Jesus loves us! For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝ For by grace you have been saved through faith and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. Ephesians 2:8-9 💖✝ For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, being justified freely by His grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus. Romans 3:23-24 💖✝
 Allah is one and one who was not born and was not born, and the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, is the Prophet and Messenger of Allah. He was calling for the worship of Allah alone without a partner. And whoever associates anyone with Allah. His fate is immortality in torment
ya too bad it means nothing because he doesnt have an ounce of character in him. but why care about someones character when you can look at how good they kick balls into nets?
@@mdk.ash520 he has no idea what the word humility means. ive seen a few clips of his and he only shows terrible terrible character. if you look up to that guy i feel terribly sorry for you. you must be incredibly lost.
![Seungmin "그렇게, 천천히, 우리(As we are)" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/kAzmhLHePqU/mqdefault.jpg)
i have heard if you write your favorite youtuber three times you get pinned
s90
s90
and s90
It ain’t working 💀
@@LM10CR7-qu9nn look before it have happend
@@LM10CR7-qu9nn it is..
@@S90shorts🗿
@@S90shorts 🗿🗿🗿🗿
When Zlatan was born, he slapped the doctor for not crying
😂😂😂
When Zlatan was born, nurse cry loudly.
🥴😍🤣
This is the best comment 😂
😂😂😂
When Zlatan downloads apps, they accept his terms and conditions 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Made my day😂
😂😂😂you’re the best😂
When Zlatan reads, the book gains knowledge.
😂😂😂👍
Hi, I came to spread the gospel of Jesus 😊 JESUS LOVES YOU SO MUCH SEEK JESUS HE IS COMING BACK. JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.
@@userfufu..Jai shree Ram ❤
😂😂😂
@@userfufu Jesus is lord
Zlatan lost his virginity before his father.
😂😂😂
Dead😂😂😂😂
how
HHAHAHA WTH😭
😂😂😂
Once Zlatan skipped 2 days during school. Now we call it ,,weekand".
Heavy bro 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hahahah
😂😂😂👍👍👍
😹
It’s funny that you misspelled it, duh
Once Zlatan had to go to bathroom in the middle of the match, now we call it half time
Dammmmnn dud😂😂😂
That's dope 😂😂😂
😂
Underrated comment ✌️
@@RenegadeSchwifty criminally underrated!
Zlatan tells alarm to wake up⏰
Fck man 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan skipped school, the principal wrote the absent letter.😂
Underatted comment
When Zlatan was little, he was the one who put his parents to sleep
😂
lol
🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂
Zlantan : Lifts Mjolnir
Mjolnir : "I'm worthy"
Wtf!?!!!!?
Lol
nah ts is amazing
nah this is a good one 😭
@@adrianrodriguez4079the mjolnir is worthy for zlatan
One time, death had a near Zlatan experience 💀
underrated comment
Absolutely perfect (underrated)
😭
Good one mate
LOL😂
Once LeBron sent an autographed jersey to Zlatan and Zlatan autographed it and sent it back 😂
hahaha😂
Yes I heard that too)) so smooth))
When Alexander Graham Bill invented the telephone, he already had two missed calls from Zlatan
😂😂
🤣🤣🤣 underrated comment
This is it 😂😂😂
This is banger tho 😂😂😂
no way someone does not answer to Zlatan
Ради такого распизьдяя можно футбол посмотреть!
Микеланджело❤
@@ВаняГалстян-ь5йmaybe michelandemon? ¿😂 😂
He is not even fighting them.. It seems like he's turned on and it's all foreplay for him 😈
А кто это такой?
ズラタンはマフィア
@@BOBAH30RUS Батя твой
Zlatan once played rock,paper,scissors in front of the mirror and won
How come this doesn't have more likes
😂😂
Né mesmo era pra isso está em 3k de curtidas@@yawasante4536
Ахахахах😅😅😅
But when Zlatan looks at mirrow, he doesnt see anything, cause its only one ZLATAN
Not once, its his regular hobby.
Zlatan visited the zoo and the animals were amazed.
