i remember jerma told a story about how Mario RPG is his favorite game because it made him happy when he wasn't doing so well in school, and was bullied a lot. now he's having fun playing games professionally and he's probably never been bullied more in his life than on twitch.
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero"hey hey, what's the matter, [pause] nerd, here's my lunch money ............also fuck you" - jerma probably (trying to make a joke after seeing this message)
Jerma is like your 7 year old brother who’s trying to show you his toys and how cool they are but chat is 12 years old and doesn’t play with toys anymore because they’re too cool and old for them but jerma is trying to convince you to play with him still
In the typical Jerma fashion, as soon as Chat discovered something embarrassing about him, Jerma managed to dig himself into a bigger hole than Chat could've done on their own
Jerma’s entire camera lighting setup adds so much. His face shrouded in darkness, as if in shame. the funko pops spotlighted by the eerie glow of the pac man lamp. And then theres his whole ass door taking up a third of the screen.
-Shows off shelf -Thinks audience will find it cool -Gets called a nerd and a redditor -Has to defend it for an hour -Regrets showing shelf The most Jerma thing ever
I hope jerma doesn’t stop buying things he likes just because of the “reddit shelf” joke. He just wanted to show off things he liked and thought we’d enjoy too.
as funny as this is it gets kinda obnoxious how much jermas fans just jump at the chance to clown on him for everything. Like I get he rolls with it and is in on the joke most times but this one is just kind of upsetting cause he was just showing off his room and it devolved into this lmao
people give jerma too much crap for his analogies. with the whole 3oz of gold vs a funko pop thing he's literally only asking if you'd rather just have some amount of money or spend it on something you want.
I like that reddit was immediately taken as something he had to defend himself against being associated with. With no explanation, it was associated with being insulted. Like being called an incel or something.
The only one of these I actually find cringy is the Q*bert one, because it doesn't represent something he actually likes. It's just an empty gamer signifier. It's the redditor equivalent of having a giant bookshelf full of books you haven't even read to make yourself look smart.
One of my favourite types of Jerma bits are when he proudly shows something off but chat just ruthlessly insults him
it’s so funny but it makes me sad
It's good he can roll with it but chat is just awful to him.
@@caboose218 chat is unbearable half the time idk how jerma does it
@@wumb chat being mean is half the bit
@@jacktenglin2558 oh yeah i know I’m usually there helping them
i remember jerma told a story about how Mario RPG is his favorite game because it made him happy when he wasn't doing so well in school, and was bullied a lot. now he's having fun playing games professionally and he's probably never been bullied more in his life than on twitch.
Except now they're the ones giving him the lunch money
some things never change
@@windowsxpbackground8762 hulk ultimate destruction stream
@@NeutralGuyDoubleZero"hey hey, what's the matter, [pause] nerd, here's my lunch money ............also fuck you" - jerma probably (trying to make a joke after seeing this message)
He was so happy about showing the shelf and then it just went fast downhill.
Jerma didn’t expect this, did he?
Jerma is like your 7 year old brother who’s trying to show you his toys and how cool they are but chat is 12 years old and doesn’t play with toys anymore because they’re too cool and old for them but jerma is trying to convince you to play with him still
incredibly accurate
I’ve experienced exactly what you’re talking about and now I’m sad.
@@THEmeepmopmoop were you 7 or 12
I was 13 when I stopped playing with toys 😐 😐😐
My favorite jermaism is when he talks about something he likes and then has to defend himself for liking it for the next hour
more of a chatism, since they attack him for things like this for entire streams
He should feel bad for owning funko pops
It's not a reddit thing but fuck funkos
@@DIGITALSWOON Yeah I feel bad for him sometimes
i realize I am kinda off topic but do anyone know a good place to stream new tv shows online?
@Kendall Matthias Flixportal :P
The fact that he's playing a Marvel game while arguing with chat about the reddit shelf... It makes it even worse.
This game is fucking awesome tho
*better
And hes wearing pajamas too.
