EXCLUSIVE - Trump's High School Transcripts Revealed!

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  • While Donald Trump found himself in more hot water over giving out security clearances to his son-in-law Jared Kushner and his daughter Ivanka, his former lawyer Michael Cohen spent his fourth day testifying at a House Intelligence Committee hearing. One of the areas of interest in Cohen's testimony was his claim that one of the things Trump ordered him to do was send letters warning Trump's high school, colleges and the College Board not to release his grades or SAT scores. We would bet Trump's grades were bad, but there's only one way to find out. So we reached out to the principal of The New York Military Academy (Fred Willard) where a young Donald Trump went to school, to get some more information.
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  • @seanmcaleavy2369
    @seanmcaleavy2369 4 года назад +96

    He got the fourth-highest score in fourth grade. But he was in 12th grade at the time.

  • @extremereclusefallows5779
    @extremereclusefallows5779 5 лет назад +336

    When I was in the Army as a Warrant Officer, I needed a secret clearance. Those who required access to Top Secret information had to go through a very rigorous background check. I doubt Trump or any of his cronies could survive the scrutiny.

    • @dannystricker854
      @dannystricker854 5 лет назад +21

      EXT - Agreed - 50 years ago I too secured a Top Secret clearance to communicate command conversations and battle statistics in the Army Signal Corps. The vetting was extreme and every aspect of my young life was examined. Clearances are not handed out like back-stage passes cause your daddy works as the bouncer/doorman.

    • @richardbinder9662
      @richardbinder9662 4 года назад +27

      Chief, thanks for your service. My platoon leader at Schofield Barracks was CW4 James Church. Awesome officer who worked for a living. Miss him. Trump making fun of John McCain was the most disrespectful thing I have ever witnessed.

    • @jackschenck748
      @jackschenck748 4 года назад +12

      But, but he had a spurrrr that's a much higher level.

    • @dsluvscavaliers6874
      @dsluvscavaliers6874 3 года назад +12

      So True...I went through the same in Aerospace. So...how has Trump away with all the crimes that he has committed all over the world and not spent one night in the 'Pokey'? Godfather II perhaps???

    • @dsluvscavaliers6874
      @dsluvscavaliers6874 3 года назад +15

      @@richardbinder9662 Trump has said that Miklitary People are 'Suckers & Losers'. That upsets me too...my Granfather was a decorated officer in the Navy. He served in 2 Wars...I believe it was Korea and WWII. I no respect for this President when he opens his mouth and speaks his truth 🤔🤨🦅🤡

  • @BIZZLLENIZZLLE
    @BIZZLLENIZZLLE 2 года назад +41

    Always brags about being a genius that is the smarter than everyone else and then puts so much effort into hiding his school records. It doesn't take a genius to see what the truth is.

    • @alstein175
      @alstein175 2 года назад +6

      Hides taxes , grades , and everything else!!

  • @tenofivelips
    @tenofivelips 5 лет назад +187

    If Grandma or Grandpa were making these mistakes, we'd be googling the what are 1st signs of dementia.

    • @Raykibb1
      @Raykibb1 3 года назад +3

      I have been on that Doctor’s visit with my Grandmother.

    • @missbee3618
      @missbee3618 2 года назад +2

      No doubt the Dump kids have already done that

  • @alexsala1416
    @alexsala1416 5 лет назад +749

    I don't need to see 45's transcripts.
    Listening to him for 1-2 minutes is enough to make an assessment about his intelligence.

  • @alvinbarrios2660
    @alvinbarrios2660 5 лет назад +531

    It's easier to trick a fool than to convince a fool they are being fooled.

    • @cassandrarichardson5136
      @cassandrarichardson5136 5 лет назад +6

      Good1

    • @richardrosebealprestonjohn3144
      @richardrosebealprestonjohn3144 5 лет назад +5

      Vote 2020. Vote 2020!!

    • @2Sinamin
      @2Sinamin 4 года назад +4

      Amen

    • @2Sinamin
      @2Sinamin 4 года назад +6

      @@richardrosebealprestonjohn3144 vote Blue no matter who 2020 👍 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 🌊 Is coming 2020 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏 👏

    • @mariewheeler6522
      @mariewheeler6522 4 года назад +17

      Well, Trump knows that "If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit".

  • @gbrown932
    @gbrown932 3 года назад +51

    I sucked in highschool and bloomed later in college but this guy definitely didn't. Lol. Look at any tweet lol

  • @ldchappell1
    @ldchappell1 5 лет назад +64

    Kudos to Fred Willard who played the school administrator.

  • @angeliquemaugeri9447
    @angeliquemaugeri9447 5 лет назад +37

    Why in the world would Mr. Braglybigly, who constantly claims he’s “smart”, pay to have his transcripts and SAT score buried? Oh wait, that’s right! Because usually those who brag, shouldn’t.

  • @naanamora3282
    @naanamora3282 5 лет назад +236

    For someone who wanted to see Obama’s birth certificate so badly he cannot even show his taxes and school grades. Why America allowed this to happen beats me.🤦🏻‍♀️SMDH

    • @robertschwartz8805
      @robertschwartz8805 2 года назад +2

      We can see what a great job you Democrats are doing.

