary

  • @legendzerox5681
    @legendzerox5681 3 года назад +1

    I know what you're thinking when she says cookie😂😂😂

  • @RenzAdrianVillanueva
    @RenzAdrianVillanueva 5 лет назад +10

    ”Anwar is my judge and jury”
    “She is my executioner”
    Lol 😂 🤣

  • @Williamhaokip28
    @Williamhaokip28 4 года назад +33

    Anwar: even the dog won't eat your cooking
    Wife: that's why I'm feeding u

  • @ifektivenigerian1532
    @ifektivenigerian1532 5 лет назад +9

    My boyfriend Anwar is my Judge and Jury
    Anwar: and she's my executioner😂😂💔

  • @arnab_blue
    @arnab_blue Год назад +1

    No baby don't go... 😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @tanvircrocell2480
    @tanvircrocell2480 5 лет назад +15

    Super hilarious 😂😂😂😂 kept laughing for hours!!!! Anwar is the best.

  • @possiblegames2953
    @possiblegames2953 5 лет назад +72

    Anwar: what's for dinner
    Girlfriend: throws cereal box at him

  • @Anna-ls8ej
    @Anna-ls8ej 4 года назад +39

    Anwar: Have you ever thought about a cooking class?
    Girl: You really think I'm good at teaching class!
    Anwar: face priceless
    Me: Laughing hard

  • @Christ_theking333
    @Christ_theking333 Год назад +1

    I forgot cooking 😂
    After watching this.

  • @salah4043
    @salah4043 5 лет назад +10

    My friend : my girlfriend can't cook !
    Me : i don't have one .

  • @KurseYoutube
    @KurseYoutube 5 лет назад +39

    Cookie: My Boyfriend Anwar is My Judge and Jury!
    Anwar: She's My Executioner!

  • @natldsbluedelta353
    @natldsbluedelta353 4 года назад +17

    I wonder what it was like, when he finally realized he'd be free of her deathly cooking forever? Because starting at 3:42, was the moment he experienced true freedom & release, & relief, from her deathly cooking. It must have felt, amazingly uplifting!

  • @k.m.parekh4697
    @k.m.parekh4697 Год назад +2

    Outstanding humor....there is a reality to this....i can testify to it.....

  • @mickstar10k44
    @mickstar10k44 5 лет назад +5

    Lmao her cooking makes your organs shut down😂😂

  • @jennifercipollone4894
    @jennifercipollone4894 5 лет назад +8

    Oh my god... this made me laugh so hard, I couldn’t stop coughing!! Anwar you’re the greatest!!

  • @stevenpongsida4362
    @stevenpongsida4362 5 лет назад +5

    Anwar "i would rather eat the dogs food " lmao

  • @NNNedlog
    @NNNedlog 3 года назад +1

    "At this point, I'd rather eat dog food. Actually I do" 😂😂😂
    Words of a pained man 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Trustworthypoh
    @Trustworthypoh 5 лет назад +9

    “I would feed the food to the dog but...that’ll be animal cruelty.” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mahmoudal-maghraby3036
    @mahmoudal-maghraby3036 5 лет назад +17

    I got finals tomorrow, but here I am :)

  • @swathidixit2859
    @swathidixit2859 3 года назад +25

    Anwar, you are one heck of an actor! Thanks for making this video, I thoroughly enjoyed watching it! Good luck 🤞🏿 loads of love from India!

  • @MetazenVybz
    @MetazenVybz 6 месяцев назад +1

    You know she can’t cook when the dog won’t eat it 😂

  • @sojuu8246
    @sojuu8246 5 лет назад +6

    Cookie:"Hi I'm Cookie and this is my boyfriend Anwar"
    Anwar:"Let me die in peace pls"

  • @mazenemam3448
    @mazenemam3448 5 лет назад +6

    0:44 finally I knew who is how to basic

  • @spardarxsv9705
    @spardarxsv9705 5 лет назад +10

    "Have you ever thought of uhm... the cooking class"?
    Her: "you really think I'm good enough to teach a class"?

  • @filo-engene
    @filo-engene 3 года назад +2

    "She's my executioner"😂😂😂😂😂

  • @alaynaambrose4224
    @alaynaambrose4224 5 лет назад +5

    I thought the beginning was an ad at first 😂

  • @7ristan630
    @7ristan630 5 лет назад +55

    Anwar: "She's my executioner."
    Me: Welcome to the *Dark Side*

    • @miguelr8434
      @miguelr8434 4 года назад

      welcome to the shadow realm jimbo

  • @JasperAKwayu
    @JasperAKwayu 2 года назад +4

    Hahahahaha honestly this is your funniest skit ever...... loved it...

  • @khasi534
    @khasi534 2 года назад +1

    The doctor said if I continue eating her cooking my organs will start dying one by one 🤣🤣🤣🤭

  • @muhammadanas1192
    @muhammadanas1192 4 года назад +4

    All the restroom scenes are literally hilarious 🤣😆

  • @glennquagmire8331
    @glennquagmire8331 5 лет назад +6

    You’re dance watching the halftime show in SB was so funny 😅😅😅

  • @Elise-hq1hf
    @Elise-hq1hf 4 года назад +34

    "I would feed the food to the dog but that will be animal cruelty"
    "At this point I would just eat the dogs food...actually I do"
    AHAAHAHAHSHHSHA
    UR A LEGEND BRO

    • @isaiahjohnson9905
      @isaiahjohnson9905 2 года назад

      Dog: "Arf arf arrf!!"
      Translation: "get over here and save yourself bro!!"
      🐶

  • @therealcomment5622
    @therealcomment5622 2 года назад +1

    No baby come back tone tells it all.🤣🤣🤣

  • @yasser1993319
    @yasser1993319 5 лет назад +6

    3:35
    when she tells you that she couldn't do it any more

  • @Dandandandan673
    @Dandandandan673 4 года назад +5

    “I would feed the food to the dog, But that would be animal cruelty” 😂😂😂Lmao

  • @rhlnair5041994
    @rhlnair5041994 4 года назад +8

    Anwar's expressions are next level! Apt for every situation

  • @Laurence715
    @Laurence715 4 года назад +1

    When she started chopping, I lost it😂😂😂