Him trying to name all the ghosts in pacman is the funniest shit ever
snusk
@@logandunlap9156 Logan
oh
@@BakedBanana oh
ralph
In the typical Jerma fashion, as soon as Chat discovered something embarrassing about him, Jerma managed to dig himself into a bigger hole than Chat could've done on their own
jerma should be the new pogchamp permanently
He'll get canceled after zerking off on stream
its so funny because he seemed genuinely proud and excited and thought that we would love it
It's incredible the influence chat has over this man's mind.
I always felt bad for Jerma this stream, he just wanted to show his new apartment and I like his Reddit room.
Hearing Jerma ranting about liking something before Reddit did will never not crack me up
It’s honestly upsetting how excited he was to show off the shelf only to get relentless bullied by chat lmao
Jerma’s entire camera lighting setup adds so much. His face shrouded in darkness, as if in shame. the funko pops spotlighted by the eerie glow of the pac man lamp. And then theres his whole ass door taking up a third of the screen.
I've never been so smugly proud of anything in my life as jerma was of showing chat 4 funko pops and a couple of odd knick knacks on a shelf.
his boston accent comes out so much when gets actually heated about something
I like how he fumbles on Protoman but says Sailor Mars with almost no hesitation.
"I knew i shouldn't have shown you these things" cracks me up
something about him saying "thats a rare pog" just fucking killed me man
poor jerma he just wanted to show his toys :( lol
I can't tell anymore if he's being genuine or planned all of this before hand
The step-ladder as a visual gag makes me think he's a mastermind
How do you think he makes a ZILLION DOLLARS MONTHLY ON TWITCH TV
4D BRAIN STREAMER
This is a modern day Seinfeld bit.
Jerma Constanza
10:09 is probably one of the greatest camera gags ever
The fact that he sounds so confident about one of the ghosts being named stinky is driving me up the wall.
Jerma digging his own grave for 15 minutes straight
I love it when Jerma reads something from chat, when the absolute last thing he should do is read that specific chat message.
-Shows off shelf
-Thinks audience will find it cool
-Gets called a nerd and a redditor
-Has to defend it for an hour
-Regrets showing shelf
The most Jerma thing ever
13:03 he's been doing the fall joke for DECADES
I love that the shelf in the reveal is 50% empty
Just seeing jerma breakdancing in complete silence in the funko room is enough for me
Alternate title: Jerma defends himself from accusations of being a redditor and fails miserably.
I love how as he's justifying his funko pops it just says "wreckage"
The fact he didn’t know the pac ghosts names made me irrationally annoyed, I think I’m going insane
RALPH?
The ending absolutely slapped I want him to react to that
“Blinky, Stinky, G-Guppy a-and... uhh
Rrralph..?”
Oh my god did he lose the funko pops in the divorce :(
the hulk background music makes this meltdown even funnier
He's hiding his Chuck-E Cheese prizes on the closet
He's so mad he's making up death threats.
This video displays all five stages of grief
something incredibly sinister about him doing the pog face with that background and that music
This makes me incredibly self conscious about my room. It’s more “reddity” than his by far
I wish chat would come to my room and laugh at me too :(
nah bro you gotta get rid of that shit. lmfao.
@@123698lol uh oh we got the cool police over here guys
@@leila5927 sneed
Hoarder buys a stupid figure for 500 bucks and try’s to say he’s not addicted
twitch chat calling someone a nerd LMAOOOO
0:42 that's the most unpog pog I've ever seen
The Hulk OST in the background makes him sound so delusional.
Complete with soy face and all. It's perfect.
he totally knew what he was doing
My boy, cursed from the very beginning
I hope jerma doesn’t stop buying things he likes just because of the “reddit shelf” joke.
He just wanted to show off things he liked and thought we’d enjoy too.
Imagine buying Funko pops lol
+2 Jerma editor
That opening had me in tears, man
The music makes it SO much better.
The fact the word "wreckage" is on screen the entire time he has the 12 out is comedy gold
“A live rattlesnake?”
I mean, it works for DankPods
he defends his funko pops the way the otaku from crayon shin chan and big bang theory would.