    • @arthurneddysmith
      @arthurneddysmith 2 года назад +28

      @@robertschwartz8805 -I'm surprised you can see anything other than a TV running Fox News.

    • @robertschwartz8805
      @robertschwartz8805 2 года назад +1

      @@arthurneddysmith Democrats destroy all things American.
      Liberals destroy all things moral.
      TRUMP 2024. MAGA.

    • @robertschwartz8805
      @robertschwartz8805 2 года назад +1

      @@arthurneddysmith TYPICAL LIBERAL RESPONSE. Boring.

    • @willflo3277
      @willflo3277 2 года назад +14

      @@robertschwartz8805Wow
      Please stop whatever it is you are smoking and
      emancipate yourself from the cult of45 ,Fox,Newsmax,OAN and QAnon.
      I can assure you it will do you a world of good

  • @ririyuri7290
    @ririyuri7290 5 лет назад +164

    The look on ivankas face “tim apple” pricelss

    • @lesheyward7138
      @lesheyward7138 5 лет назад

      First Center fold

    • @dhe9196
      @dhe9196 4 года назад +5

      Brian Villegas she's sick like her dad

    • @ivoryfyall3548
      @ivoryfyall3548 4 года назад +3

      HAHAHAHA YESSSS YESSS SHE LOOK OVER AT HER DAD, LIKE WHAT THE FK ARE U SAYN, YOU DING BAT????? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @danielstewart7163
      @danielstewart7163 4 года назад +3

      It was kinda like "did you really say that"?

  • @theresejeffery967
    @theresejeffery967 4 года назад +19

    How the hell do the people standing behind him not crack up? I couldn't do it 😂

  • @jimmylo1758
    @jimmylo1758 3 года назад +28

    RIP Fred Willard, you were quite the comedian.

  • @villehytonen7279
    @villehytonen7279 5 лет назад +948

    I just couldnt believe my ears when I heard him say Tim Apple. His name was in the card, for Christ's sake!

    • @waryaawariiri1812
      @waryaawariiri1812 5 лет назад +31

      Since when does Dotard even read a single line?

    • @inkoftheworld
      @inkoftheworld 5 лет назад +31

      @@marionette5968 I think you mean Trump is... if even admitted it himself

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 5 лет назад +24

      @@marionette5968 you spelled "Donald Trump" really poorly. I'm betting you were not a miss teen usa contestant, with that level of English

    • @jgaa989
      @jgaa989 5 лет назад +18

      That's why we have an idiot as president

    • @farnorth13
      @farnorth13 5 лет назад +11

      @@marionette5968 and you are a completely moronic idiot

  • @italianstallion8510
    @italianstallion8510 5 лет назад +330

    Sounds like my grandpa, mixing names up,I think they call it "dementia" 🙃

    • @marymassie7481
      @marymassie7481 5 лет назад

      ;

    • @valeriemaxwell3735
      @valeriemaxwell3735 3 года назад +5

      Italian Stallion It’s a worrying sign of an encroaching loss of mental faculties. He has difficulty in reading from the “ idiot board “, and none of this inspires confidence in his presidency.

    • @anaceballos1507
      @anaceballos1507 3 года назад +2

      Yet he says that Joe Biden is not mentally competent to be president.

    • @phriedokra6158
      @phriedokra6158 3 года назад

      @@marymassie7481 word association a trick to help him remember names and faces, company...TRY IT...
      ELON SPACE FUNK..

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 года назад

      Or it may be that he doesn’t think any of them are important

  • @eazystreet5507
    @eazystreet5507 4 года назад +89

    His teachers say he was a F student but with a Sharpie he was a B student.

  • @collinssniper1022
    @collinssniper1022 5 лет назад +241

    😂😂😂 Tim Apple

    • @kathygerard1541
      @kathygerard1541 5 лет назад +3

      Maybe trumps parents bribed the college to get him in!

    • @cherylkallman5506
      @cherylkallman5506 5 лет назад

      @@kathygerard1541 Kathy. Maybe????? Are u kidding?

  • @rogercampbell7291
    @rogercampbell7291 3 года назад +80

    Didn't make it to high school, he was a kindergarten drop out 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤠

  • @besaqneber
    @besaqneber 5 лет назад +76

    I think he thinks everyone name their businesses with their last name like himself.
    Lockheed, Apple...

    • @vickilawrence7207
      @vickilawrence7207 5 лет назад +3

      Good point!

    • @mxx996
      @mxx996 5 лет назад +3

      Lockheed*

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      @@mxx996 True. Loughhead = Lockheed. The Loughhead brothers.

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 5 лет назад +3

    I've seen that clip with Trump calling Tim Tim Apple and I crack up every time

  • @julesmasseffectmusic
    @julesmasseffectmusic 5 лет назад +698

    Trump clearly thinks the leader of a company is who its named after.

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +22

      He seems to think everyone thinks like him.