Ghosts tell Zlatan stories around the campfire
Ghosts tell stories about Zlatan around the campfire*
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂👍
I think you meant to say ‘Zlatan tells stories to Ghosts around the campfire ’
@@JoeInTheElementno he said ghosts tell stories of him around campfire
When Zlatan sleeps, the sleep gets rest.
🤣👍
😂😂😂
😂
Good one that! 😂
Underrated one 😂😂
When bodyguards guard Zlatan, bodyguards feel safer
😂😂wtf brro
😂😂😂 can't help laughing😂
Zlatan guard his bodyguards
Bodyguards does not guard Zlatan, they guard other people from Zlatan.
Ayo 😂😂😂😂
Zlatan calls scammers about their car’s extended warranty
Underrated
Zlatan -"Yes"
Reporter -"Can you see the future?"
Most creative one yet 😂
That was sick tho))
Underrated af🥶
😂😂😂 шикарно
Pure savage ☠️
Zlatan can pause an online game.
😂😂😂
You mean live game😂😂😂
@@alidilshod9380of course...
😂😂😂
Damn..hes the main villain🥶
When Zlatan eats, the food gets energy
Thats new🤣
When food eats the Zlatan gets energy
I love this dude so much… never seen a footballer having more fun at this sport as him
When Zlatan told his parents that he wanted to live alone, his parents left home.
Jesus loves us!
For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life. John 3:16 💖✝
For by grace you have been saved through faith and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. Ephesians 2:8-9 💖✝
For all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, being justified freely by His grace through the redemption that is in Christ Jesus. Romans 3:23-24 💖✝
 Allah is one and one who was not born and was not born, and the Messiah, Jesus, the son of Mary, is the Prophet and Messenger of Allah. He was calling for the worship of Allah alone without a partner. And whoever associates anyone with Allah. His fate is immortality in torment
@@AnnaRomano897yesus is dead.
Wtf are these comments
@@madara277Fr, like if I wanted to see wackass shit about religion, I'd go to reddit.
When zlatan rents a home , the owner pays him rent every month
Only brokies rent homes....
@@madknox4666 unless your parents pay in your stead everyone has to be a brokie at some point.
When Zlatan bought a home, bank pay him dividend
Who the f is Zlatan? 😂
😅😅
Zlatan wears glasses so that the sun stays safe
Чтобы зашитить солнце от своего зрения
Better said, the sun wears glasses to protect itself from Zlatan
@@rodovilar8041😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan doesn't wear glasses the glasses wear zlatan 😂
Lol
O que Zlatan tem de insuportável, Zlatan tem de maravilhoso kkkkkkkkkk
Eu amo esse cara. Resenha pura.
When Zlatan calls 911, he asked what's their emergency.
Now i rest my case on this🗿🗿🗿💀💀💀💀
When Zlatan graduated, the school received a certificate 😂
Bruhh😂😂😂
Zlatan was kicked out of his school in reality
That kind of means he was stupid, and the school was awarded for educating you
😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Zlatan is that type of a guy who bulled everyone , no matter you’re a coach or referee 😂
Or a teammate lol
Yes someone really no one needs
Kkkkkkkkkkk
парень слабее его физически ответил ему очень даже хорошо, Zlatan просто не воспитанный
@@vismax не понимаю к чему комент, в мире понятие воспитания , вообще смазаны , то что он Буллер, это факт, но кому какое дело?)
Zlatan was once bitten by a cobra. After 3 days of excruciating pain, the cobra finally died.
When Zlatan stands in front of the mirror, the mirror does not show any reflection because there is only one Zlatan
Criminally underrated broo😅😅 i'm dying of laughter
💀💀
This one is a top 3 best comment winner 👏🏽 😂
😂😅
Zlatan doesnt do push ups, he does earth downs
When Zlatan orders food, deliveryman pays him for ordering
Jajajajajaja that's right
😂😂😂
Hhh😂😂😂😂
Chuck Norris paid him 😅😅
Dude is a menace and I’m here for it
When Zlatan visits your house, you are the guest
😅😂😂
When Zlatan looks through a telescope the universe takes a selfie...
Bro waht!?😂😅
Kinda confused
Damm if someone say that words for me i would die for him 😆
😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan entered the school and gave the university a diploma.