Insane Hoarder makes up orange creature named “Qubert”
the hulk music in the background makes this like 10x better for some reason
Jerma getting overly defensive at chat is just like the Hulk raging out at the citizens. Lets just be grateful that Jerma is securely contained.
What a creep.
as funny as this is it gets kinda obnoxious how much jermas fans just jump at the chance to clown on him for everything. Like I get he rolls with it and is in on the joke most times but this one is just kind of upsetting cause he was just showing off his room and it devolved into this lmao
So Jerma's a Sailor Moon fan? nice.
Hes right about the gumby couch
I bet jerma Zerks off on that step ladder
this is one of th e best jerma compilations on the site thank you
1:10 Me: *looks over at his own never opened Grotto Beast box*
...
_sigh_
I feel so sad he was so happy to show it off and chat made it into a reddit joke
that frame shift from 4 to 12 funko pops was the funniest thing out of this
"I only have 4 funko pops!" Yeah and that's four too many.
I like his PAC man light. I like qbert too. This was just mean
And really funny
Cant wait for Jermas room to turn into the Deake and Josh room when they sold illegal george foreman grills knockoffs.
people give jerma too much crap for his analogies. with the whole 3oz of gold vs a funko pop thing he's literally only asking if you'd rather just have some amount of money or spend it on something you want.
CHARACTER / NICKNAME
🔴 - SHADOW "BLINKY"
🟣 - SPEEDY "STINKY"
🔵 - BASHFUL "GUPPY"
🟠 - POKEY " ralph"
⚪ 🟡🔴🟣🔵🟠
▫️ 10 pts
⚪ 50 pts
he was kinda cooking with the Gumby sofa take tho
that is a reddit shelf for sure
Blinky, Stinky, Doppy and Ralph
This has to be the hardest I've laughed at Jerma in a while
I only know who qubert is because of wreck it ralph and my mom said she liked it and i was like tf gamer mom moment
Jeralt
Jermalt
In all fairness reddit is like a way better Yahoo Answers
Roger Rabat defiantly wouldn't be a reedit character but Jessica defiantly would be.
I like that reddit was immediately taken as something he had to defend himself against being associated with. With no explanation, it was associated with being insulted. Like being called an incel or something.
>implying that you don’t need to defend yourself if you use Reddit
@@willkp50 This, all of this.
Found the redditor
Redditors are mostly Asian incels, trans incels, black incels and beta incels.
Oof the part where he talks about Kim made me sad. Actually this whole thing made me sad tbh. Let the man have his shelf
You just know she took several of Jerma's Funko Pops with her.
they were actually all his. now he just has no one to blame for it
@@DrHeinzy I hope she took all of them and he realized how cringy they are
@@teensuicide9103 why
@@theternal his name is teen suicide. Only edge
poor reddit boy
Chat lives in jerma’s head rent free
thanks so much for this lmao
I HAVE THAT SAME CAPTAIN MARVEL SHIRT
literally reddit
@@brandonandujar2289 literally this entire comment section
I love how people are pretending that this wasn’t intentional
i love the puppacino name and avatar
“show your racecar bed”
wtf i had the exact same pac man lamp as a kid
The only one of these I actually find cringy is the Q*bert one, because it doesn't represent something he actually likes. It's just an empty gamer signifier. It's the redditor equivalent of having a giant bookshelf full of books you haven't even read to make yourself look smart.
Don't be dissing Q*bert
He's had a hard life and does not need to hear youtube rants
Bad for his health
@@FelipeJaquez qberts gone it wasn’t your fault
i was gonna say "at least qbert is cute" but then i looked up what the funko actually looks like and its hideous
This guy is a terrible liar
Imagine a JermaSus +dumptruck funko pop
oh.
11:43
He should play the binding of isaac cart game. Me and my friends have played it a ton and it's great
He’s becoming chat more and more each stream this is terrible
I feel bad for chat making fun of him but also he needs to be put in his place before his hubris kills him
is-
is he okay..?
nah
I thought he was 34 (going on 35).