    • @julesmasseffectmusic
      @julesmasseffectmusic 5 лет назад +17

      @@couragekarnga8735 He seems to emulate thinking rather than actually thinking.

    • @petrkovalich5796
      @petrkovalich5796 5 лет назад +14

      He name everything TRUMP

    • @mcf3778
      @mcf3778 5 лет назад +11

      But what about steve apple.... Tim apples older brother

    • @trentrubenacker9718
      @trentrubenacker9718 5 лет назад +10

      You mean you own a company and your name isn't plastered everywhere? Then what's the point?

  • @roof1975
    @roof1975 5 лет назад +2887

    Tim Apple
    Bill Microsoft
    Jeff Amazon
    Mark Facebook
    Joe Walmart

  • @herivertoibarra9246
    @herivertoibarra9246 5 лет назад +538

    Everything he does and says is stupid.!!!!

    • @lebredamcelroy832
      @lebredamcelroy832 4 года назад +10

      STUIPED do what NIPCOOMPOO does..BIRD BRAIN'S 🤪 AND LIES*

    • @vernamorales2064
      @vernamorales2064 4 года назад +3

      @ed kang Who's pussy do you think he grabbed ? Lol 😂

    • @sirmartinfrobisher
      @sirmartinfrobisher 4 года назад +2

      Heriverto Ibarra: on his naming model, he should be Don Cathouse.
      The family had a bar (brothel) in BC at the time of the gold rush.

    • @vernamorales2064
      @vernamorales2064 4 года назад

      @MoreCowBell oh no you didn't !!

    • @lynpowell8532
      @lynpowell8532 4 года назад +4

      What I do for a hearty laughing session is watch Trevor Noah's video of Drumph and all the words he mispronounced
      He has the IQ of a dead tree stump. I also like watching Seth Myers A Closer Look when Drumph talks about Finland raking the " floors " of the forest. This man is weird and stupid.

  • @rickhagedorn3036
    @rickhagedorn3036 3 года назад +2

    RIP Fred, you were awesome..

  • @JerseyPB
    @JerseyPB 5 лет назад +351

    Tim Apple
    Donald Golf

  • @zui9607
    @zui9607 5 лет назад +194

    I laughed so hard on Tim Apple. At least 20 people in the bus turned to look what happened. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @GET2MARS
      @GET2MARS 5 лет назад

      can 20 people even fit on the short bus?

    • @jeffreyglenellen1188
      @jeffreyglenellen1188 5 лет назад

      Matthew Stryker ask the Don, his kids would know

    • @kenwilson6160
      @kenwilson6160 5 лет назад +3

      Tim Apple, Donald Orange.

    • @cirilloz
      @cirilloz 5 лет назад

      I know me too. That has to be a joke no? Did he say it purpose to get spoken about in the news?

  • @amyhariton3391
    @amyhariton3391 3 года назад +3

    We grew up near him. He could not cut it in NYC schools.

  • @ThangNguyen-kk1wh
    @ThangNguyen-kk1wh 5 лет назад +138

    Tim Apple just had a beautiful meeting with Donald Banana.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +468

    If that habit of calling people by the name of who they work for keeps up, he's gonna be calling his kid 'Donald Putin Jr.' by the end of the week.

  • @rhouserjr
    @rhouserjr 5 лет назад +15

    I enjoyed seeing Fred Willard play the schoolmaster. Still hilarious at 79. Didn't do too caliente in Spanish.

  • @Kayja-td6tv
    @Kayja-td6tv 3 года назад +8

    I required a security clearance (Blue Badge) in order to navigate the nuclear power plant the company I was working for was building. I was called in to discuss my clearance due to the fact that 7 years before I had filed a chapter 13 bankruptcy. They were concerned that I could be vulnerable to being offered money for information. I did get the clearance since my debt was under $10,000 and I was paying it back. How many times has Trump filed for bankruptcy and what was his debt???

  • @robertahubert9155
    @robertahubert9155 2 года назад +22

    I can always depend on Trump for a good laugh so far he has never let me down.😂😂😂

    • @davidray4793
      @davidray4793 2 года назад

      Hypocrite yes President Biden is older but trump calls him out & others do for being older, he's still more with then trump every was or will be & people want trump, please wake from the night mare,lol.

    • @fizzyplazmuh9024
      @fizzyplazmuh9024 10 месяцев назад

      Too bad he killed a half million people for your laughs.

    • @Nancy-tr5fi
      @Nancy-tr5fi 4 месяца назад

      Guy is not funny unless you are a vampire.

  • @rickjohnson9558
    @rickjohnson9558 5 лет назад +16

    All hail, all praise to the man, Fred Willard. Sixty years in show business and never funnier!

  • @aylbdrmadison1051
    @aylbdrmadison1051 5 лет назад +29

    If they didn't give her clearance because of tax evasion and tampering with witnesses, then why did they give her father clearance?

    • @brentrollens8090
      @brentrollens8090 5 лет назад +1

      Because unfortunately he is the President.

    • @aylbdrmadison1051
      @aylbdrmadison1051 5 лет назад +2

      Oh yea, I keep forgetting that tax-evasion, transcript-evasion, and draft-evasion are the new pre-requisites to be hired for the office of president now.