Zlatan with cigar, must give the cameraman a rise
Zlatan: drinks water
Water: now i'm not thirsty anymore
"Agora estou saciada"
😂
Zlatan knows the Wi-Fi password for Area 51
he changed it to zlatan
🤣
Lmao
😂 I see the snake on Zlatan
Area 51 knows Zlatan's password for his home.
Zlatan always goes for a jog early in the morning just to make sure the earth keeps rotating
😅😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kkkkkkkk😂😂😂
Нет брат, это он как раз таки по утрам вращает ее своим бегом !
Он вращает её своей пробежкой
lol! He smacked the dude at the end then flopped...brilliant!
When Zlatan uses soap, the soap gets cleaned
Facts!
When zlatan comes late to training other players gets punished for coming too early ✌️✌️✌️
😅
My girlfriend does that to me too 😢
It's not your gf, it's Zlatan!
@@heador2 No, his ex girlfriend. She is Zlatan girlfriend now.
“As soon as Zlatan was born he said to his mother, ‘Don’t cry mommy.’”
Lol 😂😂😂
Zlatan doesnt walk, the earth rotates itself to move wherever he wants🔥🔥
*If Zlatan slaps you, you apologize!*
😂
Aww sumbagay me veh
Ты обязан подставить вторую щеку для пощёчину!😂
Nah i'd win
When Bell invented telephone, he had a missed call from Zlatan
Correction,, missed call was from Chuck Norris
@johnnyperez8127. No it was from Zlatan
Da fuck ☠️
@@johnnyperez8127🤓☝️
@@johnnyperez8127 nah Zlatan
Hi, I came to spread the gospel of Jesus 😊 JESUS LOVES YOU SO MUCH SEEK JESUS HE IS COMING BACK. JESUS IS THE WAY, THE TRUTH AND THE LIFE.
J
Teacher : this is new student name zlatan
zlatan : sit down. I'm the teacher.
zlatan didnt need the world, the world needed him 😂
The person who invented phone, already had 3 missed calls from Zlatan.
👍🏻😂🎉Это очень смешно, спасибо 😂
😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ존나웃기네 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ
ㅁㅊㅋㅌㅌㅌㅋㅋㅋ
When Zlatan goes in Club the Bouncers show him their IDs.
Try it on an islander 😂🤣
Then he falls over
😂😂😂
@@badgoat666в,если вдруг его не пропускают тогда он падает,катается по земле держась за ногу и орёт что бы охране дали красную карточку!))
@@James-m3o5xtried it he just pulled out fush and chups 😂
When Zlatan starts driving a car , than the car puts on a seat belt
😂😂
😂❤
Xdddd
😂😂😂😂
พี่แกก็กวนๆแบบนี้แหละ และที่สำคัญที่สุด หยิ่งไม่ยอมถ่ายรูปคู่กับแฟนๆด้วย
Zlatan calls 911 and asks them if there's any emergency!
Bro you had me dying 🤣 💀
@@Justsome1-ox4lp hehe 😆
😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
😂😂
Kids: "ANDREW TATE"
Zlatan:Hold my beer😂
Hold my champagne bottle 🍾
😂
Hold my sparkling water 😂
Hold my cigar!
hhhhhhhhh
When Zlatan comes to your house,you are the guest😂😂😂😈😈😈🦁🦁🦁
😂🎉❤ ابراموفيتش مشاغب وعنصر خطير 😂😂😂
Zlatan is like the bully of football 😂😂😂
When the ref gave a red card to Zlatan.
The ref had to leave the field.
That’s true
Zlatan does not wait for the right opportunity… Zlatan is the opportunity.
Zlatan is the new Chuck Norris 😂😂😂
If he wasn't a soccer player he'd 100% be running a mafia somewhere😂
It's called Football
Nahhh … ur right! 😅
скорее ваша златка,лежал бы на дне гудзона с ногами в битоне,
@@dyfri9644 educate yourself before you embarrass yourself
@@randomrandle7144Nope
It is called Football
Legend has it Zlatan once killed a stone with two birds 💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
When Zlatan wants to cross the street، The cars look left and right so that Zlatan doesn't run them over
The football touches Zlatan's feet for Blessings.