  • @paulafowler9865
    @paulafowler9865 4 года назад +13

    What a wonderful way to remember Fred Willard....funny guy, RIP!

  • @avagd6293
    @avagd6293 5 лет назад +43

    Power corrupts and being corrupted in a position of power breeds more corruption. This time it is staring us in the face.

    • @noone-ih2vh
      @noone-ih2vh 5 лет назад

      Corruption on the democrate side of the aisle....where is trump corrupt. Oh yea working for the american people

    • @yeetyskeet5548
      @yeetyskeet5548 5 лет назад

      @@noone-ih2vh you nailed it good on u

    • @SureIBelieveyou
      @SureIBelieveyou 5 лет назад

      Who’s corrupt?

    • @noone-ih2vh
      @noone-ih2vh 5 лет назад +1

      Pelosi, schumer, aoc, the rip from minnasota

    • @SureIBelieveyou
      @SureIBelieveyou 5 лет назад +1

      Those people are corrupt and are corrupting this country every second we allow them to stay involved in any matter related to the American people

  • @haloman12300
    @haloman12300 5 лет назад +372

    Lmao. Trump calls Tim Cook ... Tim Apple bc Donald has used his last name for all of his businesses and thinks other people are just as narcissistic as him.

    • @lawrencecobb2107
      @lawrencecobb2107 5 лет назад +2

      @@satchel4242 eh... little column A little column B

    • @bdub1590
      @bdub1590 5 лет назад +1

      Robert Iancu Oh here you go with those pesky “facts” and “quotes” and “reality” that the Trumpanzees just can’t understand, accept, or tolerate! You are dividing America with your liberal honesty and credibility! Not to mention your claims that non-Caucasians are “people” deserving of rights and respect. You are slowing down the process of making ‘Murica great again, when divorce was shameful (for everybody else) and coloreds knew their “place” and the little wife stayed home where she belongs, and unmarried women who got pregnant knew they were whores and deserved to die in back alleys! And people didn’t try to understand what old rich white men put on their taxes and what illegal acts took place in secret, because they’re smarter than everyone else and it’s time to watch The Howdy Doody Show... MAGA! 🤮

    • @mellowrebel4618
      @mellowrebel4618 5 лет назад +1

      @@robertiancu1499 Then why are he and his family under investigation for the money they inherited from his Father by inflating the prices they paid for building supplies they bought from a shell company they themselves owned.

    • @dannykumite
      @dannykumite 5 лет назад

      No it's because he thought of Tim cook of Apple. But his brain auto abrev to Tim Apple to fit Twitter character limit.

  • @avidadolares
    @avidadolares 5 лет назад +108

    Wonder what Sarah Secretary and Kellyanne Counselor will say about this.

    • @mysterymeat586
      @mysterymeat586 5 лет назад

      That is what he calls them when they're alone out back in the tool shed.

    • @mrtierney2
      @mrtierney2 5 лет назад

      Why don't you ask Donald J Dumbass Jr

    • @toidean4834
      @toidean4834 5 лет назад

      Fake news is probably what they'll say

  • @lennycalandrino
    @lennycalandrino 5 лет назад +56

    Thanks so much for bringing Fred Willard on for a variety of characters. He's the best at what he does. It shows great respect on your part, something I would expect no less of from a stellar talent such as yourself.

  • @pbrucpaul
    @pbrucpaul 5 лет назад +2

    Look at Ivanka. Do you think she's thinking "What? Is Daddy for real?! Totally over her head!

  • @Jasonblade9012
    @Jasonblade9012 5 лет назад +389

    Man trump really thinks that all CEOs are like him, born from money.... smh 🤦🏽‍♂️

  • @my_j.a.r.v.i.s.
    @my_j.a.r.v.i.s. 5 лет назад +396

    Tim Apple 😂😂😂
    And he is president of America 😆

    • @AuxPaddy
      @AuxPaddy 5 лет назад +3

      Fun 4 free I think he was starting a new sentence and jimmy cut the clip but idk just what it seems like

    • @LiamHoyo
      @LiamHoyo 5 лет назад +3

      Billy Boy people like u don’t know what your saying he is an idiot whose best friends are dictators we could be next he is a con man

    • @parkinglotstriping9800
      @parkinglotstriping9800 5 лет назад +1

      Sadly..

    • @mariakerr3188
      @mariakerr3188 5 лет назад +4

      Tim Apple😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @couragekarnga8735
      @couragekarnga8735 5 лет назад +1

      Nothing makes any sense these days.

  • @ManVsOven
    @ManVsOven 4 года назад +2

    I love Fred Willard... watched him in America 2-Night 1977 w/ Martin Mull 😂😂😂

  • @comedywriter8408
    @comedywriter8408 3 года назад +3

    Don Orange talking to Tim Apple.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 лет назад +296

    Hard to dig up his SAT's when he most likely ate the test, though.

    • @trinaholman4083
      @trinaholman4083 5 лет назад +7

      He sat on those SAT's. Probably when he got those bone spurs.

    • @seanmccann3623
      @seanmccann3623 5 лет назад +2

      paul signac he went to UPenn...

    • @jessstuart7495
      @jessstuart7495 5 лет назад +3

      He may have never even taken the SAT. Daddy Trump probably just gave the school a large donation to get him through college. There might be a paper trail if his father made a large donation, although, that was a long time ago.

    • @msn769
      @msn769 5 лет назад

      LOL... this made my sides hurt!!

    • @davidlazarus67
      @davidlazarus67 5 лет назад

      New Message Well he probably thinks a KFC bargain bucket is a test everyday.

  • @Ricky-ez2nh
    @Ricky-ez2nh 5 лет назад +83

    I didn't realize that he goofed up on the names twice. It really isn't funny. It's alarming. Either he is deliberately trolling or it is a sign of a serious illness.

  • @bruinssuckysucks
    @bruinssuckysucks 5 лет назад +42

    this president is as smart as the ones who voted for him.Hope the next election we can make America smart again

  • @helenegramlick8584
    @helenegramlick8584 3 года назад +2

    I luv this..Hillarious!

  • @SEANTSEANT
    @SEANTSEANT 5 лет назад +123

    I literally have to skip the trump scenes, too cringy

  • @bobf5360
    @bobf5360 5 лет назад +86

    In any sane world, the cabinet would have invoked the 25th amendment already.

    • @karinbarger9192
      @karinbarger9192 5 лет назад +3

      At least!!!

    • @jiaxiangchen6743
      @jiaxiangchen6743 5 лет назад +5

      Bob, impeachment packs a bigger punch. Indictment and jail follow.

    • @lindamaddox828
      @lindamaddox828 3 года назад +2

      @@jiaxiangchen6743 The Repugnacans will never let that happen.

    • @nancysmith4151
      @nancysmith4151 3 года назад +1

      AMEN!!!

    • @PaTrick-cf6ev
      @PaTrick-cf6ev 3 года назад

      Well maybe it will be a closet this time, or a safe!

  • @elainearchibald6687
    @elainearchibald6687 4 года назад +9

    Hahaha you people are so good and funny! Love your humor!!

  • @DVertigo42
    @DVertigo42 5 лет назад +7

    Is it just me or is Fred Willard vastly underrated?

  • @SpaceForceCommander
    @SpaceForceCommander 5 лет назад +36

    Trump probably calls himself Donald University.

  • @agolftwittler1223
    @agolftwittler1223 5 лет назад +1231

    Donald John Trump actually went to school ?

    • @cobracyxx8808
      @cobracyxx8808 5 лет назад +13

      Wharton... But let's be real, GW went to Yale. But he seemed to know he wasn't the smartest and leaned heavily on advisors during the Cheney administration

    • @jeaniebird999
      @jeaniebird999 5 лет назад +51

      Went? Yes. Learned? No.
      Probably just paid to graduate.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 5 лет назад +21

      @Antonio Adams
      Well put.
      George Walker Bush wasn't a psychotic narcissist, Donald John Trump is.

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 5 лет назад +7

      @jeaniebird
      That would indeed be the way Donald John Trump would solve such a problem.
      Corrupted to the core.

    • @peterboissonnault8445
      @peterboissonnault8445 5 лет назад +18

      That's right Donnie Tiny👐Hands went to the finest schools his daddy could bribe.

  • @latetotheparty4785
    @latetotheparty4785 3 года назад +4

    Was there SATs back then? I looked it up, the SAT began as an IQ test for military use per Wikipedia, so DTJ may have taken it way back then. I took the ACT in 1974- you could choose that instead. There was no prepping in high school back then to take these tests that I remember. The ACT lost my test, I have no idea what I scored, and I never needed the results. How things have changed.

  • @avatarcoolman
    @avatarcoolman 4 года назад +5

    This cracks me up evey time I watch it🤣🤣🤣

  • @pedromelendez4233
    @pedromelendez4233 5 лет назад +35

    Really funny! This type of comedy you don't see everyday. Political, but light, not mean, and truly funny! Good job!

  • @ricklepick9148
    @ricklepick9148 5 лет назад +91

    Tim Apple... Donald President makes us proud once again!

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 5 лет назад +1

      that's Donny USA to you, Mr. Rob!

    • @mermaidwe2743
      @mermaidwe2743 5 лет назад

      Rob Smith NO CONTENT NO CONTENT troll

    • @ricklepick9148
      @ricklepick9148 5 лет назад +1

      @@mermaidwe2743 : Since when do you have to have RUclips content to post a comment? Not that it matters, but I do have quite a bit of content on another channel. You have 1, count them, 1 subscriber so get over yourself.

    • @christhompson9486
      @christhompson9486 4 года назад

      And he waves his little hands. Arf, Arf, Arf!!!!!

    • @thefutureistoday7543
      @thefutureistoday7543 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @jenniferensley5422
    @jenniferensley5422 5 лет назад +35

    Priceless! I love Fred Willard, he looks great!