He was sigma when sigma wasn't trend 😂
hes arogant and disrespectful at best. Proper guy would try to lift up others instead of brining them down.
You literally have no idea what Σ is ..
@@keldon1137
he's a funny guy 🤣
@@keldon1137
I mean they harassed him first 💀
@@keldon1137but you have good values and people in the world are shit.
Dont waste your energy with these mofos
HOLY SHIT I AM DYING OF READING THESE COMMMENTS THEY ARE MORE HILARIOUS THAN MOST OF THE MEMES
Esta publicación es oro puro por los comentarios 😅
+1
when zlatan reads this comment, the comment gets hillarious
@@nutsjtSEE I TOLD U
@@NEELAMSINGH-kg6hs🥇🥇🥇🥇
Zlatan doesn't hit the gym
The gym hits Zlatan
Whenever the gym hits Zlatan, the gym becomes muscular
If Zlatan hits the gym, the gym gets hurt
All these jokes remind me of the Chuck Norris jokes of the 2000's 😂
Zlatan does not flush the toilet because he already scares the shit out of it
Best one yet
When zlatan come in front of mirror he did not see him in the mirror cause there is only one zlatan.❤
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Fan boy
😂😂😂😂😂😂nice one hahahah
When Zlatan was born he left to buy milk and never comeback🐐
Love him zlatan was so unic and good!!👍👍👍👍
When Zlatan takes a shower, the water gets cleaned !😂
Zlatan will slap anyone who doesn’t clap when he scores
When 911 has an emergency, it calls Zlatan.
When Zlatan excited for listening the discussion on the radio, the radio rewinds back from the start
Zlatan's fathe is known as Zlatan junior 😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Zlatan recommends to RUclips what videos to show him.
When Zlatan was born, he gave a name to his father and mother.
Zlatan knows Victoria's Secret.
🐐🐐🐐
Victor
@@andrewnichols8946
?
😂😂😂
they are all man .. its TransVictoria
Zlatan doesn’t have epic moments, epic moments have Zlatan.
Zlatan is just super iconic. Dude's a menace even for his own team 😂
ya too bad it means nothing because he doesnt have an ounce of character in him. but why care about someones character when you can look at how good they kick balls into nets?
@@benygames7399why are you so upset gang ☠️☠️
@@benygames7399 do you even know what not having character means? Zlatan is literally the opposite of your claims.
@@mdk.ash520 he has no idea what the word humility means. ive seen a few clips of his and he only shows terrible terrible character. if you look up to that guy i feel terribly sorry for you. you must be incredibly lost.
I like that he actually has fun on the job.
Zlatan doesn't swim, the water uplifts him🥶
Broooooooooooooooo😅😅😅
Просто говно не тонет 😁
When Zlatan wears the coat, the coat feels warm
Когда Златан носит пальто, пальто не мерзнет
😂 más bien... cuando Zlatan se pone el abrigo, al abrigo le da frío 😂❤😂
Only Zlatan can score & Pose for the Camera at sametime
Barkley did a better one tho
@@marcuslarsen9177 No one even knows who that is...
From grabbin a dudes throat to huggin another dude in half a second😂
Zlatan need bodyguard❌ Bodyguard needs zlatan ✅
When Zlatan shoots a ball, ball learned to be shooted.
Ever heard of the word shot bruv
@@tonyhiggins4797 I'm from the hoods bro we saying like this.
When Zlatan enters a security, he searches the guards
When people push him he just grabs their face 😂😂😂
“Cmere you little shit”
I love how Zlatan became the new "Chuck Noris" jokes. I'm loving it 😂😂😂
It's the best.....
Zlatan never went to the field the field came to him
Or i came on him...
@@brendonchang1978
That is because Chuck Norris lived a double life in Russia 😂
Это как у нас Джейсое Сиейием
Чака Норриса никто никогда не обойдёт😂❤👍
Zlatan didn't light that cigar, that cigar lit itself.
These Zlatan comments killed me 😂😂
Looks like they had a meeting bro 😂😂😂
Hell yeah, dud 😂😂
That was a beauty goal! 🫶🏼