  • @trueislamispeace9197
    @trueislamispeace9197 5 лет назад +14

    He got A+ in Womens swims wear. I died😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @roscellevisita2011
    @roscellevisita2011 5 лет назад +86

    Tim Apple meet Annoying Orange

  • @AngryKittens
    @AngryKittens 5 лет назад +5

    Stable genius!

  • @michiel7716
    @michiel7716 5 лет назад +66

    I think it's unwise to laugh about such a dangerous person

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 5 лет назад +11

      It's the only thing that bothers him,and so we ridicule him. If he would just stop being ridiculous we would stop too. The guy is just a walking joke waiting to be told. As long as he's going to destroy us we might as well enjoy it as much as we can.

    • @karenfridie689
      @karenfridie689 4 года назад +1

      ZU R FUNNY!

    • @karenfridie689
      @karenfridie689 4 года назад

      @@karenshaub8273 you're so wise!

    • @karenshaub8273
      @karenshaub8273 4 года назад +3

      @@karenfridie689 With the events of the last week, I've found him very frightening indeed. I need my Colbert etc more & more.

    • @gwengraves1799
      @gwengraves1799 4 года назад +6

      It’s better than crying. I’m still confused about how anyone could be for Trump. His followers remind me of some underground movement that slithers in the darkness like rats and snakes.

  • @garyhughes4326
    @garyhughes4326 4 года назад +9

    America's "stable genius" at his very best. PLEASE...give me a break!

  • @jamiejoygatto
    @jamiejoygatto 5 лет назад +32

    Fred Willard is a GEM!!!
    "I can't do my wuurk" LOL

    • @tobeyny27
      @tobeyny27 5 лет назад +1

      “You do not want to be on a cruise ship when dysentery breaks out and be knocking on the men’s room door and say ‘Will you be coming out soon?’, and hear, ‘I don’t think soooo!’”

  • @themachine8009
    @themachine8009 5 лет назад +56

    I watched one trumpist say if Jesus himself came down and said something against trump, they’d believe trump. That’s how depraved some of them are.

    • @richterman3962
      @richterman3962 5 лет назад +1

      Jesus isn't real

    • @texanboiii562
      @texanboiii562 5 лет назад

      Themachine so we’re gonna guess you’re the dumbass for believing this lmao!!

    • @vincentjoubert5514
      @vincentjoubert5514 5 лет назад +1

      Cult following!

    • @doctorthirteen5727
      @doctorthirteen5727 5 лет назад +2

      Damon Richter He's more real than Donald's fake tan, fake hair and fake bonespurs.

    • @johnnycto7576
      @johnnycto7576 5 лет назад

      yes and they'd rather follow a Russian than a Democrat!

  • @Maliceah
    @Maliceah 5 лет назад +15

    I love seeing classic comedians show up unexpectedly in skits.

  • @jimweaver8405
    @jimweaver8405 3 года назад +6

    RIP Fred Willard. What a great comedian. He will (are) be missed.

  • @silveriomonares
    @silveriomonares 5 лет назад +85

    i just want to see him leave office!

    • @mckadesorensen2539
      @mckadesorensen2539 3 года назад +6

      Soon

    • @agolftwittler1223
      @agolftwittler1223 3 года назад +3

      The Covfefe-45 virus will go away once the weather cools down in January, it will be like a miracle 🎃 🔜 🚽

    • @jomariedavis8840
      @jomariedavis8840 3 года назад +4

      @Silverio Monares soon very soon he will be a bad memory that simply faded with even more speed.

    • @isdowning883
      @isdowning883 3 года назад +3

      17 days away

    • @SarashinaRukaa
      @SarashinaRukaa 3 года назад +1

      Don't worry it's his last day tommorow so congratulations lmao

  • @acornsonata
    @acornsonata 5 лет назад +12

    Fred Willard never disappoints.

  • @sarahpickett416
    @sarahpickett416 4 года назад +3

    This is the funniest mess right here... Lol 😂😂😂😂

  • @jensrogerkristoffersen5472
    @jensrogerkristoffersen5472 5 лет назад +70

    In his simple mind Trump think everyone put their name on the business they manage.

    • @talhatariqyuluqatdis
      @talhatariqyuluqatdis 5 лет назад +4

      Stupid not simple

    • @paigereedreed7819
      @paigereedreed7819 5 лет назад +3

      By george, you've got it!

    • @cfrandre8319
      @cfrandre8319 5 лет назад +2

      Talha Tariq both

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      As someone pointed out above, Lockheed Corporation was started by the Loughhead brothers.
      Loughhead = Lockheed.
      Try harder.

    • @vhbeckett7706
      @vhbeckett7706 3 года назад

      They come from a long line of family firms: Bob Boing, Bob Burgerking, Bob Buick, Micky Microsoft, Izzy Ibee-em, Freddie Fox and Peter Pentagon.

  • @Kreln1221
    @Kreln1221 5 лет назад +140

    Fred Willard always kills it...

    • @Ariels888
      @Ariels888 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha...a true natural!

    • @futurestoryteller
      @futurestoryteller 5 лет назад +1

      I spent the whole segment trying to figure out if that was him

    • @direnova6284
      @direnova6284 5 лет назад +1

      That was a fantastic performance, better than anything I've seen on SNL.

    • @LolaBgcps
      @LolaBgcps 5 лет назад +1

      Yes he does.

    • @dannyjensen2123
      @dannyjensen2123 5 лет назад +1

      Brilliant timing. Loving IT!

  • @liliacollins8811
    @liliacollins8811 5 лет назад +5

    Mr. President with all do respect we even didn’t want to give that security clearance to you!!! Jimmy and Willard killed it!!

  • @wendybrooks6154
    @wendybrooks6154 5 лет назад +12

    Fred Willard! Good for you, still quietly working as a character actor at 80. Never a leading man, but gainfully employed every day of his career

  • @tgr.4550
    @tgr.4550 5 лет назад +41

    I just want to see #45 not reelected in 2020!

    • @jiaxiangchen6743
      @jiaxiangchen6743 5 лет назад +5

      TG R. or better, see him impeached then indicted and jailed. Elizabeth Warren 2020 said: Mueller has presented us with enough evidence to put him behind bars. Throw away the key.

    • @tgr.4550
      @tgr.4550 5 лет назад +2

      @@jiaxiangchen6743
      Agreed.
      I couldn't have said it better

    • @christophera556
      @christophera556 4 года назад +3

      Kicked out of office in November 2020 then a criminal investigation of the Trump clan then off to court hopefully the whole rotten bunch then off to jail.

    • @scottgodfrey7118
      @scottgodfrey7118 4 года назад

      dont worry. 100000 dead HELPS. aint it grand?

    • @vincentcommons9042
      @vincentcommons9042 3 года назад

      Sorry never going to happen.

  • @treefiddytwoo
    @treefiddytwoo 5 лет назад +54

    Fred Willard is gonna be 80 this year! it’s good to see him on TV still 😌

  • @jondojondo5115
    @jondojondo5115 5 лет назад +178

    Trump has no idea these other businesmen actually built their company and earned their money.

    • @pixelsheep8939
      @pixelsheep8939 5 лет назад

      That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard...

    • @raptorone5693
      @raptorone5693 5 лет назад

      Claude Williams Back to your meds

    • @raptorone5693
      @raptorone5693 5 лет назад

      Jondo Jondo So you actually believe that Trump-never built anything.

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 5 лет назад

      Trump referred to Tim Cook. Tim Cook did not build apple. Obviously he’s continuing to build it, but let’s not pretend it was Tim Cook who started apple and built it all himself

    • @BAHRacingTeam
      @BAHRacingTeam 5 лет назад

      So did trump.

  • @derrickruffin5479
    @derrickruffin5479 4 года назад +3

    One thing that I can not for the life of me understand is, why people continue to support him.

  • @deannaisby8521
    @deannaisby8521 4 года назад +2

    Contact his class mates, ask how they did in exams. Easy to work out where Trump finished. :)

  • @tecnocato
    @tecnocato 5 лет назад +55

    00:01:32 - I see TWO apples:
    Tim Apple on the left.
    Rotten Apple on the right.

    • @miapdx503
      @miapdx503 5 лет назад

      😘

    • @ItsMadaleine
      @ItsMadaleine 5 лет назад

      She looked mortified the whole time he was speaking, she was just waiting for him to eff up something 😂

  • @anaisewood2009
    @anaisewood2009 5 лет назад +4

    You can measure his genius with the way he wave 👋 his hands 😂

    • @hannesrensen9319
      @hannesrensen9319 8 месяцев назад

      What about Joes tripping and gaffe and lies😂😂😂😂

  • @brooklynbummer
    @brooklynbummer 5 лет назад +63

    Fred Willard is a living legend.

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      Just like The Donald!

    • @brooklynbummer
      @brooklynbummer 3 года назад

      @@boogathon I presume you mean Donald Duck.

  • @DAYBROK3
    @DAYBROK3 5 лет назад +70

    Just pointing out how pence is starIng at trump, he (pence) is totally creepy.

    • @brentrollens8090
      @brentrollens8090 5 лет назад +5

      I think Pence has a crush on Trump. He looks like he's in love every time he looks at Trump. Yuk.

    • @anthonymagliaro4791
      @anthonymagliaro4791 5 лет назад

      what an insight...you know what's creepy? You..listen up pretentious liberal lickspittle,Trump gonna be around for a long long time...lol

    • @anthonymagliaro4791
      @anthonymagliaro4791 5 лет назад

      well well what a intelligent insight-did you think of that all on your own moron? Its any wonder Trump will win again in 2020 you pretentious liberals have no ideas, no good policies and suffer from Trump Derangement Syndrome..Trump 2016-2024..thank you for publicly displaying your stupidity its folks like you that help Trump win over independents and the moderate Democrats....

    • @anthonymagliaro4791
      @anthonymagliaro4791 4 года назад

      "comrade" i'm not your comrade...your so called "resistance" is a farce, its being strangled by the Trump economy and policies...go back to Venezuela jackass...lol...MAGA TRump 2016-2024 you folks don't get it and are delusional...have a pleasant day

    • @margitouma6172
      @margitouma6172 4 года назад

      He's trying hard not to look surprised or alarmed😂😂😂

  • @MegaGo68
    @MegaGo68 5 лет назад +6

    Great to see Fred Willard!

  • @robstimson4234
    @robstimson4234 5 лет назад +52

    Fred Willard is fantastic! Two shaky thumbs up!

    • @JPC629
      @JPC629 5 лет назад

      👍🏻👍🏻

  • @mamamia5556
    @mamamia5556 3 года назад +29

    English: F
    Math: G
    Science: H
    History: I
    Good Manners & Right Conduct: Z

    • @rlm4874
      @rlm4874 3 года назад +4

      Science would just be scratched out. He don’t believe in all that. Just give him some good old conspiracies & you will have his come plate buy in.

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      Lifetime Success: A+++

  • @hayberdasher8625
    @hayberdasher8625 5 лет назад +7

    Fred Willard still damn funny as always

  • @ehla0144
    @ehla0144 5 лет назад +291

    His grades were so bad that he couldn't have entered trump university LMAO!!

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 5 лет назад +3

      Grades shouldn’t be a factor into ones intelligence. Isn’t that what every liberal is saying nowadays? That the system should be changed

    • @ehla0144
      @ehla0144 5 лет назад +5

      @@slauderek3195 As stupid as a FAKE ACCOUNT LOL!!

    • @karenwentz4508
      @karenwentz4508 5 лет назад +2

      @schwadaddy81 No...bankrupt and sued by many.

    • @Ap-nv1hk
      @Ap-nv1hk 5 лет назад

      Karen Wentz bankrupt yet worth billions hmmmm yup trump sure is dumb

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 5 лет назад

      ehla 01 what?

  • @sinkvenice4438
    @sinkvenice4438 5 лет назад +6

    Oh my goodness, I didn’t realise Fred Willard was so old now. I adore him.

  • @kennethrloper8249
    @kennethrloper8249 4 года назад +18

    It was released before his dad died that he got kicked out of 9 schools

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      Post your evidence.

  • @joshsmom6662
    @joshsmom6662 4 года назад +1

    Ivanka didn't even blink when daddy called him Tim Apple!?!?!?!?!

  • @jimb7145
    @jimb7145 5 лет назад +89

    To which Tim Cook replied "Thank you Donald Leavenworth Federal Penitentiary"

    • @JoniWagner
      @JoniWagner 5 лет назад

      You spelled Hillary wrong, or maybe you meant to say, Obama?

    • @marysparks2975
      @marysparks2975 5 лет назад +9

      @@JoniWagner There's ignorance...and then there's Joni Wagner, living proof that propaganda works.

    • @jimb7145
      @jimb7145 5 лет назад +4

      @@JoniWagner well, if you want to be really picky about it, you really don't need that comma in front of Obama. I wouldn't expect the ignorant and uneducated to know that though, so we'll let it slide.
      Adding this in since you're a woman. How does it feel to back a sexual predator that has 13 (or more) claims of sexual assault against him? You must love having a bunch of old white men deciding what you can and can't do with your body too, huh? I guess, as a woman, you really love being oppressed.

    • @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312
      @conormcdaddyofficialdickri312 5 лет назад

      Let’s build a prison and send him to it once we find a reason to impeach him. We could always try faking hate crimes. They work sometimes

    • @lisalisa1435
      @lisalisa1435 5 лет назад

      Drop the mic!

  • @mxnfx
    @mxnfx 5 лет назад +3

    Fred Willard is 79yrs old!...WOW....I used to watch him on a show called "Real People"....great comedian.....

  • @happytobalive3721
    @happytobalive3721 3 года назад +5

    So sad that Daddy couldn't buy Donnie
    Intelligence.😁😀😉🙂

  • @hdadam203
    @hdadam203 4 года назад +2

    A sweet fight is going on between Trump and Jimmy. 🤣🤣

  • @cocteaupvssylice
    @cocteaupvssylice 5 лет назад +128

    No wonder he named all his businesses Trump

    • @damnthisuser
      @damnthisuser 5 лет назад +1

      Haha, good one.

    • @slauderek3195
      @slauderek3195 5 лет назад +1

      Alex Mullins. Agreed. I’ve never in my life seen buildings with the company name on it.

  • @gabrielenicoli5065
    @gabrielenicoli5065 5 лет назад +67

    Fred Willard is the best :)

  • @johngalt0096
    @johngalt0096 3 года назад +3

    Can we get an Ivanka “cantaloupes”? A Donny Jr. “pineapple”? An Eric “Earthworm”? A Jared “Skidmark”?

    • @boogathon
      @boogathon 3 года назад

      And a *John Galt009* "Little Willy"...?

    • @johngalt0096
      @johngalt0096 3 года назад

      @@boogathon Well, on your feet or on your knees, Chief Wahoo Yahoo, and get that Rain in the Face you crave.

  • @rgnestle
    @rgnestle 3 года назад +4

    That's terrible! But, I KNEW THAT WOMAN TOO!!! :D